Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 343 | Project Room Key in California, TSA Travel Numbers, & Panda Porn

Episode Date: April 7, 2020

Day 26 inside CQB: Nothing says America like a lady suing Kroger for falling in the parking lot. Jeffy tries to outsmart ReviewTimes.com. California has a program that puts homeless in a hotel near you. TSA has published the latest travel numbers and this doesn't look good for the economy. Subscribe on YouTube Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Welcome to it, Chewing the Fat, recording live today and every day until the lockdown is over from the COVID-19 quarantine bunker. Yes, the CQB. Welcome to it. Thank you so much for coming along for the ride today. And you can always email us at Chewing the Fat at theblaze.com. And you may get right on the air like this particular email. When recessions happen naturally, everything slows down. People feel depressed, and it takes years to grind down and back up. This pandemic is a forced mullet to cause the conditions for a depression without the underlying emotional downward feelings.

It's shaking out the weak and boosting the strong in an artificial attempt to reboot the extra long bull market we've been experiencing. The theory being that instead of years of depression and feeling in numbers, we experience months of the numbers without the feeling. So when the switch is turned back on, it roars back to life. I think I want that to be true. Think I want it to be true. I just pisses me on now. What the hell?

I read the story last night. This is almost not for the show and it's almost for the show. I read the story last night about a local woman suing Kroger. Okay? It's on a stupid reviewtimes.com website. They're probably fine people, I don't know. But I'm just saying. So I read the story last night.

I've spent half asleep, and I start reading the reviews. I mean, the comments below. And the comments all are hating on this woman. She fell down in a Kroger parking lot. It was raining. She pushes the card out, the front cart goes into this pot hole or this some sort of hole that was in the parking lot. The front cart stops and goes up and she falls down.

And now she's Sue and Kroger. Apparently they don't have video cameras in the parking lot. There was no mention of video coverage of the fall. And I need to tell you, the comments were bashing this lady. Oh, her fault. Sue in Kroger. Oh, and she just fell down from a hole. it was covered in water, didn't see it when she was going in.

It's raining outside. Go ahead, stay home. That's how you need to shop, stupid lady. And I mean, just bashing this lady for crashing and falling in a Kroger parking lot. And then, and now, I shouldn't say that. They're not bashing her. Some were making fun of her falling down in the Kroger parking. Others were just saying, oh, he doesn't sue.

It's her fault. But now it's Kroger's fault. And other people were saying, well, if it's a standalone Kroger, that it's their fault. But if it's in a strip mall, well, then it's the property management company's fault, which, by the way, I could tell you a story about that. That's actually true. I was on the stand in a case when I worked. I don't know if I ever told you this before, but I worked for Win Dixie in Florida.

And, you know, I worked for a grocery chain. And we were in a court case. And I found out that, you know, we were, the property management company was at fault. Not when I did. Anyways, long story. But I'm just saying that these people were just, bashing this lady and I wanted to read their comments. However, once you read

the story, then you can't read it again unless you become a subscriber to the website. I mean, maybe I can open it up on my phone again. Hold on if they'll let me open it up on my phone again. You know, shh, be quiet.

Maybe next time you do a thing called screenshots. I'm going to have start doing that, right? Yes. Or you could go incognito. I'm half asleep. You can do incognito.

I like doing that a lot, especially when I go visit your websites. I have to do the incognito. Okay, my phone will let me read it. Ha, reviewtimes.com. That'll teach you. Fix your app. So I'm guessing that that story stays in the podcast. Oh, wait.

Hold on. Uh-oh. Oh, no. You celebrate it too early. Don't click on view the original article. Otherwise, it takes you to reviewtimes.com and they're not allowing it. Okay, so I can read the story. Okay.

I don't think I can get to the comments. So she was pushing a loaded grocery cart across the parking lot. The front wheels dropped significantly into a water-filled long gap in the asphalt parking lot surface. I'm sure what that would be. The grocery cart suddenly flipped over. I've never seen a grocery car do that. Seriously, I'd never have. Okay, so if it goes into a hole and then flips over, ooh, I don't know about that.

So she claims that it states there were no signs to give warning to Gonzalez of the approaching hazard. Well, okay. She had injuries to her back, shoulder, arm, and wrist. I believe that. If that's true, if the fall is true, believe that that happened. But I've never seen where you push a car, you're pushing a car because the front wheels are closer than the back wheels. So you're pushing a cart and the front wheels go into a hole. And then the whole thing flips over like that.

Ooh, I don't know. I don't know. There's plenty of homeless people around America pushing those cars. That never happens to them. Now, they're weighted down with stuff. Yes. Give you that. But also could it also be that stupid, that cart technology that locks the wheels

if you take it out of the parking lot. Could it that be playing a factor in there? Ooh, I don't know. It doesn't say that, right? It doesn't say that she's maybe trying to get it out of the line. I'm still trying to figure out how is it that grocery stores has spent money on this cart technology that as soon as it leaves the parking lot, it somehow stops working. I need to know.

I think that that technology is just like you get to the, the, you get to the buzzer line. Uh-huh. And the wheel stop. But if you can get it past there, like if I'm a homeless guy and I pick the card up and I walk like a half a block away, I think the wheels, I think the wheels still work. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. So like, like, what is this? Why are grocery stores spending, if they are spending money?

You know, I'm going to go to Kroger later today. I'm going to figure this out. So. Be careful. So, I got to some guy got to the comments. Ha! Reviewtimes.com. Before you go to the comments and before they find out, I'm going to try and recreate what happened to the lady.

And then I'll tell you if it works. I mean, the only difference is it's not going to be raining and storming, right? So you don't have the water. I mean, we can recreate it as best we can. Yeah. Yeah. Because I don't think that unless she's like a Hulk kind of type girl, but I don't think she can flip it if the front wheels get stuck. Guess she didn't see the gap on the way in, nor had sense enough to stop and look when the front of the cart dropped as she claims.

So she wants to sue for her own stupidity? Yeah. Yeah. It's America. If she was a regular shopper there, then she knew the parking lot was in need of repair. Get a grip. Grandma. She tried to have a grip, but she felt.

Bad weather should have stayed home. Money grubbing. Beatt. Oh. I know. Closy. Money grab. I mean,

where is that? Nobody's on her side. Where's this at? Nobody's on our side. This is in Florida. No. Where is this? There's no crowlers in Florida, is there?

No. Can't be a Florida. It doesn't say. Seneca County. Where's Seneca County? I will tell you if I knew how to speak. What's that? I will tell you.

if I knew how to spell. It's Seneca. Why is it? Minica County. Well, this Seneca County is in New York. There's a Kroger in New York. I don't know. Darla Gonzalez.

So Fostoria. Where's Fostoria then? Seneca County, see Fostoria. Fostoria. I'll just spell that. Which, by the way, if this is still in the podcast, This is how Jeffie does his research. So you know what?

It's somewhere in America. Instead of Jeffrey having a well-research story, we have done the entire research, the entire reading, 10 minutes in the podcast. You're welcome. So when you talk about homeless people stealing shopping cards, they're not going to have to in California anymore, or at least for a while. California governor, Gavin Newsom was doing such a fine job in the coronavirus fight and working with the federal government

and trying to make this the best outcome possible in California has now a new initiative called Project Room Key. And what they want is, hey, you know what? There are now 6,867 hotel rooms that are really kind of now in the state possession. Oh, hell no. No, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. I'm going to stop you there because right now,

I feel that the audience just pulled over and hit the guardrail. How is it possible that in the state of California, a couple of hotel rooms already in the government possession? Well, it's a partnership between FEMA and California, the counties. Okay. I have to use the rooms. You know, the hotels are empty. Okay.

right now there's only a small percentage of people using them. So their partnership, you know, that they've identified, right now they've only identified 6,867 hotel rooms in the state of California that are, you know, in the state possession now. That's what they're calling it, state possession. I would say that they've just commandeered. But are they looking to identify up to 15,000 rooms? So the 6,867 rooms are not enough. Okay. Now, the project, project room key, is they're what they want to do, is they want to provide local governments and the state to reimburse up to 75% of the costs of the rooms, including services such as meals, security, custodial services for the next three months so that the homeless people will be able to stay in the hotel room.

Um, no. Can we get a list of all those hotel rooms so that I know not to stay there? Because I'm sorry, ever, ever. You start getting that homeless funk in room two, two, too, too. Okay. All right, good. It may never come out. You open the door, so that means I could talk about it. You open the door. I'm sorry, Jeffrey. In this program, no one supports more of the homeless people that we do.

Thank you. We try to help them out. We try to cover them, give them as much coverage. as we can. We try to, you know, help them out with our high society homeless, you know, class in like Seattle or something. No, San Francisco. You know, we're trying to help them out, but this is why draw the line. You're not staying in my hotel room. Well, it is a general hotel room. It's all by the state right now. Still, if I'm a hotel owner, if my last name is Hilton or Marriott or motel, I am pissed right now.

Because that room two. Even if my last name is Moe. I say no. Okay. That room, room number two for Joe and Joanna, the homeless people, you have to burn that down before anybody gets his son. I'm sorry. All prefer to get coronavirus before I stay at a homeless room that they were there before. Can I quote you on that?

You could quote, man, I prefer lick the floor of San Francisco before I stay at a hotel room that a homeless person stayed in before me. Why do you hate? It's not hate. It's not hate. The problem is that they stink. But they're going to be at the hotel room so they'll be able to shower, get clean. Yes, because that's what homeless people do. That's the first thing they do when they go to a hotel room.

Well, yeah, they have to. That's going to be part of the deal, right? That's part of me. Oh, so now you're having those ladies that clean the rooms, make sure that they have, that the homeless people have taking showers now? Well, you're going to have to, right? I mean, look, that's what they said. They're going to provide. Well, first, if I'm mo or tell, either one, I say no, because they want 70, they're only going to get 75% of the costs reimbursed, right?

just 75%. So I realize that's more than nothing, which is what they're getting now. But it will probably cost them more than the 25% that they've lost to clean it up and make it right for customers again. Right. So, I mean, they're talking about rooms, meals, security, custodial services. So you're going to end up probably going to be probably breaking even. But the cleanup after is going to be. And then I just think about Maria, the room cleaning lady. She's going to have to go into like the room is coronavirus, you know, patient zero. I don't know about that.

She has to because it because. Here's the deal. Here's the deal. Maybe we make them park the carts in the lot. They don't get to bring the carts in. They don't get to bring their stuff in. If that cart. You get one bag and we'll wash one set of clothes.

and then that's it. Because you're in the room, you don't get, you don't have to leave the room or you just wander around. After you shower and we wash your stuff, then you're good.

Because, I mean, you're trying to limit the overall homeless funk. And think of this. And it's not a bad thing. That's just what happens when you're out the street,

right? When you're out in the woods forever, you're out the street forever, you get this hunting funk. Musk. This is musk that follows you around. You call, you know,

if you know, You know, this audience, this audience is old enough to probably watch Charlie Brown. Remember that little dirty kid? That is the, uh, the homeless funk that I'm talking about. So, you know, yeah. Oh, that, that, that, that was just, uh, a cartoon with dirt. You didn't really, you just kind of thought about the, the funk or the musk. But these homeless, that's a real life.

And think about this. Now, all right, so it's not room to at either Mo or tell. It's all of them or the entire second floor. So now you're talking about the entire second floor having to be fumigated. I say no. It's not worth the money. It is not. And I get it.

I get the hotels are trying to do their best to have some business. But you have to think about the long run. This is a, do you want a short-term goal or a long-term goal? Now, maybe for the short term, trying to stay alive, you know, trying to make a little bit of money. but is it worth it as a hotel owner if I'm a hotel owner probably

so if you last time it's Moe or Tell you're telling me that when I mean when the government you know Governor Newsom

knocks out your door says hey Fisher you know we're thinking of putting a homeless population in one of your hotels either the Moe Hotel or the

tell I would say Fisher if I'm either Moe or tell as you know it's us we're in the circle you know

people call you mole or tell but here I'll call you Fisher Gavin knows he knows yeah he knows yeah he knows you so I'm I want to put all this homeless people from this side on the second floor of your tail or your mo

and I will reimburse you 75% of your cost of everything of everything now that's everything so I'm tacking on cleaning services food all of it well if you're if your last in it's mo or tell there's no way you have room service so don't be tried to

to milk the government. That's what I'm coming to you, Fisher, owner of Moortel, you know, because I know you don't have room service or a chef. And don't try to... We're going to start providing it.

Don't try to hire a new one just to milk the government some more, okay? Like I said, I'm commandeering the second floor. That's what's going to happen. Yes. Yeah,

and that's what I'm scared if Moe or Tell says no, then the government is going to, put an executive order or an ordinance and say, we're commandeering the second floor and the second floor now belongs to the homeless population. And by the way, we're not paying you. We're just shutting it down.

Absolutely. And by the way, I'm so sorry, if you're a homeless person and listen to this podcast, I'm not making fun of you. Bless your heart. Yes. And I know. Bless your heart. Thank you.

Go to the airport. Go to the airport and charge your phone so you can listen. Yes. And we've given you plenty of advice. Just don't go to the hotels. Okay. go to San Francisco parking garage. We told you that like a month ago.

How to do that? Oh my gosh. We told you we were the first one in the nation to tell you about the DFW A terminal. Don't go to E terminal. It's only a terminal. So we love you guys.

It's just that you stink. Well, that's why they want you to stay at either mow or tell. That's why they want to clean up and hose down. Get your life together, even if you have to be social distancing, even if you have to. And by the way, it's never just one homeless person. And I would also say this. If I let's say I happen to have to travel during the lockdown, possible. And I have to travel to California.

And it's possible. And I land in L.A. And I said, man, I got to stay in a hotel. I don't have anything reserved. And I started driving around L.A. County. and I see shopping cards, homeless shopping cards, in the parking lots of either Mo or tell. I'm going somewhere else.

I'm not pulling in to see. You got a room available? It doesn't matter to me. I'm going somewhere else. So, you know, I joked around about traveling. Let's say I had to go to California or whatever. But really. I mean, I still hear planes in the air.

I see them. I see them all the time. Like before. I mean, in our house, we're kind of in the flight path of an airport. So a lot of, you know, I hear planes. But those are mostly like delivery planes and stuff. Amazon and FedEx and there's some military planes that fly over. I'm sure it's just for our safety.

And so I haven't since I've been, you know, we've been quarantined up. for 25 days, 23 days, how long? 26. Oh, has it been that long already? Okay, it only feels longer. I don't drive back and forth to work every day, right? So, I mean, I'm quarantined, I'm locked down. So I don't see the airport.

Every day I drive by DFW. And prior to the lockdown, I mean, they rode them up, Rode them up to land. An average day, a day of no flights at DFW. They were only using two air strips. And they'd row them up. You look up in the sky, each landing strip is four or five deep. And they just rowing them up.

And on the air, you could see them online. They were like, that's what I mean by rode up. Well, you said, you said the runway. You said the runway. You said the runway. I understand the premise of how they're like. how they have the planes rowed up. All right.

I want to apologize. But they also have side landing strove for the delivery planes, the UPS, the FedEx, the company DFW. So, I mean, there are planes, and then the private airplane. There's air traffic all over, plus the airline or the airport that's closer to where I live that has delivery planes land there. Not as much anymore. I'm guessing that travel is way down.

My nephew works for Delta. Oh, he's racking those miles? How many miles are you having that right now? He's racking those miles. Prior to this, I mean, he was global. I mean, he's everywhere around the globe. I mean, now he's everywhere, you know, around the bedroom. That's how much his travel is.

Oh, so he's still racking up the miles. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, still racking up the miles. you can't keep him away from the airport. Of course, you can because there's nobody flying. Someone flying. Just collecting guts. I mean, there's, who's traveling?

I don't know, but I... Literally, who is traveling? So thank you, you know, to someone sent me this. This is from the TSA website, and it's logging who is traveling in the United States. Okay, so they have an answer to my question. They do. traveling. Yep, that's what I want to know. Thank you. So I trust the TSA to tell me the truth. Right. Okay. Okay. I don't want to break your little heart on your story, but I trust them.

You know, I'm already sad from looking at these numbers. So, okay. So what they did is the the one column is people traveling today or this year. Okay. The other column is a year ago, same day. Okay, sure. Same day, sir. So we'll start with March 16. That's the day that Donald Trump said slow. Yeah, that was his first 15-day plan.

15-day plan. That was the first day that I went into lockdown. Yep. And the quarantine, the 16th of March 2020. Right? Is that right? That is right. Yes, that is right.

Yes. March 16, 2019. numbers are 2,465,709. Wow. That's a good day. I would have bet more, but that's still a lot of people. And I'm looking from last year, you know, that's about the average. So average people are flying.

Two or three million people a day? That's a lot. Yeah. And that's in the United States? This is in the United States, yes. Does it say if they're, if they're international or if they're just U.S. Travel. It just says travel.

It just says travel through TSA. Okay. Okay. March 16, 2020. Oh, boy. What are we down to like two people? Okay. Give me a guess.

Give me a guess, Fisher. The TSA and the pilot. Okay. Close. Close. Close. Close. 1,257,823.

So they're down. That's a lot more than I thought. So, right? You like... Obviously, it's a lot more than two. But I really did think that we would be down to hundreds of thousands of thousands. Okay.

Well, thank you for saying that because now it's on Tuesday, March 17. This is the 16th. This is still the beginning. This is the beginning. Oh, my gosh, I didn't hold on. This is the beginning. So, so this is the 16th. I apologize because I was thinking too, and that was from yesterday.

So, okay, so on the 16th, the day that they started the 15-day, uh, wash your hands, stay home. A million people. A million people said, I'm staying at home. Right. No more travel. No more. Businesses have already decided.

Nobody's traveling. Yes. Yes. So if you were in another city, that's the million that came home. That came home. Yes. Yes. Yes.

The 17. So I say, you know, six or 700,000 of that are people returning where they were from. Absolutely. Absolutely. The 17 of March, last year, 2,100,000. 77,929 people. Yeah, so between 2 or 3 million every day. And I'm not going to repeat myself with those numbers until we get to yesterday.

But the rest of it, the average is about 2 million.5 people traveling on a normal day through TSA. So, right, a year ago. A year ago. You're back. So let's go to, we went to the 16th. Take me to the end of March. The end of March? Take me to like the 25th.

Right, 10 days, 25th or 26, 10 days out from, Are you sure you want to go 50? Let's go 50. 15. Let's go to what's that? The first of April, right, April 1st. Oh, no. The 15 day plan, the 15 day plan got everybody home within that 15 day period.

People were freaking out. Maybe they thought that they had to get somewhere. They went somewhere. Okay. So we're at April 1st and people are now locked down, right? April 1st. They already decided like the day or two before that that it was going to be another 30. Yes.

Right? They already went ahead. Said the 15-day plan was working fine, but we're going another 30, right? So April 1st through TSA. I think I'm close to two. Okay. Last year, 2,151,000. Yeah.

The regular, right, the average, right? Between two and three million. This year. April 1st. 136,000 people traveled that day. Yeah. And that even seems like a lot. I mean, you think we're not going to bail out the airlines?

I mean, those planes are dying. They were old planes anyway, but they were fine because we were keeping them. We were updating them and upkeeping them and making them fly every day. And now they're just sitting in the driveway backed up to the garage, not moving. By the way, yesterday, 100. and 8,000 people traveled. So 108,000 people are still flying around the country, which I know is, you know, barely anything.

But that's still, people are still traveling. Well, if you think about it, who is that? If you, if you're in perspective, I say about 10,000 that's crew and flight members, right? Do they count going through the TSA? Yeah, I guess so they go through the TSA, even though they go through their fast checkpoint or whatever. Yeah, they still go through TSA.

So 90,000 people traveling in a... I want my name is past, by the way. You know how he goes through the TSA? Hi, how you doing? This is sad. I'm curious to see the numbers. Oh, no, we didn't have those numbers. I was curious to see the numbers of 9-11.

How many people were traveling after 9-11? Well, let's shut it down, right? I mean, there was no flights in 9-11, except for... When it picked up again. Yeah. Because this is This is super sad, man Well, we're going to turn it around

That's when we come back We're going to be roaring strong That's what I started the show off with I want it to be true We're going to turn it around There's light at the end of the tunnel Right? That's what the president said

That's what you keep saying There's light Not anymore Not anymore Once we turn that engine on Once we walk out to the driveway And hop in that airplane That hasn't started

And over a month And we're going to Flip the key on that bad It's going to fire right up. Nope. And you're going to just blow the doors off this economy, right? There's no light at the end of the tunnel. And by the way, the drop is like 10,000 people per day.

It just drops, drops, drops, drops, drops, drops, drops, drops, drops, drops, drops, drops, drops, drops, drops, drops, drops, drops. So when we turn it around, it'll be. You know what? I don't think it's July 4. I think it's going to be July 4, 2021. You are bringing me down. Well, you know. I thought you wanted the light of the tunnel

Yeah, but seeing this, there's no light You know what, you're right You're right, there's no light Why do we even bother? Why don't we bother recording this podcast? There's nothing else to do Like there's no light at the end of the tunnel There's nothing.

This is just all worthless You're all gonna crash down We're gonna be the new Rome, we're screwed You know what? I'm joining the homeless population now I mean, I'll wave to you When I drive by, don't worry about it And I guess isn't that Chris?

I expect you to give me that damn dollar too, okay? I want you to roll that window down and give me that dollar. You can count out of it, my friend. You can count on it. You could use that dollar for whatever you want. I hope it's for food, but you use it for whatever. You want booze. You want crack.

You want whatever you want. You use it for what you want because it doesn't matter to me. I just feel better giving you the dollar. Yeah. No problem. Bless your heart. Yeah, you know, I do. I wish somebody. I wish somebody. That's what I'm doing right now, is I'm wishing somebody. So we have over 1,386,514 coronavirus cases worldwide. We have 79,035 deaths. That's worldwide. Right now in the United States of America, we have 380,000. 666.

I don't want to say that. We have over 380,660 some odd or even numbers total chronic virus cases. And we have 13,000 and we'll break 14,000 today, 14,000 deaths.

And maybe we will. 13,662 deaths. It'd be great if we didn't hit that 14,000 mark today. Looks like we probably will though. So sad. yet we're flattening the curve, flattening the curve. That's what we're doing. The social distancing and shutting down America.

You know, I really have been on the side of the social distance. I get everything they're telling us. I really do. I understand it all. And I kind of get what they want to happen. But I am at the point of, what are you doing? What are we doing? I mean, I don't know

how we turn this thing back on. I'm joking around about the airplanes being backed up in the driveway, shut down, but seriously, in what, a month from now, we say, turn it back on? Do you think, I mean, is the pilot

going to show up and hop in the plane and fire that bad boy up and take off? No, not going to happen. And, you know, I mean, it's just going to, you're going to end up, we've got we've got to turn this thing back on soon. And I know President Trump knows that.

I'm not getting political, although I can't if you want. But something's got to happen, right? I mean, we're busy fighting over medicine saying this, we don't want, why are we giving people this medicine? Because it works on most people. Okay, so some people, it doesn't. Sorry, most people, if you're sick with COVID-19 and they say, hey, here's a cocktail, that's going to make you feel better probably.

Are you going to say no? Of course you're not. And neither are these stupid reporters that are making a big deal about it. Not a single one. Not a single one will say, oh, no, no. President Trump said that might be good.

I'm not going to take that. Not a single one says that. Every one of those stupid reporters says, yes, give me the cocktail. I want to feel better. Every single one of them. I'm sick of it. I'm sick of hearing their,

whining ass mouth. And I want to go back to you talking about that pilot that goes into that aircraft and, you know, turns that key and... To the driveway. Airport all across the air. No, we got to get the flights back up and running. Let's go. Almost, almost, almost. Damn it.

Let me try again. Let me try again. Hold on. I got this guy. I know I'm not supposed to clutch it. It's going to drown. Hold on, hold on it. This was going to work.

This was going to work. Damn it. That's enough. That's enough. That's enough. Someone call. You're going to flood it. We need a couple people out here to give me a push.

Yes. Yes. Yes. So can we get... What popping the clutches? Figure it out. Can we get rows 15 to 32 to... to onboard the aircraft.

You guys are going to disembark and give us a show because we need to pop the clutch on this thing. That's what's going to happen all over America. Those are the news report. Runway 4 today had three plates. Push to pop the clutch. If you've never had a car do that to you, you've never driven cheap cars like I have.

Hold on. I want to take that back. If you never had a car do that sound to you, you're not in America. Okay. Okay, I'll give you that. Because I'm sorry, everybody on their lifetime either had experienced that or has been in the vehicle where grandma or grandpa is trying to start the car. And all she hears is, damn it. I told you grandpa to fix his car. I told them to fix it.

We're stuck here. I'm just going to hit the alternator a couple times with this hammer. See if I can kick this thing in. All right. Hold the carburetor down a little bit. See if we get some gas flowing in this thing. Just hold it down. Put a stick on it and pop it when you're done.

Ready? I used to start a car every morning. You had to open up the hood. Not every morning, wherever I went, whenever I shut it off. It wouldn't start. The carburetor had to be held down. So I used to have a long stick in my car. And I'd open up the hood and then I'd reach out the window or you leave the door open

and you reach between the door and underneath the hood. Because the hood opened up and you had that gap between the hood and the windshield wipers and just hold your stick down through there and hold it on top of the carburetor. And then you get this, you turn the key, and then you pull the stick back, boom, because you had to have that gas, they had to have that gas hold up in that carburetor. And it makes no sense to get fixed when you can do that every day, even when it's raining out. You open the hood and you hold the carburetor down.

Duh. So, apparently, it's going to be a good deal. And you're supposed to feel good about yourself ratting on your neighbors. You're supposed to feel good about that. You're supposed to be the person that says, oh, my gosh, are those more than three people standing together? I've got to report them. I mean, in New York, they want residents to rat on their neighbors. In California, they want residents to rat on their neighbors, or at least Los Angeles.

in New Jersey there people were having a little concert in the neighborhood guys were playing putting on a show on the front porch and the neighborhood showed up about 30 adults showed up with lawn chairs

out front who break up now of course the police didn't want to do it no and no one supports a police officer more than this show does we support the police officer man

And by the way, for those of you that do not remember, this is what Jeff is talking about. We need to make sure that everybody continues to let us know where those folks are. If you've observed recurring violations of the safer at home order, please continue to let us know at coronavirus.lacity.org slash business violation. You know the old expression about snitches. Well, in this case, snitches get rewards. Wait. I mean, it could have been a little bit better.

stitches get stitches I don't know riches but in New Jersey I mean police added that the department is still investigating

the incident charges are pending oh hell no no charges should not be pending on anything and they're breaking them up man they're breaking up now they

they did say that the neighbors are the people that were there were all we're like welcome to Nazi Germany They're breaking us up. Good for them.

You guys suck. Good for them. You know, you always thought, you talked about this, Fisher, at the beginning of this is not going to happen in the United States. They're not going to lock us down. And what is going to be the breaking point of Americans

of them saying, you know what? No. No. But on the other hand, why is it there's so many people are outside my window right now? Kid you now, this entire time we've been recording, I had 30 people walk back and forth. You're supposed to be inside your home.

Inside your home. It's a shelter in place. Stay at home. Safer at home. Whatever you want to call it. It's supposed to be you inside your home. Right now, look, this old lady. Hey, get back inside.

Now, New Jersey police have been reacting swiftly against defiant revelers. Ooh, nice. And is it nice? Now, last month, police arrested a man for hosting a corona party with 47 guests. Oh. Now, the organizer was charged. With what? Was charged.

Throwing the best damn party in town. This is not a game. Oh. I know. I know. But I just know this. Just know this. Okay, just know this.

That the police don't want to do this. And they're not happy about doing this. But they have to. And they have to. It's for your safety. So when you're thinking yourself, what, I can't gather in my neighbor's front yard to listen to two guys playing Pink Floyd? No.

No, you cannot. And if someone reports it, the police will act swiftly. By the way, I expect you to cover the bigger... We've covered a lot today. We covered the Kroger Lady suing. We talked about you outsmarting the reviewtimes.com. We talked about Project Room Key. We talked about the homeless problem.

We talked about the TSA numbers. We talked about airplanes restarting. You just finished a great coronavirus update, but you still haven't talked about the mayor that got a haircut. So I hope. Oh, yeah. I hope I'm able to subscribe to chewing the fat. And on the podcast, you dive down. the mayor getting a haircut and getting plastered.

That is a promise. Okay. Okay. That is a promise. So subscribe to chewing the fat and you're going to hear about the mayor who believes that, and rightly so. I mean, mayors are so much better than you and me. They're so superior.

Oh, absolutely. And can you make me another promise? Can you sprinkle some panda porn in there? I mean, I give and I give and I give, Chris. So, of course, yes. Download and subscribe to more content at the blaze.com slash podcasts. Okay. So as promoted, let's talk a little bit about the mayor of Chicago, shall we?

And let's talk a little bit about people who, we talked about it in this show. People are starting to freak out, right? Their hair color is going away. They're not getting haircuts. People are cutting their own hair on social media, talking about how they can't get a barber to come. We talked about how the under, you know, I mean, that's the new gig, man. If you can get a barber to come to your house with all the goods to cut your hair, give you a little color, lighten it up a little bit, freshen your life up a little bit.

That's the new deal, right? I'm that good, I'm almost there myself. I mean, I was supposed to get a haircut on the Friday before the, what's that, the 16, 55, the 13th, the 13th. I was supposed to have a, you know, I was supposed to see my, my person. And on Thursday night, I got the call. We're shutting down the place. And your appointment is canceled.

Wait, but I had an appointment and everything. Now you're canceled and we're shutting it down. Thanks for calling. Thanks for being a member. Whoa, click. Okay. But Mayor Lightfoot of Chicago has been telling everyone to stay home and not go out and social distance and been doing what the other cities are doing as far as breaking people up and charging them and telling them doing ads. She's doing ads where she calls her daughter.

Mom, I'm bored. Oh, you're not bored. You're just saving lives. Shut up. It's just a way of who. airplane is flying over my house as we speak actual things are being shipped

now the mayor has decided that because she's the mayor that she's better than you she needed to get a haircut so she got a haircut and she had her hair person her hairstylist

come and she said they had gloves and was wearing a mask now the picture that they showed of the mayor with the hairstylist within that six feet window by the way they're like shoulder to shoulder they're not

six feet apart they're not wearing masks and she was questioned about it they actually had the audacity to ask the mayor of Chicago hey what about this whole haircut thing you're telling people not to go out

not to do things social distance and yet you got a haircut? I'm out in the public eye and, you know, I'm a person who I take my personal hygiene very seriously. As I said, I felt like I needed to have a haircut. I'm not able to do that myself. And so I got a haircut. Oh my God, I sort of scream.

I want to punch you in the face, Fisher. Okay. I do too. I have a problem with this area right here. I take my personal hygiene very seriously. We know that. We know that. The reporter doesn't?

We know that. And that's not an excuse. That is not an excuse. Fisher, in this program, we've talked about in the coronavirus lockdown, we've been giving guidelines on how and when to shower. And out of both of us, out of both of us, you are closer to. I take my personal hygiene very seriously. Would you say that? Yeah.

Yes. Will you say that? Okay. Would you still go and get a haircut? I want to. My wife wouldn't let me though. Exactly. The answer is no.

I get it. I get it. I get it. I get it. Trust me. There's some days like right now I've had a haircut in a month and a half. I get it. But honey.

But you don't take, first of all, you're not a mayor of a city. And second, you don't take your personal hygiene as an important part of your life. I take my personal hygiene very seriously. There's no, you know, since you don't take care of personal hygiene seriously and you don't care, and you're not a mayor of a major city in America, you don't go. And by the way, this is another line that I don't like. I'm out in the public eye and, you know, I'm a person who. No.

I don't care. I don't care that you are in the. I'm out in the public eye. No. Here's the thing. You should not be in the public eye, in the public eyes, because you're quarantined. And I... Well, she's the mayor.

She's not quarantined, right? I mean, she's out answering questions or trying to keep people, you know, trying to arrest people for us. So staying within their six-minute window. Another thing that I noticed at this video, I would like you, if it's, you know, we can put people on hold real quick or we can Pause the podcast Talk about what I think You're going to talk about It is tremendous

And I was going to talk about it tomorrow Oh okay I'm chewing the fat with Pat Okay Do my chewing the fat Okay Then I won't bring it up I won't bring it up

No you can I can't Okay Are you noticing Because those of you listen to the podcast No that we've talked about this I know exactly where you're going By the way

This is not something I mean Jeffrey have You know A bit During the cutting But as I am cutting this audio that you sent me this morning. Did you notice that the do girl is making fun of her?

That's fantastic. Did you notice that? I don't know what I'm saying is that I don't believe she's that she is communicating what the mayor is saying. I think she's saying, look at this bitch. She's telling us to say aside and this bitch is going outside. Oh, hell no. All the hand movements is.

One, either she's making fun of her or two, she's bitching at all the deaf people saying, Look at this bitch. She went out there and she did her hell and she did that. And oh, hell no, she did it. And I'm like, oh, honey, I love you. I love you so much. Because as a person that is not deaf, I got you, baby. You're making fun of her and you making her look like an idiot in front of the death population.

thank you and anybody on the inside is high-fiving you right now that's why i want to give you you know and everybody you know that you're signing to they're saying this to you so be happy because i it's so good right that's good right and that's what i saw it and i was like she seems to be a little bit too lively you know and i get it you know signing could be boring because you just reading hands but she is very very um mocky-ish of animated a little bit more animated yes so if you're deaf and you're listening to this podcast can you go back and watch that and tell us if she's mocking because i like to know so wait you'll rethink that question for a little bit but yeah do it anyway let us know

There's nothing wrong with that question. If you're deaf and you listen to this podcast, I want you to go back and watch this. I'm out in the public eye. And, you know, I'm a person who I take my personal hygiene very seriously. As I said, I felt like I needed to have a haircut. I'm not able to do that myself. And so I got a hair.

I felt like I felt because I am better than you. Oh, there's no doubt. about that. You commoner idiot. I take my personal hygiene very seriously, like you don't, asking me the question about me getting a haircut, you'll never be off with your head. How dare you asking me on this question? Off with your head.

Yeah, how dare you? And by the way, did you get a haircut? No. Well, I tripped up a little bit. No, not you. Not you, the mayor. The mayor. I got a little tripped up a little bit.

There's a tease of a bit. video coming out tomorrow on my YouTube channel that, you know, I mean, I went, I went a few days speaking of personal hygiene without shaving. And I decided without any coercion from anything or anyone that, you know, it was time. It was time to get rid of the beard. I mean, sure, my wife is really happy that I did it. And, you know, sure, she hates beers and hates facial hair. But I have nothing to do with that at all. No wonder she hates me. She doesn't hate you at all.

You said she hates beards. I have a beard, so she hates me. Yeah, I know. She's fine. She doesn't want the world to be without beard. She just, you know, she doesn't like them in her life. It's okay to have them. I mean, my son has a huge beard.

We have other friends that have beard, including you. I mean, it's not, first of all, let's be clear about something. It's not the beard. that she hates. Okay, so that's the, uh, that's a fact. I don't know what more to, uh, I don't know what more to tell you. So we'll just leave that there. Okay. Uh, I was let that lay on the table. Now, we also teased, uh, we teased the panda porn. And I have so many stories to get to today. You have no idea how I could be here for another six hours. I could be here another six hours for you, really, uh, uh, with stories. I've got the, I think I may have to revise. What did I say when Prince Harry is going to leave Meg go back to the Royals? A year and a half. A year and a half. Still, okay, right now I believe it a year and a half, but I will say the story headlines are already breaking. Already breaking. They're just in L.A.

They're still in quarantine. We haven't even gone out of the world yet. They're already breaking. Insiders say Prince Harry is missing his old life. Okay. Did I tell you that the sky is blue and the grass is green? Right. Did I tell you that? Harry's in the new place.

Harry's in the new place in Malibu. Hanging out. It's beautiful. He's got the wife, got the kids, all good, got the servants, I mean the helpers, the staff. And, you know, life was still good. But he's still yesterday. Now this wasn't in the story. This is just me reading between the lines.

Yesterday, he had to walk himself into the kitchen to get a snack. Oh, no. So you tell me, you know, you know, this is how I see this playing out. He's in the drawing room, you know, because rich people have those. He's in the drawing room and he goes, Ghost town. Hey, Megan, where's the... Kachin?

The Kachan? I'm in a sandwich. Where's the Kachan? I'm serious, man. That's where he's at. And by the way, I'm sorry. Why isn't Megan making him a sandwich? I do that's not happening.

Right. Hey, Megan, I was wondering. You know, I was hoping to get a snack. I'm here. I wouldn't go out by the pool here a little bit. So I'm gonna get a snack. Get it right now! I'm busy.

Oh, bad. By the way, oh, did you know that she is the voice of that new documentary of Elephant in Disney Plus? Okay. Good for her. That's the gig that she got. Yes. And the reviews are... Behind the backs of everyone, right?

Yes. And the reviews are in. The reviews are in. Are you ready for the reviews? They're so good. They're fantastic. They're the best ever. She's the greatest and we need her voice work on so much more. She's trying. Oh, what? She's trying too hard.

She is trying to please everybody and being fake. Huh. Huh. Strange how that could possibly happen. Strange how that could possibly happen. Speaking of being fake though, I saw a on Twitter. from a verified account Hong Kong Free Press which I mean who doesn't who doesn't follow Hong Kong free press and they showed that the

the pandas in the zoo were had finally mated without help I mean to tell you now the audio is you know somebody on the phone going holy cow the pandas are

are doing it. I mean, it's seriously a porn hub panda porn. What? Porn hub panda porn. It's incredible. And the,

I'm guessing since no one said they're planning on having babies, it is a male and a female panda doing it. Yeah, I'm just guessing that. Just out of, you know, everything is. So,

uh, if, if it's the female, then, in front. I mean... She was liking it. You heard her.

You heard her on the audio. She was definitely liking it. And she's definitely making some moves that you would expect a girlfriend to make. Yeah. Yeah. We talked about it off the air.

Those moves are the moves that only girlfriends do. Right. And by girlfriends, that means the girlfriends of the people that already married. So the side hustle, that last move. I'm not going to say, I'm not going to say it because it's a family show, but Jeff is going to tweet out the link to this video. I am. And the last two seconds, if you have a girlfriend and you married, maybe you call her, what is it, Jeffrey? Panda.

That's her new name. Who's my little panda? You are.