Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 344 | Email Hacking, The New York Times is Listening, & We Lost Bernie Sanders

Episode Date: April 8, 2020

Day 27 inside CQB: Another scam is trying to trick Jeffy into sending him money for more money. Will this be the end of CTF? Kris Cruz and Jeffy discuss how many people are still writing checks after Jeffy finds out Kris Cruz has six check books. Email hackers got your personal information if you use "Email It" and the company says don't worry about it. CTF evidence shows that The New York Times listens to the show and the evidence is clear. Bernie Sanders is OUT and Jeffy is here to cover and Harvey Weinstein UPDATE that you don't want to miss. Do you want to attend a CTF Virtual Happy Hour? We'll submit your name here: CTF VIRTUAL HAPPY HOUR Subscribe on YouTube Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Broadcasting from the CQB, the COVID-19 quarantine bunker. yesterday. Quiet. Facebook launched their new messaging app for couples, tuned. So you can privately send each other messages, music, photos, and moods. The app, available in the U.S. and Canada, project of the New Product Experimentation Team at Facebook, I would like to be part of that group, the New Product Experimentation Team, and they are just trying to figure out, what they're going to do to help this platform.

I want to help make users, make friends, social music listening, meme maker, dating service for students. Well, remember, isn't that what Snapchat is? It's just a thought. So, I mentioned this

this morning on my Chew in the Fat segment during Pat Gray Unleashed, that this could be, I don't know, my last week, broadcasting, chewing the fat, depending on how long this takes. But I received an email from Reem, Ibrahim al-Hashimi, the Minister of State and Petroleum, also the Minister of State for International Cooperation in UAE. And he kindly left me a link for more understanding of Wikipedia page that has about

Reem-L-Hashimi, which I haven't clicked on yet. But he wrote to solicit me for my partnership in claiming $47 million from a financial home in Cambodia. Now, the aforementioned fund, $47 million is his share percentage from the oil gas deal with Cambodia, Vietnam government between 2013 and 2014. He doesn't want his government to know about the fund. and so he's proposing that he's going to send me another email with detailed information on how this business would be successfully transacted. And nobody knows about now. It's just a secret between him and me.

It's a secret between Reem Ibrahim al-Hashimi and me. And now the audience. No, no, no, it's just a secret. Oh, okay. Now, he as the minister of petroleum, he's not allowed to be part of such a deal because it goes against his country's professional practice policy. So he wants me to stand on his behalf and receive this fund into any account that is solely controlled by me. And when I do that, he's going to compensate me with 30% of the

total amount involved as gratification for being his partner in the transfer. All I have, have to do is, you know, reply to his email. And I'm in. Now, 30% of 47 million is what, 15, 16 million? No, 18. I'm going to reply, yeah, 18. I'm going to reply that I want, you know, you got to take at least 50. Bro, it's a secret between me and him. I want at least 50. What are you doing? You're being so generous right now. It's unbecoming. Oh, wow. I mean, come on. This is a secret? His government doesn't want him to do it. He's, you know, doing this deal behind everybody's back because he doesn't want to lose the money. And as Minister of State of Petroleum and Minister of State of International Cooperation in UAE, you know, in Cambodia,

you can well understand why Reim Ibrahim al-Hashimi would want to keep that a secret. But so what, I don't know how long this deal is going to take to come to fruition. But when it's done, I don't know. So does he need, because right now, you know, as you can see, Jeff Fisher, I'm holding it to the camera for everybody watching at home. You know, I just have a check here that one of my kiddos decided to write, you know, on. And now I'm down one check. So do they need the bank account number? Because I could give him that right now, you know.

First of all, first of all, Reeb sent this email to me. I know. Don't be trying to get zip in on my money. Because it feels like, you know, RIM is, you know, a CTF, CTF listeners. So, you know, bank account number 314-0-074-269, you know, I'm ready to rock and roll, baby. And what do you need me to send to you? We just need the routing. We just need the routing number.

Okay, 314-074-269. And by the way, by the way, your kids just drew, that check is still usable. Oh, yeah. In color, not a big deal. No, no. This is such, yeah. Yeah, but the problem is that, you know, I decide. to write the word void right across it.

Okay, well, now you can't use it. Now I can't use it. Now you've wasted. By the way, isn't that the stupidest thing in the world? That a check no longer comes valid as soon as you put the word void. Right? That's dumb. No, that's dumb.

Why? That's dumb. That's stupid. No. A check. By the way, why are we... I mean, I would have to search high and low to find a check. Oh no, baby.

have one, two, three, four, six checkbooks. One is always in the car. One is next to my bed stand. Two of them are here in my office. And the other two, the kids decided to write on them because they feel like they're notebooks. So. Why?

Why what? I do have checkbooks. Who doesn't have checkbooks? They have cards and online. Oh, no, no, no. No, we're not doing that. No, we're not doing that. Nobody even takes checks.

Oh, people take checks. The cashier. The cashers look at you like, what, a check? People take checks. Oh, there you know. Is either that or nothing. So you're telling me right now that if you say, hey, Chris, you owe me 50 bucks and I write a check for you for $50, you're going to say, no, I want cash? Yes.

Yes, I am. Yes, I am. Now, I may take the check just in case, but I prefer cash. The check, then there's a paper trail. I don't like that paper trail stuff. I just need to cash. Also, did you see where 600,000 email it users, just being sold on the dark web? Dun, dun, they were hacked.

I know. Now, it was been hacked two years ago. The actual hack took place a couple years ago. And now we're just finding out? Right. So these hackers breached email it two years ago. And they planted their they planted themselves inside the app and they took all this data. They've been taking all this data.

Okay. And they contacted the email it people and said, hey, how about a little bounty? I mean, they're like they're pirates. Oh, okay. Okay. Okay. They want money. And so email it said, no.

Ooh. No, we're not going to pay you. We don't believe you. Did they say, we do not negotiate with terrorists. Whatever. Yeah. Yes. That's what they wanted to say.

Whether that was actually what they said. But between the lines, yes, that's what email. We do not negotiate with terrorists. This is America. So they notified the Italian postal service, which I'm sure is. I mean, when you notify the C-N-A-I-P-I-C, whoof. I'm sorry. The what?

The CNAIPIC, the Italian Postal Service. Is that supposed to mean like the USPS? I don't think they're worthy of the USPS. No, I know that's not what I'm saying. Like USBs has a nice rhythm. USPS. And then the Italian one has... You're telling me that the CNAIPIC doesn't roll off your tongue?

It does not roll off my tongue. And usually, words roll out of my tongue much easier because I could roll my R's and that is not no no okay well they caught anyway the email it contacted the Italian postal police CNA IPIC and they said we're not paying you and of course they said you know we don't negotiate with terrorists now the hackers said okay you know what No problem. We'll sell all that data that we stole on the dark web. Don, dun, done.

Have a nice day. Now, the good thing is, according to email it, don't worry about it. Because they only got passwords, security questions, content, attachments. Don't worry about it. They didn't get any real significant information. Wait, wait, hold on. So for email it, emails and password and attachments are not something that I should worry about.

Don't get, no, it was fine. They didn't get anything that was worthy of anything. But I don't want to, I don't want to, oh, this is annoying because I don't know about you, Fisher, you're more secure than I am. You know, you've been abroad the blocks. You've been abroad the blocks more than I have. If you know my password for my email, you know my password for everything. Well, all I know is that the hackers claim to be in possession of 46 databases they stole from email it. The databases contain information on users who signed up for the free email at email account.

So if you were paying for email it, you're fine. The hackers claim the databases contain plain text passwords, security questions, email content. Okay. And email attachments. Okay. For just the users who signed up for the service between 2007 and 2020. Whoa. I'm sorry.

No, no, no, go back. Go back. So anybody that signed out for free to email it from 2007 to 2020, they have that information. The free service. The free service. If you were paying for it, then you're fine. And again, I want to reiterate. Okay, hold on.

I want to reiterate. All they got was plain text passwords. Uh-huh. Security questions. Uh-huh. Email content. Uh-huh. And email attachments.

That's all they got. I feel like email it is downplaying this way too much. That's a security breach. Like I said. Email it. Email it made clear that no financial information was stored on the hacked server. So you're fine. Here's the thing, babe.

My email also is attached to my bank account. So when I get a statement, yes, the bank attaches that statement as an attachment to that plain text email. And my bank account is available right there. So I feel that email it needs to go back and hire a better firm to represent. them because if I'm in Italian right now and I get a correspondent from the NCPISTDB that you know my stuff got hacked I am mad I am furious you could buy it on the dark web they're only asking for 0.5 and 3 Bitcoin for your data of the dark web so that's anywhere from

3,500 to 22,000. Wow. So maybe, maybe email it should pay the ransom. I feel like this is a time with, you know, you sit with everybody at the board and said, look at the time. Bobby, can you give us your Bitcoin wallet information and let's pay the terrorists? It's not working. I don't know how America does it.

You know, they said they do not negotiate with terrorists. we just Italians so can we get our information back please but they're fine with it because no financial information was stored on these data unless the bank

all they got all they got my gosh Christ I do not understand what I was saying no you know that's what I'm not understanding this so please elaborate one more time okay so the hackers uh huh only were able

to take plain text passwords, security questions, email content, and email attachments for the people who signed up and used the service, which it looks like it's only about 600,000 people, between 2007 and 2020. So, my gosh, and think about this now, seriously. Think about the brush with greatness inside those emails, right? Right. So the bank that sent you your account information, now you're getting, you're going into your email account, seeing that information and then going into the bank from there. Holy cow.

Thanks, email it. Appreciate it. Don't, don't ever negotiate with terrorists. I agree. Even in the bunker, even in the CQB, when news, I mean, when CTF records, news happens. I remember the motto. And so that, me, that music is the bunker breaking news sounder. I don't know why we don't have, I thought we had access to all our sounders.

Okay, now, see, I can see you shaking your head. And I know the audience that are, you know, watching chewing the fat. Those of you watching live on 4A, 2020, can see you shaking your head. But others just hear the rocks going back and forth, and they don't know which way they're going up or down or back or forth as my father used to say I was uh interesting uh I have I just got an idea one quarantine right me and you you're in your CQB I'm in my CQB what if for one day only we let the audience watch us record okay I'm fine with that I mean I'll have to put a shirt on and put some shorts on, so I'll just sit here like I'm sitting here now.

So that means that no more shirtless Jeffie? Yeah, for that day. For that day. Okay, okay. Yeah. I think that's a pretty good idea. Either that or do a virtual CTF hangout. We'll get to hang out with the audience.

Okay. That'll be fun. Yeah. Okay. If you're interested, email Jeffie, let him know that you're interested. get a Zoom meeting going and we'll do a CTF happy hour hang out with Jeffie. I like that. That's fun.

It'd be fun. Yeah. That'd be fine. And look, and look, you get your little Zoom account and get ready for the meeting, but keep it on mute. All right, unless I tell you to unmute. Well, see, the cool thing about Zoom is that the host, which will be me, since I'm the one that paid for the account, can control all that.

so I could just let them in and we decide who gets the privilege to speak at the happy hour. So here's the deal. You can speak all you want. Absolutely.

We may not hear it. You could say, you could talk to your little heart's content. I love that. You can even take the laptop into the toilet with you if you want to go. Actually, we would like that. That's where I'm going to have my computer.

I don't know what you're going to have your computer. My computer. I do the best thinking on the toilet. Do you? Absolutely. Do you? Absolutely. Have you tried it?

Okay. Didn't we have a lot more? I have a lot better comfortable, more comfortable seats in my home than the toilet to sit on and think. Then you don't have a good toilet. Right. You're right. You're right. You know what?

You're right. So anyway, back to the breaking news, which we never got. We actually have breaking news here on chewing the fat because when chewing the fat records, news happens. So what is the breaking news as we're recording today? Bernie Sanders suspends his presidential campaign. Wow. Enhands the nomination to Biden. Pretty much. Yeah.

Wow. That's incredible. changed. I wonder what changed for him to drop up because he was holding strong with that and hanging out. I mean, they had the, they had the Wisconsin primary yesterday, but we don't have the results of that, although we know that, I mean, we pretty much assured that Biden will win. We're talking in politics. Well, that's because it's inside the breaking news window on chewing the fat. I try to steer clear of a lot of politics, but, you know, when it happens, it happens. It's breaking news. When CTF record.

and who happens, we have to cover it. I just wonder what changed why he dropped out because he was pretty firm on not dropping out. First of all. Got to be the money. Gotta be the money. The guy used Periscope to announce his suspension of the campaign. That's mistake number one.

And then number two is, I will know more information about why he decided to drop out, but it's a 20-minute video of him telling us. I don't have the time. Do you have the time? I don't have the time. Do I want to sit through 20 minutes of Bernie Sanders telling me why he wants to drop out? No, thank you. But he does say, while the campaign ends, the struggle for justice continues on.

Of course it does. Of course it does. Yeah. Power on. And the Bernie bros are still strong. So how long do you think? You're going to make me sit through 20 minutes. that's a Bernie Sanders to hear what this douche has to say.

Because 18 of it, and I'm not saying that to be fun, but 18, 18 of that 20 is just him babbling on the same stuff he's said for the last 80 years of his life. And then we're going to get to the meat of Y's dropping out for two minutes. Let me see something. Okay, let me just turn it on. And I'll jump in right in the middle. Give me one second.

Let me make this big. Let me do all this stuff. Stand by. We're going to go at the seven minute mark. And he's saying, dedicated group of people who have taken our message to every part of this country. And I want to thank all of those

who made the music and the art an integral part of our campaign. Are you talking about it? I'd stop it right there. I don't even. We don't have to hear you. I mean, clearly. I would have to thank the.

Clearly, the integral part of the Bernie Sanders campaign is the music and the art. You don't think of it. When you think of Bernie Sanders, you think of music, you think of art. Absolutely. Absolutely. You know, you think of art, the musicians, the artist, the people that, you know, want everything for free because they chose a career that doesn't pay as much as they thought it was going to pay. Those are the people that, you know, backed up the Bernie Sanders.

Dude. Yes. Dude. And why are we talking about politics? We lost them. We lost them. And sorry to see him go. Sorry.

Not sorry. All right. It is definitely, definitely. Time here on chewing the fat to go to the break room. Oh. And that, my friends, is an ice cold. Coca-Cola zero sugar. Then we'll see what's happening in the break room.

The podcast that ages you. The strip club that is shutting down. What do they do? Have their drivers become the strippers. Come on, man. He's calling it Boobber Eats. I am in love with this guy and these people and these strippers. Boober eats.

I hope the app is free. And with every delivery, you might actually get some milk. Check out Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher, SoundCloud, Spotify, iTunes, Google Play, and Theblaze.com slash radio. And as a side note, that promo doesn't mention, but you should subscribe to my YouTube channel as well, Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher.

However, there is a little news addendum to that particular promo that you'll hear running on the Blaze Radio Network. And that is, they're not called Boober Eats anymore. They could only call themselves that for about a week. And then they got to say, cease and desist from Uber

Uber eats gave them a cease and desist or you can't use that it sounds like us No I'm sorry No Oh no No no just because something

Sounds like Uber eats Doesn't mean that you own Plus everything Well I mean in today's world it kind of does But it plus We're doing it We're in a pandemic. So, I mean,

so all laws, hold that, hold that, hold that. So all laws are no longer laws. They're just suggestions? I don't even think there are suggestions anymore. They're just,

there's not laws. We don't care. I don't think. I don't. Okay. Don't worry about that. Don't worry about the whole new list of new laws and rights and constitutional. Right.

Don't worry about any of that stuff. I got it. I don't like your way thinking, but okay. But they're, they're now. So instead of fighting. it though, which I think is probably the case, right?

They may have been able to get away with it if the guy who owns the club wanted to fight it, because he just did it for fun. He's trying to give his strippers, I'm sorry, his entertainers, a way to make some money. And so they're delivering, you know, keep his restaurant open. They're not able to dance anymore. They don't have customers coming in. So when they served food, we'll deliver you food. So he's got the entertainers delivering food.

So you still, you know, you can still have Misty, deliver your stuff to the front door in barely, well, what I'm wearing right now. But. Which is nothing. You shirtless and I don't think you call those shorts, but at some point, they were shorts. Right now they're just. So instead of fight it, he just said, okay, fine. We'll call it lucky devil eats. I don't like it and I don't like it.

So you tell me, so you tell me, Fisher, me and you own a strip club that mainly has Cougar models. And we want to open up a store called Cougar Eats. You tell me we're going to get a Cis and desist? Guaranteed you will. Yeah, Cougar Eats would definitely, definitely make them. And I agree with you. This is not my America that I know. This is not my America that I know.

No. What if I have, you know, a bunch of children that I run a daycare and I'm tired of seeing the children, you know, and I want them, you know, to make some money. And I call the delivery service Booger Eats. Am I going to get a cis and desist letter because I'm using booger eats? I think so. Yeah. I think so. I don't like this. I think Uber would definitely do that. And I joked around about being during, you know, here in the pandemic and everything. thing, but they can't let something like that slide. If they believe that it's an infringement, you've got to be able to go after it now. Because if they let it slide now, then they can't come back around later. Okay, fine, fine. But now you're just the big bully business. Yep.

And by the way, Uber. Uber eats, you're not profitable. I've seen your, I've seen your, you're, you've heard. What do you say that? I see in your... I see your report. Your quarterly reports. You're not profitable.

So maybe Boober Eats helps you because I don't have Boobber Eats here. So the closest thing I have, oh, what the heck? It's Uber Eats. So I'll just order it from Uber Eats. Instead of you sending a CIS, stop in the CIS order, how about you be like, you know, let's see what you guys are doing. here let me help you guys out how about that how about that how about throw that you know that circle up owner you buy him out and you close the business good luck with that good luck with that I don't think

that's going to happen and that it obviously didn't know anyway I mean he's still in business it's still the same you know no it's not the dress code it's not the same it doesn't again I know it doesn't it doesn't hit that it doesn't hit that mark well not just that it doesn't Okay, so far we've had two stories that no longer roll out of your tongue. You have the stupid, the Italian postal service. And then now Boober eats his what? Lucky Charms eat what? Yeah, Lucky Charms eats.

That's what they are. Lucky Charms eats. No, what is it? Lucky Devil eats? Yeah, Lucky Devil eats, yeah. Yeah, lucky devil eats. No, no. Now, is Lucky Charms going to come after them because they have the word lucky in them?

Maybe. Maybe. Sorry, guy. We'll take that one. That's CTF's fault. We did not say Lucky Charms. Oh, right. Edit that out.

You know, one thing that I realize is, you know, people don't take your podcast serious. They just think it's just you saying it. You just send people and you just talk and talk and talk. But I have evidence. I have evidence that... This is Chris Cruz investigative reporting for chewing the fat? This is a Chris Cruz investigative report that I have evidence... Ice.

That this show is broadcasted inside one of the major newspaper outlet in America. Let's have it. I'm excited. The New York Times... I don't doubt it, by the way, but I want to hear the evidence. The New York Times listen to this broadcast. As well as should. Fisher, what has been the one complaint we'd had in this program, even recently as yesterday, as we talked about reviewjournal.com, what was the one complaint we always have when it comes to clicking on news stories?

Yeah, they want you to pay for is agonizing why they make me pay for their sites. Some of the websites let you have two or three stories. And then they say, you've reached your limit. Yep. And New York Times. For the next 30 days or forever. New York Times was one of those. Yes, they were.

In fact, I went out of my way to not click on New York Times stories because I used to get so angry. Oh, so they're listening to you right now because as of today, I'm noticing right at the bottom, it says this. up-to-date information on coronavirus is not available for free. See? There you go. Agonizing. That is evidence enough that this program is broadcast. Yeah.

At least they're, you know, I'll give them this. Look, they can do what they want. They want to charge me or attempt to charge me. Fine. But I love the fact that they're telling you up front, telling you up front. You want updated information on news stories? Pay. Oh.

Well, I'll tell you what. I'll just use my search engine and find it somewhere else. Yeah, and find your competitor. Find that guy that is blogging, you know, from the basement, and I'll give him the click instead of you. Or, you know, correct. And I hope that what that guy has done is that he's the guy that actually pays for the New York Times account. And he's just copied and pasted it out of that.

And nine out of ten, that blogger is. in the basement has a subscription to the New York Times. That's what I said. Good for him. I'm a fan of him. Yes. But I feel that this is what we've been asking for since the pandemic started. I don't disagree with that.

Yeah. I mean, it doesn't surprise me that the New York Times is listening to chewing the fat to get their information. It doesn't surprise me a little bit. Not one little bit. Which, by the way, this show has a pretty good track record. You know, that guy that, you know, owns this network is talking about how news outlet with credibility, you know, the news outlet that people are wanting. Our credibility is nearly 90%. At least.

At least. I mean, I think I feel hurt that you're only giving me 90%. I know. I feel hurt too. Trust me. I wanted to say 99% like I'm reading on my hand sanitizer. but I want to give a wiggle room. I want to say 90% just in case because you go back and listen to our

reading between the lines. We're pretty darn close. You aren't lying. We are. Especially. Again, I don't mean to brag. I don't mean to brag, but the royal family, we nailed that to the T. that is completely

every since we knew about this whole situation we were reading between the lines and then this following day so this happened we just read between the lines you don't need to explain to me we just said that like that's exactly what is happening thank you

New York Times knows too this list of chewing the fat and it's all good and I will say that it's free it's free all you have to do is subscribe to chewing the fat with Jeff Fisher it's free. The podcast, the YouTube channel, free. Now, if you hear commercials on it, that's the way it goes, okay? But that's how we're paying for the, that's how we're making it pay. But for you today, I can't promise tomorrow, but for you today, it's free. So subscribe to chewing the fat. Okay. Now I also have a great deal for you for Blaze TV. Now is the time. If you want to subscribe to Blaze TV, you know, for those other people that you think are credible, whatever his name is and whatever her name is, you know who they are all over the network of the Blaze.

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I think it's get. That blaze TV slash Jeffey. promo code Jeffie will get you the discount, though. I mean, you're welcome. I got a Harvey Weinstein update. Just a Weinstein update is because I saw a story that I found fascinating. And I didn't know this story. And it's a couple years old.

And I'm like, why didn't I know this? a story about Ron Perlman, the actor, and you know who he is. I mean, if you see his face, if you look up Ron Perlman, the actor, you know who he is. You know, sons of anarchy guy. He's been in all kinds of, he's the big guy, the weird-looking guy. You know, he's been in all kinds of movies. So he claimed in a story that he really, he didn't, he didn't really have a relationship with Harvey. He wanted to show up at one of his charity events.

And this took place back in 2001, long time ago now. But at that time, Harvey was a big deal, right? So if you're an actor, you feel like you got to, you want to get in good with Harvey. So he's filming and he's going to go to Keynes, cons, cans, whatever the hell you want to call it. And he's going to fly and zip in and go, he wants to try to have some kind of, you know, some kind of dealing with Harvey. So he left a message for Harvey to call him back and we wanted to get a ticket to one of his charity events. and when Harvey called him back, he said, he said, you want to request a ticket from me?

Yeah, well, he thought I was the Ron Perilman, the Revlon guy. Okay, not the actor. So he said, once he realized that it was the actor, he just turned into the biggest effing piece of crap pig. Who are you to ask me? Do you know who I am? And so he just went off on me. And I was like, okay, Harvey, it's okay, no problem.

I managed to get a ticket between the time I called you and now. So I'll be there tonight. And Harvey's like, oh, you'll be there? Well, make sure you shake my hand out of respect. And I said, oh yeah, Harvey, I sure will. I sure will. And so when he went to the event and he urinated all over his hands and didn't dry him off

and so he went up and shook Harvey's hand made sure he paid respect to Harvey with urine all over his hands just to get him back and he goes that's my experience with Harvey Weinstein dirt bag that's a great story

that just proves what kind of we know Harvey's a dirt bag I got it but he's got serious problems now okay I mean I don't know you don't want to feel sorry for him but you should probably feel sorry for him I mean, blood pressure problems, diabetes problems, mobility problems. He had the operation.

He's got the hospitalization. I didn't realize he, you know, through all of this, he's paying all the law. He's got the upcoming lawsuits. He's got a brother that now hates him. He had to give the wife $15 million. And they say they were reported that he had coronavirus, but it's now being reported that there's no, he doesn't have coronavirus. Stop, but it's fine. He's just regular breathing issues and chest pains.

Don't worry about it. It's not coronavirus. He's fine. And he's not bedridden. And he's walking around. He's talking. He's reading. And so, you know, good for him.

Congratulations. Appreciate it. And you speak, you know, I see his gay. Harvey Weinstein gave his wife $15 million. So I see a story today that talks about Adele and her divorce. And I think, oh, yeah, Adele, that's right. You got a divorce. She had that guy.

And they had a kid. I think the kid is theirs. I'm not sure. There was some kind of kid involved. And she has to, this being reported that she has now settled her to divorce with her ex-husband. She has to, Adele has to give hubby $140 million. Can I be married to Adele for a couple of years, please? no problem.

I mean, and when you think to yourself, wow, that's wrong, that's just wrong. Look at it this way. How much of a bitch is Adele that this guy wants to get $140 million from her? And he was with her for two years. They were separated for a year before the divorce is vital. And he is still saying,

screw you, I want my $140 million. Oof, she's got to be fun to be around. just saying. So we'll take a look at quickly the coronavirus update today as we have 1,478,288 total cases around the world, 86,744 deaths globally. Here in the U.S., 410,843 total cases and 143 total cases, and 14,000. 210 deaths as we speak for this recording for chewing the fact. Now, I've got some pretty good stories about coronavirus world that we're living in now, where we're headed, what could possibly happen. And a couple of them are really worthy of thinking that there is light at the end of the

tunnel. I know. I know. I'm the one that's been saying there is no light at the end of the tunnel. Or there is light at the end of the tunnel. It's either a mirage or a train coming at you. I get it. But you listen to some of the experts. And we could have good news surrounding the COVID-19 virus. I'm excited about it. We're going to get to that on the podcast. When you think to yourself, wait, I'm listening to the show right now. Yeah, if you're hearing this, you're listening for free, my friend.

You're listening for free. That won't stand. Subscribe to the podcast and we'll give you some good news about the coronavirus and where we're headed. You're welcome. Download and subscribe to more content at the blaze.com slash podcasts. Okay. I teased good news. We'll give you a little bit of good news.

Dr. Fauci has said that he believes schools will reopen in the fall. We should be in good enough shape for schools to reopen in the fall. So for those of you thinking that school was going to reopen, you know, before summer, that's not going to happen. We told you that already. But he's believing that schools are going to be able to open in the fall. Good news. Sure, there's bad news to be had surrounding the,

the coronavirus. But Twitter CEO, Jack Dorsey, is donating a billion dollars worth of equity in his square app, which, you know, for COVID-19 relief,

which is nice of them. I mean, he's represented, I guess that, I guess, uh, that represents 28% of his total wealth. Maybe he'll want to go fund me set page set up for him. After he donates it,

I don't know. Walgreens is opening up 15 drive-through coronavirus testing locations across seven United States, seven states here in the U.S. So that's starting to happen. We're getting that, which really will mean that the numbers are going to go up wherever we're going to drive-through test site. And what happens if you're, do you get to drive away? Temperature COVID-19. It's surrounded. Right.

Right. And if you've got someone in the car with you, forget it. You're all going down now. I'm here to test. Yes, you have coronavirus. Next. Well, up, let's go. Let's keep the line going. We have, sure, we can talk about, you know, the stories that are talking about how

difficult it's going to be to restart the economy after COVID-19. Sure, we can talk about it. You know, when the lockdowns are lifted and how the banks are going to be able to try to have money, but not really have money to give you the American people. Sure, we're underestimating how long the disruptions are going to last. Sure, we can talk about all that. But why? When we could think about, you know, dads getting arrested when they're at the park with their daughter.

And nobody's there. And they're just getting arrested because they're just getting arrested because, They're violating the rules, but he wasn't really violating the rules. And the only thing I like about that story is that when the police said, well, we're investigating it and the police, you know, oh, did overreact. And can we come to your house and apologize? No. Stay away from me.

Good. Absolutely. And, you know, good. One of the listeners send us that story and put the disclaimer, CTS who puts, CTF supports the police department. There's no other show that supports the police department. But that one... It's out of reach.

I go, hold. I should bring that story up because there was one line in that story. So this took place in Colorado. And he's playing T-ball with his daughter. And apparently there was another group in the park that was playing soccer or they were doing something. and there were 14 or 15 of them. Someone called and reported them,

which is really good that we've got Americans reporting on other Americans in the park. People are in the park. Isn't that what the mayor of L.A. told us? Yeah, they all want everybody wants us to report. So the officers showed up and talking to this guy, he was with his daughter, saying that we're here because the park is closed.

and, well, really, the park wasn't closed. I mean, the sign on the park says, you can do it in groups of no more than four, walking, hiking, biking, running, and similar activities. He was playing, you know, T-ball with his daughter. Nobody else around. I think he's okay. He kept saying that he wasn't going to get arrested.

Don't worry about it. So they handcuff him and take him to the car in front of his daughter. They never took him to the police station. They let him go. They let him sit in the back of the police car for 10 minutes, and then they let him go. But what was really good from the police department, and again, he turned down there.

Can we have a face-to-face with the police chief he'd like to apologize? No, we're fine. My favorite part of the story from the police department, and again, no one supports the police department more than chewing the fat. So, I mean, I can well understand why police officers would arrest a man with his daughter playing t-ball in a park on a weekend. And the police would show up without masks, without gloves,

and come right up to the guy face to face and handcuff him and throw him in the back of a car without any protection at all. And do that in front of his six-year-old daughter. I can well understand why a Brighton police officer in Colorado would do that because it makes all the sense in the world. However, the department added that while the investigation sorts through the different versions of what took place by witnesses who were at the park.

Yeah, you mean like the former council member who took a video of everything, so you don't have, there's no, there's no gray area. I mean, you actually see what happens? You mean, you mean, those different versions, it is evident. There was an overreach by our police officers. You think? The sad thing is, now you got, I. now I'm getting started and I don't want to beat up. I don't really want to beat up the police department's too bad, except that. Let me say this. Yesterday we did the story about the police department breaking up the get-together in front of the guy's house playing music, right? If people were hollering, oh, Nazi Germany and everything. Okay. So where are we at now we're calling it? It was an overreach by police officers, right? And the guy wasn't arrested. He was handcuffed in front of his daughter and thrown in the back of the car. But he was.

wasn't technically arrested and they let him go. Where are we down the road of, so what? Tough. We're taking you to jail. You're not supposed to be in the park with your daughter. We don't care. We're going to handcuff you, throw you in the back of the car and take you to jail. And there's not going to be an, oh, hey, we're sorry.

There's not going to be, it was an overreach. It was, you know, you were breaking the rules and we're going to arrest you. and this is all for the safety of the country and our city, and we're not apologizing for crap. How far are we from that? I think we're a lot closer than you think, a lot closer than you think. And we're still getting stories about guys like Amman Bundy, who is, you know, gathering people in Idaho,

and he wants people to be aware of the Constitution. You remember that that's kind of nasty old thing, the whole Constitution of the United States of America. and that he's portrayed as the crazy guy, right? Because he doesn't want to be quarantined. He wants to have his weapons, and he wants to go out and about it. He believes that stores should be open, and people should have the right to catch coronavirus or not catch coronavirus on their own

and protect themselves, you know, in America and make their own decisions. He's portrayed as the crazy one. Okay. Okay. That guy that wants to believe in the Constitution is the crazy one. All right. Fine. Now, I haven't downloaded Quibi yet. I'm going to do it so that we can talk about it on Friday. We teased about talking about it Friday. I want to be able to have it.

I watched a bunch of new promos. So I'm trying to get the idea of what it's going to look like on my phone because I know Chris has a problem with the watching it on the phone. But I'm into it. I'm waiting. I just haven't done yet. I'm still, I still got Picard to finish. You haven't finished Picard?

I haven't finished Picard. Dude. But I know, but you want to know why. You are doing CQP. I'm going to tell you a secret why. Okay, why? All right.

Because I started watching it with my wife. Oh, no. She's a big fan. First mistake. I already know what's coming. I would know what's coming. And, uh... You can't watch it without me.

You already started it together. Sure, you can't. That's why you don't start shows. So what you do is you watch it first and then you invite your spouse to watch it with you. Because here's the thing. If it's time to watch, it's time to watch. If you can't make it, too bad so sad. I'm sorry.

I didn't want to be rude, but too bad so sad. So me and the wife started watching some shows of Quibi on the right back from where I was over the weekend. and we watched almost everything except when we started watching uh judge chrissey or christie christie chrisie tigin josh oh god i don't know that i could do that i don't know i could watch fisher you have to watch the first episode because that's where i stopped i just want you to suffer no no it's six and six minutes long i just want you to suffer and probably you're going to ask yourself the same questions like

why is she a judge or why is her I mean I've already asked myself and this audience to that question so it's not far

offensive that I would ask it again after watching all these questions were asked by my wife so she came in completely not knowing what was showing her

okay second question why is her mom the bailiff don't you have to be like a cop for that? that? No, not if you're a quibby courtroom. And last question. This is how she's paying. This is

mom. We're going to make you money. You're part of the contract. You're part of the deal. You're getting paid for it. Guaranteed. And last question. Why is the hubby the witness of this case? He was not even in the area where this happened. Really? Yep. Oh, my gosh. I'm sorry. I don't want to a witness because he's the expert. He is the expert of the judge because he's a, you know, he got.

So he's an expert. So he's an expert on everything. So yeah, it was disgusting. They didn't have the kids in the courtroom? At the end if you tell me they had their freaking kids in that courtroom, I'm going to freaking throw this computer through the window. At the end of the show,

Daddy comes out. Says shout out to my baby girl in the back. and boom, the doubt is in the back. There they are. I can't take it. I was also thinking about how you were talking about not being able to, you know, you had a tough time watching it on your phone. Just because you're used to seeing it on a bigger screen.

I can swipe my phone to the TV. Could be you let you do that, right? I mean, my phone, I can put anything I'm watching on my phone to my TV. That's a good question. Hold on. Stand by. I can. So they've got to allow you to do that. They can't.

There's no way. My phone is a Samsung and I have a Samsung TV. It allows me to swipe in. If you have Apple, you have Apple TV. You're able to do it, right? I mean, companies are able to do that. So there's no way that Quibi can not stop you for doing that. Let's do this live.

Okay, we're going to do this live. We're going to do this live. All right. Okay, so, Adam, are you in the living room? Is the TV on? Turn the vacuum off. Okay, the TV's on? You can stop dusting for a moment.

Okay, let's see. I'm about to mirror something to the TV. Let me know if it happens. It has to. If it doesn't, then I'm not... Quibby gets me for 89 of the 93 days and I'm gone. Can you see it? Nope, you cannot send it. It's a flat screen. Oh, never mind. It's back. You can only stream the audio, not the video. I am going to be pissed if I can't do that. Yeah, it makes sense because it's still playing on my phone.

It hasn't, you know, wow. Yeah, it still plays on your phone, but it should be on the TV as well. Nope. I don't even have it yet and I'm pissed. I'm telling you, no wonder investors are a little bit worried about their $1 billion. We talked about it. We talked about it, you know, maybe yesterday or yesterday. I forget they, these days get it all mobbed together now, but they, you know, programming.

And get as many subscribers as they were hoped on their launch day. Now, you know, that could be launch day. And, you know, we're in the middle of the coronavirus, so people are, you know, slow up tick on some of the news, maybe. Maybe. I'm just trying to make, you know, their excuses that they're using to themselves. But they didn't even come close to getting the numbers that they had anticipated, not even close to launch day of Disney, which that's a tough call to make. I mean, if you're thinking that you're going to beat Disney on their launch app day, no.

No, and you don't have the content. You don't have the content to beat with some, to match. On the long day, no, they don't. They don't. But if they're created, but if the content is good, then in the long run, that wins, right? in the long one you went out. Okay, so there's another good show. Our girl is part of it.

Rees Witherspoon. She is the narrator. Right. It's called, I'm just going to read the title to you, and you tell me if it's a good show or not. It's a documentary about animals called Fierce Queens. Oh, yeah. I did remember reading about this. She narrates the life of female-only animals.

Oh, God. And it's supposed to be a family show that you could have to watch, you know, with your kids and stuff like that. Until episode two, when we're talking about... So it stayed family for the first seven minutes. Yes. Because then on this one, we're talking about here, I'm going to, and you're just going to play a little bit. You just play a little bit. If you have kids on your car, there's a perfect chance to explain to them, you know, the circle of life.

So, here we go. So far, it's riveting. And vocalizes to encourage him. It's a deliberate ploy. The more noise she makes, the more likely her conquest is to ejaculate. Whoa, easy, breeze. What are you talking about? So by calling loudly during sex, these fierce queens can maximize the chances that their preferred male will become dad.

Nice. Boy, and some females and humans believe that. true to be true too but it's not uh my wife was actually telling me a story about birds in our backyard last night this is so sad this is the story i'm going to tell you now because of rees witherspoons fierce queens but she said that she was sitting out back last night and a young pair of birds were on the fence and they were busy taking care of a little bird business springtime baby springtime and you take care of some bird business and then when they were done they were all lovey-dovey and you know, hopping up and down and rubbing, you know, feathers against feathers on the fence.

And then a few minutes later, an older couple shows up on the fence. And they're just, you know, there's hanging out on the fence. And all of a sudden, one of the birds, probably the female, turns and starts yapping, just squawking at the man. And the man flies down into the yard off the fence. And she just sits on the fence still yapping and hollering at him the whole time. Amber was laughing because it was like, young couple, old married couple. Think about it.

Reese Witherspoon, Fierce Queens. So, I'll look forward to, you know, we'll get to, we'll get to Quibi and we'll get to some of the show updates too. And if they, if I can't throw it to my TV, man, holy cow. I feel like this needs to be a YouTube video. Oh, okay, I love that. Let's do that. Let's do that. Okay, do that?

I'll absolutely film that. So here's what it should have. This is what it should include the video. Downloading it. Subscribing to it. Watching one episode. Sending it to the TV what you think of it. You got it.

And that'll be our review. And that's why people need to go to YouTube. Search for Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher and subscribe. I love it. And there's a new video that we just posted last night as well that, you know, know, we'll introduce you to chewing the fat with shave or no shave. And there's plenty of other videos there as well. But we will, I will do a Quibi YouTube review.

We'll post that before, you know, I want to give myself a time frame. Then that means I have to work. Why are you looking at me like that with a smile? I mean, if I give myself an actual time frame, that means I actually have to do it. Choose your words carefully here with Jeff Fisher. because I'm feeling that you don't know what day it is. So I'm going to tell you today is Wednesday, April 8. We promise the audience to review it on Friday's podcast.

So that means that you have to do all this stuff either today or tomorrow. Man, you're breaking up. I can't hear you. I must be driving through a tunnel or something's going on. The audience can see you and can see me. We're just chilling in a desk in the scene. QB. Hello.

A little reminder before Jeffrey decides to close this podcast, email Chewing the Fat at the Blaze.com. If you want to participate on the chewing the fat happy hour, chewing the fat at the blaze.com. So we can send you some links. You have to have the software called Zoom. Are you still? I can't. Hello? Gosh, darn it.

Why can't I hear them? Thank you.