Ep 350 | Burning Dead Bodies, Zoo Brackets, & Put Pants on If You Go Outside
00:00And now, a Blaze Media podcast.Welcome to chewing the fat.Yes, I'm still in the bunker, the CQB.Thank you so much for coming along for the ride today.Today, I've had just about enough.I've had just about enough.We're going to maybe discuss a little bit of this on our,what are we calling it again?
00:29or get together tomorrow on Zoom.The CTF virtual happy hour?Yeah, yeah, yeah.We're getting together on Zoom.So if you follow me on Twitter or Facebook or Instagram,Facebook and Instagram is Jeff Fisher Radio.Twitter is at Jeffrey JFR.You can, there's a link that I posted last night,
00:48sign up and join our CTF virtual happy hour.We're doing it at 6 p.m. Central,which is 11 p.m. Cambodia time.No, Iceland time.No Cambodos, oh, sorry, Cambodia was in Saturday already.Yeah, Cambodia is in the Saturday already.But Iceland is 11 p.m. still Friday night.So you still got the Friday night virtual hour in Iceland.
01:09And by the way, thank you for saying that because I was looking.And again, slots are limited.I can only do 100 people.And it's looking to the wire.I know.I'm hoping that it is.And are you afraid?Can you buy a bigger service?
01:25I mean, could you dump some more cash to Zoom?Let me get.get in the phone with Zoom and let them know, hey, we're trying to host an event and we need more than 100 slots.Yeah, can they do that?I don't know.I don't know. I can spend a little bit more cash.Are you going to flip the bill?So anyway, we only have 100 slots.
01:45And that's it for the CTF virtual happy hour tomorrow night, Friday night, the 17th of April at 6 p.m. Central.So join us. It'll be fun.One of the things that we're going to talk about is really, and I know it's a question that we all ask, but is it America anymore?Really?I know we have people from all over the world joining our happy hour, which I'm excited about, and we're going to be awarding some new ambassadorships as well.Wait, hold on. Wait. The meeting are still happening for the ambassadorships from CTF?I have decided that's happening again.Okay.
02:30I just don't want it.I just don't want it.I don't want to hear about it every freaking day.Oh, okay.Okay.You were still taking applications.Yeah.Tomorrow is the official, dude.
02:42I don't think we want 100 people trying to fight for an ambassadorship because.That's where you'd be wrong, my friend.I want a virtual fight.I want stabbings, shootings, all of it.And remember, clothing is optional.I, are we in America anymore?really. I mean, it's really I've had just about enough. I mean, jokingly, I can tell you aboutthe police department in Michigan or in Maryland, not Michigan is bad enough on its own,
03:11but in Maryland who reminded residents when they go out to check their mail, please wear pants.Okay. No? Right. No? Hello? Oh, hell no. I'm going to have. Now I'm quarantined. Now I'mquarantine and my only exercise is to go from my front door to the mailbox and I have to puton pants how about no okay I'm not I was not going to do this but as you everybody knows I alwayspost videos of people delivering boxes today will be the day where I post a video of me getting mymail on my briefs this is America now I would say that no problem this is aYou know, we live in Texas, and, you know, I got no problem.We can, you know, we should be able to in any city in America, but specifically here in the great state of Texas and the city of Fort Worth proper, you should be able to go to your mailbox without pants on and get your mail.
04:15Okay.However, I say that.And the story that pushed me over the edge this morning was a story from Texas.And there's cities and counties now that are.making it mandatory to wear masks when I leave the house.Nope.If you don't do it, they're going to find you.If you're out of your home in Bastrop County, Edinburgh, Elsa, Fort Bliss, Hittalago County,
04:46Laredo, Mission, Palm View, Travis County, and they say in the story, we'll update the listas it grows, you cannot leave your home without a mask.So now, I mean, I can't even, I have to stay in my home.I can only, you've decided what is essential items that I can purchase.You've decided what stores can open and close.And now you're telling me what I have to wear.Just about enough.Just about enough.
05:16I mean, I can't.You know what, I got no problem if you want to wear a mask.Wear a mask.If you think you're going to be safe for wearing a mask,a mask at any time in your life.But to tell me, I can't leave my homein the state of Texas,in the country of the United States of America
05:39without a particular item of clothing,I disagree with.And the problem is that you arepushing people and people and peopleis going to get ugly if stupid stuff like that happens.Pushing and pushingand pushing, we talked about it before,soon the sheep will turn on the wolves.
06:02And there's more sheep than there are wolves.You can push and push and push,but when the sheep decide,you know what, I'm not going to go off the ledge.I'm going to stop and turn aroundand maybe push back.Maybe go the other direction.You know what? If that's from the wolf,
06:27we've had enough. And then we're taking it back.We're going to drop that of the wolves.It's just incredible to me that this is going on.And I don't know how long.It's all for our safety.It's all for your safety.And we can't, we don't want people to be, to get sick and to spread the virus, even if you're asymptomatic.You're out there and you could be spreading the virus.
06:51Well, I realize that's what they've been telling us all along.And the big cute story, again, other than Tenney Town in Maryland telling you you have to wear pants.to go to the mailbox, which incredibly wrong.There's a big story about Dr. Fauci who did an interview on Snapchat, their Good Luck America show,which, I mean, is tremendous.Who hasn't subscribed to that for sure?You cannot keep me away from Snapchat's Good Luck America program.And he's talking about their, you know, the headline is Fauci endorses Tinder hookups,
07:30if you're willing to take a risk.Okay, well, hey, he's saying if you want to take the risk on Tinder, bumble, or grinder,if you're swiping his quote is if you're swiping on a dating app like Tinder,bumble, or grinder, and you match with someone that you think is hot or you're just kind of like,maybe it's fine if this one stranger comes over.What do you say to that person?And he says, well, that's tough because that's what's called relative risk.And then he drops, if you're willing to take the risk and you know everybody has their own tolerance for risk, you could figure out if you want to meet somebody.
08:11That's what we've been saying all along when you shut down America.Let us be the judge if we're willing to take a risk.But you said, no, it's not up to us.It's up to you to flatten the curve.remember docokaysorryso I
08:37I don't knowI don't know maybe I need toyou know if I could see a doctorI'd ask him for some new medicationbecause I justI've had just about enough I'm at the edgeand I don't knowmaybe I need to lay down on the sofa
08:50maybe we'll have a therapy sessionas part of our virtual happy hourtomorrowto try toyou knowget us upthe couch and go face the world.We'll be right back.
09:04Yesterday we talked all things coronavirus with Dr. Anthony Fauci.Here's the rest of our conversation.While I am again in Los Angeles, we have drive-through testing.And California has frankly been ahead of the curve in terms ofenacting a lot of restrictions and guidelines.Do you think individual states, there is a misconception.This is for a second, this is the actual good luck America from Snapchat,interview with Dr. Fauci, I'm in love with it.
09:31You are?Not really, but go ahead.Because he's going to pass me off.What do you say to that person?You know, everybody has their own tolerance for risks,and it depends on the level of the interaction that you want to have.You're looking for a friend, sit in a room, put a mask on,and, you know, chat a bit.
09:48If you want to go a little bit more intimate,well, then that's your choice regarding a risk.Is it?Yes.There is a misconception that that is a responsibility of thefederal government. The federal government should serve as a backup. In other words, if a stateis really strapped and doesn't have the resources or doesn't have the tests, it is alwaysmuch better to get the state and local authorities to go ahead and do the kind of testing
10:14that's appropriate. To have the federal government be doing that, I think would not be as efficient.So would you suggest then some kind of restriction in terms of travel between states that have been morestrict about these guidelines versus a state like Florida where pro wrestling is deemed anessential business and people are still allowed to go to church. Amen. How do you sort ofregulate travel between states in that situation? You know that's a really, really goodquestion that authorities always struggle with. We have never really restricted travelintra-United States. I mean that that's huge. That's huge. The one thing that can maybecircumvent the more direct way of really restricting it is to get people to abide by the guidelines.
11:03One of them says unless it's absolutely essential, do not travel by airplane. But I don't thinkyou're going to see unless things really get bad any federally mandated restriction on travel.Bill de Blasio, the mayor of New York said this week, he thinks that schools in New York can reopenby September. A bunch of colleges, including Harvard and MIT.or looking at saying for the fall semester,students don't come on campus,we're going to do our classes online.Is that a recommendation you would agree with?
11:35You know, I think that you really need to see what happensas we get into the summer and then go into the fall.It is conceivable that we could have a resurgence,a second wave.I would hope that if that happens,that we would have in place the testing,the testing capabilities,the ability to identify, isolate, contact trace,
11:54and have a better feel.for the penetrance in the community that we'd be able to respond in a very efficient way.I think to make a decision now about whether you're going to open schools in the fall is really premature.A lot can happen between now and then.Come back tomorrow for me.I'm sorry.Did he just say that opening schools in the fall is premature?Yep.
12:19No, no, no, no, no.No.No.No, no, no.I mean, there's a new normal being set.No.The table for the new normal is being set right now.This is not China.
12:36I am so sorry.No, you cannot do that.Oh, my goodness.Now, look, what's going to happen?If that is actually true, people, like, we know people in our lives that,are similar to the Drew Barrymore story.Okay.I don't know if you saw the Drew Barrymore story.
13:03I did not, but I hope you read it.She says that she's cried every day all day since having to homeschool her kids.So there's a new normal being set.And people like Drew Barrymore, of which we know, are not going to allow it to happen.Absolutely not. And the thing, Jeffrey, and I know we had this conversation on the YouTube video we posted yesterday, you know, our old man talk, but...Wait, stop pause just for one moment. I want to go back to... I want to get back to that post that you talked about.Yeah, the video. Because we did do an interview. Yeah.That we...
13:44It was a talk. Hold on. It was not an interview. It was a talk.You turned it into an interview after you found out that I almost got kidnapped.But it was, you know, I don't want to call a fire chat talk because that's from the Great Depression.But it was, you know, it was a talk between me and you.Yeah, we just, just a just a chat between you and I.However, it's not posted, my friend.Yeah, posted it yesterday.Yeah, yesterday at 6th Central.
14:09You put it up on the, on the YouTube page to premiere like a month from now.Are you serious?I don't know when it was supposed to premiere, but it certainly wasn't last night.No, I put the day. Hold on. Let me check on my computer because I told you that my friend because I looked at it and I went, why did he want it to air? Okay.So this is your fault then because you are, you, Fisher, you text me for the dumbest, for the dumbest, for the dumbest thing you texts me.And this one important thing that I'm looking at, you're right, I posted up April 16.I'm going to not get back instead of six.It's going to be like four, five o'clock.
14:58Yeah, five o'clock.But.Oh, a whole hour difference?A whole hour difference.Don't hurt yourself.But you text me for stupid stuff.And this one thing that I messed up, you didn't text me saying, hey, idiot.Today's the 15.
15:15not the 16I looked at it and I was likewhy did you want to post that tomorrowwhy didn't you text me thatI had to get back to my Quibi showI was moved onby the way Matt props on you yesterdayzero
15:31Kiwi oh KiwiI did not mention Kiwi in quite some timeon this podcast you didn't mentionKibi Kweebywhat is it?Quibi yeah okay you didn't mentionQueby at all yesterdayno I did because I hadn't got my
15:45I hadn't been up to date on my episodes, and I was just waiting to get back to him, man.And I will say that I finished one series yesterday.Okay.When the streetlights go on, really disappointing.Really?Really.It was a great series, the first seven, I think it's ten episodes.Okay.
16:07The first nine episodes were great.And then at ten, I guess they ran out of money.and they were likeoh that's the end of thethat's the end of the serieswaitthey had the guythe one star of the show
16:22waswas talking you throughthe whole episodeit was seen throughyou knowhe was telling youthe storyright
16:30soand the last episodewas likeoh we're out of moneyand then the police cameand that was itI'm telling you manwhen we find out
16:40that Christywhat the hellwhen we find outthat Christy Teagantook the one billion dollars to produce her show.That's why that show did not have an ending.I just ruined the series of when the streetlights go on for all the people on Quibi.I was sorry, I just realized that.
16:56But the first nine episodes are tremendous.They're fun to watch.It's exciting.You're involved in it.You're wondering, holy crap.You know, you're really, you're into it.And then the last episode, I swear to you, they ran out of money.Well, we've got to end it.
17:10All right, it's over.What? I couldn't freaking believe it.Well, that's it.What are you doing?Before, you know, I forgot that I did not post the episode yesterday that we're supposed to air yesterday.It will come out today sometime.It was today.It wasn't a month from now.
17:30It was, no, no, it wasn't a month or right.I just, I guess it's tomorrow, which is today, the 16th of April.But the one thing I'm noticing, too, is, like, have people,forgotten what it takes to be a parent. I think we've had two cushy of parenthood.Oh, there's no doubt. On top of what? Do you parents that are crying about homeschooling your kids?You're not really homeschooling your kids. No, you're not. By the way. No. No. You're facilitating a studyprocess. Yes. That is not home school. No. That is not. No, it's not. No, basically your kids arehaving a preview of what it is to be online college students.
18:15Yeah.I mean, any routine without the window is just the messiest plate I've ever held in my life.We've all seen those Instagram posts, Drew, Barry Moore, every mother, not every mother,many mothers in America who are part of whatever city's TV show is going on.housewives of AtlantaHousewives ofNew JerseyDavenport, Iowa
18:46Whatever city you're a housewife inHousewives of TampaAnd you're whining on yourInstagramI can'tI canShut upI don't get it
19:01I don't get itWhy parents are cryingDid you forget that you had kidsIs this the first time youdealing with your kidsSo the kids are not the problem.You are the problem.Right.
19:14Because as you said Fisher, you said this many time.You love having your kids at home.I do.I love having my kids at home.I don't know what it is.And it's probably for my family.My mom literally begged us or I would say bribed us to stay at home.And she's like, I just build your room.
19:34You stay back there.She always wanted us home.Why is there?Yes.So like I don't understand it that I feel that parents, some parents like this real housewives of Tampa, real housewives of, you know, Davenport, Iowa.They got kids just as a social status.I know.And then now that things are going back to where parents have to deal with the kids without the nanny or without, you know, the private school or normal school.
20:07wait, I have a kidand I need to entertainthis kid for at least18 hours of the day.I cried and criedevery day alldays since my kidsare home.
20:23Consuela, by the way,the nanny you hirednow you're thinking,damn, I need to pay her more.So to all theconsuela that are not working right nowbecause they don't want you at the house,just wait after this pandemic.
20:38And I'm the racist one, but the nannies are Consuelas.Yeah.Okay.Okay.The Consuelas out there just wait after this pandemic.You're getting a raise, baby.Oh, yes.You are getting a raise.
20:52And if you're not a consuela, go out there, get some classes, and become a consuela.Because all these parents are going to take vacations as soon as the pandemic come up.And Jeffie, you-The Housewives of Davenport are going to be foot in the beach.man. Absolutely.You can count on that. Now, where were we on Fauci?Were we still on Fauci or do we move on?Oh, we moved on. Because he pissed me out.
21:14Oh, he, the whole conversation goes against of what everything they've done.Absolutely. So you're telling me that now I can go out there and do what Oregon told me not to do?Yeah, or Michigan or Texas. I can't leave my house in some counties and cities in the state of Texas without wearing a mask.I can't go get my mail in Maryland without putting on pants.This is not the America I recognize.So a couple of good things that have started.This is a story from England,but I feel like it's going to happen here in America,
22:02or it should for sure, in America.And it's not a bad thing at all.while we havesocial distancing andgathering guidelinesfunny how the guidelinescome in it's a guideline but you'll befined if you break it
22:18funeral directors are askingpeople to stop and bow their headswhen they see a hearsedrive by becausenobody can come to the funeralslimited amount of mournersand they can'tstop
22:34and people can't show upSo they're asking that when the funeral procession, the hearse drives by that you stop and bow your head.I mean, if you believe in prayer, you can say a prayer.But I kind of like that.I mean, that shows a little bit of respect for the dead.And it's not a bad.It's not a bad thing.Does it take much out of your day to stop and bow your head a little bit and show a little respect for the dead?
23:04I think not.Here's a problem I have with that.Here's a problem I have with thatis if people will force me to do it.No, they're not forcing you.That's what I'm saying.Okay.See, it all starts with asking
23:16and then it goes intohere's a gun in the back of your headand you have to do it.Which is actually, you know,that's inside of, right?They're asking you to do thisinside of the guidelines.Yes.
23:31Because they're asking you to do thisbecause ofNope, you can't gatherWe don't care if they're deadCan't gatherAnd you know that brings me to a thoughtThat I was talking to my wife about last nightWhat
23:45When you have thisOkay so people areNot going to the funeralsThey can't gather in more than 10In some placesThree or fourOr four yeahYou can't leave your home without a mask
23:59You have to wear pants to the mailboxWhat is going on withthe, everybody's worried abouteveryone else and theshopkeepers,what's going on at the hospitals with the cornersand, you know, everybody dyingand they're keeping people away.
24:16You can't see people who are dead because they couldbe sick. Are the, if you're,if I die, and theylisted as coronavirus,am I still givingpeople the disease?That's a good question.Is that why?
24:30Am I still, am I still sick?Is that, do you think that's why we'reseen body bags being loaded into trucks?I don't know.I'm asking a question.I'm seriously, I don't know.Are we there, I mean, if we bury them, are we, is that like a, you know, a nuclearwaste dump now?
24:51I was just going to say that.Is it going to be like Chernobyl, you know, where you're going to encase them incement and iron and put it right under the volcano?Make sure.Burn it all.So you're right.Because I remember seeing pictures of people getting buried and it wasn't like, you know, the guy that works for the funeral home, for the funeral home.It was like CDC people in full gear putting this person on the ground.
25:23Why aren't we burning them?If they're still.No, stop.Stop.What do you mean?No, we're not doing that.We're not burning people.They're already dead.
25:32A.So we're not burning people.We're burning bodies.That's what China did.We're not doing that.That's not who we are.We do not just burn people.If they're still sick, if the guy in room 2-2-2 is still sick,
25:47so what I'm hearing here is that because of safety, let's burn people?Sounds about right.Okay, TSA.Okay.If it could just save one life,if you can burn our dead.That's life is already gone.No.
26:11But if the dead body is still causing live people to get sick,we have to dispose of it properly.That's clear.And by you properly,meaning you light them up,put them under gasoline,and you light them up?Rest his soul.
26:32And then we'll just shovel a little bit of that dust in a can and you can take Grandpa home.But is that safe?No?Is that safe?Yeah, I don't know.No, you can't take Grandpa home.I don't know.So then while we're burning it, if we don't know that...
26:49Well, that's my point.I'm going to come through the screen.I swear to God.You can't do that.If you're quiet, you're social distancing.I'm sorry.That's my point.Is it still, are you still making people sick?
27:02Okay.So if I put you in a body bag and I throw you in a freezer,are you, if I thaw you out, do you still make people sick?Well, I think.You have to keep you frozen.Or if I burn you and turn you in, if I burn you, is it gone?Is the ash still, is the, is the, can the ash still make people sick?Because if that's the case, then you're right.
27:20Why burn them?We need to freeze them or we need to, you know, what happens?What about if we burn them in the smoke, there's the COVID-19 in there?And now we have super COVID-19 in this world.Social distancing is not going to keep me through the screen.That's my whole.All I'm saying is I do not want to start burning people even if you're dead.We're not burning people.
27:44You are burning people, Fisher.Burning bodies that are deceased.No, we're not.There's a difference.Now you're pissing me.I've come to the screen and punch you.You can't social distancing.Plus you have to have a mascot and put pants on.
27:57All right, let's go to the break room.I need a drink of Coca-Cola zero sugar.I'll tell you that.Oh my gosh.That is so good.Quick reminder.Subscribe to Chewing the Fat.Yes, the podcast.
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29:247 p.m. Eastern, 11 p.m. Iceland time for our CTF virtual happy hour on Zoom.We'd like to have bringing along. We've already going to run on.I want you to, you know, one of the things we're going to do in the happy hour is maybe talk each otheroff the ledge.Yeah, we're going to talk each other off the ledge.Good luck with that.And I told you before on this podcast that animals are taking over and it's being proven all over the world.Crocodiles taking back over.
30:15over the beach at a popular Mexican resort because life after people we had to shut down the we had to shut down the tourist trap the resort has to be shut down because people can't figure out how to be on a beach six feet apart or 13 feet apart they can't do that so we're going to shut it down and now the crocodiles have come back yes it's our beach now okay now you know of course humans will win in the end that's just the way it isBut for now, it'll be kind of a pain to win it back.And this story from Germany, the German zoo, and it's probably happening here in America, too.We should talk to some of our zoos here in America or for sure, Texas, some of the bigger zoos, and see how they're holding up.Because zoos, no one, no one, no other podcast in the world, supports zoos more than this podcast, too, and if that does.and zoos now, according to the story on the German zoo, they've lost their income, right?They thrive on donations.They thrive on people coming to pay to visit the zoo.
31:28And that's not happening now.They can't feed the animals.The animals are starving.So some of the zoos are talking about maybe having to feed Fluffy to the lions to keep, you know,they're going to have to choose which animals.It's the complete live system at the zoo.Yep.Do we want the penguins?
31:51Nope.Okay.Polar bears live.Penguins die.Animals live.Penguins die.I mean, we're going to start having to, you know, we're going to cut up the zebras for the lions.Okay.
32:02But Joe Exotic at Tiger King can't do it.Heaven forbid.Heaven forbid he shoots a horse for the lions and tigers.We're going to do it at the zoo.Plus, where is these stories?How come they're not helping the zoo?I don't expect them to help every zoo in the world,but they should be at least out there giving some of their money
32:23to help these zoos stay alive and keep these animals alive.Isn't that their deal?Isn't that what they're supposed to be doing?Just a thought.Just a thought.And I'll tell you what, a way for these zoos to make some money,and this is something just off the top of my head right now,thinking out loud.
32:42We need to start streaming.the killing of the animals and the feeding of them to the other animals.And then you can have people pay to watch.Today, we're going to kill all the zebras and feed them to the lion.Tell me you wouldn't pay.Go ahead.Tell me you wouldn't pay to see that.You can't.
33:01You can't tell me that because you wouldn't.You wouldn't tell anybody.It would be one of those shows that you won't tell anybody that you're watching.Well, this is $5 for the German zoo payment, honey.Nothing. I just donated.Just donated to their stream.It's charged me to, you know, watch them feed the animals.It's all.
33:22Peter would be all over that.They'd be pissed.I can't believe these zoos are killing the animals to feed the other animals.What are they doing?But they won't.I mean, they got to help.It's either that or the animals die.I can't believe I'm asking Peter to help.
33:37It's either that or the animals are going to die.So do you expect them, do you want all the dead animals?Or do you want the predator?to live. Oh, I'm with you. I'm with you. I know that. I know that. I'm just getting ready for the PETA calledwhen we, uh, you know, when we get a phone call from PETA saying, you should not be killinganimals and streaming it, you freaking idiot. And I'll be like, well, and this is our bird sanctuary.There's no birds in here anymore because we fed them all to the animals during the coronavirus.We're hoping to catch a few more birds when the virus is over. I would like to do this since we'll
34:13in the door and I feel like we have to do this.Who gets fed to who?All right, we'll break it down.We'll break it down tomorrow.That might even be a YouTube show.That is a YouTube show.You know what?That, okay, so this is what we'll do.
34:28And if you want to include the audience,but we don't have to, you can make the decision.We pick a zoo in America.We do the research of what animals they have in there.I'm all for it.You all for it?All right.Who lives who dies?
34:43Who lives, who dies.Yes.Who's eating who?At the zoo's to stay alive.Who is eating who series?CTF presents.Who is eating who?Which, by the way, you know.
35:01Zoo brackets.Zoo brackets, yes.Who is eating who?Now, when we do the zoo brackets and let's say, you know, the Dalit zoo, we have, you know, that one winner,that one line in the back, can that line take on the Fort Worth winner?What zoo makes it?What zoo at the end of this pandemic still alive?Today the Fort Worth elephants are taking on the Dallas Lions.
35:34And by the way, I feel that.Zoo Wars, which by the way, I was a proponent of years ago for Zoo Wars to begin with.Well, not just that.Think about it like this.There's no betting going on.How about this is the next thing you bet on?The gambling.Yep.
35:51We are saving the economy.We are.We are fueling the economy.Oh my gosh.Zoo brackets.America?You're welcome.You're welcome.
36:07Coronavirus update by the numbers.Worldwide total cases,2,100.29,355 total cases as of this recording today.142,707 deaths worldwide.In the United States of America, 654,343 total cases.33,490 deaths as of this recording today.Very sad.
36:41And TSA checkpoint.the travel numbers was at its lowest point the day before yesterday with 87,534 people going through that TSA checkpoint, went up to just a little over 90,000 yesterday.So a few more people went through the turnstiles, 90,784.And don't forget the average a year ago was 2 million, you know, between 2 and 3 million a day.So the TSA workers are doing nothing, nothing at all, just sitting around, waiting for peopleto come through the...And I wonder if, I wonder if they screen people more now.You know, since they don't have the lines, is everybody getting probed?
37:33Are we all getting probed now since nobody's going through the lines?Well, like I said, I will be traveling a week from today.will you so here's what i can do i can do this i have no problem with it i can do anotheryoutube video record tsa tsa yeah we do some interviews with them hey you mind if we talk to youfor a little bit so put your camera down put your camera down sir put your camera the probe beingcoming no i just want to talk to you for a little bit here's my question just telling the fat justtell up here with chewing the fat you'll be okay here's my question to you and i need you to eithertalk me down to my plan, talk me down, or
38:17co-sign my plan and say, move on.All right, so hold that.Okay.Hold that because we're not going to, we're coming up at the end of the radio timefor those of you listening on Blaze Radio.So if you, you know, we'll talk about that on the podcast as the show extendson the podcast for those of you that don't subscribe.Why?
38:41subscribe to the podcast.I don't understand it.I don't know what else to call them.I call them a loser for the longest time.Now, you're just making it a mad, though.So you don't even be nice to him, maybe.Okay.How about darlings?
38:58Okay.Hey, little darlings, tired of being losers?Subscribe to the podcast.And that's what we need to do.That's all I'm saying.So we found out what is the cause of the coronavirus,though, thanks to Queen Guitar.Brian May. Now, Brian is 72 years of age now. And he has now blamed the coronavirus outbreak
39:19squarely on meat eaters. It's our fault. The pandemic seemed to come from people eating animals.It's becoming more well known that eating animals is not the greatest thing for our health.That's Brian May, guitarist for the band Queen. He's quoted as saying we've seen more of theeffects of how eating animals has brought us to our knees as a species. It has. Okay, if you say so,I think it's time, this is Brian speaking, I think it's time to reexamine our world in a way thatdoesn't abuse other species. Now, Brian, I got you. You don't want to eat me. Good for you. You're72 years of age. You've had a great life. You've had a great life. So I cancan well understand that, you know, since you've been a vegan all your life, oh wait, no,
40:16he converted to veganism in January.He's 72.Are you kidding me?Shut up.You just know.And by the way, we all know that eating meat can be bad, but here's the thing.America is not eating bats, you idiot.Well, that's the point, right?
40:40I mean, even McCartney, they talked about McCartney being a veganand pointing out that China's wet markets.Yeah, we got you.Where I get my stakes at Sam's Club isn't the wet market of China.And the whole world knows that the wet market is a bad idea.Wow.No.Wow.
41:07I'm done.I don't want to go,we don't want to jump off that ledge.There's some stuff at the wet marketthat's worth a purchase, right?We just want to curb the bat selling.And now that they have China has two citieswhere you can't eat dogs.
41:28So they're coming around, right?There's only how many cities are in China?Just a couple more to get.And you'd be fine.There's no, not a dog eaten anywhere in China.because two whole cities have said no to eating dogs.So anyway, Brian May, the guitarist for Queen,thank you for coming on board and telling us how important it is to be a vegan.
41:52We know you've done it most of your life, you know, since January.Download and subscribe to more content at the blaze.com slash podcasts.All right, a few more things to wrap up chewing the fat today.It's happened again.A Florida woman went to withdraw her $1,200 stimulus check,all happy that the day was the day that she was going to get her $1,200 stimulus check.And she looked at the old ATM bank account and there was $8.5 million in there instead.Did that happen to you?
42:25Chris, I know you got your stimulus check.Did you, did it bump up to, did you get an extra 8 mil?See, here's the thing.Even if it would have happened to me, I would still say,No, Fisher, it did not happen to me.Can you please leave your household and meet me at this address?I have a plane.Oh, got to stop at the Alliance Airport.
42:53You got to do it right there too.That's a good idea.That's such a great point.When you get that money, you got to go.Oh, you leave.Oh, now.I mean, you got to go.I mean, you have to be a new.
43:06citizen ofIceland.You've got to be a newSwaziland.Swaziland.Swaziland.We go to Swaziland.By the way,
43:15you know,I was,now that you have said that,$8 million,right?That's what you said.$8 million?$8.5 million.
43:23Oh, sorry.That half has to be in there.$8.5 million.I'm going to go to the bank account.I don't think I can withdraw most of it,but I do know that I cantake the maximum ofout of my credit debit card and then go $800.
43:41Mine is like $3,000, but okay.But I know I can only withdraw $10,000 in one day.So I don't know.I don't get away with it.We don't live in America.I know.I know.But I do agree with you.
43:55Okay, so here's what you do.Here's what you do.All right.You kind of do an Ozark thing where they think that you've got someone kidnappedand the kidnappers want $8 million.So you got to give me the $8 million.I got to go.Oh, got it, got it, got it.
44:11I want my cash.I want to hear the rest of this story.They're still not going to do it and they're going to say, hey, sorry.I do want to hear the rest of this story, but I feel that did she try to withdraw it or did she just call the bank?Of course not.She just called her son and said, hey, look at this.Isn't it so funny?The bank made a mistake.
44:32And now I'm a millionaire.And then a few hours laterThe bank called and said, you know, we made a mistakeAnd we're taking that money out of your accountAnd that happened again.Remember we did the story now long ago with a guyThat happened to and his was onlyI don't think his was $8 million
44:48Right? His was onlyIn the end it was over $8 million.Yeah, it was another $8 million.Well, and my also question with this isAre these people getting in trouble?The people that are doing the transseigne?No, no, not the people thatreceiving the money the people that are doing these transactions that you know they miss up that one
45:08digit number you know instead of being a nine is they put it seven and the next thing you knowjeff fisher has eight million dollars right are those people getting in trouble that did that transactionor is this like oh martha i told you your fat fingers are going to get us in trouble once againthat's probably happening right behind the scenes i'm sure martha and her fat fingers is not happy aboutputting $8.5 million intoMillie's account by accident.And I wonder whose $8.5 millionwere those.
45:40Was that my money that the governmentmade for the bank?I don't think it exists, right?It probably doesn't exist.It's just a, it was a numerical error.That's another thing that pisses me off.What do you mean?The money doesn't exist.
45:54It's just a numerical error.That you're pissing me off.You need to stop right there.If my bank account says I have$8.5 million.you tell me that is a numerical error and there's no $8.5 million in my account?I am employed by Big Bank and yes, that's a numerical error. It doesn't exist.I feel like you're employed by the Fed.
46:16So remember we did the story too about the couple that this happened to and they withdrew.We drew it. Yes.It wasn't millions.There's thousands.I think it was like 200,000.Yeah, I think it was like 250,000.And they withdrew it and bought a bunch of stuff.I bought a bunch of stuff with the money.
46:34That's what you do.That's what you do.I am so sorry.That's what you want to do.No, no, no.Fisher, that's what you do.You know I'm going to punch you in the face even harder now.You tell me right now that your bank account says,
46:46Fisher, you have now $80,000 a numerical error,but you have $80,000.The bank is going to give you $80,000,even though the numerical error is an error.In their screens, it still says $80,000.Correct. But when they realize that that's too late.That was that numerical error went into your account.That's not really your money, right? And they come after you for it.
47:13And that's why I'm already in Swassiland because I told you, Fisher, go outside.There's a limo waiting for you. It's going to take you to Alliance Airport and we're leaving the country.Yeah. No question.By the way, I'm not leaving the country.By the way, I'm going with you, so it's okay.I'm not leaving the country with 80,000.I need more than 80,000.So USAA.
47:38A half million, we're out.Oh, yeah, we're out.Oh, yes.We're out.Eight and a half million.I'm smoking Marlboro's in Swaziland.How's it going?Hold on.
47:47You taking back smoking with $8.5 million?Yes.Huh, that's interesting.I was thinking this morning how much I miss smoking.And?I just, I miss it.And?You know, I don't.
47:59I don't.I don't want a cigarette.Rarely do I want a cigarette anymore.I still chew some nicotine gum.Rarely do I ever think, boy, a cigarette would be good.I don't.It's just, it's not part of my life now.But this morning I was doing something that I'm not going to tell you what I was doing.
48:22But I was thinking to myself.What were you doing?You know, I was just looking at myself in the mirror.And I was thinking to myself, you know, I miss smoking.I really, I miss smoking.I miss seeing the people that were around when I was smoking.Not this again.Huh?
48:42Not this again.You already told me that story about you missing the people when you go outside.Not that again, please.I do.Like the first time was fun to listen to you.The second time was okay.The third, the fourth and fifth time.I'm just going to do.
48:58Well, tell me about your stupid trip then.Oh, yes.Yes.Okay.So you know that.I'm going to go smoke the first.So, you know, we have to wear masks.We don't have to, but they tell us to wear masks if we go outside.
49:11So like my plan for travel, like I said yesterday was, you know, I'm going to wear, you know, double everything.And I wear masks.Now, when I go to TSA and they ask me if they ask me, please, sir, can you take down your mask so I could, you know,check it with a do I take my mask off or do I tell them no coronavirus well you they won't letyou fly then right I mean that's Germany is telling the same thing right they're telling everybodythey have to wear masks but they can't wear masks while they're driving because all the camerason the roads and stuff want to be able to when you go through toll roads and stuff they want yourpicture I swear to you so you're catch 22 right and they're talking about now having places
49:52now you know you've let me and today they're talking about having places now wherethey're going to check your temperature all the time.Yes, yes.Robots and computers checking your temperature.Have you watched the movie on Netflix?I think it's Code 8.Yes, that's the one that I told you.I told you to watch Code 8.
50:10Oh, you didn't tell you.Oh, my God, Fisher.Yes, I did because we're talking about the drones.And I explained to you that that moviethat had the drones and they make you look upto see if you have special powers or not.And then I told you, write it down, go watch it.And then I told you Netflix dropped it, go watch it.
50:28And you did watch it.But Netflix didn't watch drop it.That's where I watched it the other night.Yes, on Netflix.I know.I purchased it when it came out.And I told you when it came out on Netflix, it's on Netflix.Cody.
50:43You know what?If you want the credit, I'll give it to you.It's not that I want the credit.I get the credit because you're going out of your way to tell me it was you.And I'm telling you.I'm so punching you because we talked about this on the air in the park.whatever it's fine if you say so if you say we did then we did i believe you i don't want to fight overit okay it's okay you know what thank you thank you for telling me you know i just want the
51:07recognition and the respect you know the recognition and appreciation not respect the recognitionand appreciation that's all i'm asking for now we've i'll be back to this again we are back to thiswe are the first time i heard this i really cared and it meant a lot to me and now i've heard it againand I really don't care much about it.You know,that's what I'm asking for.I don't think I'm asking for the recognition and appreciation.Asking that,
51:31I don't think I'm asking for too much.I don't.And I know,I saw the tweets.I know that you don't.I saw the tweets of a mom and daughter fighting.Well,you know,
51:40it's time for me to address thisthat I don't feel appreciative.Again?You know what?Yes.Yes.I'm going to be like a little girl,a little woman.
51:49I'm like,I still don't feel appreciated.And I still don't feel,yes yes I was letting you finishyour chest whatever I lost itappreciate it I want to appreciate it there's recognitionyeah yeah yeah I mean I mean so mad that I forget what I wantjust follow the dancing dot up and down
52:10follow right in the recognition it's where it goes so should I take off mymask when they tell me to take off the mask and see what they sayyou know what no no no whatever they tell youto do, don't do it and see what happens.And make sure you just have everything on record.That's what I want.So record, whatever they tell you to do, don't do it.Done.
52:36Oh, you know what?I wanted to give you some recognition.Chris, you were right.I agree with you 100%.Remember when we were talking on the podcast a while ago about space travel and how we're notready for space travel yet because the,cloud cover happens and the wind comes up and we're not ready to take off.And you started that conversation.
53:01Man, you were so right on that, Chris.I can't tell you how much I agree with you on that.I even mentioned it during Pat Unleashed on Wednesday.I failed to say that, you know, you and I were talking about it.But anyway, I was thinking about the, they're making a big deal about the helicopter going to Mars,which really isn't a hell.It's more like a drone with helicopter wings on it or whatever.It's not really a helicopter.
53:28I mean, when you think of a helicopter, you don't think of a little drone thing.But that's what it is going to Mars.But what kicked it off to me was that they're going to be sending the rover sometime between July 17th and August 5th.We're not ready for space travel.When we have to set a time between a two- and three-week window to launch a rocket.Are you kidding me?what are you doing put the rover on a freaking rocket point it to mars and have a takeoff but we can'tbecause there might be extra cloud cover or the wind might pick up another couple of miles an hour
54:09and we're going to have to postpone it so when we can just put the rover on the rocket and sendit off we're ready for space travel and you know chris you were one of the first ones thatthat and you'reso right and I just wantedto give you your recognition for thatbecausewell becauseno I'm not doing it anymore that's it we're done
54:33I'm not going on what you're waiting for usI know you don't want me to thank you for that becauseI'm not going to thank you for recognizingme and giving me my appreciationnot going to thank you if that's what you'rewaiting onlet's just wrap this thing up then
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