Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 352 | Busy Days For Sex Workers, Sir Elton John Homes, & 420 is Today

Episode Date: April 20, 2020

Day 39 inside CQB: It's 420 and you must light one UP! Just kidding LoL. Scientists bring back a 28,000 old mammoth and the big question is why! Sex workers brag about how much work they are getting and cam girls can't keep up with the demand. Joe Buck turns down a six figure job! Jeffy does a audition tape since Joe Buck decided to turn it down. CTF presents a Elton John special reporting where the boys find out where is Elton stuck and how many mansions he has. Coronavirus update and TSA check in update. Good bye Tostino pizza? Subscribe on YouTube Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

And now a Blaze Media podcast. Welcome to it, chewing the fat. Happy Monday. How in the world are you? Those of you listening live on 420, 2020, light them if you got them. Burn that bowl. Fire it up today.

It's all day. Not only is it 420 twice, but it's 420 all day. So at 4.20 a.m. you should have already spent a good time firing him up. And now you have 4.20 in the afternoon plus just the entire day. You just... And I do believe that's what scientists were doing when they're trying to reawaken the mammoth cells from 28,000 years ago. Did they not see fortitude? on Amazon?

Did they not see Jurassic Park? Now, according to this, they only brought it back to life for just a short period of time. They took the cells from the 28,000-year-old mammoth and put it into

mouse cells. And they came back to life just a little. Just a little. Just a little. Just a little. Just a little. Just a little. Just a little. It started kicking around a little bit. And then they died again. Um, that's a good thing. I don't know that we want the 28,000-year-old mammoth to start kicking around in mouse cells.

We don't need to accomplish what they like to call de-extinction. No, thank you. It's been a busy, busy, busy, busy world for the adult industry. though during the quarantine days. We have a story about an escort who claims she's seeing about seven men in an hour. Those are busy hours. Take care of some business. She's just driving her van around.

Driving around the van. It's not, it's like the ice cream man, only it's the sex lady van. Just driving around the neighborhoods with the little sex music going. Oh, look. look, Carrie's here. Stop here. I don't know if that'd go over well in my neighborhood. Well, you know, you might ask her to stop.

And then we had the Cam Girls. And no, not the Cam Edwards girls. Talking about the video Camgirls. Their business is booming. Booming. Big story on the Cam Girls. And they were saying that,

the first couple of weeks were even busier than ever now. People are starting to get worn out now. Guys are like, ah, whatever. I'm bored with her. Yeah, this is after a while the same. It's like, can you change the music? It's something. Although, I would like to hear this driving through the neighborhood.

Long Kong. That'd be great hearing that they drive through the neighborhood. Oh, Carrie's here. you know the sex lady that would be great although I want to I want the job that Joe Buck turned down

Joe Buck the sports announcer turned down a million bucks it's been reported he turned down a million bucks for doing play by play to porn movies now he quoted his tweet saying today this the 17th of April just three days ago for those of you listening

live I became the first sports announcer to ever reject a seven-figure offer from a porn start. Okay. Now, he claims it's funny. The above claim has not been fact-checked. So there may have been another sports announcer turning down a million dollars to do porn. His wife commented, she's a little upset. His wife said of all the offers you've turned down to keep your day job.

this one not only hurts the most, but also have the most potential. Epic fail. The wife says, take the gig. A million bucks a year. Did you play by play on porn? That's a good gig. Now, I'm willing to do it for cheaper. I realize I don't have the, you know, the Joe Buck name yet.

And as far as sports announcing goes. But I say, I'm up for it. Do you get that? I gave you a little joke on that all alone. No, just not my own, just for you. But I'm ready. So, I mean, do I have to try out? I mean, we start out with today's movie, the heat is on while the AC is off.

And we have the pregame. Doorbell rings? Answering the door is Cindy, dressed in her usual see-through, nighty, nylons, and heels. As the door opens, we see John standing in his sports jacket, white shirt and slacks with no belt in a briefcase. Cindy allows him in to go over an insurance. claim on her air cooling system that isn't working. As they walk to the dining room table, John appears to notice how Cindy's sheer nighty looks on her.

She turns, smiles, and hops up on the table saying chairs are uncomfortable in this heat. John nods in agreement and mentions the need to take his jacket and shirt off. Cindy now realizes how uncomfortable she is in her nighty and removes it. John wishes he had worn shorts instead of the slacks he has on so he removes them. an hour onto the heat of the game. And I'm ready. I'm ready to go. I'm ready to go. I think you know what the game in play-by-play is going to be. The games, with the exception of a few different coaching moves here and there, the games are pretty much the same.

But I'm ready for it. I would love to do play-by-play. So call me. Back in the news, Operation Varsity Blue. Now he don't like hearing that. Can it? Tonight's episode, Varsity Blues.

So the former California insurance executive jailed, who had admitted, or at least he said, okay, my deal is, I'm guilty. And he got six months in jail, and he had to pay $450,000. That's what he paid to get his kids into the University of Southern California. He could have just donated that money.

But that's a side note. He apparently is going to be let out of jail. He has to go into quarantine, two-week quarantine for coronavirus. And the judges said, you know what? Two weeks of coronavirus quarantine, that's just as bad as two months in prison. Go ahead and go home. Get out of here. Get out of here.

You're fine. Get out of here. And then we have an update for the real. Operation Varsity Blues. Lori, Lori! Pay for my tuition, Lori! I am in love. My daughter started watching Fuller House.

Get it? Oh, man. Operation Varsity Blues. So my daughter started watching Fuller House in the quarantine times on Netflix. So every day I walk by, I see the TV on all I, all it, every day. Lori, Lori, Lori, pay my tuition, Lori. That's all I can think of. She gets a little frustrated with me for hollering it out in the living room.

But they're going to let her go. That deal is almost over. The judge has now, Nathaniel Gordon, came down hard on the federal prosecutors. Over the memo that talks about singer, the guy who did all the deals, he claimed that he was the FBI pressured him and instructed him to lie to Lori and her husband in order for them to get incriminating information and if that's true and it looks like it is

this judge is going to throw it out and Lori Lori Lori is going to go back home and that will teach you that will teach you because they thought they were just donating the money to the university okay I don't know what that had to do with the picture of the kids in the school and the fake pictures of the sporting events.

But that's a side note. Don't worry about that. I've got to close. Operation Varsity Blues. So I see that now, it's going to get ugly. It is going to get ugly on the streets very soon. If you think people are going to get ugly over sheltering and places, and opening businesses back up

and that people want to get their jobs back. Yes, is the answer to that. But I see stories every day now how cartels are scrambling. Virus snarls global drug trade. They've turned cities. The U.S.-Mexico border is a ghost town. Illegal drugs are not crossing.

And then inside one story I read this weekend, they talked about how the cartels have told a lot of their business dealers, don't be selling meth. Wait, because we got to be able to refill. Are you kidding me? We're going to tell the drug users on the streets that we got no drugs? Ah, good luck, have fun. That is not a good sign.

That is not a good sign at all. What is a good sign, though? And it also shows a difference in the times that we live in. I see where the house in Godfather 2 on Lake Tahoe is back up for sale. Five and a half million bucks for that. And you think that's a cool house. I mean, it's got the big gate. It was the stones.

It was on the lake. And it was, uh, it's, it's really for real on the California side. But, you know, I guess in the movie, it was supposed to be on the Vegas side, on the Nevada side. But, uh, it looks like, I mean, it's a beautiful house. I love it. But when you think about how times have changed. All right. So here's the house.

in the property were uh it's 4200 square feet four bedrooms five baths and it's on the lake right so i mean california lake house you know five million okay i guess but 4200 square feet i mean that's a neighborhood in texas 4200 square feet that's uh those are dumps in texas those 4,200 square houses in Texas have 3 and 4 car garages. That's how times have changed, man. But this guy is building homes back in the 30s. And 4,200 square feet was this giant mansion.

And in today's world, 4,200 square feet, eh, that really isn't enough. It's only got five bedrooms, four baths. You know, maybe, maybe, but I don't know, we'll see. We'll see. I guess in California, on a lake, five and a half million,

famous house, but you could pick up a 4,200 square foot dump in Texas for three, four hundred thousand, maybe 500 grand, depending on the neighborhood and access to schools, maybe. So times have definitely changed

as far as that goes, that's for sure. It's also why people in California want to move to Texas. Sorry, we're closed. Well, it looks as though Zoom has made history. It's a surge, ranks among the most remarkable growth stories in the internet age.

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It's all I'm saying. It's just that simple. I don't know why you try to make it hard. Did you see the thing, the thing, you know, the thing last night with all the stars? The, what was it called? You know, together at home. That's what it was called. Together at Home. The live charity event.

Oh, on Saturday. Ugh. Ugh. It was, it was great. Is that what I was? That's where I was going for. That's the word I was looking for. It was great.

Yeah. It was put together by Gaga. in partnership with global citizen and the World Health Organization. It raised almost $128 million for the COVID-19 Solidarity Response Fund. Congratulations. Now, I have a question. It was cute for all the bands to get together and do their little music, whatever cute little music they do.

But wasn't the last one that they did? Wasn't that put together by Elton John? wasn't he the guy that did it, right? Okay, so that's the one that he put together. And that's the one where he didn't have a piano at his house, right? And he played the little kids Cassio. But this one, together at home, he plays a grand piano in the driveway, with a basketball hoop behind him, and we're supposed to, is it the same house?

Has Elton moved? Has he broken quarantine? I knew there was no way that Elton John doesn't have a piano at his house. And there's no way that they can't get Elton, if he's living at a place that doesn't have a piano. Elton John can't get a piano delivered to him. Stop it. And now so this one, the Lady Gaga,

Elton plays a song on a grand piano in his driveway. I'm sorry, out the basketball court. Not his driveway. Parking car on the basketball. This is for every. everybody out there who's been working on the front line 24-7. Thank you for all your expertise, your love, your care, your humanity. Thank you.

Thank you. Here we go. I'm still standing. I'm still standing. A little old John Klasson. Back of the 80s. You can never know what it's like. You bloodluck when the freezer is just like ice. That's a cold and a lonely light that shines from you.

You wind up like the wreck you hide behind and mess you use Get the things fool never well Look at me, I'm coming back again I keep going to say Oh yeah You need to know I tell standing You just fell away You know I'm still standing

Yeah, that's totally Look like a true survivor Feel like a little care I like without you on my I'm too standing I'm sorry but Stealing the show This is very interesting because

As a producer This is a lot of work Great Great is what you're thinking They have a four camera shoot This is a four camera shoot I know There's a jib

There's a glider I know incredible this is for the Gaga together at home event so all the stars are in their houses

and you talk about more than 4200 square feet definitely their living rooms are more than 4200 square feet man we're just sheltering in place at home struggling through this quarantine

just like all of you are you just like all of us. Thank you. Yeah, yeah. I'm too tired. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. God bless you. Thank you. God bless you. Thank you. I don't know.

I feel that that was. I'm trying to find. I'm trying to find. Where's he out in the garage. No, he's in the basketball hoop. Yeah, the basketball. Well, there's a gate right next to the basketball hoop. Yeah, well, that's the one that's taking you back to the pool house or whatever. That's not the driveway. You don't be able to have a basketball point. Okay, fine. I believe that, but why is it automatic? There's, like, a dish shot is showing me is an automatic gate. It's open, you know, it has a rail and

I want to know where he's at. Is he at the bottom of the hill of the house? Is he in the back of the basketball court? Do you not have a basketball court in your yard? That's not a basketball court. That's the basketball hoop you get at Walmart. I know, but you have the court out back. That's not a court.

It's just sitting. That's a good point. That's a good point. That's a great point on the basketball hoop, though. It's not in the concrete as a basketball court that you would have. Yeah. So he's living in a dump. Yeah,

with the Walmart basketball hoop that you put sand in the bottom of. Yes. Yes. We've all purchased those. Yes, and they suck. Oh, not really. And then you have the two basketballs chilling there. And by the way, your grass looks poop.

Can you manicure your grass? And a dish out here where the camera is facing on his left. And you can see the gate, there's a look at a walkway, and there's a door right there. What's that door too? So not only he has a gate, there's a door. So where is he at the house? He's at the bag. Wow.

Are you? Do you not know how to live or something? I found it fascinating. There's at least two cameras, right? And you said a four camera, but there's at least two. Because you've got the glider that goes across the piano. And you've got the one to his left and the one to his right. So there's at least three.

And you have the one that's just focused on the piano. There's one on the keys. Oh, yeah, so that's four. That's four. Yeah. Four camera shoot. Now, this is how I should look on the one that he did. It should have looked like this.

With the Casio. It should have not looked like I'm looking down on you and you can see my boogers. No, it doesn't. That one is. And I love the pajama suit that he was wearing. It's good stuff. Yeah. Good stuff.

The other pajama suit. By the way, he doesn't sound that good. Listen. Like, is it me? Oh my God. We are, we are wrapping us up. Your humanity.

Listen. Thank you. Thank you. Listen. I know. I'll mix it. That's it. You can never know what a slut.

You'd never know how it's it like. That is like. Like. What is that? Good stuff. Don't start bad mouthing out. Don't do it. You will piss me off, my friend.

You're talking. about Sir Elton John. So we could move on or we could just stick with what we've done while we were playing music, and that is, where is Elton John? Where is he performing? Why is he performing in this driveway? Is it a driveway? Is it a basketball court?

What dump is he at? How come he has a piano now? and he didn't have a piano for his show, that kind of thing. And of course, you know we're going to stick with Elton Ton because we want to know where he's at. Yeah. And we did a CTF deep dive.

This is a CTF deep dive. So Elton has only four homes around the globe, right? Yes. Wow. Times are tough for Elton. No wonder he's retiring. Times are tough. He can't bring in the cash he used to bring in.

So he's got four horses around the globe. He's got... I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. He added a new one, which was Beverly Hills. So he has five now. Yeah, well, okay.

So because he lives in the house that he lives in in L.A., that's the same neighborhood that Harry and Megan moved in. And we just found that out. Yes. Is that for sure Beverly Hills? Because they said Harry and Megan live in L.A. And they usually, if you live in L.A., if you live in Beverly Hills, they usually clarify Beverly Hills.

They don't call that L.A. Elton has a house on Beverly Hills, L.A., Atlanta, Windsor. She's got two houses out of the West Coast. He has two on the West Coast. Because I was going to say, you don't, Beverly Hills, it's a law. I think you get shot. If you buy a house at Beverly Hills and then you say, I just live in California, you get shot. You live in Beverly Hills.

Beverly Hills, yeah. It's proud. You've got to be proud to live in Beverly Hills. You'd be surprised, though. Have you ever been? Beverly Hills? Just a thick aside note, Beverly Hills. Yeah.

Because I was really surprised the first time I was there at how dumpy a lot of the houses are. Yeah. Okay. that leads to what we're going here. I know. It leads exactly. So we found out, and this is officially CTF breaking news. I don't know if anybody cares, but we care here.

Because I was being really upset at the way they were set up. Because I was seeing gate and I was seeing a door. Right. So when you look at that, it looks like you don't know if it's, if he's, you know, where he's at in the driveway. Is he at the end of the drive or whatever? But if you stop it, you can see. see that he's the gate that's there. Yes.

He's on the inside of the driveway gate. And, you know, that's the road, right? I mean, that's California. You open up the gate and you're out on the road. Yes. So, according to this one, I thought he was downhill because it's Sir Elton John. Again, though, I said California. That's L.A.

That's not, if you can't live in L.A. and have the 20-mile drive up to the house. And that's where I was, that's what I was getting frustrated because I was like, how the heck did you get the piano all the way down the driveway? Like, leave it next to the garage. And then I started getting frustrated because I'm like, I need to know where he is. No one is telling me where he is. Okay, how many houses does he have?

Five houses. Okay, he's not in Italy. He's not in Nice. He's not in Windsor. He's not at Windsor. He's not at Windsor. Okay, two houses down. Beverly Hills or L.A.

So I went down and I was like, okay, I looked at Beverly Hills. I see the Casio, I mean, not the Casio. I see the grand piano. And I was like, oh, there's a piano. But then I realized that the outside doesn't match where he is now. So I'm like, okay, so White House has that perfect trimmed around, you know, fence made out of bushes. The hedges. The hedges.

And I was like, okay, so I looked. Then I went back to the Burley House because the tile for the floor matches. And I said, well, sir, until John, so of course, some things are going to match all around his house. That's his coordination. Yes. So here's what I think happened. He sent Hubby to Beverly Hills to get the black ground piano to the L.A. house. Because he's not leaving the house.

Because he just bought that. The LA house is in the newest place, I think. And that's the same neck of the woods that Harry and Meg had moved in. So that's why he didn't have the piano the first time. Yes. So I'm looking at it and it's official. He's at his L.A. location. And Fisher, I'm going to send you a picture of his...

Of his... Elton's L.A. House. What do you think? We just got done talking about how times have changed, right? So you're living in L.A. he's uh he just got the dump and he's got the he's got the gate that takes you right to the road here let me give you the because i am you know one of my friends i bet you it's what uh it's four bedroom five and a half bathrooms how yeah so he's maybe five thousand square feet forty two hundred okay that's thank you

and how much how much how much how much how much did he buy it for and how much is the value of the house. So how much did he buy it for? Probably bought it for about eight and it's worth 12. Close. Close. He bought it at 7.2 and it's worth 10.6. Yeah, thank you. Now, what's his mortgage payment looking like? I have all that information and Matt shout out to my realtor. His health is not paying mortgage. He did a show in Vegas and paid for it. Are you kidding me? Okay, according to this, the mortgage is $50,000 a month. Oh, way. He's not bad. By the way, that's how much I make a year. year.

50 grand a month. Elton paid for that. That's 50 grand a year, it's upkeep. Or 50 grand a month in upkeep. He's probably spending, I bet you he's spending 10 grand a month in upkeep, easy. I don't know.

Look at the picture I sent you. The roof looks pretty bad. You're looking at some stains in the roof. I text it to you. Sorry. Oh, okay. I text you the picture. And look at that driveway, man.

I have a bigger driveway. And I pay not even half of what he paid for that house. The only reason why I knew this. This is the house is because there's that door. Yeah, the walkway. The walkway. The walkway to the road. Yes.

And Fisher. Elton John lives in that house. Why? That is not an Elton John home. Wow. That is a normal home. That is a normal home that I see here in Texas every day. Yeah.

If I pass that house and you tell me, hey, that's Sir Elton John's home. I'm like, stop blind. He does not live there. He lives on a. Right. He lives in a. 100 feet driveway and it takes you 20 minutes to get to his house and there's 10 butlers all around. It does not look like an Elton John play. That's no kidding.

And I'm sorry, even though if you tell me here that it is a luxury harmony in the stunning. Four or five bedrooms, four or five bathrooms, 4,200 square feet. Yep. The drive, the gate, the community is gated. So he's got a gate behind the gate. So security is pretty good. Oh man, Elton, you have... I bet you hubby picked this out while it was on tour.

Hubby picked this out while it was on tour and then it's like, you know, all right, we'll stay here. And then Harry and Megan moved in down the street, so he's going to keep it, but he's not happy. He's not happy, though. Which is why he performed in the driveway. He said, you know what? I'm performing in the driveway.

I hate this dump so much. And I just said, look at the backyard, bro. He has two kids. how can the kids have fun in the backyard? There's nothing there to be have fun. Oh, poop, I just hit a corner. Oh, poop, I just hit the pool. Oh, poop, I just hit that.

Whatever grill that is. Poop, I just hit the house. I'm done. That's why there's a basketball thing out front, right? Fine. Okay, there's a basketball. Where are you playing? Look how small that driveway is.

Oh, you're playing, right? That's a good look of driveway for a basketball hoop. For the Walmart, for the Walmart basketball hoop? Yeah. Okay. I don't want to criticize. Elton John, but I feel that Sir Elton John needs to be impressing me. And after looking at his five mansions, I don't know why in the world I will ever leave Windsor.

I don't know. I'm looking at his Windsor Palace now. Right. That's what I mean. How about this place in L.A.? We need a place in L.A. And so he said, go ahead and buy it. I'm on tour.

By the way, go ahead. That house in L.A. fits in the drawing room. of his Windsor Palace. And I bet you that was the conversation they had at night. That night, when they looked at each other, Elton's like, you know I can fit this house in our drawing room, right? Hubby brought him home the first time at the L.A. house.

And Elis was like, is this where the help stays? Right. Oh, okay, so this is where Maria and Pablo come to stay when they're doing our stuff, right? no wonder that house does not have a grump piano because he doesn't even think about that house it's like this hasn't even worth bringing it you know what so here's here's exactly what happened he sent hubby to the burverly burmilly hills house

and said hey bring me the piano and the hubby said oh yes he's finally going that is that means that he loves his house because that's yeah that is the sign of approval Elton gets the grand piano in the home. And then as soon as he dropped it, no, no, no, leave it in the driveway. I still do not like this house. When I'm done playing, have those producers put it back in the truck. It's going back to my house in Beverly Hills. This house still does not qualify for a grand piano.

That's exactly right. So we'll get back to Elton because there's much more to talk about. But we've got to do the coronavirus update. There's 2,444,209 cases globally, 167,9 86 deaths globally. In the U.S. of A, 770,981 total cases. And we are at 41,349 total deaths so far. as far as the coronavirus update here in the U.S. TSA checkpoint numbers.

They are, ooh, okay, so remember six days ago, we were down at our lowest point, 87,534 people through the TSA checkpoint. And then we shot up three or four days ago to 106,385 through the TSA checkpoint. And then we dropped down below 100,000.

And then we yesterday hit 105,382. So the numbers are starting to creep up a little bit, but not by much. Not by much at all. And I will say a year ago, remember I said every day the last year was over 2 million. That was incorrect. The 18th of April a year ago was just under 2 million. And so it was just under 100,000 yesterday. So the members are, you know, neck and neck.

You can't even barely tell the difference. 97,000, almost 2 million. 97,000, almost 2 million. You can't even tell. If you could put 2 million people in a picture and then 97,000, you wouldn't be able to tell the difference. We have new studies on what? could possibly make men more vulnerable to coronavirus.

The coronavirus could linger in the testicles, making men prone to longer, more severe cases of the illness, according to a new study. It's a good thing that there's so much. I should just let you write your own jokes. Let's go ahead, write your own jokes. I mean, I don't have to worry. I've already been married. First wife has a little bit of this wife has some.

I don't have to worry about it. Just let those jokes keep right on and coming. We also are getting more news stories about beer, soda, and other carbonated beverages starting to be affected. This cannot happen. We've already covered that on this program. This cannot happen. So if you work for specifically, let's say,

just off the top of my head, Coca-Cola. And you start coughing and hacking with your coronavirus. We've covered this. Just go home. Don't say anything to anybody. Just go home. We will not shut down production plants over your hack. It's not going to happen. If someone had a production plan hears someone.

Shut up. Don't say anything. Just go to them and say, Hey, you ought to go home. Just go home. Dude, just go home. We can't shut down production. And now we're running out of frozen pizzas.

What? This cannot happen. There's only one person that's out of. facts. This can not happen. That is Keith Mountain-like is the only person in the world that still eats frozen pizzas for lunch. Every single day, you eat frozen pizza?

Oh, my gosh. The bougie. Jeff Fisher. But they're just quick and easy. Oh, so that's where you draw the line, quick and easy? I can put it in my mouth. Anything else? Too much.

They're like a buck a piece, the totitos. Ew! Oh, no. They're like a buck a piece. You buy the toitinos, and then you get a bag of turkey pepperoni. Get a couple of bags of those. And so you get the pepperoni totinos that don't have, not the big regular pepperonies, but the pepperoni crumbles.

And then you take that out and you put the pepperoni pizza pepperoni slices on top of the toitinos, and you throw it in the oven for, I think it's 10 minutes or 12 minutes or whatever the hell it is. And I like them a little more cooked. I like them in there a little bit longer. I like a little crunchy. And you pull on, you're good to go. Actually, if you work at a Tostino frozen pizza. It might be a good thing.

Might be a good thing that we're about to run out of frozen pizzas. No? We should. You know, of course not. I've had, I love, you know, I love if you're going to get a frozen, I'm a fan of Red Baron. There's plenty of other pizzas out there that are frozen. No.

No, not even the California. What is it? California. But some of them, the problem with the frozen ones, most of them is they're too salty. They're too salty because they're frozen. You've got to keep them along. But they stay a long time. I mean, that's why you buy them.

You put them in the freezer. You got it for a long time. But there's too much salt in a lot of the frozen foods. And so it's not good for you. So I'm not recommending it at all. Just say it. But a quick totinos for a little snack, good to go. And by the way, they're starting to rack up the price on those two.

They used to be able to give them for like 80 cents apiece. Now they're up to over a dollar, $1.5, $10 a piece. Who, that ripping me off. Price gouging from frozen pizzas, man. I won't stand for it. Won't do it. Download and subscribe to more content at the blaze.com slash podcasts. We have so much to get to today.

And I'm going to try to get to as much. of it as we can. But we didn't even get to the Elizabeth town, New Jersey, which is a fine, beautiful town. But they are flying drones over their cities, spying, or not spying, keeping people healthy. And I love how the drone company, DJI, donated these drones, 43 agencies, 22 states, to enforce social distancing rules. Now, the DGI drones are great. They're some of the best drones,

but do we need them to be spying on Americans from the Chinese company, which I'm sure can be trusted and wouldn't be able to have any information from those drones at all. Of course not. I mean, we didn't even get to any of that. We've got, you know, if you are an exercise guru, exercise that you like to do, you might want to continue to do it from home because it's looking like a 24-hour fitness, gold's gym, all are starting to file for bankruptcy.

They're locking down. Have a nice day. So gyms are going to be hard pressed. man and if things start opening up are you going back to the gym I don't know I don't know I think I go to a restaurant before I go to a gym by the way I know you moved on because I forgot to show you our new toy did I tell you that we got a new toy for CTF no is that a DGI so this is a typhoon okay by the way if you're watching live you can see that

Chris just held up a drone. So since everybody is deciding to, you know, spy on everybody else, I figure... I'm going to spy back. I know. My wife has a couple of drones now that she uses for a photography business, and she was going to get the DGI drones, except that she could get one given to her from DGI. And they... What's that?

Why would they give her one? Well, I mean, they're giving them to everybody else. Are they? The cities of me Yeah The story said They were donating them To the cities

Yeah Is Ember a city She is now She is now She is now But I'm just saying That they're They're one of the better drones

I already said that They're one of the top drones Yeah I know that But I'm saying Like I want to see How much They get butt hurt

When I fly my drone When they're flying their drone Yeah I know Because They will My loan is licensed I have a license to fly it. It's registered with the FAA, whatever, FAA, FCA, FDA, all of them.

CIA, FPI, FPI. Any company that has letters to register. And yes, it's all registered. Because, like, I was thinking about it yesterday when I found out that I still have my drone somewhere in the house. I'm like, why? And by the way, that drone, because I saw the video that you posted and we're cool. They have a little badge. on the drone.

You know what that means, right? When you shoot that drone down, you just shot a police officer. Yes. Yeah, it's an authority, right? It's authority. But you get charged with even more. Just like when you shoot a canine,

the dog, or you hurt the canine, you hurt a police officer. So now when you... Yeah, we know about the dogs. We know it's used to raise the dogs. We care about the dogs. We got it. I was not even going to do that,

but I was just saying like how they're, the property. Just like you hurt. Okay, a vehicle of a police officer. And they're like, oh, you destroy a police officer. It's going to go there. It is going to go there. Do I have I who keep hearing your thing dang all day today?

What's going on? You're ticking me off with the... That was me? No, it was Fred. I don't have a new email, so I don't know why he rang. I've heard it more than once today. One was me, yes. And so all I know is I've heard it more than once.

Oh, so I know is I've heard it more than once. Because I don't have a new email, so I don't know why it dinged. Maybe it was reminding you to look at the last one that came through. I don't know. There's zero emails there. So, have you, did you use the drone this weekend? Did you use it? I have, yeah.

I'm warming out. I've been using it in a while. It's being like at least eight months since I've used my drone. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. But I'm back, baby. I've used it and I've gone around. My favorite drone story is the guy that came into the building into Mercury Studios with this drone.

And he was charging, you know, he was trying to get the business and he was charging us a month of money. And he was flying it. And he crashed it. And he was so angry about crashing it. And he tried to charge us. I was here to show you using drones and film stuff. And it crashed. You should owe me for that.

No. You crashed it yourself. Well, you were trying to film the stuff? That's not ours. Sorry? Take care. I have crashed this one. This one, as soon as I got it, I took it out and went to the backyard and crashed it.

Yeah, of course. And I was like, ah, so put it down, bought some pieces, then put it back together. Then I went to the park. How are you supposed to go to the park? A big open area so you could get to practice. You don't have buildings to slam it too. Because what I did was I slammed to the tree and then the tree bounced it off to the house and landed on the roof.

So I had to get a ladder, get it on the roof. So I was here at the baseball field. He was pretty big. Flying around then I was able to do what I do now. You get the hang of it. You get the hang of it. I just, I'm so frustrated to see drones on the streets. And then the funny

But thing about it It's not even funny It's like These drones are all made in China I know Did you not Did you miss Was there was the microphone on

I was upset Getting my phone When I was talking I was I just wondered if the microphone Was on or not Because It almost sounds like something That I don't know

I said Oh never And they're giving it to us Never mind Hold on Never mind My drone is made in China too Oh crap

They're all They're all all made in China. But you got to hope that because you purchased it, that the chip that keeps all the information is only in the ones that they give you. Oh, well, for sure. Oh, okay, okay. Mine does.

So you're fine. Mine already comes with red and blue lights like police cars. So I'm halfway there. I don't think that's legal. Well, tell, yeah, because we tried for a long time as a radio station when we had the, event vehicles and stuff they wouldn't let us use the police colors on the on the lights so i don't know if eunuch but i got it from best buy a couple years ago but i don't know so i know it turns when it's flying it goes blue and red and then when it's connecting to my remote it's purple

so i don't forget which one which color that was uh you know they were like uh no uh you can have the other lights uh going around yeah so i know it depends state by state what lights can you use and can't use because I thought you couldn't use blue but all around here all the construction people when they turn on their stupid lights they look like police cars to me and I'm like oh that's not a police car that's a yeah they do and I get so frustrated because I'm like you're not supposed to be using it oh I guess Texas allows them to use that police blue and white so can we have some sad news too can I just go through don't worry about China looking just giving us drones and flying over and telling us we can't be close to each other.

Don't worry about that. But for the first time, in 68 years, Queen Elizabeth is not going to celebrate her birthday tomorrow with a canon salute. Can we be sad for that? Thank you. In her 68-year reign, Queen Elizabeth was not going to celebrate her birthday with a canon salute.

It's a sad day over England. The traditional tribute just didn't seem appropriate in the midst of the coronavirus manned. Even turning 94, she decided to cancel the trooping the couple. A sad, sad day in London and England. And I'm bummed, I'm bum. She should have done it anyway. She's the queen. She should have pulled the... You should have pulled the rank.

On the coronavirus? I'm the queen. We're having the parade and we're shooting off the cannons. At least shoot off the cannons. It's not like you should. Everybody come out, stay six feet apart. Ooh. Oh.

Right. You know right now. Right. Yeah. Nobody's also getting engaged and or married. So good luck. And the ones that are, remember we did the story about the couple Michigan the cut-out cardboard company said of cut-up cardboard for the church that's sad that's

really sad you're right though I'm the queen I get married so back off oh she's not going to marry they're celebrating her birthday oh that's in married okay sorry I'm the queen I'm celebrating my birthday back off dude are you celebrating 420 today I did have some gummies before the show because that's the only thing I could do what's your deal I don't know I'm happy today. Today is Milo's birthday. Hold on. Is Milo and the queen have the same birthday?

All the queen's tomorrow. Okay. That's my mom. We'll be trying to horn in it with your family of the queen. That's my mom's birthday. My mom's birthday is tomorrow. Today's my son. So, look at that.

Me and the queen have something to talk about when we meet. My mom and you have the same birthday. And my son the day before. Look at that. Can you make me a little bit? night? That's when the purse goes down on the floor

and then she gets escorted out right then. She's out now. I'm out of here. Somebody get this going away from me. The purse just went over to the right hand. Get her out of there.

Get her out of there. There's a problem. Alert. Also this weekend we had the 25 years of the Oklahoma City bombing. Just amazing. Why do we celebrate that?

What's that? Why are you celebrating that? It's a party. So the queen Can't celebrate her birthday But let's celebrate the bombing They didn't have a big celebration for that either this year It was a it was a it was a

It was a subdued It shouldn't be a celebration It was a suit I didn't say it was a celebration I was a subdued anniversary My favorite My favorite Oklahoma City bombing story

Is I was working at WSUN talking radio for the 90s in Tampa Bay when this happened. And we were also the flagship station for the Tampa Bay Mutiny, Socrates. And I've talked about that before. And we, I mean, my oldest son thought he owned Tampa Stadium when the mutiny played because they were, we were the flagship and we had tickets and we went to all the games. And so it's a Saturday after the Oklahoma City bombing.

and the mutiny are playing and the game ends early earlier than anticipated so the scheduled best-dubs that are going to run are already there but the game's going to end early so they're going to have time that they need something to fill the air with

so the guy calls me board up calls me and says hey I don't know what to do I haven't bored up and so I tell what we'll just put in an extra hour of Lassiter, the show, you know, the main show that we,

our show, Bob Lassner show in the afternoon's on WSUN, and just put in the last hour, started at the top of the hour, dead roll it at the top, and then just joined it in progress, till the top of the hour, and then go with what's already scheduled. And so,

the hour that he picks is the hour of the Oklahoma City popping. I had general managers, sales managers, business and calling me off the hook. What's going on? Larry replaying the Oklahoma City bombing day. So sad. Oh my gosh. Just horrible. Just horrible. I just want to say hello to Mayor de Blasio in New York and let him know that thumbs up to you, dude. Thumbs up to you. I think it's important that people text you a picture

and report other people doing bad things so that you can send authorities. and just arrest them and find them. It's just amazing. I mean, we're already starting to see that everywhere. Now we have to wear masks. I can't, you know what? I don't want to go into it right now. I was, I was, you know,

I was sad over the Oklahoma City bombing subdued anniversary this weekend, but I picked myself up a little bit with remembering a silly story, and now I'm pissed again because we can't go anywhere without wearing a mask. We're pretty much that way here in Texas. as well, where you can't go anywhere without a mask. It's not even your decision. Something has to break. And now we have cities flying drones and telling people what they can and can't do.

We have mayors of cities asking for people to report what they think is a problem so that the city can send authorities as quick like a rabbit. end what's going on here. We got a report on you. I got a report that you were standing too close to someone. Get out here. We need identification. It is agonizing.

Agonizing. Is there a good story I can end with? There is. Here, I'll give you this story. There's a great story here. And I'm telling you, if. That usually means it's not. If the Pope could not stop the coronavirus,

because we all know that he intervened and ask God to stop the coronavirus. That was after it started, though. Yeah, yeah. He jumped in right at the, you know, at the last minute. And he said, you know what, I got this. Let me call God. He's talking to Jeffrey right now, but he's going to take my call. And it looks like, you know.

And I know the Pope was on the other line. I would have told God, you know, go ahead. Yeah, go ahead and take it. But no, you know, a man in India has chopped off his top. tongue in sacrifice to stop the corona spread. A 24-year-old man stone cutter chopped his tongue off in an attempt to appease a goddess

and stop the spread of the coronavirus. So you remember when you started this off with saying this was good news? This is great news. We're done. The coronavirus is over. We figured it out. It was a call from Jeffrey, then a call from the Pope,

and now a tongue from 24-year-old Vivek Sharma. I love Vivek Sharma. Bless his heart. Bless his heart and his tongue, I guess. Okay, so can we get back to Elton's living quarters? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Just before the show. I mean, we could cut it off.

I know we've yapped and yapped and yapped today, but Elton's living quarters, we're still trying to figure out why he's living in the dump in L.A. And I think I'm right. I think he needed another house in L.A. that's, you know...

Well, he only has... Not Beverly Hills. I was going to say, he only has one house, and that's in Beverly Hills. So he needs another one. He needs another one in L.A. You can't be just expected to have one place in... California. Los Angeles County in Beverly Hills.

Yes. You need another place, you know, in L.A. And so he sent Hubby to get a place. and hubby found this 5,000 square foot dump that he's living in, right? 40, it wasn't even,

was it 5,000? No, it was 4200. Oh, that's right, it's right, it was Texas dump. Yeah. It was a regular Texas house size. Yep. Elton John.

Yep. But his house in Beverly Hills, where I believe they brought in the grand piano from. Yes. And so why they're not staying there, I don't know. There's got to be a, plumbing issue being remodeled or something.

If you tell me, hey, where does Selton, Sir Elton John lives? I'm telling you he lives in a mansion with at least a 20-minute walk driveway. And when you look- You're fascinated with the drive up to the house, but I don't understand that, but that's okay. Because that's how you live. When you're that rich, you have a 20-minute driveway. Okay. All right, fine.

So I'm going back because I want to see what his barely house looks. like. And what's the Beverly Hills place look like? Okay. So I'm guessing. What are you guessing square footage? I'm guessing Beverly Hills house is 12, 13,000 square feet. Exactly.

24,000 feet. Yep. That's close. Yeah, 24,000. You know, it has, you know, 22 bath. 10 beds. In 2011, the house. So it's got to have a guest house.

Oh, it has that. In 2011, it was for whooping $63 million, but Sir Elton John is not going to pay that. In 2015, he said, I'll give you $32.6 million, and that's all you're going to get. And boom, he got it. It's a three-story house. Because he pays cash. That's why there's no mortgage. Elton John, I'll put a couple more shows on in Vegas this week, and I'll give you $32 million.

And they said, okay, it's yours. It's a three-story luxury living space that includes. a screening room, a wine cellar, a game room, and the gym, and all that is, all that is inside the 11 car garage. These are the basics to live in. See, this is the Elton home. Yes. This is why, I mean, holy cow, what is he doing in the other place? The other place, I bet the other place is the place where the, uh, where the workers are staying. By the way, I want to go a little bit deep dive on his house because it says that all the principal rooms, they face acres of gardens and grounds spectacular views of cannon and city lights. The main house has seven bedrooms and 13

bath plus three separate staff bedrooms each with his own bath. I better be down in the other in the back wing too with their rooms facing the street. I'll tell you that. It has a one private kitchen, formal living room, formal dining room, our gourmet kitchen with breakfast room, a library, two family rooms, and one doubles as a luxury professional screening room. Yeah, because you've got the screening room out in the garage. Also.

That's if you have an audience, but you want the screening room just for you and the family. Well, in the garage, in the garage, there's no screening room. There's just a game room. So how dare you compare the garage game room to the professional luxury screening room? Up above? You said there was a screening room in the garage up above the garage. Yeah, but you know that they call that the game room. It has to met the standards of a luxury professional. That was not going out of the game. That's where the kids are the kids down there. Somebody go get them, bring them to me. And also includes a pool slash guest house. Okay, you got to have a guest house.

Indoor and outdoor kitchen. And come on, we cannot forget about the hidden tennis court. I love the whole idea of all these, all the guest rooms in the house. You know, they can stay in the guesthouse. I don't want them in the main house. Well, you know, with how many bedrooms did I say with 10 bedrooms, you can't fit anybody in the house. I love it.

What is he doing in the LA house? I don't. What is going on? There's got to be some kind of remodeling, some kind of plumbing issue. Something happened to the Beverly Hills house. Now, I can't say that that's not happening. But according to all these websites and all the stupid research done on the stupidest house, the last renovations were on 2015.

And there's no ongoing remodeling because there's no city plans being filed at the city. So I don't know if the COVID-19 has backed up and nobody has put any records of, you know, upgrading a house. My gosh, he's using illegals to fix the plumbing issues. That's why it's not going to do that here. We're not going to do that here because I do not want to get Sir Elton John in trouble. Wow. No wonder it's not filed with the city or with the county. He's using illegals to fix this plumbing problem.

That's why he's living in the dump down in L.A. Sad. Sad news for Elton John. Download and subscribe to more content at the blaze.com slash podcasts.