Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 354 | 🌍 Earth Day is HERE! & 2020 is Canceled

Episode Date: April 22, 2020

Day 41 inside CQB: Everything in 2020 is still being canceled and it makes no sense. The running of the bulls is being canceled. Octoberfest that is held every year in October is being canceled as well. Netflix releases it's numbers and they are booming. Thermal cameras will be used at Amazon warehouses and they are expensive. Jeffy and Kris Cruz discuss the future of streaming and coronavirus update. Looks like a Karen has moved into Kris Cruz neighborhood and things gets spicy. And don't forget to go outside and hug a tree. Subscribe on YouTube Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

And now, a Blaze Media podcast. Can we please, for the love of all that is holy, please stop clogging my timeline with stories about Bruce Willis and Demi Moore isolating together during this pandemic. I've had enough. I got it. They're together. They're divorced. Bruce isn't with his wife of today. Bruce isn't with his two little kids of today.

He's with Demi and their kids. I got it. Okay? We know why that's happened. Okay? We know that they were supposed to all be together in Idaho. We know that one of the little kids stuck themselves with a needle. And then they had to go to the dock and wait for results of

that. And then with travel restrictions and everything else, they got stuck in California. Bruce had gone to Idaho early. So he's there. There in L.A. They've just decided that for now, they're going to be apart. Can we stop? Please. For the law. I should have never, the problem was, I clicked on the first story. It's my fault. You know what? It's my fault. I clicked on the first story. After that, my timeline, they go. oh, he's interested in that. We're going to continue to send him stories about Bruce and Demi. Just please stop.

It's all I ask. Please, stop. Hi! How are you? Welcome to chewing the fat. Wells Earth Day. Happy Earth Day. Empty skies, empty roads, empty factories.

Earth Day organizers could not have an imagined a better Earth Day celebration. It's 50 years. today, couldn't have been better. Have you hugged your tree today in celebration? No, you don't need answer. Not looking for an answer. Just do it in your own time today. Do it in your own time.

You can snap a selfie. You can send it to chewing the pat at the blaze.com. You can tag me at Jeffrey JFR on Twitter. You can tag me Jeff Fisher Radio on Facebook and Instagram of you hugging your tree. But just do it in your own time and celebrate. Celebrate yourself, just a quick selfie, and then, you know, then you can finish your celebration. But, you know, first we have to see the selfies. Then you can celebrate on your own after that, okay?

Okay, good. I talked a little bit about chewing the fat on Pat Gray this morning, Spain, calling off running of the Bulls in July. So, I mean, there's not much happening this year worldwide, even if we're going to start opening things back up. I guess they canceled the running of the Bulls back in this during the Spanish Civil War in the 1930s. It was the last time they canceled.

Because the reason the Bulls in the Spanish War the Bulls were the leading the charge during the Spanish Bull. During the war? Yeah. It was a Spanish bull. They were the Charged. So that's in July. Canceled. October Fest. Germany canceled.

I don't know if you know if you know when that is, but it's in October. It's in July. Oh, it's October. Yeah, no, it's in October. So October fest happens in October. It's funny how that works out. And that is like seven months from now. Big deal, man.

It's a big deal for them too. Well, I mean, it brings in travelers worldwide. I can understand why they're canceling. Have we as a society and by society, I mean, has, world citizens that we all are because that's what lady Gaga. Global citizens. Oh, global citizens. Oh, I'm sorry.

Yeah. Sorry. As global citizens, have we decided that 2020 is canceled? Yeah, I believe so. I believe we have. Yeah. I don't know that that's official, but I'm sure that we have. Okay.

If we cancelling stuff in October, like the October Fest, are we going to have a ball drop in New York this year? I think that might be I was thinking July 4th we have the 4th of July I think that gets canceled too now I don't know we're talking about I mean the look the national spelling bee in June

is canceled I know dry your eyes hold on you can't just rip the bandaid on that you have to give me a little leeway like hey Chris you know play some sad music because I told you what was going on in Spain and Germany Yeah, yeah.

But now I brought it home. The National Spelling Bee is canceled. I'll do it again, okay? Okay. I'll start again. All right. So we've got the running of the Bulls canceled in Spain. Yeah, cancel in July.

Yeah. And we've got, you know, Octoberfest canceled in Germany. Now I want to bring it back home to the United States. A big cancellation here in the U.S. Okay. Are you going to ask me to play music or you just... I thought that's what you were going to do. Or you're just going to have me just, you know, just...

guess when to play this sag music. I don't, you know what? No, I don't want the music. Don't even attempt to play it. Don't. I just got electric cut it just for you. I'd like it today then. If I'm going to have it, I'd like it today.

Part of the, you know, the podcast today, for those of you listening live on the 22nd of April 2020, 2020, Earth Day. Told you about Spain, running of the bulls being canceled. July, told us about October Fest being canceled in January. And now, I've got to bring it home to the US of A. Scripps national spelling B. She was been canceled.

The event. Yvonne was scheduled. People are so evil. Why can't America wake up and meet him? Not perfect that he doesn't want to hurt you and your family. He'll learn to make you bull. I mean, that's just a smelling bee. We don't have to be that upset.

Counts out. Okay. Now, the event was established in 1925. It was canceled for a couple of years in 1943, 44, and 45 due to World War II. I don't know if, like, in Spain, they were using the Bulls to fight the Spanish Civil War. I don't know if we were using the Spelling Bee kids. To fight the World War II war. Possible?

We don't know. We don't know, but you might know. You were born, you were like, what, 18 during World War II? I don't remember, though. So when you were in Grenada, in Grenada, did you see any kids from the Spelling Bee helping you guys out? As I saw, we didn't talk about the spelling bee, so I don't know. I don't know. It's possible.

Possible. If you'd like to make some money, too, you know, we need to start a very very. investing in the thermal cameras that the companies are starting to use now. You know, Amazon is starting to have employees go up to the thermal cameras and get screened when they come to work. Now, these thermal cameras cost between $5,000 and $20,000 a piece. And they are... And they are just, like, you stand in front of it and it tells you that you have COVID-19,

or it tells you that you have a fever? Because... The ones that they're using now just tell you if you have a fever. I... There's being some developed, I'm sure. Okay. That you put your head up to the eye checker,

the head checker, and you put it up there. And it's like, you have a fever. It appears to be COVID-19, bullet. Okay. And then they just haul you away. Okay. Because I just want to make sure

that you know that all these companies know there's a very very cheap way to check if a person has a fever and it costs you about 98 cents but i know what they've got a machine yeah it costs about 98 cents at cvs or are you local wargreens if you're a war green you know supporter and all you have to do you you maybe buy a hundred of them and you know you rotate them out and it's a thermostat If you don't want it. It's a thermostat. It's a thermostat. I thought they used those in the house and the homes.

You can, I can use the thermostat. I have in my home for the AC in that furnace. And you know why? There's some ones that are already digital that you don't have to put in your mouth. You can shoot like a laser to your forehead and it tells you if you're hot. Yeah, we have we have one. This one, you have to touch the other head. This one, just you have to roll it across your forehead.

Okay. I have one that rolls across the forehead. I don't have the laser one yet. I know where I feel like I'm living in caveman. You are living in caveman. How do you have equipment that's still worth with, what is it, a roller? Yeah, I have to touch the other human. No, no, no, no.

All I'm saying is that, you know, the Fisher Enterprises have a couple of machines that are ready. How much is this machine? So funny. I felt bad the other day when I went to the doctor's office because they have the laser ones. I was actually thinking about that going, we still have the one that. If they have to touch my forehead with it, that sucks. Don't put my eye out. I'm closing my eyes.

Go ahead. Laser me. You let them laser you without like any objection. He's okay, fine, laser me. Laser me. Go ahead. Oof. I know.

I know. So these thermal cameras, five to $2,000 apiece. All right. So, and the picture that they show of the one Amazon warehouse, has four of them. So that's, you know, at the very least, 20,000 and maybe 100,000, right? Or 80,000. Ooh.

At each warehouse? Okay. And then if you test, if they take your temperature and it's off, right now you don't get a bullet, but they have to test you again separately with another, with the, you know, the anal probe. What happened to that test? You did not want to do that with an anal probe. What happened to that test? That test of like, oh, did you just cough?

Okay, go home. What happened to that? It doesn't say, it doesn't say if they drag you outside and shoot you. If you, if you test, you know and getting shot. Hold on. I guess they just sent you home. I need, I need to clarify something. Today, you, I feel like you're killing everybody today.

What is wrong with you? What is, have you lost hope? Is this how Jeff Fisher hopeless sounds like might as well, you know? Just go ahead and shoot me like a dog. I'm helping people out. I'm telling you to invest. We're getting to the point now. So there's a UK company.

Okay. This thermotechnics and this FLUR, F-I-LR Systems Inc. Out of Texas that makes the thermal cameras. So invest in those companies, make some money. Right? Well, no, the Texas company is ICI. Oh, I don't like that one. I see I.

Infrared cameras incorporated in Texas, ICIs. Then there's the thermotechnics. And another flurs and another company Fleur in the U.S. So those three, there's three companies you can make a fortune on. Because Amazon, even if it's just Amazon buying. Yeah, that's a good contract to land. That's a great contract. Yeah.

Yeah. And if you don't know how to, you know, if you don't have the money to, invest in this company guess what become a thermal camera technician because those right those cameras are not going to last that long right you know or they're going to need what you guys call out there 24-7 support I was thinking you know I was thinking there was this they were quoting one of the one of the Amazon workers who was saying I'm that has to be the the temperature guy yeah I'm not you know I'm not trained for this and

I'm now up for this. Become up for that. This is when America becomes... What are you talking about? Yes. It's called you fake it until you make it. You aren't lying. It's a stupid camera.

Learn what a camera does. Then learn what a thermal does. Put it together. Fix it. Yes. Learn what it says. Learn how to shoot the person after they become, after they have a temperature.

Learn what they want to do with the bodies. Learn what I learn it all. Got shot Learn how to fire the weapon Learn how to do the anal probe Yeah Learn it all You know even if you have that thermostat at home

That goes in the mouth Save that Because when the EMP goes off You'll be the only one That'll be able to check everybody And by the way I thought we were in a quarantine Why is my neighbor cutting the grass right now

You're supposed to be indoors You're supposed to be indoors No You're supposed to be indoors I'm going to call the cops on this person. No, you know, he's doing it by himself. He's fine. You leave a video. You want the phone number can call? You want the neighborhood trimmed. Ivan, Ivan is a phone number can call because this lady is upset in me right now. She's cutting the grass. I can hear her. Can you hear her?

Yeah, I think. What the hell? I mean, because my guys, I mean, my guys that show up next door, you know, show up to. It's raining. Why are you cutting the grass in the rain? Doesn't matter. It's on schedule. We're going to keep the schedule going. But this is not, it's not, it's not raining right now. stopped okay it's not like me and your neighbors so just because it's not raining in your area doesn't mean it's not raining middle of the street it's raining and it's cold i bet it's not yeah because you're right here Karen are you here Karen oh hold on Karen having issues actually he's just a female cutting the grass which is very interesting so she's that's her own home then yeah this yeah this is not a a company like you,

boogey people over there in the upside of Fort Worth. We down here in the downside of Fort Worth have to cut our own grass. You don't have to, though. You don't. We have to cut our own grass. No, you don't. There's no people that said,

hey, can I cut your grass? I don't have those here. I would have to say that there are. There are people that will do that. There was a high schooler that came last week. I gave him 20 bucks, and he cut my front yard. and then went away.

But I figured out he got me, bro. He got me, Jeffrey, and you will be so proud that he got me. He said, I was like, how much? He's like 30 for the front and the backyard. I'm like, how much for the front? He goes, 20. I'm like, okay, fine, do it. And then as I'm driving, I was like, wait a minute, the front yard is smaller than the back.

I was like, okay, you know what, Matt props. You got me. You got me. So you know what? Enjoy your money because next time It'll be 15 bucks, not 20 And he'll do it He'll do it

You say look, dude You last time you looked in my backyard Bigger than the front And you charge me 20 So I give you 15 to do the front He'll go, okay Yeah, yeah And it was a good system fisher

He was efficient It was one little Pulling mower With a gas can A gas can A trimmer And something for the hedges And he was carrying

All in one One, he just, but he just mowed your lawn, right? You didn't have him trim the hedges or anything? Yeah, he did all that. For 20 bucks? 20 bucks. Yeah, he's, no way. You got to pay him at least 20 because the backyard there's no hedges.

No. He's just mowing. Yes. That's why. That's why it was only 10 for the back. He picked up the grass. He had a little leaf blower. He blew everything to the neighbors and then left my yard all super clean.

That's worth 20? Cheap bastard? Yeah, but I feel like 30 and then 20 for the front. So he told me that. Someone takes 10 bucks. After the bushes, bushes trimming and blowing? No, that's worth 20. Okay.

Wow. This kid needs me. Have them call me. Okay. Sorry, the phone number can call. Hey, Karen. It's rainy, sweetheart. You keep getting stuck.

Oh, my goodness. I'm going to go help Karen now. Hold on. Yeah, boy, if it's still wet, that grass is wait. She shouldn't be mowing. No, it's getting stuck. That literally. Only professionals.

should be mowing when it's wet like that because they have the power mowers absolutely they have the they have the glenbeck hustler mowers yes and guess what that's why you call juan and pablo and enrique because they know what they're doing they grabbed enrique man that guy does know what he's doing yeah enrique he runs he runs yes yes those guys run Yeah. Yes. Well, they got like 20 houses to do in one hour. So it's like drop and go, one does the blowing, one does the trimming, one does the blowing.

Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Come on. Bavano. One guy that does, you know, not my house, but my neighbor's house.

Yeah. He runs to the backyard, man. That guy, and it's on an angle, he runs. And I'm like, dude, what are you doing? My neighbor doesn't care about you that much. Yeah. Yeah. Actually, they just cut it like, well, last week, right? I think we had to stop a couple of times last week.

I wanted you to record that because I am curious to see. Why is he running? We wanted to get it done because you're right. They've got like 100 lawns to do it each day. Bill's lawn service has 8,000 lawns to cut. There's a guy that I haven't, well, obviously I've been on the road going to work, but there's a guy that has his lawn service that does the funeral home that I pass every morning driving to work.

And he's out there at like 5 o'clock of the morning. When I go in early on Wednesdays and Fridays to do Pat's show, he's out there doing that, doing their yard at the funeral home, like at 4.30, 5 o'clock of the morning. And that guy's doing some work, man. I don't know how many businesses he has. I don't know what his deal is. But if you're out there taking care of their gardening

Yeah. At 5 o'clock in the morning, you're earning your pay. You're earning your pay. We can go to the break room, get a drink a Coca-Cola Zero and remind you to subscribe to Chewing the Fat podcast. If you're listening to this broadcast and you're listening to this broadcast and you, you have not subscribed to it. What do you do? You're a loser, just like Karen is when she's trying to cut her grass.

That's how much I think of you. You are like Karen trying to cut the grass while it's raining and the grass is wet. Oh, the grass is wet. It's not raining anymore. Like I said, it's raining and you're Karen if you're not subscribing to this podcast. So just go to any platform that warms the little cockles of your heart. iTunes, Hiheart,

Spotify, and subscribe to chewing the fat. How about Google Play? Can I go to Google Play? You can go to Google Play and subscribe to Chewing the Fat. Yes, you can do that.

Can I go to radio.com and subscribe there? You know, you can go to radio.com. That's what you told me. I want you to double check that because I think I went there to try. And it seemed to me the answer was no to that.

But I'd like to say yes. But if radio.com has gone the way of SoundCloud, now I'm going to be pissed. So, you know, maybe they haven't. Maybe they haven't. And I hope that's the case. What's your show name? What's your stupid show name?

Chewing the fat with Jeff Fisher. C-H-E. This is why we need to have the spelling B too. So people like Chris will learn how to spell. C-H-E. what comes after CHEWWW W W W W.

H. Shoo Ing. Oh yeah, Shu Ing. Yeah. There's a lot of in the world. Give you a comedy routine on Ings for a few minutes if you'd like, but you don't have to worry about that.

While you're doing that, as long as we're in the break, you don't want to take a sip of Coca-Cola's ear and tell you that yesterday, Coca-Cola reported a 25% drop in sales volumes this month. Wow. That is huge. People, I guess, for the first little bit of the pandemic stockpiled, so now they've backed off some of their sales. But I don't think that's it. I think that Coke also mentioned that sales are down because, you know, movie chains, concerts, vending machines. Nobody's out. Nobody's going to these things. That was a lot of money, right? You're talking about movie chains and concerts. that's a lot of money that's a lot of money just down the tubes for Coca-Cola

so come on get out there and we do not want Coca-Cola issues we don't want them shortening up we don't want to have to worry about them closing down closing down production plans all right so radio.com chewing the fat

that is so weird because I need to go back to my emails and grab the link that I sent to see that I told you radio chewing I know. I think there's some kind of issue happening with the radio. So subscribe to chewing the fat on any platform except SoundCloud and possibly an exception of radio.com. Any other platform other than those two, you're good to go. This is so sad. I'm highly offended by radio.com.

All right, let it go. I know you're mad at Karen for, you know, one or along across the street. By the way, Karen, is that a new neighbor? Because I haven't heard her name before. Dude. So, we've been, it's officially been here about a year, you know. And the house straight across, that's the second family to buy that house. Before.

Yeah, that's what I thought. Yeah. Before it was, if you remember, you remember my neighbor in the front. He was doing that will get mad at me for not cutting the grass and he will cut my grass. Yeah, yeah. And I have videos of him of cutting my grass. Well, here's Karen, which I hope that when she's done with her lawn, Hey, Karen, come back on my lawn.

You're mad at her for mowing her lawn with a sweat, but she can go up with a yard. She's already violated the rule of, you know, social distancing. Okay. So might as well just complete and do my yard. It doesn't really violate that rule at all. She's in her own yard by herself. She's not supposed to be outside. You know what?

I think I even hear a drone with her with thermal cameras about to shoot her down. And when you see. I saw another story where they're busting people with drones now with night. vision. We've got the drones flying at night bust. Yeah. Did you see that one that was in Australia? There's like three people, three people on the rooftop. They're all hanging out. And Australia's like, took, took, took, took, took, too, too, mate. You're too close, mate. Go away, mate. What are you doing? They're in the roof. They're in the roof. I know. They're in the roof. I don't know if it was their own home. unless they're breaking the law of they're about to do a heist and they're like on top of the roof of a bank or a museum they're about to like rob it silly if they're in the roof of their home leave them alone i thought i thought it was okay for you to be home and last time i'm not on the roof not on the roof and not unless you're by yourself you're fine so so you got this is the second person yeah this is the second

By the house across the street. And then the neighbor, yeah, Karen's number two. And then right here, remember you guys remember that I called the cops. The guy next door. They got next door. He sold the house and there's a single guy living there now. And straight diagonal this way. Yeah, that's how he introduced himself to us.

I'm a single guy. If you're introducing yourself as a single guy, you know, I think we all know what that means. And. And diagonally, they're selling that home over there. Wow. Everybody's leaving me. I have a question. Yeah.

At what point do you think to yourself that I'm the issue? Is it me? Is it me? When the people... Do you think, are you cooking something that's smelling up the neighborhood? That's a little bit racist. That's a little bit racist because I'm cooking my Puerto Rican food.

That's not stinky food. I didn't say that. You know, I'm not cooking falafels or Indian, you know, halal or anything like that, I'm just cooking rice and beans and plantains, and that don't smell. And I think, oh, by the way,

oh, no, it does that. If your house smells after cooking plantains and your wife picked the wrong plantains. Yeah, it was my mother-in-law.

And yes, those fried plantains do have an aroma. Okay. I feel that if the neighbors to my left, they put a for sale sign in the front, then I believe that's when I grabbed the the bull by the horn says

oh it's not you it's me yeah I think we all gotta just go ahead and start thinking that uh go ahead and start to start believing that also another thing so the story that talks about email addresses and passwords that were dumped online from the National Institute of Health and Who and the Gates Foundation. If that's just allegedly, if we talk about it,

does YouTube, according to their CEO, they just take it down, right? Because it goes against Who recommendations. There's also a story that talks about coronavirus, very likely of an animal origin. No sign of lab manipulation says the who. So we could talk about that. That's good. I have to, if I think there's lab manipulation, then that gets taken down on YouTube now. Yes.

But as long as I'm okay with who recommendations and who telling me that it's okay, exactly, that it's okay. We can talk about it and it won't get taken down. Okay. Let's want to make sure I understand the rules. No problem. Congratulations to Netflix. I talked about it a little bit earlier today on Chewing the Fat with Pat Gray.

15.8 million new global subscribers in the last quarter, that's pretty good, just so you know. Yeah. That's not bad. And they miss the mark, though. The predictions were 5% higher of what they were, what they're now. Okay. That's why I sent you that story. By the way, I just stop you there for a second.

Oh my God. This is so annoying right now. Why are you so annoying today? Because you're pissing me off. This is what the problem is. Did I not see this story? This is why your neighbors move. Why?

because I want some recognition and appreciation. Is that why? Just because you, we've been over this. I don't want to go over it again. I'm tired of going on and over with you. Just know you roll. Anyway, Netflix, go ahead. What's your, what's your little 5% story?

Go ahead. They're supposed, there was a, no, hold on. No, because what I'm saying is they were supposed to meet whatever they meant. I got it. They're projections. Yeah. So that makes me think of all these new, Quibi and HBO Max, like how much dent is that going to make?

Absolutely. Because I know Quibi's not the best. Plus, on top of that. Right, Quibi's 90 days. The rest of them are all 30 days. Yeah, exactly. Because not that I've got CBS all access. No, I got that.

Showtime. And I got that. And I do have, by the way, I found the way. I'm not going to tell you how. Oh, come on. I'm not going to tell you how live on the air, but I will tell you off the air. Okay. I do have Disney Plus now.

I just got Disney Plus, and I'm not paying for it. So anyway, Netflix released their numbers, and of course they didn't meet their 5% mark, as was in the story that Chris sent. But they did talk about the numbers that people were watching their shows. Yes, yes. Spencer Confidential got 65 million, right? No, 85 million.

85 million households watched Spencer Confidential. That was okay. It wasn't bad. It was all right with Mark Wahlberg. It was okay. Did you like it? I kind of expected better. I wanted better, but it was okay.

So did you like it? Yeah, yeah. Okay. I watched more than two minutes of it. I watched the whole thing. Oh, so you qualify as a full watch? The Spanish language series of La Casa de Pepel. Ew.

What is it? La Casa de Papel. Yes, what I said. Also known as Money Heist. Money Heist. And that was okay. I watched it. It's got subtitles and stuff and I don't mind the subtitles. But the show

itself was okay. The series, it was all right. Even though it was in my native language, I could not get to it. I tried so hard. I finished episode two of season one and stopped watching. To be honest, I think I made it to three or four.

So you haven't watched the new season? It's still on my, it's still on my got a watch list. But I haven't gone back to it. And then they say 64 million watch Tiger King. Now, okay, I know. Because they talk about if the way they measure it, right, is two minutes. Two minutes, yes.

So if you watch a two minutes, that counts as a watch. Yeah. Because they believe, according to their analysis, if you watch something, two minutes, you are in for the whole long time. 70% of people watch the whole thing. Yeah. Okay. I know I take that back though here we go If you watch more than two minutes of a show on Netflix

75% of the people watch at least 70% of the show Okay, okay So three quarters of the people Watch at least 70% of a show If they make it past the first two minutes Yeah, I can see that happening because That's what happened when I watched Casa de Papel where I was the first episode

I was like, okay, let me give it one more try. I saw the second episode, I was like, okay, might as well just let it play and let me cook some dinner or something. I think that's why the numbers are bigger for Spencer's confidential because that's just one shot. One shot.

One shot of movie and you make it too. That's easy. Oh, absolutely. You're into that movie. Yes. You know, by a minute. But also as content creators, that is very challenging for us

because now you have to put your best foot forward in two minutes and try to keep them for that 70% of the show. And I want to see if that translates. I'm not so much for that happening on this show, but go ahead. And I want to see if that translates to audio format. If that is true for audio format. I feel that for audio format is much difficult for you to keep somebody to stay 70% of their full show if it's, you know, after two minutes.

And times are different with the podcasts, right? Because radio, radio, you had to keep them for the quarter hours. Yes, for the quarter hours, yes. You know, the quarter hours, which, you know, that's 15 minutes. But if you catch it, if you caught the, you know, if you catch the eight minutes, that gets into the quarter hours. It was really weird how they rated that. And then they decided that with the new rating system, that was appointment listening.

So you had to say, we'll be. talking to so-and-so at 25 minutes past the hour. Yeah. So people would appointment listen. And that's, you know, that's why you hear, started to hear all the radio announcers, you know, timestamp interviews, time stamp what was coming up, promo what was coming up the next hour. Because back in the day, you didn't want to do that. Because if you promo talking to Bill Johnson coming up, the people who don't give a flying crap about Bill Johnson are going away. Yes.

Right? So you didn't want to promote too far in advance. You wanted to have the people that didn't care about Bill Johnson there already. So that when Bill Johnson came on, they would just say, ah, I'm already here. I'm just going to stay here. That's, you know, old school radio coming at you, chewing the fat. All right, coronavirus update time. I was looking at the list of countries and total cases.

Worldwide, as of this recording, we have 2,592,402 total cases, 181,66 total deaths. Very sad. In the USA, we have 820,600 cases, 45,967 total deaths in the United States. But as I look down this list, Spain is number two. Which is why they, of course, canceled the running of the bulls. I mean, they're number two. They have over 21,000 deaths in Spain. They're not looking.

You know, they're looking to the future to get out of it. But Italy has more deaths than Spain. Spain has more total cases. But the top countries, Spain, Italy, France, Germany, UK, Turkey, Iran, China. You cannot tell me. I'm sorry. I don't believe it. I don't believe that China only has 82,788 cases and 4,632 deaths.

I don't believe it. I understand that the people in China may believe it or they'll get a bullet in their head. I got it. I understand it. I understand that we have to believe what China says because, you know, who and China are, you know, in bed together. I got it. but I don't believe it. You cannot tell me that Iran, Turkey, United Kingdom, Germany, France, Italy, and Spain, and the USA have more total cases than China.

I'll even give you that the United States has more cases than China. I'll give you that. Are you not going to answer the door? I don't give a flying crap about who's at the door. YouTube is coming to shut you down. All you've said for the last two minutes have been a violation, and I need you to answer the door because YouTube is coming. I'm pushing stuff down the toilet right now.

Oh, okay, okay. Okay, don't. Don't be right there. Jesus, stop, calm down. You cannot tell me that that is true. I don't believe it. I just don't. I just don't believe it.

Oh no. They stop knocking. We go through the TSA checkpoint. The travel numbers. Oh, yesterday when we dropped back down. Oh, no. 92,000, 8559.

So there's that. And I'm flying tomorrow, so I'll be, I'm going to count. I'm going to count the people in front of me. I'm going to actually, I'm going to really document my trip on video. And if you allow me, I will put it on you. YouTube to see how really and I'm going to swim by corridor A to see how the homeless people are doing. Then after I swim by corridor A, I'm going to go by my corridor E because I fly out of E for spirit. And I want to see the homeless. By the way, they're terminals. They're not corridors,

but you go ahead and call it whatever you want. I'll call what the hell I want. You're right. That's what I said. Thank you. And I'm going to do, I'm going to document because I feel that tomorrow I'm going to be part of statistics tomorrow I say 80,000 people are going to travel tomorrow it drops down to 80 again because we've it's been a week since it's been it dropped down under 90,000 to 87,000 one two three four five six seven eight yeah so it's been a week so I mean they're still hanging in there over over 90,000 and only a couple days over 100,000 but everybody's you know each day is over 90 if they go to 80 again I think the lowest will see you can quote me on that oh I think the lowest will see it

will be 70,000 travelers that'll be the lowest and will now go under 70,000 oh this starts breaking if it breaks below 80,000 holy cow all right so we have uh firefighters warning people not to sterilize the coronavirus face masks in the microwave you know what wanted to click on that story and read that why that is true because I don't know that that I can't believe that's not true we have the first at-home collection kit for COVID-19 tests excellent good we have a federal hospital analysis finds that nearly 50% are obese of the COVID-19 patients so half of the patients are obese that's America though I mean so hold on are you saying that fat people get fat people get COVID-19 so it was

So far is people with testicles, fat people, old people. And people smell of people who pass a gas. And people, okay. Yep, that's correct. And federal documents say that if restrictions are lifted, more than 300,000 are likely to die. All right, I want to see the firefighter story, though. Why is that not true?

Oh, oh, because they burn and they get on fire. Are you kidding? You could have put one in one in me. make too? I get the picture. Oh my gosh, I thought you were joking and I'm about to do a bit about it. I didn't do you were seriously. They left them in too long.

No, no. You do not put your mask. You do not put your mask on the microwave. Here's the deal. Go wash it in hot water, you know, boil it in hot water so you don't melt it. I know, well, according to the firefighters, I guess they overheat

quickly. It's a mask. Which would be start of fire. But I am just saying if they're cooking it too long, you get it in a quick 30 seconds. Oh, no, that's dead. That's dead. That's dead. 30 seconds, that's on fire. No way.

Go try it. Go try it. I want you to do a mask in the microwave for 30 seconds. I want you to do a YouTube video tutorial of you disinfecting your mask on the microwave for 30 seconds. We have an extra microwave in the garage. Use it. From the move. And I could do that so that in case,

you know, case something accidentally happens where the mask does catch up fire. Just make sure your Boy Scout is in the area so he can let the fire out. That's what they do. I mean, I have the fire extinguishers. No, just have your Boy Scout son. You know, he might as well just use something for that. That's a good point. This time I'm standing by.

Yeah. I don't know. That's a good point. Download and subscribe to more content at the blaze.com slash podcasts. We do have some crime stories that we didn't get a chance to get to on the podcast, or I mean on the radio portion of the podcast. Shh, don't tell anybody. Now you can tell them because they need to subscribe.

The man arrested for breaking into Disneyland. Okay, nobody's there. So I guess once you break into Disneyland, then what are you doing? Breaking into the stores inside the Disney Park? you're going to be waiting a long time for the ride to start if you're there for the rides. So he was seen jumping over the gate at the back lot and in Anaheim. Okay. Good luck.

God bless you, pal. Appreciate it. Have fun. We had a man breaking into a liquor store a couple times at one night. I mean, once you broke in the first time, take what you need and get the hell out. the second time you got greedy, you got busted. And a big surprise, we saw Mayor de Blasio, your favorite mayor from New York. We had a gang member that was released from jail.

He was arrested again. For ignoring social distancing restrictions, really. I mean, we put him back into jail for ignoring social distancing restrictions. He should have never left jail to begin with. We had the interview. You saw the interview with de Blasio, if you haven't. He was, you know, acting kind of distraught and really bummed that he couldn't believe that someone who had committed a crime and was in jail would get thrown back into jail once they let him out. It was just a surprise to him.

And his little dictator line to report on everybody, close down. They had to stop it. He got too many people sending him pictures of their genitals. Too many pictures. One picture. one of the pictures was a bowl of gummies in the shape of male genitals. He was reminded to put the body part in other body parts. I mean, people were not happy with his little lockup line at all.

So they went ahead and put that away. You know what? We don't need to do that. And of course we had, of course we have apologies. we have to apologize today for anything. Lou Lamont apologizes over a t-shirt. They had a t-shirt that bat-fried rice was on the t-shirt.

So it showed a Chinese takeout box and a pair of chopsticks with bat wings. Okay. And it said bat-fried rice. And who has this? What was the company? Lulamon. One more time?

60 bucks. Hold on. One more time of the company? Lulam. Nope. Lululemon. Lulam. That's what the name is.

Lululemon. L-U-L-U-L-E-M-O-N. Lul-A-M-O-L-L-L-O-M. That's what I said, Lul-Lu-Mun. Lul-A, that's what I said. Okay. Lul-L-L-E-L-L-E-N. I refuse to call it by the real name.

I'm not doing it. I've not doing it. In fact, if they're forcing me to do that, I want them to be. I want those shirts burned. I was going to be on their side and pissed that they have to apologize to the Bats right rice t-shirt. And now, if I have to call them, what is it? I hate them.

I don't know. I'm not doing it. I am not doing it. And of course we have Amazon. NBC's Katie Tour who has to under fire for her tweet about Kim Kim Jong-un is brain dead and then she deleted it okay well she posted the tweet and then realized

ooh he's probably maybe he's not brain dead so she deleted it sorry everybody else is reporting that he's sick what a bummer yeah I mean the networks do it all the time when they some some guy accidentally pushes the wrong button and the bottom scroll says, rest in peace. Jeff Fisher.

Jeff Fisher's not dead. Oh, we were just preparing for the time. We didn't mean to put that on the screen. Sorry. Okay. Didn't it happen with the Supreme Court Justice Ginsburg? Like Fox News killed her? Yeah.

Yeah. It happens. It happens. It does happen. So get our plus. It's Kim Jong-on. So what? Yeah, he's been dead for what, 20 years now?

So what? He has? Lulu Lemon. Luzamon, this is being off now I want them to burn for having a bat-fried t-shirt They got a troll because it was anti-Asian sentiment

It was a joke I'm so upset because that's going to be a shirt that I would definitely would have bought out of losing a man Heck yes Yes it's like yes and my wife was wearing the shorts from Forever 21 Forever 21 did a series of fake new shorts Yes

And they pulled them because journalists were like, we're not here to make be fun of. Their president called us the enemy of the state. And then Forever 21, pull them off. And that's when I order them because I'm like, no, there's no way you're going to pull that off. You should go to Lulamon.com and see if they're still available, the bat fried shirts.

Llemon Shop. And they deleted the post, but they might not have deleted the shirt. What's the shirt? It's from Lulamon. Yeah, but what does I say? Bat fried rice. Bat fried. Ooh, not there.

60 bucks, too. It's a little steep for the old bad fried rice t-shirt. From someone nobody even knows Lulamon. Oh, everybody knows Lululemon. They don't, though. I mean, they might know what's the name of them? Lululemon. Yeah, you might know them, but you don't know Lulamun.

This is the new company. It's not the same company. I don't know what else we got. We got to talk about Lester Holt. Congratulations. Apparently Lester does listen to Chewing the Fat. Does he? He's starting his little, I guess it's a twice-weekly newscast that's going to be six to ten minutes long.

So it's a quibby. Okay, okay, okay. It's a kid's edition. and the last episode he did a virtual zoo visit no one supports zoos more than chewing the fat and I guess Lester Holt now and Lester Holt trying to horn in on the little zoo backing back off the

Did you see the three penguins roaming around in South Africa or something like that? Zoo wars have started. Seriously, we're going to do zoo wars. There's all kinds of animals stories taking over the cities now. We have animals taking over different cities. It's incredible. More and more.

And you heard about it first here. We also hear since the lockdown, since they've shut down Yosemite, the bears are having more fun than ever, according to the Rangers. They're like, no people. Oh, yeah. Hey, boo-boo. We've got things to do. There's no more park rangers and no more people.

I know, well, that's kind of sucks, right. They got to actually work for food. Yeah, they actually have to be bears. Yeah, right. God forbid we actually let animals be animals, Yosemite Park. Yeah, can't have that. No.

Can't have that at all. And I don't know what else we could talk. I want to talk a little bit about sports too. I've meant to talk about this with Pat this morning. Maybe we'll do this on Friday with the NCAA. approving some more different rules, especially it works to the targeting rules, which is going to be great. Like if you get penalized for targeting now, you get kicked out of the game. But last year, you had to do the perp walk.

You get kicked out of the game. Oh, okay. You couldn't stay on the field. Yeah. So you've got to do the perp walk down the tunnel and back into the locker room. They were letting you stay on the field now. I have a feeling that as soon as we started calling it the perp walk, they did not like that.

And it's like we have, that has to go away. And they change some rules on some instant replay rules, which is good. So it takes a shorter time. The referees are supposed to pick up the pace a little bit. There's a reviewing, reviewing penalties.

And now this rule, I'm not sure that I like. So the clock rule regarding the instant replay, if the game clock expires at the end of, of a half. So that means going into halftime or the end of the game. And replay determines there was time remaining on

the clock should start on the referee's signal. There must be at least three seconds left with the ball should have been declared dead to restore time. If less than three seconds remain on the game clock, the half is over.

That's going to hurt. There's going to be a game or more than one game come down to a team losing because it's going to be less than three seconds on the game clock and instead of getting one more shot to score, games over.

You don't get another shot. There's going to only be two seconds left on the clock, so the half is over. Games over. We're going home. You lost. Have a nice day. You don't get one more play to try to have a Hail Mary. Good luck. God bless. Take care. It's going to happen.

going to happen. I know. I know. I want to get back to Lulamon. They had a T-shirt that had bat-fried rice on it. Maybe we should do that at the blaze. We should do our own bat-fried rice and tell

the rest of the world to you know up yours. How about you just make your own don't you have shirts and masks coming out in your website or something like that? Yeah. Do you know how I do? As a matter of And a side note from that, if we go back to, I think, January, when we first started hearing about the coronavirus and the Wuhan virus at that time it was called specifically, I wore a mask on the Pat Gray program when I was doing the show with him. and I put in a request that the Blaze make masks

with the Blaze logo, the show logos on them. That was back in January. That should have happened. Because I saw it happening. Just like the brothers who saw it happening and bought $17,000 worth of merchandise that they ended up having to give back to the state. And they just got done working out a deal with the state

that it was, Okay, and we won't buy stuff anymore to sell during a struggle. And they made it sound, I'm so angry for them. And they worked it out now. So they still look like bad guys for thinking ahead and trying to make a profit. Very, very wrong what they did to those brothers. Very wrong. Is that it?

Can I go? No, you definitely, I've been giving you the cut sign for the last 15. I thought you were just giving me the finger. No, that was. Oh, I'll give you the finger. you know what i'm giving you the finger but right now i need you to wrap it up i still got stuff to i can still go if you want no i do not want you i'm about to just press stop and cue music but i didn't get to the