Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 358 | Food Shortage Conversation, Economic Intercourse, & Texas is Re-Opening

Episode Date: April 28, 2020

Day 47 inside CQB: Is time to have the difficult conversation about what's coming in America. Don't worry things get better as the podcast rolls. Texas is opening up and Jeffy doesn't know what to do. Food shortage is coming to a city near you and here's the tough conversation. Joe Biden talks about "economic intercourse" and Jeffy is here to tell us what that is. Do you want to attend a CTF Virtual Happy Hour? We'll submit your name here: CTF VIRTUAL HAPPY HOUR Subscribe on YouTube Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

And now, a Blaze Media podcast. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. Wow. This mic is sounding really good today.

I'm going to have to talk like this for the podcast. Because there's some kind of new surface noise going on, though I'm not sure what it is. It's only day 47. in the bunker and we have a new surface noise air issue happening. I'm not sure what the problem is, but I do like the sound of this. Know what I'm saying? How about we chew some fat? Okay, I don't know what's happening, but I can continue to move closer to the mic,

like this and talk like this and pretend it's a movie promo. Or I can just, you know, talk like this. What is going on with this? Like, did someone move a button? Possible. Hold on. We're going to adjust this on here. Hold on.

Oh, shit. Oh, okay. I turned it that way. Does that sound better or worse? I'm not sure. I'm getting a thumbs up on the screen. That doesn't make me feel any better, to be honest with you.

when I see Chris Cruz giving me the thumbs up was like, sure, go ahead. Jump off that building. You'll be fine. Okay. No problem. Wait, there's four buttons on this microphone or four clicks, so hold on.

There's one click. Ooh, I don't like that one. That one is not good. Go back to that one. I kind of like that one. That's the one we were on. This is the one I was on before. Does it sound?

That sounds about right. Hold on. Okay. That's the far. one. Ooh, wait a second. That's the far. I kind of like this one. Hi, how you doing? Now we'll go back to the other two clicks. All right. This is like that. This is the one you gave me the thumbs up on. Is that all right? Hey, welcome to the Two and your Fat podcast. Whatever kind of surface noise sound system you have working in your headphones now, you're outwalking your dogs, your pigs, your chickens, whatever the hell, your fish, whatever you're walking, welcome to it. Thanks for coming along for the ride today. How many of you are excited about having the US Air Force do flyovers around the country with the blue angels? I am so

excited about that. What? What? Why are we flying the blue angels? Well, we're flying the blue angels and we're going to do that because we're honoring the honoring the health care workers and we're going to do that across cities all across America. I thought, you know, I could be wrong. There's that. And I bet you everybody's yelling at me right now because last time I checked,

the Blue Angels are with the Navy and the Thunderbirds are with the Air Force. Well, the United States Navy and Air Force are paying tribute. Okay. All right. They're paying tribute to the health care workers. And a sign of unity to them.

Americans so the Blue Angels and the Thunderbirds, okay, back off to the Air Force issues. My God, you work at the gate, okay? Don't worry about what the airplanes are doing. I'm going to stop you and correct you there when the Thunderbirds or the Blue Angels were in town. Guess who was in charge of protecting the stupid birds? No, well, you're in charge of protecting everything because you're at the gate. Me. You are literally the first respond.

because you're at the gate and that's most important. Anyway, we are, they're going to be flying around. That would make him so angry. I'm so happy that that did. Anyway, I kind of confused. I mean, I think this is Donald Trump's way of doing his parades that he wants to do. Hold on, I don't want you, I don't want you to blame this on Donald Trump. This is not Donald Trump.

Yes, it is. No, it is. I guarantee it is. It is not him. This is the last thing. He wants the parade in the parade of tanks and soldiers. And he does not want airplanes flying around. I guarantee you.

This is Donald Trump showing off the Thunderbirds and the Blue Angels. Oh my gosh. We have to find the quote. Now you know he's behind us. He absolutely is. There is going to be a recording of him calling up the judge. is there. Yes.

Yes. That's a beautiful thing. It's the most beautiful thing. We've got to show off our airplanes and give our health care workers show a sign of unity. And it's a great thing. And we're going to be doing flyovers. And we're excited to do it. I promised you this is his, this is his parade.

So anyway, we're getting Texas lifting the lockdown for its stay-at-home order to expire, well, to begin. expires Thursday night, starts Friday. 25% capacity for some businesses. Colorado, Minnesota, Mississippi, Tennessee are also opening up with letting a little bit go. Okay.

Some of the business aren't even going to open up. They're getting the go-ahead to open up, but it's not worthwhile for them to open up at 25% capacity. Right? I mean, the movie theaters are saying, ooh, hey, not so fast. Not so fast. And we talked a little bit about that yesterday, right?

Why, even if they open, A, are they going to all get 25% capacity? I doubt it. Maybe the first couple days because people are stir crazy. Maybe, maybe. But not every place. And they're still saying that some of the places can't open. I think it's time to say,

you know what, if it's up to you, right, it's up to you. Barbershops, hair salons, bars and gyms must still remain closed.

Okay. He hopes to, here in Texas, they hope to open those up in mid-May. So we actually are looking, I think my prediction is coming pretty close,

right? We open up now. We open up now. You know, Friday, okay, this weekend. And they still have to have a couple weeks of seeing how it goes. And then they have to have time after that to see how that goes, how that went, right?

So now you're looking at, he's saying mid-May for these other shops, more like probably the third week in May. Then you're going to have a couple of weeks of that. And then you're going to have a couple of weeks to see how that went July 4th. So my question to you is, and I've been holding this question since yesterday, what is the first thing you're going to do on Friday? Are you still going to be thinking I have to be inside or are you going to go outside? I don't know. I don't know the answer to that question because I've been thinking about that. I know what I'm doing.

It's funny you asked, I thought about it all day yesterday. Today, you know, we joked around about making the appointment for the haircut. stuff but yeah uh you know i i don't know well you can't you still can get a haircut so that you can't do that on friday right so that's all that's how yeah that's so i was thinking i was thinking about getting an elective surgery okay just going in oh i was just going to go in i was going to do that i was going to do that i was going to be like hey i would like to get you know my earlobe sucked in a little bit more oh thank god you're open i need to get this body part removed yes that's Yes, yes.

So people actually have been waiting for their elective surgeries. It's not been funny. Honey, it's just the third finger. Just make it work. It's been, it's been 47 days without that surgery. Do you really need it? Laying on the living room floor.

Can you come and get him now? I mean, but I don't know. I was thinking about it. I was thinking about it. It's still kind of scary. I was either, I had three options.

I was going to go to the club, but then wait a minute. The clubs are not open, so that went off. Then I was going to go see a movie, but here's the thing. Movies are not coming out yet. The movies are the movie theaters or the ones that were same of the movie theaters when this lockdown happened 47 days ago. So why am I going to go to movies? That makes no sense.

I think I saw a story and I didn't read it and I have it in some kind of fat pile somewhere about what the movie theaters are going to be releasing and how they're going to be releasing it. Yeah. I was actually saving it to, you know, add to, you know, the fat pile. But right. I mean, you have movie theaters and restaurants, malls, museums, libraries, all those churches that are, you know, can open. Yeah.

At 25%. At 25%. So I was going to think of going to a restaurant. And then here's the thing. What restaurant am I going to go to? Am I going to waste it at a fast food joint? I'm going to go in a restaurant, restaurant like. Texas to Brazil or a steakhouse or Chile is going to Caraba's worth the 25%

Absolutely. Carabas hell yes. Oh yeah and then that's another thing too is another reason why I want to go I want to see these rules I want to see the 25% now does the 25% include employees or is it 25% capacity on customers that's 25% of occupancy, right? Okay, so does occupancy... If that's the case, then it closes. I mean, it counts the workers, right? That's what I... And that was the next question is like...

That's a good... I'm not sure about that. That's a good question. So, am I going to be outside waiting with a pager in the car? But hey, Mr. Chris, just take these pages to the car, we'll page you, and that's when you...

That's when we get to 22%. And you come in. Is my pager in a bucket of disinfectant? No, no, no, it's the same pager we've been using for, you know, a while now. But don't worry about it, sir. You know, my name is Ashley, and I've been cleaning this for like 47 days. It'll be fine. You'll be fine.

Just don't lick it, don't put it in. You know what? Might as well bring your own gloves and, and I don't know. I'm really curious to see this restaurants being open. That's the one thing I want to, you know, do I go to the sushi bar? Are people going to be scared to go get sushi? Oh, I think so. They were scared to get sushi before we went to lockdown.

Right. So now after the lockdown, are we going to be like, well, I don't want, you know, Kung Fu Chow over there to get me sick? So do I go over there and eat me at the sushi bar or the habachi grill? Because I want, you know, old man get me all sick. Plus, how much is it going to cost? If we have shortages, like they're saying, is going to happen, starting on Friday, by the way, that all the,

the reports are saying that starting Friday there's going to be meat shortages so I mean I want to talk about that too I'll talk about it with my you're going to have some stuff in the I mean I hope you have stuff in the freezer I talked about that with my in-laws probably like an hour and a half ago which is why I told you hey let's do 11 30 I mean let's do at 11 recording a little late I was just sitting here too well sorry we're doing a family meeting to figure out how we're going to do this with the you know shortage of meat so do we need to buy more animal. Shut up.

So, let me go ahead. What do, like, we were talking about I haven't bought meat in a year. I haven't bought meat

in a year. So do I buy now in case my game meat is over and then, you know, introduce that meat

that I bought? Well, why would your game meat be over? Because I'm running out. You know, it's time for me to go hunt again.

I know, we'll go down to the ranch and get your, get your meat, bro. Yeah, but we can because there's old people down there, so we're not allowed to, where the meat, what the animals is to us to kill, we can't go because there's two old people there. But you can't. You can't keep your distance.

That's not possible. Yes, it is. That's not possible. It is. They're going to come out and then we're going to, no, that's not. I don't hunt shoulder to shoulder. You don't, but the one thing is going to happen. Unless you're on the blinds.

Yeah, there you go. Then you are. But you're not out walking in the woods shoulder to shoulder. You know, that house where we have all the animals are like locked down like the presidential. You go in. I know. I know. I know.

I know exactly. I mean, I get it. So. And I understand that it would be, it would be difficult task. Yes. To go and keep social distancing. What are you doing for this? Are you really believing that we have some shortage?

Are you getting prepared? Oh, I bought, I bought eight extra. freezers. My power bill is now $8 billion a lot. You know, I have solar panels so I can, you know, I have solar panels. I mean, that's the problem with the microphone. The house is now vibrating from the

freezer engines that I have. We were wondering what was happening and we just nailed it right there. I forgot about the 800 freezers you have going on. The garage. The house is shaking. It's like, we're in an

earthquake. No, honey, this is the 800. freezers we bought. Yeah, they're all not full yet. When I start filling them up, it'll come a bit. Oh, okay, okay. But right now they're just on.

Once they get everything frozen and everything's fine, the weight's gone. You'll just ever so often, you'll feel a little. But right now, they're all running. But what are you doing? You know, like, okay, I have my, you know, my paycheck supply.

I have all that stuff. But what, do we just sit here and wait? That's the thing. That's the thing. that is upset in me is, do I sit here and wait for the shortage? Is there anything I can do right now for the shortage not to happen? No, you're 47 days too late. Right.

Shoot. Right. And you know all that extra meat that you purchased 30 days ago? Yeah, that's gone. Yeah. Yeah, that's gone. Remember, you were supposed to keep that cut up and rotated. Yeah.

You're supposed to have only one hamburger instead of five. Yeah, that didn't happen. No, it didn't happen. Yeah, I know I'm supposed to have one now, but I cook an extra four. I mean, I mean, that's where you're at. You know, and this whole thing is pretty cool. I've never been a prepper. I don't ever call myself a prepper.

But this one thing that I get, I guess I could get out of this whole being locked out for 47 days is that rationing, though, what you just said. Okay, so I'm going to prep for this week. And then we're going to cook two burgers today. two burgers tomorrow let's see what's on Wednesday okay by Wednesday okay let's adjust

let's thought one piece of this and let's dude I'm here like a scientist trying to figure out okay so if I thought this now I bring that stuff home I know I bring that stuff home

and it's like okay well we're gonna you know we'll cut it up we'll all have a burger a piece right stop it I know and oh oh don't do

okay so I bought six cans of tuna should we prep the six cans of tuna today or should we We just do two a day and then get it from there. Two cans of tuna a day. Oh, what are you living on a yacht?

Oh, I mean, you get one can. Oh, one can. Okay. What about the Vienna sausage? Can I at least have two slices of bread, maybe. Maybe two slices of bread. No, I think we're going to take one slice of cut it in half. Yes, it's one slice you cut it in half.

And what we did is we bought, since we want to have extra burgers, we bought the, you know, the storage unit. size of hamburger buns. And those are your sandwiches, yeah. Those are for sandwiches, it's for one and all. It's all of everything. And the Vienna sausage, you know, they come, it's five, five, no, six inside the can. So it's one can a week.

So you get one Vienna sausage a day. And so you only can skip one day and then you can get your Vienna sausage. Ridiculous. Yeah. Ridiculous. I mean, and are we, I hope I pray. I hope it pray seriously. that you don't have to live like that.

And by you, I mean you, the listening audience. If you do, I understand. Absolutely. I understand. And I don't know what I'd do. If I had to actually count down, you know, everybody gets half a burger today. And that's, and then for lunch, we're going to split a can of Campbell's. And, I mean, horrific.

And horrible. That's not saying that we don't. That's being lucky that you have a can of campus. That's what I'm saying. And then this is not like we can't afford. It's not like we don't have the money. And it's not that we can't go out. It's just that when we go out, there is nothing there.

Right. So the point is not like, oh, you know, we lost our jobs. Or the bank is not taking, it's not allowing us to swipe our cards. No, the problem is we have the money. We have the ability to go out. We can go out. So when we go out, we go to the store, there's just, you know, that one Vienna sausage with hot and spicy that nobody likes.

And then there's that chemo that nobody likes and the cauliflower pizza that nobody likes. But that's the only thing there, so you better take it. Oh, no, you take it. You take it. I mean, you end up with, you know, cauliflower pizza with spicy Vienna sausages on it. Yeah, and chemo. And now you're living like kings. Oh, absolutely.

And then that's when you throw the party. I mean, it's frightening to think about. It is. It is scary. But it's something. I'd rather play around with my microphone and see how it sounds different. If I lean like this and turn the switch it this way, then think about that. I know, but it's something, that's a hard conversation.

Everybody has to have. No, they don't. Okay. All right. No, they don't. Don't. You can't make me have that conversation. You can't.

I just did. We just did about 18 minutes about this. How we can delete that, though. Okay. I know. I feel like I'm breaking, chewing the fat rules right now. All right. I'm breaking, chewing the fat rules, and I apologize.

Okay, I know. I'll get back into the rule books soon. But I always, Chris, this is Chris's fault. I'm blaming you. He's got me thinking about food and depression and shortages. I just don't know what. If you are at the point, when do we get to the point of going to the pantry and saying, you know what?

That can of many spicy hot dogs, we're going to cut up and we're going to cut up and we're going to make, put in a bowl, a pan of water on the stove, but we're going to cut those up real small, we're going to pour those into the pan, and we're going to mix a little salt in there, and we're going to heat it up, and that's what we're having for dinner and lunch for the next two days. Because we so many of us, so many of us,

we're fat Americans. We eat when we want to. Yes. Eat when we want to. We're on the fat American diet. Are we hungry? hungry no you just bored perfect it just happened to us right now i'm sitting here we're recording i look next there's a cliff bar and i was like oh i want a cliff bar and the one that i have is a

chocolate chip cliff bar i yell at my wife hey can i get the brownie cliff bar bring me the caramel one with you yes and then she brings it here i'm about to have lunch in about 45 minutes like a real, you know, cook lunch. So I could have waited. I could have just sat here. Absolutely. I could have waited. You could have waited another two days.

Fisher, in this podcast, I talked about that I fasted for three days. I did not die. No, it doesn't look. So it's possible. I'm bringing my own rules. We've got to stop this because you're bumming me out. You're bringing me down. I'm sorry.

But, okay. I know I'm bringing you down, but this is a conversation someone has to have. And you blame me, I blame two other people. I blame Elon Musk and Thomas Massey. Okay, I can blame them too. Because, you know, they're being on social media. And when Elon Musk and Thomas Massey are singing the same tune about what is coming, dude. And Jason Buttrue, I blame him.

and Jason Buttrill I'm okay with letting Jason with blame and Jason too I know I know you listen to the podcast you are about and I'm going to tweet this out to you you're about three tweets away from being muted

not blocked because we are fellow co-workers but you don't block people you're right I'm sorry I'll take that back you don't block people we mute them or unfollow them but he's not there yet

but you're about three tweets and I'm going to mute you you bog me down every time I open my Twitter and Twitter knows this. Twitter knows that as soon as I open my app and I refresh it, Jason Bottsville just said something, quote, tweet, and I read his tweet, the quote tweet, and I just went down the rabbit hole, read the comments, read the story.

I'm bummed. I know, I know. And it happens to all of us. Are we going to have another CTF virtual happy hour? I feel that before we, I mean, are we free on Friday? This Friday? I'm free. Is the world free on Friday?

Or do we need to have a happy hour? If I say, let's see what happens on Friday. Let's see if we really are allowed to go outside. If poop hits the fan. Oh, you're going to be allowed to go outside. Oh. You're going to be allowed to go outside. They already said that.

But what happens if you're the 26% at the restaurant? You walk in and you say, oh, man, I am. looking forward to get myself some yum, yum food from Bill's burgers. And you walk in and you sit down and you say, Mindy, tell Bill I'm here. I want my, I want my burgers. Surprise. Wait, what happened?

What happened? Why did you shoot that guy on table 12? He was the 26%. So you can go out. Don't worry about it. Don't worry about it. Right. Now, come on again.

Don't worry about it. Oh, sorry. Sorry. That's a different gunshot. Is that the 26% rifle or something? Yes. Yes. It is the 26%.

And it's funny because it was uploaded on March 26th. So that is the 26th rifle. Oh, okay. New weapons for the lockdown. Or for the... Yeah, that's a new weapon. I like that's a hard weapon. I'm...

I, you know, you know, might as well, you know, promote something in this podcast. Because we're just bogging ourselves out. We just... I know. So all I say is... I'm so sorry. I really am.

I'm so sorry. Be prepared. Mute Thomas Massey. Mute Elon Musk. Definitely mute Jason Butrell. And just... You know, I saw myself on Instagram and I saw your wife. She's been posting a lot of stuff.

I saw a bunch of girl posting. So I decided to just started following... hot girls to kind of like mix in my coronavirus and so right now feel a little bit better yes and i'll tell you what the uh the hot girls and i put those in parentheses that are used to being ogled and ogled on the streets are dying for attention oh absolutely they are dying absolutely man tic-tok and instagram is exploding with these hot chicks and hot guys. And hot dudes, yeah.

Anybody that's had was used to being oogled and ogled. And we're pissed, Fisherby. Why are you cat calling me? How dare you? Me too. Don't you dare look at me like that? And now they're like, can you look at my butt? Can you please double tap it?

Double tap for love. Just let me lead into the camera. to push start on the record button with my top down. Oops. I dropped my spatula. I was making cupcakes for you guys. Oops. Don't look at me.

I haven't colored my hair in 30 days. But let me bend over and pick this up and let you see what I've been doing in my kitchen. It's, everybody. It's unreal. It's unreal. To the point that new accounts are popping now before. So like there's, you know,

There's the go-to accounts. It will have the go-to accounts. And if I see, seriously, if I see another freaking headline, and some of the websites are in and on it with them. Oh, really? They're dying for the, they want the clicks. So it's all, you won't believe what. Yes.

Like has done in their backyard since the lockdown. And in their backyard, they're in their bikini, run and through a sprinkler, yep, grilling something, making a drink, icing up, trimming the hedges, whatever. it is, they are all dying for it. Oh, yeah. It's like we've been talking about Fisher. How many concerts have we had in the last 47 days? Oh, a thousand everywhere. Everybody. Everybody. How many times have we been? That's true. We have had a bunch of people are trying to perform.

Yes. The Stone song from the Gaga thing, what number one on Spotify. Dude, right now, if you open up your Instagram, if you have Instagram, you open up your Instagram. Guess what Instagram is doing right now? They're raising money. And one of their stories is donate. I'm sorry. I thought we were at a place where we need to save our money. Why am I giving my money

away? Well, there's a lot of people. Look, there are a lot of people in need. They haven't gotten. The stimulus checks. They're out of work. I know we love to talk about the people that are out of work and making more money than they were making with unemployment and stimulus

money than they were when they were. working. I'm sure that's true. I feel like that's not the overall amount of people. I feel like the overall amount of people are really struggling. If you lost your job and you have your unemployment check, if you were able to get an unemployment check and you got your stimulus check, I mean, you aren't thinking to yourself, well, I'm not going to go back to work. Yeah. Yeah. You're thinking to yourself, I mean, I feel like the overwhelming percentage of people, we got to get back to work. Oh, I think so, too. You know, there are so many times you can run around the block to try to forget your current situation.

Yes. I can only try to run that 26.2 mile marathon in my backyard. For so long. Yeah. And by the way, once again, Americans have been stuck at home on an average of 43 to 47 days without going outside. And yesterday you talked about it that up it was like up to 90% of Americans were locked down inside their home. Shoot. It's time.

Don't shoot. Don't use the, don't use the rifle. I can't say the real word. Don't use the 26% rifle yet. I can't use the word. But like it is time seriously. And people getting arrested. I feel like we're just talking in circle.

It's just it is time for us to go back to normal. It is all this stuff that is happening and I just don't know what to do. I think we have a May 1st virtual happy hour on Friday night. May 1st? Yeah, we just, when we do, at least maybe this would just put one, just show up. Okay. And we'll talk a little bit and we'll see how everybody's doing. We'll see if they're ready to, you know, we'll have our, we'll have our 26 percentile rifle ready and we'll have our regular handgun ready just to, you know, dang people if they get a little loud and obnoxious on the beach.

Okay. but maybe we just do that. I feel like what. If you listen to a podcast. If we do that on Friday, May 1st, we'll, you know, you get some things off your chest. Yeah. If you have an issue, hold up a sign or, you know, pull up your sweater. And I'll go to you.

Whoa. And I'll go to you if you pull up your sweater. All right. So if you listen to the podcast, there's a link at the bottom of the podcast. Click on that, fill out the form. and we'll send you a link for the happy hour on May 1st Friday night. All right. Because it's got to be a new thing, a whole new thing.

We can't use the same one before. No, we're going to use the same link. Okay. So if you were here last time, if you were here last time, I'm going to send out to, yes, if you clicked on it last time, I'm going to send it out to that, to the same people. But if you did not get a chance to click on it last time, click on it now. We'll wait. First name.

email. Answer the next three questions. Can't you type any faster? I know. Answer the next three question and say yes or no question. It's no brainer. Hit submit.

Oh, I just got it. Thank you, Susie. John Beckham. Same thing. We'll do it at 6 p.m. Central, 7 p.m. Eastern here in the, you know, seven web.

I'm not giving any, you know, foreign country times. And not yet, but he will. Not yet. I will on social media. Yeah, he will. He will. And those of you that follow me on Twitter at Jeffrey JFR, Instagram, Jeff Fisher Radio.

Maybe I'll, I don't know that I'll put a bikini on today on my Instagram, but you know, you never know. Okay, let's do a quick, I know, let's do it. You know what? I'm just, we're going to move on. I've got to take a, take a breath. Just talking to the microphone, okay? And I want you to breathe easy because we're going to do a coronavirus update,

but I want you to know that you need to just relax, take a breath and know that it'll be okay. It'll be fine. Just gnaw on a little bit of fat for a little bit. That's funny. Yeah, no. Don't joke. Don't joke.

Just gnaw in a little bit. I don't want you to bite a piece off. Just gnaw it a little bit. So while you're subscribing to chewing the fat, those of you listening, Blaze Radio Network or any other entity that's listening to this where you don't have to be a subscriber, subscribe to chewing the fat. Pick a platform. Whatever platform warms little cockles of your heart and subscribe to chewing the fat. Okay? Very simple.

Just subscribe. That way, when the show ends on Blaze Radio Network or whatever other little... have a little network as airing, chewing the fat, without having to be a subscriber, know that the show continues. And today, we're going to really beat up on someone else at this very network, who has made me very, very angry. But first, let me give you the coronavirus update. We did go over a million here in the USA, as predicted yesterday, late yesterday afternoon,

as predicted here on this podcast. Worldwide, we're at the time of this recording, 3,999,395 total cases. Wow, 213, 621 total deaths worldwide. In the USA, as of this recording, we are over a million total cases with 57,000 over 57,000 deaths. China has six new cases. so good for them. Right. We talked yesterday about how travel has gone way down.

So the TSA checkpoint travel number, the total travel numbers have gone way down, but they are starting to pick up from the low point where they were. So yesterday we had 119,854 people go through the TSA checkpoint. And I was one of those. So you're welcome, America. I'm trying to start this stupid engine again. Get the engine going again. And by the way, it's an update.

I'm flying again, Fisher. I got the itch for it now. I'm going to fly again. Tickets are 44 bucks round trips to almost anywhere in the country. So I'm flying out again. I want this baby to start rocking and more climate change crap. Aren't you just Mr. Big Bucks? Mr. I got money.

I don't need food in my freezers. There's no rationing on here. I am tired of being afraid. I'm going to fly. I will not like no doorknobs or, you know, do some nasty stuff like that. But I am tired of living in fear. I'm just going to start. Well, let me ask you a question.

Do you have, do you, now, they originally, the CDC told us that you had to have a fever, cough, and shortness of breath were indications. that you might have to interrupt. But they've added six more conditions now. They did. They did. So, and I meant to get to this yesterday because some of you may have had these six conditions and not known it. So, you know, I hope that's not true.

But chills, repeated shaking with chills. Okay. Muscle pain, headache, sore throat, and a new loss. of taste or smell. Because you already lose the taste of smell before. Right. And then have the fever or the cough.

So once you get past that and you start thinking, oh, no problem, I can taste that Vienna sausage spicy now. It tastes fine in the soup. You may lose it again. So then you're back to. and no taste so you don't want that you do not want that

and you don't have any of those right no I do have a little sore throat I have a little sore throat and that's about it I've been checking myself on the fever I don't have no fever

and I feel like huh burn some breath no but that's just because I'm fat you know I just move too quickly and then who shit not done that.

I know. They got up so bad. That's why there's no running. I don't run. I guess like hurry out now. You go ahead. I'll get there when I get there. Just don't wait on me.

Just don't wet on me. They don't. They just stop. And by the way, I know people are going to get upset. So I'm just going to not talk for a second. Hold on. Have you seen this whole thing about economic intercourse? Have you seen that?

I just want to be clear that. I am very familiar with any story that have used the term intercourse. Okay. I want to know what is economic intercourse. I would get much more engaged in the world. We can't step back. If in fact, for example, we solve the problem in the United States, America, and you don't solve it other parts of the world, you know what's going to happen. We're going to have travel bans. You're going to not be able to do have economic intercourse around the world. There's a lot. Look, when

Wait, wait, wait. What, Joe? When America has economic intercourse around the world, there's a lot. Look, when America. I want to know what is this economic intercourse. Really, you do know what it is. What is it? Seriously?

Yeah, I don't know. All the countries are doing business with each other. And you're taking care of this. Is that the official term? That's the official Joe Biden term. Okay, okay. Because like when I saw economic intercourse, I was like, oh, has Jeffrey not seen the Twitter feed yet?

Is he still stuck on the seven picture of your role? The sad thing is when I heard that originally, I do exactly what he was talking about. That's sad. That is sad. There wasn't a split second where I went, economic intercourse, what is he talking about? I know exactly what he was talking about.

And then I went to the jokes, but I knew where he was at. I guess you could do call him middle class Joe because he can talk. you know, about, you know, what's going to happen? We're going to have travel bans. You're going to not be able to do have economic intercourse around the world. This is so bad.

It's so bad. All right. Oh, man. So we also have the coronavirus update. And speaking of intercourse, U.S. doctors, having found that the virus kills half as many women, right? there's killing more men than women. Yes. All right.

So now they have started giving men estrogen in hopes of boosting their immune system. Now, I look. That's like literally castrating slash cutting guys balls off. Whatever. No, no, that's not what it is. It's giving you estrogen. I don't know what you're, there's no mention in that story of any cutting, any removal of anything. All I'm saying that they just want that beta guy instead of that alpha guy.

So is this, could this be a ploy to get rid of beta? I mean, to get rid of alpha males and put beta males? Absolutely. I want Alex Jones on this. I feel like chewing the fat just cracked something. Yeah, absolutely. That's exactly what it is, man. How about, no.

How about we say no to that? But if you are in the middle of, I mean, are you taking the estrogen? Yes. No. Oh. No, yes. No. Seriously.

If I'm in. If you are. And the doctor tells me that I have to take what? We give you estrogen. No. Well, then nice knowing you. Take care. Estrogen, please.

Download and subscribe to more content at theblease.com slash podcasts. We've got a couple things to get to, but first and foremost, I'm going to start with Stubergear. All right. A, you know I do not like the man, period. And what he's done the last couple days is nothing short of just doing something to piss me off. And it's very aggravating. All right.

His little, he did it on his little social media accounts. He did it on the Pat Gray program. He did it on the Glenn Beck program. And it's all to piss me off. Mr. Word Police, Mr. Upset that Michael Jordan's documentary has too many f-hs in it. Shut up. Mr. Word Police. Mr. I can't take it.

When did ESPN start airing F or? When did that happen? Their conversation, day-to-day conversation, they followed Michael Jordan around. And that's his normal speak. Just like about, I don't know, 90% of the people I know that use the F word in conversation. Now there's a, and I say this, knowing that there is, you know, in quotation marks, time and a place. But you talked about

the Glendac program about shows and nudity and it's you know, it started out on HBO and Showtime with their, you know, paid TV. Well, I got news for you. ESPN and Netflix. Those are all pay TV

too. Okay? That's not just regular network television. So that's what you're getting. And as far as the nudity and sex goes in these shows, skip past the first couple episodes and then they're gone. Because what they do, we may have talked about this before too, but what they do on a lot of these shows is they give you all-out,

all-out war, the first couple of shows, language, sex, nudity, all of it. And then they do that for a couple of shows. So guys, you know, I'm hooked. I'm in. And then it goes away. And you just get a tease of what would have been all out in the first show, just a tease in episode number four and episode six. So you're still thinking in your head, episode one.

But that's not what you're seeing. So just get past the first couple episodes. You're fine. And as far as the word police goes, I have been a proponent of, and I am anti-word police. I can't take it. I can't. I know there's a time and a place.

I get it. I really do. How can there be a time and a place if you're not word police if you're just watching a show? Okay. Well, if I'm sitting at a business meeting, I'm not watching a Netflix show, am I? No. No, I'm not. So...

Wait, are you telling me that because you had a business meeting, you're not going to drop the N-word like Papa John's day? Is that wrong time, please? Yes. Okay. So I could drop the N word. I'm not in the word, please. But if you did, I'd be okay with it.

Well, yeah, I'm brown, so I'm allowed to drop the N word. That's not really true. But I'd be okay with it, right? I mean, seriously, I would be. I would not, I may take a look at you and go, dude, what are you doing? But I'd be, I would, that'd be it. That's the farthest down the word police road up going. Dude, what are you doing?

Okay. And that's it. And that might not even do that. I was going to say, I feel like you're just not going to acknowledge it. It happened, but I'm not going to acknowledge. Oh, my God. That, for sure, I know you will do. You will take it far.

Did he just say, he said the N word? Oh, let me say this word. Let me say this word. And then I just sprinkle this one on top of it, too. Is that enough? I'll go. That's true. That is absolutely true.

I'm ready for that. And I love that. Darn it. But not everybody is Jeff Fisher, though. If everybody was Jeff Fisher, this world will be a lot smoother. Thank you. You thought I was going to like trash you, didn't you? You did because you stopped.

By the way, the Idaho mom. You know, the Idaho mom got arrested. Oh, come on. Do not bog me down with fact. She did have a warrant, didn't she? That little bitch forgot to pay her. Oh, no. No, no.

No, she didn't. As far as I know, she didn't. All right. I'm going to all excited, by the way. I was, oh, that would be the lead story. I know. I know. You're right.

You're right. You're right. But this is almost, I could have led with this, too. is that she apologized. Oh, no. Refusing to leave the playground. What are you doing? I definitely want her to have a warrant now.

She was on edge with constant stress. Why? I'm sorry. The police department should be apologizing to you. Thank you. The cop that arrested you because you not only got detained, you got detained and arrested. And now you have a charge in your criminal history.

It just, I just really, no. No, you do not apologize. What's that quote that Dana has pinned to her Twitter? No, I don't know what Dana has pinned to her Twitter because I know what I always say. She has a tweet, you know, on her account that literally talks about what we just talked about. I never bet to me to the rage mom. Yeah, Dana Lash. Yeah.

Dana Lash. Jeff Fisher. I don't know. Dana could copy me all she wants. I know. Who's the one with a pen tweet? We always go back to this. You know what? That's just, that's a mirage. Oh, okay, okay, okay.

That's her way of making people believe it was her line. Whatever. Okay. That's why every time you say that line, Dana Lash. Right. That's what happens. And that just makes it seem like she was the one. Okay.

She was the one. Like I said, it makes it seem like she was the way. But you don't do it. No, you don't do it. You just don't, especially that. You've already been arrested. Yes. They've already made you the kick toy.

Now, there could be a back deal. They want to make her the example. Let's make her be the example. Let's have her apologize. so other moms don't do it, but on the back end, they know it was like, just do it, please here. You can have the right wing of the police department. You can do whatever you want with that.

You get out of jail free cards. You know, you get a little bit of settlement money. Please don't sue us. But we need you to go out there and apologize. Maybe. Maybe, maybe. This is not an excuse for my behavior. part of what happened.

Okay. I never thought a major comment made to you out of frustration would create such a divide. Well, you know what? Stop. There was no divide. I'm sorry. America stood by you. Yes.

And you know why? I want her arrested again. And want America to turn her back and say now, stay in jail. Because now you, now I'll be more divided. Now I want her arrested. And I want her kids. It's taken away. I want to spend time by herself for the next 47 days.

Wow. I want her own house arrest with ankle monitors and a patrol car right in front. And as soon as she comes out, as soon as she comes out and she just opens that door. You should have apologized. I told you that. I don't do that. Thank you.