Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 360 | Chick-Fil-A Meal Kits Are Coming & Britney Spears Burns Down Her Gym

Episode Date: April 30, 2020

Day 49 inside CQB: People are getting tired of being home and Texas is READY to open it's doors. Once again police departments makes the news and once again the police goes too far. Jeffy has a business idea after learning that Chick-Fil-A will be selling meal kits for people to buy. Jimmy Fallon and Kate Hudson are on the news and it gets weird after Kate drops some knowledge from 2007. Do you want to attend a CTF Virtual Happy Hour? We'll submit your name here: CTF VIRTUAL HAPPY HOUR Subscribe on YouTube Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

And now, a Blaze Media podcast. Dear non-essential employees, we, the essentials, know that you're coming back tomorrow, May 1st. We're happy to have you. But please understand, the highway hasn't been backed up since you guys left, and the average speed everywhere has changed to 93 miles per hour. Please don't mess this up. Just a little note from the non-essential. Saying hi, look, just so you know, if it sounds weird today,

it's because we're having some kind of technical issues. I have to talk about it because it's driving me insane. I've moved a thousand things in the bunker. I've changed cords. I'm going to have a new cord on the way. Amazon, however, believes my cord is a non-essential cord, so it can get here in two weeks. So I'm hoping that perhaps they will have it at another particular store.

You know, what's funny is I feel that since we're about to hit, you know, day 49 today. Yeah, this is day 49. I feel that the cord and the equipment is saying, bra, you're only supposed to use me, you know, once or twice a year. You've been using me for 49 days straight, nonstop. Can you please stop using me? I feel that this is the time where all the technology are going to start protesting. They're like, we're not meant to do this. Okay.

I mean, I'm going to have to do a whole new thing now and it's really agonizing because now I'm going to set up a whole new thing. Now you can go back. You don't need to be in your house anymore. Well, it's funny you say that because, you know, Texas opens. up in less than 12 hours. In less than 12 hours, Texas opens up. So does that mean that, does that mean that me and you go back to work? It kind of opens up. Like I said, it opens up, you know? Kind of opens up. I'm Friday morning. You're going to hear gunshots and I'm just going to go down the street, do a couple of donuts, shoot up, party, lick every doorknob, knock out every doorknob,

and I'm good to go. The COVID-19 is over. I mean, we still have places all around the country that are not opening up, right? And even in Texas, right? The lady, the salon lady, is fighting Dallas to stay open. They're saying they're going to find her, throw her in jail. The dog people next door are the ones that are complaining. I say, I'm not one for boycotts, but I say boycott the dog place. What the hell? What is the dark place? Is it a, dog grooming Oh, grooming They can be open

Yeah, because I can't go get a haircut Yeah, because you can't Dogs can get it Or you can't get it from a dog Because everybody can be vaccinated When there were puppies And we covered this a long time ago

There's a coronavirus Vaccination for Fluffy I mean, There's a coronavirus Vaccination for Fluffy So Fluffy But that lady, man,

She better stand her ground She better She is Did you see the video what upset me about the whole video is that there's a camera crew. I thought we were social distancing. Why is there four different camera crews with reporters, people with cell phones out, everybody's recording? Like, did we call a hotline and said, hey, we're about to serve Texas? This is her fault.

This is her fault because of her wanting to be open and have her employees. earn a living and her being able to pay her bills and provide a service to the public because we're willing to go. It's her fault because we have to show up and protest and report on it and tell the news. It's absolutely agonizing. Agonizing. And it all comes down to who has the bigger... Cohones. Man part.

Yeah, Cojones. Either the governor, or you can call whatever you want, I'm talking about Bamparts. Cohones. Yeah, manparts. The governor of Texas. Uh-huh.

Or Clay Jenkins. I say the guy that's been sitting half of his life has bigger Cojones than Judge Jenkins. I mean, this guy's... I got no... Look, I don't live in Dallas County. But you work in...

Dallas County. I do work in Dallas County, you know, when I'm not locked down. But I travel there in the dark of night from time to time. I don't tell anyone. I just show up and walk in the building and breathe and go, huh. Then I go home. And I hope that I don't get pulled over. That's just creepy, though. Shh, don't tell anybody. That pullover, there's a police station across the street from more studios. I know that's the best place. They're not thinking about me there. True. You're right. You're absolutely.

right. They're coming, they're shift changing all the time. They're in and out of the parking lot. They, heck the guys, a couple of the police officers, they use our parking lot as a landing zone. Yeah. For shift change. Shift change. Okay. So they show up in our parking lot. Yep. They write up whatever notes they have to write up. They take a little nap. They hang out. And when it should, then they just take a quick zip into the parking lot across the street and they're done for the day. Yep. By the way, I remember we, as a gate guard, we used to do that. Ooh, our police sergeant will get so mad.

You still have five minutes. Do a patrol. And like, come on, it's five minutes. You're right there. Go away. They will turn us around. They will turn us around so quickly. They want patrol for five minutes.

What is going to happen in five minutes? So, so if that's what, uh, these officers have decided that their patrol is the parking lot just across the street down the road. a little bit. They're good right there. There's a conservative. Officer, officer, John, still on patrol? Yeah, we're still on patrol.

We got discovered right now. You know those crazy conservatives? Yeah, they work right there. So we have to make sure that they're not breaking the law. What were you? I just saw somebody. I look like they were going to the dumpster at the Mercury Studios. I'll be there in a little bit.

I got to check on it. Oh, that was me. Hold on. That was me. I forgot trash day on Monday. So I had to go to the studio and dump it there. Dude, do not even talk about that. It's not even funny.

That is the truth. You're taking your trash to the office? If I forget dump. If I forget Mondays, yes. Why not? Because then that just costs our company more money. Look at the time. I couldn't do it.

I forgot. Well, you want to put it on the neighbor's garbage? Wow. That's even worse. Not really. Okay. No way you're going to act like you're almighty here from your every tower right now. I know you're not doing that.

You're not looking down on me. Have you ever seen? Yes. Me? Yes. Put things in our dumpster from my home. You know what? Yes.

Because there's no way on the... You have proof of me doing that. There's no way that since the studio has opened, you've done that. You've done that. have not done that I would dream of doing that okay fine I would I'll be the bigger person admit saying that yes I've taken trash from my house because I forgot to take out the dumpster to the studios because it's a big dumpster I won't report you to the powers that be but what are they going to do if I'm asked

about it I'm going to admit it to them this will this will not stand well that's very douchy of you, by the way, that if I'm master, but I would like to know what is the scenario that the people are bring up, hey, so I've, have you seen Chris Cruz brought trash? I don't think that's ever going to happen. I mean, you never know. You never know. It might be an accident. He said, oh, yeah, we'll just bring your trash here like Chris Cruz does.

What? Oh, oh. See, that will happen. 100% that is the perfect scenario that Jeff Fisher rats me out like a rat by saying

Oh that was an accident Oh what am I saying That's agonizing I mean I can see maybe recycling Wait Use at the building Because you know

I'm pretty sure we get some kind of kickback Hold on the recycling We recycle at the studios Yeah there's two dumpsters in the back There's one for trash one for recycling. Okay, so I didn't know that. So I just hope I was...

Oh my gosh. I did. I do see the two garbage. I thought like one is full. So let me use the one that is never full because there's one that is never full. Yeah, it's the recycling one. Oh, okay. Well, looks like I've been getting kickbacks to the company,

even though there's not recycling's in there. No, it doesn't work that way. Oh, it does. Damn, man. No, it doesn't work that way. Like, we'll probably get charged extra because there was trash in the recycling. Ooh, now that's a problem. I don't know our contractual arrangement.

Wait, does a contract on this? I do not know our contractual arrangement with the trash company or the recycling company. Yeah. There has to be a listener that works for the satinate, what is? Sanitation. Sanitation department. and could explain more of this via chewing the fat at the blaze.com because I feel that there's no way, there's no way they just dump it.

Okay, recycles and then send it away. I don't think there's someone in there shuffling. Now, some municipalities have canceled their recycling deals. They found it was cheaper just to put it all together, and they take it to the power plant and it burns. They take it to the trash plant. It burns. So everything is recycled in quotation marks.

But there are still some plenty of municipalities like the one we work in that breaks it out. Oh my gosh. You know what? I don't even want you to get caught from anyone. So just don't even put that on the podcast. So if this sounds bad today, I apologize. It is being addressed. There's some kind of issue from the bunker.

and it has nothing to do with the new meal kits that Chick-fil-A is going to start sending out that you can purchase from Chick-fil-A. I kind of like the idea, right? The meal kits from Chick-fil-A, they're talking about it starting next week. You about half the locations are going to opt in. I would guess that soon all of them will opt in. And you'll be able to order your meal kit from Chick-fil-A. kind of cool.

Now you can get it delivered or picked up at your local Chick-fil-A. You get a chicken parmesan kit that includes two breaded fillets, marinera sauce, cheese, a side of creamy garlic and lemon pasta.

You can get breaded fillets, grilled, or spicy chicken. The only thing is, I get the meal kit. I don't get the chocolate shake. Can I Hello? What do you think we can?

I like a meal kit, please. And I'm okay with your chicken parmesan, but I'd like a large chocolate shake with that too, please. Be fine. Thank you. Appreciate it. Oh, no, sir. It's just the meal kit.

And you just put it in the microwave and heat it up, and it's all ready to go. Oh, okay. Plus last night I came up with a million-dollar restaurant idea. I think we opened it up. All right. in Missouri, 20 turkey growers are getting their contract axed from Butterball. Butterball is ending 20 contracts in Missouri with their turkey growers.

That's tough, man. If you're if you're breeding turkeys and you've got the Butterball deal, and now all of a sudden Butterball says, yeah, you know what? We're done. You got 90 more days and we're not going to redo it. turkey sales have dropped a little bit and the commodity on turkey meat has gone down some so we're just you know cutting back so i think we go to these turkey farmers and we start up turk fillet what do you think no you're shaking your head you don't like the idea come on i think it's genius no because you're trying to compete with chick-fil-a and

there's no way you can beat chick-fil-a i don't want to beat chick-fil-a i don't want to beat chick-fil-a I just want to be a force in the market with turkey fillet. Yeah, but no one likes turkey that much. That's why we only have it once a year. If turkey was a good bird to eat, we will have it more than just once a year. That's why we have it once a year because, yeah, it's good. It's tender. It's delicious.

In my household, we have it more than once a year. We have it used for sandwiches. Like I said, once a year is a lot of time that we have. for Turkey in this nation. If you try to make that a normal thing, turkey burgers, how's those doing? Turkey hot dogs,

how those doing? I love turkey burgers and turkey hot dogs and turkey baloney. I love it. I actually do love turkey baloney. And I was hooked on turkey burgers for quite a while. I will say, and you can't quote me on this, turkey burgers are not as good as a beef burger.

What? Okay, we're still in the lockdown. And I know that tomorrow, Texas and there's other states that are opening up, but there's plenty of places that are still continuing with their lockdown, still continuing with their social distancing. We have plenty of people all upset about it. We talked yesterday about Elon Musk and we broke it down for you. He's really mad because NASA told him not to show up for the for the liftoff at the end of the month.

That's the only reason he cares about this calling stay-at-home orders, fascist, and he's pissed. Even on their earnings call, he talked to them all about how this is ridiculous. And it really just has to do with him, NASA telling him not to show up. By the way, as a person that was part of that. call because I may own some stock at Tesla. That was amazing to hear him just go off. And he, you could tell in the phone car, it was a little bit testy. Especially when they were talking about opening the factories and giving kickbacks.

He kept it cool, but man, they guy was ready to rock and roll. They guy was like, shut up. everybody needs to go back to work it was amazing i love it i love them yeah i mean i was going to try to make the earnings call but uh you know i was a little busy i forgot about it and then my alarm went off and i was like oh darn it i said it in the wrong time it happened so i missed the earnings call but uh anything else we need to know uh we need to you know get ourselves be made available for the all i'm saying is if you have a little bit money buy some stock at I'm not a financial advisor, but I'm telling you from what I'm seeing, the guy is ready.

The guy is ready to rock and roll. And everybody's so happy. Everybody's buying because they're believing. I feel that Elon Musk will play a key part of America reopening its door. It will be all too thanks to Elon Musk. He's pissed at Californians. Yeah. This is Chris Cruz inside insider trading for Elon now.

I own stock, so everything Elon does is great. I have to remember that for the podcast now. When I talk about Elon, I get with a disclaimer out there. Holy cow. So we still do have municipalities thinking like Dallas County that they can shut people down. And we have the Wisconsin cops, the Columet County Sheriff's Department in Wisconsin under a little bit of fire because they came to a lady. home, I'm sorry, her trailer that she lives in, angry.

And, well, the police didn't seem angry. They were just being police. And I want to be clear, no one supports the police departments more than chewing the fat. Not a single podcast or show supports the authorities and the police departments more than this broadcast. But they showed up at this lady's house because she was allowing her daughter to play with the neighbor's children. Wait. What?

Now, I don't know if it was her or hubby or boyfriend or another kid that videotaped the interaction. But it's a fascinating couple of minutes. Hi. I'm definitely ever heard with the Sheriff's Department. So are you aware that we're in a stay-at-home order right now? yeah obviously by the government yes I am aware

I don't need to explain that to you no you don't need to explain that to you I don't need to explain that to you no sir you don't need to explain it to me but I think I may have said you know what yeah I need you need to explain it to me

go ahead this is so matining oh my gosh why are you doing this cop why power hungry this is the cop that mean you talked about

about. This is the cop that I mean you talked about. Can we continue? You can because your officer was just here two weeks ago. Okay. Do you need to explain it to me that you guys weren't enforcing that order? Oh, we're about to. Okay. You understand. Okay. So why are you here? Because your daughter is going to play at other people's home and you're allowing it to happen. Oh my gosh. They were over here as well. So are you here? And they've been talked to. Okay. So I understand. Okay. So either you can acknowledge it or you can argue. I'm acknowledging it. Okay.

Stop having your kid go by other people's home. Okay. I acknowledge it. Anything else? That was it. Apparently, there was some other... I acknowledged it. I acknowledged it.

I acknowledged it. Anything else? Thank you. I need your last name. Amy, what's your last name? I'm not... Is there a reason you're asking for it? The other deputy, there's a male and a female deputy for the Calumet County Sheriff's

Department in Wisconsin. Now the other deputy, there's two deputies there that come to, you know, scare the lady and her family. I'm guessing you know, you have to have two deputies or they may work to two deputies at a time. I don't know. I don't know if they don't feel safe going

up to a trailer with a family. It's possible. It's okay. I'm all right with that. Two deputies at a time. It's safer for them. That's fine. They got nothing but time now. Crime is down probably in Calumet County because they've got most people scared from going out. Although crime isn't down all over.

There's plenty of places that are seeing an increase in crime. And some of the police departments are surprised about that. But anyway, I digress. Okay, so she acknowledged it. Now, if they're not going to write her a ticket or give her a summons, then we're done. Have a nice day. They obviously already know who she is.

And I will tell you more when we're done listening to this interaction that proves they absolutely knew who she was and what was going on. So instead of now that's going on, instead of acknowledging being done, he's walked away and she wants more information from her. Um, no. Listen for it. Yep. That's what I'm talking about. If you let me finish, that's what I'm explaining to because you're violating an order. I haven't violated an order. We're going to have documentation in our screen with your name because we're here talking to you about that. Wait, what? Okay.

I would like to see the law that requires me to give you that information. Oh, yeah. There is no law. That's right. There is no law. Wait, play that back. What is your middle initial? Because when she gets, when she asked that,

I don't believe that. I don't believe that. The female deputy is stunked. Because there is no law, right? But he says something. I think that's what he says. There is no law. It's an ordinance.

There's an ordinance a law? No. I don't believe that I'm required to give that to you. Are we done here? No, we're not. Okay. You're middle initial and your left. That's what I'm explaining to.

Because you're violating an order. I haven't violated an order. We're going to have documentation with your name because we're here talking to you about that. That you've said you just acknowledged. Okay. So then there's documents. I would like to see the law that requires me to give you that information. Thank you.

Because I haven't. He just gives her the order number. That's still not a law. I don't believe that I'm required to give that to you. Are we done here? No, we're not. Okay. You're middle initial and your last name.

I'm not giving it to you. I haven't done anything wrong. Okay. Perfect. We got it. See, he's already got it. He's ready to go. That you're uncooperative.

Okay. Oh, you're uncooperative. She's done nothing but be cooperative with you, douches. Oh my gosh. Agonizing. So now that the video was posted, the police department got their, got their badges in a Wad. at Kellymont County. And they posted, they posted a video circulates on social networks showing two of our deputies

trying to talk to a woman about the presence of her daughter in a neighborhood's residence. What that video doesn't show you is that this is the fifth contact we've had with this woman in the past few weeks. Okay, so, so does that mean that she's wrong? and that it means that you're trying to say she's a bad person. We've had to deal with this person five times in the last two weeks. Okay, well, hey, that's none of my business. And I don't believe that you should be putting that out there, right? I mean, I don't know.

It just seems, I guess it's public knowledge, the police department, because we've got to document everything. And, you know, whatever interaction they've had with her, it's documented anyway. but they have to be sure to tell you that. And it's impossible to report everything we do daily or to respond to every comment or video made about us on social media. Well, actually, that's incorrect. It is possible for you to report everything you do daily

because you have to. You have to document. That's what the police offer. That's what she's trying to say. That's what she's trying to say when she says, I need your name and social security number and middle initial and your toe size. I might not have heard of said that.

It was quiet when she asked for the toe size. It was there, though. You could hear it between the lines. So during the first two contacts, here are some other facts from this video. During the first two contacts, this woman called our service twice the same day, a few hours apart.

Oh, my gosh. She called their service a public service department, the police department, twice in one day. Apparently that's wrong now. We can't call the police department twice in one day. The third contact involved this woman arrested for speeding. She was arrested for speeding?

You arrested this lady for speeding? So you absolutely knew who she was. You didn't need any more information. Unless if you were, you weren't going to write a summons or a fine or a ticket or anything for your order. you wanted to alert her you alert her she acknowledged you it was just agonizing so now we go on

the fourth time an MP was assigned an enlistment an MP was again in the mobile home using again in the mobile home as the same neighbor looking for another runaway I don't understand why they're

she's the young woman's daughter was there and she was sent home. So I'm guessing that she was looking for her daughter and she couldn't find her. I'm not quite sure I understand what they were thinking about as far as a runaway. But they're saying then they talk about another time when her son wasn't found and they're calling it a runaway. And I'm not sure that they should be talking about the miners anyway. Right? I mean, not in public, releasing it like that. But I guess they have to, it's documented, I guess that would be documented as well.

But our MPs wear many hats every day. As an investigator, executor, peacemaker, counselor, and even a parent, to name a few. They have a difficult job. And sometimes they have to wear many hats on the same call. The above is just an example. It is. Where were they doing anything but being the example of being fine police officers and great police officers doing fine public service work by telling her to keep her kid at home

due to their order and lockdown. Most people subscribe to safer at home order. And we have received very few complaints from the public. Oh, isn't that cute? That's good for you then, right? Most people are okay and good little sheep. But our MPs are there to help educate, not arrest law-abiding citizen. Then why are you being such dicks?

You educated her. She acknowledged it. I just don't. You know what? It's time to open things up. It's time to open things up. When you look at, I just read a study, a study that was taken the 1st of April. Okay.

Now, so this is between, I believe it was between the sixth. Let me find the story here because I was just reading it. A survey conducted 1,895 U.S. adults between April 3rd and April 6th. Okay. The poll found that 69% of Americans said they were extremely worried about traveling on airliners. 62% were concerned about visiting restaurants. A majority of the respondents said they were concerned over their mental health amid the coronavirus pandemic. Okay, well, that was three weeks ago.

Where are you at now? Where are you at now with that? They also reported the majority of respondents said they were concerned over business activities and, of course, traditional transportation. the nation does lift social distancing and stay-at-home measures, they were still extremely worried about ever doing some things again, like cruise ships are done. I mean, they're over. 43 percent of those respondents said they have a fear of cruise ships now, and it will likely last forever.

I mean, okay, good luck to cruise ships these days. 72% of the respondents said if they had to endure another 30 days of lockdown, it would force them to a mental or emotional breaking point. 100% of the respondents. 100%. You never see that. they would have some type of mental or emotional breakdown if stay-at-home orders ran more than six months. Wow.

Wow. I mean, I believe that to be true. And I also believe that's what we talked about with, you know, with President Trump and our leaders trying to give you some kind of light at the end of the tunnel, right? Try to open things up a little bit and try to, you know, ease things up again. and I saw apparently some leaders have been listening to Chewing the Fat because they are already starting to say that, oh, the first part of July is when we're going to probably see everything back to the new normal. As heard on Chewing the Fat. All right, let's go to the break room.

of zero and drink of ice cold water today too for some reason. Dehydrate. A couple of quick reminders. One, subscribe to the podcast, chewing the fat. Any platform you choose, whatever platform warms a little turkey cockles of your heart, subscribe to chewing the fat. Okay? Thank you so much.

Two, coming up this Saturday is a quick reminder, a Saturday podcast, Living the American Dream, talking to Dave Rubin. on Saturday. He's got a new book out this week. Don't burn this book. Think, thinking of yourself in the age of unreason. We talked to Dave Rubin for the Saturday podcast this week. Also coming up this week, Friday, 6 p.m. Central, 2 a.m. Saturday, digibouty time. Same Zoom channel. Same Zoom time. We're doing the CTF virtual happy hour. Okay. So if you do not have a link, it's going to be the same link that you used last time on the Zoom happy hour, just email Chewing the Fat at the Blaze.com and we'll send you a link.

Also, I wanted to remind you that we're still seeing more and more stories every day and I told you it was going to happen. And what we're here, Hallie Burton, lets her gray hair grow out in solidarity with frontline workers. Really? Is that it, Halley? Or is it more like you can't get to a hair salon and get your hair done? so it's turning gray. You know what?

I'm just going to say it's in solidarity with frontline workers. I think that sounds more like the case. We're getting cases all the time of hairstyles from celebrities with a flare and they're using whatever they have at home and they're turning orange and turning yellow and they're cutting it themselves. If anything, I do want the salons open back up

to get people back to feeling good. and liking what they see in the mirror. That would be great. And I also loved as long as we're talking about celebrities. Now, you know I'm a fan of Britney Spears. I love Britney. And she's been having some struggles lately. Still trying to get her money from dad.

She's got the kid, she's got the new boyfriend. And it looks like she's, you know, people have been concerned about her. Her Instagram accounts of, you know, sometimes some of her posts are a little out there. They're a little concerned about her. but we just found out that, and it's not that I follow her on Instagram or anything, but we just found out that she burned down her gym at the house. So that's about the time when she started losing it.

Right? Because in the video, she talks about burning it down. She's letting us know that she burned it down, but it was months ago that it burned down. So she freaked out, and started burning the place down when she said that proof that she was freaking out. Hi guys, I'm in my gym right now. I haven't been in here for like six months because I burnt my gym down, unfortunately.

Right? I had two candles and, yeah, one thing led to another and I burned it down. So I'm in here and I only have two pieces of equipment left. And I'm going to show you guys what I do during this time. Okay, great. Thanks, Chris. So I had a couple candles in there and one thing led to another. Uh-huh. And we burned the gym down.

That was six months ago. So that's been about the timeline of her freaking out and losing it. So she did go off the deep end. And who hasn't burned their jiff down? Right. All right. Total coronavirus numbers worldwide, as of this recording, 3,271,613 total cases.

231,251 total deaths. In the good old US of A, 1,75,643 total cases, and 62,3919 total deaths. As we scroll down to see what China is doing, they have still hanging in there under 83,000. Like I said, that's their magic number. They have 82,862 total cases. They're total new cases as of this recording. Four. And so, I mean, you could, well, you know, they're still hanging tough.

And we have U.S. Intel that talked about, they believe that 45,500, almost 46,000 corpses were in, incinerated in one month in Wuhan. Now, I'm not that good at math. Most everything either adds up or minuses to 18. I get that. But maybe you can help me out a little bit at home. Is 45,500 more than 4,633? I think it is.

think it is. Now, they're saying that they have 4,633 total deaths. But if they burned, I'm sorry, incinerated 45,500 corpses in a month, that's more, right? That's what I thought. Yeah, that's what I thought. TSA checkpoint numbers yesterday, they climbed up back a little 119,629, through the turn style. So, you know, we're still hanging in there over, over 100,000. So maybe we're back. Maybe we're back a little, maybe. But we also have a story where 500 TSA employees have tested positive for COVID-19.

Not real sure. That's a good sign. Now, they said that 500 employees, employees who work in the U.S. airports have tested positive for COVID-19. Now, of the workers who have tested positive, 208 have already experienced a full recovery. Four have died. And the figures don't account for the employees who have limited interaction with the public. So were they the guy that was probing you?

or if you're going through the TSA checkpoint and your TSA prober starts I mean you still want to get to your plate right so are you turning around and getting checked or are you you know what are you doing so a hundred and five employees at John F at JFK International 56 workers at Newark, wow, 27 in New Orleans. And those are three hot spots, man.

Newark, and those are, you know, big airports. But I don't know. I don't know what you do if you're going through the TSA. I mean, Chris,

you're the travel guy now. If you're going, if you're going through the TSA, and I know you're Mr. you know, pre-check and you don't have to get probed. But if, if Juanita at the TSA checkpoint,

it's got the, you know, mask on. got the gloves on oh they weren't wearing gloves got the mask on and you're coming through TSA and she goes I need you to take your belt off are you doing well on on the lot where wherever you get probed that there was no TSA agents there the TSA agents were pretty far away from you the only one that you came in contact with was the one that was behind the big pexy glass that they built for her.

Right, yeah, yeah, yeah. But other than that, there was nobody else. There was a guy behind the computer checking in the x-ray machine, and then there was a supervisor, you know, at the end, but there was no workers roaming around telling you take off your seatbelt, take off, you know, all that stuff. Nice. So, I mean, you're probably safe. Yeah.

Probably sick. Yeah. So you'll be okay. Don't worry about it. Stop whining, okay? Just get through the checkpoint and get it on the plane. We've got to get this country back up and running again. Download and subscribe to more content at the blaze.com slash podcasts.

All right. Thank you for coming along for the ride on Chewing the Fat. So much to get to. I have a list of stuff that Fat Pile Friday is going to be seriously fat. I mean, we can plow through some of it. We can plow through some of the fat as we speak. We talk about a big story on truck drivers, protesting, plummeting pay rates. That's incredible.

We felt so much love for them three weeks ago. The country was on fire for truckers three or four weeks ago, five weeks ago, which seems like another lifetime ago. And now their pay rates are dropping. We heard from some truckers that some places weren't paying them at all. Incredible. So apparently we've got they are slow rolling and stopping traffic across the U.S. To protest their pay. So drivers in Arizona, Texas, California are protesting the rock bottom rates.

Okay, the protests are supposed to begin again tomorrow. I'd love to hear from truckers who are doing this, why they're doing it, and when it's going to end, it's going to end when we get paid. That's when it's going to end, fat man. No, I understand. I understand the process. But I was wondering if it's, are you protesting your own company? Are you protesting for other countries? I mean, they're talking in this story about nearly two million.

truck drivers in the U.S. And many have struggled with the industry and the moving of freight. Okay. All right. I'd love to hear from truckers. Okay, so chewing the fat at the blaze.com is my email. At some point, when I get out of the bunker,

we'll do a special show. You can call in, and I want to hear from you and talk to you about. it. I truly, truly, no joke, I'm a fan of truckers. And I appreciate what you guys do and how difficult of a job it is.

And I want to hear from you. And I want to hear, especially when we get back from the lockdown, I want to hear your stories while being on the road with no one was there. And what it's like now that you're back on the road. So that will happen post lockdown. We will have a trucker special post lockdown.

I promise you that. But until then, just email me chewing the fat at the blaze.com. Or you can message me, Jeff Fisher Radio. Message me, Instagram, Jeff Fisher Radio. You can message me on Twitter, Jeffrey JFR. But for sure, let me know. Let me know about the protests and how's it going. Thank you.

So isn't this a Me Too thing? I just read a story about Kate Hudson and Jimmy Fallon. And so Kate Hudson is on with Jimmy Fallon, The Tonight Show. And I rarely, rarely watch the show, those late-night shows. I see clips, you know, I watch their clips that they put out, but the shows itself, you know, bore me. But so she's on the Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon. her and Fallon are recalling when they were on a movie together.

They were on, what was the stupid movie they were in? Almost famous, which was, you know, whatever. Again, just a stupid movie that they were in together. So Jimmy says that he had a thing. They were great together and hung out all the time. and they had their friendship during the making of this movie. And Hudson says in the interview,

she kept waiting for Jimmy Fallon to take the friendship to the next level. So how do you do that in today's world? Right. Okay, so this was, you know, this was obviously back in 2007. So this was pre-Me2. Jimmy could have got caught up in the Me Too movement

because if he would have made a move, and Kate would have not been open to it, then she's like, I was making a movie in 2007 with Jimmy Fallon, and he grabbed my butt and tried to kiss me. Oh, wait. But it never happened, by the way, just me talking out loud.

So she was asking, she says, I remember thinking to myself, why has Jimmy never made like a move? And then I kind of realized, oh, he's just not into me like that. Okay. I mean, this is what started to hold me to a movement to begin with.

Did she say that? They were complaining about it. Did she say that? They were complaining about it. Or did she say, oh, he's gay? She obviously didn't say. Fisher. Fisher.

The interview on Fallon, she's talking to him. She said, I just thought he was gay. Fisher, you know 100% she's like, okay, these actors. Yeah, they're right. Well, that's what it means, right? She says, I guess she's just not into me like that. He's gay.

I'm reading between the lines there. She called him gay. Right. And there's nothing wrong with that. I'm not saying that, you know, Jimmy Fallon could be gay. It sounded kind of like you were saying something wrong about it. But, you know, back in 2007, when a guy, you know, did not make the move at someone like... On the movie set.

On the movie set. On the movie set. You know, in Hollywood. That's why they, you know, they've all been married to each other. Thank you. I've all dated. Thank you. When you make a movie with someone, and I'm going to tell you, this is a little inside talk.

You made a movie. You have a movie out there? I do. I do. When you make a movie with someone, you get close. You do get close. You do, you know, you do table reads. You do, you know, casting.

You're working together every day. Yeah. Yeah. Long shifts. You're working days. You're working nights. You're tired. No one understands the process more than the person you're working with.

Absolutely. And so, you know, it becomes, we need to be together. Absolutely. You know, you get that one drink. Hey, you want to get a drink after, you know, shooting. Oh, yeah. You start opening up. You know, my husband doesn't like me anymore.

And then once the movie's over and you're a couple for a little while, then you realize, oh. This is not the movie anymore. Right. It's real life. I have to wake up next to Jimmy Fallon now. Oh. But yeah, she definitely.

I was really into it. but now I can't take you know you're trying to sell those leggings and you're trying to sell that workout stuff I can't take it oh yeah definitely she called him gay behind the scenes she's like on the girlfriends having brunch you're like did you know Jimmy Fallon is gay wait what do you mean he was not attracted to me in 2007 he didn't do anything anything anything not even not even inappropriate joke he just he did right he didn't try to kiss me no he didn't try to come up and hug me and I left myself open to it. I did. I did. I left my I left my trailer door open. I left my legs open. All I needed to do, I was butt naked in front of him and he just looked at me and said,

hey, don't you need to put clothes on because you have to shoot something right now? I laughed at his jokes and I touched him on his shoulder and I got all and I, there was nothing there. I couldn't believe he was so gay. That's exactly what happened. So I can't really let it go. I've got a a huge fat pile here, but I can't let it go. Now, do you think at the time, at the time of this interview, like last week, or whenever the hell it was, I think it was earlier this week,

when he's done talking to Kate, does he think to himself, maybe I am gay? Absolutely. I mean, am I gay? Absolutely. Now, he's married, right? I mean, Fallon is married.

He's got kids. But he, now, Fallon is married to an older woman. Yeah, he went to Justice Trudeau way. yeah because most of the people you know in Fallon's place go younger same age or younger right oh you never go to same age no stop well well you're right but either do that it's your age you know when you get into the business you maybe it's someone your own age and then once you become a star who you got to go that's when you go 18 19 at all times I mean we just found that out right Prime Minister Boris

Johnson from the UK right he's not even married okay he just had a And they just had a kid. He and the girlfriend and wife to be, or mother of his kid. I don't think they're engaged. So don't you dare put words in Boris Johnson's relationship, okay? But she's, what, 23 years younger than him? Oof. All right, he's 55.

She's 32, according to this. He is the Donald Trump of the UK. So, of course, he has to do what Trump did. It's fantastic. And I mean, he's back good, you know, he's back from the ICU, fought coronavirus for a while. The girl has the baby. He showed up for that. They made a point of saying he was there throughout the whole thing.

And now he's, you know, he's the first, this is the first unmarried couple to move into Downing Street. Good. And we are laying new ground. Yeah. You could quote me on that laying new ground. But at what point, it's just. that keep thinking about Jimmy Fallon. I mean, you know, he's kind of like, after that interview, he's like,

what a loser. Oh, absolutely. And then, you know, but it puts him in a good place with the wife. Does it, though? Oh, yes. Because he goes back home now and it starts relive in 2007 and says, oh, crap. Yeah, she was coming on to me. Get your ass in the kitchen.

Kate Hudson was like, I thought her boob just came out because it was a, wardrobe malfunction. She was actually asking me to do what? I know, but the wife is like saying, oh, you love me. Right? So you're a good standing. No, no, no. Absolutely. She's not thinking that. She's not thinking that. She now hates Kit Hudson because Kit Hudson started moving with her man now. No, but she, Kate was saying how, how happy. A girl does not bring that up without a motive behind it. So either

she's saving face because there's a Me Too coming on her Oh, that's a good one. Or she still likes Jimmy Fallon and she quarantined He's been stuck in the house with the kids He wants to leave

He's like, hey, remember Justin 7? We did that movie I had a big crush on you bro. You didn't make no move That's our feeling he said He goes back home and sees the wife and like damn I've been seeing her for 48 days Hey Kate You want to do another? interview but this time come to the studios.

We can't do it. We can't do it on Zoom. We got to get you in the studio. We got to get you in the studio. I got a little comedy bit we got to do. We got to do a little song together. No problem. Yeah. And if you look, I'm going to show you whether this next time you come into New York, well, I'm not a loser and I'm not gay. So we're going to get that straight down right now. So ridiculous. I can't look. I'm looking at the fat pile today.

I mean, it's so kind of depressing because it's all coronavirus. All right. Then we're done. By the way, have you tasted... I was talking about businesses and all the other losses. Here, here. Have you tasted Pat Grace cookies? I have tasted them many times.

They are. Okay, hold on. No, I feel like you're not answering my question. Have you placed an order on Pat Gray's cookie website? site and how good okay there we go so you have not done what I did so Pat you're welcome first so why their cookies so big why they're so big I feel like he needs to charge more for the cookies I feel like I'm ripping him off it needs to charge more for the cookies Fisher they're huge it took me 30 minutes it took me it took me 30 minutes to finish one cookie

I mean, and they're right. There is a... I'll go to scrumptious cookie.com. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. And, you know, take a look. I love the caramel ones. Oh, I just had that for breakfast. Those are really good.

Well, half a one, because, again, it takes me like 30 minutes to eat a damn cookie. Because they're so big. What kind of fat man are you that can't get through a cookie, man? The good kind. By the way, I'm having the chocolate chip ones right now. Oh, my God. Delicious. They're all really good.

And I did email him because I'm mad. I'm mad at him. Yesterday, he was out and about delivering cookies. He's delivering the cookies? He is delivering cookies out and about. What the hell? And when I opened my door, I thought it was going to be Pac-Gray on leash, just giving my cookies. It was some guy.

I don't know who it was, but it wasn't Pat Gray. Wow. I'm highly offended. I did email him a long email. I bet he's still reading on it because he has not replied back to me. Because how dare he bought cookies? Right. Not delivered to me.

Right? Now, are you going to have to write him an email now too because I'm pissed. He hasn't just dropped some off. Did you order some? Did you go to the other? No, I didn't order anybody. He's dropping some off. He's not going to.

Look, he knows I'm going to pay for him. Just bring me a box and knock on the door. I bring you your cookies. I feel that you need to go to the website, put out order. What I'm saying is he should just drop them off of the house. I shouldn't have to order them. You should, though, because that's how a business works. A business comes where you order something, you demand something.

The supplies there. I don't want a business. That's clear. That's clear to me right now. You're trying to tell me, oh, I should order and then they deliver. Yes. No. And if he wants my business, he should.

just drop them off. And if you're in the DFW area, if you order before 7 p.m. local time, you get the cookies in matter of minutes, Fisher. Minutes. Really? Oh, yeah. Nice.

Scrumpshuscookie.com. See, that's what I'm saying. He should just bring them here.