Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 366 | Twitter Speech Police & Shelley Luther is FREE!

Episode Date: May 7, 2020

Day 56 inside CQB: Big day for FREEDOM! Shelley Luther is FREE thanks to Americans and the Texas government. Once again Dallas tries to become a tyrant city and the people stop it. Twitter has new policy and wants to become the speech police. Facebook has a new oversight board announcement. Fortnite has released numbers and it has gained a lot of users to include Kris Cruz and his entire family. Kroger CEO wants you to be patience and understanding if they run out of meat. Don’t miss as Jeffy and Kris Cruz go through the list of the top ten sexiest fat chicks in music. Subscribe on YouTube Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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And now, a Blaze Media podcast. So we talked yesterday. And, you know, a couple days ago and last week about the Texas salon opener, or the owner, that is now in jail. And we talked about how, you know, Lieutenant Governor Patrick was all upset, and he's even said now that he would pay for her fine and take her place in jail. The governor has condemned the jailing of the salon owner. and he's even typed in a new order that's retroactive

that's going on and that's all nice and good but she's still in jail that's the story she's still in jail well to do it too in the fact that is

thank you for coming along for the ride today A nice to have you along still broadcasting from the bunker here at the ever-clush CQB, the COVID-19-14 bunker. Yeah, I mean, it's just a chair desk. It's the way it is. So we're still under, I guess, kind of lockdown. Still going on day in our 50s now. It's becoming really, really, really strange. Now, we're opening up plenty of places.

But, I mean, really fiction is becoming real life now. I mean, we have the Black Mirror creator saying, you know, I really, I'm not going to feel like writing the next season because, man, the world is bleak. and I just I just can't I just can't you know what

it's just I can't come up with ideas that isn't the real thing well no kidding I mean when you have the Babylon B website the satirical website

that's funny and they work really hard and whoever is doing their work is very funny you know their story prohibition enforcement agents raid hair cutting speak easy

I mean that's really happening I don't know if you know that, but it's really happening. So, I mean, we are in for some strange days ahead. There's no question about that. But, you know, I don't want to. I understand. I do.

I understand. Look, Sunday was World Press Freedom Day. I don't know if you celebrated. We partied. Man, I've, I was still, I've been hung over since Sunday. It was such a big party. So the day is supposed to be dedicated to the fight for freedom of expression. fought by journalists every day, journalists around the world.

This, of course, being written by Twitter. Stand up for truth and justice, even if it means venturing into uncharted territory. Really? That's weird because if you start to venture into uncharted territory these days, you get blocked. That's just the way it is. I mean, they're already asking Twitter users to,

reconsider before sending vulgar tweets. Look, if you're not already doing that, then you're just a Twitter dush. And that's okay. That's fine. But see, to them, it's not. I never understood it. Don't read it.

Read it and move on. Block that person or company. Mute that person or company. Or just continue to scroll. Or I know, log out of Twitter. it shouldn't be up to Twitter to decide for us, but it is. I mean, Facebook has already posted who their new fact box oversight committee will be. I'm sorry, their oversight board will be.

And you can go down the list and, you know, it doesn't matter because it's all the people that they want. And it's going to be agonizing. You know it is. And they're going to, and of course, they'll admit, we won't get everything. right. Yeah, no kidding. And then I see a big headline about Zoom, who is on fire now. I mean, their businesses, you know, on top of the world thanks to the lockdown. And they've now added a new board member, this HR McMaster, head of global public policy and government relations. Okay. All right. No problem. When you start seeing stories like that about companies that are on fire,

in the world, that might turn into a problem. It's just, I don't know that it will. It just may turn into a problem. And of course, we talked last week about the Asian giant horn. I'm sorry, the murder hornets. I want to, you know, the guy that my wife and my kids have followed forever, he's everywhere in the news now, this coyote Peterson. And I mean, you know, we've been watching them for forever.

My kids and my wife have all been, you know, watch him get bit by ants and stung by bees. I'd forgotten that he actually got stung by what he's calling. It's not the murder hornet. It's the Asian giant hornet. And he talks about that. He released the videos everywhere now. He's got a 10-minute video. I mean, the guy is, he's retired from getting bitten and stung now.

But his video starts out with him getting stung by the Asian giant hornet, and it's fascinating. Look at that beast. From its head to its thorax, everything about this creature screams, run in the other direction. Oh, this thing is stuck in my arm. Searing pain. Absolute steering pain. Now his arm ends up swelling to twice the size. I mean, that's why he's a star, right?

I mean, you love watching the aftermath of the bite or the sting. Now, that was the Japanese giant hornet. All right. So it's the same kind of Asian giant hornet. It's like two inches in length and a three inch wingspan. He's right. Everything about it says go the other way. Now, according to Coyote, it was the second most painful sting that he's ever had.

The first was the time that he got himself stung by the execution wasp. I mean, it is amazing to watch. If you have an opportunity to watch him, Coyote Peterson on his YouTube channels, stuff, it's incredible. Yeah, tell us if you're in trouble. Are you going to be okay? When the stinger went into my arm, I had this, like, wave. Like a wave came over me, and I got super dizzy.

Almost didn't feel what was happening. And then the pain just was, like, immediate, immediately searing. I do not want that. Oh, make sure to subscribe? Yeah, make sure to subscribe. To chewing the fat. Oh, I mean, he's talking about his channel. So he talked about how we don't really have to worry about him.

He's very pretty sure. And I say, you know, I take his word for it as being a professional. That, you know, they're not going to be here. The one that was found here was dead according to him. So we just, you know, one got here and died. But he talked about how the, it's a problem if they were to come here. And, you know, if they were to show up and be in a. in a hive and take it over,

that it would be a problem because our honeybees haven't evolved to the giant hornets yet. And he talked about how they've evolved in Asia, or at least Japan, I think, where the honeybees have evolved. So, like, they get into the hive and then they eat all the little, all the worker bees until they finally reach the queen, and then they kill the queen, and then they eat all the larvae.

So the honeybees in Japan, I think it's Japan, have evolved to where when the giant hornet shows up, the bees surround it and get into this bee ball. And they just fly around it in this giant ball as fast as they can, which heats up the inside of the ball. and then they pretty much just cook the giant hornet. So the other honeybees have evolved like, no, we cannot allow these around. We're going to kill it. And they have not done that here in the U.S. So it's possible if they were to start to arrive here in a more prominent number,

that it would take a while for our bees to evolve. But he's not worried about it. So you shouldn't be worried about that stupid Asian giant Ornette ether. I had I you know my my wife was actually talking to me on the weekend you should talk to coyote you should talk to coyote and of course you know three days later he's everywhere so you know she's like I told you I told you I know I know I got it I got I got it so NFL star Earl Thomas one of the you know I mean he's been seven time pro bowl defensive back for the Seattle Seahawks part of the Legion of Boom in Seattle. He's in a little bit of trouble in Austin, Texas. He's lucky to be alive. His wife caught him cheating with another woman and put a gun to his head.

Incredible story. So they get into a fight. He leaves home early after an argument. And, you know, of course, the argument was over his drinking. what wife doesn't get after you about drinking too much. So he leaves and his brother picks him up. And then a short time later she says, I got to know where he is.

So she checks his Snapchat account because Earl couldn't go anywhere without, you know, documenting it on his Snapchat account. And so she finds the video of Earl with another woman on the Snapchat account. So she tracks his location to an Airbnb. rental, called up two other women to help her confront Earl at the Airbnb. On the way out of the house, she grabs the pistol, the 9mm burrata, just to scare them. She doesn't, she doesn't really want to, I mean, she claims now, she didn't really want to hurt him.

I just want to scare him. So when she gets to the house, she finds Earl and the brother in bed with the other women. So she pulls out the gun and puts it. to Earl's head. I didn't, wasn't ever going to hurt him. I pulled the magazine out. I just wanted to scare him. Oh, there was still a bullet in the chamber. Oh, who knew that was going to happen? No one. No one knows there's still a there's still a bullet in the chamber of that gun. Even if you take the magazine out, no one knows that. You can understand her dismay. So Earl wrestles the gun away from her and they start, I mean, they start going at it.

She punches them in the nose. The police were called. She threatened the other women. She's pointing the gun and yelling at everybody. She's carrying, now her other friends are carrying knives and swinging it during the altercation. So now, Earl just wants everybody to know that, look, you know, you don't need to stop talking about us, okay?

Instead of, we're fine. things happen. It's almost the Britney Spears. You know, one thing leads to another. You know, it's just stuff like this happens. We try to live the best lives we possibly can. Sometimes it doesn't go as planned.

Right? I think we can all live by that. So instead of talking about them, just keep them in you. In fact, I'll quote Earl. Instead of talking about us, just keep us in y'all prayers stuff like this happens we try to live the best lives we possibly can sometimes it doesn't go as planned

back to me speaking amen thank you row you know it's funny because uh... Earl talking about you know it happens and I know a friend I know a friend that did that caught really oh yes he caught the wife cheating on him

and he went and pulled a gun on them too while they were in bed. Pulled the magazine out? Forgot there was a bullet in the chamber? No, no, no. He did not pull the machine. The magazine out. There was bullet in the chamber and there was a magazine inside the gun. Oh, wow.

Okay. Yeah, all right. He didn't fire. Did your friend catch the, was it a boyfriend or was it a girlfriend? Oh, it was his wife. It was a wife. Yes. So it was just the opposite of her.

The opposite. Yes. the husband catching the wife. Yes. I remember my friend telling me he came home from work for lunch. And next thing he knows, he walks upstairs. And there's the wife with the boyfriend in bed. Usually that doesn't end well.

No, no, it doesn't. I'm just guessing that usually doesn't end well. So is your friend's wife still alive? Yes, she's alive. Huh. She's alive. Just like the Earl Thomas story, everybody walks away. Everybody walks away.

He's not in jail, you know, so he just put, you know, the fear of God into that guy's... I bet if there was something happening, I'm sure it stopped. Oh, I'm sure it stopped, too. At the time of both entries. That's what I mean? Yes, yes. No, I'm with you. I'm following the story of your friend.

Yeah, I got it. So, you know, look, so instead of talking about us, just keep us in y'all prayers. Absolutely. Stuff like this happens, and we've heard that it does. He's right. It does happen, yeah. Stuff like this does happen. So look, we try to live our best lives we possibly can.

Sometimes it doesn't go as planned. What more can you ask for? You can't. You can't. And I would say another moral of the story is, like, your friend didn't bring other friends along. No, no, no, no, no. Like Earl's wife brought friends along swinging knives and fighting. After looking at a picture of her and of him, I can see why she brought friends with her.

Well, yeah, he's in her knives. I mean, he's a big guy. No, I'm not talking about that. No, yes, yes. He's the big guy. But usually a woman that looks like that brings her girlfriends to either hold her earrings or hold my earrings. weave or hold my weave what do you do you do you're in bed with your brother and two other women Misty hold my weave that's in the police report I didn't read that oh you didn't read that in the story

yeah I didn't read the whole police report it gets it gets too detailed and you get bogged down so it is it does say the officer said he was told that Misty said she told me hold of my weave so I did yeah all right those of you listening live the 6th of May 2020 breaking news because you know when chewing the fat records news happens welcome to breaking news on chewing the fat I'm not quite sure that's the eating the fat breaking news sounder but we'll go with it that's fine we're happy with it I told you about the salon owner you know the story was that she's still in jail Judge Moyet and our other judge, what's his face, Clay Jenkins.

Yeah. Our homie. Our homie Jenkins. Yeah, our homie. They were holding firm to their, she's in jail. She's in jail. Seven days.

That's it. That's it. And so the governor modified his recent executive orders saying that in an attempt to free the Dallas salon owner. He said throwing Texans in jail who have had their business shut down through no fault of their own is nonsensical. I will not allow it to happen. And he said that his order now is retroactive to April 2nd and supersedes local directives. So, and he says, as some county judges advocate for releasing hardened criminals from jail to prevent the spread of COVID-19, it is absurd to have these business owners take

their place. Yes, 100% correct. But at the beginning of the show, she was still in jail. Well, it takes time. It takes time, you know,

because this came from the Supreme Court of Texas. Yeah. And then the governor has to do whatever he did. The Paxton dude has to do a thing. And then, by the way, the courts still have until May 11, the lawyer who

prosecuted her still has to May 11 to respond you know so she technically could have not been released until our response from the prosecutor well but we have breaking news so that's what we're reporting we have a man on the street

news happens let's go to our reporter our man on the street Chris Cruz Chris Oh yeah it was just Jeffie I'm right here in front of the car so you can see me just ignore Exha

Joe Exotic. He's not being released as you can see him behind me. Oh, you're in front of a different jail now. Yes, I'm a different jail now. Just ignore him. But it was released from today as of this recording three minutes ago. The Supreme Court Texas has ordered

the Dallas Salon to be released and she was released and she raised about $500,000 via the GoFundMe page that was set up for her when this whole debacle started two days ago. Chris Cruz reporting live from Dallas County Jail where the salon owner we have just found

has been released from jail. We also found that it's possible there will be free haircuts for everyone with the $500,000 from the GoFundMe page. Reserve your chair now. And by the way, just to let you all know, in order, uh, Governor Abbott said that salons and all that stuff would be open tomorrow, affected tomorrow. So this whole thing. I think you can open up today, though, because with his new order that makes it retroactive to get her out of jail, that means they can open up today.

And if they try to make you go to jail, you could use this case as a precedent. Yeah, they're not going to throw in jail anymore. You're done, so I expect sports clip to open up and let me in. I know. My girl better, I better see an email today saying, we're open. Refresh, refresh. I don't know that I'll go, though. Of course you're not going to.

go, you're freaking wuss. Yeah, still a lockdown going on. It's been a week since you could go outside and have, you know, ease. I did. I went outside this weekend. I went outside. No, where did you go? I went outside my house.

What restaurant did you visit it? My outside my house. So you did not go outside. Because you told us before, you told us before they've gone outside from the front door to the car. So nothing has changed. Well, no, I did it legally. this weekend I could do it legally. Before it was illegal, I was breaking the lockdown law.

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So, uh, entertainment news. We'll start with, uh, well, this is kind of entertainment. Not really. It's kind of like, uh, succession, uh, on HBO. Uh, the Samsung family, the, air group, the family that wants to take over, Samsung, the head guy, just said that, yeah, no, I'm not passing the leadership onto my kids. Sorry, they're out. Okay. I mean, he's third generation to head Samsung, and he's apologized,

like he's had a bunch of scandals, and he's tried to, you know, he's consolidated his family's control of the company. It, it, is, it's a lot like succession on HBO. If you haven't watched it, watch it. It's well worth it. So, I mean, he's even served a year in jail for

bribing the president of South Korea. So, uh, now he's backtracked. And on the new, no union stance, he's, uh, trying, uh, he has apologized for getting caught,

sabotaging the efforts to unionize. so the family is out the family is out Lee J. Young the head of Samsung said yeah no not going to pass the leadership to the family so wait for a big fight on that that will be coming soon if the other more more fight on Samsung right we have a fortnight saying they crossed

350 million registered players since March of 2019. I mean, that's up 100 million since last year. And churches are using Fortnite to connect with their youth groups, which is fantastic. So there's one church every Friday. They do a meet a tournament and they just play Fortnite, which is fascinating.

So apparently players logged 3.2, billion hours of the game in April. Wow. Okay. I was one of like I say, I play a minimum of three to four hours every day. So the Travis Scott virtual tour last month. 12.3 million concurrent players tuned in to watch that.

Milo watched it five times. So now developer Eric Games launched an in, entire party royal game mode without weapons. Hello. Thank you. Were you listening to me? You're welcome. And now you're going to take credit for it.

So they did another event at this party royale. Epic games. Thank you. That pisses me on. They did another, not as big as Travis Scott, but they did another, you know, event like this. And it was, it's pretty cool. You could go into different islands.

Yeah. The only point is to mess around and party with your friends. Yeah. Thank you. You're welcome, Epic Games. That ticks me off. Oh, I'm sorry. I mean, they're going to make millions.

And what do I get out of it? You get to talk about it? What do I get out of it, Chris? You get to talk about it. What do I get out of it is what I'm saying? You get to talk about it and it gives you content for your podcast. So an LA Design Studio Production Club created a new post-pandemic concert wear. What is it?

The suit goes on the top half of your body. Okay. It can be disinfected. Okay. Features a ventilation system and an audio setup that helps you mute people. And it's designed really for, you know, raves and parties and just to hang out so it keeps you, you know, you get sick. I mean, okay. I love it.

Now, speaking of raves, though, in Germany now, and this will be. coming to a place here in the U.S. soon if it's not already. They're just not talking about it. They don't want to get arrested. They're having raves in their cars. So they have like a drive-in rave. So like a drive-through church

but for raves. Yep. Yeah, that makes sense. Yes, it does. Yes, it does. Again. You show up. It's either you have a stage sound system or you tune into an internet broadcast. I feel that

driving movie theaters are going to be thing again because of this. Well, even if it's not a movie theater, right? I mean, you show up for these. You party and you all do the same thing. Churches should be that way, all of it. I feel that, again, movie theaters, drive-through movie theaters should be flourishing right now. And I don't see them. There are many here in the Dallas area.

I mean, in the Texas area. Like seven. Like two. Like seven. Like two. And several of the theaters around the country now have set up big screens in their parking lot. Yeah, Volusia County in Florida. They did that. Yeah, the epic theater.

Like I said, several. Well, how about you give some facts? Instead of just saying people have set up giant screens, you'd be like, oh, yeah, Volusia County in Florida, epic theater has set up, you know, just, I'm just giving you some more facts that make it look better. So the rave culture and cars flourishing. I mean, the party has begun now. And so they're going to be using, you know, places like drive-in theaters for their festivals.

I know. And look, all kinds of, I saw IHeart posting their electronic dance music sites. I'm sorry, the EDMs. So that they can, you know, you just be playing that. Just log into this and we'll be all listening to the same thing and dancing in our cars. Oh, yeah. Now it's going to be interesting to see. What's flying between the cars?

What do you mean? How you get to... Plus, who's... When are you using the restroom? Are there going to be separate... No, you're not using the restrooms. There's no restrooms. You're going to have to bring your own...

Yeah, it's bring your own beer and bring your own Porter John. B-Y-O-B. Bring your own beer, bring your own bathroom. Yes. Wow. So what we need to come up with. Oh, God. here we go.

It's a portable urination system. Okay. The hose comes into the car and it just goes into the trunk, a holding container in the trunk. So you don't have to have it inside the car and it's all smelly and gooey.

Just have the... Hold on. You just sit on the hose. Oh, this is gross. You're done. Just think about it. Just think about it. You're done.

I mean, it's a rough draft idea right now. Just taking off the town of my head. Could be a million dollar idea. And it's good that, nope, can we leave Adele alone? She's too skinny. She's too skinny. She's too skinny. She was ugly.

I don't know why people could say that she was cute. She was not cute back in the day. She was not cute back in the day. Oh, wow. She was fat. She was overweight. She was fat. She was overweight

But so what She was Adele And she overcame that Because she was Adele Yes So now she's lost a bunch of weight And we're all in love with her And which is great

But now all the fat people are pissed They don't have anybody They can hang on to Yeah you do That's the problem Yeah you do You got that fat girl What's that fat girl

The wills talk about her The fat black girl What's her name? Oh yeah I don't remember I keep her out of my Igor, Igie. Yeah, Igor.

That's her name. Igor, that's her name. Here, let me Google it. Fat. I can't remember a stupid name. Black singer. Not Oprah Rinfrey. What are you talking about?

Oh, wow. Oh, you need to get a new search engine, man. Wow. No, not Gail King either. Stop. What are you? Lizzo. There we go.

Lizzo. Yeah, Lizzo. Yeah, Igor. So, but she's not as good as, she's not as good as Adele. Oh, absolutely not. not no no no no you give me fat adele and you give me fat lizzo i'll take fat adele yes and adele was an easier person to wrap your arms around so to speak and as a fat person and it has nothing to start with me on you being racist it has nothing to do with that no i didn't say it was

yeah i know if you were starting you're looking at me i could see you absolutely i'm not even looking at you i'm looking at freaking lizzo that's taking two of my computer screens in order to look for her name. That's what I'm looking at. Wow. All I'm saying is that fat people still have someone to look at. You know, they got Oprah. You got a hold on to, Adele was a special.

Adele was a special fat person to hold on too. Okay, let me see. Fat. White. No, she was because all the fat and ugly people were like, oh, it's Adele, it's Adele. It's Adele. She's one of us. And now she's all skinny and they're pissed.

Told you, I got the top 10 sexiest fat chicks in music. So we're in, baby. We have to find out who the top 10 sexiest fat. Is it fat entertainers or musicians or? Sexiest fat chicks in music. All right, we're doing that on the podcast, but I got to get to coronavirus numbers today. So we'll get to those. And then on the podcast for sure, we'll break down the list of the top 10 sexiest fat.

fat chicks in music. And this is by the LA Weekly. This is not us chewing the fat doing this. This is by LA Weekly. Top 10. It's not like we wouldn't do this. I just wanted to make sure that, oh, you freaking fattest. No, this is not us.

This is in the internet. I would get to the coronavirus number. And those numbers are 3,870. 70,751 total cases worldwide, as of this recording, 267,77 761 deaths total worldwide. In the United States of America, we're at 1,271,071 total cases, and we just broke over the 26,000 death mark. I mean, we're at 75,000.

I was looking at Spain. I was like, wow, 26,000. I thought we had a lot more than that. What changed? Did they redo the thing? Now, that was Spain. We have 75,558 total deaths here in the USA. And let's go down to China because they have 82,885 total cases reported.

And we've been telling you that their break free number is 83,000. They don't want to get over 83,000. And so every day, they, cases today, as of this recording, two new cases in China. So, I mean, it's adding up. It is adding up for China, but it's not quite getting there. Yesterday we had 140,409 people through the TSA turnstiles. Up, you know, a little bit.

Day before that was 130,000. So we are up. We are making consistent, you know, consistent number. now 150,000 probably average every day, but that still is not close and if they're going to start charging me for the middle seat to be free

which is going to be free anyway good luck God bless we have now more than 33 million people losing their jobs over the past several weeks it is looking like maybe we go back to work and the sad thing is going to be remember now that we're going back to work and we're opening up some of the windows because everybody is screaming to get out and screaming to get out and screaming to get out it's going to get worse again the numbers are going to go start climbing back up and they're going to start trying to grab control again instead of giving you responsibility like they should have in the first place so just be ready for it is all I'm saying be ready for another little second mandatory lockdown

coming in about three weeks. So by July 4th thing, I think, still holds pretty good. We have Pence and the White House weighing, disbanding the coronavirus task force, except that Trump has come out now and said, I don't realize it was so popular. Everybody's been telling me what a great job we've been doing and how much they love it. So I just keep it going. I'll worry about.

I would keep it going. That's fine. Don't worry about it. We also found out today that if you're part of the middle. military, and you have contracted coronavirus, COVID-19. Yeah, you're going to be disqualified from joining the military. Really? Isn't that interesting? You're going to be disqualified from joining the military if you came down with COVID-19. Why? If I got the flu as a kid,

I could still join the military. But if I got COVID-19, I can't. Wow. Okay. Is COVID-19 the new AIDS? I guess so. I don't know what they know that we don't know, but it's sure. I guess so.

Because I know reports are coming out that the COVID-19 2.0 is coming. And it's deadlier than COVID-19. And I think they're saying that's going to come. I'm not thought. that's beyond the second wave of this. Yes. Yes. Yes.

Yes. So I'm really curious to see why the military leaders have decided this. I know. Like what's what happens once you get it? Is there are you, is you immune system completely shot? I know. I don't know. I don't like that.

I don't like that. I don't like that. I know. Then why are you covering it? Because I don't like it. Oh, I'm sorry. Was that a new rule that just happened from the state? Yes.

Did Governor Abbott just mandate that I had to check with you if you liked the stories or not? No, Governor Abbott, no, but Judge Jenkins and the other judge, Boillet, they were like a new rule. So either you comply or you're going to be with Shelley Luther, you know, that's jail. So that she's out. I'm good. No, no, you're going to take her place. Oh. Yes, you're going to take her place.

I'm sorry. No, I'm not apologizing. Never bend the knee. Never bend a knee to the crown, bastards. Dana Lash. That is not. I changed it for sure, so it's not her. No, I just checked her Twitter.

She just changed it. Unbelievable. You have... Never been to knee. Hers was the race. Yes, but she just changed it. So can you come up with some original content and stop stealing it from the great Dana Lash? Oh, that ticks me off.

She's stealing it from me. If it changed like that, it was that fast. It was that fast because you just saw it on the computer. So another thing come true, by the way, Kroger CEO, Rodney McBell. Hey, look, customers may not find the meat they want. Okay. They'll find something to buy if they're flexible. Fisher, I feel that we have covered Kroger in the last 55 days, because today's 56.

In the last 55 days, we've tried to give Kroger so much leeway. I'm a lot. I'm a fan. I'm a fan. From pickup to delivery to not giving us fluffy. As my beef, I'm pissed. if I go to Kroger and I go order a pork shop

I better get a pork shop and not a fluffy shop I mean fluffy's coming there's no doubt about that and you know what we might as well no go back to the pictures from China and look at how they're breeding the meat dogs

they're just like cattle we're going to do that here we might as well invest now and meat dog farms. And also makes me think about the whole bug issue too. If we all know the, the, I don't think it was a who, but it was NATO.

Yeah. It was who? Well, no, too. Okay, who was talking about, oh, better get some cockroach butter.

Oh, I better get some cockroach milk. Oh, you better get some. Dude. Yeah. Fried crickets. Well,

fried crickets are delicious. Those are delicious, too. You had those. You had those. I've had crickets dipped in chocolate. Those weren't bad. I know. And you had the candy crickets, too.

Yeah, they're not bad. They're crunchy. I like them. Yeah, salty. But, you know, look, the second wave is coming. I would just be clear. We have, there's list of the states that are now, you know, dropping that were pretty good. You know, you've got, you know, Wyoming, Arkansas, Montana, New York, Connecticut, Massachusetts, Colorado, Rhode Island, South Dakota, New Jersey.

See, those states have been dropping pretty good. They've got significant drops in cases. But I'm not sure what's going to constitute when that second wave hits, you know, when they decide to have the lockdown, right? Because you have states like Minnesota, Nebraska, Iowa, New Mexico, Wisconsin, Tennessee, Kansas, Texas, Arizona, New Hampshire, all climbing with increasing cases. And, you know, not, Minnesota was the only one over 100. percent increase, just 155% increase of where they were in the last week. That's it. The rest are

between 30 and 50% increase, but that increase is coming because we're letting people out. And people are out with their gloves and their masks on in their cars. Are you serious? Why are you wearing your gloves and masks in your car? Do you not realize that you came from a place that was possibly infected? Now you brought it into your car. Now you've touched everything in your car, including your face, with the same gloves that you touch the shopping cart and the groceries with. I mean, are we, are we that dumb? Are we that dumb? Don't, no, I don't need an answer. I just, just a hypothetical question.

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Good music. Speaking of fat chicks, I see where fitness is making a big, huge breakthrough here during the lockdown. Peloton, Smashed forecast. Oh, yeah. We also have gold gyms. All the gyms are starting to fold.

Gold's is just another one on the list filing for bankruptcy. And the sports clubs in New York and all the gyms are now looking to restructure all their debt because people like the virtual classes. Hello. They like working out and sweating at home. And that's, you know, I mean, my son's doing the same thing with better you performance. Look it up. Give Elvis some work.

Better you performance. But same thing, right? I mean, it's at home fitness. You're getting what you need at home with your instructor. I mean, I love it. Well, is it with your instructor, though? Yeah. Are you interacting with instructor?

Yes, he does. No, I'm not talking about your son. I know your son is. I'm talking about the Peloton people. I don't think you're interacting with. No, you're not interacting, but they're giving you that live, that live feel. It's just like the mirror. I wish my son was involved in that company.

Oh, the mirror. Yeah. I love that. Elvis should be a part of that. It's just an oversized iPad. No, I know. It makes no sense because I know I'm pissing you off, but it's just, it's not worth it. If you tell me, get the big mirror or the peloton, the peloton is more worth it than the mirror.

Well, really, just an iPad hung on the wall with my son is really all you need. Yeah, exactly. Exactly. I know. I know. So it makes no sense. You're right. It makes no sense.

However, I wish my son was involved in the mirror because it's going to be people. Well, we just helped them out and just gave him the pitch. Yeah, they're going to use it. You better use that pitch. You know, do you prefer to have a mirror that costs you like $5,000 or you just want me in a big iPad? Donzo. I know. That's a good pitch.

Actually, I may have to bring that up with them. Glad I thought of it. So the fat chicks. I and music. Started with the tailwind. The fat, fat chip of music. All right, so we have the top ten list that started with the hell.

She lost about 100 pounds or 10 stone or whatever the hell they call it over there in England. Ten stones. She's lost like eight stone or something. I don't know what the hell she's lost, but about 100 pounds. Yeah, they don't use pounds. Yeah, they lose stones. Whatever. Okay. And she looks, I mean, she looks thin. I don't know if she looks great, but she looks thin. Yes.

Adele, you know, I mean, you get used to seeing people and I'm of one of the people I know. Now, you get used to, you know, you get used to being fat. Overweight. It's funny. You said because one of my memories, it was you back in the day when you were doing a live stream about fear talking, fear walking dead with. Brad Stags and oh boy you have lost some weight you have lost some weight I didn't know you were that

I mean one time I lost a lot I mean one time I didn't use 100 pounds when I was I was Adele with minus the money minus the money okay okay minus the voice yeah minus the being a female but I lost 100 pounds I lost like eight or nine stone you know whatever the hell whatever the hell Liddell lost I lost the same thing

I lost over a hundred pounds I mean, it was a, you know, I saw the picture. Yeah. You had like a big picture and a poster. And, uh, well worth it. Simple to lose. I mean, it was all, was, it was fun. It was a good ride.

What's that? It was simple to lose. It was simple to lose. So the, uh, the list. Oh, yes. Adele got us to the, because people were pissed at Adele now. The people, the fat lovers that wrapped their arms around, you know, so to speak, around Adele. Because she's the, you know, because she's the,

superstar who was overweight. And so, you know, now everybody is saying, doesn't Adele like great? He's wonderful. He loves of his weight. It's wonderful and beautiful. Now the fat people are pissed. It's really interesting because we covered Adele losing weight months ago.

I know. Did everybody just figure out that Adele lost weight? Because I guess so. She posted a picture. She posted a picture on her Instagram that got it all started again. But that's how last time it worked out too. I know. She was hugging like kids in Africa for some charity work.

And we talked about her collarbone. Yes. Sticking out like a freaking, uh, shev. I know. I know she was all Karen Carpenter thing going out. She had the whole Jesus look. Again, Karen Carpenter thing. Yeah, like I said, Jesus look.

Not really Jesus look, but it's okay. All right. At number 10. So we have a list now. The 10 sexy. fat chicks in music. The 10 sexiest fat chicks in music. And so these are the people that we,

the fat people, wrap our arms around, so to speak, because they're stars, but they're fat. Yes, and they don't care that they're fat. Coming at number 10. Like Lizzo, who shoves their fatness down our throats. Yes. And we've just agonizing. I wonder if Lizzo made the top 10 list.

Let's see. Let's see. Jill Scott coming in at number 10. Jill Scott. Yes, because he is a role model for millions just for coming off like, oh, am I fat? I didn't notice. American singer, model, poet, an actress. Jill Scott.

Yeah, I've seen her before. And she's not really, well, okay. Coming at nine. And now this The head shots do work. Yes. I will say the headshots do work. And I'm like I'm just as guilty as anyone else, but the head shots do work.

Coming at nine, Missy Elliott. Missy Elliott. I love Missy Elliott. She's the rapper, black rapper. Right. She was on the movie Honey with Jessica Alba. I'm sorry? She was in the movie Honey with Jessica Alba.

right love it it's one of my favorite movies of all time number eight that one scene that she was in with jessica and it was jessica missy together yeah they were yeah the dance floor yeah it's great okay

i'll never forget that scene me neither i like i like to just call it you know gold honey that's what i'm reminded of that scene number eight Ann Wilson Oh yeah from Hart

She's been a fat chick for a long time A long rocker Oh no wonder The Hart sisters I'm surprised she's not higher up the list No wonder this says I'm pretty sure I'm sure plenty of horny 70s boys Pulled their barracuda to Nancy

Whover wrote this Has a lot of innuendos I'm sure. Then we have number seven, Beth Ditto. Beth, oh, I don't know who Beth Ditto is. Now,

Beth Ditto has done a transgender porn shoot. Is Beth Ditto trans? I don't know, but she did it for a magazine, a lesbian magazine, while on her period. Oh, God.

She jiggles her belly rolls. So Mary Beth Patterson, Beth Dissue, known as her stage, about the American singer-songwriter, actress, most notable for her work with the indie rock band gossip. That's where I know her from. Gossip.

I mean, you can't tear me away from that rock band, gossip music, man. Her voice has been compared to Edna James, Janice Joplin, and Tina Turner. Two of those three, maybe on the fat list. I don't know that I'm just guessing off the top of my head. That's why she's being compared to that. But I was just looking at, oh, Beth, baby. And remember, she was on the cover of a transgender magazine naked. So is she trans?

Again, I ask. And I have not gotten an answer. No, she's just pro-sex. She just pro-text. She's not trans. I guess if she was doing a film at her time of the month, then she wasn't, right? Yeah. So I mean, she may, I don't know how she identifies.

But I do know how she identifies in this skirt, this picture I'm looking at with the skirt and the top material that's holding up the skirt over her shoulders and between her breasts without a top on. Oh, okay. So she's loud and proud. Loud and proud. So if people would like to see that picture, can they email chewing the fat at the place? And you can show them the picture. I'll send you the picture of Beth. Or you can just, you know,

Google Beth Ditto images and you'll find it pretty fast. But what if you don't want that on your Google searches? Then you're gutless. Oh, okay. You're gutless. What are you doing? Then you have number six, Maya Ford, aka Donna F from the Donnas.

Oh, yeah. Oh, man, there's another band. The Donnas? You can't tear me away from. Yeah, the Donnas. Number five. A sad thing. is if I actually listen to some of this music that I'm making fun of, I would probably like it.

So I, and you know them, remember that. And you will know the songs because you heard them. Yeah. You've been on radio for like 50 years, so you know them. So I probably do like them. Number five, Fat Louise Post. I love Fat Louise Post. She doesn't look, oh yeah, no, never mind.

Number four. Coming in at number four. Adele. What is it? This is the top 10. This is the top 10 sexiest. Sexiest fat chicks in music. Music.

Okay. Adele, number four. No way. Number four, Adele, number four? She's, Adel got robbed on this list. Number four? If Lizzo is higher than Adele on this list, I have revolt. We're burning the streets down for Adele.

But Adele gets knocked off this list now, right? Now she does. I mean, now they're pissed. The fat people are pissed. She's off all the fat list. That she's going to be a top 10 sexiest woman. Yeah, she's going to have to. There's no.

Oh, yeah, she'll win all that now. Yeah, there's no qualifier of top 10 sexiest fat chicks. It's just top 10 sexiest chicks in music. Now we're going to have to do one. We should do one, the chewing the fat, the top 10 healthiest female singers in America in the world. Oh, we should do that. We should do like a bracket. And then let the audience.

The healthiest female singers. So we're covering it all. You could be overweight. You can be skinny. You can be thin. But you got to be healthy. Because that's what Adele will say now. I'm not skinny or form of fat.

I'm just healthy. I'm eating healthier. I'm being health conscious. Yes. I'm not eating a thing in my castle here in England because I want to have new boyfriends. I ate a tapeworm. and the tipworm eats everything that I eat.

I had to give my ex a bunch of money and I'm waiting for the album to kick in. Number three. If Lizzo is in the top three, I am seriously, we're burning the streets down. Edda James. Oh, yeah. Well, look, Edda was mentioned as one of the favorites of one of the other fat chicks on the list down the list. Oh, really? Yeah.

Okay. Yes, but one of the other ones that was, was it Jill Scott now it wasn't Jill Scott who was it was it was it was it wasn't ditto was it I hope it wasn't diddo now I might have deleted the one who it was but there was

there was one of them that was compared to Edda so you know there you can't compare a fat chick singer to another to a healthy singer a healthy singer it has to be in the same category doesn't work number two

and I'll give you this Fisher number two is not Igorg slash Lizzo. So, number two is Candy Kane. Ooh, Candy Kane. Is that the stripper from Cincinnati? Yes. Candy cane is unknown to most Adele fans,

but revered in the fat positive circles, blues howling Mama Candy Kane, shared stages with Blue. Black Flag and Los Lobos in her youth. Wow. That's great. Did 80s porn to support the kids she had when she was 17 and is currently beating cancer for the second time. Oh, see, now he came to make fun of Candy Cane.

She had cancer a couple of times. Neither the less to say she is more than earned the album title, The Toughest Girl Alive. No doubt. There it is. her burlesqueous concerts I don't care if she's ballooned out to the size of a freaking house man she's badass

and she plays the piano with her huge boobs you have no idea how I want to see that right now I bet you if you put Candy cane plays the piano with her huge boobs there's video out there Candy

Kane plays piano with bobs. I didn't say her boobs, so I hope it's not, she's not grabbing onto someone else's. Boobes Live at the cruise in. Hold on, video. Oh yeah. Hold on. Come on. Come on. Okay, they started singing. Plays with Boobes Live. Oh, that might be the band. The band Boobes Live. I got to type in her boobs. Wait, here we go. Let's clicking through the video here. Let's see if she's hopping on the piano with her boobs.

Come on, catch up. Here we go. I think this one is actually the band Boobo's. No, I got it. I found the video of her playing the piano with her boobs. Are you ready? Are you ready for this masterpiece? Here we go.

Yeah. Oh, yeah, there it is. That's not what I expected, but... It's still satisfying. It's still satisfying. It's just like, yeah. All right, coming up. Coming in that.

If this is freaking Lizzo, we're burning the streets down. I swear to it. We're ready. Coming in at number one of the top 10 sexiest fat chicks in music by the LA Weekly, Renata Cili Dono. Oh, that's not Lizzo. I mean, yeah, congratulations. Renata.

So Lizzie didn't even make the top ten. Maybe this list was made before Lizzo was a big superstar. And you might ask yourself who is. Renata. I was just going to ask. I was going to ask you and myself. I'm going to read the quote from the writer of this article. This is Instagram post, though.

She's not, she's, oh, never mind. Oh, never mind. Yeah, she's on the bottom. According to the author of the top 10 sexy of fat chicks and music, Renata Celidoni is, I have no idea who this woman is. But damn. Is that what a sense? Renata goes on the anise, I have no idea who this woman is.

That's the report from the LA Weekly. Make sure you quote it right, Fisher. It is. I have no idea who this woman is, comma, but damn. Wow. How's the LA Weekly letting this be? This is the dumbest list ever. Is it?

Because I had enjoyed it. I just found out that Candy Kane plays the piano with her boobs. So she just got another follower. Plus Candy Cain's badass She's badass She's got cancer a couple of times She's been rocking for years She's been out jamming for years

She's traveled the world And she has In fact played the piano With her breasts On stage I mean So that's the top 10

Sexiest Fat Chicks in Music From the LA Weekly All right We gotta do our own list someday I'm