Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 369 | Texas Monthly & The View Takes on Shelley Luther

Episode Date: May 12, 2020

Day 61 inside CQB: Here you have it! The full report on Shelley Luther by TexasMonthly.com. Jeffy brings you the latest from Shelley Luther, South Dakota Governor, and Colorado restaurant owner. Once again CTF looks into the police and judges around the US to see what's happening and things get dicey. Wild dogs attack a women to death. Subscribe on YouTube Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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We'd love to talk. Business. And now, a Blaze Media podcast. Welcome to it. Chewing the Fat. How are you? Yes, we're still in the bunker. Yes.

I mean, we are at day 59, day 60, somewhere in that neck of the woods. I mean... Like you said, day 61, good job. Like I said, day 59, day 60, something like that. So we're still hanging out in the bunker. welcome to it. I wanted to maybe start with, you know, a little good news, right? I mean, you have to start the day with good news, don't you? Of course you do. So last week we told you that Facebook overlords, I mean oversight board, are going to help us to ensure respect for free expression through independent

judgment, whatever that means. And now Twitter is going to be helping us. They're going to label posts containing misleading coronavirus information. So, man, it, that's good news, right? It's good, good news. Right. So, let's talk a little bit about Shelley Luther, the salon owner in Dallas, the new hero. to America. Now, I saw this during the show yesterday, and I thought, ooh, that does not look good for Shelly Luther. And, you know, she's a hero. I didn't want to talk about it yesterday about bringing you down with, you know, looking at Shelly saying, you know, oh, don't make me feel bad about her. So I saved it. And I read the article in a hole. I even, you know, I went to

back and run it a couple times just to be sure. So this Texas Monthly.com, but they do not like Shelly. And maybe they're just saying they're just reporting on the news, but they don't particularly care for Shelly. Now, they talk about her, you know, being arrested and sentenced to seven days in jail on the contempt of court charge. And that was because she, you know, refused to apologize and close down her store. Now, according, you know, if you follow the flow of the story, it talks about how, you know, she met with a group called woke patriots and created her GoFundMe campaign on April 23rd, which was one day before she reopened her salon. According to the campaign organizer, Rick Hire said that he decided that they would approach her and offer to support her as first patriot cause. And she accepted the order. So, you know, does it feel like a PR stunt?

You know, maybe a little. But so what? I mean, of course you wanted it to be a PR stunt because the state, or actually Dallas County was telling her she couldn't open her business because like what we're going to talk about even throughout this podcast today

is how they keep calling them laws. They're not laws. It drives me insane. They're not laws. Anyway. According to Texas Monthly, she obviously talked about I'm not going to shut down my salon, I'm paying the bills, I have people that, you know, I have to work and pay their bills and children's mouths need to be fed. Well, according to this, she had been approved two days earlier for a government loan under the Paycheck Protection Program, a loan that can be forgiven in full, if at least 70 for a five percent. of the money is used to pay employee salaries, and the rest go toward expenses like rent and

utilities. And that still qualifies for loan forgiveness. Now, is that worthy of keeping your business closed? I, you know, you have to figure that out for yourself. And now, of course, they started, you know, the go fund me is, you know, $500,000. And we, you know, joked around that we would spend three and a half days in jail for $500,000 easy. Yeah, yeah, sure I would. I would do quite a bit for $500,000. I think we've already discussed that. But, wait, is that question coming back again?

Because I'm going to do quite a bit. Like I said, I'm going to kill off my wife. I'm willing to kill my first point child. No, not for $500,000. $500,000? Hold on. Let me think about it. What we discussed was $100 million.

A hundred million. $500,000 is more $500,000 than I have right now. So if you tell me that for 500, it's more than the $500,000 I have right now. So if someone with the right price says, hey Chris, can you, yes. Can you tiger kin this person? Maybe. For 500,000, you know, non-family members. Okay.

You know what? I'll take that. Non-family members of Tiger King. 100 million? Oh, you better be on a swivelhead. Absolutely. Hey, honey, would you like to have this brownie I baked for you? It's delicious.

So they're trying to make you believe that Shelley Luther, you know, saw this all coming and, you know, was out to have this big PR stunt. Well, yeah, she knew it was going to get local coverage. for sure. And when the national news picked up on it, was she supposed to turn that away? No. So I don't think that she foresaw, hey, I'll make half a million dollars

on my GoFund me page. I mean, I'm sure that she thought she'd make some money from it. Yeah, and I don't think like we covered off the air. I don't think she meant to think that she'll be, pardon, I guess you could call it a pardon by the governor. No way that could have happened.

I don't think she was like go to the Texas Supreme Court. Ted Cruz come and get a haircut at your salon. The other person, you know, that could see Russia from her house. Come get a haircut. So like, I don't think she foresaw that. But the best thing that she could foresee is getting some news coverage of her breaking the rules. And by the way, for her business, to help. in the long run, right? Whether she, whether they force her to close or not. I mean, this is,

hey, I'm here. Hello, Salon Alamode. Come get your haircut. Hello. I'm right here. On a side note, when you say Salon, what is it? Alamode. I think of Apopi Alamode. Yeah, well, I was. Will they cut your hair with a scoop of ice cream on their head? No, but for every haircut, you get a free ice cream, you know, two scoop. I'm okay with that. Absolutely. You welcome, Shelley Luther. Now that $500,000, just turn it into an ice cream shop, right next door. And so then they go on to talk about this article on Texas Monthly.com about how the neighbors

to Salon Alamode are unhappy with the salon because it's drawn all these supporters and people can't get to their stores. Oh, I'm sorry. Are there a bunch of people there that are for the other store? Are you okay? Are you okay? You can't go out and say, hey, why don't you buy something from me? Which, by the way, also, I'm here too.

I'm a little upset that you haven't sent me like a referral to sign up for Texas Monthly. I am so upset that you make me, you know, become member of all these stupid websites and the one that is holding the key of Shelly Luther, you just decide to keep it to yourself and not share that. I know, I apologize. And so then you think, well, you know,

you want to be, you think to yourself, okay, that dastardly Shelley Luther, I want to hate her so bad. Yeah. And I mean, okay, you know what? TexasMothly.com, you're right. That, I can't take her. That female dog.

I don't want to get anybody's haircut there. I want to close it down. I want a salon a la closed is what I want called. We should open that. We should open that next door to her. Salon a la close. This is what you're supposed to be doing, Shaley. Alla clothes.

That's fine. It could be or you know, a la close. Either way, whatever shop you want to open, I don't care. But I want to hate her now. And then I see that she's on the view. Oh no I mean this If she

Is wants a PR Stunt She got it I don't know that you choose the view for that Maybe you do Maybe you do Well It goes under the view

If you think of the past Past people that have gone to the view Have come out and You know Drop some big bombshells On the view So here's the clip That the Blaze posted

of her appearance on the view. And by the way, it looks like Shelly went to her own salon alamo and prior to the view appearance because she, you know, is looking all made up and the hair is colored and trim. Looks nice for her. Shelly, coronavirus cases are already rising in Texas and across the country where restrictions have been lifted. And you worried about your staff and your customers are, I mean, I would assume you're worried about your staff and customers getting sick since there's now an uptick because of just a second.

I want to be clear with the numbers going up and now she's in Dallas County. Not, you know, I and Chris live in Tarrant County, Texas. It's the next county over. We're right there. Hey, Dallas County, screw you. Which is better than Dallas County right now. Right now I'm so happy that I live in Tarrant County. So I just want to be clear that I know the numbers are going up, but this was really.

reported from Tarrant County. They have reported 485 new confirmed cases. Oh, wow. Okay, 485 confirmed cases a couple days ago. Yeah, on Sunday, all right. 423 of those 485 came from the federal prison. Oh, so as long as you're not in prison, you should be okay. So what are you telling me that the general population outside the prison?

It's okay. Unless the coronavirus smoke signals are being blown from the roof of the federal prison over Tarrant County, you're probably pretty good. Which, by the way, I want to tie something from yesterday. I feel like this federal prison is to get the fogger that is on terminal. Yes. And I don't know. I know this might sound like it's inhumane, but we have people there. Let's fog them all up.

Let's see if there's any... Yes. Right? Thank you. Right. Thank you. I love that idea. Fog the prisons.

Hachtag fog the prison. And by the way... Hold on. I got a hashtag fog. The prison. I feel like this is gold right here. And I feel that if... If, let's say we're going to fog the prison, right?

And we pick the... By the way, being in prison makes you exempt from any future lawsuits against the fog. company that may or may not happen. Go ahead. Okay, thank you. I feel if we take wing A, we're going to fog wing A, because that's where, you know, most of us come in. You get prison deducted from whatever you did. Hey.

Hey. For every year that you don't have any side effects, we take three days off your prison sentence. I'm okay with that. Yeah, three days. Three days. For every year, you get three days kicked off. Now, if there's a side of it. effect, sorry baby, you have to stay in. We don't want to release that side effect into the population.

We'll get back to hashtag fog the prisons. Now, let's get back to Shelley Luther on the view. People not following the rules like yourself. Oh, shut up. Well, I think that there's a rise in the COVID cases because there's more testing available and that has been discussed before. So we expected. arise in the cases. What we need to look at is the number of deaths if that is plateauing at all and to make sure that we have room in our hospital beds and Texas has plenty of room in their beds and are able to care for the people that need to come in at this time. As a matter of fact, there's doctors and nurses getting furloughed.

This is a second, which she, I don't think, ever gets to, is that we need to take a look at those local hotspots. I don't know. Like the prisons. and the jails and the homes the old people homes those localized hot spots that can be traced and then taken care of it isn't just everywhere no and that's one thing that's one thing i'd never understood is it's those two doctors that appear on youtube and they're longer yeah they're no longer it's like you've quarantined you've quarantined everybody instead of just the sick and that makes no sense it doesn't make any sense at all because there's not enough work.

Okay. Well, the one thing that I do want to point out, Shelley, before. I have not seen the view in quite a while. I know this may come as a surprise to you, but I don't watch the show. I know. I know. I should. I should actually record it just to maybe look at it every night just to see who was on it. Seems like an awful lot of work. But I just want to say I haven't seen Whoopi in a while. The mop is gone. She's taken the mop off and she's back to just, dark hair, no mop hair.

So I'm sure if the coronavirus, we're all looking to get our hair done, perhaps Whoopi should fly into Salon Alamode and get her hair done, get back to the mop, and let's take care of a little business. But Whoopi is not going to have any of it. Now the question is, does Salon Alamode do ethnic hair? Of course they do. Oh, my God. What kind of?

I know, I understand why you did what you did. but I would like to hear you put some of that fury and that passion towards the governments that didn't take care of the people because that's what they're supposed to do. So I want you to get out there and fight for all those folks who are not getting what they're supposed to be getting and not getting the information that they need. And then I think I'll feel better about watching you tell people, I'm feeding my people. I get it. We thank you for coming in, Shelley. we come back and let us know how it's going we'll see you again and we'll be right back you won't get on

you can call and say hey I want to come back and let you know how it's going oh look at the time wish we could have you on but I love that the interview was started by the other chick and Whoopi was like give it back you

you're not doing what we told you to do she's that evil bitch that opened this a lot since you failed I have do not close the segment. Now we're done. You know, back.

Oh yeah. They were waiting. And that's the thing too that I want to love Shelley really badly is because. This though makes me love her. Makes me go back to against the PR stunt. And even if it was a slight, of course it was some kind of PR stunt.

That was the whole deal. I don't think the whole PR stunt is something that we should be like, oh, she did that on purpose. Of course it's everything that we do in today's World Fisher. It's a PR stunt. because you're going to talk about the crazy lady in Miami. She talks about it. She doesn't talk about it as calmly as me and you are talking about it without curse words.

But everybody right now is looking for the next TikTok, for the next Instagram, for the next Facebook, for that as YouTube to go viral so that they can become the next coronavirus celebrity. So we're going against Dallas. What is the stupid thing? What is there? The great website again. Texas Monthly.com. We're going against their little, we don't hate Shelley Luther.

All right. We understand what she was doing. Now let's move on to South Dakota Governor, Christy-N-O- Oh, yeah, that was too. So we're in love with her. She's great. She's great. We're in love with her.

She's great, right? What's her name again? Christina, Governor. That's what her name is Governor. Governor. G-R-I-S-T-I. K-R-I-S-T-I-N-O-E-M. Christi-O-E-M.

We like her, and we like what she has to say, but more importantly, as a governor, you don't see a lot of governors saying what she says and looking like she looks. Absolutely. That has helped the love of Christy-N-O-Row in the United States of America. Yes.

So now I see a story where the great governor of South Dakota, who we all love, is going up against the Indian nations. And I kind of feel like, Christy, what are you doing? She has told the leaders of the O'Galala Sioux tribe and the Cheyenne River Sioux tribe. Bless you. I thank you. No, no, I didn't.

It was the O'Galala Sioux tribe and the Cheyenne River Sioux tribe. They have set up checkpoints to prohibit anyone who does not live on the reservations from entering. unless they're carrying out essential services. All right. And they've issued strict at stay-at-home orders for residents, despite the fact that South Dakota never locked down the state. The Indian nation is separate. All right, we've screwed those people enough.

They get to do what they want. No. No, don't even start with me. This is going to be another thing about blowing up the stupid cemetery. We talked about while they were trying to do the border wall. No. Okay, I'll give you that we screwed them. I'll give you that we screwed them over over the years.

They want to stop people coming on their reservation. Absolutely not. Absolutely not. This is America. It's America. It's America. It's America. It's our country.

We allow them to be there. We allow them to be there. Our country. Is it? Yes. Is it? Yes. Because I, I could.

If we want to step back from that a little bit, I could say that's what I said when we wanted to, you know, bring on Puerto Rico. Now that we brought them on as a, as a, I don't know, what do we consider you, Puerto Rico again? A territory. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, territory. Yeah, but here's the difference. Here's the difference. Here's the difference.

No, no. Here's the difference. We're not on the mainland. So, if they put rules that we can do, I will support what the government says. But I'm sorry. You little reservation is inside America. Okay, your big reservation is inside America on American soil. You're lucky that we gave you that one spot.

They get to do what they want. And she's wanting them to stop their checkpoints. Good. This just make her look at it. This was two days ago. Christy said, hey, no, you've got to stop your checkpoints. and the tribes were like, um, no. Are we going back to like Cowboys and Ineus?

Because if you think about it, I believe that was a quote from the Okalala Sioux tribe. By the way, if you think about it, the Sioux tribe has refused to take down the checkpoints. All right, they are not taking it down. They're saying screw you. Which is what, oh, we can. Oh, my God.

I hate you being on the side of white people against Indians. Oh, my gosh. And by the way, if you think about it, we are going backwards to the Cowboys and Indians. Because everybody's wearing masks. And the Indians are going to start throwing spears and bows and arrows. And they should. Fine. And they should.

Christie is way off base with this. Hey, Christy, next time, you know, you see. And it sounds like that's what she wants to do. Are you kidding me? that is agonizing. I don't care how good you look. So let's move on to another business during this coronavirus pandemic. We had Shelley Luther in Salon Alamode.

Let's talk about the restaurant owner in Colorado that opened up this Sunday. he opened up busy busy busy right i mean he had the big sign out front that read what was the quote on the on the door our it said attention our freedom doesn't end where your fear begins if you are afraid to be within six feet of another person do not enter this business and i said okay i'm good with that. And we talked about a little bit about it yesterday. We talked about the guy that came in and got the takeout. We talked about another guy that came in and said, ooh, this looks scary. It's too many people. They're packed in here. I can't do it. I'm going to leave. And not only did he say to himself, I don't want to do this. I'm going to leave. I'm going to report

that place. That's what pisses me off in today's world. He can't just make the decision for himself. You know what? There's too many people there, especially now in the time that we're in. I don't feel right about going into this restaurant with all these people in there eating and being so close together, many not wearing masks. I'm going to go someplace else or just go home. But instead of just doing that, added on that he's going to call, I'm going to call and report you, because that's not right. And I just want to punch the guy right in the face.

Just make your decision. That's how you make, you don't need to report. And if you want to be, if you want to be a war, year in today's world, just tweet about it. Report them on Twitter for your tweet. But no, we have to report to the authorities as well. So, good news, though, good news coming out of Colorado because the governor now has canceled his business license.

So that's good, right? I mean, sure, we want you to stay open and feed people and feed mouths and take care of things. But we can't do. The health department has ordered you to shut down. And if you're not going to comply with our rules and orders, then we're just going to shut you down. And by that, I mean, ooh, there goes your business license. and goodbye. You can't be open anymore.

Have a nice day. Oh, thanks, governor. That's real nice of you. Thank you. Thank you. I mean, these governors are going to be going up. I don't know where the big line is, but at some point,

Americans are going to be enough is enough. And you keep asking what is the line. And I don't think there is a line because we've seen a lot of line crossing, right? It feels like we've seen a lot of line crossing. I don't think we've seen as much as we... The police guy arrested that at the park. We've seen the police person arrest the lady at the park.

We've seen the stupid robots now that is roaming around. We've seen the drones flying around. We've seen closures of stores. now there's no open, like the hope that I was looking at the end of the tunnel is no longer there. Wow. So like what is the line? We've seen people thrown in jail for opening their business. Well, the government overreach, right, is instead of, I mean, it's been what, 50s, what I say, 55, 56, 57 days.

Yeah, 61, yeah, 61 days. Yeah, like I said, isn't in the 50s? Two months. So two months. not we were okay with the 15 days and then we're okay with now we're going to tack on another 30 well all right if it's for our safety that's fine but within within that next 30 days shutting down everything and you can't be open and you can't decide it's not your decision we've decided for you under mandate from on high that we're going to call laws that aren't really laws that are going to shut

you down. And that's it. I mean, this is a prime example or I'll take that back. This is the best place for those constitutional lawyers to start grabbing those people that were breaking the law that is not really a law and start making those judges just go through case, go through case so that at least if we're not going to open up, we have some precedents that says, no, you can't do that. I know. Lawyers, stop focusing on divorces and focus on this. I feel like, tell people to go back home and fall back in love. Yes. Okay. I'm going to fall for your verse. No. Did you get you rights violated? Yes. Okay. We're going to do on that. Go back on home. Go do your wife. Go do your husband. Go do whatever you want to do. Come back at me because we're going to focus.

on this first, then you marriage later. Then you marriage later. So go back and tell your husband and or your wife, look, I thought I loved you. Let's see if we could find ourselves in love again, all right? And come back to me in another 30 days, because right now I'm going to be focused on something else other than your little piss-ass marriage, okay?

Get out. Boy, that doesn't sound like a good attorney at all. Anyway. That's what I mean you're not attorneys. So, as you know, chewing the fat this very podcast that you're listening to no one supports police departments more than we do

oh crap here we go what do you mean what story do you have what do you mean why do you say here we go no one supports the police department more than we do so what did the cop do

because if we have to start digging in on how we feel about police officers surely that we love them and support every bit of work that they do that means they may Just because we support them. Doesn't mean we support every bit of work they do. Okay.

That's a miscomment. So I feel that we're about to dig deep on our emotions for police departments and for policemen and police women. What did they do? Well, these two stories. Oh, God. Just reminds you. I'm sorry?

Two stories? That's just a couple of. Oh, okay. We could just do one. You know what? You know what we can do? We can go to police and the judicial system together. Okay.

I like that. I like that. No one, no one supports police and the judicial system more than this program. Dun-dun. Now, I've talked before about how people out on parole are forced to go back to the crime they started with to get them on parole because it costs so much money. Okay. The system is built to keep a brother down. And that's clear.

I don't know what race has to do with all this, but okay. I didn't say anything about race. Yeah, but the way you said brother, it was not like brother. It was like brother. The system is made to keep a brother down. See, there it is, right? I feel like, okay, never mind. Continue.

See, who's the racist here? You? I think it's clear which one is. Yeah, you. with two of us very clear. Is it? Oh, Wadi MacWi-Mack-Yi-Face. I hate Indians, white man that's not a white man.

Indian is not a race. Indian is not a race. They're just people. All I'm saying is that Wadi-Mac-Wati-Face is calling the brown person racist. Okay. See who's woke now, Whitey? Anyway, the system is meant to keep a brother down. that's all I'm saying.

All right. So there's a story here that talks about how a working mother of five paid by a check when she needed groceries and household supplies back in 1997, her bank account ran low on funds. Four of her checks bounce at the stores near her home in Little Rock, Arkansas. Who among us hasn't bounced a check, first of all? I mean, that's to be clear about that. Who among us?

That's what I thought, everyone. So the penalties for these errors for lack of, you know, and I love the story for lack of overdraft protection. Well, do you want to protect protection with that? No, I just want my money in a checking account. I don't want the extended freaking warranty on my money, okay? I'll fix the vacuum cleaner if it breaks. I don't want to pay the extended warranty.

So this, between the judicial. fines and the bank fines and the other fines. This went on for 20 years of trying to pay these fines. I mean, holy cow. It may be time to take a look

at. And she tried to fight it. And of course, you know, what are the other judges going to say about the other judges who have been fining her? Ah, that's fine. Yeah. Now, look, you know what? It does sound like that was a little

bit of abuse, but you know what? The cities can't be held liable for unconstitutional actions. They perform through municipal courts. Wait, what? Yeah. The 8th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals. Yeah, yeah, the cities cannot be held liable for the unconstitutional actions. They perform through municipal courts. Oh, oh, okay. You know, it's rulings like that that make me support the police in the judicial system even more. Friendly reminder. To get a drink of Coca-Cola zero sugar is what's a friendly reminder is. I'll tell you that.

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You'd think that he's just sitting back with his arms crossed and his feet up at home, you know, thinking, ah, isn't a pandemic, nothing is happening. You would be wrong. So let's go to the coronavirus numbers and see where we're at in today's world,

okay? As of this recording, 4,37,181 total cases worldwide, 289,9,920 deaths worldwide. United States of America, 1,392,9276 total cases. cases with 82,237 deaths here in the U.S. And that 1,392,000, which means we'll, you know, we're probably going to break that 1,400,000 sometime today.

If you're listening live, the 12th of May 2020. So, you know, look forward to that breaking news. And in China, our friends in China, looking to who is getting closer to the 83,000. thousand mark total cases in china and they now have 82,919 total cases because they have one new case that has been listed at the time of this recording so i mean you can well expect those numbers are just exploding and you know you know that that one person is dead right now because because of that one person they're getting closer and closer to 83 000 i think they've got you know eight billion people with the coronavirus.

And they're the one. Oh, you've got it. Oh, so you've got it. So before they were counting every 10th person that was sick. Yeah, something like that. Maybe even every hundred. Okay, so now they're just counting every 5,000 person that is sick. I think whatever the guy is, we're not going to pass that 83,000 mark.

The guy that is the, that picks the one that puts them over 83,000, it will be, Those two will both be gone. Now I was going to say something pretty bad, and I don't want to do that right now. So just... Wow. Wait. Just, the Fisher just censored himself? I did.

There's a big gap at the 36 minute mark that I would love to live... I'm going to leave that mark there. That is the moment that Jeff Fisher censored himself at the 36 and three seconds. You don't realize this. This is going to come as a surprise. There are times when I censor myself. What? I know.

Dude, 2020 is just full of surprises. That particular time, I almost didn't. And then I realized I probably should. Can you tell me off the air once the show is over? And then in the podcast, I could let the people know if it was offensive or not. Yeah, that's fine. Okay, good. So that's why you have to subscribe to the podcast.

And then I will let you know if that 36 minute mark silent that I left in there was offensive or not. Or Jeff is being a wuss. Oh, see? Oh, no. I think I'm a far cry from being a wuss, my friend. Okay. All right. I don't know.

You will let the audience judge themselves. That's fine. Let's take a look at the TSA turnstile checkpoint. Oh, it's over. You are right, Chris. You were right yesterday when we hit the 200,815 mark yesterday. Okay. I mean, the 200,815 mark was the numbers the day before yesterday.

For Sunday. Okay. So yesterday. Monday. The 11th. Got it. 2020. 215,645 people through the turnstiles.

America is open. America. is back open. The airplanes are going to just come out of the dock and fly. Those of you learning math on Zoom through your school studies and you're still learning the new math, I'll tell you this, okay? $215,645 is so close to 2,512,315 people that went through the turnstiles last year. You can't even tell the difference.

can't even tell the difference. America is open. America is open. And thanks to the TSA, we know it's fact. It's so bad. It's so bad. Wow. I mean, when 250,000 people are going through the TSA turstiles, and that's good.

And how many airports? Wow. Okay, hold on. I want to do this. How many airports have TSA? 8,000. 18 airports across America have TSA. Okay. So according to this, there are 200 airports that have TSA. Okay. So break that down. So break that down. So how am I, give me the number?

215, 645, 215, 645 divided by 200. A thousand people average traveling through those airports. I mean, ghost towns. Did I say America was open? I feel like... No, well, it is. I mean, clearly, did I say ghost towns? I meant towns. Oh, okay.

Towns. Towns. It's like Disneyland. It's you just go in there and, oh, shoot. I did not hold my kid's hands. So now he just got kidnapped because there's so many people. Dude, that is so sad. Only a thousand people.

I mean, it's so happy. It's America's back. We're bouncing back. Right. Hey, listen, you got to flatten the curve. I feel like the curve is so. flatting? We got to shut down the economy until we have a vaccine.

Oh, no. No. Mail in voting for everyone, right? No. No one could go back to work yet. Right? Listen, if you get sick, we'll put you in a nursing home. Don't worry about it. You're fine. Or a prison. But wait, those are the hotspots. I'm sorry? Those are the hot spots. Why are you going to put me if I'm sick

in the hotspot? That's like, that's like, you're already sick. That's like you tell of me like, hey, you know, it's a zombie apocalypse and you know you're sick right you have a cough okay we're going to throw you two the zombies over there and just stay over there with the zombies that makes no sense yeah you're fine don't worry about it you're fine okay don't worry about it okay don't worry about it and there was a big shootout at a texas park yes yes i mean it's right here where we live i don't know about it i was going to go i was going to go but well some people are happy that you didn't theblease.com slash podcasts.

So at least five people were shot at a Fort Worth, Texas Park Sunday. They all got to gather about 600 people gathered at the park on Sunday at the time of this shooting. You knew about this event, the fireworks that were going on, Chris? Because I am a little disappointed. I didn't realize that there were going to be fireworks because I was waiting for July 4th when we normally shoot fireworks off and celebrate the independence of this great. country. I don't know what America you live in, but fireworks are an everyday thing. So, 600 people show up. Nice. I know. It would have been 604, but I forgot to go. Right. Yes. So maybe, and the good news is,

is that perhaps if you were there, more than five people would have been shot and I would, I know. Whoa. Wait. I just said it was good news. Wait, so you thought that I would be one of the... It's possible? Why did you think I would be shot? Because I'm brown? No, because you were there. So that automatically says...

Oh, now it's because... Thank you. Thank you very much, everybody. We're done. I just walked away like Donald Trump. Wait, did you just learned that yesterday? Yes. Because that was a great, a great move from our president.

From now on, when you start giving me the race, to say, thank you very much, everybody. We're done. Maybe you should ask China that question. Okay? Maybe you should ask Puerto Rico that question. That's what I thought. Okay.

Okay. So they responded to reports of fireworks, which by the way, I guess they're illegal now too. Reports of fireworks, people are reporting, oh my gosh, there's fireworks. Well, you know, the carrots. Was this a rave? Was this a pop-up fireworks show? The, the currents of the world are tired of calling Susie and Bob for, going outside for walks.

I want to know what Twitter site I got to be a member of to know about the pop-up rave firework parties. You have to be pro fireworks 24-7. No one is more for pro fireworks than this program and myself. Now that you said that, you'd be started getting alerts now. I have sold fireworks in my life. What? Hold on.

Delivered them or sold them? Those are two different things. It's the same thing. No, no, no, no. Did you stand on the side of the road at a old trailer where this says fireworks real big? Was that you at one point in life? Or were you the guys? Okay.

Then you, no. But I stored them in a storage unit. Okay. And delivered them to 7-Elevens around the Detroit metropolitan area. That doesn't count. You have to be the guy on the side of the road inside the trailer. So a video captured the incident, made the rounds, of course, and two people were critically injured. Do we know why the shootout happened?

Were they not happy with the colors of the fireworks? I guess they were a little pissed. Did they realize that the fireworks came from China and they were pissed that they used Chinese? Yeah, these fireworks were from Bill in Fort Worth. Bill, okay. And I don't know. I don't know. The individuals, maybe they weren't complying with the six feet social distancing at the park.

I say six feet, damn it. Right. Right. Shoot. You're not going to start watching fireworks. And by the way, the video is still daylight out. So normally fireworks. No, those are the new fireworks.

See, if you were member of the Firework American Society, you would know that those fireworks, so the new version of the fireworks where they do better when the sun hits them. Oh, okay, cool. Yeah. No, I wasn't aware of that. Man, I got to start going, I got to read the paper or something. Yeah, you need to go back to your

Texas Monthly.com, and usually we do a page insert on the Texas Monthly.com for an ad. So here on this program, we have warned people that animals are going to start taking over. Animals are going to start taking over. Animals are going to start taking

over. I have an update. Remember the moose I've been talking about with my sister? They lost. We talked about that on the air? Yes, yes, because we talked about the moose and the bear. On the air. On the air. And mooses have lost the fear

of man. My sister is in the backyard. She's grilling. She's by the fence with a baby. My brother-in-law goes, do not move a muscle. She's like what the moose is by your hair fisher it was smelling her hair coming up to get the grill what is she doing out there without being protected uh by and grilling that's like saying hey hello bears and mooses there's a fence but since the mooses are so tall the head was like over

the fence like it was like at a barn dude it was awesome yeah it was awesome until he picked up sister by her hair and drug her over the fence and into the woods so it's a little a mom and a little calf just so they just walk around so that's good news i mean mom is just out you know looking for human saying hey throw me a throw me a throw me one of those throw me one of those steaks for my kid yeah yeah so a uh doctor in georgia in vedaalia georgia by the way home of the vidalia onion uh wait what Is this a flashback from your grocery work? I freaking knew it. I freaking knew it.

I was a produce manager for a while. Oh, what? Vidalia onions are. Are those are red, yellow, white, scalyms? There's Spanish, there's yellow, there's red, the vedalia onions, when they're in season from Georgia, very popular. You're really a sweet onion. He's such a nerd.

So they noticed a vehicle parked on the shoulder of the road. The car was running. The doors were open. The officer checked the area. Discovered the doctor's body in the ditch. She was attacked by wild dogs. What have we been saying on this very podcast for months? The animals are taking over.

Well, not just the animals. I'm going to give even further credit. We talked about fluffy for the longest time. Thank you. So this was a fluffy that got sick. And instead of them putting them down, they let them go wild. And now... Let them out free.

Unbelievable. I. Unfeckin believable. Is she okay? No, she's dead. Oh, she dead. died. Oh, that's so sad. They drug her out of the car and drove away. Hold on. Hold on.

She's in a car and they found her. I just know what the story said. Okay, so the story says that there was a vehicle and she was on the side of the road. And she was out in the dish. It was still running. It was still running. Doors were open. Okay. All right. The officer checks the area. Uh-huh. He finds her body in the ditch. Okay. It believes the officer was attacked by a pack of wild dogs. Okay.

I'm going to read between the lines here. Just for a little bit. It's very sad. I just know that those dogs drug her out of her car. Okay. That's your theory. My theory is that, again, losing a life is very sad, and I'm sorry that this person is dead.

Especially from Vidalia, home of the onion. Absolutely. All I'm saying, that's what she. gets for trying to bring back a lost dog. That's very possible that there was a pack of dogs and she stopped to see if she could, hey, are you guys need hungry? You want to do something? Yes.

And I don't know if you've ever been seeing a pack of dogs, a pack of wild dogs. I have. Yes. It is not a happy moment. No. Because they are looking at you like, I'm about to get in your ass. Yes. They're looking at you just like the lions and the lionesses and the jaguar looks at that.

nice little deer over there. Yes. So, because it's no longer fluffy. It's fluffy. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

Hold on. One more time. So, so who is this again? It's no longer fluffy. It's fluffy. That's a fact.

That's a fact.