Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 37 | Post Oscars Red Carpet Event

Episode Date: February 25, 2019

Jeffy does the post red carpet event for the oscars and more food recalls. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The world is full of movies. From the Oscars to the Spirit Awards, to movies being rated what other people think they shouldn't be rated. But let's be fair. And let's think about it, honestly. For years, the rules have been the same. You can always think that things are bullshit. You can think that, oh man, that is shi-t. but you can't take a

you can be pissed off but you can't be on I didn't make the rules those are just the rules that's how things get rated are I don't think you're supposed to say the a-b-ha-wit

welcome to chewing the fat how in the world are you happy f***ing Monday are you kidding me 173,000 376 pounds of frozen pork entree products are being recalled. What am I?

Thank you. Thank you. What am I to do for dinner now? I don't know. I mean, maybe we just eat them. Maybe we just cook them up and nuke them and don't worry about it. Look, they're supposed to be contaminated with extraneous materials. Can you just burn that off?

Who hasn't eaten extraneous materials in their life? Just burn it off. Pieces of glass or hard plastic. I mean, the hard plastic, okay. The pieces of glass, that's a tough one. It's a tough one to go down. So apparently the Belliccio Foods. One more time?

Belisio Foods. B-E-L-L-I-S-I-O foods. Jackson, Ohio Establishment Figures, Ohio. The frozen not ready to eat boneless pork rib patties produced on various. dates. And it comes in the Boston Market frozen meals. Some of those Boston Market Frozen meals are really good. They are. Really good. I love them. To be fair, I'm not a fan of the pork ribs, so I'm going to take them back. The ones are in the freezer, I'm going to take them back. I'm not going to throw them away. I'm going to get my money back. But if you have those in

your freezer, I would take them back. You could throw them away if you want. But my advice is to take them back and get your money back. Apparently, people have have complained, but there has been no injury or illness yet. But if you had injury or illness, is that a piece of glass? You need to go to your health care provider, then I would call Bellasario food people. Then say, I'm just calling it. I had some pork panties. And good luck.

Maybe you could pull it off. That's a lot, though. 173,376 pounds. I mean, I mean, I'm even not that way that much. All right, crime, crime done wrong. I mean, maybe it's time to find a new gig. All right. Authorities say a Florida man stole a bunch of collectible coins.

All right, so he breaks into a house and he steals these collectible coins. They're worth thousands of dollars. And in fact, the story says tens of thousands of dollars. He runs them through the grocery store change machine. Okay. It's time to... Coin star. Okay.

It's time to find a new job. All right. Your criminal life is not paying it off for you. Okay. Apparently, random, you know, the coin star machines, right? So you see him dumping him in. He's dumping him in getting his money. You know the guy at customer service, like, man, how many coins does he have?

Got all these coins. They're worth $33,000. So he could have parked. them anywhere for 20 grand, even 15 grand, right? Just pawn them gone. Take the 15 grand and hit the road. No, we're going to put him in Coinstar and get, you know, $10. $150.

May it's time for you to. And that's weird. CoinStar recognized so? It's time for you to, uh, it's time for you to find a new gig. Well, no, I know that he was caught putting the coins in. But I want to know what was on the screen when he was putting him in in. Because CoinStar is very, if it was CoinStar, they're very petite by what kind of coins you can put in their machines.

Because you just spilled them right. If it's like an 18-quarter, oh, just put that thing out. So I'm curious. Well, he got arrested, and then he told them what he did with them. He got arrested, he was caught, you know, because they was seen coming out of the house. According to, I'm just going by this story. Now, maybe CoinStar, maybe they have an alert.

Maybe the machine starts, you know, like a washing machine off kilter, starts shaking and the store gets alerted and then the police get come in. I don't know. I don't know. If you ever walking past a coin star and you just looks like a washing machine off kilter, then, you know, you know somebody's put some illegal coins in there. Another, perhaps it's time to find a new job. If you're a criminal and you're growing pot in your house and your, you're, you're, you're growing pot in your house. in your grow house and your grow house is where there's something called winter

and snow happens and your house is the only house that doesn't have snow on the roof you know what happens the cops go hey how come that house doesn't have any snow on the roof hello that's the police who is the police you like to come in

well for what We're concerned about your house There's no snow on the roof Yeah, we have a heater up there Oh yeah We believe you're heating I don't know Pot plans

Thank you Thank you You know The thing is is You ever have a girl house in your neighborhood You know what it looks like Oh yeah Oh yeah

You know the house And I'm not talking about I'm not talking about the obviously If you're in a place that has winter And there's no snow You know, your entire neighborhood is covered in snow. And your house looks like summer. It's a problem.

But there was a couple houses in my one neighborhood I lived in that. Florida? I know were grow houses. Florida? Yes. I know they were gross. I mean, you never saw anybody there. Nope.

Windows are closed. Yep. Yard guy comes. I mean, it's immaculate, kept nice. Once in a while, a trash can, as you see out of the curb. And then it's gone. Don't you dare look in. You don't see anybody doing anything out.

And so they come in the middle of the night and never anyone. They don't see anybody in or out. Nothing. Windows are closed, all of it. But that's a problem. That means that something has happened inside that house. Now, it could be, you know, I don't know, sex slaves, sex trafficking. Could be any number of things.

I'm just guessing grow house. But any houses like that, you see in your neighborhood where you don't, I don't see anybody coming out. I mean, I'm not one to say, see something, say something. But just pay attention. Right? I'm not saying report them, but just pay attention. I hate the idea of seeing, see something, say something,

because I'm not going to, I don't want to say I'm going to call the cops. But I might say, oh, hey, how you doing? Do you see the guy rolling out the trash can at two in the morning? Hey, what's up? How you doing? What's going on? Yeah, nice, I stopped by. I hadn't seen anybody.

you know in the house at all forever everything all right neighborhood man found shot to death no one knows why maybe you should call the cop all right so i watched some of the Oscars i only watched a little bit of it because you know Walking Dead was on opposite the Oscars so I watched the beginning of the Oscars and then I went over to Walking Dead I mean, for those of you that subscribe to chewing the fat with Jeff Fisher, you've already got your alert and let you know, boop, that Talking Walking Dead was uploaded today, which happens every Monday. And so you don't have to, and we've already been through this. I'll just explain to you again. You don't have to listen.

You do have to download. You do have to download, and then you can delete, not listen. But that happens. So if you don't like it, you know, you don't like walking down. That's fine. But I did catch a little bit of the Oscars. And I wanted to catch the very beginning because, you know, there was no host. And I offered my services for months.

And they turned me down, bastards. Would have been so much better with me. Hello. But I have a feeling. Do we know? I'm going to look at, find, see if we can find the overnight ratings. Because I didn't look for the overnights. But I bet you their way down.

It just felt like they were, it felt like they were way down. Did you see the story of the place, the role before the Oscars came on that the Oscars producers had to promise the ratings. They had to like write in a piece of paper saying like say don't leave us, don't leave us sponsors.

Like we're projecting to this. Yeah, yeah, no, that was for the sponsors saying they wanted mandates for ratings. Like we'll pay the money which whatever. There was a fortune for commercials and we'll pay the money but they had to guarantee ratings. So, you know, what happens with that is is then, you know, ABC says,

ooh, hey, we didn't make the numbers. Sorry, your commercial gets to be on every ABC show from now until December for free. You don't have to pay us another dime, but you'll see your commercial everywhere on every ABC show. So, I mean, that's, you know, that's, I'm sure what happens. And that happens with the NFL, too, for the Super Bowl. They give those same guarantees. So we got right now, numbers are in. And this is from Deadline, Hollywood,

with an audience of 29.6 million. Oh, that's not bad. And a 7.7 rating between 18 and 49. The 91st... Where's that rank them? Go ahead, go ahead. The 91st Academy War winner are up from the record lows of the 90th Academy. Wow.

But I think that was because of the hosting. People were wondering how... Because this was the first time since, I think, was the 60-something Academy Award winning, they didn't have a host. That's possible. I want to see how it was going. And it was okay. I mean, they brought out the three dingleberries there at the beginning that weren't funny.

Key? After Queen opened, which was great. So, I mean, that was a great opening for the Oscars to have Queen open. But then they brought out the three girls, the three. the three chicks. Oh, yeah, from Parks and Rec. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And they were hilarious.

Were they? Oh, man. My gut hurt from the time, they started until the time it was over. It was so funny. I was bent over laughing. So hard. Man, it was good.

Oof. So anyway, Green Book won. Best Picture. Robbie Malik, best actor in a leading role for Bohemian Rhapsody. He was great. Olivia Coleman for

Is it just favor right? Because there's a you in there And I'm not really sure if it's pronounced favor right All I'm saying is you don't know this without your Oscar music I know I know And I should I meant to be there last night on the red carpet And then I realized

You know I just don't have time I just don't have time to be on the red carpet Plus I mean we can still Live from the Academy Awards. Chewing the fat brings you the 91st Academy Awards from the Red Carpet. Welcome. Welcome. This is Jeff Fisher. Brought to you, brought to you today by Relief Factor.

If you're tired of seeing actors and actresses walk by you like their fresh young things, get relief factor to help you walk just like them. Hey, there's Regina King. She's probably going to win actress for her supporting. Regina. Regina, can you... Regina? Regina's busy. She's going over to talk to some other network. She doesn't have time for us.

Welcome to the 91st Academy Awards, red carpet for chewing the fat. Hey, there's Robbie Malik. Robbie, we loved you at Robot 2. And you were great at, Robbie. I don't think you could hear me. I don't think anybody can hear you. Is the music too loud?

Should I bring it down so they can you? Maybe, yeah, because I'm trying to call it. Okay, all right, okay. I'm trying to call. Oh, there's Olivia Colvin. She's got a good chance to winning actress in a leading role. Olivia, Olivia, hey, this is Chewing the Fat here. Come here, come here, I want to talk to you for a little bit.

I loved you. I loved you in Broadchurch and your movie favorite with a U is great. Olivia. She made eye contact. Olivia, is that your husband? He looks great too. I see you to bring any of your kids with you. Keep going.

Man, what he wants to talk to us? That's what would have happened. Oh, Marcella Alley, probably going to get an actor and supporting role. Marcella. Marcella, come here, you want to hit it? I don't know why we just had a bong on the red carpet. We're probably going to get arrested. What the hell?

Speaking of that, did you see there was a video on Twitter passing around, either the creators of South Park or they had to do something in South Park, where they went to one of the red carpets of the Oscars high on, some kind of acid. They were high on acid. LSD, okay. And they were dressed as girls, you know, dresses. And you could see, like, their eyes super high.

And people were asking them, it was a whole documentary of them going to the Oscars high on acid. And then the guy goes, the worst thing was that the high came down as the Oscars were starting. Oh, I bet. And we could not leave. So we were all down the entire time. What's going on?

So boring. But it was funny. I've only known a few people that really enjoyed being on LSD on acid in my life. And I would never take anything like that ever in my life. But just I will say this, I didn't like it. I mean, I wouldn't have liked it. And I'd taken it in my life. I wouldn't have liked it.

I used to know one guy used to know in high school, 100 years ago. He used to get up early and drop a hit of acid and then go back to bed so that when his mom came in to wake him up in the morning, he was already dripping. Nah, that story's just made up. I don't even know what you're talking about.

That's just dumb. Coming to you live from the 91st Academy Awards, the Oscars, Chewing the Fad with Jeff Fisher, Hey, is that Lady Gaga wearing a $30 million Tiffany Diamond? Lady. Lady Gaga, you're probably going to win something. Come here. You're a little bit louder. She can't hear you.

Gaga! Lady! Yeah. I love the necklace. I know it's 30 million Tiffany Diamond. I don't think she heard me. I don't think so. I don't think she heard me.

She just kept going. But her necklace looked great. That's beautiful. Beautiful necklace. Beautiful. Her performance was fantastic. That was great. With, what was it,

Mark Wahlberg? Yes, that's who it was. She's in the movie A Star is born with Mark Wahlberg. Although it wouldn't surprise me it was Marky Mark, but no, it wasn't. No? No. Sorry to disappoint you. It was not, was not Mark Wahlberg.

It's funny, though. I like that. Also, you know, the cool thing about going to the Oscars, if you're one of the actors, You get the gift bag. Oh, yeah. Now, remember, they had a big thing a few years ago where the actors never paid any taxes on any of this. Wow.

On these prizes. And some actors were we got into a little trouble. So they're not giving them money, though. They're just giving them like an iPad. They're just giving them, you know, the $148,000 gift bag. I'm sorry? Just giving them the $148,000 gift bag. That's all?

What's inside the bag? Can we resell it? Oh, sure you can't. Sure, that's why you take it. That's why you take it. What's inside the bag? No problem. Let's see what's inside.

The nominees are given vouchers to redeem the big ticket items. Oh, see, because you're not, they don't let you walk around with it. Like this year's most expensive gift, a luxury cruise for two to Iceland, the Galapagos, the Amazon or Central America. So that goes for the winners, correct? That's not everybody. I'm sorry, everybody gets this? If you were the nominees, you're at the Oscars, you get this. Oh, because you can only go if you're a nominee, correct?

Yeah. Oh, okay, okay, okay, all right, all right. You get spa treatments and a private chef included. Nice. All courtesy of international expeditions. Depending on the location chosen, the trip's value ranges from 15 to 20,000 a guest. If you prefer staycations, the cheapest item in this, Here's Oscars bag is a package of Pepperidge Farm Milano's just for under five bucks.

They're not going to the fire festival. Among the other gifts, after a one-week inclusive stay at the Golden Door Spa. That's a different name title spa than the one from the New England Ventures Robert Kraft went to. And there's a couple other billionaires that stopped into that. That must have been a good spa down there, man. They all had that number. How come we didn't know? Right.

How come we didn't know? We lived in Florida. The billionaires are getting dropped off. Anytime you do any strip mall you go to it. That's a good rule of thumb. That's a chewing the fat rule of thumb. If you hang out in a strip mall or you go to a different store, see your dry cleaners in a strip mall,

you take your stuff to the dry cleaners, and you see there's a, you know, the day spa, the Asia Day for Fun spa down on the corner of the strip mall. And limousines are pulling up and dropping off people, that's probably a happy ending spa. That's probably underinvesting. Among the other gifts are a one-week inclusive state at the Golden Door Spa, which I said, $9,000. Fashion jewelry from Milana, $495, a bottle of French drink.

What's the French drink? What's the name of it? It'll be a creu, lacra, soda. It's Abin-Synth or whatever. Absinence? A-B-S-I-N-T-H-E. Oh, yeah. I kind of drink that stuff.

No, I can't. It burns my throat. What's it called? Absent No, it is not. Bring it up on them. I want the computer to say it. So we say, we give it their love.

It's A-B-S-I-N. I'm not ready. It's only a show. They're only doing a show, so don't worry about it. Okay, I'm ready now. I love a show. A-B-S-I-N, T-H-E, French. Oh, okay, so here we go.

Stand-bye. It's only a show. Only a show we're doing. It's all. Only a show. French. Keep it up. Or the computer's going to get broken.

French. Keep it up. Keep it up. French. A bottle of French. I told you. Say it again because I was talking over it. Absence.

Absence. That makes you hallucinate. Now, the one that I got had three different colors. Three different colors. Not the French one. No, not the French one. But absent. I got it in Germany, three different colors, purple, green, and kind of like a yellowish, they make you hallucinate.

Nice. Like, legit make you hallucinate. So it's only $60, though, from age, you know? Yeah. 60. Yeah. And up to $30,000 in non-surgical rejuvenation treatment from Manhattan plastic surgeon, Dr. Konstantinin Wazukovic. Oh, yeah.

You know he's getting that. Right. Come on. Come on. Right. This is non-surgical so you can't do the cut it. Right? So this is just like Botox?

You're probably a little Botox. Little Botox. Put some scint came on. Put some cucumbers on. Call it a day. $30,000 worth of cucumbers. Well, they're special cucumbers. You better eat those cucumbers.

Now they're grown without any kind of pesticides. Non-GMO? Yeah. Okay. Homegrown? cucumbers. I mean, that's not bad. No, it's not.

That's pretty good. And for the gift bags, it's not bad. So there's plenty. They get all kinds of stuff in their gift bags. I mean, they just pick out what they want. It's a problem. Meditation chair. Wait a minute.

Everyone wins a bag. It's skyrocketed over the past two decades. Oh, the first one was $20,000 gift bagged in 2002. That was just gone up. They just keep adding stuff. Here's your, and see, like not everyone is going to get the plastic surgery, right? So, okay, so it's like, it's like buying, it's like when somebody comes to your door and says,

hey, for five bucks, this is a coupon card, right? And you get five bucks, but on the coupon card is, you know, $150 worth of coupons. You don't use them all. You really only want the, you know, the five bucks at Wendy's and the five bucks at the grocery store. and maybe another five bucks for the bag of chips. And you're up $10 and you're good, you throw the card away. Right, you're good.

I mean, that's what you do. So, like, you might go to the Golden Door Spa, and you're good at that, and you get the private chef with the spa treatment, and then you call it a day. You're not going to fly into New York for the non-surgical rejuvenation treatment. Well, you have to fly to New York?

Well, it's from the Manhattan Plastic Surgeon. I'm guessing you do it in Manhattan. He doesn't do house calls? It's not coming out to Beverly Hills. Not for the ticket. I mean, maybe if you call him and said, hey, hey, this is Lady Gaga. I'm in Beverly Hills.

And I want to get this, I want to get your non-surgical rejuvenation treatment, but I can't come to Manhattan right now. Gaga, can we talk to you about the rejuvenation treatments? Because if she says, you know, they're like, the DACA's going to say, look, that's if you come here. You know, I'll fly to Beverly Hills, that's going to cost you another 30,000. You think Gaga drops that?

Heartbeat. Right? Gaga drops 30 grand in a heartbeat on that. He ain't dropped that. She already has her own doctor. She's going to change it to this guy in New York? Just for a day. Fly about. Let him do his rejuvenation technique.

I think she sounded non-competing. See if it's worthy. With the doc? Yeah, with the doc. Really? Yeah, yeah. You got to have your guy. Remember, our theory here in two and the five,

you three cuts to clown face. No question. So do you really think she wants to trust another clowns? But this is, no, stop. This is, this is... Non-surgical, I know. I know, not surgical. But still, though.

This isn't cuts. Botas is not a cut? 30 grand, though. No, Botox is not a cut. But that will lead you to... Nancy Pelosi face. Maybe. If you do it, you know, if you do it right,

let's say you're getting ready for a part in a movie and you want to get a fresh fresh Botox look a peel appeal you do a quick peel you do a fresh Botox look you do a little liposuction around the hips surgical that surgery okay but that's not from this guy that's from your guy that's your non-compete guy he's the only one that does the surgical

right the lipo lipo yeah that's just but that's not that's a cut but that's not really a cut to clown face liposuction lipos you know they cut like below the the butt cheek there, suck it out, and you're good. The butt cheek? Yeah, it's why that's, you know, you get the...

How the hell do you go from the bottom of the butt cheeks to the belly? The liposite, well, the liposuction you cut out wherever, wherever you're looking like cauliflower, that's where you want to, that's where you want to suction cup. I'm sorry, where you look like a cauliflower? You start to look like cauliflower. That's where you get to cut and suck that fat out. You never seen that cauliflower look? You know you have.

Come here, I'll show you. And we're back at the 91st Academy Award. Chewing the Fat on the red carpet. We're talking with anybody that stops by here with us tonight before they're on their way into the Oscars. Oh, look, there's Jason Momola. Jason. Hey, hey, hey, come here.

We'd like to talk to you on Chewing the Fat. That's a beautiful, Jason. Just want to talk to you about your pink tuxedo. Jason, come here. We want to. I don't think they hear me. I don't know what the deal is. I think this microphone.

Oh, hey, there's Billy Butler. Look at Billy Butler with the. What the hell is Billy Butler wearing on the red carpet? It looks like he's got a top is a tucks and the bottom is a dress. Billy, Billy. You swander over here, I guess. And let's take a look at that. Wow, Billy, I'm not making fun of you.

I want to talk to you about it while you're wearing something like that. here at the 91st Academy Awards because it looks beautiful on you with the tucks on the top and the giant dress thing on the bottom. Looks great. I know, listen, hey, I'm fashion. You're not leaving anything on me, Billy.

Do you worry about that? Oh, there's, hey there, Spike Lee, Spike! Spike! Spike! Welcome to the Oscar 91st. Chew of the fat. Spike. Spike, come here. Spike, I just want to talk to you. Why do you look like a jockey? Why you dress like a jockey?

Why you dress like a jockey? Come here. Spike. I don't think they hear me on the 91st Academy Awards Chewing the Fat Red Carpins show Well, at least you're holding your microphone correctly You're holding your microphone Very nice.

I'll hear on the red carpet Yeah, yeah, yeah When you're live like that, you want to be able to... Yeah, it's good, it's good. Did you even watch it? No. We're done. All right, so let's go to the break room.

I need a drink. We'll go to the break room and then I'm going to have you help me decide whether I need to talk to someone about some things. First we go to the break room and do some, do some headlines. And I need a drink too. I need some Coca-Cola zero-sugar, man, desperately. Oh, my gosh.

That's so freaking good. All right, headline, pizza, healthier breakfast than cereal. Now, that's legit. Again, I'm not going to dive into the story because you know, you know. three or four paragraphs down. It's telling you, well, it's better than cereal, but cereal's got sugar.

And the other reason that makes it better, I don't want to know. You can only have one pizza in the lifetime. One slice a week is better than the extra bowl. I don't want to hear it. All right, just go with the headline. Pizza, healthier than cereal, in the morning for breakfast, period.

And that's just, we're just leaving it at that, okay? Because I don't want to hear anything else about the possibility of it being, because you know that. That's what they do. What is the deal with scooters all over in every city in America now? The public scooters?

And I don't get it. They're crazy. We've already here in Dallas, we've already got a big local city councilman in trouble because he digged some guy in his scooter. Oh, no. That debt on my car was from something else a few months ago that I failed to report.

Really? Okay, we all believe it. But there's a Lyme scooter software that had a big glitch. Now, this is apparently Lyme is in New Zealand. All right, so they've got the New Zealand officials all wound up. It's a San Francisco-based scooter company, but it's trying to branch out around the world. Apparently the software glitch just locks up the scooters. You're driving along.

Stop, that, that, that, stop, crash. Now that sounds like fun. Oh, isn't a scooter fun? Crash. Now I've got 155 known incidents. 30 injuries. That's a lot. I mean, you're talking about broken jaws, dislocated shoulders.

Well, yeah. These scooters are. Why are you making me laugh? The scooter, this is. This is not funny. I didn't say it was funny. But you made me laugh the way you're ready. You can help the way you give you laughing.

No, you can help the way you read this. You went up up on the scooter. Hey, mom, how are we having fun of the scooter? Software glitch, stop. Oh, crash. Does it say software glitch? Yes, it just shouts it out right there. Yeah, the scooter.

It's not work with it. Crash. It probably reads it out on the little computer thing that you slide your card on, right? So when you finally pick it up, it's got the blinking software glitch, software glitch, software glitch. So, I mean, it'll be a good case for the city councilman. or the attorney or whatever the hell he is here in Dallas. You might want to think that actually come up, come clean and say, yeah, I hit the guy, but all of a sudden he just stopped in front of me.

I think it was a software glitch. And then he hit my car. That's a good defense. Absolutely. I mean, it wasn't my fault that I didn't mean to hit him with my car. And by the way, that Dallas story is fascinating because the dent on the guy's car is like the lower half of the bumper, the front corner bumper, which is exactly where the scooter would be. I didn't hit anybody.

Hit a deer. I didn't hit anybody. And that dent came in an accident. Happened months ago. I didn't even report it. Shut up. The world knows you hit this guy on a scooter, okay? Now, what they don't know is that it was a software glitch that made the scooter just stop right there in front of you.

I mean, that would really, that would stick, right? Seriously. I mean, that's like we were talking, I was talking to someone who has to, were we talking about this on the air? with the alcohol blowing into cars. Yeah, we talked about it on Saturday. Right. Yeah, with a man down with a chicken. If you're driving along the highway

and it comes up and says, you have to blow, blow, blow, and if you don't, and you blow, and it doesn't accept it, it just stops. Car just slows down. We're just stopping. So, I mean, you have to do some serious blow to get that thing rolling. Yeah.

Especially if you're at the DMV. You're on the road and you're moving around. You don't want it to slow down. You got to continue to blow hard. Get that thing rolling is what you've got to do. That might help in the blowing. First you got to suck. And then you, and then you blow.

So look out, Target is launching a new underwear campaign. New bras is going to cost under $22. Taking a big hit on Victoria's Secret. And it might be worth it. You know, Victoria's Secret. Look at this, Victoria's Secret. 7.4 billion dollar company in 2018. Of course, Jeffie, they charge 50 bucks for a bra and a $24.4 billion.

And a $24 thong that is one little string. I'm like, how is that possible? Well, you're telling me, it's difficult to get on. So Target is like, we got to do this. This is at least a billion in a year. That's legit. At least a billion in a year. Now, there's other startups.

Remember we talked about the L brands And we talked about the plus size brands That Walmart just bought The fat people don't don't get all political credit The fat people underwear I know Walmart just paid a bit of fortune for them man And good for Walmart but can we just call them This is for the fat people

These are for the normal size people This is for the petite people We would put petite on the on the big signs For years instead of buying it in the fat section you had to buy it in the pregnant section. The women had to go into the pregnancy. No, I would shop at the husky. Thanks for bringing that up.

As a kid, I had to shop in the husky section. That hurt. Shut up, are you serious? Oh, yeah, that hurt. We had to go with your mom into whatever store you go into. Try pants on. We had to try them on over in the husky section. It's not funny.

I don't know why you're laughing. Did he say husky at the top? Of course. Little Jeffie. Mom, can I get this? Oh, baby, no. You can see the sentence as Husky? And he did under here.

Oh, baby. He got to move here. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. And by the way, if we want to further the joke, it wasn't little, Jeffie. But it's okay.

So we know that, you know, look, I'm not going to get too political, but I'm just throw a couple of politics up against the wall here. He's longer than we're in the break room. We know that President Trump is on his way to Vietnam to meet with, with Kim Jong-on. Do you see him this morning? Now, he left. He's flying. Apparently, President Trump believes in flying, I don't know, in an airplane. He's going to go to Vietnam and he's going to show up and land and do his thing.

Kim? He hopped his train. If there's ever anything that tells you communism sucks and socialism sucks, think of this. Donald Trump. Air Force One. Flying in this giant plane that can fly around the world until the end. of time. Kim Jong-un, leader of the country, train.

And he's got to cut through China. He's got to ask countries to be able to cut through. His protected train. Shut up. We want to blow that thing off the tracks. Oh, he's out. So he's taking his little train.

Good for him. But the good thing is, before they get there, they've got all kinds of impersonators. Oh, yeah. All kinds of impersonators are showing up. And in Hanoi, also they have all the,

Porcinator showing up. They've got the bars that are serving drinks like Kim Jong-Ail and a rocket man. Oh, come on, man. So Hanel is the place to be right now before the train shows up. Once a train there and the fun's gone. Oh, yeah, you can. Yeah. They won't let that happen anymore. And good news, apparently, the good thing about Donald Trump going to Vietnam is that Mike Pence is down south. Yeah, he is Venezuela. So right now, the top ranking of U.S. official on U.S. soil is Nancy Pelosi. Just a thought. All right, speaking to Nancy Pelosi. Now, speaking to Nancy Pelosi, and I want to apologize first up,

I realize that this is, you know, more politics than I delve into here on chewing the fat. But, but did you happen to see Nancy Pelosi with her little flower and her hug? Oh, it was a little flag. It was the United States flag. And she's walking the streets going to meet this Mexican official with this hugging event. I'm sorry, no, no, go back. It was a little hugging event. I don't know what it was about.

It was about they were supposed to be hugging. They walked, they both walked a block to meet each other, which I didn't understand. I mean, couldn't they just meet somewhere and say, here we are, we're at the hugging event. But they both walked, I guess it was just a, you know, this is the, we're just going to both walk up. I've got the Mexican flag. and you've got the United States flag and we're going to walk up to what is we're pretending as the border

and we're going to give each other a hug and we're going to get that and she is a hundred and walks like she can barely walk anyway. I don't know if she has, you know, she may have new hips, I don't know. You could barely see the guy underneath her jacket that keeps her skin tight.

You know, that guy that's behind her holding her skin tight? And she shows up and they give each other a hug. She didn't know what to do. The hug was really awkward. And it was Nancy Pelosi hugging this Mexican official. Who was the Mexican official? The Mexican official was Bill the second cousin to the president. No, hold on, hold on.

The Mexican official was Nancy Pelosi inside took part of memory with Mexican official and dignitaries. It doesn't say. That's because it was Bill the second cousin to the president. So did they just send the secretary of Sam? I'm not going down to hug that old bag. Just send Bill. Just send Bill. Let Bill hug the old bag.

Walk a block with a flag and hug her. By the way, this was part of the International Bridge Ceremony. Right. Right. Right. Absolutely agonizing. All right, I'm done with politics. Sorry.

Okay, so I know I said I was done with politics. But this story is, it's in my stack. I got to do it. Okay? I'm sorry. I shouldn't have put it in my stack because now it's just staring at me. This is how much people hate President Trump. And you know, as well as I do, that people hate President Trump.

It's okay to hate him. You know what? There are times when I think, ooh, Don. Too much. What are you doing? But this former campaign staffer has now suing Donald Trump. Okay? She's suing Donald Trump.

she was from the 2016 campaign. She's suing Donald Trump, alleging he kissed her without consent outside a rally in Tampa, Florida, in August of 2016. She said, I denied Mr. Trump. I turning my head, causing the future president to place his lips on the side of her mouth after he exited an RV following one of his campaign rallies. I immediately felt violated because I wasn't expecting it or wanting it. I can still see his lips coming straight from my face.

I hope the judge calls them into court. Elva Johnson. You're suing the president? Oh yes, I'm suing the president because he came out of a bus and he tried to kiss me at at a campaign rally because he was all happy. And it was happy. It was Tampa. It was a big campaign rally. And everybody was cheering. And he just tried to give me a quick kiss on the side of the face.

And I turned my head because I didn't want it. I was denying him a kiss. I was there for the campaign rally and stuff. But I didn't want him kissing me on the side of the cheek or anything. And I felt violated right away. Okay. Case dismissed. Shut up, Elva.

You should get more of a life and go out into the world more often. Okay. You'll be okay. I too, that's fake news. Well, one word you said. What's that? And it's RV. Donald Trump is not an RV.

Donald Trump will not lay foot in an RV. You said RV? Yeah, that's what the story says. Nope. Absolutely not. Oh, he was in an RV coming out of, yes, he was. What RV? He was in an RV with the story about when he talked about, yeah.

That was not an RV? Yes, it was. that was a bus that's an RV that is not an RV oh my gosh that's an RV that's what they're

that is a recreational vehicle yes it is not that is a BUS yes that's what they call oh my gosh have you not been to an RV super show

place in the fairgrounds or an RV sales super show or whatever the thing that you stayed on on my wedding what is that a bus or an RV oh that's a fifth wheel

what that's called the fifth wheel It's not No, never mind. It's part of RVing. Then Trump could be part of RVing. Yeah, Trump kissed. But what I stayed in, I wasn't good enough for an actual home.

But I was supposed to be happy about it. So thanks, Chris. But I stayed in a fifth wheel. All right. A very nice fifth wheel. Whatever is a fifth wheel. You back the truck up underneath it and you pull it. All right.

Everybody knows what a fifth wheel is, apparently, if you're an American. I am an American. That you should know what a fifth wheel. Now, that is part of RV, but that's not an RV. You wouldn't call that an RV, but you would call the big buses an RV. Sure. Absolutely.

Okay, then he did kiss her. Okay, so, but I do kind of agree that, I'm trying to remember that Tampa Rally, and I don't remember. I was at the Tampa Rally. I don't know that, I don't remember him being in any kind of, unless they had,

that was his dressing area or something. By the time, he was at the Tampa Rally, he already had a Secret Service, so he would not have an R. Yeah, it does seem strange. whatever. You're right. I mean, even for maybe security,

maybe he went there for a drink or something after, some kind of security in the back. Maybe, maybe. But you're right. A doubtful that he'd be in that. Yeah, very doubtful. You know, speaking of houses. I know we've got to wrap this thing up today.

It's Monday at all and everything, but let me ask you something. Now, you, we've talked about it quite a bit. You used Mercury Real Estate Agents. I trust.com. I did, yes. To buy your house. And you and your wife got, you know, a nice new house. In your neighborhood.

And I just, I happened to be at your house this weekend because you were out of town and you asked You you you kind of painted it with hey, would your kids like to make some money? But knowing that I'm going to have to be the one to bring them. So it was more like, hey, why don't you can you come to my house and pick up packages that are getting stolen in our neighborhood? Okay. So I bring my kid. the packages always come early. Do they?

Do they? No. Not of the day I'm there, they don't. So we went to your house and it's finally, waiting for the packages stuff. That's a side story. But it's a side story that you're going to hear someday. But what I really concerned about is,

dude, how long have you lived at this place now? Since January 9. So almost a month and a half, almost two months. Yeah. either have a housewarming party or take a morning and go somewhere. I don't know if you know what you buy houses for. But when you buy a house, then what you do is you put furniture in it.

We have some from Houston coming. That's where I was. Maybe, I don't know, I don't know, a table with a couple of chairs. That's coming. Maybe, I don't know, a chair. And maybe an Ottoman. I don't need that for. Maybe something.

Maybe just something. There's a couch upstairs downstairs and in the library. I don't do upstairs. I know, but there's a couch downstairs. There's the couch downstairs. Yes. But that's also a place apparently that you keep stuff on. So it needed a chair.

It's a treadmill? I love treadmills. Maybe that's where you should keep the stuff. And then we could have the sofa to sit on. It's a thought. In your dining area, though, That's a bar? Right.

There's an island that you can lean on because there's no bar stools or anything to sit on. None of that. No little kitchen table, no chairs. That's coming on Saturday. Is it? It's coming. Yeah, it's coming. That's nice.

That's nice. That's where I was in Houston. Oh, so it's arrived? No. Yes, it's in Houston. So I have to, I don't have a truck. So my in-laws are coming up this weekend now bring everything that is missing. I mean, there's, I don't know if you know this, but you live here in a, it's called the Metroplex.

See, here's a thing. Am I, all over this area where you can go and you go, oh, you know what, that's a nice little table. Yes. How about we get that? And you know what? I'm waiting for some furniture. I'm waiting for some furniture to be shipped to me from my in-laws in Houston. Oh, let's just go.

I don't know. We go to Walmart and get, I don't know, a card table. So we have a table to sit at. I don't need that because there's stuff coming for free. so I prefer weight dude have a housewarming party do something

I will I will I know what I know what you're bringing What am I bringing? The plunger I'm not bringing that now I'm not bringing that now

I'm not bringing that now