Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 370 | 2020 Has Another Virus and This One Comes From Rabbits; RHDV2

Episode Date: May 13, 2020

Day 62 inside CQB: If you thought COVID19 was bad wait until you hear about RHDV2. America continues to do weird things and Jeffy is tired of seeing. A father gets in trouble with the law. Meet the new covid19 celebrity warrior aka Teri Valentina. She’s upset because people aren’t wearing masks and/or gloves. This and much more on today’s show. Subscribe on YouTube Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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It's letting you know what happens. Hey! Welcome to chewing the fat. How in the world are you? You look fantastic today. I don't care. I don't care that you've worn that t-shirt before. I don't care that those shorts you're wearing have,

you know, got some food stays on it because I haven't been washed in a few days. I don't care. You look great. Okay. So thank you. Thank you for coming along for the ride today. Now I'm going to start off with a warning and, you know, it's a little scary. There's a highly contagious, deadly rabbit disease could be coming to your home soon. Now, it's in the Las Vegas Valley right now. There's no vaccine. currently available in the United States. It's the rabbit hemorrhagic disease virus, stereotype 2, or the R.H.D.V.2.

Now, you may say to yourself, ha, I've got domestic rabbits. So it affects both domestic and wild rabbits. The good news, which we've heard before from other animal diseases, that it doesn't impact humans, they can spread it us humans can spread it

to other rabbits by carrying it on our clothes or shoes and dogs and other pets can spread it as well so be careful my friends say to yourself

look I'll be able to tell if the rabbit is sick and we'll be able to you know we'll be able to you know isolate it. No. The signs of R.H.D.V.2 are almost non-existent. Now, it can result in sudden death by

internal bleeding, which does not sound good, by the way. Infected rabbits may also develop a fever. So you may want to check the fevers of your rabbits. They may become reluctant to eat or show respiratory or nervous signs. Now, this disease, I'm sorry, this virus, is spread through direct contact or exposure to an infected rabbit's excretions or blood.

It can also survive and spread from carcasses, food, water, contaminated materials, you know, pretty much everything. Additionally, the virus is resistant to extreme temperatures and can live on surfaces for up to 200 days. If there isn't enough to worry about in the world, world, the rabbit hemorrhagic disease virus stereotype 2, or as we've been calling it, the RHDV2, is something to really be concerned about, man.

You know what? Now is a good time to maybe invest in the lucky rabbit foot keychain business, because there's going to be a lot of extra rabbit foots to cut off. So yesterday, we talked about the tensions between the South Dakota governor and the Native American tribes over the COVID-19 security checkpoints in South Dakota. The governor, Christy Knoem, who, you know, I guess is the great governor now. Everything is great about Christy Knoam. Yeah, well, she's going to sue the Ogalala Sioux tribe. Are you waiting for my response?

I'm waiting for bless you. I mean, I say Ogalala Sioux tribe. I don't get a bless you. I'm so excited right now. This is, you should have opened with this. This should have been the headline news. Instead of you open up with some rabbit virus. This is good job, Governor Christie.

We're not going to let the Indians dictate what we do. Well, they're not trying to dictate what we do. They are. They are trying to dictate what their reservations do. what their land does. And the reservation is where I stay in my case. So then we get news that Doctors Without Borders are rushing to the aid of the Navajo Nation in the COVID-19 battle. Bless you.

Thank you. So I didn't say the Oglala Sioux tribe. Bless you. So apparently there's a big problem in Utah, New Mexico, and Arizona. at the Navajo Nation Reservation. Bless you. Can you stop sneezing?

I'm trying to take notes here. My goodness. Do you take your allergy medications today? So, I mean, there's a problem on the Indian reservations. And we're going to give them a hard time about wanting to check who's coming onto their reservations

in South Dakota? No. No, gov. No. We need to put us up. to this right now. And that alone is not the weirdness of what's happening in America these days. You know that as well as I do.

You know that as well as I do. So in Brooklyn, we have a story of a, now their story is a rabbi. It's a dad. He's a rabbi, but he's their father. For letting his kids, ages 11, 8, and 2, walk to the store. We have got to put a step. to what's happening around the, around the country, and specifically in New York. I'm sorry, Brooklyn.

Same thing. And I feel like we had this conversation, right, about us trusting kids outside by themselves. And this rabbi is literally listening to us and letting their kids do what you're supposed to do, like in the old days of, hey, go to the store. here's $10 give me milk bread cheese

the rest of you could buy it in candy right right and well in today's world holy cow so he

he let his kids like I said ages 8 11 and 2 wow you know 2 year old in a stroller they were going to the

local bodega oh the bodega and it's bodega not bodega there's no that's what I said there's a local bodega as they call it in Brooklyn.

Why you keep adding a W after the, oh, there's no bow on it. It's just bodega. That's what I said. Say it again? I speak in Brooklyn-ish. Bodega.

Bodega. Yeah, the local bodega. Bodega. I don't know why. Bodega. I don't know why you're saying it wrong. So, someone called the police.

Oh, come on. I mean, we love the police. my goodness, they are hardworking people. They're there for our safety. Absolutely. Protect and serve. Thank you. And, and. Oh, God, you pissing me off.

I mean, they sent an ambulance. For what? Was the kid choking? The kids could be, well, because the kids were considered neglected in danger. Oh, shut to hell up. They arrested the father. Oh, we love the police. department. Oh, my goodness. God bless their soul. Oh. I will say. Oh. That I'm kind of with the prosecutor. Oh, I freaking hate you. So it only took the prosecutor,

uh, you know, a few hours. Uh, to decide that, you know, we probably won't press charges. Oh, so go ahead. Okay. Okay. So he was arrested. He wasn't detained as the dad. Oh, he was detained. Oh, he was detained. Okay. He was arrested. Okay. He was arrested. and detained. Oh, he was both. Oh, just just gets better. It goes the opposite way, right? Detained and arrested, arrested, and detained. Either way. Well, you get detained and then arrested. But if you're arrested, you're detained. Anyway, the prosecutors finally with, I mean, the police didn't even say, stop, get out of here. No, they took it to the prosecutor's office after

the arrest of the prosecutor. Was this anything to do with the virus or was this more just to do with the kids being by themselves going to the store? I think both, right? Both? Because that's what I'm, I feel like the reason why they let the prosecutor know is like, okay, hey, we're in lockdown because this is New York, you said, right? Yeah, well, yeah, Brooklyn.

Yeah, New York. Last time I'm a check, Brooklyn's. Yeah, no, they were going, they were, you know, headed to the local bodega. La bodega, yeah, yeah. I don't know, I'm, ah, this is so aggravating because. It's agonizing. Because, like, I get it.

I get why the police officer. officers did that. And who called the police officer? The bodega owner? Because he's the bodega owner did that. I don't think it never said who called the, what was this Karen? You know, it doesn't matter in today's world, right? Someone gets their panties in a wad and calls and what the world has to the world has to react. Some of some of these pennies in the wads, I understand like pennies. No, if you have pennies in a wad, then you take those to the bank. Oh, panties. Oh, panties. Sorry, I'll say. Panties in a lot. It makes things people uncomfortable. Okay.

So if you get your panties in a wad, I... Even if you're headed to the bodega. Even if you're into the bodega, yes. You know. Like sometimes I understand where they're coming from. I want to know what was wrong about the 11, the 8, and the 2-year-old going to the bodega, getting some stuff and bringing it back home. I need to understand the premises of we need to call the cops right now.

And then neglect? I am so sorry. Where's the neglect there? And I thought like New York, you walk everywhere And there's people everywhere Yeah, but not anymore, right? I mean, he wanted, they're breaking You know, they're breaking all kinds of pandemic rules.

Hey, thank you for saying rules. Thank you for saying rules because I'm getting aggravated. The law. Oh, no, this is like today I went to the doctor And they're like, oh, the rule is to wear a mask inside. I'm like, do you have a mask for me? No. I don't have a mask.

I have to take this kiss to the hospital. They're like, okay, just come on in. Thank you very much. Yeah. Yeah, I was at a doctor's appointment yesterday that have now stated their new rules where everyone has to wear a mask. And as I'm walking up to the building, I ignored. Ignored. I didn't look in her direction.

I didn't acknowledge. As I'm walking up to the door, I hear a lady a couple of. parking spots away yes to wear a mask yes to wear a mask you have to wear a mask and I just continue to walk in because I'm like I'm not acknowledging you all right

no Karen calm down I took I took care of business and then they said well we have no rules now to come back everybody has to wear a mask and I was like well A you didn't email I didn't see an email from this doctor's office a bunch of masks wearing B everyone in this room

right now has a mask I think we'll be fine and that's what that's the thing too when I went to the doctor's office today, everybody in their mother had a mask. I was the only one, and there was about 15 people in there. And everybody's social distances pretty well. Yeah, because they took every other chair out. So now, you know, the next person is, you know, in Avenue Q. I don't stand next to anybody.

I mean, I wait outside. Yeah. Yeah. So I said in that I was the only one that wearing a mask. No one gave me an issue, but I did see all the signs. I went up to the nurse. She didn't say anything. I went back in and I was like hey what's with the match she's like yeah I would

mandatory but if you don't have it you don't have it like we can't really enforce anything it's the rule is that's the rule yeah no it's company policy okay well that's great exactly you you tell you keep up those company policies yeah but and then I feel that if everybody else is wearing a mask and I'm the only one that we're in a mask I feel like we're safe right we're good yeah we're good but look It doesn't say anything about these kids wearing masks and social distancing. It says they were out walking to the local bodega. Bodega, yeah.

It says here in the story, a few blocks away. Oh, so two blocks. I don't know if that means long blocks or the short blocks. I feel that's short blocks. I don't feel that's the long blocks. I feel that it's from here two houses down. Okay. All right, my friend.

If you want to give him the benefit of the doubt, you go ahead. Which I do. He's a rabbi. I trust his judgment. I will say that holding this father for 12 hours until the prosecutor said, go ahead, we're not going to, we're not going to charge anything on this. It is a little agonizing.

So you're telling me that now the rabbi has a new police force under his belt. I guess so. I mean, he's got a record now, right? He was arrested. They'll never go away.

No. Never go away. Especially on negligence. I won't. I'll be surprised if he doesn't get a visit from child services. Absolutely. All themselves in Brooklyn. Absolutely.

Because he was, you know, neglected and endangered his children. Yep. And even though he was let go and wasn't prosecuted, don't they still show up? They do. And especially now that I'm really involved with CPS,

I work with CPS now with all the foster kids and they do a follow-up. So sick to hear about this. They do follow-ups. They just, they're like, by the way, we'll be, can you let us in? Because we, you know, we heard some complaints and you have to let them in. Because if not, they call the cops. And then now you have the cops and CPS come into your house. Yeah, I don't like dealing with those people.

I don't want to deal with those people. I want them off my property. Stay away from me. Period. So not only do we have problems with, you know, people reporting other people in today's world, which is becoming more and more agonizing. Let's talk a little, a couple of headlines that kind of, I was like, okay, well, which is it? So, U.S. grocery costs jump the most in 46 years, led by rising prices for meat and eggs,

price of meats, poultry, fish, and eggs, rose 4.5%, 4.3%. Fruits and vegetables climbed, according to this, 1.5%, and cereals and bakery products, advanced 2.9%. I would say that I think some of those prices have actually advanced higher more than that in the stores. It seems like some of the things that were, as an example, and I don't have an exact example, but I do know my wife was telling me about some product the last time she came home from the store saying that it used to be like 10 bucks and now it's $16. And I'm like, okay, that's great. So I feel like, you know, and I realize that specific cases are obviously in and out. But it just seems like a lot of, a lot of particular items are going up more than what that says.

Then the next headline is prices are tumbling at an alarming rate. Okay. Which is it? Oh, but they're not talking about food. They're talking about different products that people aren't buying anymore other than food. And of course, they're worried that that's going to start a vicious cycle in which demands fall as people lose their jobs. You think maybe that's what everyone was talking about that happens, the whole domino effect of shutting down the freaking country? You think, you think, just a thought, just a thought.

I mean, it's just insane. And I thought that JCPenney, I thought they were shutting the doors. I thought they were shutting the doors. But according to this, they are in talks for a $450 million loan as it looks to file for bankruptcy on Friday. I thought they were already shutting down the doors. But good luck to JCPenny. Good luck to them. And we found out that Uber, okay, looking to get together with DoorDash and Postmates,

trying to all come together as one big happy delivery food service. Yay! And they want to acquire. Choir Grubhub. Okay. Good luck. I mean, look, Uber Eats has been, you know, through the roof now, right? I mean, they're up dramatically because of the pandemic.

But the ride business, that's my sound effect. I mean, nobody's, nobody's using Uber. Nobody's going anywhere, right? Yeah, and also, too, you know, they haven't made any profits. There have been no profit from UBRA. Uber. And the only reason why they're staying up is because of what you said, the Uber delivery, you know, this COVID-19 for them was a godsend because now they can have, you know, people drive food, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. But like, this is a company that had no profit.

I know. It's unbelievable. And Grubhom. Maybe. This is just a thought. This is just a thought for me. perhaps Uber needs to not invest in the e-scooter and bike company lime. Absolutely. Maybe we just look at their Uber E-Eats and the drive company. We take away from the E-Scooter and the bike company lime. Because it said here in the inside that story, it talks about how they're leading a $170 million investment in E-Scooter and Lime. No. No, cities are shutting those down as it is. And with, I mean, is anyone, anyone using it now, let alone were they using it before? How are you going to use it? You're going to have to definitely bring you Lysol wipes to wipe it down if you're really going to use it.

Because I don't think Lime has little limers with Lysol wipes cleaning everything up. No, but they have the foggers. They have the Spirit Airlines. Oh, okay. And by the way, Fisher, do you remember? And that was what this was like two years ago when Dallas started doing the, the bicycles. And then some. And then somehow, they did not listen to you because I remember you talking about this. And somehow it was a mess.

There was bicycles everywhere. Everywhere. And by the way, they were supposed to be in downtown. How that hell did they end? end up at our studios. We had three of them. There was one. There was one.

And then a second one showed up at the bus terminal. Yep. It was there forever. Yep. Forever. And I'm sure, like me, many people started seeing the bike there and went, I'm not going to report that. I just want to see how long it's going to be there.

Yes. Because I wonder, I remember talking about that. I mean, why wouldn't you? Because we should have done it and I didn't. I should have done a Facebook live or a YouTube on riding that stupid. thing and just taking it because you have to slice your card. Yep. Or swipe it. You can slice it or

swipe it. I hope you're not slicing it. If you slice it, it doesn't work. Yes. It does not. You have to kind of do it real quick and sometimes it gets clogged up. So just swipe it rather than slice it. Yes. And then when you're riding along,

it just stops because the time has run out. Well, am I going to swipe it again and ride it back? That's good. I'm just going to leave it there. Yeah, I remember this conversation. We had this conversation. And that's exactly what happened. Absolutely.

And then they were fighting over who's going to pick him up and who's going to pay to pick them up. Yeah, they were like, oh, it's going to be the city's job. I'm like, well, if the city approved it, yes, it's going to be the city's job. I know. Just silly. Silly, silly, silly, silly, silly. So there are time in the past, what has it been, 70, 80, 90 days in lockdown here at the, here in the bunker. Well, today is what, like day 63, I think, or something like that?

Like I said, day 62. And I see a story yesterday where an 18-wheeler carrying pine saw, overturns in earth. And I'm thinking, ah, well, you know, I don't wonder where that is. So I look and it was overturned on eastbound 114 to westbound 183 ramp. Now, to those of you that don't live in this neck of the woods, it means absolutely nothing to you. I know that. But if that is a neck of the woods that I would drive by going to into Dallas County, into Irving, into the Mercury Studios.

And what happens is, is that ramp, you look at the picture of where that truck over there, return it is everywhere it's blocked the entire ramp is shut down that backs into every other entrance and exit along 114 then we all drive forever and it's just agonizing so i was and it happened at 8 30 in the morning so i would that would like by the time i'm getting up i usually you know if i'm driving in at nine. You know, about the time I'm driving in, you are, and you can quote me on this. This is a quote from Jeff Fisher. Once you're in it, you're in it.

And so you're just stuck. It is. I was pretty happy that I was not on the roads, that I was in lockdown. Now, are we still in lockdown at Mercury Studios? I heard Mr. Powermonger, Mr. Man that is, name on the checks, Glenn Beck, saying he was finally coming in tonight for his special, for his special. Wednesday night special that you can watch on Blaze TV tonight, whenever the heck it airs, 8 p.m. Central, 9 p.m. Eastern, something like that.

And you can watch it for free on YouTube and Facebook and all other platforms, but you can't watch. If you miss it, you miss it. You've got to be a subscriber to Blaze TV, which, by the way, the great price, the good deal, going away the next couple of days. So hop on it. If you want to get a good price on Blaze TV, you're going to want to go to, just go to, just go to get blazedtv.com slash jeffey give you a promo code great savings. I believe it's get.

dot blazedtv.com. Get dot blaztv. Yeah, that sounds right. Let's go to blazed TV. Anything. I use the promo code Jeffie. That's all you need to worry about. Anyway, he's going in to the studios tonight. First time in the, what is it, 80, 90 days since lockdown. Is it 62? Yeah, something like that. Like I said, 80 or 90 days. and so, okay, is he going to wear a mask or does everyone just social distance?

I don't know. I mean, every place else, we talked about it a little earlier, every place else is now saying you have to everybody, everyone has to wear masks. Doesn't matter. It's mandatory. Or, I mean, it's company policy that everyone wears masks. And if you can't wear a mask, then I guess you get to have to, you're going to have to put a special little symbol on your jacket

or a tattoo on your forehead or something that says you can't wear a mask and people can't holler at you. You have to have your little handicapped sticker hanging from your jacket that says, I can't wear a mask so that people, when they holler at you, how come you're parked there?

You don't look handicapped? And you show them your I can't mask sticker and then they have to shut up. That's going to be the law. But we heard from what's their face in Florida that Terry Valentina who posted on her Twitter or Facebook or YouTube page or whatever,

she's, I guess she's out trying to sell houses. Okay for her to be out and about, I guess, in the pandemic, trying to sell houses and earn a living. Is that an essential business, real estate salesperson?

You think so? Oh, no? Sorry. No, it's not, well, you know, it's the house. Depends whose house you're selling.

Let's put it out one. Yeah, there's, is she an exception in the essential person? Yes, apparently so. But she was a little unhappy with to mask or not to mask. Hold on. Are you going to call this a little unhappy? A little unhappy. Okay.

All right. To mask or, you know. Not to mask. Not to mask. Okay. Yeah. just finished showing a house right now, the lady was pissed off because I asked her to wear a mask. Like, seriously, woman? And then she's coughing two seconds later. Like, it's no big deal.

We're in this because of f***es like that. Because people out there on their boats, doing all their bullse partying. No, I'm not jealous. No, I'm not because you know what I'm going to I. Sounds like it. I could go out with my friends and party, but there's a time and place for everything. And now is not the time and place. Now is the time and place to be taking care of yourselves and and the people around you, there are people dying. There are people in hospitals risking their lives because of my like you who want to wear your mask, who don't wear your gloves,

who don't wear practice social distancing. Right. Miami's a party town, but the truth is, you know what, there's a time and place for partying and everything. Now it's not the time to party. The shit,

what, oh, wow, only in Miami, only in day, only in Florida. Let me do it for a video for a meme for TikTok. Wear your mask, wear your gloves. Or we're going to be quarantined all the way to, September and we may be spending New Year's in our house because of you out there who don't wear your mask and you know what I give a f*** got rats you guys get pissed off at me don't like me and you know what you

delete me off your social media you'll probably be doing me a favor so I don't need like wear your mask wear your gloves so we can get the out of our house you've done but you're already out of your house you know I'm not first take a breath baby I want to I want to tell Terry Valentina that she is illegally doing this because she is driving. Driving right. And recording the video. I thought that she had it on a stand, which is, you know, most people have a stand that

just put up and then talk to it. Oh, no, baby. You're holding that thing. And then you look at the camera a couple of times and then back in the road, back, where are the cops? Thank you. I'm more people, more people are at risk. Thank you.

Of you. Thank you. Keeping and recording while driving. Thank you. Then your possible house buying person not wearing a mask. And I'm sorry. The masks we're wearing, they don't do anything. That's not true.

They don't do anything. That's not true. Are you a doctor all of a sudden? You know what? Yes. Because these people are the same people that wear the mask and then go inside the car, then then go inside the house with the same mask that were out there and about. I don't disagree with that.

Now, those particularly, using that example, that's absolutely true. You're not doing anything. We talked about it yesterday. I went out this weekend and people are wearing a mask in their car. Why? The mask is for the outside before you get into a clean area. When you get into an area that's going to be difficult to be social distanced or you're going to have more multiple humans in an area,

even if there are still social distance that are going to be together together apart we're all of this together separately but that's when it works and then take it off you have to take it off

before you get in the area that is your area like your vehicle your home you take off those masks we can go down some more list of what's happening out there in the world. We can talk about the police officer that, you know,

lets the lady off of her traffic stop for sex. Well, you know, that's why we support the police department. We may get into that tomorrow because I want to delve into that a little bit. I'm confused at why she complained. So she gets out of the ticket. Okay. But then complains that the cop let her out of the ticket for having sex. So he must not be that good.

I was going to say that, no, that. Narrates it down to hitting tapped out properly. Right. It was tapped, but not properly tapped. I mean, it's sad when you'd rather pay the ticket. Oh, my goodness. Oh, my goodness. That's embarrassing.

That is embarrassing. It's embarrassing. No one supports the Louisiana Police Department more than we do, or any police department, for that matter. Yeah, but Louisiana Police Department that is able to accept payment with sex, and then, you You know, those are the... And then get reported? If you're going to do that, you make sure that those police officers are other good tappers. You got to do it right.

Those are the good tappers. You leave... You've embarrassed us all. Absolutely. You have... All right, now I've got to find that story. Well, I've got to find that the actual story. We've got to delve into it a little bit.

Where is he at? Where is my boy? And look, I realize that, you know, nothing's funny about being coerced into having sex in exchange for lean. leniency. I get that. He was coerced. Okay. But if I'm pulled over, I'm going to walk through this for a little bit, if I'm pulled over and the police officer says, hey, I can write you a ticket.

Allow me to introduce myself. I am Placido Domingo. You're a police officer? Do those blue lights turn you on? Do you like those flashing red lights in your rear view? How would you like to have something else flashing in your rear view? Oh yeah. You know, I can take that ticket away right now. All you have to do is take care of a little business, a little Louisiana business.

And then you say, okay, and then it's all done, and then you report it? Okay, okay. That means that it was... Allow me to introduce myself. I am Placito Domingo. No, Placito would not have that. That would not happen to my man Placito. Although, I think it did, actually, is what got him into trouble.

So, and everything. I know I'm not in the break room. We're going to do the coronavirus numbers. But there's still nothing, nothing, like a nice cold Coca-Cola zero. So I'd like to, first, before we get to the coronavirus numbers, I want to tell Heinz to please, I'm going to make a request on the podcast, as I did on my social media accounts, that you should give me one of your Heinz ketchup red puzzles. I will be a huge and have been a huge proponent of Heinz for my entire life. I am a Heinz ketchup police officer, deputy, and I really want an all-red puzzle from Heinz. I want one bad.

Now, I read that they were going to be giving away 57 of the 570 piece puzzles. So I want to be one of those. So dear at Heinz. Please, thank you. Okay, coronavirus cases worldwide, 4,376,375 total cases worldwide. 294,484 deaths worldwide at the time of this recording, which means we're going to be breaking 300,000 pretty soon. I don't know, maybe not today, but tomorrow, probably.

USA has 1,400,411,339 total cases with 83,564 deaths. China still coming in at under that 83,000 mark at 82,926. Still inching closer, though. Today, with seven new cases. So, I mean, You know, they're reporting legitimately, I think. I think we can count on that. The TSA checkpoint.

Oh, boy. Oh, boy. The TSA turnstile checkpoint. Wow. So yesterday, I thought we were done. You know, we thought we were done. The last two days, it looked like we were done. It was over.

America's back. Then yesterday, only 163,000. 205 people through the turnstiles. Oh, no. So we close. So we went from 2169 to 215-163. I mean, we're trying to get back. And it was Mother Day, it was Mother weekend.

Mother, whatever Mother's Day weekend. So, huh, I wonder if that plate. Are you okay? You want to share the food that you've got stuffed in your mouth? I want to feel that that place. some role, but like today I'm traveling and I want to know if they

are opening, because in the E-Terminal there's only one TSA checkpoint. There used to be five, but now there's only one. A gate 33. Today there's going to be half. So there's not even going to be a full one, it's going to be half. So do I have to go to Terminal A?

It's going to be one guy. It's going to be one guy. It's going to be one guy at the gate of the entire airport. Go ahead. Do I have to go to Terminal A and then ride the train to Terminal E? Yes, that's what you have to do. I mean, wow.

And they just send me another email, Flintstone Airlines, saying, do not forget your mask before coming. I'm like, dude, I get it. I get it. How about they provide one? What's going on? Why? All these places that are mandating you wear a mask. How about you provide one?

Yeah, the White House is providing them. Did you see that picture? How about you provide one? The picture now, they start. The White House is now providing masks. like if you want me to wear a mask and I'm not sick I feel that you should be held responsible not me how who among us raise your hand want a maga face mask at the white house who about us I do who among us I think you know tweet Trump tell him Donald if you're going to provide

if you're going to provide a mask we're not telling you you have to wear it no but if I to provide it, it's going to have to be a MAGA one. Well, the new rule for the White House is you must wear a face covering or a mask. You have to wear one. That's fine. But I'm not saying you have to wear the MAGA face mask. But if I have to provide it, this is the one here. Oh, absolutely.

Absolutely. Red. And it says MAGA on it. And it says, oh, I want that done today. I want that done today. Because I know you could get a MAGA face protection with Chad. Charlie selling them. Who?

Chad? Chad. Preacher? Or is it Prather? Oh, he does a show for us, right? He does a thing? Yeah, he does like, it's called the Chad Preacher show. He preaches, I think.

He does? I think so. Wow. I think so. I never have to try to meet him someday. But, so Prater's got one. That's good. Go ahead.

What he needs to do is tell Trump to buy him. Tag Trump and say, I got to talk to Chad. we got to make that happen. We have to make that happen. I'm not saying you have to wear it when you come to the White House. But if you're going to make me provide you with the mask, this is the one. That has to happen. You know how the media, the mainstream media, would spin out of control with their man?

And I'm surprised that those reporters don't have their own networks face masks. I mean, that's just stupid to me. I just don't understand it. If I was going to be at a conference where I was going to be on TV and had to wear a mask, wouldn't you want the little Fox News emblem on your mask or the MSNBC emblem on your mask or the CNN emblem on your mask or the, you know, the BBC or the China News Network or whatever you want? Don't you want that on your mask? It just doesn't make any sense to me. But, you know, that's just me.

I got it. We have so much more to get to. Just subscribe to the podcast. Go to whatever platform you like, whatever warms the cockles of your heart, iTunes, Iheart Radio, Spotify, and subscribe to the podcast. Because I know I have to wrap it up here for you freeloaders. But there's going to be more on the podcast. Download and subscribe to more content at the blaze.com slash podcasts. I just wanted to send you a note of appreciation for working hard to make the blaze successful at mercury and chewing the fat.

That's so cool seeing you come back to life and you're making it happen. An honest day's work spent building the Blaze products and providing services of use to others is extremely honorable. Chris, this is for you. I know you want to be you want to be recognized. recognized and appreciated. I have vastly more respect for someone who takes pride in doing a good job, whatever the profession, and especially, you know, you. For some rich and famous person who does nothing useful, you know, I just hate those people.

So, gratefully, gratefully yours, me. So did you buy that? I don't buy it because it's coming from your mouth, but I would like to know who wrote that. Elon. I wrote that to his employee. Okay. That's what I thought. He just wanted to send a note of appreciation for working hard to make Tesla successful.

And I sent a little email out to the employees, which is, you know, good. I see where, and this might, you know, this might bode well for you, the Fort Worth Mayor. Here we go. That's your price. Price. Did you see her tweet? I did not. What she said?

What she said? tweet out there hawking for Elon. Absolutely. Hey, we have plenty of land, Fisher. You know, Fort Worth is... This is her tweet. Go for it. Hey, Elon, Callie is so yesterday.

Fort Worth is now. We have more available land than any other major city in Texas. That's because they're buying it all up. Fort Worth is from here to Kansas. Yes. Yes. You can still live in Fort Worth. Texas, Kansas.

That's the way, that's how much land Fort Worth has. Texas, more available land than any other major city in Texas. Our industry leading Hillwood development mobility, and Innovation Zone was a leader in this year's CES. And she has a picture of herself in front of a Tesla vehicle. Logo sign. Oh, logo. And I mean, that's great.

I had to just quote tweeted that last night, though I wanted to remind everyone it's also the home of chewing the fat podcast. So just saying, Elon, I'm here for you. And Elon listens to us. We've proven that Elon is a, now what would you call him?

Is he a influencer or is he an ambassador? Elon can be whatever he wants. That's what I thought too. And he decided, you know, Elon could be, you know, if he says,

hey, I'm an ambassador influencer. Okay. Oh, ambassador influencer. I like that. Yeah. That's a step up.

I mean, you're the man or the woman if you're an ambassador or influencer. So he's a man. I mean, I'm not saying that he has to advertise or come on the show or. Well, he has to come on the show. He doesn't advertise. But he has to come on the show. I feel like I've done my part. My house runs on Tesla.

So he doesn't have to, you know, sponsor on the podcast. I feel like I've done my part. What have you done? I moved in next door to people who have two Teslas. So I feel like I've done my part. What more can I do? Buy a Tesla? I'm living next door.

They have two. Okay. What more can I do, Chris? That's what I'm asking. Go solar with Tesla. I don't think there is anything. There is. You could go solar with Tesla.

You could drive a car with Tesla. Because I think we're missing each other here. I feel like we are. Next door to people who have two Teslas. Did you pay or help pay for those two Tesla? I am just saying I don't think there's much more I could do. I don't know why we're missing each other here. I feel like this is a whole fogging conversation again where we're saying things

and we're not understanding each other. So we'll let the audience. Clearly you're not understanding. No, clearly you're not understanding because I dropped 30K. to Tesla. How much money did you drop? And I move next door to someone who has two Teslas. I don't know.

What more can I do? Anyway, Elon, just come on the show. I'm here for you. And if you want to move to Fort Worth, I mean, to make moving easier for Chris to get off the show, he can just work for you here in Fort Worth instead of having to travel out to the South.

But, okay, here's a, I'll go work for, Tesla, but I don't want to work at the factory, though. I want something better than working at the factory. I want to suck it up, my friend. Social media, you know, video producer. I don't want to work at the factory. My hands don't touch that stuff.

They don't? Because there's many people like yourself that work at factories and do jobs with their hands around the world. I look like a factory work. other than Brown, I don't think I have anything else that reflects that I could be good at a factory work, you racist? Pretty strong reflection. All right, there's so much more.

I know there's so much more. Every day, there's just more. The fat pile is going to be huge this week. But I'll leave you with the entertainment news. All right, there's plenty of entertainment news. Tomorrow we must get to entertainment news. I've got a ton of entertainment news to get to. And I just never seem to find a place to put us.

We're getting to it tomorrow. A ton of entertainment news. We've got to talk about the LA attorney who was hacked, his files hacked, and he has worked for Lady Gaga, Elton John. They want $21 million in ransom for the information on Elton, Lady Gaga, and Barbara Streisand. I say Elton and Lady Pay, and we. just let Barbara Strasen hang out to the wind. We give the guy, say, hey, we'll give you $15 million,

and you go ahead and let Barbara go. No problem. It's just me, though. It's just me off the head. Now, I said on this podcast that July 4th was the day, right? That's the prediction of when things are going to open back up again. So what is happening, and they're just, they're doing this just to prove me wrong.

All right. But Disney is taking reservations for July 1st. Budget airline says they're going to get scheduled backup and resuming schedule flights July 1st. They're looking to release a new movie into theaters July 1st. So I feel like I'm proven correct. I know that it's not exactly the first. It's not the fourth. but I feel like when you start celebrating the 4th of July is the first so I'm in right

you know you're shaking your head right you know you are