Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 373 | Elon Musk Red 💊 Joke, Space Force Weekend 🚀, & The Queen 👑

Episode Date: May 18, 2020

Day 67 inside CQB: Nothing says CTF like Joaquin Phoenix expecting a baby and California is READY to open... not the state, but cities and towns are. Space Force launched a secret mission over the weekend and Jeffy wants to know. Kris Cruz is going for the COVID-19 antibody testing on Friday so be in the lookout. The Royals are in the news and Jeffy is here to cover the latest. Prince Andrew has a new accuser, The Queen is NOT ready to leave the crown, and Harry might get a divorce. Coronavirus and TSA updates and Elon Musk is upsetting people especially in The Matrix world. Subscribe on YouTube Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Congratulations are in order. Congratulations to Joaquin Phoenix and Rooney Mora. they are expecting a child. Yes, congratulations. Man, what a nightmare for Rooney Mara. I mean, I'm sure she loves. Did I say nightmare? No, I meant what a love affair for Rooney and Joaquin.

And apparently, she's been seen wearing baggy clothes. And so she's pregnant. So they have not, they've not. said yes or no to the rumors. But, I mean, when you see someone like Rooney Mara wearing baggy clothes during a pandemic, she's got to be pregnant. What I was thinking about when I first saw this headline is, holy cow, you know, we, I am not one to, you know,

I'm not making fun of people who name their children strange names because I like it. It's kind of funny. It makes me laugh and it brings, you know, it makes the kids stand out. But what is Joaquin Phoenix going to name his kid? Like grass Phoenix? You know what I mean? His brother was River, right? So, you know, maybe, you know, Cowbell Phoenix.

I don't know. It'll be fun, fun to find that. It won't be Stephen. I can guarantee you that. It won't be Bill Phoenix. William after our great great grandfather, no way. It'll be like

vegan plus Phoenix. It'll be fun. It'll be fun to wait for that kid to be named. We'll go out to California for a little bit, shall we? A good idea coming from one of the Central Valley cities

in California, declaring to be a sanctuary city from lockdown. Yes, they are open for business. This is a genius idea. Because, I mean, the state in any number of cities

or all of them, except for this one, is a, you know, sanctuary city. Right? I mean, they are, they want, they want, if you're an illegal, I'm sorry, a person in the country

without papers, it's okay, they're not going to do anything for you, right? But this city has a good idea. We're a sanctuary city. Our businesses are open. And they're happy about it. And they're saying, hey, we're using safe practices. We're wearing face masks.

We're keeping social distance. And that's what's got to happen. That's what has to happen no matter what. Right? No matter what. soon, very soon. I said July 4th, we'll be back at it. I think I'm still sticking with that,

although we are going to be getting now, between now and, you know, mid-June, end of June, cities that, like Atwater, California, that will be sanctuary cities, right? And they'll say, we're opening. Your rules from the governor, Be damned. Stop us.

We're going to open. We need to open. Life needs to go on. We'll practice safe measures as best we can. But life needs to go on. And I think we're going to see that more and more as time passes. And as long as we're out in California. You know, the great, the great state of California.

A federal judge. has ordered that thousands of homeless people need to be moved. Okay. How are we supposed to, I mean, we're supposed to buy them houses, or how come they're supposed to move? I mean,

we've let them, you know, hang up shop and, I mean, you know, put up their tarps and their tents, wherever they, you know,

can find a good, tent tarp area but apparently thousands of homeless people are pitching their tents along highways and byways and overpasses

and freeway ramps some of the pictures are incredible where the homeless people have pitched their tents and the judge is like well the risk from pollution earthquakes and the coronavirus

are just terrible so we need to relocate these homeless people. Oh. Oh, okay. You have until May 22nd of 2020 to come up with a plan for providing humane housing. Okay. That's great.

And who's paying for that again, Your Honor? Oh, that's right. We the taxpayer, I guess. Okay. No problem. He said that those living near freeways are exposed to pollution, including lead, that can shorten their life expectancy for decades. Yeah, we got it. They face greater danger of being struck by a car or injured during an accident or an earthquake.

Uh-huh. Now, the alternatives to shelters could include safe parking sites, We're just going to build them parking lots. That's what's going to happen. We're just going to build them parking lots. We've got the businesses that go out of business. Remember we had the guy, the car dealership that's letting the homeless people stay in his lot overnight, which was great because he's doing it on his own, with his own money,

not mandated from on high. from the king's ruling. So that was nice of him. This is agonizing. But we're just going to start building them lots. And they're going to have to have plumbing. They're going to have to because, well, it's going to be mandated that we can't allow someone who's homeless to just live where they want to. Sure, you can be homeless.

but no, you've got you've got to be in parking lot A for the homeless I mean, that's what they're doing at the airports. You might as well do it around the country too. Amazing times we live in. Amazing.

Well, did you see the rocket take off? Space Force launched this weekend, man. Robotic X37B, spaceplane. On a new mystery mission. The U.S. Space Force mysterious X-37B spaceplane launched its sixth mystery mission from Florida.

I'd be fascinated to see what we're shipping up there, that's for sure. Incredible. Because we're just launching them. And I don't know, we're blaming when they fall back to Earth. We're saying it's China's, so we can hate China.

I mean, I hope it's not ours. I hope we're you know, we're sending up stuff for actual space wars. So we've got enough satellites orbiting the globe, that's for sure. So we need special war beams with our space force. So we can launch onto the planet from X37B.

I mean, we've already seen, we're talking, they're telling us that they have, you know, they're agreeing that there were, unidentified flying objects here in the earth's atmosphere seen by our military I don't think they're saying that they're little green men

pretty sure they haven't admitted to it being little green men but apparently there was a big UFO over Brazil this weekend and the mysterious lights were seen by thousands of people and then the post disappeared from social media what happened?

Just north of Rio de Janeiro. They reported seeing mysterious illuminated objects in the sky. Several videos of objects exploded. Okay. The pictures were seen on all kinds of social media sites, including Twitter and Reddit.

And they're saying that it's possible that a UFO crashed and it was everywhere. And then the videos show blue, red and yellow orbs moving around the sky. One video shows the lights arranged in a triangle of your formation. Then, where did it go? All the posts vanished.

Okay. So, is it real? Is it not real? Is it government made? Is it really UFOs? And they don't want to scare us? I mean, if they just make stuff disappear and post disappear with a video here and there, still surviving, do we completely freak out and say they're here? I mean, really, do you think we're ready?

We do you think we're ready? I mean, I, overall, I want to say I am. I'm ready, but I hope that it's a peaceful ready. you know, where you kind of believe that, yeah, you know, they're a little green man, but they're not here to take us over. They're just stopping by. They're just saying, hey, what's going on? We were out for a little drive, and we made a left, and we thought we were supposed to make a right. And the next thing we know, here we are. What do you guys call yourself, Earth, right?

This is where we are, Earth. And, man, we need a little gas. We were almost out. So we thought we'd, you know, we thought we'd drop in, fill up the tank, and then, well, you know, we're going to get out of here. But we just wanted to say hello and let you know, don't worry about it. I was hanging out. We won't tell anybody what happened because it's embarrassing that we got lost, you know.

And we're just, we're just going to take off. And we'll see you. We'll see you some other time. And we'll try to keep you guys off the, off the map, okay? So, you know, we get back on the old highway. It's about, what do you guys call

them? Oh, you're late years. It's about, you know, 30 or 40 light years from here. So, the ads are pretty good. Nobody's going to find you still. So don't worry about it. Take care. See you later. I don't

think that's going to happen. So let me ask you a question. If you're a police, officer. And someone says, I think I saw a body. It's down along the highway and it's wrapped in a blanket. I came upon it and I thought, wow, there's a body and I want to check it out. Because it looks like a body, you know, wrapped up in a blanket. And the police come. And there's blood and other body goo around it. Don't the police, and maybe this is just, you know, TV police,

but don't the police usually check to see if, I don't know, the body is still alive? Like you think, look, there's a body wrapped in a blanket with goo and blood and more goo around the blanket. let's check the body. Let's see if what we think is a body is still alive. So they roped it off as a crime scene. You'd think that they would do that.

However, before they checked the body, they roped it off the crime scene. They shut down the highway. They had everybody there, lights and cameras. And then they realized, ooh, Um It's just a doll That's just a doll

Never mind Go ahead take down the Take down the crime scene And don't worry about it Oh Just let it go Oh okay Was it a

Yeah no it wasn't It was just a sex doll Don't worry about it He's wrapped up in a blanket and throw it along the side of the highway. Now, I'll grant you a little weird. Maybe we want to find out, you know, why the animal goo blood and other animal goo was around the blanket. Something weird may have been going on. But it does lead me to just think, why didn't you think to check the body first when you first showed up?

I mean, even as a, I don't know, a beginner cop, you think you'd come up and go, oh my gosh, there's goo and that's a body. I wonder if it's alive. Oh, no. This is Officer, one, two, three. We've got to go ahead and let you know that it's just a doll. We can set the cleanup crew out here and we'll do some investigating on what happened. Maybe we'd find out who left all this dog goo around the sex doll.

But we think it may be just some kind of freak that, once dog goo and realized that after he threw the dog goo on the sex doll and had his fun, the doll was yucky, so he just threw it out. I mean, come on now. Now, no one supports the police

more than this program, chewing the fat. Clearly, no one supports the police more than chewing the fat. Now, I will say that we support the police in the United States, states more than the police in other countries, but we still support the police worldwide, globally.

So this is an Australian police department. So maybe they have, you know, a little weaker guidelines on who becomes police officers. I don't know. I'm just asking the questions. Because it would just seem like to me that that would be the first thing that you would check to see if the body was still, alive, then you would realize that it was a sex doll.

And sex dolls are becoming more and more prominent, you know, all over the world. We know in South Korea that they started their soccer clubs playing, and they were putting dolls in the stands. And then they realized that, hey, aren't some of those dolls sex dolls? Now they claim no. They claim no. But, you know, we were using premium mannequins from a company that does produce sex toys. So, and sure they were holding signs, advertising X-rated websites.

But they were not sex dolls, okay? They were premium mannequins. Okay. I mean, no problem. Did you know that pornography is reading in this story where pornography is illegal in South Korea? Really? I did not know that. I mean, you want to talk about the dark web?

And you, and then they're at a game and they're promoting pornography websites? Okay. No problem. No problem. I guess it's okay to promote it, but you can't look at it. You can't

I mean, really weird. Really weird. Now they had 30 mannequins in the crowd. And when you look at the picture, they're all, you know, they've spaced the mannequins out. They've socially distanced the mannequins. Why don't you think that it's okay? if the mannequins are closer together?

I mean, they're mannequins, right? Even if they're sex dolls, they're dolls. So they don't necessarily need to be socially distanced. But yeah, whatever, whatever, whatever, whatever. whatever floats your little boat, okay, whatever floats your little boat. But I love the idea of they're not sex dolls. They're premium mannequins. Okay?

So there's a good point for you from now on. If you happen to get caught with your doll, your premium mannequin, just know that it's not a sex doll. It's not, I didn't buy it from a company that produces sex toys. And especially in South Korea, where pornography is banned, I didn't promote anything sexual at all either. So just let me be. Just a few stories, you know, about the royals. Okay?

Let me talk a little bit about the royals. I've let him go for a little while. And, you know, we've got to cover a few things. One is that Prince Andrew now faces a fresh accusation linking him to another sex slave. So that guy is not going away, man. They shut him down hard. The queen shut him down, kicked him out of the castle. He's just gone, forgotten.

He's not part of the crowd. have a nice day. And yet, no, he's back in the news again. They will not let this guy go. They will not let him go. I mean, Epstein is dead. Whether he killed himself or somebody had him killed, the Epstein story is dead.

And we're still going to hang him out to dry. Okay. All right. Have fun. Good luck. God bless. I mean, this guy, you know, odds are. he's you know what's the word I'm looking for what's the word I'm looking for oh yeah a dirtbag there's probably probably no question about that but man the queen cannot distance herself

far enough from this guy speaking of the queen rumors are rampant that she is stepping down as queen she's going to abdicate and Prince Tarant Charles is going to take over as king. And Prince Charles, who's 100 now, and the queen is 200, and he's been waiting for mom to die forever. Ever since he can remember he's been waiting for mom to die. And so now, during the COVID-19 crisis, the queen and Prince Philip are staying at Windsor Castle. She's, I mean, they are social distancing everything. And she should, right?

I mean, she's elderly. She's in the window. Her and hubby both are, you know, she's in great health. He's in questionable health. So, I mean, they've got to stay away, right? I mean, she's out riding horses in the middle of the, in the middle of the pandemic, staying away from everybody. Well, she hasn't said exactly what she's going to do after the pandemic. We've seen a couple of, we've seen a couple of recorded, recorded words from her.

but we also know that she has, she's come out and said, I'm going to be working harder than ever once back at Buckingham Palace. So that's reading between the lines is like, hey Chuck, take a hike. I didn't want you to be king when you were, you're not going to be king now when you're 70.

I mean, Charles has got to be furious. Just furious. And if you're Charles, holy cow, you do not want to live a shorter life than your mom. You better keep yourself healthy, man, because if you go before your mom, which would be sad, and I'm not wishing for that to happen at all.

But if you go and then it goes to William, I mean, Charles will forever be remembered. And he's already there now, really, as being remembered. Even if he gets, even if he becomes king now, it's like an afterthought king. right he's just like oh yeah you had to wait for mom mom never gave it you had to wait for mom to kick it and uh you get to be king for a couple of years before you kick it and then the real king william's going to take over so live with it but if he never gets it holy cow hello have a nice

day and more importantly news from the from the royals and i mean okay so what used to be royals all right Harry still a royal no matter what but Megan is a used to be royal right they're gone they're living in LA now they're going to they've got their close-knit circle of friends and I wonder how life is going you know we talked about them actually getting a divorce I said Harry's going to be done

year and a half right by the end of 2021 he's back at Windsor and Megan is living living in L.A. Maybe with the kid. Maybe. But Harry might just pick up and take the kid back to Windsor and say, good luck getting it.

The kid's mind. Come and take it. He'll be hanging the come and take it flag in front of Windsor. It's just come and take it, Megan, written in Sharpie at the bottom of the flag. But now we're getting news that they are in already in couples therapy. So I'm telling you what? Another prediction here on Chewy the Fat. Now, I know we're in California.

We're in L.A. Couples therapy is, you know, you can't be a couple in L.A. without going to therapy. I get it. And Megan's, you know, Megan's with their friends and wants to fit right in. But I'm telling you what. We heard the reports of Harry feeling. feeling disillusioned

because he didn't have the structure of being a royal and he didn't have the day-to-day. I mean, you don't have, I don't know how much it costs to have somebody lay out your clothes and be prepared to dress you every day and have breakfast ready for you and get everything ready to go. But when you don't have that, I can guarantee you,

Megan ain't doing that. there is not a chance that Megan is doing that Megan is making sure that the nanny is doing everything for the kid

and then she's like oh Harry you're not going to wear that are you put something else on but laying out clothes and giving him a schedule holy cow I mean I feel sorry for him

I do I do feel sorry for them I probably shouldn't be making fun of a couple and, you know, struggling through tough times. I get it as tough times for everybody, you know, especially now during the pandemic. But she brought it on.

She brought it on. She came in and just was a destructive figure in the Royals from day one. And I understand, I mean, we've talked about it before, the queen has got to be so, so bummed that she okayed that marriage. marriage. It just... Don't worry, Queenie. He'll be back in another year. And you'll have your grandchild and it'll all be good.

Okay? No problem. Let's go to the break room. I need a drink of Coca-Cola zero sugar. And I want to... Ever see something? Just a second. I've got to get a drink before we talk about that. Oh my gosh. Did I ever tell you how? how good it is to drink an ice cold, cocoa, zero sugar. I don't think I have.

You ever see a commercial? Now, commercials are supposed to, you know, bring back happy memories in life, aren't they? Or maybe sad memories in life, whether you cry or you smile, whatever the case is. So I see an ad today inside an email, one of the news emails that I get every day. And it's a picture of a big tray of crab legs, Alaska, and. king crabs. And the ad is, look at those legs.

And then not our legs. Our legs have grown scrawny from all the couch sitting. We're talking about legs of the largest and most impressive crabs caught in the world, the Alaskan King Crab. And they're, you know, they're promoting the seafood aficionados at the Alaskan King Crab Company.

And now they're delivering responsibly sourced wildcaught king crab and seafood. directly to your door. Now, do I really care about that? Not really. I mean, good for that. But that table of crab legs, holy cow, brought back so many memories. When I lived in Michigan, I don't know if you know that I lived in Michigan for a little while. If you hold up the stay, I live right here. No, I know. Just have to be with a thumb. And the one apartment we had, not that I remember the address, 402 Court Street, we had the entire second floor.

And the back windows were up against an alley, right? And on the other side of the alley was an old bank that they turned into a restaurant. I think they even called it the bank. I'm not sure about that. But it's an old bank. They turned it into this, you know, fine restaurant. And the cooks and the waiters used to come out into the alley and smoke and, you know, just rass out there, sit on their buckets.

Well, not me, but one of my roommates. I would never do this. I'll tell you that. traded used to trade the cooks something called Marizha Marizha

Juana for Alaskan king crabs so we'd be in there you start hearing rocks thrown up against the back window of the apartment and they would trade us

buckets of crab legs from the restaurant for What's it called? Marraja. I don't know. It was my roommate that had it. I don't remember what it was. It was some kind of plant. I mean, I was strange that they wanted. I guess they used it in the restaurant to, you know, for decor or something.

But, man, we ate like kings. Eight like kings. You don't get those, you do not get those days back, my friends. You do not get those days back, not one little time. our friends at pita are back at work too as long as we're in the break room god love them um they you know it's good to keep what was the the godfather saying you know it's good to keep your friends close but your enemies closer and a big news on pita they have a purchase stock in hormel nothing says pita like now they claim hey we're trying to you know get in the middle of it start

our work inside of these companies. Apparently, PETA is working on the inside of Tyson, Sanderson Farms, Maple Leaf Foods, Oscar Myers. So, you know, I guess, you know, you could make fun of them, but it's actually probably a smart move. Depending on, you know, how much stock they own, they could actually maybe make a little bit of PETA difference into these companies.

And, you know, good luck. good luck making a little pita difference inside these companies i don't want you know i guess maybe tyson or oscar mire because say these hot dogs made with the rubber stamp of pita is that going to make me buy more hot dogs from them no no not really but they're on the inside and a good luck god bless i hope they make it actually i don't because PETA, I just want you to know. This is coming from me from a place of love. Okay?

I do not like you. Sam, I am. Okay. Sorry. It's true. All right, let's get to those coronavirus numbers. So much in the news surrounding coronavirus. And I know you're thinking to yourself, yeah, almost everything surrounds coronavirus.

I know. I know. So worldwide, we have. 4,849,427 cases globally. We have 317,812 deaths globally to coronavirus in the United States of America. We now have 1,534,06 total cases with 91,102 deaths. Wow. And let's see if China has cracked the 83,000 total case mark. No, they have not. No, they have not.

China is still under that 83,000 mark with 82,954. But it is climbing. As of this recording, they have seven new cases. So, I mean, it's starting to get out of control in China with seven new cases. Wow. TSA, turnstile numbers. Let's see where we're at. Wow, this weekend yesterday.

Holy cow. 253,807 through the turnstiles. It's over. The pandemic is over. The airlines are back. There's no need to stop flying the 777s. There's no need to cut back on flights. Open it back up.

People want to fly. Now, sure, a year ago, there was 2,620,2,276 people through the turnstiles. But that's close, right? I mean, it's just neck and neck with the numbers, right? Also, if you want a job, and we talked about it last week a couple of times, and I'm telling you now, if you want a job, wherever you're listening to this podcast, chewing the fat, aside from being a subscriber, which you should be, which, and that's, and that,

it's free. In times of need like this pandemic, I want to offer the podcast to you free. All you have to do is just subscribe. Pick a platform and click subscribe and you're good to go. Okay? So chewing the fat with Jeff Fisher, click that subscribe

button and we're good to go and you're good through the pandemic. And I know many of you are struggling like the rest of us. If you need a job and you're thinking, I don't know what I can do, I'm not trained for anything. Contact

tracers are being hired around the globe. I mean, the UK has just hired almost 20,000 contact tracers. Cities are setting up contact crossing guard tracers. They get to wear the little vest and everything.

States are hiring contact tracers. I mean, that's the new job, man. Restaurants are going to end up having to hire the restaurants, the ones that are being mandated to keep track, of who comes and goes of their restaurants, they're going to need to have a special contact tracer

that oversees all of that. I'm telling you that's the gig. That's the gig to get. So don't be afraid. Just hit that contact tracing certificate. And you'd be good to go. No problem. We also got some good news that I'm surprised.

You know, there's breakthroughs happening. And I know the world is waiting for the United States to give the world a cure. I know we got the quote from the French company that said, well, of course, if we find a cure, America gets it first. Duh. You darn right, we do. And they were angry at the company. And they were like, they were first up front with money and gave us the most. So if we find a cure, they get it first. but really the world is waiting for the U.S. to do it.

And a California biopharmaceutical company claims that they have a coronavirus antibody breakthrough. So, I mean, that's great, right? I mean, according to this report, they were going to announce their discovery of the antibody. And some people already have it, right? They're testing for people around the country to see if you have the antibody. And so we're past being hollered at for well testing. So if you don't have signs of any illness, then there are companies all over the country that are testing you to see if you have the antibodies.

Yeah. And like I told you, you know, before we started the broadcast, I'm going to be one of them that is going to volunteer for the antibodies. and they're testing right here in Alliance. So if you have the antibody. Yes, a million dollars. You don't even know what I'm going to. I don't know what.

Why do you? A million dollars. That's what I'm asking for. I want those test results to be destroyed. And whatever blood, spit, not seem to whatever they collect, I want that stuff back. Because, oh, they're going to collect it all, my friend. And that was. You asked me what they're going to do.

I don't know what they're going to do, but they said... Let me tell you what they're going to do, my friend. You're going to walk into that place and they're going to be in like a condom suit. Okay. And they're going to make sure you are who you are. Okay. So if you sent them your Tinder profile picture, you're going to get kicked out. I hope you sent them your real picture.

Oh, I did. I sent them a picture because it's a men's clinic. I've never been to a men's clinic. I've been to a woman's clinic. So... You know what? there's so many jokes there. I'm going to stop there because there's not enough time in the day for those jokes.

But I'm telling you, when they come at you, my friend, in their condom suits, you, my friend, might as well get ready to bend over, cough, arms up. Uh-huh. Every orifice open, everything. They're going to swab. You are going to be swabbed. I'm going to be swabbed. I'm going to be swabbed. Okay.

Friday at 8.40 a.m. Central time, I'll be going to get antibody tested. Yes. Oh my gosh. I put my insurance company, so I hope my insurance pays because I don't want to pay for this. I just want to do. Oh, man, you are. We'll talk about. We'll have to find out exactly what they do to you because should I report? Now what happens if you if they do. I mean, it's going to be like you're going to be wishing for the UFO to come because how many prox and prodded you have. Should I record? When I got picked up by the UFO, they just did one probe from the back. Yeah, no, this is it. I'm curious.

I'm curious. Are you going to do it? Because I sent you the leg. So am I. I think so. Because it's right next to us. Like for me, it's 12 minutes from you. It's like five.

Because I have to go to, probably not a bad move. I have to go to your neck of the woods. Plus, does this mean that if I have the anti-body, that means that I could just lick every surface and kiss everybody I want, the six feet. does not oh does this mean that I get a nice patch that says antibody I was just going to say we've got to make sure that it's official right because everybody's going to wear I was just thinking about getting a t-shirt I have the antibodies leave me alone so that means I don't have to follow the face mask right six feet because I'm good actually actually what that'll do though for real is that if you have the antibodies for real it should be like I don't know life should really be yeah where you are out and about no knowing that, well, I could still possibly get sick with something. Exactly. But I'm going to do my best, and I know that I'm safer,

not getting a particular strain of COVID-19. I mean, COVID-22 might come along and you're going down. I mean, I don't know these antibodies, depending on how much probing they're doing. I don't know how high they go. You know, they might stop at like COVID-22. Oh, so they'll check up to COVID-22. I would check the fine print. Okay, yeah.

So the further they probe, they hire the COVID antibody. You know, this is, you should be like a doctor or something. I know, right? You should be like a doctor or something. Thank you. I should be. Download and subscribe to more content at the blaze.com slash podcasts. So there's still, I mean, we've got a plethora of coronavirus news.

We know that it stays within the male junk. for quite a while and it stays in your body for quite a while after you have in in parentheses recovered but now they're telling us to avoid sex at least 30 days now i have recovery i have many questions wow i have many questions on this because i am a medical professional as we and we just established so i'm here for it because me and my wife were talking about this this morning. So does that mean that anybody or is this for the people that are trying to like Tinder hook up? So for anyone. That's the way I read it. Yeah, according to this, I mean, they're saying that it's saliva and semen, right? I mean, it's fluids and I just just stop there. It's

fluids inside your body. Yeah, body fluids. It lives inside your body. Even after you are again in quotations and for those of you watching live on the 18th of May 2020 you can see me doing this do what you haven't done anything quotation marks I'm saying so it's right there on camera I thought you couldn't move your hands because you messed up your elbow as you recovered don't even get me started on that don't do it don't get me started by the way for all of you watching at home you can see that Jeff he's only using his right hand because his left his left hand no longer works see he has to lift it up with his right hand because he's been bitching

every commercial break you heard he's been bitching about his elbow hurting and he did something to it I know what he did he did nothing to it that's the problem he hasn't moved it in 67 days

and for the first time with the weekend he moved it what the hell happened so just like we're not supposed to have sex for 30 days Jeffrey you're not supposed to use your elbows for the next 30 days. You slowly use it.

So your body realizes, oh, there's an elbow on the left side of you. It's supposed to be part of my exercise program. Yes. Yes. No problem. You know what?

That's a good. Thank you. Thank you. You should be a doctor. I like a nurse better. Nurses are better. Nurses are better. So they're just suggesting, right?

And this is a report. It's a Chinese study. Take it for, you know, what that's worth. But they're, you know, the, I'm sorry? It's a Chinese study. So is. gold.

Yeah, it's true. Yeah. So whatever the Chinese says, stop having sex for the next 30 days, you will listen to the overload. I mean, to China and stop having sex. I know. I know.

I know. Because if you don't. Right? I know. We have to talk. There's not, I mean, I can go, tomorrow I want to talk to you about a lot of the black market stuff.

Heck yeah. What are we selling? Incredible. I'm sorry? What are we selling? Everything. Like. Everything.

Like my favorite. No, you don't. Back off, Doc. Okay. There's all kinds of, you know, restaurants and bars. We talked about the barbers and the nail salons and the, and the, you know, the illegal. I mean, I'm sorry, not illegal. The underground door-to-door Botox people that come to your house and shoot

boat yeah wait i didn't know about the botox i know about the door to door uh hair people nail people so now we have door to door bautics are you telling me that the door to door salesman is coming back but yes you call them next thing you're telling me is i'm going to leave the side door unlocked tomorrow at 10 a.m and then you show up knock three times pause one time pause two times Alituin there you go then you're in

and you could shoot my face with Botox at that time okay you're I know that it's you if you're desperately need

I don't did we talk about Botox because I know we talked about hairs and and

uh no we didn't talk about any plastic surgeries we didn't talk about I wonder to know the true faces like Nancy Pelosi's of the world

the shock she's starting to melt the guy some of the pictures the guy of the pictures we saw of her, man. She is, needs it desperately.

I know she's been wearing a mask, so she's happy she has to wear a mask because she had to give the guy who holds her skin, you know, a day's off because of six feet distancing. He's not back there anymore holding his skin. Can't keep it. You can't keep it as tight with your six feet away. No, no, you can't.

It's tough to follow. You know, one thing leaves another. People, you know, they trip over the strings. and they get decapitated from the strings. She's walking with a head backwards, like someone's pulling her. Because, yeah, yeah. So, you know, what are you going to do, right?

What are you going to do? But we will talk a little bit about that. There's some great stuff going on, you know, illegally. So I don't want to say that it's great stuff. There's some horrible stuff. People that are just trying to do things illegal. Is this going to end up like we ended up with prohibition? Yep.

I think so. too. I think it's exactly what it is. That's where we're going and we're going to have a new amendment and we're going to have something with like the legislature's going to say something. I feel like this is going to be what, what did they call prohibition? Like the, I'll tell you what, Doc, you think about it and we'll talk about it tomorrow. Okay. All right. One more coronavirus story that just is a matter of can someone please tell Hollywood stop it. Can you do that for me? Okay. Dear Hollywood, stop it.

Thank you. And for those of you listening in Spanish, Hollywood, para. Delays, can you repeat that one? Hollywood, para. Can we get someone in here, man? We don't have to have it right away because this is a last minute call. It would be tough to get right away. We get them in here tomorrow.

Can we get some hand signers in here? Oh, absolutely. Listen, oh, I just learned this. Oh, you did? I did. You ready? Okay. So do the, do the, can you give me the hand signals in English first?

Okay. Right there. Okay. And then do the, uh, do in Espiguel. In Spanish. No, that's like I said, Espaniel. In Spain. You got to stop.

You interrupt. Oh, is that one? Could you do that one again? Yeah, like this. That's perfect. I wish, I wish, uh, English would speak to Hollywood like that. But we had the Elon Musk tweet, take the red pill. Twice.

All right. Now, you know, it's a joke. is he's upset, but he's serious, but he's not serious. It's just a, you know. And it's Elon Musk. Right. By the way. So.

Share rules. So I made some money out of that tweet. So Ivanka, Trump, quote tweet taken. Funny. Love it. Isn't that what social media is supposed to happen?

Supposed to. Okay. Supposed. Yes. Yes. It is supposed to. Would that be interaction? Absolutely.

Would that be? social interaction. Would that be something that, you know, the regular masses will feel that is funny because here is Elon Musk saying take the red pill. Here's another famous person that, you know, people were supposed to hate and love saying taken. It's supposed to be entertaining. Right.

And you'd think if you, and it's from the movie The Matrix. Absolutely. So you'd think that anyone involved in the Matrix would just ha ha ha. And if you were angry, I don't know. why you'd be angry. Or maybe because it was Ivanka Trump and Elon Musk who wants capitalism and who believes in capitalism commenting about your movie. So, Lily Watayakowski, and I hope that's wrong.

What's that? Bless you. Are you okay? Yeah. Yeah, one of the creators of The Matrix. Oh, God. Tweets F both of you. Oh, you're so original.

Right. Well, what, right? That is the same, that's the same situation of the guy from the Orlando airport telling me, did I drink my Clorox this morning? It's exactly. I mean, Hollywood needs to take a break from. And by the way, you stupid idiot Matrix, aren't you guys revamping the Matrix, bringing back the old characters? Will you use this perfect scenario to say, hey, remember, we have the Matrix 4 coming out soon? All right.

Four coming soon. But instead, F you both. Oh, okay. There's only, you know, a few million people that see. I mean, just agonizing. And speaking of Hollywood, Logan Williams, the young actor, the 16-year-old that died not long ago, he was on the flash, and it was sad. He just died.

And it was, you probably, when he died, you thought, oh, no, drug overdose. They never said it. but you thought, oh, this poor kid, he's 16 drug overdose. Well, it just came out that it was a drug overdose. And it was a fentanyl overdose. Now, it just was announced that the tax reports came out and it was, you know, of course, it's not just, we can't announce that it was fentanyl altogether. It has to be opioid.

Overdose on opioids. Ovidose on opioids. Okay. It's sad, no matter what he overdosed on. But as I read the story, I'm really struggling with the parents because he took a break from acting when he was nine. And he took a break when he was 13 again to stressful auditioning process. Now, the mom says, you know, he was in complete denial. He was so ashamed.

where were you? Where were you? And they also talk about how they had found him struggling with his drug intake when he was 13. So for the past three years, she said, he's been struggling with this. So you were so overwhelmed with his stardom and making money on these TV shows that you thought, you know what so what he'll be fine don't worry about it but we're still making money as his manager and his parents and so if you know what if he starts doing drugs just to you know ease up on the stress a little bit it's fine don't worry about it i mean okay mom okay that's what you want to do yourself but it really just makes me angry with mom that's all the whole thing is sad and mom getting away with

well he's really struggled for this drug addiction for three years he was 16 16 sad very sad do I want to end on the sad I do

okay sad very sad