Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 377 | Fat Pile Friday - COVID-19 Antibody Testing EDITION
Episode Date: May 22, 2020Day 71 inside CQB: Yellowstone park is open and bison already attacks someone. Twitch has come out and gave a statement after FerociouslySteph made her comments on the stream. United Airlines is getti...ng sued. Why are NFL players flying coach? Memorial Day weekend is here so make sure to remember. Kris Cruz gets the antibody testing done and Jeffy is here to talk about the results. Facebook now wants people to work from home even after the pandemic. Subscribe on YouTube Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Welcome to Fat Pile Friday.
How in the world are you?
Yes, day.
They're starting to get bogged down.
We're at like 71, right?
from the CQB.
And you know what?
Predictions are starting to come true.
They opened up Yellowstone National Park,
started letting visitors back in.
And what happens?
A lady is attacked by a bison.
Yes, the park is reopened,
and the bison are like the humans are back?
We are not having any of this.
So if you are headed out,
on this Memorial Day weekend.
If you're listening live 22nd of May 2020,
you're headed out on this Memorial Day weekend.
Be careful because the animals are not happy
that the humans have returned.
As I said, this Memorial Day weekend,
I mean, don't forget when you're barbecuing
or you're out and about, you know,
dodging wild animals ready to attack you.
Remember that this is actually a holiday where we're supposed to honor and mourn the military personnel
who died while serving the United States in the armed forces.
So just maybe you give them a little bit of respect, just a tad.
According to USAAA, more than 645,000 Americans.
have given their lives
for you
to be able to walk around with masks on
and do what you want
here in America. Let's not forget that.
Please, let's not forget that.
Now, as I said, it's like day
71 of the lockdown
for me to be broadcasting from the bunker.
We're getting close to the end, though.
I can feel it.
I can feel like I want to break away and break out from the bunker.
But I did see one of the things that's happened that I was really close to doing it.
I think I'm going to do it.
And, of course, you know, Mr. actor Chris Pratt beats me to the punch.
I see where he's made the big deal of his video where he accidentally, in quotation marks.
And those of you watching live, of course, can see me doing that.
giving the signal, deleted some 50-odd thousand emails from his email account.
And I was just thinking about doing the same thing, you know, accidentally.
It's time to clean it out.
It's time to clean it out.
I've had just about enough of looking at the thousands of emails and how many on open emails and why do you have to say?
And, you know, once in your, if you've got your Gmail account, of course, you know,
you're always looking at the tile.
What's in your different categories?
And what's important?
And then you've got promotions and your social file and you're trashed and your sent file.
And it's just like, okay, okay.
It's just time to get rid of it all.
And it's an easy account.
Everybody has, who doesn't have seven, eight or nine email accounts that they have to, you know, check in on from time to time.
and it gets a little old.
It gets a little old.
So, way to go, Chris.
I'm sure it was an accident getting rid of all those emails because I'm about ready to have the same damn accident.
I'll tell you that.
And look, we're all, we are all ready to leave our homes.
And yet we have companies more and more telling us,
just stay home
just work from home
I hope with you know
40 million people out of work
that
you know a lot of those people can start
working from home
but there are still plenty of jobs out there
where they're not going to be able to work
from home
but I know Facebook
you know
Zuck as everybody likes to call him
boy what a boring guy
I watched a little bit of an interview from him
I mean he's got to go
if I'm Facebook, he's got to stop being the face of Facebook.
I know that he is and he's the founder and the starter and everything.
He's just so boring and so mechanical.
But they've decided, hey, you know, anybody that wants to can work from home.
Oh, okay.
I mean, he said 95% of Facebook employees are working remotely right now.
and they only expect 25% to be back into the office by the end of the year.
So, okay, they're not even going to have those big buildings anymore.
Maybe they will.
Maybe they'll just have the big buildings and go, that's where humans used to work.
And they're making a big deal about their forever policy.
If you feel like you need to be able to work from your residence forever, that's fine.
we're behind you 100%.
Don't you worry about that.
Oh, okay.
All right.
It does feel like human interaction gets really lost.
Well, of course it does because we don't have any human interaction, really.
We have a screen time interaction.
But, boy, we've lost so much, so much interaction.
And really, we need to get back out there into the world, really bad.
And I know the CDC released their big guidelines.
I actually, sadly, started reading through some of their guidelines.
It is agonizing.
And you go through all those guidelines.
And in the end, it's like, well, you still have to believe in what the states do.
These guidelines are just us from the CDC.
You still have states, counties, cities, other municipalities.
Those have their separate guidelines as well.
Oh, okay.
Okay.
And what they want is complete.
anonymity. I mean,
they're talking about
if you, the kids section
is talking about if your kids are on a bus
somewhere, the ultimate way
to do it. And I'm surprised
that this isn't for the airlines either.
They're talking about one person
a row, every
other row. Okay.
All right. That's
good. No problem.
Don't you worry about
that. Okay.
We'll get right to that for you, Zuck.
And we have an update on our girl, ferociously, Steph, from Twitch.
The, you know, the deer girl, the doe, a deer, female deer.
The head of Twitch, the CEO of Twitch.
Which, by the way, we forgot to mention yesterday that Twitch is part of the Amazon world.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, we did not.
When I was rereading the survey because I was so upset yesterday, I was like, wait, wait.
How is Bezos allowing this female deer to talk like this?
Well, because she's on the council.
Yeah, you mean the crossguard?
That's what you mean, right?
That's what you mean, right?
They're cross-guard.
That is exactly what she is.
The CEO said the council is not a moderation task force.
course, they will not be involved in any specific cases of streamer moderation or have access
to details about cases.
So, I mean, that's how they, that's how you handle dear person.
Yep.
You don't specifically, you don't highlight, yeah, yep.
You don't highlight the dear person.
You just specifically say, you know, maybe what was his, the great line was, um, uh, a great
line.
That's a great statement.
What else can you show?
Well, there's more to it, but he was saying that he wanted to clarify the council's role in Twitch's position.
I know.
Oh, you should have kept your mouth shut.
Yep.
He conceded, hey, I know when we announced the council, we probably, you know, could have been clear on what the council will and will not be involved in.
but here it is
and it I mean it breaks it down to where
you're look
we can put you on the council
we got all these other people on the council
and you're you know we'll take what you have to say
but you got no power
this whole power thing you're talking about
yeah and that was the biggest thing that
this doe this female dear
was that she was flexing
look at me you can't touch me
I'm going to get rid of you white cisgender males
because you guys are horrible human beings and should be exterminated.
And now, Jeff Bezos was like,
hey, Do, you female deer, shut up.
All right.
Right.
I mean, he called up, Jeff called up the CEO Emmett Shear and said,
Emmett, bro.
Get a hold of your deer.
What are you doing?
And by the way, the whole funny thing about this is that this doe,
this female deer,
able to
um cast a shadow of the new thing that amazon is doing with twitch they're going to be doing like
new content they're going to be yeah just released a competitor twitch did a competitor to fortnight
so instead of us talking about the gaming the new system the way that jf bezos and twitch
is trying to get a hold of all these people we're talking about doe the female deer yes sir
which is why Emmett said, look,
council members are not Twitch employees.
They do not speak on Twitch's behalf.
While we value their opinions and their right to share them,
they are independent actors who will have opinions
that aren't shared by either Twitch, Twitch employees,
or even other members of the council.
So zip it, staff.
That was me, not whom.
Oh, okay.
I was going to say, I was reading between the lines.
Yeah, I was just reading between the line.
Okay, I should have because that's what we do here.
Yeah, Emmett didn't put that in his response, although that's basically what it says.
So even if you believe it, I actually went back and watched it again.
It's just agonizing.
Wait, did you watch the deer gasm again?
Yeah, I watched the deer gassum.
I watched the other deer thing.
We played it again this morning on Pat.
And I'm almost at the point now where I don't think it's real,
but the CEO has responded.
And so it makes me feel like it is real again.
Then I went back because I was at the point of thinking it's not real.
What don't you think is real?
What part?
That Steph is not real.
It's not a real thing.
Oh, it's like a bit.
It's like a bit.
Yeah, it's just this thing.
Yeah.
And it doesn't mean anything because it, no matter what,
even if she thought it was a bit or I'm sorry, he or.
Is dough the female deer?
Yeah, dough, the female, thought it was a bit.
It certainly is not a bit now.
No, and then again, it is very interesting that the gamers have not stood up and be like,
yo, calm down, bro.
Calm down.
We only seen one and we read the comment from him yesterday.
So.
And I think they have.
I think, I mean, I just think they have.
Everybody's kind of afraid because, because.
of today's world, right? That's why the CEO just covers everybody. I want to be clear about
what the safety council is. We didn't specifically call out Steph, except between the lines where he said
zip it, Steph. A little bit of crime, good news crime and bad news crime. We'll start with a story
out of South Carolina. Such a difference in the headline, a headline makes the story, doesn't it?
the headline boy six cracks open robbery case by reeling in sunken safe the story can crack open anything
he's just he's got a magnet this little kid the parents send him out to the lake to fish during
the pandemic with a magnet so he just drags his magnet along and tries to pick up you know metal stuff
at the bottom of the lake which is cool it's fun and now you know he probably picks up some cool stuff
probably got to watch here and there, whatever.
But he, you know, poof, latches onto the safe.
He needs help pulling it in.
He pulls it in.
And, you know, he's this little kid, a little six-year-old out there magnet fishing.
Now, he's just a, he's just a, the picture is a cute little kid in the picture.
And there he is in front of the safe.
And he's all happy.
And he's got his sunglasses on.
And he's got his little Clemson Tiger hat on.
And I just want to.
Let me send me this
This picture
Just want to
Let me see
Oh yeah
You just want to punch a kid in the face
Oh yeah
Yeah yeah
That's a punchable face
I just want to
Yeah
You just want to deck them
Right here in between the nose
And the bridge
Just deck them and then
So what was inside
So they find this
You know they pull the safe up
Okay
Okay so in the safe
Is
stuff
It's debris covered jewelry
old credit cards, a checkbook, and it belonged to some lady across the street from the lake
who was robbed a few years ago, and they brought it back to her, and that's it.
And crack open anything.
Who the hell stole it?
Who took it?
We don't know.
The kid.
That's why he needs to be punched.
That's why he found it.
Yeah.
That's why I found it.
Don't you do, the six-year-old kid who found the safe that was robbed.
how many years ago.
It was like, it was eight years ago.
Oh, so four years ago.
So it was his mom.
And, uh,
and,
go out and see if you can find this safe.
Yeah.
We'll give it back to the lady.
Timmy, go go in right.
Yeah, right there, right there.
And lower it, lower it.
Oh, look at that you found it.
Yeah.
Did you crack open anything?
I mean, good for the kid.
Have fun.
And the reward money is.
The ladies.
The lady's happy.
You got a hug.
Okay.
There's a hug.
There's a hug.
And we got a pat on the back and he got a picture in the on the AP website saying that he cracked open a case.
And crack open anything.
That's it.
Yeah, that's it.
No, you miss like the $10, $100.
Shoot, I'll take $5.
Yeah.
No, like I said, Alex, I'll take $5.
That's it though.
The next time we hear about how bad things are here in the U.S.,
I want you to remember that a Singapore man
was recently sentenced to death by hanging,
and it was over Zoom.
I read that story, and it was awesome.
Not that the, I don't know.
It was awesome.
This is no, but this is the, you know,
if you read the whole story,
you know that he deserved to be hung.
Yeah, yeah, but still, there's a human being.
know like I don't care the man trafficked 28 and a half grams of heroin you know if you
would have said you know that he trafficked 20 and a half girls or 20 and a half girls and
boys and let me let me get this straight to I want to be clear he did he didn't actually
traffic the 28.5 grams of heroin so what did he do he introduced two drug dealers to each
other and was associated with trafficking the 28 and a half grams of heroin. So now how bad do you
hate them? I hate them even more. Thank you. Like hanging is not enough. I expect them to hang them
and then fire squad on the body that was hanged. So I know we've talked about this and you're going to
probably be like that is horrible. And you're probably going to be like, oh, Chris, do the do the research.
How many states do hanging?
Well, again, this is in Singapore.
It's not here in the U.S.
So like I said, you know, Delaware, New Hampshire, and Washington.
They allow hanging.
So what part of...
For 28.5 grams of heroin being associated with?
What part of Delaware, New Hampshire, and Washington is Shanghai?
What do you say?
Singapore Singapore Singapore so is that Singapore
is that Singapore Delaware or Singapore New Hampshire or Singapore
Washington it's just it's right there it's the county seat
oh for up is that where Joe Biden is from from
Singapore Delaware yes okay
I mean when you start thinking about how bad we get ripped for
the horrible things that happen in this country and we have other countries
sentencing people to hanging
for introducing people and those people
sold drugs? I want to hear
a classy shut the hell up.
Yeah, absolutely.
That is too much.
So, United Airlines.
I mean, I should have said this for the
coronavirus update during the
TSA numbers, but two men
are suing United Airlines.
Now, it's time, you know,
the bad things happen on planes all the time.
And we do their stories and we talk about how horrible it is.
Now, I haven't seen any video of this, but these two men, unnamed, claimed to be NFL players.
And they also claim that a woman sexually assaulted and harassed one of the men on a flight.
And that the airline didn't take proper steps after they complained.
So what are the proper steps?
Do we need to send this person to, well, say Shanghai?
Hanging, Singapore, by the way.
So like I said, Shanghai, Delaware, yes.
Hang on.
So according to the lawsuit, the alleged incident occurred in February of this year
from Los Angeles to Newark, New Jersey.
And what a fun flight that is.
I've actually been on that flight, agonizing.
And it is.
It's just a long flight.
Yeah, but any flight is a long flight.
You can't say that that flight is unique.
Yes, I can.
I just did.
It's unique to you and say, oh, man, you know, that flight from where to where is agonized.
I've been on that flight.
Once you're like three quarters of the way, there's like a bump to the left that, dude, the back,
it just hits the back corner of your back, and it hurts like a bitch.
It's such, and then once you're descending, it's even worse.
You can make fun all you want.
I'm just saying that I've been on that flight and it's agonizing.
Okay.
So they claim that they alerted flight attendants four times about the woman before they eventually moved her to another seat.
So they did move her to another seat.
But not fast enough.
Being alerted four times.
Not fast enough.
He's never fast enough.
So they notified the attendance the first time when the woman was belittal.
and appeared to be intoxicated.
So they wind, if this is to believe,
they whined to the flight attendant,
that lady is drunk and is belligerent.
And I don't know what position or what size these NFL players are.
And I doubt that they're NFL players to begin with because this happened in coach.
So stop it.
Stop it.
So you tell me because it happened in coach?
Is that what you're saying?
Yes.
Because it says you're the NFL player who is in the middle seat.
You elitist.
There's no way an NFL player is flying coach.
I'm sorry, it doesn't happen.
If you're in the NFL, you're not flying coach.
Not happening.
Did you sound fly coach when he was in the NFL?
No.
No.
When you see, when you go by, when you walk,
by when you and I low lives that we are have to fly coach with you and I and I despise flying
and coach and just because I have to and I despise me more what was the last time you flew first
all exactly so don't be oh you coach people you I spit on you don't do that I did not say that
Fisher the way you I never fly coach I never do it to people I don't want to fly back
yes because you think they're like
scummiest of earth like, p, you know, I need a fat guy seat.
Oh, so coach doesn't have fat guy seating.
No, they do not.
Okay.
No, they do not.
You stop.
You know that as well as I do.
I mean, just I had to sneak in a seatbelt extender so I don't have to pay for a second seat.
Stop it.
Anyway.
So he's in the middle seat.
Now, the NFL player.
claims she immediately harassed him over his the safety mask okay so this happened on February 10th
he was wearing a safety mask on February 10th okay so he's a weirdo that's why he wants to go on
named he doesn't want people to know who he is he was wearing a mask he's wearing she sat down
next to him by the window then claimed they made their first that's when they made their first complaint
So the other guy is sitting in the aisle.
He's sitting in the middle, and this lady has the window seat.
And she sat down and was belligerent and seemed to be already intoxicated.
And that's when they complained.
What a bunch of whiners.
The second claim claims to observe the woman taking pills.
Then the woman later started to grope and massage the NFL player's thighs.
He complained about that.
She continued to advance on the NFL player, grabbing and groping his quads and then stroking her hand across his lap, the inside of his leg, near his genitals.
Another complaint was met without action from flight staff.
The player says the woman eventually ripped off his mask and grabbed at his penis, prompting him to leap up from his seat and complain to the entire plane.
That's when the flight staff moved her to another seat.
wow now they claim that united you know gave them uh offered the two NFL players 150
vouchers and now they're seeking of course unspecified statutory imputative damages from
the airline negligence and infliction of emotional distress we do not live in the america i know
we do not live in the america i know if you're an NFL player
and you can't take a female.
Rub it up on you a little bit.
You can't tell her, no, back off me.
And you're flying coach.
America is not America anymore.
All right, let's go to the break room.
I need a drink of Coca-Cola, zero sugar.
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I mean, that's it.
That's all you need to do.
What else are you doing on this three-day weekend?
Right?
What else are you doing?
That's what I thought.
You got time to take care of that.
Okay?
So take care of that and then thank you.
Another example of how America is not the America I knew, no, thought I knew.
Lady Gaga
says she has quit smoking
and is flirting
she's not doing it yet but she's flirting
with the idea of sobriety
I know I know
that's exactly my point
this is not the America
I know
I've known I knew
I want to know
the 34 year old pop star
said she was recently working through emotional pain.
And that's why she quit smoking.
And that's why she has, again, she hasn't done it yet.
She's flirting with sobriety.
Now, maybe, maybe she won't.
She won't stop drinking.
But she has stopped smoking.
And that's helped.
her work through her emotional pain.
So I hope you make it, Gaga.
I know you got a new album coming out,
so you want to keep your name in the news cycles.
So you keep flirting with that sobriety,
so you can promote that new album.
Now, that's the America, I know.
So let's say you're in,
well, it doesn't matter where you're at, Peru.
And you're the mayor of a,
I guess it's an area.
I guess in Peru, you're not a mayor of a city.
you're just a mayor of an area
because he's a
mayor of this
Tantara
and I looked it up
and Tantara
anyway he's the mayor of Tantara
in Peru and Peru is beautiful
especially this time of year
and they've got a big
COVID-19
you know, it's outbreaking in Peru too
it's a worldwide pandemic
Jamie Rolando
Urbina Torres
where's I mean
I say
Jamie
Rolando
Urbina Torres
And I get nothing
Because you said it right
Good job
You're learning how to speak Spanish
Okay
Do you want me to correct you
Even if you're right
Because I can do that
No you're not
I'm sorry
Okay thank you
I apologize thank you
I finally got one right
So Mayor
Jamie
Rolando
Urbina Torres
Okay
So he's out partying
And they've got
Lockdowns
and all kinds of rules to be enforced during this coronavirus pandemic.
But he and his buddies are out partying, having a good time.
He may be flirting the same way as Gaga is with giving up alcohol after this incident.
So people started coming up and realizing that it was the mayor.
So he hopped in a coffin and pretended to be dead.
because who or what area doesn't have open coffins just laying around.
There's another dead person.
Another COVID death.
And we just leave open coffins laying around.
I didn't realize Peru did that, but apparently they do.
So he laid there in the coffin, had his mascot, tried to pretend like he was dead.
It didn't work.
So, I mean, do you really want Jamie Rolando?
Urbina Torres as your mayor?
And his buddies
his buddies, I guess, hid
in the drawers.
I don't even know what that is.
I mean, I do know what drawers is,
but are they talking about drawers of a,
of a dresser or drawers as somebody's pants?
That's what it is.
Those are drawers.
I mean, this is what drugs and alcohol do to you.
Gaga, maybe you need to read this story and think to yourself, you should do more than flirt with sobriety.
Okay?
You should just stop.
And as long as we're around the world, I mean, we've gone to Singapore, Delaware.
We've gone to Peru, Tenura.
And we might as well go to another country now, too.
Amazon. They've been flirting with food delivery service here in the U.S., but they've, you know,
been struggling to keep up and everybody's saying, oh, it's Amazon, they're not doing it right,
and there's other companies that are doing it better. So, and we know that Bezos has been
busy, you know, putting around with Deer Lady over there at Twitch, had to shut her down.
So if you're Amazon and you think, I don't want to mess with Uber Eats here in the U.S.
I've got, you know, I really like this food service plan.
What should we do?
I know, we'll go launch a food delivery service in another country like India.
And so Bezos is on his way.
This is one of the things that's going to make him a billionaire.
It's just incredible.
And they're now, and this is, oh, no, this is sad news too from Amazon.
It's reported that they're going to push Prime Day.
from July to the fall.
Oh, no.
I won't be able to order anything from Amazon Prime until the fall.
No, no, I just won't get a discount.
It won't be a big Amazon sale day.
Oh, okay, that makes me feel better.
I mean, how is the pandemic, why would they push the,
I guess they wait for everybody to get back to work
and have more money to spend on Amazon?
I mean, I think they've been doing pretty well anyway.
The only people that are doing bad now are, you know, entertainment industry companies.
I mean, that's why we here at the Blaze, seriously, at Blaze TV, Blaze Media,
thank the subscribers to the network.
I mean, these other companies, like, I just read a story about, what's the site, you know,
the ocean site, the Atlantic, that, uh,
They had like 90,000 new subscribers to their site.
But there's no advertising.
No companies are advertising.
I always got any money.
So these websites are laying off people.
They can't afford to keep them.
And I can understand it.
I mean, they're part of the, you know, 40, 50 million people we got without work.
So we need to, America, we're going to get to the coronavirus numbers.
America needs to open up.
All right.
Let's get to those coronavirus numbers.
Total worldwide, $5,241,784 total cases worldwide.
335,846 deaths.
Wow.
Here in the USA, 1,625,039 total cases, 96,5,000, total deaths.
which means we are going to,
we're going to crack 100,000 deaths this weekend.
This is a three-day weekend by Memorial Day?
Probably, probably tomorrow.
Before, I mean, this weekend, for sure.
Sunday, for sure, we crack 100,000 total deaths.
Wow.
They are going to have a field day.
And China.
Have they cracked the 83,000 mark of total K?
in their country yet.
As we scroll down to China,
they have 82,971 total cases.
So they have not cracked 83,000 yet,
but they are still getting new cases.
As of this recording, they have four new cases.
So they are still struggling.
TSA checkpoint numbers.
Wow.
We're getting ready to head into the Memorial Day.
weekend, 318,449,000, not 449,000, stop.
The TSA wishes they had that back.
318,449 people through the turnstile.
So that's a huge jump.
Wow.
Huge.
I mean, we're back.
Sure, last year was 2,6703,000.
But 318.
thousand after what they've been through
wow so the day before
was 230 thousand so they had
250 240
190 190
230 318
so the numbers are
picking up a little for the TSA
and the airlines good for them
good for them I think
more and more people I don't think those numbers
are there going to be quite some time
before they get back up to the
two million mark
people are going to be
definitely
traveling
but using
I don't know a thing
called a car
so
they now have
the antibody test
making the rounds
we talked about it the other day
on the show
we had a guy call
this morning on Pat Show
who said that he was tested
and he has the antibodies
and he claims that he knows
when he had COVID
back in February
that he was
misdiagnosed and they gave some antibiotics and sent them home, but it never really worked.
And I believe that happened even way before February.
I'm talking about back in 2019, there were plenty of people that were sick that just never
got really better with the medicines they were prescribed because they weren't being,
they weren't being tested for COVID.
So everybody just thought it was a, they weren't coming back positive for the flu.
So it was just here, take some antibiotics.
Here, save your stuff, go home.
And now you're going to be, you know, positive for the antibodies.
So our very own Chris Cruz was tested earlier today to see if he is part of the COVID-19 antibody crowd.
And we got the results.
It's almost immediate.
It is.
It's a 15-minute wait for the results.
Like I said, it's almost immediate.
Yeah, 15 minutes.
And so you waited?
You didn't say call me?
No.
hung out in the lobby or did you go out front keep the mask on or oh speaking of math the lady was like
take off your mask you don't need it are you sick she's like i was like no you don't need it okay
thank you and by the way i was like thank you i said do like you know the normal primary care
he's like yeah i you gain a customer sign me up because i'm your customer now no kidding so first
they have you sign a release form saying that this is not an fda reading this is for the company
called Woodfo Biotech Co. LTD. And their test is SARS COVID-2 antibody test. It's a point-of-care test using a fingerstick blood.
And it matches specificity and sensitivity. So sensitivity is the ability of a test to correctly
identify those with the disease true positive rate, whereas test specificity is the ability
to test to correctly identify those without the disease a true negative rate.
The anti-
We could still be wrong, so let's take the test.
The specificity is 98.84% and the sensitivity is 100%.
Test for antibodies IGG.
Wow, they're saying the sensitivity test is 100%.
Yeah.
Wow.
All right.
Test for antibodies IGG and IGM
Quality
Quality test
It does not tell
Amount of antibodies in you
So I could have
I mean some guys walking around with more antibodies than me
I'm pissed now
Yep
So
How do I get more antibodies?
Do I have to do I get sick more than once?
You have to get the COVID-19, 18, 17, 16
I'm not
I'm no doctor
But
Right.
That's the only way.
So.
We cannot have hoarders of antibodies, man.
This is not right.
So the antibody is done because once an antibody is produced against the Pacific
antigen, the next time the antigen enters the body, the immune system remembers.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay.
What's do I stock in this company today?
We got it.
My test results are negative.
Oh
But there's a little asterisk to this
Yeah, of course
You could possibly get it at any time
Yes
Like my body could be asymptomatic now
And this doesn't not tell
If I have it or not
It says that I haven't had it
Because I don't have the antibodies
But I could still have it
And be asymptomatic
And that's how the doctor
Something
covers his butt
So you
need to stay inside, my friend.
Oh, no, I'm going to a trip.
You could get COVID and die
at any point. No, I'm going to a trip, so.
Yeah, no, it's, you need to
stay inside, wear a mask.
Don't be looking at other people.
Make sure you follow the arrows
in the grocery stores. Don't go the wrong
direction. Make sure you get hosed off at all times
until you
get the end. Or you need to find
somebody that's hoarding antibodies and maybe rub up against them or something.
Are you going to get it done?
I'm sorry?
Are you going to get it done?
I can't.
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There's some good news for you rodeo lovers out there.
The Houston rodeo that was canceled.
Remember they were right in the beginning during the, you know, the beginning of the pandemic
and the Houston rodeo is this huge event.
not only for Texas, but around the globe,
and they canceled it, shut it down.
You don't have to worry.
They're bringing it to Fort Worth.
So,
I know, I know.
They're bringing the rodeo to Fort Worth,
and they're going to do it,
but, I mean, you can't go.
You can watch it on TV,
if you want.
That's fine.
But you can't, you can't go.
so there's that
I mean rodeos are
fun to watch
right
I mean
rodeos are fun when you go there
I guess if you're a rodeo lover
and you watch it on TV it's a sport
and it'll be live and it'll be fun
but it is
it's going to be sponsored and you can watch it on
the cowboy channel
I'm a fan of the cowboy channel
man you know what am I know
I know somebody that works there
one of my one of the people who used to
be one of my
salonist salon stylist
went to work for the cowboy channel
I get a hold of her
see if you can get you know
cut my hair so in today's world
how long are you still paying your bills
how many people now are just not
paying bills because I don't think they're able to shut your power off anymore
right no way is
a power company turning somebody's power off.
Mortgage payments.
Are you still paying your mortgage?
I mean, if you're working,
I guess yeah.
But they just had a big story about
when Cuomo, Mr. Allseeing,
all-knowing governor of New York said,
there's non-eviction order.
Nobody can evict you from your apartments.
All kinds of tenants were like,
we're done paying rent.
You can't evict me.
I'm not going to pay you.
I know, but you're still working.
Yeah, I'm not leaving.
I'm not leaving.
You're not kicking me out.
So, have a nice day.
And people are all wound up.
The story was about the Hamptons, of course.
The Hamptons, the people in the Hamptons are pissed because we're coming up on a season
where people spend big dollars to rent places in the Hamptons for the summer.
And the people that were there during the winter, yeah, we're not leaving.
Go ahead and try to kick us out.
We're not leaving and we're not paying.
So good luck, God bless.
And I know there's plenty of companies that are starting to cover some of your bills.
You know, different insurance companies.
Some insurance company was paying a, making a big deal over.
We're paying millions of dollars of your bills, are you?
How much do I get?
It's like a mass payment.
Wait.
You get $2.20.
cents. Wait, are you talking about the company that I just got done informing you and you were so
upset because you wanted some money to? Because my insurance company, USAA, we received an email back
in April saying, hey, due to COVID-19, every member with an auto insurance policy effective
March 31st will receive a 20% credit on two months of premium in the coming weeks.
And good for them.
So they just returned $520 million.
See that right there.
That would make us look good.
$520 million.
How much did you get?
$30.
Big deal.
On my first go around, I got $79.
$71 credited to my account.
Then they're like, oh, this made some good stuff.
We're going to do it one more time.
And we're going to return $280 million again to give us a total of $800 million.
dollars to make it easy is a 20% on a third month's worth of a premium will be applied to you
auto and now they said property insurance there's no need to call us we'll just make it happen
and i receive another i'm not paying mine i'm not paying anymore thirty nine dollars and 85 cents
credited into but that's just the auto now the property one up guess all received
an email later saying we've paid 20% out of you know the $2,900 property.
I'm not, but you know what?
I'm turning into New Yorkers in the Hamptons.
I'm not paying.
How about this?
How about I send you this email from USA CEO and go to whatever people you choose and you have
and say, hey, how about you guys do this?
It will alleviate some help.
Yeah.
Yeah.
How about that?
You know, it's funny.
How about I just not pay?
I like the sound of that better.
I was expecting my mortgage to say, hey, do you not have to pay, blah, blah, blah.
No, those suckers, they send out two emails.
Right.
One of them was like, in this hard times, we know that you might not be able to pay.
So just call us and we could arrange some methods of payments.
Well, that's good.
then the other one was
if you're still without a job
just call us and we'll make some arrangement
they never said don't pay us
which is highly upsetting
because other companies have come out and said
hey we're just not going to get it
you're just going to add it to the end
blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
right now which is which is nice but they don't have to
and most companies are trying to survive themselves right
so if you're able to pay pay
if you can't pay
call us don't just stop paying
can I quote you on that
something out yes can I quote you on that
yes you can although don't
hold me to it
because then I would
break my rule of I'm just not paying
the problem is
if I say
I'm not going to pay my power bill
I'm not going to pay
I dare him to shut it off go ahead
shut it off
okay well
when the so-called, and it's not so-called,
when the pandemic is over, when they say,
today marks a day in history,
the COVID-19 pandemic is over.
I mean, do they just make my house,
they just go dark?
I mean, it shut me down, man.
Right then.
Or they say, you have 24 hours before,
you go dark, but you owe us $8,22,000 and $22.
And we like it in cash, please.
Oh, in cash?
In clean, fresh, crisp $20 bills.
That's how we want our payment.
If you can't give your payment in that, we're shutting it off.
Right?
That's what happens.
Same with landlords and mortgage companies.
I mean, sure, they're not going to.
to kick you out because you're not paying now.
But in the end, when that bill comes to do...
How long can...
Okay.
Because I think it was...
I think this is like a Friday conversation we've had a couple of times now.
So let's say I am that New Yorker that I can pay, but I'm choosing not to pay because,
one, I'm not going to get evicted.
Two, the landlord said, you don't have to pay.
And the landlord is being nice.
What's going to happen when all this stuff is over?
Do you have that $2,000 rent saved up?
I mean, I don't know if it's going to be post-dated.
Like you get the rent saying instead of $1,000, it's $8,000.
Exactly.
You haven't paid us for seven months.
So how the fallout of this is going to be.
Yeah.
You think the unemployment numbers are high.
Way into all those landlords.
can evict.
Yeah.
Well, and that's right.
And either they evict or they just say,
you make your monthly payment like you were before.
And then we'll add a little bit.
And we move on.
Or you make a monthly payment and you add an extra.
150.
Whatever amount each month that makes up for the back pay.
I do like that.
I don't think, and this is me putting hope in Americans.
I don't think, I know, I know, I know, this is asking way too much.
But I don't think that once all this over, you're going to have the A-hole landlord saying,
here's a $8,000 bill for the last four months, plus I need the $2,000 for this month.
Dude, you're not.
Well, and we're going to hear those stories, right?
There's going to be three or four guys, one in New York, one in Texas,
because we'll go, it happened here in Texas, and unbelievable.
And then there's going to be one in Utah and one in L.A.
And that's going to be the stories that the entire country are evil because of these four people.
And that'll be your storyline.
You're welcome.
Let me write this down.
So you said, New York.
New York.
Texas.
Texas.
Uh-huh.
Utah.
Utah.
Interesting.
California.
In California.
I specifically said L.A., but California.
Not Florida?
Eh.
Interesting because Florida's been on the news a lot when it comes to all this COVID-19.
They're trying to get Ron DeSontines a bad name.
I know.
Well, there's plenty of states that are just a nightmare.
I'm so curious.
Why Utah?
Is it because it's a concern?
Is it like a conservative state?
I just picked the Utah out of that.
I don't like that.
I don't like your science behind that.
That's my science.
Okay.
That's those damn Mormons.
There's going to be a guy in Utah that's a Mormon.
It's going to be a bastard.
I'm going to be an atheist.
I'm going to add that careful because I'm adding all this few prediction.
It's going to be a Mormon bastard from Utah that is a landlord and is going to just become an a hole to all his.
what do you call him?
He's not going to be a
tenant.
He's not going to be officially
a part of the LDS.
Okay.
But he's going to claim to be a Mormon.
Okay.
There's going to be a Texas.
It happens here in Texas.
It's not going to be a real Texan.
He's going to claim to be a Texan.
Oh, okay.
So it's a full Texan.
It's going to be a New Yorker that's a
that is a New Yorker and damn proud to be a New Yorker
and lived there all their lives.
And he owns this building.
His grandfather built a freaking building.
And I want these people out that haven't paid me.
Okay.
And what about Cali?
And out.
It's going to be a, hey.
Hey.
Hey.
So.
We just needed to new people.
So you forgot to pay your rent.
And we tried to do the whole Tinder thing, you know, and the grinder thing.
And you have ignored me.
So you got to go.
I need you to pay.
I need you to pay or hit the road, batch.
Okay.
Get out of here.
Rainbow sprinkles.
So bad.
Look, I don't know how to hear.
I'm so sick of one of the other things I really wanted to talk about today.
You know what I'm sick of is these rules.
Everybody is calling laws.
It's just agonizing to me.
We have to realize that these rules are directives.
their ordinances, their pronouncements, their dictates, their mandates,
their mandates, they're not laws.
And I just feel like we're going down the road of kingdom again,
and it's time to stop.
It's time to stop.
Put some charcoal on the grill and grill yourself up something nice.
Pay a little respects to our military men and women who have lost their lives to keep you free.
And remember what freedom really is.
Okay.
Freedom really, remember what it is.
Remember what it means to you.
