Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep. 38 | God Save The Queen | Guest: Gary The Numbers Guy
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Hi, hello, and welcome to Chewing the Fat.
Thank you for coming along for the ride today.
We've got an exciting show for you, as usual.
I mean, you know what?
I don't even want to say we have an exciting show for you,
because you being here is exciting enough.
So anyway, I was reading this story today by Alex Trebek.
Alex was doing an interview because of his...
He just inked a new deal to extend Jeopardy.
So it's not a mistake that Alex is now doing a few interviews to promote that.
And so, you know, when you see Alex Trebek on, me too,
and Alex Trudec wants to talk about Justin Trudeau,
but really all he's doing is just hawking that he signed the new deal for Jeopardy.
And, hey, you can still watch Jeopardy and I'm on it for the next 100 years.
and so he you know
Deopardy is his until he keels over right he's already had what eight or nine heart attacks
and he heals up and he comes back and he reads you know
I'd like English for a hundred Alex and they and the show's great and everybody watches it
it really is I'm not I'm making a little bit of fun because it's such a good gig and I
and I love Alex and it's it would be a great job to have and he has it so bless his heart
but he talked about Justin Trudeau, who has this hidden buzzer in his shirt,
that, you know, he leans back and he just pushes the button,
and then his crew comes and gets him out of wherever he's at.
And it's not an emergency button.
You know, it's not like I'm, you know, I'm being harmed.
It's a button that says, I'm really sick of talking to this person
and being in this room.
Get me out of here.
Now, having worked with the number of people over the years that are, you know,
surrounded by a number of people a few times in their life, you learn the signals of, hey, I got to get out of here.
You know, so you learn to come up and rescue them and get them out of the crowd.
It's not a surprise that guys like this have that sign, although I'm a little surprised he has a little buzzer when he could just, you know, carry a little purse around like the queen.
I said the queen
Yeah, thank you
When I say the queen
That means we have to
Oh
This is really the queen music
No
The queen has a thing
Big pompous orchestra
Queen
The Queen's here
Yeah something like that
I think this is it
The Queen
The Queen is here
We're Elizabeth, the 84th.
All rise.
Oh, wait, that's a chord.
You do rise, yeah, you do it.
There we go.
That's what I'm talking about.
And here comes the, here comes.
Wait.
That's the same thing.
All right.
The queen.
I don't want to hear it again.
Oh, good Lord, though.
Even if I said the queen.
I like having this, the queen, though.
Yeah, I like that.
the queen
king jeffy
ladies and gentlemen
and now
welcome the queen
queen elizabeth
155 years old today
happy birthday
queen
so we're talking about how she alerts
her people
if she wants to end conversations
and it's kind of
you know and she has these
look, she's the queen, right?
And we left that country because of people like her.
We came here because we didn't want to put up with people like her.
But she's still the queen.
All right, I got it.
She's still the queen.
And they're trying to break away.
They just signed a deal today, right?
The EU and the U.K.
Their Brexit deal.
Now, Theresa May has got to get it okay through the parliament.
But they're still, I mean, in March, they're leaving.
They're leaving the EU.
and they are wound up, man, about it.
They do not want to leave the EU.
And that's what the people voted on.
They're trying to get other votes.
They're trying to come up with another way to say that the vote didn't count.
And we would need to vote again.
No.
No, no, no, no.
The people in the cities wanted to stay in the EU.
The people in the countryside, the real people said,
screw you, EU.
I believe that was the actual sign that was all over in the United Kingdom,
screw you, EU.
And so they lost.
And now they've been Billy badly trying to,
we have to work on a deal with the EU and we can't just break our ties and just cut ties.
Have you learned nothing from Donald Trump?
Cut the ties.
Everything else will work out after that.
Say goodbye.
Have a nice day.
We're done.
So anyway, back to the Queen.
All right, so according to royal historian Hugo Vickers, and I love Hugo.
I mean, Hugo Vickers is the guy.
It is a guy, right?
Anyway, she has a wedding ring that signals to her staff.
She's ready to move on from the conversation, okay?
And she wants them, if she spins the ring, get her out of there.
She does want you to intervene like right now.
Whoever she's talking to, she's done with them right now.
And she also has her bag, you know, her purse.
And she doesn't carry a clutch bag.
She has a bag with handles on it or whatever you want to call it for the purse.
And of course, you know, I mean, the purse is probably, you know, $80,000 made from, you know, the finest silk from China and gold from India.
I got it.
She's the queen.
Is she really a queen anymore?
I mean, they're the king and queen, and they got, but they really have no power.
but when you're part of the royals
I mean the royals are still a big deal
around the world we even treat them like a big
deal I say we should do that
I think we should just
I think they can be treated like
you know the royals all over the rest of the world
but when they come here it's like
so
nice you to be here
there's a holiday end down the road you're staying there
yeah we'll let them stay at the Hilton
all right I don't want to
they're the royals I get it
you stay at the four seasons maybe
stay at the Merrimont when they're out west.
It's fine.
If there's the rooms aren't good enough for the royals, then get over it.
This is the United States.
So anyway, she places her bag on the table at events, and that means she's ready to go.
All right, so she's got her purse with her, and you're sitting there talking, you're at the table,
and all of a sudden you see purse on the table.
Might as well say goodbye.
Queen's cutting out.
All right, let's go.
she also has a
buzzer too
she's got a little buzzer
now it's not on her clothes
she's not walking around like Trudeau
with the buzzer on his clothes
what douche
then she that buzzer means like when there
she's got people at the
at the palace
and
she wants to
be rid of these people
in whatever room they're in at the palace
and in comes
in comes the help.
And it's time to go.
Mr. Fisher, your time is up with the queen.
Have a nice day.
Your time is done.
Take care of yourself.
Now, in the bag
that she has her purse,
she always keeps a mirror,
lipstick, a pen,
cement lozenges, and thank God for that.
Reading glasses.
and on Sunday, of course, she has a few small bills.
I'd like to see what she considers small bills precisely folded to give as a church donation.
But it's more of you.
She uses the purse more for signals.
She sets it on the floor, moves it to the right.
She can be standing out talking to you.
And she also, one of the things that you'll see the royals do, and this could hold true with anyone, really,
if you pay attention to what's happening in getting.
gatherings. People do it all the time. They just don't think about it. But like the royals will have
their purses and their clutch bags and they'll be standing there with, they're both hands
holding the purse in front of them. And that means they're saying hello to you and they're
greeting and they're talking to you, but we're shaking hands. Don't touch me. Stay over there.
We'll get in your space. And your space is over there. And that's where we're talking. Okay.
Don't make me move the purse to my left hand all alone or you're done. If I scratch my head,
you're dead.
I wonder what that signal is.
That's got to be this head scratch, right?
Excuse me, I have to scratch my head.
Gunshot from the sniper.
But people do it all the time, right?
You think about it when you're at gatherings.
And if you're standing there and you don't really want to shake people's hands,
but you're talking, you put both hands in front of you.
Unless you're, you know, it wouldn't matter if you were actually carrying a purse,
whether you're a man or woman at these gatherings, it's fine.
but I'm just saying usually, most men who are identifying as males aren't carrying a purse.
Although I don't mind carrying my mind.
It's a good thing.
People don't shake your hand when you're carrying your wife's purse.
They look at you a little strange once in a while, but after they look at you, they don't shake your hand.
So I'm a fan of carrying the wife's purse.
We have to know, though.
We have to check with Hugo and see what the kill shot move is.
because when she's tired with you, she rings her ring and she is time to go.
But if she wants you killed, I wonder what that is.
She probably has to speak that out loud.
Even the queen has to be able to say, off with his head, right?
Even the queen.
I'd like to thank the queen for coming today.
This is not the, no it is not.
This is like the Hallmark Christmas movie from the United Kingdom or something.
And that is not stop it.
That's not for the queen.
The queen is not pulling up in the horse-drawn carriage with the gold,
listening to that thing.
She's scratching her out here.
Somebody's getting killed if this music is playing.
No, we're done with that.
But she is not the queen.
We might as well go to the break room and get a drink because I am thirsty.
Oh, my gosh.
So good.
All right, so Netflix is testing a mobile-only subscription to make it service more affordable,
which I kind of like.
It's kind of a good idea, right?
Just mobile-only subscription.
They're trying it overseas.
But I mean, I can get it on my phone.
Now, I'm paying, you know, I can play it on, I think, what did we say the other day?
Like, I have four or five devices right, I pay for, where you can watch Netflix on four or five devices.
And then that's it.
That's your total.
Unlike Hulu.
Hulu ticks me off too.
You know, because they catch it.
Their deal is on Hulu.
I digress.
Their deal is on Hulu that you only get one deal, and if they catch you, then they cut it off.
But when we first got Hulu, I think this is what they do.
When we first got Hulu, I just got my shoulder surgery, my one shoulder surgery.
So I was, you know, in the tilt back watching TV, and I was watching a Hulu series.
And my wife was watching Hulu out in the living room.
And I'm thinking, oh, okay, we just got Hulu.
We can watch it on at least two devices.
Cool, no problem.
And then a week later, I go to turn it on, and my wife was watching something in a living room, and it won't come on.
And so we read the rules, and it says, it's only good for one device.
And if we catch it, then that's it.
We shut it off.
I think they deliberately not catch it for the first few days just to tease you and let you watch Hulu on all your devices.
And then they say, okay, that's enough.
We're going to stop you now.
That's our rule.
Back to Netflix.
They're trying out their new mobile deal on phones in India.
Do you realize Netflix, I mean, Netflix now has, I mean, they're around the world, right?
They have 137 million customers, 79 million outside of the U.S.
All right?
So the U.S. has, what's that make it?
58 million, 59 million here in the U.S., something like that.
Netflix is doing okay.
Reed Hastings is making a little cash for Netflix.
And good for them.
I love them.
I want them to continue to do good.
But I think, you know, now that the mobile deal, they want people to be able to just spend like four bucks,
four bucks a month and you get it specifically on your phone.
I think that's a good deal.
I mean, most of us are trapped to our phones anyway.
All right?
And so why not spend the four bucks on having it on your phone?
And you watch whatever you want.
Plus, if you have a Samsung phone and a Samsung television,
you can match it up to the TV.
So you can watch whatever is on your phone on your television.
And I'm sure you could do that with Apple 2 and Apple TV as well.
well. So if you could, you know, if you get the mobile deal, you'll still be able to view
on your, on your big screen in the home. You just won't be able to have, you know, your wife and
you won't be able to get rid of the wife. You don't be able to get rid of the kids.
You'll all have to watch the same television. Ooh, that's a tough deal right there.
Go watch something on Netflix, but you're watching something. Oh yeah. Never mind. Go outside.
All right, so we also have
I tell you what
I know I know I know I try not to
talk a whole lot of politics
and I gave you a little Brexit talk there for a minute
but that was we were just really talking about the queen
but you know
we have
I said the queen
thank you
I mean when it gets mentioned
I mean it's royals
it's royalty
has to happen at all times.
So the daily briefing, CNN is suing the White House.
All right?
And on the daily briefings.
And CNN is saying that they're suing the White House because Jim Acosta got kicked off.
Now, I'm sure you are, you know, if you're aware.
And I know I'm getting breaking off my politics rule, but I'm really frustrated today
because now the other networks are jumping on board with CNN, suing the White House,
for this apparent First Amendment
breakthrough that the White House is doing.
I think my prediction is about to come true.
I predicted about two years ago when Trump was president.
At least I predicted this on the Pat and Stu show.
So how long has that show been gone?
Two years?
Something like that?
Ever since, you know, maybe something like that, year and a half?
It was right around when Trump became president
because I said then,
and I think it's going to happen now,
that he just cancels the daily press briefings.
Okay.
You guys want to give me a hard time about who can and who can't show up
and who we say can and can't go.
And by the way, CNN still has a reporter there at the daily briefing.
They just want Jim Acosta there.
Screw that.
They get to choose who gets to come in.
And by the way, Jim Acosta can still get in to report at the White House.
He just doesn't have a hard pass.
He has to stop and get his hand stamped like a little kid, which he doesn't want to do.
I got it.
But tough.
I just think Trump, here you go, Trump is just going to cancel.
You want to see them go crazy?
President Trump, this is what you need to do.
Cancel the daily briefing.
Just don't do it.
Don't do it.
They can ask you questions when you're on the way to Air Force One on the tarmac.
They can ask you questions when you're on your way to the helicopter.
You can hold a press conference when something important happens.
other than that, they can just follow you on Twitter.
They do anyway.
Why have those daily briefings don't do anything?
They do nothing for anyone but give guys like Jim Acosta an outlet to spew his rhetoric.
And I mean that, spew his rhetoric, not ask questions and get information that would help the listeners and the viewers decide how they feel on a particular topic.
which I thought is what reporters were supposed to do.
I guess I'm wrong.
The reporters are activists
and they're telling us what we should think
because that's what they think.
So mark my words.
Daily briefing.
Be ready for the battle when Trump says,
you know what?
Just cancel them.
We're done.
Have a nice day.
I'm sick of it.
I don't want to do them anymore.
Follow me on Twitter.
You heard the big news that Amazon has decided on what cities they're moving to,
and it's no surprise that they're going to Crystal City, Virginia,
and Long Island City in New York.
They got great tax incentives to go there, of course.
And we talked about it last week of, you know, the rumor,
and now more and more people are saying it that really Amazon just did this bidding war between these cities
so they could get all the information on all these other cities.
because all these cities gave Amazon everything about their cities.
They gave them property and property values and what's open and how many people are living there.
I mean, they gave them everything.
And then Amazon says, oh, not you.
Sorry, thank you.
But they still have all the information.
And that's what they wanted.
They needed the data.
And they got it.
So Jeff Bezos, you know, pulled that one off.
He pulled it off good.
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It's a good deal.
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Because it's worth $100 to me,
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I want to get it right now.
Yesterday, we talked about showers.
And we talked about the length of showers
and how long people took showers.
And, you know, we talked about,
Chris and I talked to you about
how long we take showers and everything.
But we do have the final breakdown.
I told you I see an email from the morning brew.
And in that email is where the question was.
So people answered their email.
And they got the statistics from how many ever,
Of course it's completely scientific
because they have 18 billion followers
on their email every day.
It's not, but here's the end
the breakdown of the showers
from the morning brew.
All right.
78% are 14 minutes and under.
All right.
So you got 32% 5 to 7,
25% 8 to 10,
21% 11 to 14.
15%
spend 15 plus minutes.
All right?
7% spend one to four minutes.
Those people, that's not even a shower.
That's just a splash.
And of course, there's some don't shower at all.
And I think that answer is just for people being smart and not really, I mean, who,
the percentages of people that don't take a shower have got to be what, minus 1%, 5%.
And those people, you're not working.
working with and I doubt that those people who actually live and breathe without taking a shower are getting the morning brew email
So I think you're in pretty good company if you're taking a shower for 15 minutes between five and 15 minutes
That's a you know you're pretty pretty average American between five and 15 minutes taking a shower
Myself I'm thinking about taking a longer one this morning
Why?
Just because
I was feeling like
You know, maybe I am a royal
Maybe I am a queen
Just tested him as always
I wanted to see if he was paying attention
All right so I wanted to talk to Gary the numbers guy
Because I saw a story last night
As I was, you know, looking for stuff to throw on top of the fat pile
And I see this story where a baby in Minnesota
Little girl was born on the 11th
a couple days ago, but not only was she born on Veterans Day the 11th.
She was born, obviously, in November.
So you're looking at 11-11.
And then on top of that, she was born at 11-11 p.m.
So I got me thinking how doomed people are with the number 11
and how strong the number 11 is in our lives.
And that made me think, oh, my gosh, I got to talk to Gary the numbers guy
to find out how doomed this little baby girl is.
So, Gary, tell me, how doomed is this girl?
Well, she's actually anything but doomed.
See, when it comes down to places, you know,
or events in history like 9-11,
the half 9-11, first point to hit the World Trade Center,
what's Flight 11?
When it happens in everyday life,
it's not the same as it happens in a person's birthday.
I'll give you some examples.
A lot of people who have charisma.
are 11 life paths were born on the 11th or 29th.
First way you can become an 11th is be like example of Barack Obama, born 8,4,
1961 as at the 29, 2 and 9 is 11.
Like his politics or not, he had a lot of charisma.
Same thing with Bill Clinton, born 819, 19, 1946.
He was a 38, 3 and 8 is 11.
This guy would lie to your face.
He'd still smile because he had a lot of charisma.
Ronald Reagan was an 11 life path.
So that's one way of being an 11.
Another way of being an 11 is being born on 11th, like Tommy Lauren.
She was on your, that work before.
Yeah.
Born on 11th, that's how a woman who's so young has that much charisma and that's how she breaks through.
Another example, Candace Owens, she's born in the 29th.
She just came from nowhere.
And now she's the voice of a lot of people in the conservative movement.
I mean, I don't want to brag.
I don't want to brag, but, you know, as long as you're headed down that, you know,
down that path, Gary.
I mean, I was born on the 29th as well.
And look at you, man.
Let's just put this way.
Let's just put this way, Jeffey.
Do you not have more influence than most people in this world?
I don't know about that.
I don't know about that, my friend.
Come on, come on, just being around the people you are.
Just being you have influence.
Come on now.
Okay.
You're right.
You're right, Gary.
No one else is.
No, I've just been sorry.
People actually know who you are.
Yeah, they do.
You're right.
I'm just teasing you because I have all the power.
I have so much power right now.
I mean, it's unbelievable.
But no, in all seriousness, I mean, I was born on the 29th back in, you know, 1812.
But, well, again, going into this girl, she's not only born 11-11.
She's born in the year 2018, 2018 adds up to an 11.
So she's a 33 life path.
Hello.
Anyone born on anyone who's a 33 life path is going to have.
one of the, you know, that's the number of the master teacher. That's why Jesus died at 33. You know,
we have someone who is going to have an abundance of vibrational energy in her, and while that
sounds ridiculous to most people, think of it as AM and FM radio, different wavelengths. The
1 through 9 have one wavelength, the 11, 22, and 33 have a much different wavelength,
and that's why there's so much stuff associated with 33. Right.
Even the Freemason order goes up to 33 degrees, which is a known fact.
Right.
Okay.
So, Gary, you know, I normally, you know, I joke around about being born on the 29th,
but I don't tell my birthday because I'm afraid of putting my age out there
because everybody thinks they know how old I am and they don't because I was actually born in 1850.
And nobody believes me.
But, you know, my new producer, Chris Cruz, is in there, his head just exploded with what you said.
And that's serious.
I mean this one in all seriousness, he was in there going, what?
I just, I'm over here like, what is going on?
Can he do me?
So I want him to do me.
You mean on him to read numbers.
Let's do it.
All right.
You don't really want to.
What's your birthday, my friend?
December 1st, 1989.
12-1-89.
Okay, first of all, you're a hard worker, man.
Always got to work hard in life.
You always been working in your life.
You're the type of person that you have to outwork people to get where you want in life.
Number two, you're pretty opinion.
pretty blunt that's got you in a little bit of trouble in your life you're born in the
year of the snakes so you're very interested in esoteric knowledge numerology astrology the occult
2007 was probably one of the tougher years in your life and your life significantly changed
last year that's when you had the big shift in your life there you go that is true I didn't
meet my future wife last year on September I know again remember I'm giving you a cold
reading and remember I'm a fraud because people aren't allowed to do they can't do stuff like that
so again you Jeffrey just tell people the truth you set that up and you know I didn't just do that
that's what you need to tell people because that's what people believe anyway well I'll give you there
Jeff and you could probably say the same out of everything that he said about hardworking blunt
you nailed it on the head dude oh Algaria that this is what I do for a living my friend
that's because this is your fraud and we just pulled we just hit it from of course I know I got
So what do you what? And I appreciate it and it's good to talk to you. I miss talking to you.
And it's amazing that I and I was joking around about this girl being doomed because I love joking around about the number 11.
But it's good. I mean, her future seems to be, you know, so bright. She's going to have to wear shades.
Yeah. So before we, you know, I know you're promoing. You got a new ebook that you released.
I saw that. I can, can I find that? Can I find.
that anywhere in the world or do I have to actually go to Twitter?
Listen, just go to either my website, gary the numbers guy.net, or just go to Twitter.
As you know, Jeffrey, I have a pretty big group with that GG33 hashtag.
Yes.
So just go to my, you know, Twitter account or any of my 500 students and just put in
matrix mindset at numerology now and you'll find it.
And again, this is the first book in history that's not only free.
And remember, I'm a good capitalist.
So I usually don't do things like that.
I know.
That's why I'm kind of skeptical.
The reason I'm doing something like this is because I want people to at least know the basics.
And this is the first e-book in history that actually proves astrology and numerology or real sciences.
Not because I said so, not because, oh, we're going to go through my history.
We are going to dissect history through and thick.
and then we give examples with dates.
So people understand what we're talking about.
Nice.
Just take a look at it,
and it's probably going to change your outlook on life.
All right. So one last thing, Gary,
2019, right around the corner.
Yeah.
I probably won't have an opportunity to chat with you
before we get through the holidays
and head into 2019.
Rough draft what we're looking at for 2019 from you.
I think gold prices are going to pretty much go sky high.
I think President Trump has to be very, very careful talking about the Fed or he might have an accident.
And when it comes down to it, I think the ride with the economy pretty much is coming to a end.
You know, Jeffrey, as much as I have learned in my life, it still boggles my mind.
Even though I called it on Twitter that the Democrats take the house, it still boggles my mind how you can have a president.
with the best unemployment in history, not just for the rich, for minorities, with record,
record economic output.
And 60% of the population still vote against them.
I know.
That's just unbelievable to me.
It sure is.
Which, you know, leads to the, you know, point should everyone have a right to vote, but
that's a talk for another day.
That is definite talk for the other day.
Gary, I love you.
You know that.
Thank you very much.
Let's wrap up today.
I've got three quick stories for you before you can turn me off.
Okay.
Now I realize you can turn me off at any time.
They'll look at me like I don't know what you're doing out there.
All right.
But thank you for listening.
Don't forget to subscribe, rate, review, and share.
We've been through it, you know, a number of times.
And, you know, frankly, I think you're slacking, frankly.
Between you and me, I think you're slacking.
I think you could, I think you could share it a little bit more.
that's all you've been done a great job rating rating it at 20 stars reviewing it at best podcast ever
um i just and subscribing has been a little lackadaisical but uh i think you're i think you're
really slacking off on their sharing so i wasn't going to say anything because i don't want to
hurt your feelings i just think you know i just think you're you know you're slacking off a little
bit. And for those of you that are, you know, I know it's cold out and, you know, there's a few
snowflakes around. It's okay. Take it easy. Not hollering at you. I'm just saying, you know,
think about stepping up a little bit. It's all. Just share a little bit more. So I've got
where we're headed, where we're at, and it could be the end. Where did I start? I got three
stories. We're going to do all three of them. Should I, well, I could start with,
where we're headed, where we're at, could be the end.
What goes first?
Where we're at.
Where we're at starts us.
A man in Australia seems to have taken the term pants on fire rather literally.
The police charged him with two counts of arson after he allegedly set fire to a speed camera.
Now, we all dislike the speed cameras that are posted all over America now.
many places are starting to take them down lawsuits pending but this is in australia
now not only and you say to yourself wow those are up there quite a ways and you know you
set a you set a speed camera on fire yeah he used his underwear uh he took his underwear
he uh set the light twice and smashed in the middle of the night on wednesday he burnt his
underpants so started his underpants on fire and then threw it up on the camera
through the burning underwear up on the camera.
And that's not a good idea.
Probably shouldn't have done that.
Now, according to Australia's news, the speed camera is the top earner in the state,
which means it's working hard.
They've got that thing set perfectly to nail people.
I mean, there's a lot of bad drivers there.
And they've already 700.
$20,000 in fines last year alone.
That camera deserves to have burning underwear on it.
All right, that's, did I say that out loud?
I just was joking.
Oh, I didn't mean it.
So funny.
What's amazing is that it's a good thing that the camera doesn't see who's
throwing the burned underwear.
You get so bad you don't realize that I'm taking.
taking my underwear off.
I'm setting them on fire and I'm throwing them up there at that camera.
We saw you do it.
Before the camera burned, we have the footage.
So you can't do it.
Now, in France, remember the guy that got prison for flipping off the speed camera?
I remember that story.
That is agonizing.
Now, he said that it was actually aimed at his girlfriend.
But, uh, no.
No, sorry, don't believe you.
All right, let's do, uh, let's do, uh, where we're headed, an Arizona Republican who narrowly lost his bid to become the state's top education chief.
Lashed out against his critics on Twitter, calling a PR consultant, a gutless punk and a coward.
Then he challenged him to a pull-up contest.
The GOP candidate for Arizona superintendent of public construction blasted a tweet from local public relations.
Flack David Lieberwitz Sunday night that appeared to be taunting the former police officer and U.S. House member about the loss.
Now, he served in the Army from 72 to 75, and he went on a wide-ranging Twitter rant against all volunteer military,
accusing Libowitz and others of being softies who failed to join the U.S. armed forces because of physical and more.
cowardice.
Now,
he was embarrassed.
He's an embarrassed punk to want to do a pull-up, a pull-up challenge at 5 a.m. in the morning.
But he called him a gutless punk who's never served, never up.
Just beating this guy up on Twitter.
Now, right now, though, Leibowitz, his 68-year-old sad.
man.
Now he has now issued a bizarre challenge.
He said, I'll Indian leg wrestle you or steel cage match competition.
You don't want to do the pull-ups.
But so we're going to have a steel cage match.
Now, I'm sure that they're not going to pick the Indian leg wrestle.
Isn't that racist in today's world?
Calling leg wrestling, Indian leg wrestling.
I mean, we could just call that guy.
Anyway, I'm looking forward to the steel cage match between politicians.
Head into the octagon, baby.
Let's go.
I'm all about it.
And it could be the end.
Saturday afternoon.
My Saturday podcast will go up early Saturday morning, so you'll still have an opportunity to hear it before the end.
Of course, you want to download and listen to it before the end of the world.
Hello.
But a newly discovered asteroid that is taller than a house is now they're saying this is what they're saying and I think they're just trying to
I think they're just trying to ease the pain
But they're saying that this particular asteroid is going to pass by the earth and miss us
But it's going to be closer than the moon
That's close
You can think about that I mean I think about that I mean I
That baby's close if it's going to be closer than the moon.
And I don't like the story where it talks about the asteroid will barrel towards Earth.
No.
I've seen the documentaries.
I don't know if you've seen the two documentaries.
Armageddon.
And what was the other documentary?
Oh, yeah, Deep Impact.
I never can remember the name of Deep Impact.
Although I love it.
Tia Leone.
what's his face?
Yeah, Morgan Freeman.
I mean, obviously, the documentary deep impact was not as good as Armagedon, please.
But they're both really good, and I enjoyed them.
And we see what happens when asteroids hit the planet in both movies.
So we do not want that to happen.
So Saturday afternoon, one is going to fly back.
by the earth.
Saturday afternoon about 1.20 p.m. Eastern.
It's between 26 and 60 feet long.
And it's going to be between us and the moon.
You can stream it.
If you want to watch the asteroid hit the earth and watch yourself die.
I mean, watch it go by the earth.
What am I saying?
Silly.
Watch it.
You can stream it with the virtual telescope project,
which is going to stream the asteroid live
starting at 1 p.m. Eastern on Saturday.
It looks like we've got something to do on Saturday.
