Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 394 | Winston Churchill is DEAD?, A Better Name for CHAZ, & Adult Playground is OPEN!

Episode Date: June 16, 2020

You guess it correctly the world still doesn't make sense and people are losing their minds. Jeffy wants you to submit your best name for CHAZ (make sure you are having fun with it). Frank Biden yes Joe Biden's brother is in trouble for not paying, but don't worry because he only has $29 in his bank account. Big mask and gloves are lobbying out there to make sure EVERYONE is covered. Jeffy asks Kris Cruz a very important question and you don't want to miss the answer and solution. This Week Sponsor: Get your life back with Relief Factor and its 3-Week Quick Start for only $19.95. If you are in pain, what have you got to lose? Go to https://www.relieffactor.com Subscribe on YouTube Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It was the night before the gathering and all through the house. The host rapid cozy cashmere throw from Home Sense for their spouse. Kids toys for $6.99 under the tree. And crystal glasses for just $14.99 for their brother Lee. A baking dish made in Portugal for Tom and Sue. And a nice $5.99 candle. Perfectly priced just for you. Happy holidays to all.

And to all a good price. Home Sense. Endless presents perfectly priced. And now, a Blaze Media podcast. Welcome to it. Chewing the Fat. I want to start off with just a little something to think about. I saw this yesterday, and I posted it on Jeff Fisher Radio Facebook page. History is not there for you to like or dislike.

It is there for you to learn from it. And if it offends you, even better. because then you are less likely to repeat it. It's not yours to erase. It belongs to all of us. Again, think about it. Yes, welcome to it, chewing the fat. I know history is a funny thing.

It doesn't, you know, we don't want to get bogged down with facts. And one of my favorite pieces of audio in the last couple of days was an interview done. in England by Kathy Newman. I guess she is a according to English Wikipedia. She's a television presenter and she's doing

an interview with a lady who is known as a, it doesn't say her name, it just says she's a leader of an independent police advisory group. And what she says here isn't a lie

but it does prove that perhaps we should have, I don't know, paid attention in some kind of history class, or at least known a little bit about history, because when asked about tearing down the Winston Churchill statue, her answer was amazing. Should the statue of Churchill be there or not, do you think?

Well, I've heard many arguments on both sides, Some say that he's a racist, some say that he's a hero. I haven't personally met him. But what I would say is that that question of whether he should remain should be put to the community. Why, yes, it should be, shouldn't it? It should be brought to the community. And it is good to know that she hasn't met Winston Churchill, who's, you know, been dead for quite a long time.

But what she said, wasn't a lie. It's just, we are in an incredible place. Welcome to Chewing the Fat. How the world are you today? My gosh, it's good to see you. You look great today. I don't care what anybody says. I don't care.

I know you're wearing that old shirt because you like it and it's been around for a long time. But you look great, really. And I want to say that, you know, we've, you know, many communities around the country. are struggling and trying to figure out what they're going to do. But I believe that Beverly Hills has solved the problem over the whole Black Lives Matter situation, over the Occupy situation, over the protesters, over the rioting, all of it. The city of Beverly Hills has issued an emergency order that bans public gatherings of more than 10 people in residential areas between 9 p.m. and 8 a.m. So, problem solved. There won't be any

tearing down of stores or houses in Beverly Hills. We're all for you. We are all for the Black Lives movement. But we're, you know, we don't want any other gatherings in our neighborhoods at night. So we've just passed an ordinance. Okay. You can count on that being followed. 100%. Don't you worry about it? Not one little bit. It's going to be solved. Okay?

And I think, you know what? I think we need to have a contest. Maybe we give away a shirt or something. I don't know. We now have Chaz turning into Chop, although everybody is, I think, likes Chaz better because they keep calling it Chaz.

So it was, you know, the Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone, Chaz. And now, according to, you know, the powers that be, it's the Capitol Hill organized or occupied protest. So it's CHAP. Although, you know,

Chaz does sound a little bit better. But I was thinking that maybe we, you know, we have a contest for the person who comes up with the best name with the word, I don't know, dumb as in D-U-M-B for the Seattle area or for whatever city area. I mean, we saw Asheville.

I think I talked about yesterday a little bit, how the Asheville police shut it down immediately. They just took down the barricades and said, nope, not here. Not going to happen here, which, if it would have happened in Seattle right away, it'd be over with, I think. We'd had a little battle. We'd had a couple of news stories about the battle, and then that would have been it. But no, we let them have their territory. And so now they've decided that, you know what, we're not an autonomous zone because, well, we don't want the cell service turned off and we don't want the power turned off and we don't want the water turned off.

And we like somebody to come and pick up the trash. And we like somebody to deliver some goods in here because, you know, we're getting a little hungry and we need some clothes. And, boom, man, we're almost out of cigarettes. Oh, you know, we only rob so many stores. They only have so many cigarettes in the neighborhood. So, you know, if somebody could send some of that stuff in, that'd be great. So we don't want to be an autonomous zone. We don't want to declare any kind of battle against the U.S.

We'd just like to know that we are, you know, a protest going on here in the six block area. So you could keep sending goods in, which is just, I don't know, dumb. So maybe if you email Chewing the Fat at the Blaze.com with the best, the best name for dumb, D-U-M-B. Yeah, you make you win a brand new. Yeah, we'll figure out something for you to. went from chewing the fat. Just, you know, because I was thinking, I was trying to think, you know, it would be dumb, would it be stupid?

You know, those are tough. You know, stupid Seattle, territory, unified political institution, derailed, stupid. Eh, that doesn't really work, but dumb. You might be able to get something good out of dumb. So we go from Chaz or Chop to dumb. So do it yourself. It's a contest for you. email chewing the fat at the blaze.com and you'll, you know, you'll win a prize.

I don't figure out what that prize will be yet, but you will win a huge prize. I mean, it'll be just amazing prize, just amazing. And if you want to know how to learn what to say and what not to say in today's world, maybe you ought to just shut up. And that gets back to, you know, we absolutely need to have a conversation. conversation about you first because I need my job. And you talk about, you know, privilege. The story in San Francisco where the lady and her husband sees a man writing Black Lives Matter on his property, and they get all wound up. Lisa Alexander, she's all mad in her, you know, in her property. And she

doesn't really know that this guy is, that's his house. She pretends that she does. So her and her husband get all mad and start hollering at this guy. And it's filmed. The video is showing her and her husband hollering at this guy saying that I'm going to call the police. You put Black Lives Matter on this wall in front of this house.

And this can't be in our neighborhood. And I won't have it. And so, you know, the video went viral over the weekend. And everybody was, you know, all wound up about this, you know, privileged racist couple in San Francisco. And of course, the owner is a Filipino.

Of course he is. You absolutely knew that was going to be a problem. So they apologized. And, you know, there are not enough words to describe how truly sorry I am for being disrespectful to him. when I made the decision to question him about what he was doing in front of his home, I should have minded my own business. Yeah, you should have. And so should have your husband, Lisa.

Lisa is the founder and CEO of LaFace Skin Care. The distributor for LaFace Skin Care has said, You know what? No, we're not going to distribute your product anymore. so sorry that's the way it goes you know I know you got a big business and your beauty products are great

but uh... your racist actions no we can't be affiliated with you anymore and her husband an investment I don't know banker you know an investment guy from Raymond James and associates

uh fired yep we can't we have zero tolerance for racism or discrimination of any kind so sure he wasn't at work and sure he was in front of his house in his neighborhood, but he should have just kept his mouth shut and not said anything. In fact,

he should have probably painted Black Lives Matter in front of his house as well. They didn't say that, but that's between the lines for sure. So, uh, she's, you know, look, she said when I watch the video, I'm shocked and sad that I behave that way. Too late. Too late, my friend. It's never enough. What is enough is you keeping your mouth shut and being quiet. Unless you're all for it. and you can be all for it, then it's okay. Then it's okay to be all for it. But if you're against it, zip it. We don't want to hear it because that means you're a racist

and things are shutting down around you. Okay? So good luck to Lisa and her husband in the future because they've now learned to zip it. You know what Lisa Alexander in San Francisco should have been doing, at least when the video, she was hollering at the guy.

The least she could have done was wear a couple shirts that you can still get on Amazon. I saw a link for some nice shirts that you can still get on Amazon. One is Blue Lives Murder. I mean, that's a good shirt to wear. One is, it just says ACAB, you know, like our acronym for Chaz and Chop and Dumb. but ACAB, of course, you know, all cops are bastards. You know, I mean, that goes without saying. Or you could just order the t-shirt that has the picture of the police beating up a guy

and the caption is the government protecting and serving the S-word out of you. Though if she was wearing one of those three shirts, it probably would have been okay. they would have just said, oh, she was just, you know, concerned about the upkeep of the concrete in her neighborhood. But no, she wasn't wearing one of those shirts. So thanks to Amazon for, you know, having those up and being able to purchase those. Look, Amazon is all four Black Lives Matter, but they do have, you know, and they've stopped their, you know, along with everyone else, their facial identity programs with the police. So it's no surprise that you'd be able to get these shirts. their site as well. You can still get a lot of other good stuff too, so I'm not knocking them.

You know, that's fine. It's just, you know, nice that you're going to be able to get some clothing to make your thoughts known to the world as you're out in public because it's important that you let people know that you believe Blue Lives Murder and all cops are bastards. And the government does protect and serve the crap out of you. So it's good. It's good that you know that. I've been thinking all day about, and I know this is going to, you know, this is kind of sad, but how do you want to die? All I'm thinking about today is how do you want to die?

Do you want to, you know, just die in your sleep, you know, lay down the bed one night and then just not get up? Or do you want to, you know, no one wants to get shot? No one wants that. No one wants to be like this North Dakota woman. I mean, didn't we just see a 9-11? We did see, yes, the person lived in the 9-11 Austin or whatever it is, 9-1-1-Texas or whatever. What is the 911 show? The Lone Star?

Yeah, Lone Star. Yeah, 911 Lone Star, yeah. Because this lady in North Dakota died in a silo of sunflower seeds. you know a giant a giant silo of sunflower seeds she was they were putting seeds into the into the bin the silo and the 56 year old north dakota woman slipped in and she got sucked inside the grain bin with the sunflower seeds and i mean she had a uh she had a harness on but of course it wasn't attached to anything at the time which means she's done it a thousand times right she She's been up there filling this vat full of sunflower seeds a thousand times that she just didn't hook up the harness and this time and thinking that it was just, you know, another, another thing to do.

And she slipped in, holy cow, down into this huge bin of sunflower seeds. Now they cut open a side of the container. They drilled some other holes in the container trying to get the sunflower seeds to come. out and rescue her only sadly they didn't get it in time and she was uh you know she had died in the in the giant but we we just saw that on lone star right where one of the one of the firemen got sucked in no that was like episode two yeah like i said we just saw that on nine 11 lone star whatever was season two starts tonight so we just saw it like i said And they took a break.

The whole COVID seven weeks, they were not on air. I know. Boy, what a shame. So if Lone Star is back, is the other one back too? Yes, the other one, so what they did, they move them to one of them, the main one, 9-1-1, plays first. Right. That's right, because there's a time slot hit now. Yep.

Yeah, because Lone Star is like, oh, nobody was really watching it. So let's just put it out right after. And no one is going to watch even now? With all this race and BLM now transferring to Black Trans Lives Matter, yeah, no one's going to watch that. Oh, man. Nobody's going to watch that. It's going to be incredible to watch.

I mean, that show was walked the line of politically correct anyway. It's going to be bad. I mean, it's going to be worth a watch tonight anyway just to see how they handle it. They should have just, I don't know why they didn't do a crossover and try to help it. a little bit but wow because the people from 9-1-1 LA are like we don't want to touch that with a 10-foot pole the only thing we'll do for them is yes you could slot them right after us we're not going to be out there though we're not going to do a crossover like the cw does with the flash arrow legends of tomorrow supergirl no no no no no they have like a they have like

a convention in Austin for all the fire workers, you know, maybe they, then they have a big rescue scene. I'm writing the show for it. No problem. I don't think Fox knows how to do that. That's only at CW. Okay. Sorry. I never mind. But, wow,

you do not want to fall into a silo of sunflower seeds, man. That is not a way to go. I'm sorry. I feel sorry for that lady. You do not mean, that's holy cow. And you got to hope.

once you fall in, right? You're hoping that you're struggling that they're going to cut a hole in there and get this thing, get the seeds falling out, right? So you get pulled out and are able to get back to breathing air again instead of sunflower seeds and sunflower seed dust because, whoof, that is, that is not a way to go. Anyway, rest of my event. That's what made me start thinking about ways to ways to go. It's been a fun morning. It's been a fun morning. So just to tease for tomorrow's chewing the fat on Pat Unleashed.

My Wednesday Chewing the Fat Unleashed. I have a story from Hungary. And they are struggling with the LGBTQIA people there. as well. I know you're thinking of yourself in Hungary. Yeah. Apparently, Hungary last month banned people from changing their gender on

identity documents. And this is really made the transgender people angry. But there's a couple that is highlighted in this story. That is Tamara and

Elvira and their life is on hold and there are some pictures in here of their love for each other and their life and you can tell you can tell how much they love each other and how much they really need to you know change their identity in Hungary and they're very angry at the government of Hungary so just be ready to see those pictures and even a small video of them together. And you'll be able to know that the love that they have

for each other and how important it will be for them to change their identity and how angry they are with the government of Hungary for not allowing the LGBTQIA people to change their identities.

And it is some great pictures of the love they have for each other. Great pictures of the love they have for each other. Speaking of family members and the love for each other, I also loved, you see where Joe Biden's brother had owed a million dollars to a car crash victim's family, and he couldn't pay it because he only has $29 in his bank account. I know, right?

you'd think wait Frank Biden 66 who owes a family a million dollars from a car crash in 1999

can't pay the million dollars because he only has $29 in his bank account well sure that's his bank account now he lives with his partner Mindy in their $600,000 gated community home in Florida.

And sure, he drives a $40,000 range rover that I'm sure belongs to his partner, Mindy. But his bank account, his Wells Fargo bank account, under his own name, only has $29.16 in it. So you can well understand how he couldn't be able to afford to pay any money to the family since 1999. But he's still, you know, he's living with his partner in Florida. They're gaining community for $600,000. And they're driving around in his $40,000 range rover. So, good for him.

Now, that is the best case for Frank Biden. Think about it. Right. He can't get married because, and that means that everything's joint. Right. Yeah. So if he wants, I just, honey, I would love to propose to you. But you know, we have to not pay that person in 1990s when I did something ridiculous.

So we just become a partnership. Now, my question is, when does the state of Florida recognizes a partnership into an official, not marriage, but what they call a marriage? I know, I don't know. I don't know. I mean, there's got to be, you would think that something could be done, right? If you're, if you're Frank,

you're happy with the way it's worked out, right? I mean, he's still got to pay, his partner's probably pissed, he's got to pay all these attorney's fees. But, you know, I know that they're trying to get it. But since 1999, and he's, you know, He's living the high life. And this guy's been trying to get money from an accident where he,

I believe that Frank actually, let's see, a single dad, a little bit who died tragically in 1999, leaving two orphan daughters behind. I mean, someone died in the accident. Oops,

sorry. Wish I could, you know, I know I'm guilty. You found me guilty and I owe you a million dollars, but sorry. can't help you out. Wow.

Okay. Thank you so much. What a. I mean, that's the Biden way, though, right? I mean, we found out that the accident that Joe was in, or I mean, not Joe, his wife was in, where she died. And the kids were in, the car, that he blamed it on the other person. And it wasn't even close to the other person's fault. In fact, the other person actually stopped and tried to help.

and Biden is still talking about his wife being killed by a drunk driver. I mean, it's the Biden way. It's the Biden way. And I love, I mean, Joe is still hiding out in his basement. I don't want to get too political, but I will say that, you know, I love the Trump's response talking about Joe Biden saying, look, Joe's not all there. Everybody knows. It's sad when you look at it and you see it. You see it for yourself.

He's created his own sake. city in the basement or wherever he is. He doesn't come out. I can't wait. I can't wait for when we have some kind of debate. Honestly. Donald Trump and Joe Biden. I don't think Joe Biden is going to be it.

I mean, it can't be. It seriously cannot be Joe Biden. It can't. That's like you saying, I don't know. I honestly don't know, but you can't have them. Even, like, I know. Oh, you were going to say something to hurt me. What was it?

You were to say something to hurt me. That black lady that was talking to the white lady about Democrats. Yeah. It's going all over Twitter. Dude. Yes. True. I know.

It was truth. I know. Will anybody, does anybody really listen to that, though? No. Not really. Not really. But who do you have? Okay, so maybe they're just waiting for Michelle to say yes.

You know, the only good thing about that is that right now, Michelle is top of the world because she's not talking. If she has to run, she's going to have to actually start talking, and that's when people start realizing, you know, she's a little, not really that good. I don't know who you have. But her arms, though, her arms will carry her to the end of the line. It's almost not a joke. It's almost not a joke. Those arms will carry her to the finish line. As soon as she puts that dress on and forget about the crotch area,

but just her arms alone will take her to the finish line. I should forget about the crotch area? You should forget. No, yeah. We're not talking about the crotch area. When she puts out that, what was it, that blue dress or green dress, ignore the crotch area. Just focus on her arms and what will carry her to the end of.

I mean, if it's not her who, Who takes Biden's place if he can't do it? You know, you say that, and I tend to agree with you that it can't be Joe, but who? Blasio. I mean. Is it Blasio? No, Cuomo, Cuomo. Yeah.

Sorry. Not the Blasio. Cuomo. The nipple pierce. Yeah. Those nipples will say, notice how that's gone away, too. My boy wears a jacket all the time now. We were right on that.

He's kept that That talk is down I just I find it I don't know who it's going to be You say Cuomo But he's you know he's He's he a national figure I mean maybe I guess a little

Thanks to the COVID-19 Press conferences Why do you think he did those daily conferences Out of New York Yeah they all carried it That's for sure And every single Social media feed carried it

Yeah That's for sure and it was close to all the news outlets so they were able to carry it and not worry about it and they were able to carry that and then beat up Trump and then they were like, hey, stop wearing your nipples pierce.

Cover yourself. Dude, put a jacket on. Don't wear the shirts. Don't wear the shirts anymore. No more polo shirts. No more. You can, but just wear a jacket. Yeah. T-shirt, polo shirt, jacket.

Can't have any mistakes now. We were so right on that. That's just gone away now. And look, does, I don't know. I don't want to talk about politics. I really don't. It just drives me insane. You don't want to talk about politics here.

We could talk about this. I know me and you have been locked up for like, what, seven, eight weeks now? Well, you're able to go out. I'm not even to go out. Well, I got, you know, let's be honest now. You know, I leave here and I go to the studios for Pat show. And then I get in my car and I drive back here. Well, once a week.

I'm not even allowed to do that. Once a week, I do stop at the gas station if I have to. And I put gas in my car. And then I come back home. That's it. And I wear, I will say, and I wear a glove to use on the handle of the gas. Oh, my God, you're such a wuss. Oh, and I only said wuss because I don't want to go through the trouble.

of beeping my curse words towards you right now. You sasha fudge, wuss. I am not, no, I don't trust. I don't trust the wipe down situation at the guest. Oh my God. I am seriously about to punch you in the face. Anyways. The other day, the other day I forgot.

I mean, I was looking at my backseat like, oh, are you kidding me? I don't have a glove in here. And I had to, I mean, I did it. I did it without a glove, but I mean, I hosed down with anti-goo sauce afterward, man. Still, though, did you wash your clothes? Yes, I pulled in the driveway and I walked in the house from the driveway naked. I left the pile of clothes in the driveway.

I didn't care. And I just walked in the house straight to the shower. So we're fine. I don't know if any of the neighbors saw me or anything. But thank you for saying that because Playground Bar, Fort Worth is reopening. The famous playground bar is reopening this weekend after being closed per orders of the mayor. Okay.

Dollar tacos, a dollar spiked yo-yo's, a dollar yellow shots, $2 spiked Capri Sons. Nice. $3 domestics all day, every day, and $5 calls all. day every day. I like the Capri Sun Spikes. Right? Yeah. And that's all they do.

They just bring spiked childhood favorite drinks with street tacos all day happy hour, music video, seesaw, hopscotch, swings, photo booth, and more. Yeah, there's nothing like sipping on a Capri Sun going up and down on the teeter-totter. That just, a lot of that bring back memories, right? you want to come with me oh man do i is this weekend bro do they have and they've got swings right yeah they got swings okay do they have a merry-go-round uh i don't see it from the pictures but it looks like it yeah there's something in the far back which says games yeah probably not though we're games like that four square yeah yeah tether ball stuff like that yep nice so

Do I have to wear gloves, though? No. I have to wear gloves. Nope. Gloves and a mask. Nope. Yeah. Just come in.

Just. Clubs and a mask. Come in. Playground Fort Worth Bar this weekend. 5 a.m. to 2 a.m. So I can do that, but I can't fly on United Airlines. Oh, don't get me started. Don't get me started.

And they're going to put you on a no-flies list if you, if you say no. What if I, if I come up, if they make me and I say, you know what, no. Now I'm a, now I'm a, on their no fly list? What if you have a medical condition like I do? I know, my wife too. I mean, they'll just tell you to fly another airline then, right? Okay, but if everybody's doing this,

that means I have to fly Fisher Air? Yeah. And is there a Fisher Air? I was going to ask you, is there a Fisher Air? No, we had to shut down. We sold all our planes. COVID-19. The only one close to fishing.

We're waiting for a government bailout. The only one that is supposed to be as close as fish your air is spirit and spirit demands you to do it. If you don't, you don't get on the plane. Like I told you what? Last month when I was flying. You're already telling you, you're not getting on the plane. So the next one is United. Do they all, are they all making you wear masks?

All are making you wear masks, yes. Or are they suggesting it? Well, I know the five major ones that we've covered are making you wear it. mandating it mandated that you have to wear it in the plane now in the airport it's fishy you have to wear it as you're passing through TSA but then you could take it off again that's nice of them but then when you talk to the TSA agent you have to take it off so they can see your face and then you put it back on but none of the TSA agents have masks so so that's good right

And we've already been down the road of masks do work, but no, no, they don't work. You should wear a mask. Now you don't have to wear a mask. You know what? It's probably a good idea of that doesn't matter. I mean, nobody knows. So now they're just mandating it. Well, we think, we think that you're going to be safer with the mask.

So we're telling you you have to. It's bismack maybe. Big mask. That's all it is. Big mask. Right. Thank you, my friend. Thank you for saying that.

You know what? Now I'm pissed. Now I'm pissed. We've got to do something about Big Mask. That's exactly what it is. You know, I'm not going to wear gloves anymore either because I think they're tied in with, I think Big Glove and Big Mask are doing this together.

Wait, is this like a clown show now? This is exactly what it is. All right, let's go to the break room. I need a drink of Coca-Cola zero-sugar desperately. I wanted to open to do earlier. Sorry. I couldn't wait. I want to remind you to subscribe to Chewing the Fat.

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Then you can relax for a while. You don't worry about it, okay? And if you have questions or anything you want to comment on, you can, of course, email us chewing the fat at the blaze.com. And don't forget, we've got the big contest going on. So if you just jumped on, you can go back and listen to the beginning of the podcast and find out what you have to do. And then you can email your contributions, your opportunity to win at chewing the fat at the blaze.com. So we got kind of sad news yesterday. I don't know that it's sad news. It's just, you know, news. Because, you know, who wasn't looking forward to the Oscars February 28th of next year?

That's what I thought. Everyone was. Well, it's been postponed. I know. It's been postponed until April, April 25th of 2021. I know. Very sad. They were just, they were, they needed to push it back. They needed to, you know, let people know that because of COVID and they've got other things that they need to deal with because they've got their idea that future films are going to have to meet diversity and inclusion rules of course which is important and you know some movies aren't even done yet right so we saw yesterday where New Zealand is now allowed the avatar crew to resume filming its sequel and who I mean they only have about 10 more sequels to go but they're

going they're working on two now in New Zealand and they flew them all down there and made them do their 14 day quarantine. They've got like 50 or 60 film people for Avatar 2. And they're in New Zealand and they're ready to start filming because we told you last week. I mean, New Zealand is COVID-free. They are done. They kicked the habit. And it is over.

So all you people still struggling, you didn't do it the way. the way New Zealand did. All right? Yeah, I know. So just dry your eyes. It's still going to happen. You're still going to have the Oscars.

It's just going to be in April instead of February. So you're just going to have to figure something else to do with the end of February. I know. I mean, we'll be lucky. Lucky to have the NFL Super Bowl, the first of February. Lucky. And they'll be lucky to have audience the way they're going. And also more sad news.

You know, we've called for the removal of television shows and television stars. And we got rid of the live PD and we've got rid of we can't have anything to do good with police officers ever again without, you know, there being some sort of fundamental change going on. And I thought, well, since. What's his face from law and order, fired one of his writers for being, you know, protecting, saying he was going to protect his property with his weapons. And the,

you know, other members of the crew all were for it. I thought, well, maybe he was trying to make, you know, law and order safe. No. Now they're saying that law and order SVU, Olivia Benson,

got to go. Got to go. We're probably not going. going to see her change at all. We might get lucky and see a George Floyd incorporated into plot lines with maybe a ripped from the headlines,

but she never changes. She has a system that doesn't want to change. We're probably not going to see her hire more officers of color. She's got to go. So we want Benson gone if Law and Order SVU still stays on the air. She's got to go.

Okay. all right look it's only been out for 21 years 21 22 hundred years now it's time to go anyway tell me you're not sick of Olivia go ahead tell me that's what I thought you can't tell me because

I was wondering why ice T's Twitter was getting super crazy and now it makes sense yeah because one of them is straight up and word and it's

his music, you know, straight up N-word. Oh, yeah. Well, he was asked not too long ago. I saw, I don't have it in front of me, but I saw if you're looking at his Twitter account, he was asked about the N-word and gave a straight-up answer about it,

which I thought was actually, you know, not a bad answer for him. Does it have that there? I'm looking for it, but no, it doesn't. It just has that. It just has that. But I was reading his tweet, and for example, it says,

hey, you can say anything you want. You can also possibly get punch in the face just saying, hashtag freedom of speech, what you're going to say. You can say anything you want. Well, I mean, that goes to, right? We absolutely have to have a conversation, but you know, you first, because I need my job.

And nobody wants to have the real conversation. Nobody wants to have the real conversation. I guess someone was replying to his tweet and then he goes, I honestly don't care what you are personally. I don't care what you are personally fine with Jane. Round two, please eat a bag of this. Please eat a bag of this. Okay, here it is.

Here it is. ICE, I have a question for you. I have asked friends before, and all I ever get is different. why is it that if a white person calls a black person a N-word and this person spells it out it is a put-down but black people call each other a N-word and they spell it out and it's okay and I want to just take a side of for a second I hate that I have to say N-word it rips a hole in my heart that I can't say the word I personally hate the word, but I've always wondered, Ice-Tee's answer. Here's a very simple rule. If the word doesn't apply to you,

don't use it. Example, if you're not fat, don't call people fat. All right, I'm in for that. I get to call people fat. If you're not gay, stay away from words. They can call each other. If the word does not apply to you, don't use it. So simple. Huh. All right. Well, thanks, Iasty. I appreciate it. That's a good rule of thumb, I guess. I guess I understand it. But I'm in on some of that. So if you're not fat,

don't call people fat. Huh. That's a good rule of thumb, isn't it? I think it is. Download and subscribe to more content at the blaze.com slash podcasts. All right. Thanks for listening to Chewere the Fat. Appreciate you.

those of you listening now are subscribers to the podcast and I really appreciate it. Thank you so much for coming along for the ride today. I have a question for you. And I was thinking about this this morning on top of ways to die, by the way. At the top of thinking, man, I would not want to die breathing in a silo of

what was it? Sunflower seeds. Yeah. I don't even want anything. Any corn, wheat, anything in a giant silo like that? No, thank you. You do not want to fall in that.

You always, you could think, you know, you would think they could eat your way out. If you're not fat, don't call people fat. It's just, I don't know what made me think of that. Say, hey, fatty, McFaddy face, eat your way out. I didn't do that at all.

All that said is, you would think that you could eat your way out. Anyway, I was thinking, I was thinking about you because you know you like to pretend that you were a cop No, I was a cop I know you like to pretend that you were a cop But really you were just like a gatekeeper for the military

Okay Would you want to be a cop today? Absolutely I man Especially because I'm brown I had an idea and I talked that I were at church With the guys in the back production office This is the

The way I feel that we should go forward is you put the minority people, the blacks, the yellows, the browns, you put them all in the front. Oh, boy. You put them all in front of the line. And then you bring the girls behind that. Then the gays behind that. And then the trans-bastas. When you say that, you mean the police officers?

Yes, yes. Okay, so you have your uniform on. You have uniform on. And you have, not a stripper police officer, though. You're disqualified. you had to go to a graduate police academy and you have to be a graduate of that police academy and be... You can't just be a security gatekeeper like you are.

I was more than that, but no. If you're a gate guard, no. If you're a military gate guard, then yes. This applies to you. Anyways, if we're going to control all these riots around Miami, I was thinking about in Miami because I saw Miami doing this, I'm not seeing it anywhere else

I'm seeing Miami especially the viral video of the sexy female riot cop girl Yeah She's brown and beautiful and gorgeous And I was like what are you doing as a cop You'd be doing You'd be getting more money

As a something else As a model or the movie star Yeah especially in Miami Thank you Anyways But I feel that This is just like my dating pyramid And this is what police department

should be going forward to. First Island Defense, you got your brown people. You put them right at the front. By the way, speaking is Chris Cruz. Go ahead. You got the brown people. Then you got the yellow people.

I probably didn't write this down, don't I? Hold on. Brown people. You know what? Everybody right now, pull over or go to your junk drawer, get out a notebook, piece of paper. Okay, brown people.

So first one is the brown people. That's your first line of defense. Then you yellowers. The yellow people. Yep. Then you got your blacks. Then the what? The blacks.

African Americans. Yes, the blacks. I'm allowed to say that, but you can't say that. Then you have the gays. All right. Then you have... LGBTQIAs. Okay.

Then you have the trannies just in case. No, that's the L-G-B-L-G-T-Q-Q-A's. LGBTQIA. You want to put them all together? You want to put them all together? I'm asking. I thought so. I thought they were all part of the same deal.

Well, if we go by the normal standards, yes. If we go by the Dave Chappelle standards from his special, the trainees are like last. I'm following that too. So this is not really your plan. This is Dave Chappelle's plan. No, no, no. This is me, my plan. No, Deschival.

We're talking about how... You're just incorporating the... Yes, I'm incorporating a little bit of Dave Shepal there. Then you have the whites. All the window back of the bus. All the window back. You can barely see them. So, okay, before we move on, now, in the brown people, yellow people, African-Americans, LGBTQIA gays, whites,

you're talking about male and female. Of course, you are on the LGBTQIAs. but in the in the other in that section you're talking about it's those he's she's whatever they are disease and the zahars and the all hell gore although all of them but in your brown people yellow people African American people and white people you're also you're including male and female yes okay yes to be clear yes because I'm feeling like you know the the the that right there you could have sub so in the category of brown people, you have the females first and then the dudes. So let's see, like the females can probably stop the looting. Oh, look at that beautiful brown girl. I'm not going to loot anymore. And then here comes their brown guy in the back.

Boom, boom, boom. That wouldn't work, but. Oh, it wouldn't work? But go ahead. Okay. Go ahead. I do, me, it's just a feeling I have. I don't want to go base and I'm feeling.

This should be the next way you attack all these riders. You put them in this sections like this, and then you lead with them. and then the white state all in the back, away from the thing, and then you will see Law & Order go back together. So you've solved it? I solved it. If we follow your plan.

If you follow my plan. Now, now I'm all confused with the whole gays and the trannies because, like, I don't know, I thought of them as separate, not equal. So. Wow.

And you tell me this is not a good plan. This is a great plan. And by the way, You say it's a bad time to be a cop right now? It is, yeah. Right now, recruiting should be go up. Recruiting to be a police officer, and this is all serious, in minority areas, like blacks in brown areas, should be going up.

Because just like the lady that we talked about during the show, I don't want to call her conservative because I don't know what she is. Yeah, she's probably not conservative. But everybody's calling her a conservative, and that's a little bit of normal. I don't think so. I don't think she's conservative. She is a informed citizen. Yeah.

I like that better. Because the problem. You know, we've found, conservatives are so dying. Bring it home, Jeffrey. For anyone, for anyone to say anything that means something close to what we believe in. When they do, they're a conservative. And then a week from now, that same lady is going to say something. We're going to go, oh, no.

I'm going to be. it, but I don't care. We're like the hungry, desperate girlfriend that wants the so bad that as soon as she hears the guy that, you know, that she could bring home to home and that is she brings and she just grabs and sucks it all up and says, here's my boyfriend, mom, he's a good guy. That's how I feel that we are. We're that desperate girl that just wants, like, hasn't been laid in years. I know.

sees that first person that says kicked in the groin every time absolutely and no matter what we never learned the lesson of we just dying dying for anyone to say what we believe it when we do we just grab onto it and just hug it and love it and then oh and then it's like oh no why did i hug him no absolutely absolutely and then we don't address it we just never happened it just never happened Well, other times we do it, we just go back to, we'll air, like say, if that happens with this lady, which we don't know that it will. Yeah, no, no, but this is. If that happens with this lady, then, you know, sometime in the future, we'll air that lady. And while it's airing in our head, we're going, yeah, but a week after that, she said something that went insane.

Yes. And then we just, we don't bring that up. No, no, you don't bring it up. You just overlook that one major flaw. But anyways, I feel that just like that lady talked about that they don't care about black people, the Democratic Party, don't care about black people, the Democrat Party's not woke and all these blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Yeah. That is the same feeling that all these minority groups are happening right now, and they should all, just like everybody should be buying a stupid American flag, everybody should be going to the recruiter's office and getting a police officer. I mean, that's not a bad way to think about it, although I don't know that that's what's happening.

But I will say that you're right in that the police department should be out in front of these protesters saying if you want change, then apply. Yep. And become part of the change. Don't just stand in the middle of the street and say you want change. make it happen without rioting and without looting and without hurting other people. Become the change you want on the streets right now. Apply to become a police officer. Absolutely.

They should be used. I just did an ad campaign for them. Holy cow, you're welcome. Yeah, no, that's right. We're done. You know what? You're welcome. Police departments nationally.

Go ahead and use it. On me.