Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 397 | Fat Pile Friday - Spotify EDITION

Episode Date: June 19, 2020

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And now, a Blaze Media podcast. Hello, and welcome to TELUS. chewing the fat. How you doing? How are you doing? I mean that. I am, I'm really, I'm really interested to know how you are doing because, wow, I am great is the word. Great is the word. And I hope you are too. Thank you so much for listening to Chewing the Fat. And be sure to subscribe on Spotify. I don't care about the other. platforms today. We're only talking about Spotify. I mean, sure, there's IHart Radio and Stitcher and iTunes, but Spotify is most important on this Father's Day weekend. Let me read you a tweet. You tell me

who it's from. What am I even waking up to? I thought this was a reputable site. All I see are a number of inaccurate statements and unproven assumptions. L.O.L. I've never asked for any title or tried to Lie my way there ever, period. I was tweeted May 29th of the year 2020. By, I know what you're thinking, Donald Trump. Although the LOL, Trump doesn't usually use the LOL moniker. That tweet from Kylie Jenner. I know.

And you think, Kylie Jenner, why would she be tweeting something like that? Isn't she a billionaire? Eh, eh. That's what she's been claiming all along. But according to Forbes, new. That is not true. Now, she just sold half, most of her company,

whatever she sold it for, saying that she was a billionaire and it was worth a billion. Now, Forbes is claiming that, no, that's not true. Look at the deals. print. They have barely, who wasn't even close to being a billionaire,

and that she lied and fabricated tax returns to be part of this deal. Now, you would think, you would think as you hear about this, that you're kind of want to be on Kylie's side because, you know, you think that the company that purchased the cosmetic

line, Cody Inc. would have checked into it a little bit and not just taking Kylie's word for it. Or, you know, they would have looked at some of the numbers deep, but I guess not. Only

Forbes could do that. So, they think now, according to Forbes, that Kylie maybe, maybe worth only 500. to nine million.

I know. I know. How is she living? I don't know. I don't know the answer to that question. Now, they came back and said, oh,

you know what? Maybe that's not right. That's, this might be 900 million. So still not a billionaire, but a little more cash. Now, Callie and her attorneys

are a little upset at Forbes. And they believe that, this is all a BS. According to the attorney, Forbes accusation that Kylie and her accountant's forged tax returns is unequivocally false. And we are demanding

that Forbes immediately and publicly retract that and other statements. Okay. Now, according to this, we say that we should we would not expect that from a supermarket tabloid, much less from Forbes. Well, when you're on the top of the block. Now, if that's true, you know, if that's true, Wall Street doesn't take kindly to that.

And they could, you know, they could do some serious harm to Kylie. If it's true. I really, you know, with, you know, according to Forbes, it was lies and omissions and outright fabrications. Okay, well, I know you get to write it, but you got to prove it too. It's okay. You know, you want to be, you want to write it. You want to put it on your website and in your magazine, if there isn't even Forbes magazine anymore.

Go ahead. But, you know, you have to, now you're going to have to prove it. Now you're going to have to prove it. Now, according to Forbes, the Jenner's and the Kardashians, even were willing to included inviting Forbes into their mansions and CPA offices. And according to Forbes, they created tax returns that were likely forged. And it just reveals how desperate some of the ultra-rich are to look even richer. So, wait.

she would lie because she wanted to be a billionaire and sell, you know, I don't know, 51% or half of her company for $300 million, whatever she got for the joint. And she would do that because it was such a embarrassing, embarrassing that she would only be worth $500 million. Or even later on we say $900 million. Okay. So I'm really looking forward to seeing what comes of this, to be honest with you. Because I don't know how she's getting by right now with only between 5 and 900 million. I don't know how she's surviving. I can well understand why she's so thin.

I don't even know how she's putting food on the table. So just keep an eye out. And we'll see what becomes of her. Because if she did actually lie, and especially, I mean, tax, returns now you're going up against the government Wall Street that's kind of the government these days right going up against Wall Street we

threw Martha Stewart in jail we could throw Callie Jenner in jail personally do I think Callie's going to jail no but could it happen yeah it absolutely could happen it's incredible

that you know whatever I love I could think of a hundred this is Kylie. I could name a list of 100 things more important right now than the amount of money. I have, really? Because for you right now, that might not be true. That might not be true. And I really would think that the company, Cody Inc.,

they bought 51% of her cosmetics company last year, for, looks like $340 million. right something like they've been pocket yeah an estimated 340 million so you think that they would have taken a look at the numbers a little bit deeper rather than just saying well hey Kylie said Kylie said so here's we'll give you you know buy half for 300 million okay no problem all right I'm just looking forward to Kylie being perp walked with the whole family.

I mean, to make a good episode, you know your wife. The Kardashians, as, you know, the sister gets carted off to jail, the perp walk in handcuffs. To be well worth the million-dollar perp-walk photograph of her in handcuffs, I mean, be a great episode of the Kardashians. So maybe the family is hoping for it to happen. make a few extra bucks. When we talked yesterday, right?

What's her face? Kim just, you know, did a deal with Spotify to do a show about prison reform. I mean, nothing is more riveting than a show about prison reform from Kim Kardashian. Of course, hopefully we'll see the video of her walking into the wall. White House and talking Donald into letting What's her face go from Pennsylvania. Hopefully we'll get that. That'll be great.

And there's your first episode. And I don't want to produce the show for Kim. But there's no telling how much she made from Spotify deal. But I'm sure. I'm sure it was more than

and I don't know this, but it was more than probably more than half a million, more than that a year. And I don't know. It could be. And I was looking at another story that really ticked me off about my ancestors. So a guy dies.

He's 97 years old and he passes away. James McConey, M-I-O-N-I. he died in March of this year at 97 what a you know a long life and when he died they uh he left a you know a little note and said hey i've got uh got my baseball card collection up in the attic it's all yours i mean he's got more than a thousand vintage baseball cards and it's worth several million dollars. And of course, you know, we had the auction a couple of days ago. Now, it doesn't say in the history of the auction exactly how much the family got.

I mean, the one Babe Ruth card from 1933 signed there saying, you know, would have, you know, received more than 100 grand. But the entire auction was a huge, this is what ticks me off from my ancestors. and they save the cards. And I've been going through all my cards that I have. And I've got, you know, I don't have a tremendous collection, but I've got a lot of, you know, football and baseball cards. There's some other, you know, some other sports cards in there as well.

And I'm hoping that I have some that are worth some money. I should have been part of this auction because this is where everybody had the money on this auction, which happened four or five days ago. So the total auction where these cards were a part of, this collection was a part of, $10.12 million total was spent on these collectibles at this auction. Aha. So, and I'm guessing probably they're saying that this guy's collection was worth a few million. So probably three to four, maybe even five million,

went to this family alone. I mean, come and look at my cards. You can take them right now. I'll give you the entire container. I've got a huge container. In fact, I've got two. Two big plastic containers with a yellow top. You can take them off my hands.

They're full of cards. I've been organizing them, stacking them, separating them from, you know, baseball and football. And you can take them all. There's also some books that my son started doing a few years ago. separating the cards. You can take them all right now. I don't know. I'm going to be nice and say $100,000. You can walk out. I'll walk them to your automobile for $100,000. Right now, this weekend. Father's Day weekend, today's Juneteenth, we're celebrating Juneteenth. You want to,

you want to take a shot on the Fisher auction, the chewing the fat auction, $100,000 get you all my collectible cards and memorabilia. you in two and maybe even three containers. I have to go down and put them all back in containers. So you might even end up with three containers. And for 100,000, I'll walk them out to your automobile for you or whatever vehicle you're driving. And the odds are pretty good that what's in those collectibles is worth more than $100,000. So you come out ahead.

That's the kind of mood I'm in today. You're welcome. We can talk about, you know, all the stuff, the crazy stuff that's going on today and in and around the world. We can talk about the racism that's real or perceived here in America and around the world. We can talk about the Chick-fil-A CEO. cleaning the shoes of the Christian rapper on the Passion City Church round table. We can talk about that. We can talk about a lot of other things.

We can talk about Nancy Pelosi, taking down the pictures of former speakers of the house that had ties to the Confederacy or said something in the past. about the South, and we're just going to get rid of them. I'm surprised on that. Actually, we saw the video of them taking down these portraits. I'm surprised that we weren't tossing them into a pile and burning them. And they may have done that.

They just probably didn't allow it to be videoed, but I'm surprised that that didn't actually happen. It's just incredible what's going on with our lack of now. about history and we just continue to let it happen. I think we need to be reminded before I talk about a theme park that would be awesome to go to. I want to remind you that history is not there for you to like or dislike. It is there for you to learn from it and if it offends you even better because then you are less likely to repeat it. It's not yours to erase.

It belongs to all of us. Now, while that sounds good, and I believe that with all my heart, many do believe that it is theirs to erase and that it doesn't matter. If it belongs to all of us, then I get to say that it gets to be erased. Dana Love.

That's where we're at. Is that her new pin tweet? Because if that is, that pisses me off. I wanted to give credit, but I don't think this is something that you wrote at the, you know, dawn of the nights as you were thinking, watching all those portraits being removed. There's no way that Jeff Fisher turned to his night table

and took pen to paper and wrote... I didn't say I wrote that. I'm just making sure. I'm just making sure that credit goes where it goes. And it did show, usually, Dana Lash,

that's where you like to steal quotes from. That's not true. I'll let the audience decide. I will let the audience decide. Personally, I mean, we can go to court if you want. It's fine. I don't care.

You know, we can, if she wants to try to try to, Prove it in court that she's the one that said never bend the knee to the rage mob ever, whatever. That's fine. Dana Lash. She wants to say it was her. You know, you know what? Come to think of it.

I don't want to go to court. She can have it. She has the evidence right in her Twitter. She can have it. You know what? She can have it. I'm letting her have it. That's the kind of generous mood I'm in today.

So you are. bending the knee to Dana Lash? No. The one thing she says not to do. I am not bending in knee. I'm just allowing her to claim that that's her line. And by the way, I want to go on record.

I think it was changed. Because this, I got to go back and find my tweet, but I don't think the original pin tweet. said ever. I think the original pin tweet said never been to need to the rage mob. No, it said ever. I've got to go back and find it now. Now you tick me off with your little thing. I mean, I was willing to give it to her.

You know what, I still am. That's where my heart is today. Oh, you just don't want to. But I think that that was changed because of me. So, okay. So there's that. You took me down this road. Now you ticked me off. I was talking about actual things that are going on around the world that are hurting us.

There's all kinds. We could talk about the trillion-dollar stimulus package that's out there. We can talk about the executive orders on DACA. Or we can talk about, you know, a military theme park that lets you drive tanks and crush cars and shoot machine guns. Tell me you don't want to do that. Go ahead. Tell me. I don't want to do that.

You don't want to do that. Of course you do. I already did it. Of course. Chris, at the gate. They allowed you to drive tanks, crush cars, and shoot machine guns. Yes. No.

We've never seen tanks crushing the gate. We've never seen tanks crushing cars at the gate. There was more to my job than just standing out of the gate. Yes, I stood at the gate for a year, year and a half. But when I went to deployments, I had to go to training. So all that training, you know, that's what we did. shooting a machine gun a full on my machine gun is legit yeah that's got to be fun I've never shot an actual you know I don't know a machine gun like that to be great

it's not as fun as the movie makes it look like because when you are throwing hand grenades on training they don't allow you to look so you throw and duck and if you don't rock the the sergeant is pulling you by the neck so you could duck so if you well I mean people if you don't know I mean the explosion from the hand grenade is up and out. Oh, it's not like spark plugs and like in the movies. It's just like sparks and sprinkles come out and fireworks. It sounds like a fireworks just went on. Oh, okay.

I apologize and I didn't realize that. I just think it would be fun to actually, and maybe they don't have fat guy seating. Maybe I couldn't get in the thing. But I like that, you know, what's that? Definitely not in the tank. There's no fact that I paid the money. If I paid the money to go to this stupid theme park.

You need to read the fine print. And I show up and the guy is leaning against the tank like the guy that leaned against the red bear and pizza plane. And just shaking his head saying, we're not going to do any flips. If the guy leading against the tank goes, oh, you know, the machine guns and the grenades are over there. You can ride on the outside of the tank.

I'll let you spin around down a little bit. If that happens, I'm fit. Let's go to the break room. I need a Coca-Cola zero-sugar. And seriously, I mean, listen to that. You can just hear how good it's going to taste. And it may even taste better than it sounded.

Yeah, that's the end. Remember to subscribe to this podcast, Chewing the Fat. And subscribe, and now I'm going to jump to gun. I'm going to get hollered at, so I'm going to jump the gun for just a second. I don't start hollering at me yet. I want you to subscribe to Chewing the Fat. Now, off the record, you can use any platform except SoundCloud. You can use iTunes.

You can use Stitcher. You could use iHeart radio. And there's so many more platforms to use that you could subscribe to chewing the fat. So do so. Subscribe to the podcast. All right, back on the record. Subscribe only on Spotify. I don't care.

What other platform are you talking about? Because in my world, there's only one amazing, user-friendly, best platform out there. and it goes by the ticker symbol S-P-O-T and it's short for Spotify and it's doing... You know the, you know the ticker. I know the ticker number

and if you ask me, hey, Chris, at the time of the recording, where is a shareholding at? $240.60, a 6.8% higher than yesterday. You think that only the people that owned that stock would care about that. I may own a or a couple of

couple of stocks and at the time of this recording we just got breaking news it goes it went from 24060 to 24090 so i see you guys i see you guys following and subscribing to spotify and that is the only platform that we recognize and admire yes and hold i don't know what more adjectives i could put in there so subscribe to two of the fat available now only on spotify and a few of the others, but just don't mind that. I don't want to bog you down with facts, okay? We don't want to bog you down with facts. Just subscribe to chewing the fat, most importantly.

And then, you know, while you're doing that, you might as well subscribe to the YouTube channel, chewing the fat. Subscribe to that, too. Go ahead, subscribe to that, okay? Yeah, do that. And then you might as well just follow me on social media, too. Facebook and Instagram, Jeff Fisher Radio, and Twitter at Jeffrey JFR.

You know, I'm here on Twitter, because someone is saying, hey, I can't find you on Stitcher. And I'm like, I don't know what Stitcher is, but I knew what Spotify is. Spotify, yeah. Here's, and I feel like he was trying to say Spotify, but he misspelled or Siri auto-corrected.

And I hate that. But, you know, you were talking about that you wanted to go back and back in time on Twitter and find out, you know. I off the top of my head, I was just thinking about it a little bit, you know, go back a little bit. realize maybe Dana last changed her

change your tweet. Yes, yes. Because of me. Because of you because you kept taking credit, I guess. Is this how you want to say? But but on November 18 2019 and if you ask me

Give me a time or didn't happen. Well, it's a few months after she posted the her pin tweet. Yes. Go ahead. Few months. At 4. 37 p.m.

You quote tweeted my tweet and you said, talk about this on the podcast today, period. I heard and read somewhere, quote, never bend the knee to the rage mob ever, end quote. Huh. So you were accusing, that's for sure. That's for sure. That's this on the record.

that doesn't prove that she didn't change it though it does because you said oh it doesn't you said you said you didn't remember her having ever she pinned the never been in need of the rage mob ever and so after that i'm quote saying you know i'm quoting her pin tweet but prior to that is when it would have been changed so you still claiming that she changed it i just say not only not only you have have stole her quote and I have to force give her credit you're now saying that she changed it and it's no dude are you sure do you want to go down the road with the lady that has and I'm looking at the book right now a gun on her book cover are you sure you want to go against that

person look my office used to be down the hall from hers it was yes I I used to see her every day. You did, yes. I mean, we conversed and chatted every day. Yes. I believe I would call her a friend. Whether she would call me a friend, I don't know. Have I been invited to events by them?

Yes. But. Have you noticed that I've not co-signed any of those last statements? What do you mean? I've co-signed a couple. Everything I said was true. Are you saying that it was true? Was it?

All I'm saying is that. All you're saying is that? That. That. No, that's my statement. And my statement is? To give you a reminder that my wife and I are having a meet and greet question and answer, get together on Zoom. This Monday night, 6.30 p.m. Central time.

All right? So the 22nd of June, 6.30 p.m. central time. Love to see you. We're going to answer any and all your questions and just have a little get-together meet and greet. The answer is for my wife to your questions. I'm sure we'll be all truthful. So. And I want to do a big shout out to Shannon, our girl from down all the way south in Texas that has that moonshine and spirits company.

Remember her? I just want to tell her that I got her box. yesterday and I may need more. I'm down. She sent me two moonshine jars. I may need more because I drank one all by myself yesterday. You said you or the show? No, it was addressed to me. He said Chris Cruz and my home address.

And the moonshine was delicious. It was limited moonshine and orange limited moonshine. And Jeffrey, I forgot. No, if she sent, was this a gift or did you purchase it? Oh, I purchased it. Oh, okay. Well, then. Thank you.

By emailing her, you know, a couple of pictures and telling her how sweet she is. I mean, I'll email her a couple of pictures if she's going to send. And by the way, she sends picture bags and they are adorable. She said, I don't know what it is, but she said that they got gooslings. And I'm looking at her gooselings now. her gooslings are adorable. I'm just going to let that one. My statement to that is that.

You know, yesterday I talked a little bit about Beijing, you know, the beautiful, from the beautiful country of China, showing a huge spike in new COVID-19 cases. And they were shutting down the city. They've canceled, you know, flights out of the city. they've linked it to a wholesale food market. And it got me thinking, you know, when we were doing the coronavirus numbers every day, one of the things that we were tracking was the amount of cases in China. Right. I was amazed that they never, it took them forever to get past 83,000 total cases.

Now, remember, here in the U.S., we have right now over two million. total cases. All right. 2,266,245 total cases as of this recording. In the United States of America. I mean, China is now, wow. What is that? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 14, 15, 15, 16, 17, 18, 18, 19, 18, 19, 18, 19,

20, 21. Number 21 in total cases worldwide. All right. That is really impossible for me to believe. They have a billion and a half people. India has a billion three, almost a billion four. They have 384,000, almost 385,000. we do not have a billion people here in the United States.

I don't know if you know that or not. But if you're not aware, we do not. We don't have a billion people here? We do not have a billion people in the United States of America. Oh, so because we have more than a billion. We have like $3 billion closer to $4. Yeah, you know, a lot of people think that, but no. That would be wrong.

Are we close to a billion? Like, are we like Kylie Jenner? We're You know what? We have our population Of the United States Is the Kylie Jenner billion? Is it?

Okay. That 330, almost 331 million people. We're not there, but we claim We are the Kylie Jenner billion. I love it. I love it.

We are absolutely the kind of Jenner billion in the population numbers. So I got me thinking anyway about I wonder how with all of this going on how they're doing total case-wise, right? If they're actually tracking them properly,

because I believe that they have not been. Remember, it took them forever to get to 83,000. Well, I don't know when the last day was that we were actually doing the numbers, but as of today, they have 83,3,325 total cases. That is incredible that they are allowed to do that. Now, I will say that because of the spike in Beijing, they have 32 new cases.

Oh, that's a spike. How can that be alive? That's a spike. Is there a worst word for pandemic? I don't know. Do they have even people alive? Right? I know.

I mean, it's incredible that they're allowed to do that. We just let it happen. If I sounded like I was making fun of them, I want to apologize. Oh. Because I was not making fun of them. I was just saying, are they okay? Because that spike from zero to 30 what? 32?

Yeah, they have 32. I know. They shut down Beijing and stopped over 1,200 flights. So like the only people alive. is Winnie the Pooh and a couple of bodyguards. Yes. Yes. And I'm pretty sure that Winnie the Pooh, he probably does have the, did you see the airflow

anti-contamination thing that Putin's got? No, but I'm about to Google it. He's got all his people walking through the anti-contaminated machine. Yes, yes, yes. Whatever it's got. I'm calling it the anti-contaminated machine. It's the Monsters Inc. Level of decontamination.

Yes. Yes. Exactly what it is. Yes. Yeah. 3219. Yep. It is definitely that.

So you know that Poo has got that. Yes. Yes. We need to poo has that. Absolutely. Which is why I said. I'm surprised our man doesn't have it, to be honest with you. Again.

I know we talked about this peak pandemic, but do we want the leader of the free world looking like a wimp? Well. I don't think that makes you look at the wind. Absolutely that is looking like a wimp. I say that's looking like I'm hosing you down to come and see me. 2319, 2319. Yeah, if I could afford an anti-contaminator,

I would have it in front of my house. I'll tell you that. I would carry that thing around. By the way, I've been meaning to tell you. I put that thing in a trailer and just hauling around with me. I have a mister. What?

with the everybody has a mister on their little fan or whatever remember the one that we're talking about Spirit has yeah and it has the AMC has

AMC has and it contains the EPA acknowledge approve something like that remember the whatever okay so where do you get that though I don't know where you get that but I know I found

the dust that goes in it I know I found a machine at church that we used to clean and I may have said can I use it at my house and it's pretty cool so so they they have they have a it's a little misdeme should have a little hose on it or whatever yeah it's like it's like a reverse hand vacuum got you that's what I figure like yeah and then you put the liquid in the butt and you turn it on right and then you just it's really interesting and you no you can't let it go because then it drops on the floor um seriously

you can't let a go because then he goes plop and then you have to buy a new one. No, I understand. I apologize. I mean, I apologize for my stupidity. The, but we don't know what the stuff is. I do not know what the stuff is.

But we don't know. Do they have bottles? They do not give me the bottles. They just give delivered to the church with a special envoy. They just give me the machine all press. and I turn it on and I go over the seats and then just clean. You don't wipe it. Don't you dare touch it.

That's awesome. You do not wipe. Okay. So what you need to do, my friend. Okay. And I don't want to tell you to steal from a church. But what you need to do is deep pocket the whatever comes in. We need to know what it is.

I'm trying to befriend the janitor. Yeah. And be like Jose. and Maria. Where do you keep? You go to a great church. Good to see them back at work. Father's Day weekend too.

I was looking, as long as we brought the coronavirus numbers up. I was looking, airports are back. Oh, no. Airports are back. We're flying. Airports are back. Father's Day weekend last year, 2,728,786 people through the turnstiles at the TSA.

Yesterday? 576,514 people. We're back. I don't know what the airlines are bitching about. We're back. I'm sick of hearing of wine. No airlines should be bankrupt today. And by the way,

hurts. I know we've not talked about this. Yeah. Hertz. He's trying to put some shady deals out there. They're trying to sell their stock saying. I know. Well, they said they were now they said they were going to and they had some deal and

then they reneged out that deal, right? Yes. Like, what are you doing? So first they were saying, Hey, come buy our stock. We might go bankrupting. This might not be profitable. Buy our stock.

Buy our stock. Hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry. And then the following day, they pull a fosci and said, do not buy our stack. We're not going to do that anymore. Ah, we're bankrupt. Don't worry about it. We're not going to do that. And by the way, there's like 33,000 vehicles.

When is the auction? Because. In fact, I personally have purchased a former. rent a car. They're not bad. They were, they're what? They're not bad.

They can't smoke. Oh, they were great. I bought a, I bought an Osmobile, an old mobile. They don't even make osmobiles anymore, but I mean,

I bought an Osmobile. What is that for a really good price. I was so angry at this auction too. If you ever go to a rent-a-car auction, all right, what I did is I walked out onto the lot, and I found a car and I went,

oh, I like that one. And then I took a car, the number. I wrote the number down and I walked back inside and I told the guy, hey, this is the number for the car. Oh, you're supposed to stand in front of the car until we come to you. Yes. So I walked back out there and somebody standing

in front of my car. I had to beat the crap out of them. Oh. I had to beat the crap out of them. Or I went and stood in front of another car that I went, well, that was not bad. I was so pissed. I was so bad. I came into the guy. I was like, you know, I was out here earlier. And, uh, you You know, maybe you like another car better than this one?

Because, you know, yeah, no. What was his answer? Oh, yeah, no. Huh. I was so mad. At myself, really. It's so ticked. Anyway, but I ended up getting a great car.

I drove that car into the ground, man. It was a great car with a great price. So if you could get them, I mean, they're well worth it. I know some people would question that because they're rented cars. And you think that people don't take care of them. But for the most part, thank you. of you renting a car, you do take care of it. Yeah, yeah, and you can't smoke in it.

So that takes half of the battle right there. You can't smoke in rental cars. There's a $250, you know, cleaning charge on that. And who's going to pay $250 just for a smoke? Uh, right. Oh my gosh, Fisher. How many times did you pay the $250 charge? Uh, the answer to that would be zero.

But you did smoke inside of a vehicle. I can't say that the answer is zero to that question. You know, one of the things I was thinking about, too, seriously, now you're talking about hosing things down. Now, there are several stories out now talking about companies who are now working on the final stages of the clinical trials for a vaccine for the coronavirus. I mean, these companies are banking a lot on these clinical trials. man. If it doesn't work, we are going to be, people are going to be freaking out all over the place. It's going to be worse than it is now. I mean, states are already telling, mandating you wear masks inside and outside. And if you open up your window or open up your curtains for the day, you've got to have a mask on or you're going to get beaten from the rage mob out on the street. I mean, it's incredible. And if they don't come up with a working vaccine, wow. These companies are banking and a lot of money.

on making it actual work. You know, they're saying, yeah, well, we're in the final stage of the clinical trial, of the version. And the one company in Europe is, they're already, they're ready to make it. So that when the trials are done,

they're able to have, you know, hundreds of millions of vials ready to go. I mean, if it doesn't work, we are, the world is going to be more upside down than, ever than ever. How much time do I have? Zero. I guess the radio version is done then. Download and subscribe to more content at the blaze.com slash podcasts. So as I was, you know, hitting the email pile from chewing the fat to go through the

the dumb acronym contest and though while it is dumb that was actually D-U-M-B because of the, you know, we had the Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone, Chaz, or, you know, I guess we call it Chop now, Capitol Hill organized or occupied protest. But they, I know that some people were all excited. Chance has been kind of quiet. I know some people have been all kind of excited because they thought they were taking down the barriers and stuff, but they're just replacing them. They were just replacing them with the orange ones so that they had easier emergency vehicle access into Chaz. So I guess, you know, the powers that be at Chaz or CHOP have, you know, now they, you know, they've worked out of a contractual arrangement with the surrounding countries to provide emergency care for their people.

And isn't that what a country does? Isn't that what an autonomous zone does for their people? Yes. Yes, it is. But I see where... So I got an email that talked about how the cruise ships are parked in Virginia. And at the docks that they're at are these cargo docks, which usually has, you know, goods, trains come in and, you know, the ships offload the cargo and the trains truck them out to the rest of the country.

I guess they're not doing that now because the cruise ships are in the way. So if we're docking cruise ships, how about we get the people off? we borrow Chris's hosing machine we hose down the ship and we push it back out to sea and get it out of the way so the rest of those ships could offload some goods for the country. How about we do that?

Okay? Okay, good. But I was happy that he was you know, he's going to be sending me some pictures so hopefully they're good pictures. You know, because I see where a Florida man

Dana Lash No, I'm just telling you a story about a Florida man I know Dana Lash has her I've filled in first I've done her show before I get it she has a Florida man segment but this story

actually would be worthy of her Florida man segment maybe I should send it to her you know what? You should She probably already seen it Yeah, her show's about to start anyway. But this man from Florida, there you happy with the wording?

CTF. This man from Florida. CTF. Not a Florida man. Didn a lash. Sent some photos to a 10-year-old girl. Oh, no. I know.

No. No. He sent photos. And when you say that, immediately, you think, oh, you know what he sent to her. Well, you'd be right. Pound-chic-pound-pound. But the parents of the 10-year-old and the police officers were not bound jickew-a-wow over his... Did he know?

It was a 10-year-old? Well, it's funny to say that because yes. Oh, then I can't help him with him. He said that... Don't speak. He said when he was interviewed. Oh, he was interviewed by who? The sheriff's department.

Oh, okay. I think he was being interviewed by like a camera person. And now we go to the streets. Chris, can you tell us what the future pedophile just reason for sending pictures? He said during the interview with the detective that they were kind of in a relationship but not really. So you weren't in a relationship? So no, but he said they were kind of in a relationship but not really. So you weren't in a relationship.

But he also said that, look, I didn't want to send her the photos. I did it to be nice. So there's that. Okay. I hope. How many times? Who among us? No, Fisher, no.

No. I'm just, I'm, that's what I thought. No, no. I'm not good. No. You know what? Let's do this headline. Gwyneth Pottrell selling new candle called This Smells Like My Orgasum.

Oh, nice. So do you remember in January, she had, this smells like my vagina. Uh-huh. Erhuja. Yeah. For 75 bucks. Wow. So this one's got to be worth some cash.

So. 99.99. 89. We try to buy the first candle. and we were not able to buy it because it sold out immediately. The new one is called, this is, this smells like my orgasm. She was Fallon's TV show, New TV show Fallon at Home. And this one is $75.

Oh, same price. Now, Jeffrey. You think that the orgasm would be worth more than. No, I don't want the regular. No, no, I don't want that. I would anyway. She used to call me. No, I would.

I would prefer the first one to be more valuable than the other one. Okay. Well, I'm just going to let you know. You are now the proud owner of this smells like my orgasm candle because I was able to purchase one. That is awesome. We are doing a YouTube special. Yes. On the lighting of her candle.

Yes. Now, we have to wait until... We have to wait until... We have to wait until... I believe was 625. That's not bad. Let me see. I want to, because it was a pre-order.

She was smart. She was smart. She did a pre-order. Instead of Joe's, I'm just going to put it on my website. Yeah, it chips by 625, 2020. Now, would you like me to go down the ingredients and the description of the candle? You know what? just bullet

pointed a few things so that we can go over the 100% of it on the YouTube show. Okay, well, it's 100% natural on bleach cotton. Wait, okay. Oh, you want more?

Go ahead. You want more? It's a, that says... Actually, I do. You do it. Okay, all right. This blend is made with tart, grapefruit. okay stop

I don't want to know anymore because we have to save it for the YouTube show go ahead tell me some more for a scent that's sexy surprising and wildly addictive so I

I skipped I skipped I skipped all the ingredients because some of the ingredients here I don't I cannot wait to light this I do not suggest just putting this ingredient in a candle because candles have fire and this ingredient I cannot wait to smell this candle has maybe gumpowder also so is gum powder and gumpowder

and orgasm? I ask to stop. I've got to save it for the show. Okay. You know, the other show. You know, not here on the Spotify show. By the way, do you want to know the ticker symbol again? S-P-O-T.

No, I don't. I don't own stock, so... You should. Not, uh... I don't have to, you know, full disclosure. Uh, you know, some people might have to say that they own stock. Yes. Full disclosure that we talked about.

Full disclosure, I own stock. Not a goop, but at Spotify. A goop is a wholly owned subsidiary. of Gwyneth Paltrow, right? Yes, yes. I mean, she doesn't have investors. You know, maybe here, since this is for the 625, maybe, maybe when we do the YouTube video of Gwerneth Paltrow candle, we ask the audience to name their candle.

What will be their candle if they're able to sell it at Goup? Would be their candle? Yes. like for example this smells like and then you fill in the blank because that's what their format is they create a candle and they go this smells like my armpit gross but oh i'm sorry it's supposed to be something good is i mean how do you know my armpit doesn't smell great like for me it would be like for me it would be this smells like my earlobe oh i like that i like that I like that, yeah.

See? People would buy the earlobe. Absolutely. They probably would buy the armpit. You got to pick key areas of your body that you're like, oh, I never smelled that earlobe. Right. Like this smells like my nose bridge. Oh, I will definitely buy that.

Right? I know. I will definitely buy that. This smells like. Ooh. get more sexual there but okay oh this one this smells like my cuticle oh i like that too i like that this smells like the arch of my back okay we got to stop now yes yes we got to stop this smells like the bend of my knee oh yeah probably should save it for the video though really

So I should probably do. But I cannot wait to smell the Gwyneth Paltrow candle. Holy cow. Do I want to smell the Gwyneth Paltrow candle? I can't wait. All right, so here's the deal. I was going to go through your emails for the acronym contest because you're going to win a brand new.

I think I'm just going to do a quick YouTube show. on it. It's a quick, you know, quick hit for the Autonomous Zone giveaway for the acronym contest. And we'll let you know what you won and we'll let you know who's the winner. And we'll go through some of the emails to remind you of some of the, some of the, some of the contestants and their thoughts on what D-U-M-B should stand for. All because of jazz. All right, so have a good weekend. Thanks for listening to Chew and the Fat.

And remember, Spotify, what's the... Tickr symbol? Yeah, what's the ticker tape? SPLT. If only somebody owns stock in that company. I do. Now, what I'm saying is, wait, you do? I do.

I do.