Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 40 | The Demon Child is HERE!

Episode Date: February 28, 2019

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I have a story today that involves adults and a child. In this story, if the child were to have been murdered, there's not a jury in the world that would convict any of these adults. Welcome to Chewing the Fat with yours, Julie. Jeff Fisher, thank you. How you doing today? You look great. It's a Thursday. Looks like you've been working hard this week, which you look great.

I don't know anybody tell you you don't. Now, thanks for coming along for the ride today. You can always follow me on Twitter at Jeff EMRA, Jeff Fisher Radio on Facebook and Instagram. The Twitter and Facebook pages are verified. Instagram is not. I only say that just to piss Chris Cruz off. And you heard, that's what I thought yesterday, too.

Really, it's not worth what it was anymore. I say we just throw them out. You heard the beginning of the show yesterday. If you didn't, you can go back and listen to it, but are they really worth what they used to be worth anymore? The check marks. Absolutely not. Right?

They're not. You know what? I don't want to be verified anymore. That's what I mean. But if they verify you, are you going to take it? I'll take it. I'll take it.

But I don't want it. I don't want it anymore. I don't want it. It's not an elite group anymore. No, it is not. It doesn't mean anything. That's for sure. Now, there's some, we've let some people into the club that

we'll just leave it with that. Just know that sometimes when you have a club, things happen. Things happen and you decide, well, you know, that's why we need to build a wall. You let one in and the next thing you know, there's 10. You got to stop them all right from the very beginning. You do.

I'm actually for the wall on social media now. Right? The wall on social media. You let one in and all of them come. Or you change the verified blue chip. two different colors. Oh. And it means something else. Yes.

I like that. Blue is whatever. Then you get silver, bronze, gold, platinum. Yeah, it's like the Visa MasterCard plan. There you go. Yeah, you have the black check mark. You're a verified serious person. Yes.

I like that. Or the airlines, you know, American Airlines have those too. You know, you got the silver club, black club, gold club. Yeah, but you can still, even any of those people, though, still get to go into the lounge. Oh, there's nothing else special? And I don't think so. I mean, you might get preferred status to up front seating. And you may have wanted that in the story that we're going to go to.

And you wanted to be up front. You wanted to be off of this plane. The story I teased in the beginning, there's a flight, an eight-hour flight. Eight-hour flight. And it is headlined, a demon child, screams and runs through the plane. Eight-hour temper tantrum. And it is amazing. Now, the video is about five minutes long, something like that?

Yeah, 446. That would be about five minutes long, like I said? No, it's 446. And it is amazing. Now, the guy has typed in messages on the screen, so if you watch the video, I'll tweet it out at Jeffrey MRA. But it, I'll tell you what we're going to do. We're just going to let the audio run, because it's about five minutes long.

Okay. We haven't left the ground yet. Pause. We have not even, this is boarding. Well, this is a good part. This is where he goes. This is boarding. I believe right now, as I'm either asking,

uh, that's not going to be happening. Who do you go to? Okay. Who do you go to that? I believe I talk to the parent. You talk to the parent? I think so.

Maybe, maybe you, maybe you talk to the flight attendant because it's their job to because I will go to the flight attendant. first then the parent you say that's not going to happen the whole flight right like that yeah you have to say it like that yeah yes yes because you're not you don't want to be too pissed but you want to make it know that that can't happen the whole flight right because i don't want to have to kill this little kid oh my gosh now as they're getting into it the mother ends up asking hey can we you know get the Wi-Fi passwords or get the Wi-Fi passwords or get the Wi-Fi going because she's thinking this is going to save her, right?

She's going to put a movie on and Demon Child is going to be okay, right? Oh, yeah, there we go. The Wi-Fi. Please, please, dear Lord, let me give me the Wi-Fi password for the airplane. Please give me the Wi-Fi password. We're still on the ground. Okay, so stop this for a second. Now, for those of you that have children that are.

Paddlers. That are less. than behaved, we'll say. Less than behaved. Demon kids. Don't you already know that on these rise? You already know, look, the airplane itself, the air pressure, everything, I know that the noise of the engine is screwing with the kid, I got it.

So he's trying to figure out, he's trying to be okay. Maybe, you know, I've tried to give me the benefit of the doubt here for the kid. And I'm also trying to help the parents out a little bit. You already know this. All right. So this is actually just rude and embarrassing for you. And this is an eight-hour flight from working. to where?

From Germany to Newark, New Jersey. So you're going across the... Across the pond. You can't... It's across the pond, baby. And I don't know if you know there's not a lot of islands in between. But there's a few, but it's quite a ways. So don't you already know if you have this issue, I don't know if you don't know if you don't

need Wi-Fi if you've just downloaded some movies onto your tablet. They just play. amazingly, you've already got them on your mobile device. So that's your fault as a parent, not having that. Not being prepared to keep your child entertained.

But this demon child thing is your fault as a parent as well. Yeah, and then not knowing that the internet doesn't kick in until 30,000 feet. Well, that's what I mean. We'll know that. That's what I'm saying. You should know that.

I'll grant you that. But even if you don't, Don't you already have stuff saved on your mobile devices to calm your demon child? Are we going with that? Is that we label him the kid, the demon child? I think we are. Okay. All right.

No, I'm just making sure. I think we are. Oh, my gosh. Now, again, this is from Germany to Newark, and we haven't left the ground in Germany yet. There's a kid running. Okay, so then they let him run up and down the aisles. He's running up and down. the mom's just letting him do what he wants he's climbing you see in the video he climbs and sits up on the top of the seats

you know so i don't know if his mother's his mom and dad that he's traveling with or just his mom but you know rows of three so he's sitting in between there he oh he's riding up and down the aisle way oh my gosh that is uh no no no now now okay all right so pause that for just a second so now the people on the plane are like i feel bad for him. I'm not sure. That's what that lady said. I feel bad for him. For the people, right? And I don't know. No, I think she was saying I feel bad for a little kid. She has to go to.

No, they're trying to justify it, though. You're trying to find something wrong with, you know, we don't if something's wrong with the child. You don't know if the child is sick. You don't know if you need to smother him with a pillow. You don't know what to do. Well, you're on the plane. But he's running up and down. Not only is he running up and down the aisle.

He's sitting on top of the seas. He's playing with the roof, the ceiling of the airplane. Amazing. Now, when we've been in the air for a little, a little while, the Wi-Fi works. The Wi-Fi is working now. It is 30,000 feet right now. Yeah, we are 30. We're over the ocean. The Wi-Fi is working. Other people, in fact, movies have started. The guy's video, that's video in the little kid, you see on the movie screen on the seat in front of him, is playing a movie. So it's working. What? There is entertainment right now. Yes, there is, there is other entertainment right but demon child is not aware of the other entertainment right now

oh my is this we are halfway now halfway now now at this point you're thinking if i flush this kid down the toilet does he just go right into the ocean is it though you know it's like the blue ice box of pee and poop just drops into the ocean just ejected the pilot just eject oh my gosh something has got to be done here now right okay so what do you do you're you're you're you're You're listening to the podcast. You're thinking to yourself, you know, you're on this plane. You're four hours in. Nothing has been done already.

Right? Nothing has been done at all. I mean, maybe the flight attendant said, hey, I think you can, you know, calm your kid down a little bit, calm him down. And the mother says what? No, I can't. He's going, oh, my, look. I mean, at this point, you're like five, six hours in. Someone has a gun on the plane?

What? There's no, no, the guns are not allowed on a plane. We can't shoot the kid. We cannot shoot the kid. Nice track, Chris, but no. Are you that, well, maybe if you're the marshal, you're the air marshal from Germany to New Jersey, he can't even take it anymore.

He's got a pass, so he's good. So now they're getting, they're getting off the plane. They're getting off the plane. Do you hear the end? Eight hours of that. They're getting off the plane. And the kid is still screaming as they're on the plane.

Some of the people are, you know, as you line up, get off the plane and getting off the plane is a pain because everybody's, you know, shoving their way out and getting their luggage. Everybody wants to get out. Right. And especially here. Oh, my gosh. Oh, did I accidentally crush your child with my suitcase? I'm sorry. Did I drop it out of the overhead under your kid's skull?

Sorry. I didn't mean that. Not all of us are air marshals and can just, you know, walk up down the aisle and say, hey, kid. Because they don't allow guns on airplanes, so that's something you couldn't do. Now, you couldn't flush him down the toilet and hope that the pilot could eject the blue box right out of the ocean. You could ask the flight attendant for an extra pillow and smother the kid's face right in it. Has the kid been quiet for a little? I know what happened.

I don't know. He's not moving. Good. Leave him alone. Nobody would check. He's sleeping. Nobody would check. You get him a blanket in a pillow, smother him.

That kid would still be laying on that plane. that plane would be flying some plate that plane would be flying from newark to phoenix is that a kid sleeping in aisle 23b yeah just don't don't touch it just leave him alone a week from now it starts to smell is that that kid from germany yeah don't touch it just leave it there he's being quiet oh no no somebody had to have done something right i mean i feel i know i feel like you you would i would have said something to the kid By the halfway point, by the fourth hour mark, they have not done anything, I just give up. Well, that's what people did.

Well, as a parent, as a parent of this kid? Yes, I give up. You've given up. I don't know what else to do. I give him the password. I give him the Wi-Fi. He's in the stupid iPad. People are pets.

Take him. You sit him down in the chair and put his seatbelt on and tell him to shut the fuck up. And you say it just like that. don't you beep that I don't know what you're right I don't know I don't know

because if you're at that point with your child and look I am not the perfect parent no don't look at me like that and say no so fast but I'm just saying

look we're all nobody's the perfect parent but here's the thing you have a look for your kids what it means is coming down I think this kid

and this parents have do not have that look because I know with my kid that's where I'm that's where I'm headed with it is that at this point, it's you're beyond sit down and shut up. Yes. Because you can't, you've never done that to this child before. You've never, you may have said it, but you never meant it.

You never went, followed through on it, ever, ever. And so I also know that maybe this is the first time he's flown. That's what I'm trying to give the kid a little break and he's freaking out on the airplane, right? Because babies do that all, baby, somebody. Demon child. the demon child so you know he's freaking out right the air pressure the noise the plane but

all right so maybe you do a trial flight every parent should be made to do a trial flight of an hour how long is oh an hour okay an hour trial flight you had put it had to put up with that an hour that's no problem you'd be going to have no problem it's an hour do you increase it by time no but you realize you know you know if your kid's going to be a problem flying then you know what kind of drugs to give it that's to knock it out

we got an eight hour flight Drink this. I drug myself. NyQuil. Bye. Yes, I don't. I can't. I love flying, so I want to be awake through it.

When the plane crashes and you're dead because you're asleep with NyQuil, I'm living. I'm climbing over you. Okay. Okay. Okay, so. See, honey, honey. This is where I think I grab it. This is where I think I just grab, you know, you just lean down the aisle and just grab it.

Pull them back into you. You say, listen here. Nobody wants to hear your little crap screaming. Nobody wants to hear it. So go back and sit down, demon child. And then you toss them down the aisle. Right? Now, I don't know if that might not do any good.

This is my favorite part. Rer-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r. There's a kid running. That's when I grabbed him. Right there he said, ah, that's what I grabbed. Your mom's right here. It's okay. It's okay. Tony, come over here.

Oh, come over here. Oh, no. You are, right here, you are praying for the Sky Marshall. I mean, there's not, you don't order another drink. You don't order pretzels. The flight attendants just sit down in their little bumper seats up front and stab themselves in. Everybody just takes it. Even the mom.

And when they land, they haul them off on a stretcher. There is not a jury in either Germany or the United States of America that is going to find anyone guilty of anything but a life-saving event. If you happen to put an end to this child's misery. Let's go to the break room. I'm thirsty. Demon child got me thirsty. So good. So good. So, uh, yesterday I told you a little bit about the, uh, Netflix debacle with, uh, the notebook and how they had changed the ending and people were all wound up. Well, let's get to the facts on this. Shall we? Uh, the facts are that it was Netflix UK, not Netflix here in the U.S. And I, it's been a while since Netflix.

has been up on the notebook has been up on Netflix here in the U.S. So this was Netflix UK and Netflix, and like I said yesterday there had to be a mistake or something it was either somebody you know, it was a blocked out of issue.

Yep, Netflix says, oh, we got the wrong copy. Netflix says their copy was the wrong copy and that's the way that it was edited. Now, the author of the book, that was the original ending, by the way, to the movie. and then the directors and producers said, no, we need to end it with them, you know,

that laying in bed dying together. And then, you know, as we roll the credits, we'll show the lake and the birds, which, by the way, was the best way to end that movie. And I believe that the critics and the ratings and the numbers all proved that to be true. The author of the book, Nicholas Sparks, said on the Today Show that,

well, for what it's worth, the original ending, that's the one I like the best. but you know they changed it when they made the movie yeah because they knew better

book writer okay but that was a deal so apparently Netflix was sent the wrong copy okay I'll go ahead and I'll maybe believe you

I hope that maybe someone in the Netflix UK division got a hand slap for it though right I mean I didn't think that there's a different ending to know, really, that's a good excuse for you. So I didn't know that notebook would have a different ending. Who do that?

They sent me the notebook. I put it into the system. Okay. And how much do you like Cadbury chocolate? How much do you like Oreos? How much do you like Milka and blacks? Oh. Now, apparently,

a Mondalez International, which owns brands like Cadbury and Oreo, is looking for people to join its chocolate tasting team. And they have not called me yet. Not sure what the problem is. The successful applicants will be paid to test new chocolate products before they hit the supermarket shelves. But you only get to work like eight hours a week.

You're earning just under $15 an hour. So is it a good gig? I don't know. You know, I guess it'd be fun. Be fun to, if you could, if they just sent you this stuff. If I didn't have to go anywhere. They just sent me, you know,

if I got a box of new chocolatey goodies sent to the house, and then I was able to test it and rate them. We used to do that. My first wife, I don't know, this was this wife, which wife? I get the wife's all mixed up, so many of them. We used to do the testing of new cigarettes. That's right.

They used to give us like bags of cigarettes. And you had to write down, you know, what was, I liked this one. I didn't like this one. I like this one. I didn't like this one. And you gave it and you sent it back to them. No wonder you got a heart attack. What do you mean?

So you were smoking bags of cigarettes. Well, no, I mean. And telling them which one you like them better. That's what you just test them. I mean, somebody's got to test them. Yes. But you were testing bags. I mean, cigarettes.

inside of bags. How many cigarettes per bag? It came in packs. So now it's packs inside bags. It came in packs. That's how they make cigarettes. They put them in packs. They'd send you... You said bags first.

They'd send you packs. Well, yeah, because we picked them up and they gave it to us some bags. So that's what I'm saying. So you were smoking cigarettes out of a bag. Well, that's what are supposed to carry it in? A box or a bag? You're not supposed to test them at all.

How do you know what's good or bad then? You don't. You just skip that. But I, how if I'm smoking, how do I know what I like or what I don't like? You don't smoke them and you don't find out at all. It's just something you just skip over. See, that's dumb.

Is it? That's just stupid. Okay. You know, today marks two months, though. Two months, no cigarettes. Good. Two months. Is it good?

How do you? Oh, it's great. I feel better than I've ever felt before my life. Good, good. I feel healthy. I feel like I just want to go out and just run a 25K race. I come out of the gym. I feel better about myself.

Oh, man, I work out, and I think, oh, there's nothing better than I want to do out of life to exercise. Eat better. Oh, man. So it's been fun. It's been good. It's been a good change. It's been a good change. Anybody got a cigarette I can borrow?

It really hasn't been bad. You know, I still chew the nicotine gum when I, the cut. couple times a day. There's a couple times a day that are like primetime, we're primetime smoking times. And those are. And so, uh, I mean, I like I smoke where I go, but there's only been a couple of days in this two, two months where if someone had offered me a cigarette, I'd probably smoked it. I could have obviously, as an adult, stopped at a store and purchased some. And the guy would have said, there you go. Ten dollars. No, they're not ten bucks. I'll get the three-pack deal for 15.

Anyway, the, uh, uh, but I didn't. I didn't. And I did tell you about the story. There was, I don't know if I told it on this show or not, but, but there was a guy, one of the roofers out here was standing outside the building here the other day when I left. Leaning up against the wall, smoking a cigarette on a break, I about tackled his ass.

He don't know how close he was to lose his life over that cigarette. I'll tell you that. Because it smelled good. You know how sometimes the cigarettes don't smell good? None of them smoke. Probably to you, none of them do. But there are times in my life when you smell that cigarette smoke and you go, so good.

And you just want to fire one up. That was one of those times. That was one of those times when I walked out of this building and he was leaning up against the building. And he just, I watched him light it. He was close to losing it. He was close to losing his life like demon child. I do have a question for you.

After this, do you grab a smoke? Do you grab a smoke? After Demon Child? Yeah. Maybe. I don't know. I don't know. Eight hours of this.

I know. But I haven't smoked, right? You're not smoking on a plane. In today's world, in my new getting ready, because if I'm on this plane, I'm flying from running a cross-country marathon on in Germany back to New Jersey. So I'm feeling pretty good about myself.

It'd be tough, though. Be tough because that'd be a good time for a cigarette, man. Let's find the smoking section in Newark, New Jersey, which is outside, by the way. Not that I know that. There's only a few airports that have decent smoking areas. One in Tampa has a nice one. Still kind of in the building,

but it's outside, but it's kind of in the building. The one in Atlanta is just a separate room. I don't understand that one. It's the dumbest one I've ever seen in my life. I went into the smoking one in Atlanta one, and it was jam-packed with people. People were in the smoking room, two and three to a mule.

Leading up, there were people leaning outside of the room, like half in, half out, because it was so full. And the smoke was barreling out of the smoke room. It was the dumbest, I've ever seen in my life. Dumbest thing I've ever seen in my life.

Aside from Demon Child on a plane for eight hours. I mean, what's the point? There's no point. There's no point. There's no point in that. It's ridiculous. Just ridiculous. And you could walk, if you really plan it to, you could just go in there and while you,

part of smoking is the whole cigarette hand-to-mouth thing, you could go in the room and get your nicotine fill without actually lighting a cigarette. But that's not all the smoking is. smoking is getting the nicotine in your body and whatever other poisons they're putting in the tobacco. Whatever, I don't care. But it's the whole lighting, hand to mouth, suction, blowing out. It's all...

It's an experience. It's the whole thing. A couple of o's. A couple of smoke rings. Oh. Okay, so I didn't, okay? I didn't. Get off of me.

All right, so how many times have you eaten? that and all you can eat buffet. 17. Are you positive? Absolutely positive. Positive 17 times in your life. I know that for me it's way more than 18. Way more than 18.

And there's one place that we used to go to, I mean, almost every week. Once a week. No. Although Golden Corral was on that once a week plan. That's me. That's me. But there was Golden Corral came after this other place. There was another place in Clearwater Floor.

that was open. Why can I think of the name of that stupid restaurant? But it was, they were great. They were tremendous. And I mean, that was Friday night, man. We're going to. Friday night. We're going to the, it was right there.

Ah! I take my folks. Oh, so good. Anyway. Gosh, darn it. Elvis was just little. It was 100 years ago. I call him.

But he's not going to remember. Oh, yeah, that plays. Click. Okay, thanks. Good talk. Dummy. That's why I don't talk to them anymore. Too many hits in the head, football. So we were almost in a fight there once, okay? Because you're waiting in the buffet line, right? You start off and you got your salads and stuff.

Who goes there? Hurry the hell up through there. All right? You just look. That's a looking glass. Yeah, no, you know what? I want a little bit of the lettuce, so I'm going to take a little bit of that just because the line has stopped.

Okay. Yeah, I'm here. Okay. And give me, and I'm going to take, and you start off with a tray and about four plates. A tray and four plates. All right, because you got four plates and that maybe even a little bowl that you can put some of the. What's in the bowl? Hey, you might want to get some dip or maybe some soup, maybe some soup.

Yeah, maybe some soup. Yeah, there's going to have some clam chowder up there. Oh, okay. Okay. Is that kind of soup? No. Okay. Maybe you get an extra bowl, extra side of cottage cheese, something like that.

Ew. I love cottage cheese. That's why you get a little bit of the salad because you put cottage cheese on that. So that's your salad. Cottage cheese salad? Yeah, lettuce and cottage cheese. Mostly cottage cheese. And croutes.

Oh, croutes on that? A little crunchy. Any dressing on this? Oh, no. What? Is that too bougie? Yes. Dressing?

on cottage cheese? Cottage cheese is your dressing. Oh, okay. A little pepper, you're good. So now we have pepper. A little pepper on there. How about some salt? Oh, kick new.

No. Salt is bad for you. But the mountain of... Hold on, hold on. Things are too salty. Thing that make food too salty. The mountain of cottage cheese on top of the three letters,

that's not... Well, A, I didn't say mountain. But it's due. So it's going to be a mountain. It's not going to be a spoon. It's going to be a ladle. Aside from the... aside from the plate with lettuce and cottage cheese on it and croutes and pepper.

And maybe, maybe you feel like a couple of peaches. Oh, okay. Throwing in on the side, maybe, but they better be fresh. So, and they keep running about it. They refill these big hot tins, you know, of the food and they have, you know, mashed potatoes trays. So one night. Gravy.

I know, but the mashed potatoes were so good. And down at the end, you have your, you know, they're cutting up the roast beef. from the prime rib. Because it's Friday night, it's got the big prime rib cut at the end. And the guy's cutting you off a couple pieces and you look at it. I don't know what the hell.

I don't know why you stop freaking cutting. I do not say stop. And I don't know that you speak English, but you know put some more on this plate what means. When I point to like that, that means put some more on this plate. I don't care what language you're speaking. Okay.

So, and yes, I want a little bit of that aujuse, bougie gravy on top too. Not too much. just enough to flavor it up a little bit. So we're in this line. You know, it's right. Everyone's backed out. This place was jam-packed.

It always was on the Fridays. That's why you had to go a little bit early. Get there. And then you could just take your time. So they run out of the mashed potatoes. All right. So whenever they're usually, they were usually great about something getting low.

I mean, if something's getting low, usually, you know, Mona is standing on. off to the side with the brown whatever her name was she's got a little name tag mona and standing off to the side with her tray of of the new fresh mashed potatoes and she's waiting for it to be emptied and as soon it's empty oh oh new tray in top off you're good right although that night there was no replacement no mona where the hell's mona she's out back smoking she's not doing her job what's going on and so the line stops oh no i mean the line stops because people are like we're waiting on the mashed potatoes right are you on the line and I'm about five back all right

and my mom is like my mom and the family were all right here and uh the line is getting backed up now because we're waiting like mashed potatoes we're not moving where the hell is mona right and uh so somebody down to the other line says what's the hell not oh hell no uh we're waiting on the mashed potatoes calm down can we just go around round if you want to go ahead but you're not cutting back in once they bring out the new potatoes you're going to go back to the end of the line bro okay if you want to go in front of us and get the other stuff go ahead but mashed potatoes so then I figured what I do is I just left my mom oh she gets my family I get yes there you go and I just went ahead hey mom you display fill it up

to the top you're the you're the mashed potato you're this is for the family. So I'm going to go and get the rest of the stuff for us, all right? And then I'll be back. And before us, me, me. And then I'll be back. Oh, man.

And then we went to this. Then it was Golden Corral. Golden Corral's okay. By the way, I love this story, but why were you telling this story? Oh, yeah. Because I see it already in your head. You would have forgot about the story.

We're about to go into Golden Corral story mode. And look at the time, you know, We want to keep, you know, people. The show's only one of early times. We're 10 minutes, maybe. Oh, no, we're past 10 minutes. Now, 10 minutes. This was 10 minutes ago.

See, that's only a couple minutes. That story. That's the story. The video was 446. Yeah, 446. Almost 5 minutes. 446. But your whole segment on that is the first 25 to 30 minutes.

We covered a four minutes You got to edit that download I can't do it How did it what Huntsville, Alabama This is why I brought the story up Oh okay Okay

Here you go this story Okay Because I did forget about it Actually I know you did As soon as you said Golden Corral I had to step in

And be like Hey Why are we talking about this Because that's something We started off air And then brought it to On air So you said this for a reason

Because I got to Golden Coral stories too That I was headed into I know you do I know you do By the way Speaking of Golden Corral I was at a Golden Corral in Orlando

when I found out you had a heart attack. See? And you went back for another third help in, too, did you? I did. I can't believe, Javier. I had a heart attack. Yes, I'll have that steak, medium rare, and I want some more of those mashed potatoes, too.

I told you why. I'm not going to go down here to the dessert bar and have some more ice cream and cake, too. I'll tell you that. And those fresh brownies? Okay. It's a good thing I've never been to a Golden Corral. Anyway, in Huntsville, Alabama,

They had a big brawl at Huntsville because they ran out of crab legs, just like the mashed potatoes. So these people are waiting for crab legs. People are waiting in line for the new crab legs to come out, and they're like, what's the hold up? And people got into a fight. They're using the tongs like swords bashing each other with the tongs. Do they run out or the crablets never came out?

The crab legs never came out. Oh, ooh. I'm burning that place down. The people... It's forest advertisement. You could sue. Well, why? They ran out, sorry.

Oh, they ran out. Oh, okay. They didn't actually. They didn't come out. Oh, you? I'm suing. I'm just playing with you. They did come out finally.

When? Like 50 minutes says here, crab legs, they waited for more than 10 minutes. I'm suing. I don't know. You can eat. No, that was my potato story, too. They were waiting for a while.

Mona was out back smoking. Trying to get a raise from the boss in the back room. I don't know what she was doing, but she wasn't delivering mashed potatoes or crab legs in Alabama. So apparently, They were breaking plates and fighting each other with the tongs. The diners had been waiting for crab legs for more than 10 minutes. And then the food came out and they got pissed again

because people were fighting over what crab legs they brought out. So I can see that happening in all you can eat place. That's why Golden Corral has a setup a little bit different. I kind of like the Golden Corral setup. Although, did you ever see the, and this is where I was kind of headed with my Golden Corral stories, Did you ever see some of videos of the behind the scenes Golden Corral people? No. It's not like where they go and show you how discussing they are?

Yeah. I don't watch none of that. There was a couple of employees or claimed to be former employees that showed what happens at a Golden Corral. See, me and you have talked about this before. The food industry, we have a trust that the food industry. Yes, we do. And I do not want to break it because I know the.

Yes, we do. trots is so delicate. I know. I know. I know the guy in the back that just made my steak, went to the bathroom, took a poop. Did not. I know.

Watch his hands. Went back. He flipped my steak. He flipped my steak. He threw it on the plate. He threw it on the tray. Yes. I know that's happening.

Number five is up. I got it. I know that's happening. I do not want to know it. I don't want to know it. My body has enough fighting. Well, maybe mine doesn't. But your body.

Yeah. My body. My body. Has enough. Leading juices to get over that. To get over it. Yeah. I know there's a fine and I do now. I know there's rats in the back.

I know there's cockroaches. I know they forget that fell on the floor. Five second rule. Five second rule. Pick it up. Pick it up. Pick it up. It's been 10 seconds.

That takes words money. Now it's close enough. Just slice it. That's a fajita meat. That's not going to be the fisted. That's a fajita meat. So you slice it up. I know.

I know. I know. I know. But I don't want to know. Oh, right. Because it's very delicate. It is. It's very delicate.

It's very delicate. The videos are, yes, and the videos, because there's a fine line of making money in those places. And they, you know, they make the money on the little stuff. Because, you know, all you can eat, people who eat mashed potatoes. Big deal. The mashed potatoes are cost nothing, right? They're just boxed fluffed potatoes. You make up with water.

You fluff them up, you heat them up, you throw them out there. And the fat guy in the box puts them in his two plates and goes down and sits down and eats a big deal. But it's the stuff where you, you know, the meat and that kind of stuff where you got to, You got to watch, you got to make sure that if it drops on the floor, you're picking it up and reserving it. And this video talked about how they roll some of the meat outside and hide it like it's part of the trash when the inspectors come and then roll it back in.

And is that too much? That's too much. Because there for a while it broke my trust with Golden Corral. Really? But then you know what happened? You. I went there again. I hate you, by the way.

Because I want to go Golden Corral. I do. I am hungry for Golden Corral right now. Yeah, so I went back. Okay, I went back there and then I decided, okay, we're fine. I'm going to forget about these videos because those videos are probably fake anyway.

Thank you. Just by ruffled, feathered employees that didn't want to work there. A manager got mad at them, so they were just trying to get even. And those places wouldn't be open if they were like that, right? Right? That is, yep.

Thank you. I think I fooled myself to go back. Absolutely. Hey, don't forget to subscribe to chewing the fat. I know you're listening now, and I appreciate it very much. And thank you so much for coming along for the ride every day. We do the podcast every day, Monday through Friday, several Saturdays. I post a fresh, clean Saturday podcast for you to help you get through the weekend.

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Eastern or Eastern? Because we don't have a tough time with time zones. Oh, do not get me sorry. Anyway. But that is not nighttime. That is not nighttime. Late in the day. It's called primetime, baby.

Whatever. It's prime time. Bed time for most people. If you were like, 12 and younger, yes. You know, that's a common misconception, too. Little kids going to bed that early. I hate kids that go to bed that early.

Parents that do that to their kids, what kind of parent are you? I'm really serious. What kind of parent are you? I have a couple people that I know that it really irks me, irks me that they put their kids to bed like it's 8 o'clock time of bed. You know, you know what kind of parents? My grandchild does that.

The parents have raised these kind of kids. This kid goes to bed at 8 o'clock every night. And trust me, if I had this kid, he'd be in bed at 5 p.m. As a matter of fact, he might not come out of the bedroom. Is it time for me to get up? No. No, it's not. Stay in that room.

I mean, that's the demon child, yeah. But I don't want to get into that. You can raise your kids however the hell you want to raise your kids. They're your kids. We did it again. They're your kids. You raise them the way you want to raise them. Have fun.

You're absolutely right. your kid needs to go to bed at eight so that you can have time with your beautiful spouse and spend it alone with them while your children are in bed suffering without you. Subscribe, rate review. I already said that. I know, you got to bring it back. We got to bring it back. We lost them.

What? We lost them. I was telling them about how to raise their kids. You just called them bad parents. You just called them and told them that they're raising a demon child. Not all of them. I didn't say all of them were. If they send their kids to bed at 7.30.

They're racing demons. Yeah, you're doing it wrong. Look, I'm not an expert. I just play one on the radio, but I'm just telling you. It's wrong. You're raising your kid. You're raising your kid wrong if you're doing that. Okay.

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5.30 Central, 6.30 Easter. I'd like to believe that. Anyway, what was it before? It doesn't matter when it was before. We're talking about what it is now, Jeff. Thank you. Okay, let's move on. Thank you. What is it? 530 Central. 6.30 Eastern or whatever the hell time zone you're in.

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Because you're getting into bed in time to listen to chewing the fat. Although, I like to think of myself as a family experience. So, there's that.