Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 403 | Fat Pile Friday - Black Jeffy EDITION

Episode Date: June 26, 2020

The removing of history continues in America so Jeffy is just going to talk about the headlines. The art commission will decide if they should remove the Christopher Columbus statue. What do you think? Black Jeffy is a thing and he's here to explain himself. No more master bedroom and no more chief on titles. Was the treasure really found? What's a boomer? Clinton adds another body to its count. This Week Sponsor: Get your life back with Relief Factor and its 3-Week Quick Start for only $19.95. If you are in pain, what have you got to lose? Go to https://www.relieffactor.com Subscribe on YouTube Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Hello. Welcome to Two in the Fat. It's Friday. It's Fat Pile Friday. So we're starting off strong. I mean, I really, I've got headlines through the roof or the fat or in the pile that we can go through. And it will just be incredible every day is, and I keep using. That's incredible.

That is unbelievable. And you know what? It just isn't anymore. It just isn't anymore. We are taking down statues. We're taking down any kind of words and symbolisms that are taken out of context and mean nothing to what they were told they mean. you know you see where they at least the the Philadelphia officials who are removing the or they want to remove I should say the Christopher Columbus statue that's been in

Marconi Square for I don't know if the story tells exactly how long it's been there or not but it's been there a long time but at least the mayor is you know we're going to ask the Phil of the Art Commission to approve the removal of the statue at July 22nd. And we're going to allow the public to have their input as well through written statements until the 21st of July. I don't know if those will be read into the meeting notes, but it's possible. However, if you think that the Art Commission will not approve the removal of the statue, I can't wait to see if that happens.

What statue we were removing? The Christopher Columbus statue in Marconi Plaza. That's like my people. That's correct. It is. Why is, why remove why? Well, it's not necessarily my people. I mean, are you identifying as Italian now?

I'm identifying as Christopher Columbus. He discovered an island before he discovered America. America. So, you know, whatever. If you want to identify, you know what, if you want to identify, bless your heart. So you go right ahead. You want to get rid of the father of my island. Yeah, that's right. We are. And by the way, it was pointed out to me, speaking of your people, that by you, it was email to chewing the fat at the blaze.com, it was email to me reminding me that if you are not going to identify as African-American, or, you know, black as AOC would have it. You don't get any of the reparation money.

I've never asked for reparation money. I have. I would love to get a part of $14 trillion. And this is a little inside baseball of me and Jeffie. If you put me and Jeffie and you say, who is more blacker, Jeffie is. Jeffrey acts more black than I do. Thank you. Jeffrey does this bit off air and I wish he could do it on the air.

He does it to Sarah Gonzalez and a couple other girls. He does this bit that could get him fired just like Jimmy Kimmel may have lost his job. If I worked someplace else? Yes. Absolutely. Yes. Just to let you know that whole bit, Jeffie like full. close your eyes.

Jeffrey will do the bit and you're like, whoa, where did black Jeffrey come from? Am I wrong, Fisher? Am I wrong? No, I love that bit. I love it. The man, the African American on the street corner. I love that guy. Yes.

He's one of my favorite guys of all time. It's a good bit. I wish we were back in the old days you could do that bit. Because, and it's not racist. I'm just portraying a character And that's the problem in today's world If you perceive it as a certain person That's your fault not mine

Exactly Which is interesting because think about Jeff In 2020 We can do your bit And us describing it Like we did It makes it sound like you're in black face Saying the N word

And saying all down to black people But it's not It's just funny It's funny The way you act The way you talk The way you move your body And yes

I am talking about Jeff Fisher Moving his body It just becomes like It's no longer It's no longer a fat blob It's actually a blob with purpose It's a good bit Wait

I'm no longer a fat blob No it's no longer When you become this character You're no longer a fat blob You are blob with purpose. Blob with purpose. It's a good bit, though. It's a really good bit.

So, I mean, when you think about Philadelphia, though, I mean, the city of brotherly love. Well, actually, when you say that, think of Rocky and the statue of Rocky. Well, we've moved his statue once. I mean, he may come down again. But, I mean, the home of the Liberty Bell, the home of Independence Hall. You mean the racist hall? Yeah. I mean, all these are going to have to go way down.

I mean, Benjamin Franklin? I just... Who, the guy who's on the... What bill is he on? Is he on the 20? I mean, Nancy Pull, I don't know. He's on some bill that I don't even... I can't get because I'm a...

I'm a... Not even a middle-class American. So there's no way that I can ever see a bill with Benjamin's on it. Oh, Benjamin. That's a hundreds. Thank you. Yes. Like I said. Well, I said 20.

Jackson's under 20. You know, it's been a long time since I held cash. Is George Washington still on the dollar bill? No. Oh, no. No is not. Oh, no. They're still, they accept dollar bills now with George Washington burned out of the middle.

Oh, okay. Because you can't, you can't be passing. Can I at least, like, color his face? and then give it to the cashier? No, that would be destroying money. But if you just burn a hole in it, that's fine. And the bank will still take it? Or the restaurant.

They have to. Okay. I mean, if you rip the money, right? If you rip the money and tape it together, it's still usable cash as long as you obviously is the same from the same bill. Yeah, you can't tape a dollar bill to a $100 bill and say this is 101. People do try that, though. Oh, my God. I've seen that done

I've seen that I was trying to think one time the guy had a I feel like he had changed the back of a dollar bill so it looked like a 20 that makes sense yeah so you hand it to the person and they give you the change for a 20

yeah a dollar bill yeah you know that not that I mean not me don't look at me no no this is not I've seen that done

yes yes But I mean, we are We are busy canceling everything I would just start going through the headlines really Because I mean Yesterday I find out we find out that You know we talked about the Dixie Chicks

Right No more And now the one thing that really I thought was You know just dumb When they started talking about Either canceling or changing the master's Golf tournament

I never thought This is what is incredible to me I never thought when I say the Masters. If you talk about the Masters, and by the way, I mean, when you want golf talk, you've come to the right place because we talk golf on this show so much. Well, Fisher, no one supports golf more than this show.

That's correct. Like, we've got an email saying, please, can you talk about something else? Shug that potter up your rear end? We're sick of hearing about it. Can you stop talking about God? We get it. The green, the ruff, you know, the loopy loop.

Like all that stuff. We get it. The nine holes. We get it. We're done. But it just is, when you think of that, I personally, and maybe that's just my inherent racist person. Absolutely. Don't think about it as a master.

Well, because if you read it, okay, so how do you say the word? The masters? See, you're saying it wrong. That's why, and you are however many years old you are, and you'd be saying it wrong the entire time. It's not called the master. It's called master? You see that.

Well, that's why we can't have master bedroom anymore. Oh, so it's called. Well, I asked about it with a local realtor yesterday, and I was told that in Houston, they have ditched the term master. Oh my God. And now use the term owner's bedroom.

Now I was thinking, you can't say that anymore either. Wait, wait! That is going backwards. So some builders, according to my conversation with a realtor, some builders have been using the term owner's suite for quite a while now, for multiple years, according to this person a decade.

So North Texas Realtors Still use the word Master bedroom and bath In the drop-down menu But there's still descriptions Being using the term master bedroom But owner's suite or owner's bedroom

You can't use that anymore either No, that sounds like you own the bedroom You know just because you do But that's not the point no no no you do not own anything how dare you how dare you next thing you're going to tell me is that you can own a person

and just make them do whatever you want to do well uh you know that used to be the case and that's why they were free and it doesn't happen anymore but you know hey but seriously there's more slaves on the planet than ever before where just because of that just stop we've now changing well for example CEO can no longer be chief operating officer.

That's right. So we're getting rid of the, we're getting rid of the chief. By the way, don't look in the military. The top dog in the military, it's called chief master sergeant. So are we just going to

get rid of the chief master sergeant? Yeah. Yeah. And I mean, what do you call that person, right? Because there's multiple sergeants. So you've got to have someone in charge. And by the way, guess what is the,

the higher. So a three bracket is called master sergeant. It's called senior sergeant, senior master sergeant, sorry, and chief master sergeant. So two out of three is already on the racist quote unquote. You know what? We did talk about 2020 being the year of the vision. The vision. We just didn't know we're just going to get the wrong vision.

Yeah, no kidding. Because all this wokeness about like really chief, do you really think that's offending people? The chief master sergeant, the senior master sergeant, and the master sergeant? Well, if you don't, then, you know, if I say something, it's racist. If I don't say anything, it's racist. If I, I mean, if I call someone by a title that's been a title for a hundred years, that's just my, and I don't think that it's racist, that's my inherent racism, right? that's built in. I mean, it's

incredible. I talked to Burgess Owens yesterday and he's going to be my Saturday podcast and I'll put it up on my YouTube channel as well. He believes, and I talked a little bit about this on Pat, he believes that there will be a miracle to save this country and he believes and he gave examples

that, you know, in the past when the country has really been struggling, God provided a miracle. And he believes that. Now, the other line that he used in the interview that I love. And I'm going to tell you that line.

But don't use it until it's posted tomorrow. You've got to be here on the inside here on chewing the fat on the Friday, Fat Pile Friday. Okay? Wait. What about, I know you're trying to tease. We saw in the first segment. Why don't you do this?

You just teased it and you can only hear it on the podcast version, which is why you have to be a subscriber. So anyway, did I? tell you about okay yeah you know whatever I love that you're right you're absolutely right and you know maybe that saves your job today thank you so play some music and we'll go into some headlines I mean I was hoping for you know something better than that anyway it's now coming true that remember the guy I told you that set the

box of treasure out there and he had people searching for it for 10 years. Yeah, the, was the coins or the gold, something like, well, we don't know. We don't know. He was a lot of money. A couple million dollars worth of gold and jewels in this box and a forest fin.

It was fake, wasn't it? Well, it was fake. It was fake. It was fun. It was found by a guy back east. Yeah. And he had to show, he was, well, more information was coming to his website about it. You know, it was just funny how it happened. There's still no pictures.

There's still no more information about the guy back east who found the treasure. Fisher, Fisher, you better stop right now because one of the rules of this show is what, when it comes to finding treasures? So I feel like this person listens to the podcast. And I could, I could strongly say that this is a CTF listener. that found the treasure and is following the rules of you do not broadcast. How is this different? This is different because this was searched because of his poem and people were out trying to find the treasure

and actually, you know, looking for this treasure. He teased burying this treasure and giving people clues to go and find it. So to find it is like almost winning the lottery, right? you have to, you have to come forward. You have to. No, you don't. We even, we even say, you have to come forward. No, Fisher, you even said that you do not come forward when you win the lottery.

No, you take as long as you can. I mean, all right, so you know what? I'll give the guy another week. That's how big card is I am. This is such a douche move from you right now. No, I'll give the go. You got to come forward. Oh, you don't say anything.

Oh, you keep your moshabom. Oh, you have to. You don't. That's like winning the lottery. You have to. No. If you find it. Chris.

You know what's going to happen when this person, there's a CTF listener, says, I was the one that found the treasure. You're going to go forward. You're going to go over there and said, yo, I'm your long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, last cousin. And what's up? The show will say, why you ask the question, why did you come forward, dude? What are you doing? Right. Then you're just going to ream him a new one.

Okay, well here's the deal Why I'm treating this like the lottery is because I want to know I want to know if we've been had Of course Of course. I'm sorry? Of course we'll want to know It's a treasure

We've been had I think you know I want to know if we've been had or not Because I don't care I really don't I wasn't out searching for this treasure Did you even know about the treasure? I'm sorry Did you know about the treasure?

Yes Oh, you did Yeah Oh, this is the first time me hearing about it when you talked about it first. This was a big deal. Yeah, this was a big deal when he first hit it and people were going out. Back in the 18. A couple people have died and stuff.

More than a couple have died looking for the treasure. Back in 18, what? 1890. Yes. So, you know, he was, you know, and he did his little poem and he did other clues. And he talked about it over the, you know, over the last 10 years. And it was, you know, it was a deal. treasure hunters. I mean, there were TV shows about it and TV shows incorporated the search

for treasure and their shows. I mean, it was a big deal. I need to do more because I feel like you're making this bigger than it is. I really do think you're making this bigger than it is. I don't think this is something that everybody was, oh, I'm waiting on the edge of my seats. Who found the treasure of the poems? All right. I'm just telling you that it should be treated like the lottery and they need to come forward. I'm okay with, you know, them, but he already came forward, right? He sent the picture to prove that he took it according to Fenn. And he said, you know, the guy back east. Okay, well, you know what? Then I guess I should be happy. You're right. You know what? You talked me into it. I should be happy. Whether we've been had or not,

if you read between the lines we've been had. If you read the lines, we haven't been had, right? The guy found the treasure. He mailed in the. picture to prove that he found the treasure and we've we should be it we should just move on and not care who it is you've talked me into it you're welcome all right so i'm looking through we should i'm just going to go down you know i'm going to start at the bottom i want to start at the bottom of my of one email that i get with stories you know in an email tracking list as i get with stories and you just start going down the list or up the list and uh you start looking down the list and uh you start looking at US news.

Under the heading of US news, all right. Seattle Autonomous Zone dissolves after several nights of shootings. Oh, okay, so that project is now over? Yeah, we'll see. Did you see? I'm going to, I'm going to elaborate a little more on that story. Their statement to the, this is fascinating, Jeff Fisher. They sent out a message to all their followers, right?

about, you know, we need to stop. And then it says, where do you go? It says, we need to move this online. And this is to become an online movement. Oh. Okay.

Okay. It says, let's make this an online activism. Thank you to everyone for your support over the last two weeks and congratulations on your victories. Fisher, the victories? You should feel proud. There was the...

It's a long list. You know what? I am so sorry. I don't expect you to know all the accomplishments of Chas or now, as they call themselves, chop. They had to revamp themselves. You should feel proud.

Let not let this movement die. Please remember to continue supporting the kind of revamping. the kind of revolutionary change we just created by voting for Joe Biden as President of the United States in November, and Jay Inslee as a governor of Washington. And despite our occasional differences, we believe that Jenny Durkin has stepped up and shown the leadership that will help us heal. We urge you to vote to re-elect her in 2021. We call on everyone to continue the struggle.

through Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, Snapchat, we've heralded city officials accountable, and we can continue to do so in a way to save, that is safe for everyone. Ugh. I mean, boy, that's great. And, uh, there's nothing. It's time we shift to the new face of our organization

and move from direct action to virtual activism. Okay, you know, good luck. Good luck. In solidarity. Are we just going to redirect everything to Black Lives Matter or? No, no, no. It's just going to be separate. No, no.

Every money goes to the DNC. Oh, okay, good. It just goes, you give it to BLM, then BLM funnels it through the DNC, and the DNC will make all lives matter. I mean, no. Black Lives Matter. I'm so sorry. Sorry.

How dare I believe that all lives matter. I'm so sorry. I feel I want to apologize. I don't know that the apology can be accepted but you go ahead and do it anyway. I disrespected you, Fisher. I disrespected the show, the audience, the nation, my family.

I just want to apologize for that. I'm sorry. You know, I guess thanks. Whatever. So a Florida man allegedly stole and crashed and abandoned a million dollar yacht. Well, I got to open the story. You have to open.

Yes. And we're in Florida. He stole a yacht and then abandoned it. He stole the yacht in March. He had it for three months. Nice. So he stole the boat from a dock in St. Petersburg, my old stomping ground. That's where you from, yeah.

Then left it after crashing it into a channel marker piling. Oh, no. Well, how quick did he crash it? Were he able to like... He had it for three months. Oh, so he just happened. Oh, okay. Well, that's not bad.

That's not bad. He must have run out of gas. Yes. He drifted into a nearby oyster bed where it was discovered by local deputies. They were able to identify. But, oh, he left fingerprints. He didn't clean it before he left. Oh, no.

How do you doing, he dummy? There's water all around you. Just freaking start dumping water everywhere. He's charged with grand theft vessel. Ooh. I like that. That. 30 years he could get.

Grand left vessel. He better start swimming to Cuba. And by the way, the story is a lie. Oh, no. Let me see this headline. Florida man allegedly stole. Okay, well, we still have to blow it allegedly because he hasn't been convicted yet. Crash and abandoned a million dollar yacht.

Okay. As we read the story. Oh, no. Yot is only worth. $900,000. Oh, yeah, that's a million. I got proof for you. That is not a million.

You know, once again, you know, Fisher, you're just ridiculous. We're using the Kylie Jenner standard. If I say that that yacht... If we're using Kylie Jenner standards, this would be a boat. But hey, what do I know? If I say that yacht is worth a million dollars, that damn yachts is worth a million dollars. now this headline Topless Sunbathe

The Rescues Family for Rip Current at Nudus Beach Hello we're at Now you would think We're at Let's see New England So I know

I know So apparently she was You know On sunbathing And I guess there was Drama and she swam out to Save the people Was she still

Topless as she swimming? She was Topless and C. Nice. So the problem I have now that I've looked up the story because it was a fascinating headline, you think to yourself, well, maybe there's

some victory photos. A family would be so happy. Because if you're being rescued, do you care if the person is half naked or all naked or whatever? No. Wouldn't you want this person to be naked? She's carrying floaters. You could just grab on so you don't drown.

You could do that whether she had No, no, no. You can only do that. you're topless. Okay. But there are, oh wait, there's one picture here that slides to another one. Hold on. There's two pictures. So there's one, two, three pictures of her in this story.

Not one. Oh, no. Not one. Topless. Not even like blurred out where we can just see like some. That one. What is she wearing? Not one.

That's a little t-shirt. That's a swimsuit. And this one is, oh, it's the same shirt. It's just a wider shot. It's the same little t-shirt. Is it worth if I'm drowning and I see this person swimming at me, is it worth to be safe by this person? Can I?

Well, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, no. Go back. You're ugly. Go back. Just let me die. Blu-blop. Let me die.

I'm trying to save you. No, let me die. Let me just blubloop. Send the other girl that you were laying next to. So like I say, was she worth getting saved by? I'll just, we'll leave it at this. We'll leave it at this. I don't want to speak ill of anyone.

You know me. But we'll just say that. That's all you do. All you do speak evil. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Oh, she's busted ugly, bro. She just let me down. Maybe the person was drawn in because I cannot see it.

Going by your rules, Chris. Uh-huh. You would probably be dead. All right. I'm going to break here because I need more Coca-Cola zero sugar. No doubt. I mean, that's a, that's a daily saying. I need more.

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One of those two. Go to that platform, type in Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher, and subscribe. Then you're done. Then you're done for the day. You're good for the weekend. If you ask me, Chris, which one of those two should I primarily subscribe to? I will say you subscribe to the user-friendly podcast app called Spotify.

That's what I would say. Very user-friendly. You know, it has a ticker symbol of SPLT. Are you a spokesman for Spotify? I'm not a spokesperson for Spotify. I am a shareholder. of Spotify. So, you know, at the time of this recording,

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on my YouTube channel and for a Saturday podcast tomorrow and he says a couple of things that are really fascinating and I'm going to tell you about those during the podcast portion of this broadcast today. Okay?

So if you're not a subscriber to you, okay? We'll get back to headlines. GNC. File 3.5. bankruptcy and plans to close 800 to 1,200 locations. I mean, that's pretty crazy, but that's, you know, COVID-19, right? Olympus is selling its camera business. I should click on that story.

I'm going through headlines because that's a, I'm wondering what else they're going to try to sell. What other business does Olympus have? Olympus is getting out of its 84-year-old camera business. the Japanese imaging company, which makes most of its money for medical equipment now. There you go. Okay, well, at least they, you know, they adapted. And so now the Olympus camera, their first digital camera, was in 1996.

Wow. So no more Olympus camera have a nice day. They're making no money. And who, you know, look, the camera business is struggling anyway, right? Well, yeah. Because I wonder why the camera camera. business is struggling. The smartphone took...

You can't figure out why the camera business is struggling. The smartphone took that away. Oh, right. And only people like your wife and my sister are the only ones going out there and buying cameras. Oh, yeah. And my wife is a, you know, she hates the phone cameras. And, uh, why? Because she's a photographer.

You know, all I'm saying that if you want a best camera, you get the iPhone camera. Yes. Can anyone take pictures? Yes. You know, it's just like videos. Can anyone take videos? Yes. And that's what the, you know, that's what the handheld device you're carrying around with you every day does. Does that make it good? Yes. No. Yes. But no. No, it does not. No. No. You old people. Okay, boomer. No, it does not. Okay, boomer. You know, speaking of that. Okay, boomer. Okay, boomer. All right. Did you know? So he threw me into this now. Okay, I was looking up yesterday about the ages of the generations and what they're called. Okay? Why were you doing this? So it goes back to 1912 to 1921 is the Depression era.

All right. Then 1922 to 1927, World War II, 28 to 45 is post-war cohort. All right. Now, I thought that there was just. just one boomer. But no. According to this list, there's two boomers. There's boomers one. Okay.

Or the baby boomers born between 1946 and 1954. Now there's boomers two. Or Generation Jones born 1955 to 1965 to 1965. I had never heard Generation Jones. No, I've heard boomers too. No, I've heard boomers, and I believe that the boomers we're talking about are the Generation Jones boomers,

not the Boomers one, correct? Well, at one point I thought it was just boomers, right? Yes, when you said boomers, those are the ones that, according to your, whatever Google search you did over there, are the Generation Jones, correct? Those are the boomers we're talking about. well

when we said boomers that's what we talked about or no that may be who you talked about but that's not who I was talking no no no no no no no

no no you think I was talking about when millennials no when millennials are using it to make fun of boomers they're using the they are making fun

of the Generation Jones yes so what else do you need to know that's all that's it I was thinking can you tell me you know why it's called Generation Jones

because of bunch of white male Jones got females pregnant. Oh my gosh, you're absolutely right. You checked all the boxes there. Now, Generation X is 66 through 76. See, the boomers, I thought, were cut off at 60 in 1960 or 1961. So they've lengthened that second boomers generation to 65. They keep changing the generations, like, at the generations, like, at the end.

end of the ages, they will either take or add more. Like, for example... Can I quote you on that? Yes. For example, like, Stu is now the millennial senior. Because he's like at the end of the spectrum of the... Well, Generation X is 66 through 76, according to this. And then Generation Y or the Echo Boomers or Millenniums are 77.

to 94. Yeah, which is I fall under that. Okay. And then Generation Z is 95 to 2012. And so the youngest of the generation Z is eight years old. How old do you feel talking about generations? Well, mine isn't even listed. I know.

That's what I'm saying. But this starts in 1912 and I'm thinking, what? I don't even get a... Yeah, but your generation would be like the homo sapiens. generation. Right? You're the homo sapian. That's correct.

That's exactly right. Oh, if we'd get back to the headlines now, you want to me, that's fine. I mean, I think of this now. American, I'm sorry? Do you want me to play some music before we finish the headlines? Oh, don't push it.

I asked for that last time and you played that and played something that I like. I feel like we should play music just to let the people come back. All right, go ahead. I want to talk about American whiskey distillers lost more than $300 million in export revenue

due to trade disputes. Well, look, I think those trade disputes happen more because of COVID, right? Maybe it would have been a little bit better without COVID. But I mean, that's an incredible number for the whiskey distillers that they lost that much money. Dude, and you yesterday talked about on Twitter,

the Nike, going on with Nike? Oh my gosh. You know what? My comment on that, I really did I did mean that. I mean, they're trying to

push that off. They are, yes. I'm trying to find the stupid tweet now. Here it is. The breaking news report yesterday talked about Nike reporting a $790 million quarter for loss as sales plunge. Okay. Well, I

I thought everything was fine. Right? I thought everything was fine with Nike. I mean, I thought that we were good. They've still got, they've got Homeboy as their big spokesman. Right? He's doing fine, and he's in the news, and he's everywhere. You know, so, you know, what's his stupid name?

Kaepernick? Yeah. How you racist bastard. How can you not remember of the most famous black athlete in the NFL? I thought everything was fine. Well, apparently not. And it's incredible to me that they're reporting all these losses when they have so many stars that are just empty.

So we might as well just wrap it up with some, you know, headlines that are covering, you know, what's in the news. You know, I know that in Washington State, well, there's a couple things before the headlines. Washington State is making, Washington State making masks mandatory. here in Texas, they've left it up to the local municipalities and the counties, and even the county that I live in now is saying that everybody has to wear a mask. And I don't have a problem with the mask wearing. What I do have a problem with is the mask shaming.

And they all have in their rules and the mandates that if you have a medical condition, then, you know, you're okay. You don't have to wear a mask. But no place in any of these businesses or any of these government facilities does it say, well, if you have a medical condition, you can come in. Not wearing a mask? You can't come in. Not wearing a mask. You're an evil person.

But it says right here in the thing. So they don't give anyone any leeway with it at all. That's what I have a problem with. It's very frustrating. Seattle mayor, who we found out from the Chaspeople, want her reelected. Well, she proposes a $20 million cut to the police budget. That's good. I mean, 20 million.

It's nothing, right? Oakland mayor says public safety reform means not just to reform. the police, but to replace it. Okay. All right. No problem. Seattle to end drug and prostitution loitering law. Oh, it's about time.

It is about time. Japanese reporter goes to Chas to prove it's peaceful. Leaves with the black eye. That's great. Viral video shows calm man with a knife sticking out his head in Harlem. That's good. I mean, you can't beat that. You can't beat that.

Isn't that another day? Isn't that another day in Harlem? Yeah. How dare you? Oh, sorry. Sorry. Sorry. No, no, no. I apologize. I'll take that back. And, you know, there are times when you want to vote and you can't. Okay.

Because the dog ate your absentee ballot. So you want to convince the board of elections that my dog ate my homework, so they let her vote. And they let her vote. So there's no possible way that she could have lied about that, right? You know, out of all these headlines, I'm really upset that you have not. talk about the breaking news. Seriously. I mean, I'm looking at the headlines from, you know, the ones that I've put together now,

the breaking news. I mean, when CTF records. News happens. That's clear. I mean, that's a banner for the show. I can't believe that you're not talking about Steve Bing. Steve. Bing.

Bing. Bing. Steve Bing. Bing. Which is a huge. You keep saying that. He's a huge. Well, he was a huge Clinton.

foundation donor implicated in Clinton pay to play scandal and has committed suicide. Oh my gosh. And how what was the suicide? This is another Clinton death. All I'm saying that according to coroners, the suicide was from multiple blunt trauma. I mean, I'm sorry. I apologize. I'm sorry this man lost his life.

I truly am. For any of his family members and surrounding people that loved him, I'm sorry. I wish his death had not happened. However, how many times do you have people commit suicide by begging themselves multiple times? Well, you know, to be fair, Jeff Fisher, the 55-year-old millionaire, an ex-boyfriend of British actress model, Elizabeth Hurley, died from multiple blunt trauma by suicide after he lethally leap from his 27th floor of his luxury apartment building in Los Angeles. So it wasn't, it was the bouncing around at the bottom or hitting the side of the building

that caused his death. But to be aware that Tom Fitton, yeah, Fitton from the judicial wash, he was going to testify about being in Clinton to Congress. Oh, man. So it's just a coincidence. Maybe that's why he threw himself off the building. Yes. It's a coincidence that as Tom is walking up the steps to testify about being in Clinton,

he jumps to his death. Oh, my gosh. I mean, that's, I don't know how many is on the Clinton death list now, but it's, the bodies are starting to pile up. Download and subscribe to more content at the blaze.com slash podcasts. I think, and I could be wrong. It's very possible that I could be wrong. That was actual audio of the guy jumping from the building or being, you know, helped off the building with another Clinton death watch. you tell me if I'm right or wrong Chris was that actual audio or um that was audio yes that was audio

it was audio it was audio yes it was audio i do you really want to take your chances because i really don't want to take my chances people are just jumping up buildings right now it was audio it was audio yes yes that is uh tom uh very very very very sad that this man has lost his life absolutely and by the way you know it's really sad because where's the story oh i closed it already no i didn't no he's a 55 year old millionaire and i know we'll have a struggle we'll all struggle with our demons but come on fisher fisher 55 year old dating a whatever actress model Elizabeth Hurley

how bad can you life be again we don't know what demons he was fighting with everybody struggles everybody struggles but everybody struggles my friend come on bro Clinton killed him I mean he was having some hard times with alcohol

and he was fighting his demons and he decided to take his life which is not funny but it's not funny at all I don't know why you can't make it we can't make it Fisher and you could quote me on that thank you very much

I want to talk about one of my favorite lines from the Burgess Owens interview yesterday and you know he does believe that there's you know a miracle coming from the U.S. and I hope he's I hope and pray he's right it just seems

a little dark that, you know, but again, he gave some examples that, you know, when other times in history, when America looked like it was, you know, dark, and we got a miracle. So let's hope and pray that that's true. But he also said, and it was, I love it and I want it to be enshrined in a statue so they can tear it down. when you think of a noose think Democrat when you think of a news

think Democrats I am I mean and he oh yes yes and NASCAR isn't letting it go it's not a freaking news okay it was a rope tied in a knot

maybe we you know then I use this example today on Pat and I may have even used it yesterday, but it is like, you know, okay, so technically it's a news, right? Technically, that's a knot and it's tied up and a in a noose. Got it. But it's not a hangman's noose. Okay. They want you to believe that, you know, it is a noose technically. So it's kind of like, remember when UFOs used to mean aliens, right? All I said, when you say, it's a UFO. Oh, you really, you mean that it's an alien, right? But for a long time, they started saying, well, it's an unidentified flying object.

Of course, we have those all the time. We have those all the time around the planet in our atmosphere. There's always unidentified flying objects. Those are you, those are actually UFOs. Well, yeah, we know that. But, I mean, the plane flying over my house, all right, is an unidentified flying object to me. It's identified as a plane, but I don't know anything else about it. It's just silly.

It's just silly to continue this noose hoax when it's not a noose like they want you to believe it is. So when you think of news, think of Democrats. It's really just that simple. Okay? Plus next week, I mean, it's the 4th of July, right? It's the 4th of July already. Coming up, we're still, we're almost in lockdown.

Every county's got a map where we'll be ready to celebrate apart. Everyone's going to want you to be able to celebrate apart. So be ready for that. And we can go on to a bunch of our heads. There's a couple of stories I really wanted to talk to you about today. And I just never seem to get to them. I don't know why. Your boy Tesla, coming to Texas, right?

I love the fact that, you know, he wants to come to Texas. He's keeping his word on that, but he's down in Austin, the California of Texas, but at least it's Texas, right? At least it's Texas. And he's already here with the rocket company, right? they've got the place down down south. So he does have some

some influence here in Texas. And so it'll be good that, you know, just keep coming. Just bring it all here. Let's go. Let's have the Tesla business here in Texas

and to be done with it. Okay. I also saw where we are busy just killing people. Oh, I was going to start hollering about Twitter. But let's talk

about parlor for a second okay uh by the way hold on are you a shareholder at this parlor you've been pushing parlor and talking about parlor a lot okay so here's the deal all right there are two parlors there is parlor with an oh and a parlor with an e okay okay now one of them i can't remember i'm gonna look at my phone which one is the one that because when i said i was looking at it and i was joining and i was you know already jeffy on parlor but i didn't like it because it was the audio one oh audio one is oh the audio one is parlor p-a-r-l-or yeah and the that's the one that's stupid trump's never going to do that no no it's the other one parlor Okay, so parlor.

Yeah. P-A-R-L-E-R. Yes. Is the one that's the, you know, like Twitter. Yes. So I, you know, I finally did sign up for that. Yes. I got in there.

And, of course, you know, I can't get Jeffrey. I can't get Jeffrey J-F-R. Oh. What else has already got that? So I think I went with just Jeff Fisher Radio. That's what I ended up as. If I remember right. Where's the, I get in?

of the thing here. But I started, I am, I am on it. Why do I not, why is it not coming up of the freak I am? Why does it tell me that? Can I go home? You are home? Okay, I don't like it. I already don't like it. It's not doing what I wanted to do. Thank you. I am home. I got it. Where I'm playing. I'm just telling you, how do I get to my home? Okay, boomer. it's jeff fisher radio yeah jeffey at jeffisher radio on parlor so just go there and i'll play around can you search for geffie or jr f rho has those i don't know i was looking to see you know i was going to be uh uh just geffie and uh you know at jeffy and it said already taken so i you know i don't care if you're going to be that way

about it, find me that way about it. So I'm Jeffie at Jeff Fisher Radio on Parlor. Then that's P-A-R-L-E-R. Okay, so there you go. Freaking happy. Get over it, me alone. Go ahead, go ahead. What?

I don't know, you just had the tone in your breath that made me angry. Oh, you better calm the hell down, boy. did you see that we can't say boy now did you see that yet you just did my goodness they're coming from yeah you just did weird why can't I say boy oh because it makes people think that I'm referring to a slave

yes stop it see that's what I mean you're the racist then right if you're the one that thinks me saying boy to someone is because I think you're a slave, you're the one that's racist. Absolutely. Absolutely.

It's just the way it is. I'm sorry. Because I don't. And I would, look, if I, I get the reference, and it was mainly, I would say, probably because of movies more than anything. I'd almost make that argument

off the top of my head that movies showed, old white people in power calling white black and Spanish-Americans boys. Yes. So I have to, you know, you could do some research on that, but I bet that's a lot to do with it. So it isn't real, right? It was in them.

It's not real. Anyway, it just, it just, I, it drives me insane that words have now become this thing that we have to get rid of, because I am not the word police man. And word,

you don't like words, don't use them. Don't use them. You don't like words, don't use them. If, if someone calls you a word, you flick them off.

Oh, sorry. Yeah. If you don't like it, flick them off. If you don't like it, Here's what you do. Here's a good rule of thumb. Somebody calls you,

hey boy, you know, I really don't like being called boy. Could you not call me that again? Oh, okay, I was just, you know,

that's just what I was calling you, but no problem. Wait, wait, wait, do it again because I missed it. I blinked and I missed it. So.

Okay. Okay. So if I were to say, so here, I'll do this. I'll call you boy. Hey boy Yeah, I'm right here

But I really don't appreciate it when you call me boy Could you just call me my name Jeff? Oh, okay I'll call you Jeff Thank you Now what is it you needed See, it's our reaction To these things

That make life life So if you don't want all the hassles And the pain and the struggle don't give it. I don't understand. We're back to the, oh, I'm going to do some Me Too stories today. Gosh, darn it.

Because that's what I'm talking about. Say no. This overwhelming power struggle drives me insane. Well, it's easy for you to say because you're a white male. It's very easy for you to say. That is the argument.

As a white male, of course, it's really easy for you to say, can you please not call me boy I do not like that just call me Jeff if I do that I am the let's say I am the loud brown person that is bitching because I do not want to be called boy I freaking hate Chris man he gets pissed at me because I call him boy I'm calling boy no matter what see there you go I might call you Christy your face, but when you walk away, I'm thinking, boy. I mean, it's just insane.

It is our reaction. There's a, we've got to talk to this guy. I can't remember his name. I was darnity. I heard him interviewed the other day, and I wanted to talk to him. He's a professor here in Tarrant County, Texas, and he's a black man, and he talked about this in this interview about reactions. Okay. He talked about how people are not educated to react properly and to realize real history. It's just, this guy was great. And it's our reaction that matters, right? It's how we see things.

And okay, thanks for listening to Jim. I know. I'm supposed to be, I'm supposed to be, I'm supposed to be. to try to keep it light, and that's what the show is. And, you know, so I try to keep it light and know politics and keep things going. I got you. So I'll tell you what, I'll leave you with this. All right, I'll leave you with this for the weekend. Something that you can take with you and remember, all right. Chocolate, sex, and laughter are all key to a healthy brain.

Okay, so I wanted to leave you with that. but now I see where a doctor in Texas in Texas is warning that the state's big cities could see apocalyptic coronavirus case numbers so it's possible

that Chris and I won't even be here on Monday but that's why I'm leaving town so I don't know if I told you this I'm leaving town today uh so Chocolate sex and laughter are all key to a healthy brain

if you live through the apocalyptic coronavirus case numbers. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We'll end with that. Good luck, God bless.