Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 415 | Walmart+ vs. Prime, COVID Wedding 👰, & Dirty Diana

Episode Date: July 13, 2020

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Welcome to a couple things to start off the week. One is a way for you to make some money. And two, you can breathe easy. So we'll start with you can breathe easy. Take a break. You can dry your eyes. You can sleep at night. You can just live a better life now, knowing that the Washington Redskins will no longer be the Washington Redskins.

I know. I know. We don't know what they're going to be called. But thank heavens. We don't have to hear the name Washington Redskins again. During football season, during any kind of sports season, we don't have to hear Washington Redskins again. I know how horrific life has been with hearing the name Washington Redskins in our life.

We don't have to worry about that now. I know. And I have a way for you to make some of a moment. thousand bucks a week hello that's what I think about the Washington Restons a bunch of chickens

by the way I might release a video of you dancing you remember dancing to this I do you did pretty good job I'm a dancer light on my feet athletically overweight that's me

and I have a way for you to make a thousand bucks in one week so You don't have to dance the chicken either, okay? Is it by Bitcoin? No, it is not. This is not a commercial. Yeah, it's not a paid commercial.

Oh, is that a paid commercial. It's not a paid commercial, but not a paid. Okay, okay. All right, so you're going to get paid a thousand bucks to watch Shark Week. I'm in. You know who should be doing this? We have a mutual friend that loves this. I know.

Carrie, why is she not? doing this? I don't know. Well, she should apply. They're challenging one shark lover. You can watch the you have to watch the entire week of programming. And how many days is that? Well, it's one week. It's seven days. I'm not sure what

country has a different week than we do, but Puerto Rico. It's Shark Week. Puerto Rico is a three-day week. I'm guessing, maybe Shark Week may only be five days, but they may tag you into the entire seven days.

But starting August 9th, if you get the gig, you have to apply before the end of the month, 27th of July, and you can get the gig. Now, I don't know, you get streaming access to Shark Week. They give you snacks to Munch on while you stream. You get Shark Week merchandise and a thousand bucks. Do they give you chump to eat? Well, shark gummies. The shark gummies, yes. Other the, oh no, this is a Swedish fish.

I was going to say, either the blue ones or the red ones. Yeah, no, this is just shark gummies. It's like human chum. You know, the water. You just, humans dive in after it. So it's just like shark chum. But that's worth it. Oh, absolutely.

And you get the bragging rights of being the guy that watch Shark Week for a thousand bucks. Right. Or girl. I mean, my gosh, it doesn't have to be a guy. No, it was a guy. It's a guy. Oh, all you're talking about. Anyway, you can rest easy and you can make a thousand bucks a week.

Welcome to chewing the fat. Times, they are a change in. You know that as well as I do. Remember I told you, I think last week, about the shortage in coins. Oh, yeah. That are showing up around the country because, you know, apparently nobody has any change anymore. and so they're just saying, well, there's no cash. There's a shortage of change, so we just won't take cash.

Well, Kroger now is saying they're not going to make change. They're not going to make change in any of their stores. They're not going to hand out quarters, dimes, nickels, or pennies in change for cash transaction. Okay, hold on, Fisher. Hold on. Hold on. This is, now you're robbing me because if I give you $20 and it's $1999, I expect that penny back. Well, all right.

Now, let me tell you something. You can get the penny back on your loyalty card. Nope. Nope. You can use the deduction on your next purchase. No. Or? No.

Or you can be nice and donated to the Kroger's zero hunger, zero waste foundation. Shut your mouth. Shut your mouth. No. You know, what is with Kroger, dude? Seriously. You can use your card. I'm just saying, you know, you can use your card.

You'll get charged in 1999. Just like the whole mass thing, now I'm no longer using card. I'm going to be cash from now to the end of times. You're not getting changed back then at Kroger. For now. It's temporary, of course. No, seriously, what is wrong with Kroger? Kroger can barely get an order correct when you order from them app.

Oh, that's so annoying. And I did get an email from one of our listeners, and he was telling me that in Virginia, of course. His Walmart store, no human man registers. They were all gone. It's all self-checkout.

I like that. Have you done the self-checkout? Yeah. Yeah, I like it. When I have items that I can do fast and I'm in and out, but if I have a full card, I want to have some due person there. That whole cashier thing is,

long gone. That is old news. That is a worthless job. If you're a cashier, go get a better job. I disagree. The stores have to have somebody checking you out. That's the point. Now, they're still going to have to have people running the front end. People are going to screw up things. That's fine. Don't ring up right. And the self-checkout at Walmart, you have what? We figured, I think we talked a little bit about it last week where you have, you have what, 12 registers for the quick ones. Yep. And you have one person overseeing that. Yes. Now, they also have the big long ones.

So they have the quick ones. And they have the long ones that make you feel like you work for Walmart. And they have the big conveyor belt. I like those better than the short one because you're right. If I do have a cart that is $200 worth of food, it's going to take me a couple of minutes to scan all that. Yeah. And it's a pain. I will say I like, we talked about this before on the self-check.

checkouts between Kroger's self-checkout, by the way, as long as we're going to beat up on Kroger, let's go ahead and continue to beat up on Kroger. Their self-checkout blows. Absolutely. Absolutely. They need to rethink that whole thing. The whole scale on the back part makes the live in hell. And then it shows you a video of you put in an extra item.

No, you stupid thing. I did not put an extra item. It's just you took too long to register. I just scanned that dip cheese. And then here comes the person, does her little code. And then boom, she sees the video of me. And I was like, yes, I just scanned that. As you can see, it was one Frito's dip.

One Fritos dip on the bag. I'm not trying to steal your stupid dito dip. Like, what the hell? I think that's just because of your person of color. Oh, absolutely. Absolutely. And I was wearing my COVID-19 Wuhan Lulu lemon shirt with my Maga-Hine. I would like to believe that, but it's not true because the same thing happens to, I don't know, me.

Yeah. So it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. The machines aren't racist. No, they're just agonizingly. They're just machines. Yeah. They're just machines.

I mean, I just don't like the way Crocker does it. Yes. And I will say Walmart has a way better plan. And Walmart lets you let's see. So before, if you remember, Jeffrey, before you had a scan and put in the bag. well I don't know if it's because of COVID-19 now you could use the laser gun and you don't have to leave it

you can leave it inside your cart so you can just go beep-pip-pip-pip-pip-pip-pil laser that whole thing and then you're done yeah you can do that and that's I mean it's the same it's a Walmart company but Sam's Club has let you do that forever

oh yes you're right Sam's Club does let you do that forever yeah they've let you do that forever so because because while Sam's Club doesn't let you get out of the store unless you're tackled and every item is counted in your cart.

So it's not possible. They don't allow that to happen. In fact, I have been a victim of that. Oh, no. You stole something? Or did you get tackled? No, I just got tackled. Oh, no.

And wrestled to the ground because there was a, you know, a container that I didn't scan in my car. What was a container? It was like cottage cheese or something. Oh, that was a big cottage cheese. So I had, you know, I think I had like, you know, I don't remember. I had like, you know, 10 items in my cart and my receipt had nine items. So, you know, security dropped from the ceiling. Code 10, code 10.

2319, 2319. I was wrestled to the ground. I was dragged back to the cash register to pay for my. Did they force you how to pay? I was allowed to leave. How dare they force you to pay for the cottage cheese that you miss? mistakenly did not pay for. Underarmed guards.

I just couldn't get out of it. How old was a guy? 70 or 80? Did he use the... He was about 75. 75, yeah, yeah. Did he use that highlighter, the magical highlighter that tells them if an item wasn't scanned?

Yes, it was great. It was great. And you feel like... Oh, you feel like a dirt bag. You feel like a dirt bag. You got 10 items. You only got nine. I don't have to go through each item.

This is cottage cheese here. He didn't ring up. All right, well, I'll go back and ring it up, dude. I know. And like, if you're making a simple human accident, they make you feel like a dirt bag. Like, you just stole a $20,000 diamond ring from their jewelry department. But that's what they're there for. I know.

It's okay. That's what they're there for. But see, Walmart is a little bit different. Now, Walmart, Walmart, the guy, you know, he picks and chooses. He does. Or she. They pick and shoes who they got a check. You're right.

You had it right the first time is he. You know, we go to the same Walmart. it's the same dude he's a little bit on the spectrum it's the same dude he's pretty tall he's on this you know he's on the spectrum and he just checks and then here's here's the rule of thumb you have to say hello to him when you come in and when you leave you say hello on the way you're done and a quick nod on the way out you're good you're good yeah you figure you out you're good you're good you're good to go Absolutely. And if you,

I can't even talk about that one lady that serves out snacks. You already, you already talked about her, the lady. Holy cow. Yep. I mean, the big lady at the,

uh, fruits and vegetables department. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, I know. You already talked about this story. This is,

this is bringing old stories back. Have you tried, um, because I just saw that got installed in our Walmart, the one that we use and you use. Have you tried the tower, the pickup on the tower in the lockers? No,

no, You haven't, it's pretty freaking cool. I've been stuck on, I just order and go. And go to the drive-thru, yeah. I just go pick it up. Yeah, it's pretty. Either one, the little one or the big one. Okay.

It's pretty cool to see the tower that they installed. I don't want, I can't take it. Really? What is it? You got to wear masks and you got, I can't do it. I know. Like, it's getting very, very hard to, participate in the capitalism world when everybody is demanding masks.

And if you haven't been there in a while, because I know you've been, I guess you're claiming that you were on vacation and off. Yeah, I went to Granbury, Texas, college station, and then I ended up in Wimberley, Texas. Whatever. I don't even care, really. But all the Walmarts now, especially this one, the one that we are talking about in frequent. You know, they've got those are the huge stores and they've got two doors that you go in

and out. Yes. They don't let you go in the one door. What? You're herded in like cattle into the one. Okay. I want to play here a little bit. What happens when there is an active shooter?

Good luck. God bless. Go hide behind the tower. Hide behind a cashier. Oh, wait. They don't have any. But they actually do have cashiers at this Walmart. But they, you know, yeah, good luck.

God bless. and maybe they've got them set up so that you can no they didn't have them set up so you could go out because people were locked in it's one entry and one exit yeah that is unbelievable if i don't know if fisher you maybe i'm wrong but if you're so scared about this pandemic how about you have one entry one exit on the other side of the building yeah i mean i'm okay all right i hate that uh the the the herd in to go into the way down to the right. Is it the right side? Is it the right side?

The barricades. Oh. So do you enter now from the right side or from the left side? The grocery side. The growth so the right side. Yeah. That's agonizing. Oh, it's just I can't.

Well, there are forcing us. And they are forcing us to do the drive-through. They're literally making our lives a living hell. I'm almost okay with it because I don't want to go away. Well, and it makes sense, Fisher, it makes sense. Walmart is about to release. the Walmart Plus. Yeah.

So it makes sense to make our lives to live in hell and hate going to Walmart. And people like me and you that love Walmart that would like to shop at Walmart for great value. Yes, I do own stock at Walmart.

To put a disclaimer on that. Great value products. You know, they're amazing products. And I'm saying that now that you have that Walmart plus for $98 a year that you show up, you know, get it before

the end of the month. And they're going to get us used to that because now they're offering free same-day delivery. That's just fantastic. Well, we'll see if that holds up. I mean, that's coming. I did the story last week. And I'm trying to remember it was like $100 a year. $98 a year, yes.

Yeah. Which, Jeffrey, me and you are Amazon Prime customer members. We pay $119 a year. I know. But I was just talking about this. with the woman that lives in the house. Your wife? With me?

Yeah. Yeah, one of the women that live in the house. Oh, no. Wait, hold on. You have your wife and your daughter. Is there a third one? Of course. She's back?

Oh, she never left. I'm trying to remember if she left. Okay, never mind. Move on. Move on. Move on. Did she leave? I thought she left.

To be honest, I thought she left. Yeah, no. She was gone for a while. See, I knew that she was going for a while. It was gone for a while because she, at the beginning of the lockdown. Uh-huh. Yes. Yes.

I remember. At the beginning of the lockdown, she was locked down in another city. But that was, darn it. Just a visit. Oh, no. So. Okay. Anyway, we were just talking, I'm just talking about this with Amber last night.

And the good thing about Amazon Prime, because I was going through what apps I was going to continue to get and what ones I was going to let go. And, you know, I don't want to pay the money for this app and that app. And Amazon Prime, you know, we have Amazon Prime, but they offer, you know, the video app. Yes, I do. Amazon Studios.

So that's kind of a, you know, between the shopping and that, that's a bonus. That's worth it. Walmart is giving you, Walmart is giving you original content through their camp with Neil Patrick Harris and two other people. They're giving you family friendly video content plus gas discounts plus free same day delivery on groceries only. I feel like those three alone are pretty good because one thing we covered on this show, I don't know, Jeff, you've forgotten is that um jf basos is wasting his time on this video this amazon video like

why is he not made it into a studio like why is he yeah why hasn't he pumped out movies like apple and netflix and all these other you know peacock and well he's i mean they are cranking out some original plenty of original original but not not enough for me to say it's worth it I could watch anything PBS. I could go and watch anything PBS on Amazon, but I'm not going there to watch, for example, the Warrior None that just drop on Netflix. Warrior None. You should see it, Jeffrey.

It's pretty good. I saw the preview. I actually saw the preview. I might have to watch that. Now, I'm on episode three. I thought it's going to be a big boy show. We're not there. I'm highly upset because she's pretty cute.

And I thought we're going to get some, you know, big boy show. is MA is Netflix M.A. So I'm like, okay, here we go. Episode 3, nothing. They usually started off. One and two is really happy. I know.

I know. That's what I'm saying. And then they go down, exactly. And this was made in Spain at third world country. So you know, their standards of nudity is loose. So anyway,

the Walmart, you know, they, you know, we'll see if it all started with registers, with cast registry, the registers.

And the coin shortage We know, it all started with Coen shortage at Kroger. Kroger is saying, you know, and look, is it that big a deal? Yes. That you're not getting your 26 cents back. Absolutely. It's my money.

You are getting it back. No, I'm not. Just, yeah, you are. You're getting it back on your card. Yeah, but then do I own that? Then I can't use that Kroger card. Thank you. I can't use my 26 cents.

Thank you. To get my candy bar at the gas. station. Nope. So that's kind of a problem there. You know, that is kind of a problem. Come to think of it. Now I'm pissed off again. Now, yeah, play some music or something, because now I'm pissed. Before we go to the break room,

I just want to mention that you know, many states now are getting ready to go into a lockdown again. And we can't go anywhere now in the state of Texas without wearing a mask. I mean, you barely can step out of your house without wearing a mask. You can't go into any business without wearing.

You can. There are businesses that do allow it very few. Yes. So if you're out and about in groups of more than that aren't your family members, you have to wear a mask. Yes. And many businesses say you can't do business with them unless you're wearing a mask. Yes.

And so I've been, and as I said, You know, I've been doing, you know, call ahead and pick up stuff. I haven't been out. I haven't been out. And I get it. I get all the numbers. I get it's a nightmare to wear a mask.

My wife can't wear a mask. So, you know, when she goes out and there are places that say, say, say, sorry, even though they all have the disclaimer that say, you know, if you have a health issue, you don't have to wear a mask. Nobody cares about that. No, no. They put the disclaimer in the rules so they don't get sued. Yes. And that's it. they don't follow those rules.

Yes. So you have to wear a mask no matter what, or they, you know, security drops down and drags you out of the store. So I went to a wedding this weekend. Oh, nice. Friday night. It was nice. It was beautiful. We went to the wedding and the couple were great.

It was great to see them. She was beautiful. It was really nice. But when my wife talked to them last week about going, I thought, well, maybe they won't have it because of, you know, the mask and what's happening. I thought we were close to lockdown. And they said, nah, don't worry about it. You may have to wear a mask to come in, you know, once you're in the building, but once you're in, don't worry about it. Because the wedding and the reception were in the same complex.

You know, the buildings were connected. It's really nice new building. It's got a chapel and everything. Whatever. So I was amazed. I mean, we walked into the building without a mask. We walked into the chapel without a mask. And I would say 90% of the people in this chapel.

were not wearing masks. At least 90% of the people that are not wearing mask, no social distancing, none of it. And I was kind of set back a little like, whoa, hey, okay. All right. And then after the wedding, they had this big, you know, they had this big, you know, altogether picture thing. And, you know, people we had seen in a long time were there.

And it was this big kind of reunion thing. And people were shaking hands and hugging. And I'm like, whoa. easy. I don't know where any of you people been. Okay. I was a little, and you know, you got to, you got to, you know, say hello and they're touching you and they're shaking your hand. And I guess it's okay. None of them were sick, right? I mean, but I don't know where they've been. And then you go to the reunion and they're all hugging and kiss and drinking. I mean, it was just, it really shook me. I mean, really like, I don't, really, I was like, whoa. I mean, I wasn't ready to dive into this full out. Normal. We're back to normal thing. So the thing that was bothering you was how normal it felt?

Yeah, it was, yes. Interesting. Yeah, it was I wasn't, it was just, there were some people that were wearing masks. All the workers were in masks. All the workers, mask and gloves. Okay. But the attendees? And there were some people that were there.

as part of the guests wearing masks. Okay. But I would say, I mean, really, very few, very few were wearing masks or any kind of protection

and they wanted to, you know, shake your hands and hug you and all the stuff that people do. Do you feel like this because I feel that out of everybody that I know, you've been pretty locked down.

I have. Like, Pagels to work every day, Keith goes, you know, I'm going out, you know, I'm meeting people. People are coming to my house. I went on vacation. I've flown like three times already. So do you feel like this is coming from a place of, I really took this very serious, which you should?

Yes. Because you are part of that, you know, we talked about it, the event diagram. You're like right in the center of every circle that meets. But is it because of like your perspective of like, I've been locked down? It just felt like it just felt like it was. I wasn't ready. It just felt like I don't think we're need to be back to normal yet. You know, I'm okay with, you know, if you don't want to wear a mask, don't wear a freaking mask. I don't care about that. But you don't think we're ready. That's your call.

But you don't think we're ready. You don't think we're ready to be full on hug kisses, drinking, partying. I don't know. Like it was 2019. I just didn't feel like it was, you know, it was like, you know, we're ready to be back to. Wow. This is fascinating. This is fascinating. old days. And so, you know, it was just a, it was just a strange feeling. And I was really, I wasn't prepared for it. So, I mean, I, was I prepared to come home and go through the nuke wash of power wash and hose everything damn right? How many times do you shower, Phil? I scrub, scrubbed myself red. I have new skin

growing. New skin? And look, I know, I get it. I understand completely. I just was unprepared for the normalness. So, you know, that's the way. And I haven't been tested. I'm fine. I'm fine.

No one in my family is sick. It's all good. We're fine. My wife, you know, goes, she takes care of the camp of the scout camp every weekend. Oh, yeah, she's doing that, yeah. But that's outside, right? This was inside. I don't know.

Just. But do you feel? That's all. It was just me. I want to give a, I want to see if you could give you a prediction. Could we have some super spreaders out of that party? Yes.

Really? I, I don't, I don't know. I mean, that's the whole thing. I don't know. You know,

do the numbers bear out that there, there's no super spreaders in there? Yeah, sure. They do. Okay. The overall numbers bear that out, right? Most of the people are Most of the people

Not all, but most of the people are Under the death rate number Okay, okay. You know, age-wise. So, and most of those people I'm sure Have probably been out and about And either have had it or gonna get it Or, you know what I mean?

They've been out in the world, But I just, it was just me. I was like, this is too normal, too normal. Too normal. Stop hugging me. Stop coming. up behind me and touching me. It was just too normal.

That's all. It's all. It was just too normal. It was me. But the wedding was beautiful. And it was fine. It was really nice. And it was great to see everyone.

And, you know, it's okay. I mean, it was just me being me. Did you tell the bride? I, you know, I went up and then said hello and hugged and did all the things you're supposed to do. I texted her. I did all the things you're supposed to do. I text her.

Because I'm not sick. I'm not sick. I haven't been sick. But that's not the problem. My family's been sick. I don't have any contact tracing. See, you keep saying that. Now, I don't know how many people were there. But if one person,

oh yes, one person this week gets COVID-19, gets the coronavirus, we're all contact tracing. Yes, absolutely. But we're all there. Absolutely. So,

I mean, that's what I was just, I just wasn't ready for the whole normal. Just to let you know, the reason why I'm getting tested is because, my have you had the swab not having done i'm waiting for you like didn't you read your text i text said you two things that we have to do and that was one of them um but my my brother-in-law tested positive for covid-19 and he was hanging out with my in-laws the weekends before we went on

vacation like that friday then we met the wife fisher the wife that they sleep together in in the same bed, when to get tested after he got tested, he come up positive, she comes out negative. Okay. Two days later, she was quarantined. He stayed at the house. She went to her sister's house. Two days later, boom, she's sick. She has COVID-19.

Well, yeah, of course. So now they've contacted trace the other family members instead of just staying together. After she tested negative, which is the reason why she went to her sister. I know that, but I'm just saying that the odds were against her being negative within that time. Yes. And she's with her husband. Exactly. So they should have stayed at least, you know, I'm not saying they should continue to sleep together in the same bed, but they should have stayed in their own dwelling.

Yes. So like. So that they're not, now that now, now the other people are of all contact. Yep. And my in-laws, they tested themselves four days later and then they're negative. So that's why I have my test And my wife has a test I can't test the kids

I don't even want you talking to that microphone I can almost taste you now coming through the microphone Oh that's sexy I like that That's hot Don't look at me like that on the screen Seriously The uh

It's you know so again I don't know It was just a really weird place Would you call this? I'm writing notes here. Would you call this a COVID wedding? Because if you won't call it a COVID wedding, I will. I mean, I don't know.

You can call my baby a COVID baby because it happened during the quarantine. You could call that a COVID wedding. Yeah, I mean, look, if no one tests positive in the next week. We need to keep track of that. Since we know most of those people, we need to keep track of who starts to get in positive. Oh, dude, this could be a good experiment for you. I mean.

Did you write down all the names of the people that shook your hand? Chris, I have a complete entire list. Good, good, good. Stop it. No, that's the problem. Well, I don't know. All these people, you're in this wedding. You don't know, you don't keep, I don't.

Oh, did you just touch me? Okay, good to see you. Bill. Bill, did a birth? Okay, all right, Bill. And Nancy, don't touch me, Nancy. Don't she dare touch me, Nancy. You cannot touch me.

Yes, it's been a well since we've seen each other, but don't touch me, Nancy. Joe came up to the table. He didn't touch me, but he put his hands on the table and he breathed at us when he talked to us. I know, I didn't keep a diet. By the way, that's a good idea. I know. Hire somebody to just be the fly on the wall and write notes of like, okay, Joe came to the table. That's what you have the apps for, right?

That's what they're trying to have you in the app. So all the apps come together and they can track all the people. people. I got it. It's a fun app. It's all for yourself. All right, let's go to the break room. I need a drink of ice cold water and a little parched.

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I love it. That's what we're here for, okay? There's no question. That's what we're here for. And last week, a man, we had the, we had the goyo boycott because the what is it? Goa. Yeah, goya, whatever. Not goya.

Goya. I have to bleep that. I don't say goyo because I have to bleep that every time he say that. It's goya. why do you have to beat me it's a bad word in spanish goya is goyo so i said goya yeah goya is a good word goyo is a bad word

so he he says president trump we love him at the white house and we're going to boycott them and then friday we had uh maximo alvarez i'm sorry alvarez president of sunshine gasoline distributors from Cuba at a roundtable in Miami with President Trump. Miami. And he gave a nine-minute speech, almost a 10-minute speech.

That is incredible. And I'm going to play you at least three minutes of it that should be played at every school and I don't care, college, elementary school, middle school, high school, in America. Look at the people in this table. Look at our backgrounds. I just think that in 1961 as a 13-year-old,

by myself, in my way to Spain, I wasn't even coming here. I arrived in this great country. And almost 60 years later, I'm sitting next to the President of the United States. What is it? Talking about the American dream, the only country in the world, no other country in the world, that you can start a business from the trunk of your car. And within a very few years with our work, commitment,

and all the core values that we learn from this very culture of ours, I hope that we learn it, that we haven't been teaching. We can become very important to our future. We can become those people who make the next generation better than the way. one before. This is the only country. Why do you think you had to close the borders? Because everybody in the world wants to come over here. Thank you. Nobody's ever forced to come over here. We come over here in my case because my parents chose that it would not be indoctrinated by the communist country, by the totalitarian country, by the totalitarian regime.

They don't educate children. Absolutely not. And this is something that we need to understand. What is happening in our backyard today, I experience as an 11-year-old, I remember vividly all the promises that a guy named Castro gave and how 99% of the people

swallow the pill. It took many years later after I read somebody named Saula Linsky that I realized that all those people were nothing but useful idiots. I remember Castro while in the mountains being interviewed and asked if he was a communist. He went crazy. I dare you, he says. Catholic, apostolico and Romano. I'm a Roman Catholic. Educated by the Jesuits, he was. How dare you? We even have a priest in the mountains. You used to have priests in the mountains.

I remember I was the Maris brothers, Christopher Columbus here for those who you know. And I remember the brothers, the Marys brothers used to send young kids to the mountains because it was the second coming of our Lord. He was going to save Cuba. I remember how he promised to the farmers, to the Wahitos, that you're going to own the land.

I remember all the promises that we hear today about free education and free health care and free land. And my God, no freedom. But he never said that until after he was in power, got rid of all the police, got rid of all the military, been there for the last 60 years and counting. and he destroyed each and everyone who helped them. The Catholic Church. All of it. Maximo Alvarez,

an immigrant from Cuba, president of Sunshine Gasoline Distributors, that's a lesson that we need to listen to, and we need to teach our children. And you should play it for your children. In fact, I'm going to tweet it out and Facebook it out, and I'll give you the link from the story that has this has his speech in it that he gave at this roundtable. I mean, it should be played for everyone.

Now, I know that many of us, we've talked about it. They don't want to hear history and they don't care. It doesn't matter. They want to burn it all down. But the fruits of burning it all down is Cuba today, is Venezuela today. And this man is just one of many who came to this country. and lived and is living his American dream and teaching and preaching that we don't want to burn it all down.

The American dream can't happen. There's no place else to go. No place else to go if the United States is destroyed. It's just incredible. Download and subscribe to more content at the blaze.com slash podcasts. So I did get an update on Wyoming. their fairs, their state fairs, and their county fairs are still scheduled. So we haven't canceled them.

Many places are canceling them all over the country. And so we did get an update to Chewing the Fat at the Blaze.com email, not canceled Wyoming state fair. So, you know, if you're looking forward to going to a state fair, go to Wyoming. It's good to go. What is there? What is in Wyoming that I want to see? the fair

and do they at least have like the world's biggest yarn ball or the world's biggest beer can you know what I think they do actually I know I think they do I feel yes I feel like what's that I feel it too I feel like one of those Wyoming does house

I think Wyoming I want to say this and that it's going to be another state but Kansas and Wyoming I think battle for the biggest ball of yarn every year for the for the the Guinness Book of World Records, ball of yarn record. I feel like it's Wyoming and Kansas. All of Yard, Minnesota.

Minnesota. Yes, okay, so you don't have any reason to go to Wyoming except for the fair. Never mind. So we do have breaking news, though. We do. You know, when CTF records, news happens. Duh. Let's go to our man on the street, Chris Cruz.

Chris. I'm down here at Lake Puri in, California, and we've been told by the Ventura County Sheriff's Department that we found a body believed to be Naya Rivera that went missing on July 8. Oh, wow. Yeah. That's sad. I know.

I mean, it's good news that we found the body. Yeah, that sounder is not good for breaking news like this. So I need to talk to the engineering to give me a better sounder. Oh, breaking news is breaking news. Okay. I mean, we don't guarantee that the breaking news is going to be, you know, happy go lucky. It's a really, it's a really sad story on July 8, mom, Naya and her son, four-year-old son rented a boat. Then it was a three-hour, you know, rental.

The boat never came back. The rental people called the police department. They found the little boy sleeping on the boat. Can't find mom. They started a search on July 8, 9, 10, 11, 12 to 13. that's when they found a body they haven't confirmed if he's her or not but

they believe it to be here because you know now I have very mixed feelings about this story because oh now we're into opinion hold on yes I don't let's close out we're still under the breaking news

editor okay all right we can't get into opinions okay a body has been found it's presumed to be her yes and we'll will know more as details are given up to us.

So again, that's breaking news on chewing the fat when CTF records. News happens. Now tell us how she killed herself, Chris. Thank you. I honestly, I know this is no joke and only CTF can make a death a laughing matter. Only this show. Only this show. Okay. And if we're in the podcast version, so

this are the true fans. You're not making fun. No, we're not making fun. But if she did kill herself. Yes. I mean, either way, whether it's an accident or on purpose, it's sad news. Absolutely. But since. Because no matter what, someone has passed away, whether it's this lady or not. Yes.

I mean, they found the body. Exactly. Yes. If it's not Naya, good thing we went there and found his body. Right. Yes. All right. So the kid's still alive.

They found him sleeping in the boat. Now, the moths are pissed right now, though. The monsters are like shaking in their boots. They're like, oh, crap. No. They're calling every hitman. Did you throw the body a Lake Puri? That's not her.

Because they found a body in the North Wet Side. Did you throw it in there? A body wouldn't have floated down there that fast. Oh, okay, okay, okay, good, good, good, good, good. But honestly, since day one, since this story broke, I have a gut feeling that this was not an accident. sad. I know. She just had her, let her kid fall asleep on the boat and then,

and took care of herself. That's sad. It is. And Fisher, you know, let's just talk about death. Did you see that Kelly Preston died last night? Yes. I went back and watched her scene on Jerry McGuire because she was super hot in that. She was hot in her.

If you are not familiar with the scene I'm talking about, just know that they were eating strawberries in the dark. She was really hot. Anyway. That's a very, very sad for two years, you know, and it was very interesting because I don't like when people put it. And they put it on her, you know, her story how she was, she died fighting breast cancer. I don't like that. Why?

Because it, you were, a lot of people were saying that she was a Scientologist. So they could have done more and blah, blah, blah, blah. Oh, I see. She was a big Scientologist. So, I mean, she had to have been. And, you know, here's another one, Fisher. We just found out an hour ago that pregnant YouTube star Nicole Fia dead at 24. You know what?

I saw that headline. And don't forget the grandson of Elvis Presley. Suicide. As well. Yeah. Very sad. Hey, it's death talk. Who else died?

Jay Severin. I'm very sad. Our very own Jay Severn passed away. What was his catchphrase? We're going down the list. What was his catchphrase? Check him off. What was his catchphrase?

Hey, Jeffie, how you do it? No. Excelsior. Excelliars. Hold on. Yeah, Excelsior. Excess. Yes.

Yeah, very sad. I never got to work with him, but I got to do his podcast. So. I had a little touch with greatness there. Anybody else? We've been checking anybody else off the list? I'm checking here. I do see Harrison Ford trending, so how we checked if he's dead or not?

He's not dead. Oh, today's his birthday. Well, happy birthday. Yesterday, I think, was. Or today he's like 78 or something like that. Happy birthday, happy birthday. Yeah, whatever, 78. Who cares?

And somebody else, what's his face? Patrick Stewart, I think, just turned 82. Wow. Wow. The same birthday. Well, my grandma is 74 today. Today's my grandma's birthday. She just turned 74.

Well, happy birthday. So we've done death talk, birthday talk. What's next? Well, we can talk about, you know, Robert De Niro and how he's struggling during the coronavirus. Oh, that's your favorite human. Oh, no, he's not making money. I know. He's lost millions of dollars.

Why? Because his restaurants and his hotel is closed. He's not making movies. He's, you know, times are tough. Who is going out there and hiring this douche for a movie? Listen, times are tough. Well, he had a movie that he was supposed to be filming and it's not taking place. And so, and his restaurants and hotels are closed, right?

So he had to get government help money through there. People are pissed at him for that. But everybody else has taken to government money. Why shouldn't he? But one of the things that's struggling is his former wife, Grace, The alimony is not coming. I'm sorry? The alimony is not coming.

The check hasn't bounced. Well, it's not so much. Like if he makes $15 million or more a year, he has to pay her a million a year. Oof. Okay. So you can count on that dropping. Absolutely. Because they're saying he's only going to make like maybe seven and a half or less this year.

Oh, no. Maybe. I know. Oh, no. But she's pissed not only because of that. Uh-huh. Robert cut back the American Express card limit. Oh, no.

So she only has $50,000 American Express card credit limit. She's pissed. She wants it back up to $100,000. That bitch. I know. How dare he? How dare he? No.

They went before a judge and the judge said, no, that's fine. He's hurting. 50,000. That's it. Keep the limit at 50,000. But the judge made him give her an extra $7,000. $75,000 so that she could get a summer home. She can't live without a summer home.

What the hell? Hold on. What the hell? What is going on? What is going on? While Americans are... Who's going to find a summer home? Because you can't not have a summer home. While Americans are struggling and losing their jobs,

these two elitist duches are fighting for credit limit for a million dollars and 75,000. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on now. The deal with the divorce. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The alimony was a million dollars a year as long as he makes $15 million a year. Yes.

Or more. Yes. And if it goes less, then they have to, it has to be renegotiated. Yeah, percentage, yeah. So, but the, now the credit card limit, the, he can't do the 100,000

a month. Well, the guy is Fisher, the guy is broke. He's only making $7 million this year. Well, he's going to be lucky if he makes... Oh my gosh, if he makes two million.

He should be on the street like begging for more money. He may be. He may be. In fact, his account manager said, look, he probably won't be able to ever retire. So you can't...

You know, Fisher... He's got a lifestyle. This is not my America. If I cannot retire with max of $7 million maybe two million dollars from a bank account this is not my america this is not my america i'm just saying that the hundred thousand dollar a month limit on the credit card can't happen and it could only

be 50 000 a month you know it's so sad it's so sad you got the extra 75 000 for the summer home the summer home yeah while americans are losing their jobs these two idiots are talking about money the millions and the thousand like it was like two dollars and $3. Unbelievable. Anybody else died? Because I would prefer to talk about dead people. We also got news about Operation Varsity Blues.

I know. I know. Lori Loughlin and Hubby, Massimo, times are tough. They're struggling. Remember? Oh, no. We told you, I don't know, a couple weeks ago,

stuff that they were, the Belar Country Club was, you know, like you guys, we don't want you here anymore. so they were struggling with not being part of the Beller Country Club. They've sold their Beller home. Oh no. I know. I know. Right?

Okay, so... Is that to pay fees? Is that to pay the fine, the fees, the lawyers? Why are we selling that home? I don't know, but they lost money doing it. Oh, no. We're asking. Okay, how much are they asking? $28.7 million. Son of a bitch. house. And how much does they get? So according to this.

Okay. You're about to piss me off. Tinder co-founder, Justin Matine, uh-huh. Purchased the property for $18 million. I want them all in jail. I won them all in jail. It was just a $2 million loss. No.

And that's 10 million, my friend. Oh, how much is she asking? They were asking recently 28.7 million. That's more than 10 million. Okay, I heard a, sorry, sorry, I heard, sorry. Shut up. And you can survive with it.

So Tinder co-founder came in and stole it darn near for 18 million. Oh my God, he paid like pennies for the dollar, basically. I know. So, anyway, times are tough for everyone, struggling, except for. Now, Demi, me more, I guess

is going to be part of a new podcast. We may have to interview her. See if, you know, we'd maybe do a, you know, a podcast to podcast interview. She's doing an erotic podcast. And you think to yourself, you know, I could do an erotic

podcast with Demi Moore. So this is, the podcast is going to be called Dirty Diana. And she's going to have a co-host. Oh, is it me? I know it's not me either I wish it was

it's going to be a belina Dunham who when you see her you'll know who she is she's the the fat blob the fat blob

that yes did the pedophilia because we can't say anything bad about her no no no no no no no no no no one loves her she's a fat pedophile

feminist psychopath I got you I got it but she's doing this podcast with Demi Moore. I don't know what to start. Why is she with Demi?

Because I know Demi, let me see. Let me double check something. Make sure I'm talking about the right Demi Moore. Yeah, Demi Moore. He's married our man and she's, you know, big star. Yeah, yeah. Okay. So it's very interesting to see this beautiful, gorgeous Demi Moore next to the fat blob.

I know. It's going to be like that scene from Star Wars where that guy has Princess Sleya in chains the fat blob is Lena Dunham and Princess Leia is Demi Moore I want that to be their cover of their podcast

I don't get that producing through quiet girl production as more as executive producer I mean they're spending a lot of money on it man a lot of money and will won't you

It's out. Today. New form of erotica and will bow July 13th. Oh, hold on. It's a scripted podcast series.

Yes, erotica. Yes, erotica scripted where she discusses her bathroom. Oh, the first episode, there's sort of review about here. Yeah, it's out. Yeah.

Yeah. Oh, that's the bathroom picture. Yes, that's the bathroom. Yes. Yeah, I saw the bathroom. picture a couple days ago. Yeah. I didn't realize that that was part of the podcast.

Well, now you know. Because her back, people were giving her hard time because she's got the big tub. And then she's got all carpeting, which they're saying is shag. And it's not really shag carpeting as you think, but it's low, low cut shag. Yes, yes. And then she's got the big stone wall next to the toilet back of the corner. Mm-hmm. Yeah, I mean, it looked nice.

It was fine. Yeah, it's probably. It's an elitist home. Let's put it that way. Oh, gosh, yes. I mean, everybody's world. All of you have carpet in your bathroom because Juan and Juanita clean it. She doesn't have to worry about it.

Yes. Every time she pees, Juan and Juanita are catching her pee droplets so they doesn't go to the thing. That's right. She comes out of the tub and the carpet is wet. Oh, they bring in the dryer. Don't worry about it. But I'm looking. I'm zooming in because I'm on my laptop.

and I like to look at Instagram pictures on my laptop. I know. I feel like we have a whole podcast between me and you to see what's on her bathroom sink. What's on the counter? What's on the counter? Yes. There is a water bottle by 197. There is some kind of either a mask on the, you know, that thing that girls have.

All right. Just place the music or something because now I got to get the picture. Hold on. Dirty Diana, as an escape from her carefully curated life and dying marriage, Diana secretly runs an erotic website where women reveal their intimate sexual fantasies, starring an executive produced by Demi Moore. Dirty Diana premieres today, for those of you listening live on this podcast, July 13th, 20, with new episodes available every Monday through August 17th.

Dirty Diane is presented by Dipsy. And also, why is Demi Moore doing a podcast with Lena Dunham? What does Lena Donovan have on Debbie Moore? There's got to be some kind of blackmail. It makes me want to touch myself. Aw. Just the thought. You want me to touch myself.

Yves? Will you touch me too? Oh! No, I just, I just want to watch. Oliver, I mean, look at us. Where'd you disappear to? You leave at night. All right, why have I now?

I mean, the boy has had such a perfect marriage. And this does not mean you still don't. Every marriage struggles. I really need to be close to you. I hate it. Annie, what's happened to us? We used our great sex. Something's changed.

Don't you love me anymore? Really? Yeah, we had the best sex we've had in years. Your husband must love what you do. I make erotica for women. Erotic confessions. I record women's fantasy. You really test in the limits, aren't you?

Dream a battle dream of all right. We're recording. Ha! Oh, yeah, this is the run through of the credits. Yeah, this is the credits. Oh my gosh. I need to. I'll be right back.

I'll be right back. This is interesting. I literally went to Apple Podcast and started listening. So if I don't answer you, you know where I am. I mean, there are so many more stories that I would love to get to

and happy stories that we got email to Chewing the Fat at the Blaze.com. I'm going to start. I want to start doing those every day. But I just, I mean, I guess we just have to end with that because, I mean, even even the horrible thought of Lena Dunham

that... Oh, by the way. By the way, I went to the website. Lena Dunham is not mentioned at all. Yeah. Okay, so that name must be realized. Yes.

What are we doing? Absolutely. Because the picture of the podcast, I don't know about you, Fisher, but that picture gives me more of a dirty dancing kind of vibe. Yeah, yeah. Their promo picture for the podcast. Yes.

Yes, yes. Yes. Yes. Yeah. And it's actually the artwork. But I'm just talking about the original picture that I saw with her and Lena Dunham. Oh, they kicked her out. They were like, oh, look at the time.

They had to have. No, and then you're right. What does, and I think you said this off the air, which I'm going to repeat it. So it gets recorded. What does she had on Demi? I know. Because that's, when you said that, I was like, oh, but then now I'm reading to it. It's a scripted podcast.

You know, I think it was like what? That's, if it's every Monday and it's from the 13 to the 17, that's like what? Yeah, I mean, so, like five episodes, six episodes? Yeah. Five or six episodes maybe? Yeah. So like, what does she bring into the table? Five or six episodes of a scripted podcast, how much money are they spending on this stupid thing?

A million dollars. Gotta be. I mean, at least. Yes. I mean, Demi Moore is not sitting down. not cheap bathroom recording of a dirty dancing sex podcast for less than that right no way by the way if demi is listened which we know she listens um and demi i'm here for you by just that but uh called me did you hear fisher's uh kind of manager talk if your manager did not get you a million dollars

for these five to six episodes you need to fire his asses uh and contact Jeffie. Because you're right. There's no way Demi Moore is sitting in her bathroom recording a podcast for less than a million dollars. I'm embarrassed for her if she's doing it for less. Oh, if she's doing for less,

she needs to get rid of all her livelihood. Because I would lose respect if I learned that Demi Moore did this for a quarter of million dollars. Yes. Yes. Thank you. There's no doubt about that. I can't I don't want to talk about it

Yeah I'm done yeah I'm being half a devil more right now I just can't do it There's no There's no way she's saying There's no way she's saying that feature for less than a million dollars No way No way