Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 416 | Federal Executions are BACK, Johnny Depp Still in Trouble?, Census Cowboy 🤠 is HERE

Episode Date: July 14, 2020

Federal executions are back after a botched execution in 2014. HEB takes the win on being the best supermarket in the United States. Do you agree? Johnny Depp still in trouble and his case is weird also. Tax Day is tomorrow so make sure to pay your dues. Ted Cruz was caught not wearing a face mask and now people are going crazy. Schools and cruises are back? If you are in Chicago don't worry you have a new superhero and no it's not Batman. Jeffy and Kris Cruz do a FULL review of the first episode of Dirty Diana with Demi Moore. This Week Sponsor: Get your life back with Relief Factor and its 3-Week Quick Start for only $19.95. If you are in pain, what have you got to lose? Go to https://www.relieffactor.com Subscribe on YouTube Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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It isn't going to happen. It is going to happen. It isn't going to happen. Well, yes, it finally did happen at 807 a.m. this morning. Yes, I know. The execution in Indiana, they kept saying, no, it's not going to happen. Yes, it is going to happen. No, it's not going to happen. And then this morning

they said, yeah, go ahead. Daniel Lee, gone. I'm sorry, he's a killer. Daniel Lewis Lee, you have to do three names. Sorry, you can't just say his last name like that. So he said, one of the last things he said was that he didn't do it. However, he was found guilty of robbing and shooting the victims with a gun, covered their heads with plastic bags, sealed the bags with duct tape, weighed them down with rocks, and threw the family of three into a bio in Arkansas. So they went on to say that the reason, one of the reasons, did you know, did you know that one of the reasons it's been delayed for so long, the federal executions,

is because it was being, you know, looked at thanks to the Obama administration, because of the previous execution that they're calling, it was a botched execution in Oklahoma. And I thought, I don't remember that. So in 2014, Clayton Darrell Lockett was to be executed. And they shot him with the, the drugs, you know, they're the, the lethal mixture. And apparently, well, no, it should have been that, right?

So the least, the lethal mixture didn't necessarily work in a timely fashion. So he stayed alive for about another 45 minutes. And then, then he had a heart attack and died. So it wasn't a botched execution. it just took longer than they wanted. It's just incredible. Anyway, they've decided that, you know, that we've talked about it.

The feds can, you know, start doing their federal executions again. They had the battle back and forth between different courts and different judges. Yes, you can. No, you can't. It was supposed to happen yesterday afternoon. They finally got the final call saying,

no, it can't happen. And then they got a call that said, yeah, you can happen. and the head of the prison and the state were like, oh, we're not going to do it. And then this morning, 8.07 a.m., Daniel Lewis Lee, pronounced dead. Welcome to chewing the fast.

Congratulations. Congratulations are in order, although I don't really want to congratulate them, but I will say. According to food and wine, H.E.B. The best supermarket in the country. I disagree with that. The best supermarket in the country, H.E.B. I mean, they're an okay grocery store.

I would like them to get reassessed after the decision of mandating people to wear masks. I wanted to tweet that out, but I couldn't have figured out the proper sentence to use because I'm sorry, but H.C.B, isn't that only in Texas? I don't know how many stores they have. I thought they, they might be like in two or three states or something, right? H.E.B stores, they have, remember we had a big talk about H-EB because of the butt family yeah 340 stores throughout the U.S. state of Texas and northeast Mexico

no then HGB does not get to call themselves the supermarket of the United States I'm sorry well this is because they probably isn't them although they probably advertised a billion dollars they paid for that food and wine yes Yes. Now, you can't call yourself the best chain if you are only in one state. Well, affordable prices, a wide range of high-quality-owned brand products.

In-store tortillas, the excellent curbside pickup program. Okay. Okay. I'm sorry, but does H.C.B. has a website called Walmart people? I know. I know. Well, I don't think Walmart's the best grocery. store in America either, really.

You know, as far as supermarkets go. Well, you have to put it on the perspective of it has to be everywhere. You can't bring in Publix. You can't bring in public. No, you cannot. Publics is not just in Florida. But it's not everywhere. Well, you know, grocery chains are, you know, regional a lot of times.

So you can call them the best supermarkets in the country. Sure. No, it has to be everywhere. So everybody participates, which is why Walmart gets. it and this has nothing to do with me owning any stock at Walmart this has nothing to do with that I'm just saying that let's call it fair you could you could say H-EB is the best one in the southern region and then you got yeah you can do a region yeah region yeah yeah you can't do it US fully completely no that does not work everybody has

participate in it well take it up with the food oh I am I was like I said like I said Last night when I think either you tweeted it or I started trending, it was one of those two. And I was like upset because one, no way HVs the world's best, well, United States best supermarket chain. No, not going to have it. But they also operate central market too. So, you know, that people love, you know, I'm sure, you know, not Walmart people, but other people enjoy. central market as well. Have you ever been to a central market? Yes. No, seriously. You have to pay, I think, to go in. As soon as you're going like $100, get automatic deducted from your account.

They do that for POCs. Oh, okay. That's it. Okay. Okay. That's it. So I was good. I didn't get that deduction. You would think they will do it for the white privilege, not for the POCs. I know. I know. Okay. They may do it for everyone. It's been a while. since I've been in. I like Central Market, but, you know, again, it's not a... It's expensive. Yeah, it's really expensive. Just to look at the target.

It's an off-scale organic. Now, if you give me, Jeffrey, you've probably been to both of these. Central Market and Whole Foods, who do you take? Yeah. Either one of them. Really? I mean, Whole Foods probably. Yeah, I will take Whole Foods better.

Only because of their food, like the Grab and Go food. They're delicious. I haven't had a bad situation where, like, I grabbed some soups and it was disgusting. Yeah, that's true. And they also have some stuff that, I can't remember what it is, but I know my, I know Amber gets stuff there that is particular to Whole Foods. Well, yeah. And then, well, people like your wife, that is allergic to 99% of the foods out there, Whole Foods is a place for her to be at. Yes, absolutely.

She finds something that works. That's where, that's what we're getting. Exactly. You know, it's like, and again, I don't know how your wife is alive, but for someone that is allergic to 99% of the foods out there, whole food or, I don't know, I haven't been to Central Market to buy food. I was just there because they were the only one that had,

this is what I was looking for, Jeffrey, gluten-free, die-free, GMO-free, birthday cupcakes. I guarantee you're not finding that at Sam's Club. No, you're not finding that anywhere with a blue vest or you're finding that a central market. Yeah. That's 100% true. Also, speaking of grocery stores, I see where Amazon is now launching their smart shopping carts.

Yeah. In California, so it's coming. Yeah. And look, really, Walmart, well, specifically, Sam's Club. They don't have the smart shopping carts, but with the app, you just scan and go. You don't have to go through their register. Amazon, since we're talking about Amazon, they just drop the wand, which is a little wand that they send you to the house. And you scan the food, like let's say the milk, the egg, and already gets added to your cards on your phone.

And all you have to press is deliver and it gets delivered. They stop that wand, which I was like, highly upset. Really? But they are they still I haven't read the story so are they still hooked in with some of the smart refrigerators as well yes there's still yes they're still you know going through all that but like the because this was an Amazon product it wasn't like a third party no yes got you this is an Amazon wand that you could you could if you became a member yeah and they I just got an email saying your one is no longer attached. We discontinue this feature.

Sorry, but you can still get your food. You just have to add it yourself by typing in instead of just scanning. I mean, you have to actually type it in. Fisher, I actually have to type in my die-free, gluten-free GMO birthday cupcakes. And then, I mean, after you do it once, I mean, it's a little easier. You still have to log in, but you go to your, you know. past products. It was so cool.

You scan the one and the one goes, do-d-d-d-do-do. And if it goes, it was out of stock. So you really had to go back in there and scan it in yourself. Oh, that's tough. You don't want to hear that.

I want to congratulate, speaking of Amazon, I want to congratulate Jeff Bezos as well. He is now worth about $180 billion. So that's pretty good. It's not doing too bad. Yeah, $180 billion.

Now, remember, his wife, he gave about a quarter of his stake, which I thought should have been more. Ex-wife. Ex-wife. Yeah, McKenzie. I'm sorry. And now she is now worth $59, almost $60 billion, making her the second wealthiest woman on the planet. I'm telling you. Now, I guess today, I'm sorry, did I say $280 billion?

I guess they had some, you know, some stock issues. And, you know, maybe he's only $240, $250 billion in there. But so he's homeless now. So he's homeless. That accounting error. You know, don't you hate that when you play Monopoly? We had a bank error and we need to take, you know, some money every bank account. And Basis is already on the streets begging for money.

I mean, holy cow. Well, he is en route to be. the first trillionaire in modern history. You think, let's see, Apple is almost worth two trillion now. Yes, and Apple, I just read this, sir, Apple was predicted by 2021 to hit that evaluation. And the stock market went cre cre cre, cray. I mean, two trillion dollars. Well, right now.

Saudi Aramco is up there with Apple as well. was almost at two trillion, but energy prices are killing them. So I noticed last night and this morning from the podcast that I listened, I noticed that all these tech companies are no longer focusing on China because of the current Trump administration, aka TikTok. Look what's happening at TikTok. So everybody is moving to India. Jeffrey, did you know that only like 52%?

of India people have like the internet and there's like one point two billion Indians out there that make an average of two thousand dollars as of like Americans make sixty six thousand dollars so now Google Walmart Amazon all these people are literally Jeffie spending billions of dollars billions of dollars Netflix too I mean they're all going in and everybody's going for that market yeah now I don't mind that. I don't mind that.

I just want them to bring back some curry. Some delicious curry. They will. You don't have to worry about that. They will. I'm pretty sure that's a safe bet. We talked about TikTok last week on chewing. I mean, the dark side of TikTok.

I don't want it in my home. And I know the argument. Look at all the, look what happens, you know, the argument of all the apps that we already have that are all that, you know, We talk about all the time. We say yes to everything because we just want to take the picture. I know that. But the dark side of TikTok is that all the information was going back to China.

Yes. While I don't like the idea of my camera app, keeping track of where I'm at and what I'm doing and tagging photos and having access to everything on my phone, you know, because I want to take a picture, I say yes to it. But in my heart, I believe that that's still just here in America. I may be foolish. It could be, you know, I get it. No, it could be wrong.

But it's not going back to China. So are you saying that you do not want, you don't want We Need a Pooh to have your information? That's correct. And that's probably too late, probably too late. although there was one phone, one computer, handheld computer in my home

that had TikTok on it. Oh no. I asked for that to be removed. I don't know that it has been yet. I don't think it did. I don't want to bog you down with facts, but I don't think that was accomplished. maybe this person said okay fine

and just walked away and started Tick-Talking again it's almost like you were here oh okay it's almost like you were here because of it okay dad and off she went so you know what I'll be right back a couple of big trials

going on you got just Lane Maxwell and Johnny Depp Now, I know just line, I'm not going to call her anything else. I'm sorry. Gary, you tell me that's the wrong renunciation, but that's her name. That's what I'm calling her. Okay?

She was going for, she wanted to be out. She did not want to be in jail. She wanted bail set. And that, of course, didn't happen. They were saying that she is a, you know, she's got passports and money and people that will help her. and she'll be traveling. But if I hear another freaking story about her trying to flee

when the FBI came to pick her up and arrest her, it's going to be pissed. When you read that story, every headline who tried to flee when the FBI said she tried to flee when they came to the door. Okay.

So the FBI comes to your door at whatever time they came to her little house, her little hideaway house, you know, on a few hundred acres, in the multi-million dollar hideaway. And so they show up and they bang on the door to open the door.

She went into another room and closed the door. That's fleeing the FBI? Yes, that is fleeing the FBI. You're supposed to open the door and say, how may I help you, Mr. FBI? I didn't hear you. I didn't hear you. I went into the other room.

Okay, yeah. So you're telling me that that one, that one would, The police officers knock on the door and the criminal goes into the bathroom. I don't have to answer the door when somebody knocks at the door. Into the bathroom and throws the whatever drugs down the toilet. He's not fleeing? No. No.

This is what's wrong with America right there. Open the door. It's the FBI. I don't know that it's the FBI. I don't want to open the door. So I go into another room and close the door. Am I fleeing? Yes.

You did not open the door. They properly identified themselves. Right now. I don't care. You were a gate guard. Stop being a police officer right now. That's not fleeing. It is.

You know it is. You know exactly it is fleeing. If you're a giseline or a criminal, you know that you live in in pin needles. Every knock, every noise, you jump into that safe room so no one gets you. You know that you're running drills every single day. It was like it was another room. Exactly. A safe room.

You were panic. Okay, fine. A panic room. You were going to your little panic room. I'm just saying I believe that's not fleeing from the FBI. I do like that they found one of her cell phones wrapped in foil, though. Apparently she thought that, you know, you're wrapping in foil. You can't be tracked.

Is that, is the phone scared of aliens probing? I would say that she was just trying to maybe. You know, dry it out in the oven. Maybe it got wet. She didn't have any rice. I was going to say, the only remedy I've heard of is a bowl of rice dry. That works. No, that works.

And you have to leave it in for 24. And I mean, a full 24. And not in a bowl. I mean, I guess you could bury it in a bowl. But really what you do is you put it in a Ziploc bag. And you put the phone completely submerged in the rice. Yes. And close that bag and leave it be for 24 hours.

That works. that rice. You can quote me on this. The rice sucks it dry. Just saying. It does. And you have Johnny Depp trial that's been going on. Holy cow.

There's been some really, really good stuff. When I say good stuff, I mean, kind of weird stuff. I mean, it's just like, what are you doing? Have you talking about this on the podcast when I wasn't here? A little bit, yeah. Okay, because I didn't listen to the podcast. So, like, what is going on with a whole? whole thing. Because all I know was there's a picture of him, quote, quote, drugged out on the floor.

Then there's another picture of perifinalia drugs, a backwards driver's license and some liquor and blah, blah, blah. That's all I know. So what is going on with Johnny Depp? Because I just finished a marathon of all of his six Paris of the Caribbean movie over vacation. I come back home and my boy is fetal position next to a nightstand. What's going on with my boy? Well, he had, I mean, there's all kinds of stuff that's been going on. I mean, he's in the middle of a lawsuit. He's suing son for, you know, printing bad stuff about him.

So all this stuff is coming out between him and Amber Heard and their divorce and what happened during the time that they were together. And they, the time that they were together was, you know, an incredible time. He was high on everything. He actually went through a detox, which he was around, which she claimed was, you know, horrible and horrific, I guess. And there's some tape stuff. There's, he talked about one thing yesterday.

Maybe it was the other day. I'm not sure. My day is confused of the trial. But he talked about how at one point, in his life. after Pirates of the Caribbean two and three, he was said to have made $650 million. And he even said on the stand, you know,

it's ludicrous to have to state this. It's actually quite embarrassing. Is it? Is it? Mr. Depp? So he claimed that he made $650 million. But his wife's 30th birthday in 2016, he had a bad meeting.

with this former business manager who had stolen all his money. And he was in a hundred and had not paid the taxes. So not only had he lost $650 million, but was $100 million in the hole. Upset, angry. That's the time that he went upstairs. And, you know, he claimed she had. She said it was her girlfriend. And then there she has released some pictures of him passed out with ice cream melted in his lap.

And other pictures of him, you know, all drugged out. He even said that at one point, I think he said, I don't think there's a drug I haven't tried. So it's just, I mean, the lifestyles of the rich and famous. I mean, this guy has been, you know, has had more money than he knew what to do with. And we'll see if the lawsuit holds up. but it's just embarrassing for him. Look, he'll do another, he'll do another Pirates of the Caribbean 10. Make a few hundred million and we'll move on with their lives.

We're number six. So it'll be Pirates of Caribbean seven. Yeah, okay. But, you know, he'll sign up. He'll sign the deal for due seven, eight, nine with number ten options. They do drop them by the threes. Like when one is in production, you know, one, two, three goes, and then four, 56, 7, 8, 9, 10.

We need a 10. I need to make all my money that I puked out in drugs. But do you compare him to Wesley Snipes without the tax fraud? No, I don't think so. No? I don't think so because the way he made it sound now, you know, I mean, that's, you know, his words. His words, but he made it sound like the business manager, you know, stole his money and didn't pay the taxes. so he wasn't like he didn't want to pay his taxes.

Snipes was just not going to pay him. Okay. So is he a... So is he a Britney Spears? Yes, with money. I mean, I forget how much Brittany had, maybe not more. I mean, Brittany may have a lot of money. Oh, it got me a ton of money.

Or I'm not sure what Britney had lost. Look, everyone has had... And I say everyone. There's been many people who have made or... supposedly made a whole bunch of money and had it stolen from bad managers, right? Bad people that they had with them. And it just goes away because it's so much money. You think you're never going to get caught.

He's going to continue to make all this money. And this, you know, you're never going to, he's never going to miss 100 million. And then the $100 million turns into $250 million. And then the $250 million turns into, I don't have to tell you, Chris, but, you know, after $300 million pretty soon. You just don't care. No. No, it's funny.

You say that because me and you've talked about this, I think it was about a year and a half ago. When Dr. Phil announced his new podcast, one of the first episodes was him talking about his long life secretary that was laundering his money. Right. And it started just like that. She gained his trust.

He was in charge. This is peak Dr. Phil with everywhere you looked at. Dr. Phil was. He was making all this money all of a sudden, he gets a knock on the door saying, hey, you haven't paid your, I think it was either taxes or your credit cards. He's like, no, like, yes, I don't pay them, but Susan does.

Unless you're paid. Those bills are taken care of. Yeah, they're taking care of. Yeah, Susan, can you come here, please, Susan? Because, Susan, Susan. Susan. Eggs. She was right here.

Hold on Susan. or maybe Susan fleed into the other room. Absolutely. Susan did flee into the other room. So it does happen. It's just fascinating. I guess from, I don't want to include you,

Jeffrey, because I know you're not in this mindset, but us little people that don't have millions of dollars coming in, you know, I'm counting my pennies. I even go to the bank statement and say, Autumn,

did you spend that two cents at Walmart? Oh yeah, that was me. Really? That makes you sick? make me sick. Sorry that I don't have white privilege spewing out. And when I lose a million, I don't even see it. We're done talking.

How'd you worried about your two pennies? I've done. All right. Let's go to the break room. I need a drink of something ice cold. I'll tell you that right now. Ice cold. So good.

As a reminder, as long as we're in the break room now and we've, you know, you've gotten your drink. Go ahead. Take your sip. And while you're taking your sip, I'll talk to you, okay? Have you subscribed to chewing the fat? You haven't? What are you doing with your life? Subscribe to Chewing the Fat podcast.

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Let's see, they're getting... They're trying to compete again. Spotify, Apple, and IHeartMedia. Buying Stitcher, prominent. Does 3. Infinity operates that? They also, Sirius, also gets the podcast ad company, mid-rural media. So they're going to have to try to figure out what they're going to do with that because they have ads-wiz for their ad company.

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Then that's the ones that you hear, you know, the host doing. So I'm confused now. I don't know. You know what? I'm not confused. Choose whatever platform warms the little cockles of your heart. And usually that is Spotify. Usually Spotify warms the little cockles of my heart.

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YouTube channel chewing the fat. We got some good videos coming out. I'm sorry, go ahead. We got some good videos coming out. There's also some videos, good videos that are already there. No, no, no, but there's some good videos coming out. I'm just saying there's already good videos that are there. Yeah, you know, we got something coming out like, I don't know, the goop candle that we ordered.

We are definitely, that's coming out either later this week or the first part of next week. we are going to, we're going to share with you our experience with the Goop orgasm candle. I am excited about the goop orgasm candle. Yes. I mean, we're going to have, it's the unboxing and the lighting is going to be tremendous. Yes. And we're going to have the COVID-19 testing. So according to the way I understand the COVID-19 test.

that we're going to be doing for the YouTube channel is that I get to test you. Yes. Now, do I get to pick an orifice to test or does the test specifically have one I have to use? The test already picked the orifice you go through. I agree with that. We have to find a new test. What orifice did they choose? They chose the nose and you have to get to your brain.

So you have to go through your nose and scrape your brain like a pap smear. and then send it to the lab. I can't wait to have that happen to you. Darn the luck. I wish I could. Wait a minute. You're getting tested and I'm going to be right there. I might have to wear a mask and a hazmat suit.

Well, you will have to wear a mask in gloves. I don't want your germs that you got from the COVID-weeting contaminating my test results. I think we're good. It's been enough days, right? What is the incubation period? I thought it was Saturday, Sunday, Monday, Tuesday. I think I'm good.

Okay. Oh. Oh, no. Now I've got to go check the time frame. Okay, we have got still a stack of things to get to today to share with you for those of you listening live on the 14th of July 2020.

Don't forget tomorrow. It's a deadline for taxes. They said they were, weren't going to extend the deadline. So the IRS says tomorrow's the deadline 15th of July. For those of you, you know, it's the 14th. You're listening live to the podcast right now. You know that. And so tomorrow, the 15th is the deadline. Did you file yours already? Good luck. God bless. It's the deadline, Chris. Yeah. So did you do yours already?

Tomorrow is the deadline. Yes. Did you go and file your tax? says tomorrow is the deadline oh so you're going to do it tomorrow got it tomorrow is the deadline oh how wish i could look the cat out of the bag why i don't understand what your problem is but tomorrow is the deadline okay so we got all kinds of airline stories uh going around the country you know wear a mask not wear a mask not wear a mask did he not wear a mask i mean obviously you have to wear a mask to get on the stupid plane right i don't understand why this is such a big deal. Everyone puts their mask down when they eat food or take a drink on the airlines. We were the first one to cover this.

You can't even get on the stupid airline without a mask. We cover this. You sent me to Florida to test this out. I don't understand why they're trying to make this. You know, one guy takes a picture of Ted Cruz without his mask covering his face and it's the end of the freaking world. Because it's Ted Cruz. Think about it. It's just stupid. So the airlines are now, you know, they're in huge trouble.

I mean, last week, Delta said that, you know, they're getting ready to lay off or furlough all kinds of people. This week, American and Southwest telling their employees and unions that layoffs and furloughs are coming. All right. Delta has said that they've had great interest from employees that are going to retire, right? So they may not have to lay off or furlough as many or any that they were thinking of if all these people take their retirement. That's not bad. Yeah, we'll see if that comes true. Southwest has said their head guy or girl, I'm not sure who that person was.

Southwest says that passenger traffic needs to triple by the end of the year to avoid layoffs. that ain't going to happen. Triple by the end of the year with states already starting to go back into lockdown mode? No way. And by the way, you had it right correctly.

The CEO of Southwest Airlines is Gary C. Kelly. The hierarchy of these companies in America, man, all male. Driving me crazy. I've got to get this set straight. Anyway, there's no way at triples, right? I mean, yesterday, through the TSA checkpoint,

you know, through the turnstiles. It's gone up. 697,000. Oh, that's not bad. Almost 698,000. Almost a million. That's the way up from when we were doing it every day, right? No question.

But to triple that is getting back to, you know, regular times. Yeah. And that's not going to have. I mean, last year was 2,615,000. All right. So you triple 700,000. and you're still over 2 million. That ain't going to happen.

No, no, people are going to happen. No. It just isn't. I mean, do I want it to happen? Absolutely. Yes. Does it need to happen? Yes.

Is it going to? No. Someone called Kelly. Correct. Tell him to step down from his ivory tower. I will say, and we did have a story, an airline story, that was about, you know, your company. Spirit Airlines. That is,

Did you see that story? That's a fantastic story. And it made me laugh out loud. I will say I actually LOLed when I was reading this story this morning because, you know, anything to do with spirit. We, you know, I joke around with you. Obviously, you know, Terminal E, Spirit Airlines.

I got it. Chris Cruz, your people. But where were the people, where were the people from? My people? Do you remember? My people? Yes. Absolutely.

100%. Yeah. They're on their in row from San Juan. Yep. And that's what we fought, baby. It just made me laugh out loud. Yeah. But it was nice to them, right?

Absolutely. The family, the kid gets sick, they get stranded, and they got no passports because they didn't need passports coming to the U.S. And they, you know, they get stranded in another zone because their kid was sick. and now they're saying they can't move, right? And so Spirit, you know, took care of it. And I thought that was great. That was really nice of them.

Well, also Spirit needs that PR move. You aren't lying they do. They are sucking. Fisher, since we're talking about Spirit, do you remember that they canceled my plane? Remember that? I do. Yeah.

They canceled. They canceled. You know, they said, here's a credit. Reschedule. No, it's complete canceled. I receive a phone call from Spirit. three days later saying it was a mistake. It was a glitch in our system and then cancel all of our flights.

We just want to let you know here's a new booking number and here's your same information. We'll use a new booking number. We'll apologize. The flight is still on. Wow. I mean, I don't know that that's true or not. I don't know it's true. I feel that they canceled, thought no one was going to.

going to come back and say what the hell and oh it's a glitch it was Juan over there in Abu Dhabi everybody got everybody got pissed so everybody talked about it we talked about it yeah we made it we made it we made Spirit Airlines reschedule absolutely

say that it was a glitch it was a glitch so you know what it was a glitch you're right spirit after your good deed for Chris's people it was a glitch let my people go. So you're back on.

I'm back on. Okay to it, right? You did, you had, what if you had rescheduled already? I don't know because I have a, I want to, I should try this. So the way how spirit works is your confirmation number is your credit for your next flight. So I'm going to see if I could schedule another flight and then put my old confirmation number because according to the email, it said, all you have to do is put this in the promo code. and then it's going to, you know, credit to the flight that you just booked. Because I have a brand new confirmation code and everything.

So I'm going to... They didn't just say, hey, it's back on. You had to go and reschedule? No, they call me when saying, hey, we rescheduled it. You don't have to do anything. You receive an email from us. Same day, same time. Same everything.

Okay. But I noticed that my confirmation code is different. I'm going to go try the older confirmation code as a promo code, which is how Spirit does it. If it still works, I just got 60-something bucks. And look, if they come back to you later and say, hey, you owe us this. I'm sorry, it was a glitch.

What? What was a glitch. What was a glitch? Because it might work. Because they might not have put that in the system right. Yeah. So if they don't catch it. I just got 60 bucks.

And it is a glitch. Look, them pulling the plug on you and then coming back days later and saying that it's, you know, oh, it was a glitch. Hopefully this glitch will work and get you an extra 60 from them. That's deserved. Pain and suffering, clearly. Also, I saw where a company in Houston is now designed a air filter that is supposed to catch the coronavirus and kill COVID-19. No. No.

No. What do you mean? No. No. We need to stop. All these companies need to stop. Well, no, I want the filter. No.

Oh my gosh. I want to put that, strap that filter out my mask and walk around with that bad boy. Jeffrey, I have this bottle. It's full of water. I'm going to sell it to you at double the price of the water you already have at your house. Does it catch and kill the coronavirus? Yes. Yes.

I mean, according to this. Oh my God. The air filter traps the virus and kills it instantly. So why are we learning from it now? Because they've been working on it. Oh, okay. The director of the Texas Center for Superconductivity at UH. Uh-huh. And how much is it going to cost me? $3,000? I don't know. It doesn't say.

And is it for residential or commercial? And I think it's going to start out with commercial. Oh, no way. The researchers reported that the virus tests at the Galveston National Laboratory, and who doesn't test their stuff at the Galveston National Laboratory, found that 99.8% of the Novell SARS COVID-2, the virus that causes COVID-19, was killed in a single pass through a filter made from commercially available nickel foam,

heated to 200 degrees centigrade, or about 392 degrees Fahrenheit. Don't put your hand on the filter when it's sitting on. your desk. It also killed 99.9% of the anthrax spores in testing at the national lab. I mean, I want this filter for life. I love it. And it'll only cost $8 billion. You know, because I use filter buy at my house and it comes every three months and I change it for like, I think it's like $16.000. Can I add this to my filter buy order? Sure. Yeah, absolutely. It'll come right. No problem. No, because you're going to need a special. Oh, I am.

A whole special thing, right? There's no way it's the filter itself has got to be a whole system, right? Because you're heating things up to, you know, hundreds of degrees as it goes through this filter. So now I have to buy a whole, an entire new AC system.

Well, if you wanted it for the house, but according to the thing, let's see, they're talking about, you know, like you have the, you have the, you know, the desk version. You know, the office kill the COVID-19 filter on the desk. The filter could be useful in airports and in airplanes in office buildings, schools, and cruise ships to stop the spread of COVID-19. I'm done with you. Wow.

I'm done. I stop listening. I don't care. I mean, this is trying, people are trying to save lives. No, they're not, Fisher. No, they're not. Okay. I mean I hope it works. I want people to live.

I don't know about you know why you want people to die, but I want this to work. By the way, you're talking about cruise ships. Maybe we start the podcast because we got some breaking news again. And this time it's not about dead bodies. CTF records. News happens. So, I mean, absolutely we need, you know, it's breaking news. That's what the show is.

Plus we've got, I've got, I've got, I've got the cow I mean the horse manure story out of Chicago we got to talk about Demi Moore and heard a new podcast that we talked about yesterday Yep We've got National Nude Day

We have what National Nude Day That's today I mean I'm already celebrating No wonder I was wondering I was wondering why you were shirtless I really was I'm not only shirtless

Oh so you tell me Do I take off celebrating. So do I take off my? I mean, look, I believe that in America, it's your choice. You don't have to do anything. I mean, I'm not going, is it a show mandate? No. Could it be? You know, sure, maybe next year we'll have the new day mandate. This year, it's your choice. Download and subscribe to more content at the blaze.com slash podcast. I mean, we can't start without the breaking news because when CTF records, news happens.

Wait, someone else died? There will be more deaths coming from, you know, from people in prison on death row. This isn't the breaking news. We have our very own chewing the fact reporter Chris Cruz, our man on the street reporting today with breaking news. Chris, what's going on out there? Hey, Fisher, you know, you see me out here. I'm right here in front of cruise builders, aka the people that are in charge of the Glenbeck cruise.

And guess what, Fisher? We have official dates for the Glenbeck Cruise. It is back on. It is back on. It never really was off. It was postponed. Yes. And the day we all been waiting for, Fisher has arrived.

Along with Costa Cruises and Glenbeck, We are pleased to announce we have set sail and will be setting sale May 18 to the 29, 2021. So next year. Next year. Next year, May 18th to the 29th. Cruise through history. Cruise through history is back on. 2021.

And after felt like decades, due to the COVID-19 situation, you deserve evocation. No kidding. Boy, that's a, that's a mouthful, my friend. Now, what are the odds that happens? No comment. Back to you at the studios.

I thought we were done with the report. We're back to opinions. what are the odds that happens back to you Fisher at the studios I don't feel like you're listening So the facts have been reported Thank you Chris for reporting the facts And we appreciate it

And of course as always when news happens You know When CTF records news happens It's not gonna happen It's not gonna happen I don't think it's gonna happen I know That seems

Tomorrow I don't want to speak Right now because you know But I'm gonna send you an email that was sent to us about the new rules that was going to happen if the cruise would have happened because this is plan B we're reading plan B plan A was this fall and right that's not happening because I just announced the new dates are for next year Fisher I mean the fall is completely off which is we're seeing that now with everything yes right I mean everything is getting the plug pulled yes to almost

the end of the year. I mean, I love the schools are getting canceled. Yes. You know, LA, California's back on lockdown and schools are, some schools are saying they're going to be open. Different counties are saying they're going to be open. But I love the headline from, about

Los Angeles. It says, this is the headline. Los Angeles, San Diego schools will remain closed when classes resume. So our class, our

class are our schools open or are we just shut everything down apparently classes are going to resume okay okay but the schools are going to be closed so how are you going to teach well listen to this my son goes back to school august fifth and is in georgia the district of i believe is effingham um it's saying that they're going to have fisher now you tell me how this is possible because i don't understand is they're going to have two choices for you. You can come to school like a normal human being or you could stay at home and go to school from home. How you have the choice to do it online? How is that possible? Are you going to have, they're going to have to have you either going to have the technology alone. So are you saying that is a teacher going to be like right now

where I have you on a computer via Skype and the teacher's talking to the classroom and and to the people out home? No, you know what they'll do is I bet Georgia has, I don't know how Georgia does their homeschooling plan. Mm-hmm. But like in Pennsylvania, when I lived in Pennsylvania,

the homeschooling was, you still had to be tied into the schools. Okay. So we had to get a separate computer system and everything to homeschool in Pennsylvania. All right. So they had, it was part of the school system,

but it was separate for homeschoolers. So you still had to, to take some classes through their system as a homeschooler and teachers were part of that. I bet you that's what they're going to do. It's going to be a separate thing. I'm not sure. I don't know. They could put up a dash cam in the room and have Mrs. Martinez teaching one plus one equals

freaking two. And you can't hear me? Well, you should be in school then. Get out of here. Because I know when he was taking school at home when the whole lockdown happened, it was Monday, here's your homework for the week, and then the teacher will log in once a week for a classroom meeting, which was an hour of the teacher going over the whole curriculum, and God bless.

Ask your parent for more. Which still may be the case if you decide that you're not going into the school. Exactly. Exactly. That's kind of, like I said, obviously, it's easy enough to do the homework about Georgia homeschooling, but I don't really want to do that. I will. Okay, just get off my back.

I'm just not going to do it right now. We're on a time schedule. Okay, we're doing the podcast. This is live, for Christ's sake. Wow, get off my back. But that's what I'm guessing that it'll be a separate thing. But it wouldn't surprise me. Yeah.

To set up, you know, Mrs. Martinez brings in her dash cam. And, you know, if you log into that account and that's what you watch. Stop it. Mrs. Martinez is not teaching in Georgia, okay? It's like Mrs. Smith. It's Smith or Johnson. It's not Martinez. Calm down over there.

Or Washington. Or Washington. Yes, exactly. Is Johnson, Smith, or Washington? Martinez, the hell is not going to Georgia. So calm down over there. I let it go the first time, but you brought her up again. And now you're pissing me off.

Martinez is not going above Jacksonville. She's teaching in Orlando and Miami. She's not teaching in Effingham County. I apologize. Okay. I apologize. I thought she was. I thought we were in a new world, but apparently not.

So did you see in Chicago, my favorite mayor, who I just, I mean, she is just an incredible mayor of Chicago. And she's done such a great job. She knows how important the census is to getting federal money. I mean, she knows. And so it looks like the census has not gone over well in Chicago. People aren't filling it out. There are neighborhoods where, you know, we've got more than three people living here,

but only three people filled out the census. So they have got together. They crack down. they've gotten together and spent your hard-earned tax dollars on figuring out a way to get people to fill out the census when I was a kid I loved the Batman TV show and when the city of Gotham had a real difficult challenge one of the things that the mayor there did is he called out and he sent out the distress signal to Batman So we are doing something similar for the census and I'm happy to report I'm calling out the census Cowboy.

So if you see the census cowboy coming to your neighborhood, that means you got to step up and do your part and make sure that you fill out the census fill out the census. He's going to be going to the 10 communities across Chicago that have the lowest census response rate. And it's time to giddy up. Let's do this Chicago. Let's make the census cowboy proud. Thank you very much, sir. No, this is a, this is a parody, right? This is SNL got in contact with the Chicago mayor and was like, hey, you know, we're running our material. we want to do a parody of the census, right? This is what that was, right?

It sure feels like that, but no. No. Seriously, that's, I mean, I don't know how there. She's trying to be serious. It's not a good thing, right? The census cowboy comes riding through your town. I believe, if I remember the video right, I've got to go back and look,

but was not the census cowboy sporting, was he sporting an American flag? Or was he sporting a census flag? He's sporting a census flag. He's sporting a census flag, a black and yellow census flag. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

So the census cowboy is not even sporting a United States. Oh, how dare you, you know, how dare you? That's amazing. And she's got a map behind her. She does. That has the three areas, three or four areas that the census cowboy is showing up. She knows. And like I said, I mean, those numbers aren't right.

And they haven't figured out a way to. I'm not saying that Chicago would ever cheat on anything like this. Instead, they haven't figured out a way to cheat on the census properly. So they came up with this idea of the census freaking cowboy. Wow. And I'm happy to report. I'm calling out the census cowboy. And she puts on her cowboy hat.

She puts on a green hat. Why? What? I'm not a cowboy. I don't even play one on TV. But I don't think cowboys are wearing green hats when they say, giddy up, Chicago. And by the way, by the way, hold on. Chicago is like north. Cowboys are in the south.

Can you get like original and think of something else? Like, I don't know, the census Batman? The census gangster. The census gangster. Yes, yes, and they put it. The census prison, what do I call the head of? The warden? Yeah, the ward.

The census ward. People think that someone in Chicago would understand. Yes. You're right there. The census, OG. The census cribs. The census bloods. The prison guard.

Something. Like, Chicago is like, what the hell is our cowboy? Does he bring cows? And by the way, so you tell me that the census cowboy is going to giddy up and ride the horse to all these 10 different cities or communities? 10 different, you know, neighborhoods in Chicago. So he's going to ride that horse. Is he going to, when he comes into that neighborhood,

is he going to be surrounded by the police department or the social workers? because we don't, I mean, we don't no longer have regular police departments in any of these cities anymore. But good luck, God bless of the Census Cowboy. I mean, I hope he's wearing Kevlar. Oh. Like every good cowboy, you always have your Kevlar pants on. You know, I think this is what's going to happen. It's going to go.

The Census Cowboys going to come over. So, if you see the Census Cowboy coming to your neighbor, that's not a good thing that means you got to step up and do your part and make sure that you fill out the census oh hey is that the census cowboy oh no that was not the census cowboy no it's not no no no he fell did you see that he was right in a horse and all of a sudden he just fell on the ground i mean in lorry lightfoot it's got that's embarrassing for her but but i hope i hope listen what we can do is we can i think we can all come together

and agree that the census cowboy should be wearing Kevlar chaps and uh you know a Kevlar vest did you notice that the uh cowboy was wearing a mask of course the horse is not wearing one I did love the

did you say I did love the guy and I wonder if you could get away with it in real life I said I love one of those some stupid picture on one of those social media accounts uh you know had a guy wearing the uh lone ranger oh yeah yeah over his eyes. I mean, that's a mask, right? That is a mask.

Okay. It's some sort of face covering that we all are supposed to wear when we go out of our homes. Makes Texas. Texas is what it makes. All right, before we leave, we've got to talk about what we talked about yesterday. I mean, I've got rats and squirrels and black plague to talk about, but we can talk about that tomorrow. Don't worry about it. You're not going to get, you're not going to die tomorrow. Probably. But we got the difference.

me more podcast that we talked about yesterday. It was like 35 minutes long. I listened to the beginning to the end. I mean, I listened to all their, all their ads. I listened to the highlights. I listened to the low lights. I listened to all the, you know, the role of who's involved, who's starring and who's producing and who did the music and who did the editing, all of it.

Yeah. And then yesterday, we demanded. that we figured out that that one line of she says about touching herself she's not doing that for less than a million dollars and we want her to get paid a million dollars as of yesterday and i know that they uh you know they wanted it was after listening to it it was a big deal for uh dipsy right is that the that's the app yes dipsy d i p s ea sexy audio stories that's the big that's the big app program that they're promoting from the Demi Moore. What's the stupid name of the podcast again, Dirty Dancing?

No, Dirty Diana. Dirty Diana. Yeah, Dirty Diana. Dirty Dancing. Same thing. Because it looks like dirty dancing. It does. It does.

The logo, yeah. I will say, if they paid her a million dollars, and I apologize, Demi, because yesterday I was all in your corner. I was. Wait. You know, if they got you to do it for less than a million. you were underpaid. I was wrong. Wait, are you walking back

your your stance? I certainly am not saying I'm certainly not saying she should have been paid more. I'll tell you that. Because, wow. Wow.

I hope that she, I hope, whatever they paid her, she probably has some sort of investment in Dipsy. Yeah. Right? So she, you know, they're paying. and stocks or whatever

and saying you'll get it on the back end with subscribers and ad sales and they probably gave her she got six episodes she gets to sit in her bathroom and record it for you know I mean if they paid

her 500,000 it was too much I listened to it and I concur with your conclusion because the actin was not good the editing was awesome the I mean they have a rich The original soundtrack.

The writing is good. There's been all kinds of money on it. The writing is good writing. It gets you going. It gets you thinking. The feet of the mind is working. You're picturing who is this list person. You're picturing who Demi Moore is.

You kind of in the office. And you imagine all these stuff. But damn, Demi. Damn, Demi. Your acting is suffering. And I will say that, Lena Dunham Oh yeah

He's all over that right Like I could not stop Like every No she's not She's not Anywhere I was so annoyed She isn't even in the credits

I was so annoyed That all I could hear Was Lena Dunno in the background I was like damn Shut up Lena Let Demi talk They didn't even mention her In the credit

I don't know where she's at If she's only part of like one episode And you know They gave her love I don't know It's not like Dinah Dunham has a cult following that says

I must listen to Dirty Diana now because she's on it. That's why I didn't understand why Demi was doing something with her like that. So it's got to be that she's just a character in a couple of episodes, right? Sure. Sure. Okay. I'm out. She's not in any of the credit.

That's what I'm saying. Like not even not even a social producer, producer, executive producer, writer, consultant, nothing. She didn't play the door guy. She didn't play the waitress. Wait, is she the girl maybe in the background making the noises? She didn't make any of the credits, nothing. Maybe she's uncredited.

Maybe she's uncredited. I would believe that if one of the credits was, and there were some uncredited voices. But it didn't even say that. You didn't say that. You're right. Then Lina got cut as soon as they made the announcement. It's possible.

It's possible. Because again, I feel like what we said yesterday of what does Lena have over Demi? Because those two as a pair makes no sense. Well, it makes no sense visually. But this is an audio podcast, right? So unless they're, I mean, I'm guessing that they're probably recording all of the recordings on videos so that they have it and can release it later. At least that would be a smart thing to do. right you're not doing that you know have those have everyone record video when they're recording

the audio so that they can release it later or they could be part of the promos or whatever you know which i found if that's true that's another reason i found her recording in her bathroom with her glasses on and her yeah i don't think they're doing that and her and her blue jeans on was kind of weird yeah i don't think they're doing that that that's a waste that's a waste of money if you're doing that if they're recording that with video you're wasting your money no one is going to go back and watch that is it auditories theater of mind i disagree with that okay just like you said yesterday just like you said yesterday that she should be paid a million dollars okay let's listen to you you know what now you've hurt my feelings okay well you heard my feelings by saying hey let's turn

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