Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 417 | Burger King New CowMenu & Tax Day is HERE 💵

Episode Date: July 15, 2020

Tax Day is here... Don't forget to pay your bills. Jeffy reads his SPAM folder and sees a great opportunity to make money. Is Jeffy about to get scammed? Burger King has a new cow menu and the ad campaign is funny. but don't tell Burger King. The streaming wars continue and now we have a new platform called PeacockTV. When will the war end? Quibi is not looking too good after losing about 30% of it's free subscriber and executives are taking a 10% PAY CUT. Google goes to India and invest on a tech company. All this and more so make sure to subscribe, rate and review. This Week Sponsor: Get your life back with Relief Factor and its 3-Week Quick Start for only $19.95. If you are in pain, what have you got to lose? Go to https://www.relieffactor.com Subscribe on YouTube Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

And now, a Blaze Media podcast. Welcome to it. How in the world are you? Thanks for coming along for the ride today on Chewing the Fat. It is Wednesday, the 15th of July 2020. And you're already forgot. And you already forgot what it is. I already told you. No, I didn't forget.

I'm setting it up right now. Do you mind? Oh, okay. I'm sorry. I'll take it back. Sorry. For the people listening live, it's Wednesday, the 15th of July. July 2020.

So I'll remind you, today is your final tax day. It's been extended, but it didn't extend it anymore, tax day. So, yay, yay, yay, yay. And to celebrate, I just want to let you know that Friday, say, so mark it down. I know it's not today. I apologize. You can find different ways to celebrate, but you can just write this down

and put a smile on your face, knowing that you're going to be able to celebrate. On Friday, okay, Friday, this coming Friday, the 17th, Krispy Cream, celebrating their 83rd birthday. They're going to give you a three dozen donuts from Krispy Cream on Friday as a birthday party.

Now, sure you have to buy a dozen, but you buy a dozen, they're going to give you a free dozen. So, I mean, it's better than nothing, right? Welcome to it. I did get some good news. Man, I scoured my spam file last night, and I mentioned one on my two in the fact. that segment with Pat this morning that I found in my spam file, an email, sincere greeting from China, Dear Sir or Madam, so it's directed right at me. Hello, we are a mask manufacturer from China.

Our masks include KN95 masks, disposable medical masks, N95 masks, medical surgical masks, etc. I believe our products will satisfy you. Looking forward to your reply, thank you. Man, am I glad I checked my spam file? Because, I mean, masks are so important in our lives that it's important to know that I've got access to these masks from this particular person or company in my spam file directed to me. I also, so since I'm hot on checking my spam file, I noticed that another email came in today in my spam file. And I am excited to share that with you. But first, let me give you some more good news for those of you living in pain.

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You take it and you realize, hey, I can move around and feel better than I actually was before I started taking the relief factor. And then if you run out, you realize, wow, my joints hurt. I can't really, what's going on? Why don't I feel that good? I can't really move as well as I was moving. Oh, that's right. I ran out of Relief Factor. And then you've got to go back to Relieffactor.com.

So don't do that. Get your three-week quick start for 1995. And let's get those relief factor pain medicine. It's not really medicine. You know what I'm saying? It's got four key ingredients that each help your body fight against inflammation. Now, it supports a healthy response to inflammation and decreases all the discomfort. All right.

So 100% botanical and fish oil product. It's really strange that it's not anything. I don't have to go to a pharmacist. All I have to go to is relieffactor.com. Huh. I know. Weird. But it works. Get the three-week quick start. 1995. Go to Relieffactor.com and find out, hey, I'm one of the 70% of people who are going to order more because this product actually works. Relieffactor.com. Get started on your three-week quick start today for only 19.5.5.com. Get started on your three-week quick start today for only 1995, Relieffactor.com.

And I'm not a doctor or a scientist, but it works on brown people. So, I mean, it doesn't matter what kind of body you have. It works. It works on my father. That's incredible. It works on me. Medicine and products that help inflammation from relief factor. And like I said, it's not really medicine.

but it is kind of. I mean, I feel like it is medicine because it does work. You're right. And what you're saying, though, and that's weird, because I didn't think about that right off the top. It doesn't matter what your skin color is. Huh. Right.

Weird. It's weird that a product would do that. There can't be more products like that in the world, can there? All right. Let me tell you about the other email I got. and I feel like I've had communication with this person before, but it's a different way for me to get a whole bunch of money. I'm kind of excited.

I know that I've gotten an email from Reem-E-Hal-Hashimi before, but I'm not sure that Reem-E-Hal-Hashimi was part of the Emirates Minister of State and managing director of the United Arab Emirates Dubai World Expo 2020 Committee. Not sure if Ream was part of that at the last time that he emailed me or she, because I just found out that Ream is a she. I'm writing you to stand as my partner to receive my share of gratification from foreign companies whom I helped during the bidding exercise towards the Dubai World Expo. a 2020 committee. And I also want to use this funds to assist coronavirus symptoms and causes.

Am a single Arab woman and serving as a minister, there is a limit to my personal income and investment level. And for this reason, I cannot receive such a huge sum back to my country or my personal account. So an agreement was reached with the foreign companies to direct the gratifications to an open beneficiary account with a financial institution where it will be possible for me to instruct further transfer of the fund to a third-party account for investment purpose, which is the reason I contacted you to receive the fund as my partner for investment in your country. Huh?

How lucky am I? How lucky am I? Now, the amount, according to Ream. is valued at 47,745,533 euros with a financial institution, waiting my instruction for further transfer to a destination account as soon as I have your information indicating interest to receive and invest the fund. I will compensate you with 30% of the total amount, and you will also get benefit from the investment. And if you can handle the fund in a good investment,

and I need to reply to Ream at a separate email account. Regards Ms. Ream. So, Chris, you know, nice working with you. Oh, you're out? I don't blame you, man. That email is so low. long that I fell asleep twice. Nice working with you. I'm out. Okay. I'm out. 30% of 47 million euros. That's what?

54 million, something like that, over 50 million American dollars. So I get 30% of that. Only counting American money. So I don't know what, what is it? Euro, Euro? I don't know what those are. Those are the one with a hole in the middle, like a triangle. Yeah, I'd freeze up like that. Yeah. There's a coin shortage. I don't know what works anymore and what. doesn't. So I don't know what to tell you. But I do know that once I get my 30% plus investment, I'm out. I'm done. Have a nice day. And if you get a lot, oh, hey, oh, something just kicked into my computer is blasting in my ears. Did that come across on the podcast? Nope. Wow, you missed out on the Beach Boys song who came blasting through.

All right, no problem. I just want to let you know, as I was wondering about millions of dollars. Harvey Weinstein had made a settlement with accusers for $19 million. And the judge said, no, you know what? No. Sorry. We're going to review the decision and determine their next steps, but it's not, you know, we don't know what to do. What's going to happen now?

19 million. The judge says, e, no, that's just not right. Sorry, we can't. That's not enough for these women. Really? Okay. No problem. And I see our girl, uh, Jelaine.

I believe it's G-H-I-S-L-A-I-N-E. That's G-H-I-N-E. That's G-Z-L-A-I-N-E. I'm sorry, it just is. Planned not guilty. And no bail. So, and her trial isn't until like July of next year. So she's in jail until then, through the trial. Wow. Have fun. Good luck, God bless. And they were talking about how she, has been moved from cell to sell. Different, nice to keep her safe. I mean, she's got to be the most guarded person in America today.

I mean, she gets a hang nail there taking care of her. So they got to do that now through the trial which starts in July. Wow. Doesn't that tell you that he was killed

the way that they treating her? Doesn't that tell you that he also was killed it does feel that way doesn't it absolutely it does feel that way although you know she would you know they would think you know on the flip side of that you think well you know he committed suicide so she's going to commit suicide

and you know not be murdered but commit suicide all right whatever you know whatever you say you know it's just uh they were look she's got they said they claim that she's got uh over a dozen accounts with I think 15 or 20 million in it, you know, in all those accounts. She has three passports. She's citizens in a couple different countries. I mean, would she flee to another country that would not bring her back to the United States?

I would if I was her. That would if I was her. No problem. I'm out. Just get me out of here. Give me bail. I mean, they're letting everybody else out because of COVID-19. So maybe that's their argument, right?

Everybody else is gone. She'll be safe. No problem. But no, she does not get bail. She's in jail now. Foof. And that is tough to take. That is tough to take.

And apparently, this is, you know, this was reported that she bowed down her head and wiped away a tear when the bail was denied. so you know she feels bad. So I told you about three or four months ago when we first started locking down and then we started talking about contact tracing and we talked about the apps that are open that they're trying to get you to, you know, just do it yourself. And so we can know where you've been and who you've talked to and so that if someone gets sick, we can reach out to you and tell you that you needed to be locked down. Well, now in Africa, we have a, it's

called the a biometric digital identity platform. Yay. It's called the trust stamp. And it is introduced in low income remote communities because we wanted, you know, get it started right. And it's in a private partnership between Bill Gates and the Gavi Vaccine Alliance, MasterCard and the AI-powered identity authentication, authentication, right, I can't even speak, authentication company trust stamp. All right. So it's a wellness pass,

a digital vaccination record and identity system that is also linked to MasterCard's Click to Play system that powered by its AI and machine learning technology called New Data, Mastercard, in addition to professing its commitment to promoting centralized recordkeeping of childhood immusation, also describes itself as a leader toward a world beyond cash. And its partnership with Gabi marks a novel approach towards linking a biometric digital identity system, vaccination records, and a payment system into a single cohesive platform. Doesn't that sound nice? Yes, it does. A trust stamp.

see where there's a new thing now called CoVPass, Covipass. Okay, it's the most secure, and this is their website, covipass.com, it's a digital health passport, secure, ethical, trusted. Covipas is arguably the world's most secure, decentralized, digital health passport that verifies and authenticate health credential. COVID pass gives everybody the ability and peace of mind to return to work, travel and socialize, knowing that their test status is healthy. COVID pass. Why don't we just get, just chip me, just put a chip in me.

Let's go. You know, just put the chip in me. We're going to mess around with, you know, my new passport that's a COVID passport that has all my information that can be scanned. or we're going to have the trust stamp with my MasterCard card that swipes with all my information. This put the chip in me. We're so close to that now. And we're going to let it happen.

We're going to let it happen. It's going and it's just going to happen. Oh, you know what? This Kobe Pass is so bulky. We've got to print little booklets and scan. Well, you know, it'd just be easier if we just give you the COVID pass chip. Wouldn't that just be easier? Yeah. Why do we need to call it a trust stamp with a card?

Now, you don't want to carry around a silly card to be swiped around with your little trust stamp. No. No. No, we need to just put a chip in you and it'll be done. And you know what? You can pay for it. We're already out of coins. So you might as well just start to be all cashless. And the chip will take care of it all. Just put it in your little. little risk there and be done with it. Okay. Okay. Good. And don't you feel better now and safer and more secure in your life with your COVID pass chip? Of course you do. It's coming. It is coming. Wow. You know what else is coming? It feels, feels like we're getting ready to lock

this Texas state down again. If that happens, holy cow, get ready for a lot of people being angry. Get ready for it. It does not feel good. I know it's just feelings and I'm supposed to block out. Just worry about feelings. It's already, you know, you have the mask mandate and we're keeping people safe and social distance. so we should be fine.

If that's true, then why does it feel like we want to lock it down? And I will say, just as a side note, I went in and I did Pat Unleash today. And for those of you listening live the 15th of July 2020, I did a segment for, what's Stu's stupid show again? What's he called it again? I don't know what today's title is, but I know Stu does America. America. That's... No, yes, it does America. I couldn't remember the name of his show.

And he... I did a segment on his show, and we talked a little bit about it feeling like it was getting close to, you know, locking down again. And I drove... I'd come back to the bunker, come back to the house, and places... It's a Wednesday. And I mean, the box stores are packed. I mean, the people are... The shelves are going to be...

empty again. What is going on? This is insane. And there's a increase one more time of toilet paper. People are fine toilet paper. Like, is that going to be the new currency after COVID-19? So I want to buy a car. I have 18,000 rolls of toilet paper. Can you take those?

Half of them is double ply. The other one is like that good, cushy one from Charming. it's charming no charmed it's not charming but charming but charmin but yes I mean why not right I mean everybody's got to have it

or use it unless you know you have the bidet which I should have put in dumb of me not to have put in I've got to have one I've got to have one that's it is just it we've got to save money on toilet paper and put in a bidet I want one and you can get the portable one

I was like I was looking head him. Wait, how often are you have to wipe your butt that you're going to save lots of money by switching to a bidet? Well, I mean, we have multiple people living in the house. Oh, now you're going to change. Okay. I just wanted it in my bathroom. I don't care. And it doesn't, and often, what's it to you? I don't know. You know? How many squares? Oh, a lot. Dude, three max. Three max.

Oh, stop it. If you need more than three, you definitely need a break. We're not in the military, my friend. It isn't White Square. No, this isn't Marines Ellis Island. Sorry. Or not that Elis Island. What is the Marine?

Ellis, it's Marines, Paris Island. It's not Paris Island. Ellis Island is the other one. The one in New York. Ellis Island is, yeah, in New York, really. you know, the immigrants come in. You're lucky to get a square there, too, come to think of it, so never mind.

Now, of course, you use more than three squares. Oh, my gosh. This is America. Man, we waste. Are you kidding me? That's why you need the bidet. So you don't use it like that.

So, speaking of that end of the body, did you see the new Burger King ad that dropped yesterday talking about cow farts and how important cows not farting improve the world and make Burger King hamburgers better and they hired this kid. You remember Mason? Now, the kid's name is Mason Ramsey. Lord I don't know what I do All I do is that's I high, hi, holl all that last song did

She said goodbye Well, I do you, she's got that kind of love and Lauddy Such a beautiful dream I've grown so used to you somehow Lottie Sugar Daddy Love's a blue Well I'm in love

Why'd you cut them off? That's fantastic. But she don't care about me. But she just wouldn't stay. So now, you know, I'm talking about. Somehow. That's fantastic. Now, his mom filmed him doing that.

This is how much cinnamon it takes to drop blood sugar. Why do I care about cinnamon and blood sugar? I don't. Well, you know, talking to two fat guys. Oh, okay. Our blood sugar is probably not in the healthiest right now. So that video right now, as it stands, only has 74 million views. Unbelievable.

That video alone got this kid a record contract. Yep. I mean, it's awesome. And it was great. So Burger King decides that they're going to promote cows eating lemongrass. And they claim the new ad has been, you know, it's posted across all their media networks. And I find it interesting that they claim, you know, all this stuff about the, the cows and they're, you know, eating and they're farting less.

Then I see there was one person that quote tweeted the Burger King tweet that said, Can't say I love the video, but we participated in the U.S. part of the research. my brilliant grad student at Honan Mallory, Mallory, H-O-N-A-N-M-A-L-L-R-Y, worked hard on it. Our Mexican colleagues found a 33% reduction, but not in our study. Oh, it turns out our Fresno-sourced lemongrass was not quite the same as Mexican. So the numbers are a little skewed to what they're trying to make people believe. Plus, it isn't really going to be at every Burger King, right? It's only going to be at, you know, a small percentage of restaurants in L.A., Portland,

Austin, Miami, and New York City. And that's going to be reduced methane emissions beef. When cows fart and burpen splatter, well, an ain't. No laughing matter they're releasing methane every time they do. And then map to the atmosphere and pollutes our planet warming beings. It's a greenhouse gas that'll trap the suns eat and change our climate too. Gee, is it hot in here or is it just me? So to change our emissions bird, he went on a mission, test and diets,

I would help reduce their farts That's a start Hey, cow's ingestion Hadding the land and grass Oh hey And to stop proving My kind of ain't farting Must be me

Ah I need to tell you Uh Wow Wow Burger King What are you doing? Come on

Come on It's Burger King We're not going to Burger King For the Methane Emission beef. Sorry. It's just not happening.

Yes, I'd like the flame broiled reduced methane emissions beef please. No. But Walter Ramsey, the kid, got to love him. We might as well go to the break room. I need a drink of ice cold water.

Nothing like ice cold water in the break room. NBC, Peacock Streaming Service launches today. So I don't know if you're going to get your free pass. Did you have it? Did you download it? Did you? No.

So it's really interesting, Fisher, because we've been covering this for a while. Yeah, we have. And remember all the stories said that it have a ad and a non-ad subscription, correct? Remember that? And according to this, they have a free section. Now they have a free section, and that's the one that I have. And it's not too shabby at all. Okay.

The content that I thought I will have to pay for, like the new movie for Syke, Psych 2, Last He Comes Home, I could watch it on my... Wait, why are you laughing? No, no. No, not laughing at all. I don't know why you think I'm laughing. Why are you laughing at my Psych 2?

No. No, no, no, no. With my two very best detectives from Santa Barbara police department. I love Syke when it first came out. I'm not laughing at all. I don't like that qualifier at the end when the first came out. I tell me that they have ruined the franchise of Syke. It's possible that they...

No. Did you watch the Christmas special that they did? But that's just me. The Christmas Sing-A-Long special? That was great. Oh, you're not a true fan. Anyways, back to Psych 2, Last In Comes Home movie. You could watch it without pain.

Now there's some seasons, the original content, where they allow you to watch the first two episodes. Yeah, because they want you to buy. I get it. So you can get the with ads, five bucks a month, $4.99. We can't give change. No, no point. And then you get the premium ad free for $10 a month.

Too much. $7.99. Boy, no kidding. $4 and $7. It should be $4 and $7. They expect. This is what they're expecting. 30 to 35 million monthly active accounts.

Nope. Is that going to happen for NBC? Can you call Quibi and see how they're doing? Yeah, no kidding. No kidding. Did you see? So here's a quiz for I got a quiz for you. I know we're, we're, we'll get, we'll get back.

I mean, we talk streaming wars on this podcast a lot and we'll get back to NBC. We'll see how they're doing here in the next few days, how close. they're getting to that 30 to 35 million monthly active accounts. And even if they do, you know, with their, I know how they're qualifying it with their monthly active accounts. It would be interesting to see how many of those are free and then onto the premium that are paying. Exactly. And then how many of those are the ones because they're giving it to two different companies.

If you have Cox and another company, you get it for free, right? You get it for free. You get the ones with ads for free, right? I don't know which one you get for free, but you're giving it already. So in my opinion, you don't count those because those people already giving you money for, you know, the land people, the cable people. So it doesn't count. So a couple of things I want to say. Congratulations to Apple.

They, I know, I don't know if we mentioned it on this podcast, but I talked about it on Chewing the Fat segment. on Pat on Leish, that they are almost worth $2 trillion. And they're just a little bit closer to that today, because they just won against the European Union for a $14.8 billion tax bill. So that tax bill to the European Union that they were trying to charge Apple, the court said no.

They don't know that. So congratulations to Apple by inching, just a tad closer to that $2 trillion worth. But I have a quiz for you to see how much streaming you watch. Okay. All right? You ready? Do I participate or is this for the audience?

Yeah, I want you to tell me what streaming service a particular show is on. And if, you know, there's eight, there's eight shows and we'll see, you know, how much streaming you watch. Okay. I'm ready. So I'll give you the show. You tell me what stream. service it's on.

Got it. All right. Avatar, the last airbender. Netflix. Most dangerous game. Quibi. Parks and Recreation. Peacock.

The Simpsons. Hulu. No, I'm sorry. Disney. Ooh. The Simpsons. That's almost like touching a chess piece. Sorry, sorry, sorry.

South Park. HBO Max. Rami. Rami. Hulu? C. S-E. Oh, yeah, that's Apple Plus.

Twilight Zone. CBS All-A-S-L-A-Sys. We'll say 100% for you. You like too much TV. Coming from the guy that all we talk about TV. You know those two, right? I saw this quiz today and I thought, who doesn't know this?

Right? That's like asking me, you know, what? What is your date of birth and your social security number? Like, pretty easy. Really, really fun. I may have stumbled a little bit like you on a couple of these. Yeah.

You know, you think about the Simpsons in South Park. Yeah, because the Simpsons, I wanted to say Hulu, which I did. But that was because if you want to watch the, you know,

the weekly, when they get updated when they're on season, they go to Hulu. Disney owns the whole franchise now. Right. But I love it. I love that quiz. I really like that quiz. Now I feel like so smart.

Like go ahead and give me, give me an equation and I can figure it out. It doesn't feel like, hey, I don't watch any at too much TV. It feels like I know the shows. Of course I do. I know. And by the way, stop it. We've been on lockdown. If you do not know where those shows are from, you have not been doing lockdown properly.

But Jeffrey, did you see, since we're talking about streaming wars, Did you see that Queby were no longer, Quibi's no longer here. No longer what? Quibi is there, but it's no longer there. Oh, I know. They dropped 30%. Oh, because everybody's 90 days were up. The 90 days were up and nobody signed up again.

Yeah, and I was one of those. Oh, me too. I struggled with that. Wait, you struggled with that? Because with dropping them. Why? I keep, well, because I just, I mean, I, I like, the idea of having it and I like the idea of a lot of their shows but a lot of their shows they

were not adding shows that that I liked exactly and the shows that we watched like dummy Reno 911 most dangerous games the the cop one all the shows I was done with them in 20 minutes yeah and then I wanted more right and they're like no you're not supposed to watch this as you sit at the house you idiot this is when you go to the doctor stores for the dental I know that. And so that's why I think, you know, they, and remember when they first launched it, you couldn't watch it on the TV, and then they changed that. And they changed that, yep.

I mean, of course, and they should have changed the whole thing or not launched it and just said, hey, this is a back to normal app. You know, you need to download the app and we'll give you these shows for free. Here you go. These shows are free. But, you know, if you're going to, if you want to start watching all our shows, you're going to pay and they're not there for in between times i just sort of worked on their marketing all again i feel and then here's here's the timeline you're talking about so airplay became available may 25th and then

the google com chromecast uh whatever you call that that came on june nine and mcgain imbrez the head of brand and marketing left the company two weeks after it launched and the top executive are taking a 10% salary cut. Well, and you know, they took a big hit because they gave a lot of the stars way too much money because they had all this money. I mean, what's her name? What's her name that did the voice work for the stupid lion show? Oh, Witherspoon.

Reese Witherspoon. Yes, Reese Witherspoon. Her husband is the guy that's in charge of the talent. Yeah. So, I mean, the people that work there are like, is she really worth $6 million for that? that, Fisher, you had Christa Tegan, the new pedophile. Horrible. Have you found that story?

I saw the headline. I haven't read it now. Okay, fascinating. Jeffie, I read it last night, about 3 o'clock in the morning. I could not go to sleep. And I kid you not. I was like, that's why I don't like her. I knew.

I knew. Fisher, let's put into perspective real quick. I am so bad at myself. for not reading this story. Fisher. Fisher, me and you had a thing

for Christy Tegan and not the thing that everybody's like oh, she's the best thing in the

world. Fisher, after I read the story, after I've read all the conspiracy theories, after I went down

the rabbit hole of pizza gate and Jeffrey Epstein Fisher, she has so much information which is why she is everywhere. She has

kissed the ring. It makes sense. Yes, it does. It makes sense why Quibi paid her. So they raised, Quibi raised, I just saw it, $1.75 billion in fundings from Disney, WarnerMedia, Sony, NDBC, Universal, and V. com, CBS. And out of those $1.75 billion, a billion dollars went straight to Chrissy Tegan. They gave her a billion?

No, they didn't. But. They gave her whatever they paid her was too much. Yes, we watched the show. It was a dumb show. And she brought in the whole family So you know she was getting a cut for all of them Yes exactly

Even mom, daughter, son Husband, Egot member And the show was horrible Retarded This show was retarded I'm sorry but tomorrow We'll get into Christy Teagan Because I'm gonna apologize to

The Cheney the Fat audience I have now read it And as much love Slash dislike I have for her. I apologize, but we will discuss it tomorrow. Download and subscribe to more content at the blaze.com slash podcasts. Yesterday we talked a little bit about how the companies, the big major players, are breaking into India. And we found out today that Google is now announced investing nearly $5 billion

with the country's largest telecom operator to develop an entry-level affordable smartphone. So, I mean, everybody wants a piece of the India pie. And tomorrow, we got to, we'll dig into Christy Teigen, no problem. I cannot wait to delve into what's going on with her. I mean, we already know that it's going to be good. we also have the Nick Cannon story. He's claiming Viacom swindled him out of things. He demands, he's demanding an apology from Viacom.

And they're claiming, he said he reached out to the head people in Viacom, Viacom saying, no, he didn't. So that war will be ongoing. We'll get into that. Those stories deserve a lot more. Oh, no. So for the second or third. day in a row because when CTF records

news happens. We have breaking news. We do, Jeff Fisher. We do. We have breaking news. This is hot from the CTF newsroom. Coming in a half, do-dood-do-do-do-do-do-do-do. Presidential candidate Kanye West has dropped

from his 2020 presidential bid. Oh, no. According to a new report from the Intelligencer, a get-out the vote specialist by the name Steve Kramer claims Wes is already out after the GZ founder

hired both paid and volunteer staff to help him secure signatures in Florida and South Carolina to get him on the ballot. And I believe today was the deadline day for those signatures to

get him on the ballot which they missed. Yes. Soar says that who wants to remain anonymous so we will keep his name Bob. Bob says that they were higher for $5,000 to help West gather

signatures in Florida to meet the state's ballot deadline, which is July 15, aka Tax Day. AKA Today, if you're listening live. Yeah, aka Tax Day. The outlet also claimed that he needed 132,781 valic signature in less than a week.

and he did not. Couldn't pull it off. For five grand, they couldn't pull it off. Kanye, I could have done it for you, bro. And I would have cost a little bit more than five grand, but I would have done it for you at the time. And that's a little cheap. A little cheap.

You just signed a big deal. You could have spent a little cash. You know, I don't know. Maybe stop buying refrigerators if you're really serious about becoming the next president of the United States. That's the wife's money. That's not his. Oh, that's not his money?

No, that's the wife's money. She's looking pretty close to a billion now too. No, I was able to go to Florida real quick, jump on my plane on Spirit Airlines and get some quotes from the staff. And I got one quote that says, disappointed. And then I got another quote that says, nothing good or bad to say about Kanye West. It's interesting. That's sad news that Kanye is out. Now, he may still say that while he may still say that while he.

missed the deadline on these states to get on the ballot that you could still write him in. Oh, yeah, you can write Mickey Mouse, Kanye West, Goofy, Kanye West. So he can still get, you know, still make some noise and take some votes away. And I found it interesting that some of the experts are now saying what you heard first here on chewing the fact that Kanye, well, it's possible, you know, he could take some votes away from President Trump. But we were thinking that he could take those. votes away from Joe Biden, but it's possible he could be taking them away from Joe Biden. No kidding.

That was what? Okay. That's the breaking news. Because when CTF records, news happens. Thanks to Chris Cruz, our man on the street. Wow. We even have an ending now. I like that. Enough to go through the whole open again as the close. I like it. A couple of emails, chewing the fat at the blaze.com. Uh, South Dakota State Fair. still on, as well as the local Sioux Empire Fair, including the rodeo and concerts. Bethany is letting us know what's going on. We talked about some of the state fairs being canceled. I would love, we have to find out more about the Sioux Empire Fair.

I want to know exactly what happens at the Sioux Empire Fair. Bethany also said that she attended the drive-in theater concert of Garth Brooks a few weeks ago. Yeah, how was that? In Minnesota, just a normal drive-in. She said cars were parked right next to each other, not like the Live Nation drive-through drive-in concerts. Yeah, but if you knew the car, shut up. I don't recall seeing any face masks.

You could walk up to get beer and burgers. They encourage the use of an online ordering app. Oh, that's cool. They would bring you your food to your car, but very few people used it. Oh, what the hell? Come on. That's so cool.

But the Live Nation concerts that went on this past weekend. Yeah, yeah. They were, you know, tailgating and it looked like they, I mean, they've filled those lots. A lot of people there. You know, I'm starting to like how the technology and the companies are trying to adapt. Like we talked about Walmart, you know, now doing drive-ins. You know, they're going to rent the parking lot to do drive-ins. And then you got epic-center, epic theater doing just driving movies.

You got all these, you know, Uber Eats, scrub hub. This is the perfect chance if you had an idea of some kind of contactless technology. This is it. Did you see the drone that is in Virginia, one of the cities in Virginia that is delivering books to kids from the library? I mean, that's, you know, good for them. Is it dropping the books out of the kids' head? No, it can be bigger than, I think they said like 50-something pages. So it can only be like the little books.

So the librarian puts it on this little basket. The drone goes up. But you also have to be within the radius of the library. So maybe like what? You know, three kids. Three kids are getting, you know, their books. You know, they're piss. They're like, damn it to summer.

I should not be reading. I'll tell you what. I'm going to put out there in the neighborhood app. You know, did you see, if you need any kind of medication, I'll send it to you via my drone. I mean, we're going to have drug dealers delivering dope with their drones all over America, which is probably already happened. I was going to say, drugs across the border with the drones. So why not deliver them to the neighborhoods with your drones?

I mean, I love the fact that they're actually doing it. Yeah. It just needs to be available to more people. Yeah. Yeah, and by the way, the drone technology is not there. My drone only lasts 15 minutes of flight time, and it takes about two hours to recharge. So the- Amber's drone, the main photography drone, I think you're good for 25 minutes. Yeah, they're very, very little charge time, especially if you're like, if they're on standby where you just have it floating, of course it'll take.

for a while, but if you're going back and forth and pick it, I haven't picked up a book, it's going to drain the battery even faster. Right. But the drone technology is not there yet. Well, drone technology for you and me. Okay. I'm happy. I am so happy that you included me on that.

I feel welcomed. I want to thank you. Oh, yeah. You're welcome. Also another email talking about, uh, talking about, uh, the podcast about the census cowboy. I think it would make more sense for the mayor of Chicago to say, fill out your census forms,

or we will. She can't say that. But of course, they're going to do that. You can count on it. She needs it bad. And he also reminds us that if you don't want Greg Abbott as your governor, Illinois will trade you J.B.

Prisker and Mayor Lightfoot for him. I know. That's what I'm saying. People are all wound up and happen, and he's still the frontrunner in front of all these duches. I don't, I mean, Texas is a weird place, man. I don't know, but I need to get his butt out of his butt, I mean, his head out of his butt. Wait. Yeah, sorry.

I'm so mad about him. Are you really? Yes, Fisher, yes. Why? He's bending the knee to the rage mob. But not all the way. way. Yeah.

Exactly. I didn't know he could be such a pushover. I know he's a wheelchair and he's always being pushed around, but like, dude, stand up for yourself. Wow. Wow. You went there with the wheelchair. Okay.

All right. Well, I mean, if we're going to make the, we're going to use those jokes, I mean, can he stand up for himself? Did you see? Isn't he really just a pushover? Did you see? We talked about. about it yesterday.

No, that's stop. The rest of you write your own joke. Email them to chewing the fat at the blaze.com. We'll read them and we'll send you a big

LOL. I think, I think. I don't think he's I think the people that are so wound up at him like let's say someone comes to the top of my mind

chapbrather who is now said he's going to run for governor he's so mad at him. that I think that they're mad, they're pre-mad. They're kind of like, you know, he's appearing to bend the knee, and they're even pissed about that. Because you're not even supposed to appear to bend the knee here in Texas. They're upset that he's, you know,

taking the pre-bending posture. Because it's starting to look like he is going to bend the knee. And it does look like he's going to bend it all the way. And if that happens, Oh, and I have a feeling, Fisher, that me and you tomorrow will not be talking. Really? Yep. I feel that he's going to bend the need tonight, and tomorrow morning we'll wake up to another lockdown.

But why wouldn't we still talk? I don't know. I just wanted to say that sounded kind of cool. It hurt my feelings. I don't know. You know, I was thinking also, we have got to, we're going to do it. I can't, even if we're close to being locked down. I know you, for some reason, have to take a COVID test.

Yeah. And we're going to film it for the actual test. And then the finding out of whether you're guilty or not guilty or sick and not sick. and we'll make that into a YouTube video. But I was thinking we were going to do that. We'll just take care of some business on the air today. I was thinking that we were going to do that here. And we just do that on camera.

You stay over there. You will say, I stay over here. You after you go to a COVID wedding, you don't want me to come over. that's what it is that's exactly what it is I mean why are you taking this test because yeah

we just will save that for the video but I have a feeling and you don't have to correct me but I'm going to say what's coming to my mom right now that you talk to your wife and she said hell now

and then you're trying to save face now by saying, let's do it like this. I have no idea what you're talking about. I don't know why you would even think something like that. Oh my gosh. Just don't talk. Because I can see your hand.

I don't know what you're talking about. Anyway, thanks for listening to Chewing the Fadden. You know, it was just, that was the send it there. We sent it there. I could give you more emails. I've got happy emails. We're going to start doing it. We're going to do that.

I'm going to give you some of the happy emails. Gosh, darn it. Is that going to be before? I'll leave you one with Jason. The happy moment in life. One from Jason, my best moment in life is when I regained my freedom after three years in prison.

The anticipation was immense. The satisfaction as I walked out of the gate was immediate, and I feel like my freedom and liberties mean much more to me now after having lost everything. Love the show. Take care of yourself. Now whether that's true or not,

I don't know. I have a question. That's his name? Thank you. Jason. Jason, what did you do? Because I don't want convicts or ex-cons be listening to this program. A, you can want or not want that all you want. I feel uncomfortable right now.

I don't care. I feel uncomfortable that we have an ex-con listen to the show. What did he do? And is he registered? Jason and anyone else listening still in prison? have been removed from prison because of coronavirus or actually gotten out of prison and done your time. You are welcome.

You are welcome at the chewing the fat table any damn day. Oh, and one more sentence from Jason in his email to Chewing the Fat of the Blaze.com. P.S. Lockdowns are unconstitutional. Mass resist. Again, you're welcome at the chewing the fat table any day.