Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 418 | Mandatory Masks Wearing in Walmart & Twitter Gets Hacked
Episode Date: July 16, 2020New day and new stories like lotto winner wins two million dollars after he was given the wrong ticket. Walmart will mandate customers to wear masks if they want to purchase things inside the store. W...almart has also created a new job "Health Ambassadors" that will be checking for compliance from customers. Texas sunflowers are back and people are here to take pictures. Jeffy has a couple of quizzes for Kris Cruz and things get spicy. Twitter gets hacked and disable blue check accounts. This Week Sponsor: Get your life back with Relief Factor and its 3-Week Quick Start for only $19.95. If you are in pain, what have you got to lose? Go to https://www.relieffactor.com Subscribe on YouTube Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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And now, a Blaze Media podcast.
Welcome to it.
It is chewing the fat.
Yes, podcast hosted by Mois, Jeff Fisher.
I have a story that is proof positive that you either keep it or it's a new setup from a business.
So a Detroit man, given a wrong lottery ticket, decides to keep it.
It's worth $2 million.
He took the cash payout, $1.3 million.
not bad for a scratch-off.
He said he stopped at a gas station in Michigan to put air in his tire, needed change.
Good thing there was change available for the air machine.
And then he said, hey, you know, give me one of those $10 lucky seven scratch-off tickets.
The clerk, by mistake, in parentheses, handed him a $20 ticket.
And he said, oh, oh, oh, I'll exchange it.
And I'll exchange it.
sorry, sorry, sorry.
And the guy said, nah, I'll keep it.
And it was worth $2 million.
Now, I've always said when they give you a wrong ticket,
whether it be a scratch-off or, you know, Powerball or Mega, you keep it.
But this leads me to believe that this is a new way for the gas station attendance
to make a couple extra bucks, right?
The guy comes in and says, give me one of those $10 tickets.
And you give them a $20 one.
Odds are the guy's going to keep it, right?
you know you are i am and so you've just you just upsoed them and so i would say be careful be careful
because you could you could be being had by these gas station attendants and we don't want that
here at chewing the fat welcome all right we have so much uh to get to i i honestly i could you know
we might have both just do the chewing the fat podcast of the for the
day, not just of the day, for the day. It's incredible. Every day, there's more news. And I'll tell you
another thing, just off the top of my head, as I'm sitting down here today, and I'm thinking about
what I want to talk to you about, you know, what, you know, means a lot to me. And I think I've,
I've absolutely had it with the mask wearing thing. I really have. I'm tired of being told that it's the
companies, you know, individual companies' rights can decide whether you wear a mask or not.
And, you know, we got the news that now, you know, the big news was, of course, you know, Walmart
and Sam's clubs are going to be mandatory come Monday.
It's been mandatory for employees.
It's been mandatory for customers in specific areas around the country.
But now it doesn't matter.
Any Walmart, any Sam's Club employees and customers must wear a mask to show.
there. I have absolutely had it. Why aren't these companies saying, hey, we're making it mandatory if they
believe in it that our employees wear the masks, but we believe in American individual choice
so that our customers can decide. We certainly believe that it's best that they wear a mask,
but we're not going to force them to wear a mask. Yet they're all.
bowing down and I cannot take much more.
You know, I don't know what I'm going to do about it, but something is going to happen.
Yesterday I went to Kroger because I needed to buy some stuff and Kroger.
Is that why you go to Kroger?
No, I should go to Kroger to meet the prostitute.
Oh, okay.
All right.
It was because I needed some stuff and I would say that perhaps the prostitutes are more stuff.
Anyway, go ahead.
Okay, but I went there because I thought, you know, Governor Abbott was going to do something stupid, which we'll talk off air.
But you have to wear a mask in order to come in.
I was so pissed.
And I only have one mask for myself and was me and Milo.
We went to the store.
And Milo's like, oh, I guess I'll stay in the car.
I'm like, no, we're going to come in.
Fisher, Milo was the only human being.
in a store without a mask.
There's other kids with masks.
And when if someone was going to be like,
and I had to interact with two employees,
they didn't say anything.
But if I had to interact with employee
and then tell me,
hey, why is you not wearing a mask?
I'm like, he can't wear one.
Sorry.
Good luck.
Good luck that counting.
Yeah.
I mean, if you,
I'm really considering printing out
all the stores that I shop at.
This is actually what I think I'm going to do.
I'm going to print out the company
rules so that when I go in and look I haven't been going in and I will wear a mask I got no
problem with that what I have a problem with is being told I have and I and that's the conversation
because you know this household until yesterday did not support companies that mandate is
face wearing masks okay but Fisher it is getting very very very
very difficult to stand your ground.
I know.
Like now we have our store.
Walmart is saying you have to wear a mask.
Kroger, you have to wear a mask.
I'm going to see what Save a Lot is doing.
Oh no, you guys don't call it Save a Lot here.
Aldi, I want to Save a lot.
It's Florida.
Shout out to Florida.
Save a lot.
I want to see what Aldi is doing that is around the corner here.
But like, I just don't like to be told what to do.
Well, and look, that's the thing, right?
I was, I get it.
I really do.
I understand it.
And I also, I was okay with the, well, you know, companies have the right.
They're private companies.
They can do what they want.
Yes.
Why aren't they standing up for individual freedom?
I don't.
Last time I check, it's so interesting because, you know, that famous quote from that radio
host that write books and loves guns, I feel like.
I hate that radio host.
Oh my gosh.
You do?
You use her quote a lot, especially in this dark times.
Oh, that radio host.
Yeah, that radio host.
Oh, okay.
But I feel like, I don't know if it's because, I don't know,
but I feel like everybody is bending the knee so hard, so hard that.
They sure are.
Like, for example, Fisher, did you see the story that just came out of Austin about,
I'm so frustrated.
The state of Texas today had to remove 3,400 cases from its COVID-19 positive case count
because the San Antonio Health Department was reporting probable, in quotations, probable cases
for people never actually being tested as confirmed cases.
Of course, that's happening all over the country.
And are there cases?
Absolutely.
there are cases. Are people getting sick?
Absolutely. But we're getting
I'm not sure
why
what the thinking is
that makes
it okay to
false report. I really
I'm confused at that point.
And I just had a conversation about that
literally before the show because
that news just broke so I took a screenshot
and Autumn asked me that same
questions like I don't I'm like
chaos.
They want to create fear, chaos.
I might be hanging out around Glenn and reading his stupid books too much,
but I honestly do believe that they're trying to cause this mass control chaos.
Which gets them the control.
Which gives them the control.
And it's so sad to think that way.
And if you're not thinking that way, you're not an American because, come on.
That's our way of thinking.
I know.
I know.
Look, and that's my whole point.
And I didn't mean to get into this.
I don't want to get into this whole
thing, although it's almost
I can't help it. I just really
am frustrated with
companies, American
companies that have now
decided because they can,
I get it, make
everyone wear a mask, including
employees and customers.
Okay? So
maybe Walmart
is thinking long game
on their end, right? We talked
a little bit yesterday about them, you know, opening their new service, right?
Their new subscription service.
Yes.
And so they want, they've made it, they've made it easier to order goods online and go and
pick it up, which I, you know, I use.
So, you know, I get it.
I mean, maybe that's their long game.
We make everybody wear a mask and people will have to use our subscription service or use
our, you know, delivery service where, you know, we give you the stuff online.
And right now they're not making any money extra for the online shopping, right?
No, they order online.
If they have the product, they get it for you.
And they bring it to your car.
I'm really surprised that they don't charge you for that.
Yes.
And then another thing, too, I guess is good news out of this whole mass mandate from Walmart is that they listen to this program.
I don't doubt that.
Walmart listened to this program because yesterday they announced.
the health ambassadors.
Yeah.
That's right.
Yes.
And I don't want to,
Jeffrey,
what do we have in this show?
I mean,
it's amazing.
We have CTF ambassadors
from,
but they're doing a little bit wrong.
But I wanted to go back
and because a lot of people
were complaining at Walmart.
And I saw one of the,
one of the Walmart help responding.
And the lady said,
What if I can't wear a mask because of asthma and it will create an asthma?
That's my whole point.
Yeah, exactly.
Walmart replied back with, well, the health ambassador will be able to dictate how that person can shop.
What?
Wait.
Okay.
So the health ambassador is all power.
So the health ambassador that sits in the front with a black polo shirt.
Nice
We'll say
So let's say
Jeff Fisher comes and say
Hey here's my doctor's note
I can't wear this
I have asthma
Well I can't even get a doctor's note
As a side note
I mean we literally
I was with my wife
At an online doctor's visit
Okay
With our doctor
Okay
And the only reason I was with it
Is because I hadn't seen our doc in a while
And I wanted to say hello
Because he's actually become a friend
And I like I want to say hi
And I wanted to
He was
hiss that he hadn't seen me in a while, both medically and personally.
But how much are you paying this doctor?
I said, hi. I'm sorry?
How much are you paying this doctor?
Because if the doctor said, hey, Fisher, I haven't seen you now while, but like, not medically,
but like, man, when are we hanging out?
Like, what are you doing for this doctor?
Is it a male or female?
I believe that this person identifies as a male.
Okay.
That could have changed.
I hadn't seen him in a while.
Anyway,
we were,
she's,
she's having her doctor visit online.
Okay.
And she asked him,
hey,
can I get you,
your office to give me a,
you know,
a note that I can carry around.
Eh,
nah,
we don't do that.
We can't do that.
There's nothing,
there's nothing that we have
that can make that done.
Wait.
What?
That is very interesting
because,
okay,
so you did it.
It didn't work.
I'm going to call my doctor and I want to see because I want to see why he tells me.
Because I'm very curious about that.
Okay.
So there's no way, right?
And even if you had a note, okay, most of these companies don't care.
It doesn't matter.
You know, they're going to say so.
You have to wear a mask.
I'm told you have to everybody has to wear a mask.
Well, okay.
Well, now maybe with the health.
ambassador. Those of you watching live on 716, 2020, you know, you can see me making the quotation
marks with the health ambassador. You know, maybe you'll get that taken care of. Yeah. But I really,
I'm honestly going to print out all their rules on the companies that I frequent, you know,
that this household frequents. And I'm going to print out their rules so I can highlight,
it says I get to go in if I have a health issue. Okay. So are you going to be,
use the like the seven to eight in the morning that you can come in
why would I why would I do that because usually those stores that we frequent
that we frequent that we frequent they have I think it's like seven to eight in the
morning a couple times a week yeah that's the unhealthy well not unhealthy
the at-risk people I know what you were saying shut up I haven't I have not done that
no. That's smart though. I would like to know what they say.
Me too. I would like to know what they say. So get to it. Me too. So I'm honestly going to do that.
I really have had it just to wrap it up. I really have had it with the companies. Why I'm really
angry that these companies haven't said we believe in America and we believe that our customers
will make the right choice. We as a company.
company have decided that our employees must wear a mask for our customer safety and for theirs,
but most importantly, our customer safety.
And if our customers feel safer by wearing a mask, we encourage it.
But we are not going to, we're not going to mandate it because we believe in America.
And I'm really sick of these companies not doing that.
It really pisses me off.
And they're doing it just because they don't want the controversy.
I know you said this was the last thought for you
But do you think and we could end it
I know because I know we talk and we just go on and on and on
But do you also think we have remember we had the lawyer
A couple of weeks ago that talked about getting sued
If an employee do you think this is a
Pre-Wmart does not want to get sued if they catch from another customer
Because that's the only that's the only that's the only that's the only that's the only
way I can make it sense in my head.
I mean, it's possible simply because, right, I believe that the only reason that these
companies are putting their disclaimer, their health disclaimer in their rules is so they
don't, you know, people don't sue them.
Yeah.
Because they have to have the health disclaimer in that, right?
Yes. Yes.
They don't follow it.
No.
Because the people who have the health issues don't sue them because they were like, well,
they just won't let me shop there and, you know, I'll go somewhere else or I'll send in my
son or I'll send in my husband.
And I just, you know, I won't, I won't go myself.
Well, really, those people should sue.
Yes.
Well, for example.
Okay, yesterday I visited the neighbor.
She just got back from Colorado.
She went to Colorado to visit family.
She lives in Texas.
Her mom lives in North Carolina.
They all, Bamboni plague now.
They all went and they saw a peach stand on the side of the road, Fisher, just like.
And they stopped and they said, hey, we want $10 worth of peaches.
The guy's like, all right, where are you guys coming from?
My neighbor says Texas and my neighbor's mother says North Carolina.
The guy says, in a quote, sorry, I can't take your money.
Yeah.
So they go back in the car.
Her brother that lives in Colorado, she gives her the $10 bill.
He goes out and says, hey man, I live here.
I live right on the street.
He said, oh, okay, so $10 worth of peaches?
He's like, yeah.
Oh, here you go.
Have a nice day.
Now, did he see them get out of the same vehicle?
Yep.
That is amazing.
So everybody's following the rules.
Yes.
But the rules are stupid.
Yes.
Because that's a perfect example of the rules being stupid.
And we did the story.
I don't know if you might have been, you know, when you were on one of your vacations.
But we talked about how Canada.
is, you know, they have their rules about, if you, if I go into Canada now, I have to have a 14-day
lockdown.
Doesn't matter where you come from.
So, so, but what people are doing is saying, going to the border and saying, you know,
are you coming to Canada to visit? Nope, going to Alaska.
Oh.
And so, oh, no problem. Go ahead.
Okay, go ahead.
So people are, you know, I'm able to drive around Canada and stop any place I want without having any kind of quarantine.
quarantine because I'm not staying.
Yeah, you're going to Alaska.
I don't feel, I don't feel, can I do that if I go to the port of the Northeast and say,
hey, I'm not visiting Canada.
I'm just going to Alaska.
Can I use it through the ports over there?
Yes, you're fine.
Okay.
Don't worry.
Don't even worry about it.
All right.
So I have a couple of things that I want to take care of today.
I've got a new addition, a new idea for the.
show a new edition a new segment idea for the show but before we do that uh we started something
yesterday where i uh went down a quiz for chris to see you know just how smart he is i just want to
see how smart he is you know if he's not smart enough then we'll we got him loose but i got a couple
of i got a couple of quizzes that i want to see you know just let's see if chris can get it i'm
not trying to embarrass him okay i just want to see if he gets so the first one would be there's a
new entity formed yesterday called Stalantis.
Okay.
All right.
S-E-E-L-L-A-N-T-I-S-L-A-S-L-A-S-L-T-A-S-L-A-S-L-E-S-L-A-S-S-L-A-S-S-L-L-A-S-L-L-A-S-L-E-L-E-H-E-H-E-H-E-E-H-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-S-E-E-E-E-E-S-E-X rocket that will be used to colonize
Mars. Okay, you're getting me. Okay. Is it the company formed by the merger of Fiat Chrysler and the
PSA group? Okay. Is it Christopher Nolan's sequel to Inception? Stellantis. Okay. It's not Rihanna,
and I don't think it's a movie. I was in it. I'm either between SpaceX and the company
form. Can you describe the logo? Does it look like a SpaceX logo? Eh, it's kind of cool. It's kind of cool.
Okay, I'll go with the company form by the merger of Fia Chrysler. The others are too good.
Yes, yes. The others are too good. Yeah, you're absolutely right.
If I would have, if I would have known about a SpaceX, I'm a, I'm a shareholder of Tesla.
I know. I know. I know. It's too good.
And I just thought it was funny.
It's one of the stupid morning emails I get from, you know, with news stuff on it.
They always have their little quizzes out of it.
In fact, the next quiz.
So we have, it's based on Amazon because we got, you know, a couple of things from Amazon today.
They are extending their work from home policy.
Mm-hmm.
Right?
So I think that goes through January.
I think so.
I think so.
Right?
Through, see.
through January 8th.
They're continuing their at work home policy
and they are
still asking employees to defer all non-essential
travel. I mean,
that's okay. I mean, we're not telling you
you can't travel, but
please don't.
So today,
if you're listening live on the
16th of July,
2020, today is the
anniversary of
Amazon. Nice.
It opened for business as an online bookstore, July 16th, 1995.
Now, it's come a little bit of a ways, you know, down the road since then.
It sells a few things more than books now.
I don't know if you know that.
And that's pretty cool, though.
That is pretty cool.
25 years, man.
25 years of working from a garage to almost to worth $200 million.
That's incredible.
I mean, not the company.
No, no, him, him. Yes. Yes.
I mean, wow. I mean, that's fantastic.
Yeah, good job.
So anyway, this and the story from this email has a quiz that says,
you think you know Amazon and it has a quiz.
Now, I have not looked at this quiz.
Okay.
All right, so it's a multiple page quiz.
Oh, multiple pages.
So I don't know if there's 80 questions or if there's two or if there's four or five.
Okay.
So we'll say that once we get to, I don't know, maybe sixth question, we call it quits.
Okay.
I think we've gone far enough.
We've given enough page views.
Can we do this in the break room?
I don't really want to do it hanging out in the break room.
I don't know why we have to do it in the break room.
So everybody can join us because right now it's just me and you here at the office.
Can we go and walk across the bed?
All right.
All right.
All right.
Break room.
Amazon's 25th anniversary quiz.
Everybody here now?
I think so.
Wait.
Hold on.
Billy's coming.
Hurry up,
fat ass.
Wow.
Man,
he could hear you.
He might get offended.
That's why I said it so he could hurry up.
All right.
So we're going to, we'll call it, you know, we'll see.
Oh, there's only 10.
There's only 10.
One of 10.
Oh, we can do that.
We can do that.
Okay.
All right.
All right.
I have not seen these.
Okay.
So, you know, I'm not sure.
All right.
Which city was chosen to be Amazon's HQ2?
Okay.
Crystal City, Virginia, Austin, Texas, Denver, Colorado, Atlanta, Georgia.
That's pretty easy.
I know that it was going for Austin, but they didn't go for Austin.
So this one, I don't know.
Oh, it's not giving me the answers until the end.
Okay.
I clicked on Austin.
You click on Austin?
I think it was Austin.
I don't think it was Austin.
I think they picked somewhere else.
Should have been Fort Worth.
What is the name of Amazon's secret R&D Lab?
Ooh, all right, Amazon X, Lab 126, Prime Labs, Incubizos.
It's not that one.
I want to say Lab 126.
All right, Lab 126.
Amazon's cloud computing division, AWS, represented 125%
of its total revenue in 2019.
What percentage of it, of its operating income did it represent?
Wow, let's see.
Amazon Cloud's Computing Vision,
it represented 12.5% of its total revenue in 2019.
What percentage of its operating income did it represent?
5%, 25%, 44%, 63%.
I say go big or go home, 63%.
Okay.
How many book titles did Amazon advertise
as part of its catalog at launch.
This one I know.
10,000, 100,000, a million, 10 million.
This one I know, one million.
What year did Prime Day start?
99.07.
We talked about this one.
19.
This one we talked about.
Okay.
Then which one is it?
Which one do you think it is?
I'm asking you.
You're the one taking the quiz.
What year did Prime Day start?
Oh, 1995.
Oh, 15.
2007.
2015 2015 yeah 2015 2019 2015 which you better hope I'm clicking on the right answers that you're choosing which of these concepts is patented by amazon patented yeah two-day shipping one click to buy video reviews five-star rating system one click buy it is you think yeah you know that yeah that one I know that it's patented yes okay
What communications tool does Jeff Bezos detest?
You should know this one.
Text documents?
Nope.
Slides?
Yep.
Instant messaging.
Nope.
Video conferences.
Slides.
How many pages are in the standard Amazon memo?
One page, three page, six page, eight pages.
Six.
The standard memo is six pages.
Holy crap, I'm not reading all of that.
Jeff Bezos cares.
cares deep, that's why I don't work for Amazon.
Jeff Bezos cares deeply about the proper
number of attendees in Amazon
meetings. One amount of
food should be sufficient to
feed everyone who attends.
Wow. One sushi
platter. Two pizzas.
Three sandwich trays.
Four feet of subway sandwiches.
It's not subway. He's not going to go.
No way. No.
I think it's three sandwich trays.
I think it's pizza.
Okay, two pizzas.
How much money did Bezos' parents invest into Amazon to get it started?
50,000, 100,000, $300,000, $300,000, $300,000.
All right.
You got nine out of ten correct.
Because I told you it was not Austin.
I know it wasn't Austin.
No, that was correct.
I don't know which one you're talking about.
It wasn't Austin?
So what was it?
Was it Austin?
Which one did I get wrong?
Yeah, you picked Austin, you idiot.
No, I did not.
I told you it wasn't.
Because we were upset that it was in Texas.
Yeah, that's right.
Because Fort Worth was going for it really strong.
And Austin was going for it really strong.
And he picked that stupid, and the reason he picked it
because he wanted to be close to Washington, D.C.
In Crystal City, Virginia.
Yeah, it was stupid.
I actually did know that if I'd have thought about it a little bit longer.
I wanted it to be Austin.
if it wasn't going to be Fort Worth.
By the way, for the people that Eve that tweeted at me
about the quiz that Jeffrey took after yesterday,
a couple of people said only got one right.
Well, they took the quiz like, you asked me questions.
And they were like, well, we only got one.
I'm like, how is it possible you can only get one right?
What was the quiz yesterday?
It was the streaming houses for.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, the streaming.
I know. I was easy.
It was. The person, I think it was Plow King.
He only got The Simpsons correct.
Well, and you know what? Good for you.
And I'm sure you're busy and don't have time.
That's why we're here.
And he said that.
He said that he hasn't been locked down.
He's been working this entire time.
And I appreciate it.
Bless your heart.
And thanks for listening to Chewing the Fat.
And those of you listening to Chewing the Fat right now that aren't subscribers to the podcast, what are you doing?
I know.
You get the best quiz to get your knowledge.
Right there is proof of one.
I mean,
that's a strong reason of why you subscribe to this podcast
so that we are letting you know what's going on around the world.
And you sound a little bit smarter in the water cooler.
You're welcome.
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yesterday, which was, you know, another incredible story that happens every day in the world now.
Just the stories that are incredible. It doesn't matter. But I posted pictures on my Instagram of these
sunflower seed fields. So we're driving down to Austin to see my wife's grandchild,
grandchildren now. And we're coming up on, there's cars along the side of the road. And my wife is like,
oh, those are the sunflower seed fields.
Those are really big on Instagram now.
It's really big now.
People are wanting to get their pictures with all the sunflower seeds because the blue bonnets in Texas were out when we were on, you know, during lockdown.
So now everybody is using the sunflower seeds and it's trending on Instagram.
And I'm like, oh, well, that's dumb.
It's funny you say that because there's cars pulling off the side of the interstate trampling into this guy's field.
Well, we don't know that. Hold on. Hold on. We do not know that they were trampling because when I pass that same feel, when I pass that same feel, I was like, oh, that is so cool. I texted the wife. I was like, we have to participate because those sunflowers are bloom to the perfection.
Was the wife in the back of the RV? You could turn around and say, honey, we have to stop. You had to text her?
No, she was in a different vehicle. We don't, we don't drive together.
Oh, okay.
And I got to start that trend.
You're welcome.
Anyway.
Anyways.
So we want, but were there cops?
No, there weren't policing.
There should have been telling those people to get the hell out of that farmers field.
Oh, well, my cops that I saw, because I was going down to, I guess, Austin, you could say that too.
Yeah, it was the same direction.
Yeah, it was the same direction.
But it was on the in common traffic.
So it was on the other side of the highway.
And they were helping people get back on the road.
Oh, my gosh.
I want to know, seriously.
I don't know if there, because there's only a couple of fields that are full of the sunflower seeds.
And I don't know.
I don't think it goes all the way back.
No, no, no.
I don't think it goes.
I don't think it does either.
You know, or the far house and barns that are way back there.
I think it's just like a quarter of the field.
Yeah.
But I had to put it there on purpose, right?
Well, if he did.
And you're like, oh, man, I'm listening to chewing the fat today on July 16.
And I live here in the Fort.
Worth area. I want to go to these sunflowers to take flowers just to let you know when I came back up
on Sunday there were no sunflowers because people trampled all over and killed them.
They were all dried out and sad and looking to the floor like.
We need right out because people trampled all over and killed them.
I don't know if you've seen.
And so I guess it's a, you know, I guess it's a it was trending.
and so I remember I had the pictures
when we drove by. I'm driving by
at 75. My wife is driving
and she goes, oh, the sunflower seeds
everybody's taking the pictures of. That's the length
of my research.
Study on the sunflower seeds
and the blue bonnet history is what my wife
said in the car.
So we're driving by and I start snapping
pictures because I'm like, that is God awful
stupid. No, it's not.
Oh my gosh, you're going to pull into somebody's
first of all, you're not supposed to pull off the interstate
unless it's an emergency.
Well, that wasn't emergency.
Sunflowers were bloomed, and I have a one and an eight birthday balloon back here.
It's my 18th birthday today, and I'm a girl.
I'm going to go out there and play with the sunflowers.
Did you see, have you been watching the television show Yellowstone?
Yes.
With Kevin Costner.
Yes.
All right, so A, I love the show.
And this is their third season, and it's been great.
But this last episode, have you seen the last episode?
No, I'm behind.
Okay.
So I'm going to give you a little spoiler.
Okay.
I'm going to tell you a little, I'm going to tie this into the sunflower seed story, okay?
I feel like this is going to end with someone getting shot.
So bikers break down a couple of fences and start partying on some of John Dutton's land.
Okay.
All right.
They are told to get off the property and never come back and, uh, never come back and, uh,
The main worker for John Dutton runs over a bunch of bicycles with his truck.
And they realize that when the bikers come back to get their parts and their other bikes,
they're going to destroy the property, right?
Yeah, makes sense.
So they come back, and of course they have gas cans,
and they're going to burn the property and cut it through it.
John Dutton and his men are there on Yellowstone,
and he describes to them that it's his property.
what would you do if this was your home and the biker guys like i'd kill him exactly and so he makes all the
bikers dig their own graves just a thought just a thought so yesterday uh twitter was a dumpster fire
they were hacked apparently hackers convinced a twitter employee hacker's convinced a twitter employee to
helped them hijack accounts.
There were verified accounts hacked with a Bitcoin scam.
Elon Musk, Bill Gates, to name a couple that were part of the Bitcoin scammed accounts.
They ended up, Twitter ended up locking down all the verified accounts of which I was one.
There was no tweeting going on.
I could like tweets, although I don't.
It showed up on my phone that I liked to tweet,
but I don't know if it showed up on that Twitter account that I liked it.
Okay, I don't know that.
I just know I couldn't tweet because I thought, wait, I just tweeted that.
And I read the high, I saw the, you know, the breaking news that, you know,
they locked down the verified accounts.
I was like, no, I just tweeted something.
And I go back and, no, you didn't.
I just looked like you did.
Oh, okay.
So, you know, they locked all that down.
We found out that, you know, Jack is really, you know, scrambling.
They're, he's being blasted after the hack.
You know, it showed how they, how they did things behind the scenes at Twitter.
You know, it showed how they were able to,
uh, make accounts go away, you know, shadow banning.
Like they said,
they didn't do what they could do and they they remember the remember the one interview he did
where he denied shadow banning but then talked about how they shadow ban it just they're just
calling it a different name as all so you know look are you going to stop using twitter now
i don't know is it a platform is it you know i don't i you know i think that they should
all lose their their special dispensation from the government because they're they
most definitely make sure information that they don't want out there doesn't get out there.
And if it does get out there, it gets out there to a limited amount of Twitterers
so they can say, well, the information is out there.
You just have to look for it.
Well, not everyone is going to specifically highlight that sunflower
seed field to get a picture in.
That's just, you know, incredible.
And, of course, all the haters loved it that the, you know, the blue check marks can't tweet.
That makes things better.
So we'll see what happens.
You know, I doubt anything big will happen from it, except that Jack will lose some money on the stock market.
And we'll see.
You know, we'll see if anything comes up.
Oh, there's blacklisting and shadow bad.
Oh, darn.
There you go.
The company, by when he shut down the blue check mark, it dropped 3%.
Yeah, there's a lot of money.
Yes.
Yes.
And then right now, Twitter stands at...
Are you a shareholder?
No, not for Twitter.
Wow.
stands at negative 1.39%.
So, I mean, you're going back up.
So it'll be back fine.
you know tomorrow and you'll be you know jack he'll be able to get his next meal
he'll be fine well this is a guy you you know do you know his routine
jack has a very very interesting and i don't want to say millennial routine because i'm a
millennia and i don't do this he only eats once a day yeah he eats once a day he rides his
bike to work he wears the same clothes he probably he probably has be oh by the end of the week
Because he only takes a shower once a week.
I don't know that to be true.
I'm just guessing.
And a stupid nose,
I just can't take it.
I can't.
And he's a smart guy.
I don't mind listening to him.
I don't mind listening to,
listening to see how he answers stuff.
Because he answers stuff very, very well.
Yes.
And he's very meticulate.
Yes.
About, like, this is the right message
that I want to make.
So let me find the right.
He's a, yes, you're right.
He is a very smart guy.
But.
And, you know, and of course.
I mean, the guy's, you know, the guy's billionaire.
Hello, he deserves it.
Absolutely.
He's worked hard for it.
But like, well, I don't know about that.
But, dude, dude, like, stop it.
I honestly, Fisher, and you can say, Chris, you're stupid.
No.
But if Twitter goes back to the old Twitter raise, wouldn't they earn more money?
you'd think so
were like were you literally a free speech
um what you accept money from anywhere
think so but they have
I mean they
Twitter they have their
concerns and their messages and they're not going to
they're not going to deviate from that
they just won't they won't
they're not going to
it's you know they're for free speech as long as it's their
free speech
huh okay
I know thank you for
for ending
the show all bogged down.
Do you have a joke?
Can you end it with a joke?
A joke?
Yeah, can you give me a joke?
I do not want to end
the podcast with, okay,
Jack is in control.
Bye.
Give me a joke.
Yeah, we can end it with a joke.
Sure.
Let's, you know, do I...
You know what? I had a joke, I think,
on yesterday's...
Uh, yesterday's show sheet that I did use.
I had, that's actually, let me go to yesterday's show sheet and scroll down here.
I'm sure that did I have a joke that I was going to use?
And then I didn't use it because I thought, this never got to it.
That does.
That does sound familiar.
That does sound familiar.
Yeah, I know.
Okay, this isn't a joke.
But this is a, uh, this is a, a fact.
Okay.
This is a fact that you can take with you and share with your family.
Nice.
Okay.
This is from a Twitter account.
Okay.
Checkmark?
At UberFax.
Oh, UberFax.
I do not know that Uber Fax is verified.
I don't think they are.
I think they are.
Hold on.
Let me check while you read.
Uber Fax.
I'm looking it up.
Yeah, they're verified.
Yeah, that's what I thought.
Yes, they are.
Verified account at Uber Fax.
All right.
According to scientists,
sex was invented by prehistoric fish in Scotland 385 million years ago.
Good night.
Download and subscribe to more content at the blaze.com slash podcasts.
All right, so the podcast isn't over.
I mean, this is actually the podcast part of the show.
I shouldn't have said good night.
I should have just said, come back later.
But, hey.
So I thought of a thing, you know, normally on Fridays we do, you know, headlines.
and it's Fat Pile Friday, we go through the headlines.
But today, I thought that maybe we'd wrap up the show here on the podcast version of the show.
I mean, we have, you know, you think I'm joking when I say I left stuff on the show sheet yesterday,
and I thought, eh, I just didn't get to it.
And that's why Chris made fun.
Because, I mean, every day, there's not enough time for me to share everything I would love to share with you.
There just isn't.
I mean, there just isn't.
And when you think to yourself, well, you could just make the podcast.
longer. Yes, I could. But if you were to say, be the subscriber that you are, and you get your
alert, hey, chewing the fat, just uploaded brand new show, ready to go. And you look down at your
phone. And it says, four hours and 38 minutes. Are you listening to that? Are you clicking on
that? I think that. I know I'm not. I mean, I know I'm not. I know I'm not. I, I,
look down for shows that you know anything between you know 40 minutes and an hour and a half maybe
of the shows that i like then i'm listening right and i appreciate it i love you guys for that
but there's just no there's just not enough time and i know that it's okay and you know so we you know
pick and choose and we try to get to the stories that are the most fun and you know the most you know
stupid and things like that and i and i hope that it we we pick the right ones for you
but today I'm looking and I'm thinking
well do I do you headlines
I mean there's so many stories I want to try to get through
and we could get through
I could just start going down headlines
and covering the headlines
and then I thought well you know what we could do
what we could do is we could see
you know maybe we
you know do we call it
do I give it a name
do I call it
what's open on Jeffie's
tabs
you know do I do it
The tab highlights.
Do I, you know, Thursday tabs that are open?
I don't know.
I don't know.
But I was just like, well, I was to see what, you know, we'll see what's open on my tabs.
Because, you know, seriously, when you take a picture of yourself or take a picture
with your computer on, it's gotten a lot of people in trouble by not making sure tabs
were either out of the picture or not on your computer at all.
So I thought, okay, we'll see what tabs are open.
So I have two screens and actually, well, there's more than that because if you look at my
laptop tablet, there's the Chrome tabs and then there's the Internet Explorer tabs.
And then when I look at the computer that's in front of me here in the office, I have more
curled tabs that are open.
So maybe we just, you know, I take a look
at what's open on the, the
computer that's exactly in front of me.
So the, you know,
the desk computer tabs
will see what's open.
All right. Taco Bell.
Taco Bell discontinuing potatoes
in case it is officially,
okay, so you think Taco Bell
is getting rid of items on their
menu? Well,
there are unconfirmed reports.
that say that they are.
All right, they're removing stuff from their menu.
Now, in a statement to Fox News, a spokesperson for Taco Bell,
simply said, we are in the process of evolving our menu to simplify operations
and make our team member and customer experiences easier.
We'll have more to share soon.
Oh, so they are.
They're just removing stuff from the menu.
And I think that it has to do with, I mean, plenty of fast food restaurants have deleted stuff from their menu.
It's because they don't want less human interaction with those foods.
Yeah, like McDonald's.
If you are a frequent flyer of McDonald's like I am, you notice that your Brefax menu got cut in half
and your lunch slash dinner menu got cut by a third.
Wow. That's a lot.
It is. It is.
And we didn't hear a lot about that.
No.
So, you know, they, you know, that means that, you know, those, those items, you know, of the overall amount of people don't really care.
Yeah. Yeah. Well, yes, you're not going to McDonald's. Okay.
Fine. I was bitching, but I guess I'm not part of the mass. Yes. You're not going to McDonald's for a steak bagel, egg and cheese.
you're not going there for that.
No, because the people that are
are very few and they're happy that it's there.
But when it's not there, all right, well,
just give me this thing. I'll get the egg mac muffin
and the two burritos.
There should never be, first of all,
these fast food places
trying to become all
to everyone, there should never be
a time when you go into
a fast food restaurant, and I mean this,
where you go into the fast food restaurant
and have to decide, you take
longer than, let's say,
minute. I'm giving you 60 full seconds to stand at the counter and decide what you want.
Yes.
All right. If you're in a line, by the time you get to the register, you should know.
Absolutely. Exactly what you want. Yes. And how you want it.
There should be no. Well, let's see. I'm not really sure.
Like if you're going to have, you go walk up and you said, okay, so I'm definitely going to get the Big Mac.
Don't go up to say, yeah, I'll have a Big Mac and I don't want the meal or do I not want the meal?
I'm not sure if I want a Coke or do I want a shake or do I want a coffee?
I mean, get out of the line.
Absolutely.
I 100% agree with you with that.
Okay, so when these companies have kept adding these items, I don't necessarily think it's a bad thing that they decide.
then we're gonna no and then
thin the hurt a little bit
and then for all of you out there yelling
because I can hear you through your radio
oh but doesn't that count as bending the knee
bubba bend in what knee they're not bending the knee
no one said destroy the egg
I mean the steak egg and cheese bagel
because it's racist no no no
makes sense
they're deciding
yes the company that
not enough customers want
the product along with
the benefit of
the least amount of human interaction
making that product for the
customer, right? Especially during
our pandemic. That's what
they claimed was the issue.
So, okay. You know, good with that.
It's a good decision by the company.
Oh, you have more? You have more about McDonald's? Go ahead.
No, no, no. I don't. But I want
to so, do you have this
story on your tabs because I can't see
your tabs from here? The camera's facing
the other way. This is a story
This segment is about my tabs.
That's what I'm asking to see if you have it.
The woman 21 quits her job in optician,
uptition, to act like a dog on only fans.
She's from Texas.
She's making money on...
Oh, Jeff Fisher.
Are you ready?
How much she makes a month?
Oh, no.
This is going to anger me, isn't it?
Yep.
She makes in one month.
after quitting one million dollars. How way. She's not making 12 million dollars a year
acting like a dog. According to the story, I haven't read the story, but I quit.
Now you say what is she doing Chris? Well she's acting like a dog like one of the
videos that she has on her TikTok says is her master feeding her dog treats. She's fully
close. She's fully close.
She's go. She's in the backyard
fetching a ball.
She's getting her
tummy rub.
Ed
Ed dead. You know, she goes
you know, around walking with a leash
and to
top it off. She's making a
million freaking dollars a month.
I quit.
She says, and I quote,
it's my full-time job now.
My revenue has increased a hundred times.
since I moved to puppy play content,
I'm making six figures monthly.
Six figures. That's not a million.
Oh, that's not a million. You're right. Sorry. Six figures.
I mean, it could be $999,000.
Okay.
But it's not a million.
And she also takes...
I feel a little bit better.
She also take naked bath.
And she started doing this as a hobby.
That'll get her over the million.
She's making over $100,000.
And if you have a TikTok, I know no one in your household has a TikTok, so I'm not.
No, let's go.
I forgot to check, though, because I don't want to know.
Okay, you could go ahead.
Okay, so before you delete it, go to her account, your puppy girl, Jenna.
Oh, if we delete TikTok, though, from America, she's doomed.
Oh, she's doomed.
Yeah.
She better have a new IP address outside of America.
Well, her main...
I'm not saying there's companies that could make that happen.
Her main money drive comes from only fans,
which is kind of an adult website.
Well, of course, duh.
But she gets her views from your puppy girl, Jenna.
And, you know, she started playing as a fox.
She started playing as a...
What was the other one?
As a cat.
And it just didn't work out for her.
did not work out. And then she noticed that if she does puppy play, which is just her as a pet
play scene, she knows that is the spot.
Get back to the tabs that are open on my computer here. The next tab is, oh, the new Michelle
Obama podcast. Premiers July 29th. Only on Spotify. Thank you. Spotify podcast.
Yep. Yes. And wait, could I play the promo for?
you sure am I going to no let's go to the let's go to the other tabs that I have
open here a fertility rate jaw-dopping drop I can't even say it fertility rate jaw-dropping
global crash in children being born I'm not going to I started reading it and it's got
charts and graphs and I'm going to have to get back to it is that's too much do you have
this one on your tab.
Minneapolis Park Board will vote to repeal
nudity ordinance.
To repeal it?
To repeal nudity ordinance?
Do you have that one?
So can I be nude or?
On Wednesday the Park Board will take
its first of three votes needed
to repeal the ordinance with the final
reading of the vote mid-August.
So what's the ordinance though?
I can't be nude or I can't be?
Because I, you know,
I think I'm okay with it
if I if they're repealing telling me I can't be new so the current Minneapolis city
ordinance 385.160 for all of you that have I hate that ordinance well for all of you
that have the Minneapolis city ordinance book I want to open it up to page to page 385.160
and then if you want to read with me if you want to stand for the reading of the word you
can if you're driving you can stay seated allows women and transgender people to go
topless on city streets but the
park boards ordinance prevents this from happening in city parks bastards
so people aren't able to go topless no in city parks how dare they yes we should
shut the city down shut the city down if you seriously if you want to go topless
go topless absolutely why are you no seriously and all in all jokes aside we have children
I got news for you.
They've seen dad and mom topless.
Not just that.
And on all serious,
it without being all perverted and what does
it hurt from having your boobs out?
Are you asking me?
No, no.
I'm not definitely.
Definitely not.
And there's been studies.
Fisher,
you've talked about the studies that
a man looking at boobs
lowers the heart attack,
whatever thing is,
the heart disease.
Thank you.
It's a healthy choice.
It's a very healthy choice.
It's a healthy choice for you to go topless, clearly.
Next tab open.
Georgia detectives,
Discover body, along the side of the road,
they were called to a corpse that was in a ditch.
It was actually just a sex doll.
They waited.
I don't know that this story is true.
That's why I have the tab open,
because I'm going to read it again,
and I'm going to rethink,
I don't know that it's true.
because they
claim that the detectives
waited for the coroner to show up
because it looked like a body.
And the coroner showed up and was like,
oh, you idiot, it's a sex doll.
Now, according to this story,
under Department policy, deputies can't touch
a dead body until the coroner arrives.
However, I think that,
why I think this is not true
is because if you're a deputy
and it looks like a body is in the ditch
or off the side of the road,
don't you go up to see if it's still alive?
No.
Stop it. Of course you do.
You watch too much law and order and blue bloods.
Of course you go and see if the body is still alive.
You watch too much of Reagan.
Let's do it your job.
The Reagan family, they got you all.
Do you have the tab that says Spotify spans to Russia and 12 other countries?
So we're about to get some new listeners.
Nice.
Welcome.
Welcome.
Yeah.
Yeah, welcome.
Yeah.
I mean, we have listeners all over the world.
Yeah, but we have ambassadors all over the world to this program.
So welcome any country that comes along with chewing the fat.
We're more than happy to have you.
I have, we could get to, oh, we talked a little bit about Chrissy Teigen yesterday,
so I have the big tab open of her deleting a bunch of Twitter accounts that link her to Jeffrey Epstein.
Huh.
She claims no link, right?
Yeah, she, one, one.
When he was arrested, it first came out.
She's like, there's no link.
Then when Jesseline got arrested, it really pushed like the conspiracy of.
And we played, oh, no, we did not play any audio today.
We played it off the air.
But we still have to do that CTF investigation with Chrissy Teigen of why from the beginning we knew not to trust or like Chrissy Teigen.
Well, I mean, she, you know, she vehemently.
denied the allegations.
I've never met the man.
Hold that, hold that.
I've never been to the island.
I've never been on the plane.
So you're telling me, Jeff Fisher, you're telling me right now that if people are asking you a wife of an egot, a model, a elite celebrity,
hey, have you ever been in contact with Jeffrey Epstein, Lolita Island, pedophile airplanes?
No, Petophile Island.
Petophile Island.
The Express.
Have you been in contact with Gisseline the madam of his?
I know.
And she, her name was not in the address book that we went through.
The black book, no.
She was not in that book.
Now she might be in Gislanes.
So the theory is that she was not on that book, but she is on a binder with,
it had like all, everybody that went to the island.
Oh, the visitor book.
Yes.
Thank you.
So that is the word on the street of her.
Nice.
Boy,
I'd like to see that.
Oh,
Fisher.
Fisher.
I'd like to see that.
When that gets released,
you will hear every name on this podcast.
Fisher.
That's when you go live on your YouTube stream and you just say like the town car.
And this will be the reading of the names.
Yes.
That's a good idea.
And that's exactly what's going to happen.
I promise.
I promise when that gets released, we will go live on my YouTube channel, chewing the facts, which you should be a subscriber to.
If you've subscribed to this podcast, you should be a subscriber to that.
And we'll definitely do that.
100%.
100%.
So let's see, I have Asheville, North Carolina, tab open as they are preparing for reparations in their city.
I haven't read it all yet, but good for them.
They voted. Yeah, they've voted.
And they say, yes, they're going to pay reparations.
Yeah.
But I think it's not too specific humans.
Racist.
I think it's just that they're going to hold on.
Now I'm going to have to read the stupid thing.
So it's not real.
So we're going to pay repression to Billy Bob that died in 1787.
And this is the money that he would have done it.
Billy Bob, come on, step up.
Is that how we go?
Well, I always liked Asheville, North Carolina, too.
And I know that Asheville, North Carolina is like, you know,
Austin is to Texas.
I know that, but the city
itself is beautiful, and I always loved being
there. But resident David
Greenson, this is in this story,
resident David Greenson,
who identified himself as
white, indicated
his support. White
people, we have to realize
that we are complicit, and
our souls are in jeopardy.
Dear
Asheville, North Carolina,
resident David Greenson,
next tab
NYC restaurants
are a little concerned
because they're battling a rat problem
as they start to reopen in New York
huh
where do we hear about animals
taken over
first
where do we hear
oh I know this podcast
so apparently
the restaurants are starting to open back up
and we know that
things are opening back up
we don't know for how much longer
and they are battling
a little rat problem
on the outside and the inside
and the inside
because nobody's been around.
They're out looking for food
and now people are back eating again
and the rats are like,
yeah, let's have some of that food over here, baby.
So they're coming out.
Now the one restaurateur says
it's because of the park down the street.
Nobody's around to clean it.
Well, they're busy with the Black Lives Matter painting.
They'll get to it.
And I see where another tablet's open,
Rolls-Royce has,
wow, they've started,
if this will actually open the story.
Apparently they have,
in their latest edition of the new Rolls-Royces,
they've put cryptos
in the collection
and secret photos.
It's not opening.
We've got to buy rolls to do it,
but they're wanting the owners
to find the secrets in the car.
So those of you that are listening to chewing the fat
and,
you know,
are going to
get a rolls or have a new rolls good for you uh there is a there's secret thing that's a part of
it but it won't open for me right now so just know that i have little secrets of the new rolls
royce and you too can find them all you have to do buy a rolls
