Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 419 | Fat Pile Friday - New Lays EDITION

Episode Date: July 17, 2020

Jeffy has all the headlines that you want to hear, but he doesn't have all the time of the world. Today he tries to read all the headlines he has saved on his pile and let's see how far he gets. Also ...don't miss a special podcast tomorrow about Jeffrey Epstein and his life. This Week Sponsor: Get your life back with Relief Factor and its 3-Week Quick Start for only $19.95. If you are in pain, what have you got to lose? Go to https://www.relieffactor.com Subscribe on YouTube Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:00:00 And now, a Blaze Media podcast. Welcome to chewing the fat. Happy fat pile Friday. It's good to see you. You're looking good. Despite what others may have said, you are looking great. Don't let anybody tell you different.
Starting point is 00:00:21 I told you a couple days ago to get ready for today, Friday, those of you listening live, 17th of July 2020. Today is your day to make yourself look that much better by going to Krispy Cream and celebrating their 83rd birthday by purchasing a dozen donuts and receiving a dozen donuts for free.
Starting point is 00:00:48 Happy birthday from Krispy Cream. I have not stopped by my local Krispy Cream yet. It is on my list of things to do today. some days you don't get to everything. Other days, you do. This story from Michigan, we got to talk to this guy. Johnny Perry, he is a jeweler, and they're going out of business because of the pandemic.
Starting point is 00:01:21 He has a jewelry store, J&M Jewelers. They, you know, they're shutting down, and it's sad news. However, they're going out with what they're calling a bank. and they've buried roughly a million dollars worth of jewelry statewide. Engagement rings, precious coins, gold, silver, all up for grabs. They've put them in $4,000 bunches, so each buried container is worth about $4,000 grand. They said they fitted each treasure, with a GPS tracker, and they buried them all over the state of Michigan from Detroit and the
Starting point is 00:02:10 Upper Peninsula. So even the Upers get a chance. Now, the trick is it costs $49 to get in. Now, I want to talk to our man, Jeremy, right? Jeremy, that's his name, Jeremy, what I said his name was, Johnny. Sorry, Johnny Perry, P.E. R-R-I. We got to talk to Johnny because I want to find out what you get for $49. We have to hunt this guy down. I want to talk to what you get. I want to find out how sad it's been in Michigan. We can talk the pandemic with him. But it's really cool that they're doing this. It gets them some notoriety. I'm not sure what the end game is other than just him being, you know, nice and we're wrapping up the business. And we're going to let people, you know, instead of trying out of
Starting point is 00:03:00 business sale. This is their going out of business sale. Burying treasure all over the state of Michigan. They said they buried about a million dollars worth of jewelry, broken up in, you know, $49,000 or $4,000 treasure. I don't know if it's boxes or we have to talk to them. We have to talk to, Johnny, and find out these pressing questions. Because for $49,000, I mean, you'll,
Starting point is 00:03:30 get yourself a few of these treasure boxes? That's not bad. And times are tough all over. We talk about it every day. So people in Michigan and all over the country and all over the world, if you can get there during the pandemic, be able to spend your $49 and get on your treasure hunt. I love it. We will be talking. I will be talking to Johnny somewhere. somewhere somehow I'm talking to this man I have questions I have questions sorry I just do today obviously fat pile Friday and yesterday I told you you know we I go we have so much stuff every day so it is just a headline I'm gonna I'm gonna just go down the show sheet today reading headlines and we'll decide you know if the headlines feel like we need to talk about it or not but I have a you know a full show sheet as full I can
Starting point is 00:04:27 I can just go down. I break it up every day into, you know, stories and crime, you know, health, animals, sports, truckers, royals. We got breakroom stuff. We got headline stuff. We got coronavirus stuff. There still is actually coronavirus news. Nobody cares about it anymore, really. But there still is coronavirus news.
Starting point is 00:04:52 And there's just, you know, just a plethora of other news happening every day. Day. And, you know, so we're heading into the weekend. You, I hope, like I am, am happy about the weekend. I've got a special Saturday podcast for you this week that you will enjoy. It's about Jeffrey Epstein. And it's about Jeline, Maxwell, Maxwell, the pervert and we've got some inside information on her in this interview that is really fun to hear. We have, I will release that coming, you know, Sunday or Monday on my YouTube channel, Chewing the Fat, which you should be a subscriber to. But for those of you that are subscribed to the podcast, chewing the fat, you'll be able to hear
Starting point is 00:05:45 that interview Saturday. And I'm looking forward to you hearing that. We have, we might as well just knock it out, get started. Johnny Walker, story I've had on the show sheet for a while, I just haven't got to it yet. They're going to create the world's first ever paper-based spirits bottle. They're partnering with Pilot Light, who isn't, I mean, pilot light. They are launching the PulpX Limited. and they are
Starting point is 00:06:18 Pilot Light is the world leading sustainable packaging technology company I'm telling you I mean I knew that I knew that you know Pilot Light was the world leading
Starting point is 00:06:34 sustainable packaging technology company but they're doing PulpX so you're going to be able to get Johnny Walker in a new bottle made of wood pulp later next year it's a hundred percent free of plastic. And I love this. They're expected. We don't know if they're going to be or not, but they're expected to be fully recyclable. So they may or may not be. They're going to be 100% free of plastic. Are they going to be fully recyclable? We don't know that yet. But coming
Starting point is 00:07:08 from Pilot Light, the world leading sustainable packaging technology company, you've got to believe. that they will be. Tushy. We talked about this company before. The Baday, the Badey Toily Bowl Company, we talked about badeys. They're becoming a hot topic on chewing the fat, by the way. I'm going to have to invest in Tushy,
Starting point is 00:07:34 either by purchasing their product or actually investing in their company. They're a luxury bidet company, Tushy. They want naming rights to the Buffalo Bills. stadium. Now, the bills have been in the toilet for a number of years, so it does seem fitting that Tushy would be the name of the Buffalo Bills Professional Football Team Stadium. Twelve and a half million seems pretty cheap. Companies have paid a lot more for naming rights. Those are teams that are worth, you know, a lot more than the Buffalo Bills. I know the Bills have their fans and bless their heart you love them and in fact the picture that i see in this picture
Starting point is 00:08:20 from the new york post of course the fan that you see in the full stadium wearing a buffalo bills jersey well you see the 34 and you see what looks like 78 but the one that you actually break out and see is 32 simpson o j simpson has not played for the bills in a long long time A lot has happened to OJ Simpson since his days with the Buffalo Bills and setting, you know, running for 2,000 yards, the first man to do that. A lot has happened. But not for the bills other than getting closer to the toilet. So Tushy, the luxury bidet company, wants the naming rights. I think that is a great.
Starting point is 00:09:05 Great. Now, they want to also, if they get the naming rights, see, I think they shouldn't have, I think this is going to hurt them selling. getting the naming rights. I think they should have kept this on the back burner, but they would have, they want to host a college football game and call it the toilet bowl. Aha!
Starting point is 00:09:28 Get it? Does she Badez Park? Hosting the toilet bowl? See, I think they should have put that on the hold because then this makes it seem silly. It makes it seem like, oh, they want to host a toilet bowl. Nobody wants to do that.
Starting point is 00:09:44 That should have been left on the back burner. Anyway, good luck to Tushy. And I'm a fan. I'm a fan, and I'm going to be, it's very possible here in the near future that I'm going to become a better fan of Tushy. Because, I mean, it seems like the thing to do, doesn't it? Yes, it does. This, in the line, down the line, as we head down the links for the show sheet, says, drowning sad.
Starting point is 00:10:14 So I'll open up the link just to see exactly what I'm talking about. Oh yes, the Glees Star, Naya Rivera. We talked about them finding the body the other day, breaking news on chewing the fat, because obviously when CTF records, news happens,
Starting point is 00:10:30 they found a body which they believed was her, it was her, and we hypothesized that she had taken her own life and left her boy in the boat. according to the boy they were swimming
Starting point is 00:10:45 he had a vest on she didn't they she got him back in the boat and she either couldn't get back in the boat or went to swim some more and then that was it they believe that she got caught up
Starting point is 00:11:02 in the in the muck that's in this lake that she was swimming on so very sad and it doesn't appear that she took her own life. Either way, it's really, really sad, but it doesn't appear that she took her own life. As we go ahead down the list, execution. Oh yes, well, we had the execution, the first one with Daniel Lewis Lee. They're reporting now that he had three, he requested three
Starting point is 00:11:35 final meals. I'm a little ticked at the penitentiary. They're saying, well, we're not going to tell you what the meals were. I think you have to. I love knowing what the death row inmates eat on their last meal anyway. He had three of them and they're not going to tell us what it is. No, thank you.
Starting point is 00:11:56 We have to know. This is America. You have to tell us. You work for us. It's a federal institution and a federal execution. We want to know. We want to know. I may have to issue a Freedom of Information Act. but they also
Starting point is 00:12:11 number two they got rid of another person yesterday bright and early Wesley Ira Perky at 819
Starting point is 00:12:25 in the same in the same complex so again we have to know what they what they were eating for their last meal and number three comes today there's no messing around we are not messing around anymore we got to
Starting point is 00:12:39 go ahead, it's okay. We are doing executions. You've been waiting long enough. We've been put on hold long enough. We are going through them. So, I mean, this week, one, two, three, boom, boom, boom. Now, number three was supposed to take place today. We'll see if it actually does. But I believe they will, because they have not been messing around, man, at all. They have not been messing around at all. As we continue down the list of links, Uh, headlines. Well, welcome to a fat pile Friday on chewing the fat. I have, uh, have a link with skinny dip. That story is a lady in Florida who was busted by her neighbor. The neighbor went away. And she decided that she was going to go swimming in the neighbor's pool. Normally probably okay.
Starting point is 00:13:29 She cut through a fence to get on the property and then swam naked in the guy's pool. Now, there's a video of this and he called the cops saying he noticed the pool cage had been cut open. He spotted the women's underwear, cigarettes, and a steak knife nearby and she is, and while
Starting point is 00:13:51 he was out of town and she was swimming naked on his security footage. He claims that's the first time. Well, it's the first time because before she didn't have to cut through the cut through the pool cage. This time she had to actually do some damage to get in.
Starting point is 00:14:07 She was released on $10,000 bond. And granted, they have a restraining order now. She can't come over. She is charged with indecent exposure charges because it was a private home. According to Florida law, it prohibits the display, exhibition, or exposure of an individual's sexual organs in a public place or while in public view. She didn't do that. She was just in the back, right? She just cut the guy's screen for the birdcage and, you know, took her clothes off and went swimming.
Starting point is 00:14:46 Nobody was home. What did it hurt? I remember once I was working, I may have told you the story before, but I was working as a land surveyor for a summer. A friend of ours has a land surveying business, and he needed the help, and I needed a job. and I needed a job. So I was between radio gigs, big surprise. And so I said, yeah, I'll work. I'll help you out, no problem.
Starting point is 00:15:15 We were, you know, our kids were playing soccer together, and we were, you know, spending time together anyway. So I might as well work, right, and help him. He needed the help, and it's land surveying. You go out and measure people's property for selling, or you measure, we were measuring. It's amazing how much land you think is yours, but it really still believes.
Starting point is 00:15:35 belongs to the king. That's government land. Like, let's say your front yard. You look at your front yard. That's not all yours. Do you, sir, you take care of it. You're responsible for it. But most of the time, from the middle of the road to about halfway up to your house,
Starting point is 00:15:58 past the sidewalk, past the curb, past the sidewalk, up into your yard, about halfway most of the time, that still belongs to the king. That's how they get away with coming in and tearing it up and putting in new pipelines and tearing up your yard and taking care of, do whatever they want to do without having to ask. Because technically that's still the king's land. Yeah. So anyway, I was, and it was during the summer in Florida and I thought, all right, well, we're going to be doing all these homes. because he got a big, a big summer of houses selling and needed to survey it for the sales, right? And so he was extra business.
Starting point is 00:16:41 I thought, great, I'm going to go out with my man and we're going to be surveying all these houses. It's going to be during the summer. So maybe we get to see some, you know, some people skinny dipping, like this lady, in the pools. And, well, I spent the summer surveying, and I saw one person. swimming naked. So I don't know if that makes my summer worth it or not, but we were surveying a house
Starting point is 00:17:09 and we watched the guy and this was a neighbor too, the same thing. So I don't know if he was trespassing or not. But we were surveying the back of this guy's house at the time. And the neighbor comes out of his house, takes off all his clothes,
Starting point is 00:17:26 a male and walks across the yard, through the other side of the fence into the neighbor's pool. So, yay, yay, not really what I was hoping for, surveying and to take a look at the skinny dippers. But, you know, it did happen.
Starting point is 00:17:48 And what the heck, it was summertime. So, you know, I guess I made it worth it. And then we had to New York City. Body found on the top of a McDonald's in NYC. It was wrapped in plastic reported. In the story, I got to open it up now because in the story, it's one of my favorite lines from one of the people. It talks about they found a man who was found wrapped in a plastic bag on the roof of this McDonald's in the Bronx. They got a 911 call about an unconscious person on the roof of the fast food restaurant.
Starting point is 00:18:19 And he was pronounced dead at the scene. Very sad. The neighbors to the adjacent building in NBC said there was a strong, foul, stench in the air with one person saying they noticed it as they passed by the restaurant around 9 p.m. So you noticed a foul stench in the air passing by on the sidewalk in New York next to a McDonald's. I find that hard to believe. I mean, maybe the building next door, but are you smelling stuff in the air as you walk by the McDonald's and you think, oh, that's McDonald's, what are you doing? You're throwing away too much food. Nope, that's the dead body on the roof.
Starting point is 00:19:07 I would have just, I mean, I've worked in New York and walked on the streets, man. There are many days when there's plenty of foul stench on trash day thrown out on the curbs waiting for the trash guys to come by and pick it up. And if you walk by the McDonald's and have a foul stench, not saying that it couldn't be McDonald's. but it's very possible. It was sticking in New York. There was water leaking in the Lincoln Tunnel, and that connects, you know,
Starting point is 00:19:37 Jersey to Manhattan, and it's busy and heavily traveled, and people were a little concerned that, hey, the Lincoln Tunnel that goes underneath the river that connects New Jersey to Manhattan, there's water leaking out in the middle, and does that mean that we're going to be flood, and not be able to get through the tunnel.
Starting point is 00:20:01 No, no, no, no, no. It was had nothing. It was just a coincidence. It was just some piping issues. So I don't even worry about it. Stop. Not your whining, but a little water in a tunnel underneath a river. Okay?
Starting point is 00:20:14 And we have a big house for sale in Manhattan. The Versailles of Manhattan House. This has been for sale for quite a while. But now's the time to get it. because it's down to, it was at one point, $35 million. And you think to yourself, $35 million, I can't. Like, you guys, I can't do the $35 million. That's just, I just can't.
Starting point is 00:20:41 Well, it's $17.5 million now. So, I mean, it's half. You ought to be able to get into it, right? The Versailles of New York. it's 8,000 square feet 8,000 square feet living in Texas I'm going to say this
Starting point is 00:21:01 it's only 8,000 square feet wow 8,000 square feet 20 feet wide all right so it's in a you know a row home six bedrooms five bathrooms
Starting point is 00:21:20 three and a half It says five bedrooms, that's what they mean, three and a half bathrooms, because it says five bathrooms, three and a half bathrooms, but that would be eight and a half bathrooms and no bedding. So there's five bedrooms, three and a half bathrooms, and an option of adding an additional floor. Well, that's nice for 17.5. You're going to have some leftover cash.
Starting point is 00:21:40 You're not going to know what to do with it. No, you know what? Let's add another floor. It comes with inlaid marble and wood flooring, carved wood moldings and paneling mahogany doors, hand-painted Chinese panels, a staircase,
Starting point is 00:21:58 an elevator with mirrored panels. Nice. And it also, the second floor has a special sound system for recitals and guest speakers along with a green marble fireplace. French doors and a 400-pound 18th century chandelier. The master bedroom on the fourth
Starting point is 00:22:18 for includes two skylights, automated shades, mahogany cabinets, a woodburning fireplace. There's also an office and a private terrace, along with the rooftop deck. The rooftop deck is there unless you're going to add another floor. Then you're going to have to, I don't know if you take the rooftop desk away or a rooftop away or you just add it to the top of the new floor. But either way, 17.5 mil for that, that's not bad. You pick that up for a price and get right on that. Then let's head all the way over to the other side of the country as we head down the headline Fat Pile Friday in San Francisco.
Starting point is 00:23:05 Remember we talked about California, Los Angeles and San Francisco at the beginning of the pandemic, where they were going to talk about giving hope. hotels, empty hotel rooms to the homeless. And we thought it was a great idea then. And it's proving to be even better than what we thought. So if you saw Joy Vila's video post, I should probably tweet that out of Jeffie, JFR, where she's walking the streets of San Francisco
Starting point is 00:23:48 I mean the streets of Los Angeles, streets of San Francisco, TV show from 100 years ago, the streets of Los Angeles showing how bad it is, full of trash, full of homeless people, scary,
Starting point is 00:24:01 it does not look good at all. And that's Los Angeles. So in San Francisco, thousands of homeless people have been housed in these empty hotels. And that was because they used the excuse of, you know, they wanted to slow
Starting point is 00:24:19 the spread of coronavirus. Right. It's pretty much solving nothing. They've had drug-fueled parties, overdoses, deaths, sexual assault going on. According to people who work there, it's almost like pandanoma.
Starting point is 00:24:43 Pandamidium. Pandamidium? Pandamom. Pandemonium? Pandemonium. Eh, same thing. A pandominium. That's where they're living in, the pandemonium.
Starting point is 00:24:52 But it is a pandemonium. It didn't even speak. It's Fat Palf Friday. I'm ready to end the week. But I, I, we told you it was going to be a nightmare. These hotel owners were, I guess, you know, they probably couldn't say no. And the state was stepping in. And look, they were going to be closed.
Starting point is 00:25:14 And this was a way for them to make at least, little bit of money, right? They were getting paid. I don't know how much they're getting paid from the state. It's said here in one of the stories how much they were getting paid, but it didn't seem worth it at the time. I mean, now it doesn't seem worth it. At the time, I'm sure that it did.
Starting point is 00:25:40 Now, they're saying that the Department of Public Health, has been giving them free alcohol, cigarettes, cannabis program for the homeless people, have all been placed in the hotels. I mean, it sounds like a really, really good idea, right? Okay, here we go, yeah. So rooms are rented at close to $200 a night, totaling $6,000 a month. And contracts last between 90 days and two years. but that's not going to be.
Starting point is 00:26:22 I mean, I know their business is dying and they needed the customers and they need the money and the state will, you know, hopefully, hopefully pay them the money. But with the destruction of the rooms and the hallways and the lobbies and the funk from the rooms,
Starting point is 00:26:45 you're never getting rid of that. I'm sorry. You're just not getting rid of the homeless funk in those rooms. And I better be warned. I don't even know if, I mean, right? If they have left some pre-homeless, I hope like, you know, floors three and four were, I mean, even if they weren't,
Starting point is 00:27:07 I mean, if you have, let's say you have a five, four or five-story hotel. And floor one and two were open to the homeless, and that's what you did. So floor three and four, three and four. I mean, doesn't that funk permeate the building then? You've got that homeless
Starting point is 00:27:25 smell coming into the upper I don't even, you know what, never mind, but I'm not staying there and I want my money back if I go into a room and decide that what is that funk? It almost smells like a body on top of a McDonald's, but worse. All right, so we'll be, that would take a little break. Play some music or something and we'll look at some more headlines. So we might as well head over to the break room and get ourselves a drink of something nice
Starting point is 00:28:05 and cold or hot. I'm not picky. You know, if you are more refreshed with something warm, go ahead. I prefer chill. Oh my gosh. So as long as we're in the break room, we'll back up a little bit of a couple things we talked about last week. I know it's still headline Friday. Don't look at me like that. But we talked about the new Demi Moore podcast, and we reviewed it. And you can go back and listen to our review on that. But I saw a story where Demi is saying that the decor of the bathroom was because of Bruce Willis.
Starting point is 00:28:47 That's the bathroom they grew up in. It was Bruce Willis's choice. And she said that, you know, that's, it's. never bothered me. It's quite good. We put rugs in the bathroom because it gets very cold up here on the mountains and you know how it is. And she said that she actually commented on everybody
Starting point is 00:29:04 commenting on the picture and said that she had everybody, you know, the whole family was laughing at the thread. But she said she was most disappointed and this kind of ticks me up which means that she hadn't listened to chewing the fat yet. She noted that she was most disappointed
Starting point is 00:29:22 that commenters didn't discuss the fact that the couch in her bathroom is miniature and it's not normally in my bathroom. We did discuss the couch on chewing the fat. I thought that it was a strange place to have a couch and it was a weird looking couch. Apparently, that room is the best sounding room for her podcast. And she said they went to every room in her house to get the best sound for the podcast and that was the best room. and she moved in the little kid's couch to sit on while she was recording.
Starting point is 00:29:57 And apparently the little kid's couch didn't affect the audio. You can go back and listen to our review. Myself and Chris listened to the podcast and reviewed it. And that should tell you just about what the review was since I'm not going to go into the review now. Remember to subscribe to this podcast, Chewing the Fat. look, it's free. It doesn't go. It's available anywhere. Whatever platform you want to use, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher, whatever one, it doesn't matter. Just subscribe to the podcast. Then tell your friends and neighbors, hey, do you listen to chewing the fat today and you guys can,
Starting point is 00:30:39 you know, give you something to talk about. So, you know, it isn't always about hot today, huh, Bill? That sure is. And then in the house you go, you'll be able to say hot today, isn't it, Bill? Hey, how about that chewing the fat, huh? And then you'd be able to say, hot today, isn't it, Bill? And then you guys will have something to talk about. So you're welcome. Subscribe to chewing the fat. And then you should subscribe to my YouTube channel, Chewing the Fat as well. Barring, difficulties, putting things up on that page. New stuff goes up all the time on that YouTube page, Chewing the Fat. And I'll, I will say that the podcast that I'm releasing on Saturday, tomorrow, for those of you listening live on the 17th of July 2020 is with Dylan Howard, author of Epstein, Dead Men,
Starting point is 00:31:26 Tell No Tales. And he also, his latest book is Royals at War, the untold story of Harry and Megan's shocking split with the House of Windsor. So most of the interview is about Jeffrey Epstein and Maxwell the evil. But we also talked a little bit on the Royals. I mean, I've got the on. What am I not going to talk about it? It's his latest book. So you can listen to that this weekend, but I will release the video as well.
Starting point is 00:31:58 If you wanted to, you know, look at myself and Dylan on the screen while you're hearing the interview. Oh, yeah. So, you're welcome for that. I know. So we have some good news, too. I mean, you know, not everything is not everything is crappy.
Starting point is 00:32:14 Right? I mean, Eminems is launching new flavors. during the pandemic. McDonald's, we talked yesterday, remember we talked yesterday about Taco Bell pulling stuff from the menu, and McDonald's did it not long ago, and, you know, they're just rearranging things,
Starting point is 00:32:31 and people aren't, you know, if you don't complain, it's not, stuff isn't coming back. But we also found out that, beyond meat, a sandwich at McDonald's, in Canada, has now gone by by.
Starting point is 00:32:48 Have a nice day. Apparently, people who eat at McDonald's didn't specifically order the Beyond Meat's, plant, lettuce, and tomato, or the PLT. And so when the testing phase ended, bye-bye, have a nice day to the PLT. Not sure if that's going to happen in America or not, but it does not bode well for the Beyond Meat. burger at fast food restaurants.
Starting point is 00:33:22 We'll see how it goes. They're Burger King with your lemon grass feeding cows. All right, we're still heading down the, you know, down the list of Headline Friday on Chewing the Fat Pile Friday, Headline Friday, whatever you want to, you know, whatever makes you happy. That's fine. Thank you for listening to Chewing the Fat.
Starting point is 00:33:53 We can call it Fat Pile Friday. We can call it, you know, tearing through the headlines. We can do whatever now. a couple of new food items, but lays potato chips, snacks, are trying to get into the, we're going to have a million different flavors of chips instead of, I don't know, let's just have some regular potato chips,
Starting point is 00:34:14 either flat or crispy. Thank you. It would be fine, but no. No, they have to start adding flavors. They've added grilled cheese and tomato soup chips. I mean, I give those a try. Grilled cheese and tomato soup chips. I might be worth a try.
Starting point is 00:34:32 But then we start with the Lays kettle cooked New York style pizza inspired by Grimaldives in New York City. You going to try those? Eh, probably. Lays Nashville hot chicken inspired by Party Fowl in Nashville. We have Lays Philly cheese steak inspired by Gino's steaks in Philadelphia. I mean, we have to try those, but I hope those are good. And Gino, man, I miss the steak sandwiches in Philadelphia.
Starting point is 00:35:03 Do not tell my wife I said that. Do whatever you do. Don't tell my wife. I said, in fact, we have to edit that out of the podcast, Chris, please. Just take it away. I don't want anything positive about Philadelphia being out there for my wife to catch me in a corner run. And then we have the last two. I'll have a little bit of an issue with Lays, wavy.
Starting point is 00:35:28 carnitas street taco carnitas tacos lays wavy carnitas that's why I said carnitas carnitas yeah carnitas inspired by El Torto
Starting point is 00:35:48 El Torito That's what I said El Torto in Los Angeles Oh that might not be good And then they have Les Chili Relina Chile Rejeno
Starting point is 00:36:02 That's what I said Chilli Relano Inspired by I'm sorry Chile Rejeno Yes I said Inspired by Cossina Azul
Starting point is 00:36:14 No Cucina Azul That's what I said Cossina Azul In Albuquerque I don't know Lays What are you doing
Starting point is 00:36:21 You know Obviously We're going to have to have Some sort of Taste test. Some sort of taste test with these chips. When things get back to normal. Speaking of getting back to normal,
Starting point is 00:36:49 did you see the Utah meeting on masks? Now, I'm telling you, people are starting to freak out about the masks thing. Okay, so Utah has a meeting where they're going to talk about wearing masks and physically distancing. They're going to talk about school children, whether they're going to go back to school or whether they're not going to go back to school.
Starting point is 00:37:14 And so all these people show up. Packed the house for this county commission meeting. Now, many of them weren't wearing masks. They weren't physically distancing. I guess it's physically distancing now. It's not. social distancing. Social distancing is too broad.
Starting point is 00:37:33 We need physically distancing. Okay. All right. Just remember that. It's not social distance anymore. It's physically distancing yourself. And wearing masks. Very few people, the picture is amazing.
Starting point is 00:37:48 They are elbow to elbow, shoulder to shoulder, hip to hip, butt to front. And very few people wearing masks. And so over the audiences, they want this meeting. They want this meeting to find out. Now, according to the room, they could only get about a hundred people in the room. It was so small. And so they had a big rally outside as well. Now, the commissioners decided, no, we can't have this.
Starting point is 00:38:21 This is wrong. There's too many people in here. We're not physically distancing. Nobody's wearing masks. We're going to cancel this meeting. Wait, what? And so they vote two to one, the three commissioners. We are dissent.
Starting point is 00:38:38 This meeting is over. Have a nice day. We're done. And the one commissioner who wanted the meeting voted obviously to continue the meeting. And they still had it. The whining commissioner who was all wound up about having all the people in this room and not wearing masks left. and, you know, the other two hung out and finished talking. Now, I will say, and they make it look so bad,
Starting point is 00:39:05 because the only people they quote, there's over 100 people, and they talk about the 350 to 400 people at the rally before the meeting outside. They quote, I think two people, maybe three, and those are the wackos. One lady, COVID is a hoax. It's a lie. It's a political stunt.
Starting point is 00:39:28 it's no different than the flu I don't want to teach my children to fear the world and it's going to rewire their brains okay why didn't we talk to some of the people who just said I want schools to open the science says kids can be together and it's fine if you want to wear a mask you can if you decide not to wear a mask
Starting point is 00:39:58 You don't have to. Individual choice. This is America. Nope. Can't have that. Can't have that. Not one little bit. Okay.
Starting point is 00:40:07 All right. Be that way. Fine. No problem. I will tell you about British Airways grounding their 747 jets. However, I've reached my limit on this particular website. So the 747, the British Airways, because of the pandemic and the airline industry is
Starting point is 00:40:27 going down. Have a nice day. My limit on this particular website is over and I can no longer see websites. It just tells me I'm up on my limit and they want me to subscribe. So that's
Starting point is 00:40:43 not going to have it. Apparently, probably it's a monthly thing. I don't know how many they're giving me, but I still have, I mean, it's the 17th of July, so I've got a couple weeks left before before I can able to see stories from that website again. So I'm going to have to go back and figure out a way to make that happen.
Starting point is 00:41:05 Download and subscribe to more content at the blaze.com slash podcasts. All right, thanks for continuing along with the ride here on Fat Poff Friday. I never did in the earlier portion of chewing the fat. I never did get to Johnny Depp's trial. I mean, I'd just go down the headlines of the links that I have. here. They are amazing. Okay, so the bodyguard admits to giving the wrong photo in court. So they have the photo of Depp, uh, with a bruise on his face. They're trying to say that Amber Heard was the one who was hurting him. So we find out in court that, yeah, I did take the picture, but I lost that phone and I
Starting point is 00:41:47 couldn't find it. So there was another picture. We took it, we took another picture from another time that we put together and that's a different picture but it's the same thing the same thing happened wow okay discredited witness for Johnny Depp there Depp
Starting point is 00:42:05 called herd scum threatened her to fix her flabby ass this couple should not have been a couple to begin with clearly Depp's
Starting point is 00:42:21 butler testifies that the actress was the antagonizer okay all right the I think it was the butler as well or wasn't a friend I'm going to have to click on this link
Starting point is 00:42:34 because I cannot remember who it was that said it was the former assistant Amber Hurd's former assistant testified that Hurd's assault story was hers
Starting point is 00:42:50 and that she twisted it and changed it to be for her. So the assistant had a one-time boss or was raped and assaulted and she told her heard that and
Starting point is 00:43:08 her twisted it around for her own benefit. Incredible testimony. Incredible. It talks about Amber Hurd not wanting Johnny Depp to know about her James Franco romantic scene. It said that Elon Musk was
Starting point is 00:43:24 responsible for herds bruises, not Johnny Depp. I mean, this case is just out of control. These two need to just go away. Johnny, I know you're suing the sun, but this information didn't need to
Starting point is 00:43:41 do it need to happen. Maybe he needs the money now. I don't know. Maybe he's hurting so bad. But he had all kinds of money stolen. It's possible, I guess. I guess. We still have, I mean, I've got a ton of headline. I mean, All right, here's some headlines here that have been on the show sheet for a few days that I haven't gotten to, and I'll just do the headlines.
Starting point is 00:44:01 Kenyas is getting its Internet from balloons now. The Alphabet's Loon Project, that would be Google's Loon Project, which launched in Puerto Rico and Nevada and made the journey to East Africa. So good for Kenya. They're getting their Internet from balloons now. We've moved ahead. Boy, technology is great, isn't it? Yes, it is. which I get my
Starting point is 00:44:25 Wi-Fi hooked up to Loon Balloon 1. Colorado squirrel tested positive for Bubani Plate. I think we may have mentioned that jokingly. That happens every year out there. Those squirrels and rats in Colorado, those silly partiers, they show
Starting point is 00:44:41 up with the Bubani plague ever so often. Never mind that. And sure there was reports of Bubonic plague in China as well. I was sure there was reports of a new swine flu coming out of China. But don't mind that. We're in the middle of a pandemic with COVID-19, damn it.
Starting point is 00:45:04 Talked about Italy, returning the stolen Banski to France. There was the artist made, you know, had the one art piece stolen. It was the door from the big shooting in France. Well, I can't remember the name of that. Now I'm going to have to click on this link so that I don't. I don't want to make people all wound up. You don't remember the 2015 Paris attacks? Yes, I do.
Starting point is 00:45:35 Okay, that's what this was representing. The Banski was a door to remind people of the tragic and distressing event. I got it. But it was stolen. And they found it in somebody's attic. Oh, it was just in my attic. Look what I found. Huh.
Starting point is 00:45:54 It was the artwork for Banski worth, you know, millions. What was it doing hanging out in my attic? Weird. I don't know what happened there. According to China, their economy grew 3.2% last quarter. Oh, really? Really? I don't know about you, but I don't necessarily believe that.
Starting point is 00:46:17 I just don't. Chippolei. going to hire 10,000 more employees to support its drive-through expansion. Good for them. At least someone is going to be hiring. I have a fan. If the drive-through expansion is booming for Chippole and they need more employees, great. If you're a fan of Chippole, go there.
Starting point is 00:46:44 Go through the drive-thru because those people need to work. United Healthcare Group. that it had record profits last quarter. Really? Wow, that's incredible. $6.6 billion? I don't think they've paid for all the patients, the COVID-19 patients in the hospital yet there.
Starting point is 00:47:05 So could be, that will go down soon as those bills come due. I can guarantee you that. And I really wanted to talk to this guy. We've got to try to find to get a hold of this guy, too. I do want to talk to this guy. for an American dream segment. Okay. So would you think to yourself,
Starting point is 00:47:25 nothing can be invented in? You know, you don't know. There's nothing happening. There's nothing new. It's all old hat. Well, wrong. And when I tell you what this guy invented, you're going to think to yourself,
Starting point is 00:47:36 why didn't I think of that? And because I know I did. I thought, why didn't I think of that? So, former U.S. Army Green Beret, Kyle Daniels. He goes to his final tour and he was he comes back home from his final tour
Starting point is 00:47:58 and he's really miffed and dismayed by the latest bout of flag burning around the country. And he's you know he can't believe that A people are burning flags but you know darn those flags are burning right so we've watched this
Starting point is 00:48:14 this is where I tell you that you're going to think this idea why didn't I think of that? He thinks all these people are burning flags, how come those flags burned so easy? So he develops the unburnable American flag.
Starting point is 00:48:31 Two years of research, it withstands the fire. It's veteran-owned company. It's a hundred percent fire-retard flag. It's made from Kevlar and Nomex. And it's the same fabrics that the service members and first responders where it will not burn is what the website says i am in love with this guy they went through
Starting point is 00:48:55 hundreds of prototypes and uh the company firebrand flag company uh just launched uh earlier last month it's about a month old now uh and i am in love with this guy you want i mean american dream an idea come to fruition the unburnable flag we i want it Kyle Daniels If you're listening or someone knows you, would love to talk to you on Chewings and FAB because you, sir, are definitely a picture of the American dream that still can happen in this country. So I want to get to a couple of these emails.
Starting point is 00:49:34 I mean, I've asked you to send them in, and I appreciate it, and you can continue to send them in about happiest moments of your life, just times in your life when it was the, you know, you realize that it was just the happiest time. It was so good. and it was there was nothing that you were lacking for at that time in your life, whatever it was.
Starting point is 00:49:52 And you can email me at Chewing the Fat at the Blaze.com. And I'll go through them and I'll get to them. We'll get to them all and we'll break them down for you and we'll read them. But I'll give you a couple today to get you through the weekend. One from Mike, one of the happiest moments in my life is when I received my job as a deputy sheriff. My parents were so proud when the sheriff swore me in and handed me my badge. It was special as my father had been a deputy sheriff and that I was following in his footsteps. Perfect.
Starting point is 00:50:21 And that's wonderful. Again, everybody has multiple happy moments, or at least I hope that you do in your life. But there are sometimes when you catch yourself saying, wow, that was a moment. You look back and you go, that was such an unbelievably happy moment. So this particular email from Lee, so my happy. So my happiest moment happened six years ago. When I finally had enough of being a company driver, 31 years, two different companies. I bought my own truck and became an owner-operator.
Starting point is 00:50:57 It is the best decision I ever made. The freedom, the money, it hasn't been easy, but I love it. Again, fantastic story. And again, I'm sure that Lee has had other moments, but this is, you know, one of the the happiest moments of his life. So you can email me your happiest moments, uh, chewing the fat at the blaze.com.
Starting point is 00:51:26 This story, I will say I don't know if I believe it. Now, am I saying that someone would email me a story that wasn't true? Yes, I am saying that. So Terrence, uh,
Starting point is 00:51:40 emails me a number of years ago, I realized that I was falling in love with a girl that I just started dating. One night when we were lying in bed at her apartment talking, she told me that she thought she was pregnant. Since we had only been dating for about three weeks, I was understandably somewhat confused. When I asked her if, under the circumstances, she was sure it was mine, she screamed something incoherent and ran out the door of the apartment. At the time, she was dressed in a pair of black pajamas vaguely reminiscent of outfits previously favored by the Viet Cong. I frantically tried to get in touch with her for several days, but was unable to reach her. I knew that before she and I started going out, she had been dating a brother of a guy I knew.
Starting point is 00:52:24 When I saw him, I asked if he'd seen her. He indicated that he had and that she was fine. Well, it did take me a month or so to get over her. One of the happiest moments of my life is when I realized that she was either one crazy or two trying to pin a real or imagine pregnancy on me. I didn't see her again for about 20 years. When I did, she was reasonably friendly and never mentioned our last somewhat bizarre evening together. Happy, happy, happy.
Starting point is 00:52:55 Okay. Do I believe that story? The answer to that is, I want to. It took a long time to get happy, happy, happy. Well, maybe not. It only took a month when you realize that she was gone and out of your life. but I don't know I think it just sounds like a story
Starting point is 00:53:19 that isn't real could it be yes and if it is I am happy for you being happy on that but I question it's a little bit I got another email from Rob said he wanted to answer my question
Starting point is 00:53:38 on why large retailers Walmart Kroger and more are ignoring consumers individual rights at Walmart you must wear a mask posting a show me your receipt person he says Nazi at the door policy even though you just paid for your groceries at the register and you wouldn't be holding a receipt if you hadn't paid for them so here's the short reason the whole management and store personnel have been indoctrinated in our educational systems marks us teachings these companies have adopted a liberal ideology they believe in collectism and they know collectivism and they know what is best for the customer
Starting point is 00:54:14 They do not view customers. They do individuals. They view customers in groups. Currently, comrade collectivism is in. Individualism is out. That according to him is his short answer. He's also Bob that they are getting rid of employees. You know, we talked about the complete checkout, the auto checkout.
Starting point is 00:54:36 And he was wondering why he questions why Walmart would lay off employees now. that he uses a number saying that if every U.S. Walmart Supercenter lays off five employees at 17,845 people in the unemployment line. It doesn't seem to show Walmart's good corporate responsibility, at least towards the communities where these stores are located. Meanwhile, don't want to wear a mask. Don't shop there. I understand that.
Starting point is 00:55:15 But if you don't want it, since it is becoming a mandate, they're not letting you in. So I told you yesterday, this is my plan this weekend. I'm going to go to the company's website of the stores that we frequent in this family, and I'm going to print out their mask rules
Starting point is 00:55:36 because every one of them has the disclaimer. If you have a health issue, you do not have to wear the mask. Now, if you just walk in and say, I've got a health issue there, don't let you. You got to wear a mask or you can't get in. But if I have their rules in front of me, in my hand, they've got to let me in, right? Right? You may have heard of the sex cult nexium and the famous actress who went to prison for her involvement, Alison Mack.
Starting point is 00:56:21 But she's never told her side of the story until now. People assume that I'm like, this pervert. My name is Natalie Robamed. And in my new podcast, I talked to Allison to try to understand how she went from TV actor to cult member. How do you feel about having been involved in bringing sexual trauma to other people? I don't even know how to answer that question. Alison Afternexium from CBC's Uncover is available now on Spotify.

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