Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 42 | HELLO! It's Winter...

Episode Date: March 4, 2019

Jeffy brings you the news of the day to include the water cooler. He talks about the Queen of England and many other topics like getting snowed in. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Welcome to it. So the other day on my Facebook page, Jeff Fisher Radio, which you can follow me on, and you can follow me. That's Jeff Fisher Radio on Facebook and Instagram, at Jeff EMRA on Twitter. I posted a video of a mom letting her kid try Hershey's Coco, the natural unsweetened powder kind that is horrible and nasty and it's only made for baking and you're not supposed to eat it regular. But the kid would not stop bugging mom. And so she even said, I've told him it's going to be horrible, it's going to be bad. And he puts a spoonful in his mouth.

And that second, that split second when he realizes this was not a good thing. This is horrible. And I shouldn't have been such a whiner. Why did my mom let me do this? And we've all done it. A thousand times funny. And then he's coughing it out and it's powder and he's struggling. And he realizes that mom was right.

no question mom was right so I'm scrolling through the and I just posted it for me funny it's just funny mom's best with her little kid one of the replies in the comment section was this is horrible to do to a child

what is wrong with these parents he could have aspirated the fine powder into his lungs not to mention just a horrible experience of putting bitter powder into your mouth and not being able to get it out he will never forget this way to build trust mom and dad that's what she did she built trust go ahead here you go i'm telling you

not to eat it now when mom says you shouldn't eat that he's going to say you know mom was right on the cocoa unsweetened chocolate just because it had a hershey's name on it doesn't make it good that's what she was doing. Now some people would say to this person who wrote this comment, shut up. Not me though. I would just say this is what the parents did. It's built trust.

And sometimes you have to let the kid touch the hot burner. Not long. I don't want the kid to be burn-burned. You know, you don't want them burn-burned. You just want them. like that's really hot don't touch it don't do it oh oh oh okay told you

but once again though just let me reiterate you don't want to be burned burned so it is cold everywhere in the United States pretty much every I mean all over it's cold everywhere I mean it's extra cold here in Texas today

but it's not you know freezing cold but it's darned close It is. That's darn close. And it's not getting much warmer than where we're at right now, which is darn close to freezing. Just letting you know. So, of course, we're getting stories of people getting their car buried with snow plows, pushing them underneath giant piles of snow.

I love it. And last week we had a lady who got shoved under a pile of snow, and then the snowplow hits her, hits the car, and the trunk pops open. And now instead of the first, this is where we're at in America. The first thought isn't, hey, I wonder if somebody's in the car that I just plowed a giant snow plow on top of. His first thought is, oh, now I got to go call a wrecker and dig this out so we can tow it and make the towing money. So they go and he shovels it out and he gets to the tow truck gets there. As they're starting to shovel it out, they see a hand on the window.

This old lady's like, hello? She's been stuck in there for five hours. Wow. Now, she obviously, I mean, five hours is not bad. Do you relieve yourself on yourself in five hours? Maybe. No, no, no. Maybe.

Maybe. You have issues if you can't hold you in five hours. Okay, if you do have issues, then yes. Maybe you do. But if you're a normal, healthy human being, you can hold it five hours. You sleep from eight hours in average. Well, you're on medication. stuff so I'm lucky to make

you know hour and a half asleep I found a new way anyway that's another story so then we get a story of a guy now that she was she was plowed under just for a few hours out of a out of a you know a snow plow I could I've got a great story of an old car

of mine that got under a pile of snow like that I live in Michigan it was parked in a lot I bought another car and the giant snowstorm they came and they plowed the parking lot it was in and just shoved my old car into the snow pile. Now, I thought someone had come and towed. I called all kinds of places, and it was underneath this giant snow pile.

And then I'd come to find out, as a snow started to melt, the kids in the neighborhood of this building had dug into the snow and they were playing in the car. They stole my golf clubs. They put cigarette butts out in the seats. Sure, the kids put the cigarette butts. Agonizing. I love that car, too. It was an old flower.

It was a black station wagon that used to. to haul flowers from a funeral home. Love that car. Anyway, so then I just left it there. I just left it there. My favorite golf clubs, my golf club stolen out of it. And then about a week later, I get a... Hello?

Yeah, this is... Hello? Who is it? It's me, the guy that wants to talk to you about your car that's parked in a parking lot. Oh, no, no. Yeah, I know. Do you know your car parked in that lot, right?

It's all beat up and smashed it. Are you sure it's mine? Yeah, I know it's yours. How do you know? Because it's the license plate and everything that's registered to you. So what I'm going to do is I'm going to let you sign this piece of paper here and give you 50 bucks and it's my car now, okay? Okay. You ain't lying, okay.

Thank you. Take care. Bless your heart. Bomboy, y'all. Love that car. So then we get a story this weekend of a guy that got stuck and then got snowed in. All right. So he gets stuck.

And it's, you know, big snow plow. He's in, he's in, where was it, in Oregon? Yes. And so he gets stuck and he can't get out. And he takes him and his dog, and they get out. And they decided, well, let's try to walk out. And they walked a little ways and they were like, the dog probably looked at him like, uh, dude, no.

All right, I'm going to pee over here on the snow and then I'm going to walk my ass back to the car. Okay. Because this right here ain't happening. Okay, you ain't lying. And so they won't get back to the car. And so every so often they get out of the car and he started the car up and, you know, he'd get a little bit of heat, but he's stuck in the middle of nowhere, right? And no food.

Aha! Wrong, my friends. He and the dog live on Taco Bell fire sauce packets for five days. Five days. All right. All right. Good luck. God bless.

So is Taco Bell reaching out? They should. They should, right? This is a perfect story of we all joke around about how we're going to live in bad times. Do we have any, you know, food or anything like that? Well, yeah, you've got a drawer full of. Taco Bell sauce. By the way, Taco Bell, keep on putting a handful because I love how much sauce, fire sauce?

Here's 30,000 fire sauce. I just did it too. No, no, no. Just take them off. That really is, I'm sure managers at every Taco Bell are like, don't put 30 in the bag. They don't. You have to fight some places for ketchup. Yeah, McDonnells.

I said extra catch-up. Yeah, one more. No, more. Handful. Handful. Yeah, a handful of two. Yeah, no, more. So I've developed a new way around that, though, at the drive-thrues.

This is a little helpful hand for me, all right? So a lot of times, like, I know this defeats the drive-through purpose a little bit because you want to go through the drive-thru, but really, really, just go in. Just go in. And then what you do is you ask, every place gives you a free little plastic cup. for water. You're waiting for your food. I'm not thirsty. I need a plastic cup. I'll give me, I have a drink of water.

And you fill that up with ketchup. You're welcome. So the reason this is happening, though, all right? One of our favorite things we've talked about on this show a million times is live news shots, man on the street. They all have to do it for whatever reason. And they have to talk, right?

I'm thankful. You have to talk. If I put a camera in front of you with a microphone, I have to say something. Everybody thinks they have to. No, but you have to. Everybody thinks they have to. Actually, you don't. No, no, no, no, Jeffrey.

I have a camera in front of me with a microphone. I have to say something. Actually, no, you don't. You don't have to. Are you sure? Because we have a whole wall. We have a whole wall of different people. I heard it on the news.

I know. I've got bronchitis. I don't want to get time for that. Ain't my time for that. I know. So you have to. to talk to them. So this weekend, we got a new one. Man

on the street, actually woman on the street, Diane in Brooklyn. Of course it's winter and the news is out asking people and think about it's cold out. It's cold. It's freezing, right? Because right now Monday, there's no school in New York because of over snow. Oh yeah, I mean, New Jersey issued a state of emergency yesterday too.

And they've shut down the Northeast. So there's no school. So this is a reporter, you know, talking to. And, you know, it's cold out. Don't you think? Don't you think it's Winter time, do you think? We get mad because of snowing, but it's winter outside. I mean, we are a bunch of weird people, okay? Thank you.

If there was summer and it was snowing, yes. It is winter. It's winter. Hello, it's winter. Hello, about three, four weeks ago. It was, what, three degrees outside. It's a heat wave out here now. Hello, it's winter, yes.

I'm not surprised. I love it. It's winter. Let's work with it. This is a heatway. Greece, three weeks ago. How soon we forget. Amen.

Amen. Now, as a reporter at local television stations, you live for people like this. You want... You want people to think that when you put a microphone in a camera in front of them, they have to speak. I mean, you want to. Most of the time, you get just inane stupid stuff that means, yeah, I thought they... And that's why you get the funny comedy bits, too. people ask you they answer because they think they have to answer and if they don't know the

question they don't want to look stupid in front of the camera with the microphone so they answer stupidly they answer wrong but it's right to them because they don't want to look stupid and they nobody's going to call them out on it except that when they get on the video and it goes on the internet and everybody looks at you forever and knows that you're an idiot but thankfully people believe that they have to speak when they put a camera in front of them and a microphone like I heard it on the news And I said it was ridiculous man That's it

When Linda was asked about the potato band In New Hampshire She was on the street Man on the street How did they ask her the question So they go hey Have you heard about the potato thing And then she goes

I heard it on the news And I said it was ridiculous man That's it But how does that She was walking by the She was walking by the, she was on the same street that the last place that was robbed was the dry cleaners. Okay.

And he had robbed a couple other places. And so, the man on the street, they're doing the coverage. They're outside of the dry cleaners. Linda's walking by. Excuse me. Have you heard about the potato bandit crime that's going on? I heard it on the news. And I said it was ridiculous, man.

That's it. So I see you bundled up out here on the street. And you see it's a. It's a really cold outside. We're snowing. New York is in a state of emergency. So is New Jersey. What do you think?

We get mad because it's snowing, but it's winter outside. I mean, we are a bunch of weird people, okay? If it was summer and it was snowing, yes. It is winter. Thank you. Amen. Diane from Brooklyn. Amen.

How soon we forget. So to get just a tad political but not political here on chewing the fat. House Democrats want the Jeffrey Epstein sex case reopened. All right. So the reason I'm talking about it is politics, but it's not really politics because it's Jeffrey Epstein's, you know, sex case. Now, 14 Democratic members of Congress have asked the U.S. Attorney General to reopen the criminal investigation into Jeffrey Epstein. He's the 66-year-old Palm Beach hedge fund manager accused of sexually trafficking underage girls. All right. So he had the, now I'll tell you why it's not going to be reopened. And this is just a

thought because it probably, you know, it will. The only reason they want to reopen it is because Trump's name is attached to Jeffrey Epstein a few times on his flights. And we don't have to get into the whole Jeffrey Epstein story. But, you know, on his... Little Black Book? In his flight... Manifest.

Yeah. On his private plane, the private jet taken to the sex island. I'm sorry, because I'm confused. This is a guy that had the bunch of kids. and who will fly people in and out to have sex with them? Correct. Okay. Correct.

Now, they wanted to reopen the case. Now, last week, a federal judge ruled that the 2008 deal, which was sealed, was illegal because it violated Epstein's victims' rights. It violated the victim's rights. So they're going to be able to fight to get that open, get that deal reopened. But, and it's a fascinating story. because he worked such a huge deal. I mean, they were working in concert with each other.

Epstein's lawyers and the state attorney, who is now working for Trump, by the way, which is why... They won't open the case. Yeah, because he's labor secretary. Oh, yes, yes, yes. And so, you know, they're asking for all this to step down. However, you know, the victims weren't told of the deal

until Epstein was sentenced. By keeping it secret, prosecutors prevented the victims, mostly 13 to 16-year-olds, from appearing at his sentencing and appealing to the judge. Prosecutors misled the sentencing judge into believing there were only a few victims when, in fact, by the time he was sentenced, they identified three dozen, at least.

What is that? Three dozen? Yes. Amazing. Now, his deal, he ended up going to prison for, Or something about, I forget how many months. Where does it say here? 13 months in Palm Beach County Jail.

That's it. Okay. However. Halfway House? No, it was jail. It was Palm Beach County Jail. How dare you? How dare you?

I feel like you're something else is going to strike. Well, I mean, when you're in jail and you're Jeffrey Epstein. Uh-huh. And you're, you know, spent millions of dollars on, you know, you've given people. lot of money. Yeah. And you fly in the house.

You ain't lying. Yeah. You can't be expected not to be able to work. What do you mean? What do you mean? Well, you got, I mean, if you're in jail, you can't work. No, you cannot work. So what's the point of being in jail?

So that's why they had, you know, his private driver pick him up every day. Into what? And drive him into his downtown office so he could work. And then back to jail? Yeah. So he was staying for free at a jail. nothing changed. Somebody he went to the drive-thru gets on McDonald's.

Have you seen his house? He lived in mansions and owned islands. He's living in a crap hole pump. He's kind of jail. You're not paying rent. You're struggling. Are you paying rent? You're struggling.

Are you paying rent? You're not paying rent. Those tax dollars certainly paid for that. Yeah, not his. Yeah, so he's a millionaire. He plays a lot of taxes. Are you sure he's paying taxes? You know, according to all these people in Congress,

the 1% is not paying taxes. That ain't to be. It needs to be tax more. If you look at his one house in Palm Beach, one of his homes in Paul Beach. It ain't Palm Beach County Jail. No? I'll tell you that. And look, you don't know what.

I mean, it might have been a VW bug as driver was picking him up in. He's not driving. God forbid. Bentley. But I'll tell you why I mentioned this doesn't go much farther. Because as fascinating as it is, and they all want to find different ways to get to Trump, right? Well, you have to. He's not the only one that's on the list.

Clinton. there's a bunch of big time democratic progressive people on that list Bill's not the only one of Bill's out anyway now the Clintons are out now so it's okay to take them down so that's a good point now that I say that out loud the Clintons are out now so it's okay to take them down so if Bill comes down with this oh well right that makes it look like they don't care about sides

that's a good point yeah but there's also other people that are on the Epstein list that is going to hurt. They're not going to happen this. They're not going to open this again. Good luck. Good luck. Now, that haven't been said, I read a story this weekend about a model who exposed an elite pedophile ring. This Natasha Jayette, I think her name is.

Model, socialite TV presenter, former contestant on Big Brother, a show you watch. Chris. You know that which big brother? Yeah, I do. So Natasha Jett Yeah. Was on that show? All right. And she started claiming that she had evidence of high-level pedophile ring involving VIPs and politicians, movie stars, all these celebrities.

And as soon as she said that, she was attacked. Death threats said, you know, she was crazy. I don't know what she's talking about. Yeah. I mean, she was afraid of that. In fact, She tweeted out after all this, I'm not going to commit suicide.

You have to. I'm not going to take too much cocaine or drown in a bath or shoot myself. So if this happens, it wasn't me. Oh, she didn't say. Save this tweet. She wrote this in April of last year. Okay, April of last year. Did she say anything about car crash?

Usually, you know, they push a car off, you know, bridge. Car goes, boof. Yeah, she was found dead in a lot. nightclub. She, they found her body at the Zanadu party salon in Buenos Aires.

She just found naked in a bed, cocaine residue in her nostrils, along with traces of LSD and liquor in her system. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Now, it's funny how they word this too. It's funny how they word this too because they talk about

traces of LSD and liquor in her system. But then they don't talk about cocaine in her system they talk about the residue in her nostrils so they just threw some they just threw some cocaine on her face yeah yeah hey you just put some powder some powder on her nose fascinating

fascinating wow fascinating now about wow right I know so a year ago almost a year ago she said I'm not suicidal I'm not gonna die over overdose I'm not almost a year later oops did overdose in Buenos Aires

yeah in another country now well that's I mean That's where she's from, and that's really where she was talking about, this big pedophile ring. Now, in a similar case, Mark Minnie, author of the controversial book, The Lost Boys of Bird Island, devoted his post-police life to exposing the corruption and horrifying pedophilia he discovered while working as a detective. Last year, after publishing the book, he was found a shot in the head. Police are calling it an apparent suicide. That's all. Don't worry about it.

Can we check your social media? If you have any evidence toward any of these huge sex rings or pedophile rings, I mean, you got to go to our rescue, man. You got to get with our people at OUR and let them, just take it to them, man. Let them take care of it. If you come out trying to say, I'm going to do it, we're going to take these people down. Good for you, but don't do yourself. Good for you.

Yes, good for you. You absolutely need to do it. Yes. But I would say a tweet apparently doesn't save you. No. A book does not save you. Because you're not around. No. What do you mean?

What book? What are you talking about? That guy's crazy. He shot himself. She OD'd. She OD'd in a bar. LSD boo. She was crazy.

Wacked out of her mind. Yeah, she's dead. Never mind. You get O-U-R on it, man. You do. All right, let's go to the break room. I'm thirsty. I need a Coca-Cola zero sugar.

And let's do some break rooms. Oh my gosh. That's so good. Even when it's cold outside, I don't care. Still need Coke zeros. So those of you that are on the keto diet, good for you. I hope it works out for you. And I know there are many of you out there doing the keto thing.

And, you know, but there's apparently some side effects that you need to concern yourself with. I know. I know now you've got your attention, right? Because you're thinking side effects. What side effects? Well, one of the side effects is keto breath. It's overripe or rotten, fruity, or metallic smell. It's not like coffee?

Coffee breath? Yeah. I think it's worse. It's worse. But there's also another side effect that has people concerned as well. It's called Cato Crotch. So. What is that?

Well, let's just say that, you know, there for a while, it makes the area below your belt area have an aroma that is less than desirable. So might change. You know, after a little while, after a few weeks, after a month or so, you get your body evened out. then, you know, things might turn around a little bit. But until then, hope for just keto breath. Hope for just keto breath. That's all I'm saying.

Big news this weekend, too, from the movie industry. Sylvester Stallone just announced that John Rambo returns in 2019. I saw that. Think about it. It gives his final performance, is it? as John Rambo.

Now, you think what is left for John Ram... Last Blood. I love Sylvester Stallone in these stupid movies. This is the fifth one. I mean, he's got franchises, man. Just franchises movies. He's got so much money.

He makes me... I hate him so much now. Come to think of it, I hate him. The expendables, too. The expendables. It's got Rocky. Rocky. He's got the first blood, last bloods.

The Rambo series. It's just... I hate him now that I think about it. I hate him. I don't even want to talk about it anymore. So this story follows Rambo, although I'm going to, because he's Sylvester Stallone. And he's got the stupid exercise, stupid thing that he does for Netflix. Oh, Beastmaster.

Yeah, Beast Master. That the Rock has tried to copy on network television. I don't know. I don't know how it's going. Exactly. That's how it's going. But it's not Netflix. No.

I watched, I did watch some of the Rock show, whatever it's called. I don't remember what it is. Giant Goliath? The Titans. The Titan Games. Yeah, the Titan. The Titan Games. Well, not like that, though.

Sorry, that was me. It's one for the Titans. The Titans, the Titans. Not like that, though. I apologize for that. I didn't mean to confuse you. You didn't confuse me. You repeated what I said,

but I just want to make sure that you know is just the Titan games, not the Titan, the Titans. Just making sure. Are you drunk? What is your deal? Did you say that on the air or in my ear or what? I said that on both.

On the air and on the ear. First of all, have we not discussed this before? No ear talking. There's no ear talking. When we're recording the podcast. On air. It was a joke because when I'm talking to you on air, I'm also talking to on the ear.

So that's what I said. Seriously, if I come in there and there's booze open, where we're going to be discussed, it wasn't going to be a problem. There's be intervention. I saw your gardening thing this weekend. There's a problem with alcohol somewhere in your life when you want to garden in Texas. And I know you think it's cute now, but when it's 110 degrees outside and the wife says,

hey, we've got to go out in a hole and weed. You're going to know we don't? No, that's why I got Julio. Uh-huh. Do you? Julio the gardener. Uh-huh. We'll see how that works out for you.

Uh-huh. Because you ain't got me coming over. I'll tell you that. Is your name Julio? No, it is not. Okay, then. So Rambo, John Rambo, the fifth, the fifth, the fifth installment of the genre. Fifth installment.

The fifth installment. Oh, by the way, he got the Creed. Right. Well, no, that's the Rocky. That's part of the Rocky. No, it's not. It's part of the Rocky. It's not part of the Rock.

Last time I'm a check. Okay, Drunk. It's Creed. Okay, drunk. This is part of the Rocky franchise. I know they're trying to reviv. It's a spin-off. Jeff, you can't put it on.

It's the Rock Key. And Creed. That's it. Can I finish talking about John Rambo now? Yes. He's just popping my head to Creed. Which is part of the Rocky franchise, which is what was already mentioned. Thank you.

So apparently, John Rambo has been working on a friend's ranch. As he crosses the U.S.-Mexico border to find a friend's kidnapped daughter. Of course, he's going to help him out. You know, the daughter that's kidnapped. He finds himself up against the full might of one of Mexico's most violent cartels. Rambo up against the cartel, boom! So, of course, he saves the daughter and blows up everything in the midst. We aren't going to have a border left.

There's not a border left. It's just going to be a giant hole. It's going to be a new Grand Canyon between Mexico and the United States, put there by John Rambo. It'll be fun. That'll be fun to watch. We also got news about Megan Markle and her royal baby. Oh. So there's still a little fight going on between her and a sister-in-law.

They've got a little battle going on. Sister-in-law was too busy to go up to New York for the baby shower. I was going to say, did the baby shower already happen? In New York. Okay. But they're also having a sister-in-law is having a United Kingdom. Of course. Well, you have to, you know.

You know, baby shower too with the elites in the UK. You go do your little New York thing. We're not going to that. Get on a plane? No. With your little, you're going to give away your suitcases with all your little TV and Hollywood stars, that's fine. But it's not, back here we're not doing that. But she said she's talking about raising a child with a fluid approach to gender.

I have one question. She won't be imposing any stereotypes. I think not. The queen will not. That was my question. Have we talked to the queen up? The queen will not happen. That will not happen.

This queen is very old-fashioned. He was born in 1900. I got news for you. Queens, kings, princes, princesses. That's gender role right there, you idiot. Thank you.

Prince, a boy, princess, a girl. Queen, a girl, king, a boy. That's the way it works. You cannot get no more than gender when it comes to the hierarchy in the royals. I know, thank you. That is all they're about. The choir, bro.

You're preaching the choir. That's all what they're about. Dude, are you drunk? You know what? Yes. So she was talking about having her little, you know, baby nursery with the smartphone controlled monitoring system. So what?

I mean, everybody has that in today's world. But. Footman. Yeah, I know. Over there, they do have that a long time ago. Yeah, but this is what you get. Is that the baby crying? It is.

Somebody better get in there and take it. The baby's making some noise. Actually, I don't think she has access to that. The footman is the one that gets the buzzer alert. Little baby George is. No, that's tonight. That's if we have, if we have guests, I'll take, I'll take the monitor. Oh, okay.

I'll take the monitor. Oh, okay. But you keep yours in your room too. Yeah, yeah. It's a two-way. But I'll leave mine on tonight just in case, but tomorrow it's off. Tomorrow it's all you. Yeah.

I don't even want to have to, oh no, I'm just shutting mine off. If I have to clap my hands. If I see, if I hear the baby crying outside of my door, then you're fired. Yeah, you're done. We're done. We're fine. somebody else. Yes.

And that means you took the kid out of the nursery room if I hear it out in the hallway. Absolutely. No, that's not happening. No. I do not want that. I do not want that. Yeah. One of those.

Yes. Plus, she talked about how she was painting the nursery. No, you weren't. With infused the paint itself. Okay. Is infused with eucalyptus oil. Okay. I believe that.

I believe that. I believe that, too. Yeah. That I believe. I believe that too. That is nothing but. elite status, man. Buzi-ass crap. You aren't alive. And by the way, every

three months, you have to coat it again with some eucalyptus oil. Probably. Just to keep it. Yeah, just to keep it. But so what? I mean, you don't need, that's that's the footman's job. You don't keep track of that. I mean, if you come in the room and you go, why I'm not smelling ecliptic?

Is it time? Yes, it's scheduled for next week. I'll make it happen this week. Today. Yeah, I'm taking the kid out of here. No, she's not. You need to take this kid out of here. I don't want this kid in here anymore. He's got royal training to go to.

Yeah, there is royal training too, man. There is royal training. There is. That's why the son failed, and that's why he's not king. Oh, no question. He failed the royal, you know, the royal training. Don't even get me started on Charles. I know.

I know that's what I'm saying. He failed the royal training, so mom was like, damn it to him. No, I could never quit. I can't. I could never quit. I have to kill him. I mean, I have to not let him be king. Right, right.

And now he will never be. He will never be king. Nope. I mean, maybe he does. I'm trying to think that if he does get succession, if he does fall king, because she's going to, there's no way she outlives him, right?

She has? I mean, it's possible. In today's world, it's possible. We're talking about the queen of England, Jeffrey here. That's possible because Charles is what now, 80? Yeah. I mean, he's getting up there, right? How old is Charles now?

I bet you, I bet you're 70. Four? Right? Because the queen is what? A hundred? Seriously. Okay, so Prince Charles is 70. Ooh, so I was a little...

He's younger than I thought, even though 70 is still there. So that means the queen is 94? 92. See, I'm pretty close. Pretty close these days. Okay. So I'm just thinking they're a little bit older. I mean...

They're still in good shape, though. Charles, see, that's good genes and good blood. He's still in good shape. He's taken care of. They just... They live a little bit. long time, man. Yeah, Prince Charles is 70 years old.

So he's next thing to session. He is, yes, yes. So he still ends up being king. You know how pissed he is. We've talked about this before. We have. He's 70 and he's still not king. He should already be the king.

Are you kidding me? I'm still up Prince of 70. That old bitch will not step down. Yes. I married the hot babe. Yep. Gave him kids. Yep.

Got nothing. Yep. I divorced her, which that cost him the king. Yes, he did. Well, you can. But then he decided I'm going to go with the woman I love, horse face, whatever name is from across the way that used to ride horses with when they were kids that he fell in love with forever.

Diana? No, no, sorry, sorry, sorry. Camilla. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Camilla. Yeah, Camilla. And that's, you know, she's not, the queen is unhappy with her. The queen's never been happy with her. She's, that's been, she was below Charles from day one.

Absolutely. And yet it's there together now. So the queen is not like, you know, no. I'm not going to retire I'm not stepping down the throne is mine and ain't yours yeah yeah

yeah that's what they know each other since they were kids yeah they've been in love with each other for a long time and uh but he did Diana for the for the throne

yes and didn't get it no because Diana was when you can let's say all you want about uh you know the beautiness of Princess Diana but she was a little so what we're saying here

the The theory is that Prince Charles lost the kingship in 2005 when he married Camilla. Is that what you're saying? Well, before that was the divorce of, that's why he married Camilla because he didn't go with Camilla early on because the queen was like, no way that she's beneath you. And we need children. You need to, we need a bloodline. And so you got Prince Diana.

and then when that marriage fell apart, when he divorced her, that was it. Have a nice day. And because she was having kids and she should have thought about stepping down then, which I think she did. And then between both of them being a little whacked out of their minds, Charles and Diana,

and the house was always in an uproar, the fighting, the whole thing. The queen's like, no. So I'm going through here. the Prince Charles family has a problem with divorce. Anne, the Princess Anne, sibling. Oh, yeah. She divorced twice.

Prince Andrew from Duke of York also divorced. And Prince Edward still married. So they didn't get it. The queen gets it. The queen got it. Look. Yes. You get, you take the throne.

It doesn't matter who you're married to. Is it so difficult to? And you fool around if you have to. You have your lovers on the side. But you stay, you remain married to the people that you were married to for the cause. Duh, we all seen the movie. We all seen the movies. We've all lived it.

I mean, thought about living it. Thought about living it. Never mind. All right. So, don't forget, this is Monday's podcast, Chewing the Fours. Fat, thanks for coming along for the ride today. Please subscribe to this podcast so that when we upload it every afternoon,

whatever time we uploaded it at, you get the alert. Boop. Yeah, sometime late in the evening. By the way, my wife is upset because her phone doesn't boop. So how to take it to, yeah, how to take it to the Apple. You didn't turn the speaker on? No, no, she did and we waited.

It was 5'3. She's like, it didn't go boop. And I was like, we had to take it to Apple and everything to get a new. They fixed it. They fixed it. They fixed it. Thank you. Yes.

Thank you. Yeah. No, don't make me call Apple. Oh, no, no, no. Because the boop has got to be there. That's what I told them. I was like, hey, Apple guy, this is not booping. They're like, what are you trying to do?

I'm like, I'm trying to know. When you want to chewing the fat gets uploaded to my phone. Oh, you don't have to chew in the fat, you know, on that phone. You have to get an new phone. You have to upgrade to the new $10,000 phone. I can't, I can't do anything about that. That's Apple's trying to screw people, but. You know, it's fine.

we paid the extra at $10,000 for the, boop, at 5.30 Central, 6.30 Eastern. See, that's so late. Jesus, it's dark outside by them. What are you five? Yeah, it's dark outside. You have to come inside before the street lights come on? Yeah. Okay. Did you ever. Before it was earlier. I was still able to play outside. Now it's late. Did you have to, was that the rule for your house?

No, it's bedtime. Was that the rule for your house? You had to be back before the streetlights came on. Sometimes. Really? Yeah. That's so cool. Sometimes, yeah, we were going on. We didn't have street lights in Puerto Rico, so. Yeah, no, well, I can't help that.

We didn't know when to come back. I realized, oh, did you know that? I read this weekend, just as a little Puerto Rican news for you. This weekend, March 2nd, I believe, is the Puerto Rican day, right? But it's also the day that Texas was saying. Yeah, the same thing as Puerto Rico. It's a big day. It is.

Big day March 2nd. I know. It should be only Texas on that date. That's kind of racist. What? That's racist. No, it is. not. Are you kidding me right now? So you're saying

you're going to have this fight on the air? A white state. Texas is a white state? Yes. Look around, my friend. No. You, no, we can share the day. It's okay. Because I don't want to have you be part of this country, you and your ilk. Ilk? Ilk. Your people. Your people can still come to the country. I don't mind about that, but it's just the whole idea of

of what you know the whole idea of it I do have my Texas license so and he came on that day the whole idea of it oh there you go yeah I saw your mug shot too

looks good I know right that's good it does look like a mugshot it does you took a good mug shot I know I did that on purpose

why why not I just why I mean a lot of people want to smile I want to see him no I went up then it was smile

and saying no I don't smile should I take off your glasses I went Yeah, the hair up. Hair up's good look. The hair has to go up. Yeah, the hair is a good look. Yeah.

So when I go to jail, just pull up the DMV picture. Just use that one. Right, that's the shot. He's like, oh, yeah, you already got it. Yep, that's it. That's the shot. That's good. You know, a lot of people, we should have people post their,

I think that should be, that would be cool. Their driver's license. We should do that. Their mug shot pictures. How's yours? How old is your picture? This was pretty new. Oh.

No, it's not good. I had, I've had a couple of really good ones. Yeah. In the past. Because I still have my Florida one. I took a picture because they... The problem is, see, it used to be better because you used to get a driver. You have to renew them all the time.

Yes. Now, I mean, I think I've had maybe two driver's license in my life. I think this is my third driver's license. Really? Because I got one in Michigan. Uh-huh. In Florida. And Florida, you kept it for a long time.

Forever. Yeah. And then I got one in Texas. You're still in Florida, right? Well, not legally. I mean, I didn't live in. those other states. Are you silly?

I was still living in Florida. Me too. That's why I had the Florida ID. I just moved into Texas. If you're living in another place, you have to change. You have to get a new ID. That's just, that's the law. That is the law.

Okay. That's why I just moved into Texas. Thank you. January 9 of this year. That's the law. That's why you answer when you turn it away. Yeah. The last time I got pulled over with the Florida license, that's when I went.

So how long have you been here? Hi, Ireland. I think you had him in the insurance. They never come back with that because you had them that you got to reach for the insurance. But as you're reaching for the insurance, How long you've been in Texas? I've been here for about time. Here's the insurance.

And then you're done. So if they think they don't want to... Most cops aren't going to say, what was that? What was that? They're just like, oh, I've got insurance. Get out of here. It's a little helpful hand for me. My last thing that I'm holding on...

How to break the law. My last thing that I'm holding on, and I'm not going to keep on this one, is the license plate. Ooh. I kept the Florida one for a long time. Florida license plate is done by private. It's privatized.

Licensed plates. Okay. My dad knows the owner of the license plates. I bet he does. So all I have to do is, hey, dad. Because it's private. It's private. So I'm going to hold that to that one.

What does that have to do with anything? You still have to, you still have to have insurance and you can't get insurance without the plates. That's fine. Hold on. He'll make me call the authorities. Hold on. I just don't want to get the state inspection.

That's extra money. A big time. Yeah. That's the only thing. You have to do. And they have to know your body. And now they've made it so you don't even have to take paperwork around. No.

Just go ahead. Yep. And it's on the system. It's in the system. Yeah. And I'm only dealing up with a wife. I don't want another one. Well, good luck.

God bless. Maybe you can get a military discount.