Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 421 | The Felon Emails Back, Don't Forget to Look Up, & Netflix Weekend
Episode Date: July 20, 2020It was a good weekend for the skies, did you look up over the weekend? Did you see the comet? Jeffy decided to spend his weekend watching Netflix originals and fell in loved with the Walter Mercado do...cumentary. Do you know Walter Mercado? if you don't please get a life. Want to know how many people visited pornhub in one month? Jeffy has the answer (of course he does.) Hallmark gets LGBTed... Apple is getting sued and Kris Cruz might get a pay out. The felon emails back the show with answers. This Week Sponsor: Get your life back with Relief Factor and its 3-Week Quick Start for only $19.95. If you are in pain, what have you got to lose? Go to https://www.relieffactor.com Subscribe on YouTube Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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And now, a Blaze Media podcast.
Welcome to it.
That's right.
Chewing the Fat.
Thanks for coming along for the ride today.
Fantastic weekend in the skies, the heavens, the stars.
I mean, we had the comet.
We've got meteor showers coming and past.
We're going to be able to see ISS greetings through the skies again.
If you haven't seen that before, it's kind of cool to watch.
Watch it race across the sky.
But the comment was cool to see, for those of you that had an opportunity to see it.
It was tough to see, thanks to light pollution, here in the Metroplex.
But outside of the Metroplex, you could see it pretty well.
And there were some great pictures coming from it.
My wife's got a couple that she'll be posting that are really good.
But who knew that did you see the rocket launch go off heading to Mars?
amazing, the Hope probe,
launched on the
H-2A rocket from
the Tanagashima
Space Force.
Okay, great.
An honest way to Mars.
It's from the
Mohammed bin Rashid Space Center in
Dubai will be commanding that
mission. Go ahead, head
to Mars. It's our planet.
You know, you can pretend you can go there
and you can, you know, land your little
probe there and check out the planet's weather and the climate, but the planets are ours.
We own it.
Right?
Right.
Of course we do.
I mean, it's just like them trying to take over.
The rest of the world trying to take over the moon.
No.
It will not stand.
The planet belongs to the United States of America.
Damn it.
I know, I know.
We already signed the thing saying it doesn't belong.
belongs to the world.
Okay. Great. No problem.
It's our flag on that.
It's ours. Got it?
And did you catch a lot of stuff going on
the streamers this weekend?
I mean, I caught the new Old Guard on Netflix.
Not bad. It was okay. It was where they set it up at the end
for, oh, I probably should.
Spoiler alert, if you haven't seen Old Guard on Netflix.
They set it up at the end
So that I mean
It could be
A series
Could be
And if you watched
I mean
As you got into the movie
You realize that that's what it was going to be
And that's how they set it up
But it was worth to watch
I watched
Much Much Amore
The Walter Mercado
Story
That's your man
Chris Cruz
To your people
Yeah, did you know him?
Did you like knew who he was before all this stuff?
Yeah, that guy, that guy was bigger than life.
He was awesome.
He was, the, it was funny because in every Puerto Rican household, you shut up.
It was around 5 o'clock.
Walter Mercado will come up after La Comai and he will read you whatever he was going to tell you and you do not talk.
That's right.
talk when Walter Mercado was talking.
That is a chancla to the head and you're out of the room.
I mean, there's no one, no one that doesn't say that.
Absolutely.
About the time that he was on.
You zipped your mouth.
Grammas, my grandmas, great grandmas, not my mom.
My mom was, that was like not my mom's generation, but my great grandmas and my grandma's
generation, that was it.
Walter Mercado was, who would you compare him to today?
Oh, I don't know.
I know.
He reminded me a lot of a guy that I used to work with in Florida, Gary Spivey.
Okay.
You know, he was, you know, did readings and, you know, told you your future and stuff.
But he, Mercado was, you know, he was, you know, the stars.
Yeah, astronomer.
Yeah.
And so, you know, he believed in the astrology.
One thing I do love about that I did and, you know, is that, you know, his, in watching this, you
realize that it was never negative.
No.
No, no, it was always positive.
Yes, it was with love.
He just cared about love.
And I do, did you watch the whole thing?
Because I don't want to.
Yeah, I certainly did.
I do agree with the documentary because he did go dark.
And by dark a man, he kind of cuts off communications with the world.
And I do believe that it had to, that it was because he did not want.
people to see that he was getting old he did not want people to remember him as say you know
wither old man i disagree that that guy his manager dicked him hard you think so did you watch it
yeah i did do i think so he took everything from him well yes he made it all his that was it was wrong
what they what that guy did to him and the guy said he i i'm really was amazed that he was there for the whole
documentary because in the end he was like, I've got no regrets. No regrets.
Okay. Well, in the end, you know, Walter got it back, right? Got his name back. He took his
name. He took all of it. It was incredible. That was wrong, man. It was wrong. It was wrong
what they did to my man. Wrong. Now, some of it, you know, yes. But, you know, the asexual,
Walter Mercado, you know, he was awesome.
No, no question. I loved him. And then in the end, you know, he got it back and they gave him his, uh, his due. Just, just before he died, which was, which was nice. Yeah. I mean, that was, that was, that was really great. But, uh, I didn't, uh, I don't, like, I knew of him. No question. You know, he, Walter was, you know, the guy. But I didn't realize that he was the guy. Oh, yes. He was. I mean, he, he was. The guy.
You put him and the Pope and he wins.
There is no doubt about it.
And I mean, worldwide.
Yeah, yes, he was big in the Hispanic community.
Like I said, you know, Mexico, Telemundo, Puerto Rico.
But you say Walter Mercado or the Pope, Walter Mercado will get.
Oh, yeah.
And that was the thing, too, is like some days you could say, he looks like a woman.
And then some days he looks like a man.
And it was nothing, like, it's very interesting because like Walter, we all knew that he was not a normal human being.
Well knew.
And then like they tried to make him into this whole LGBT movement.
I'm like, stop it.
No, I mean, no way.
He was his own thing, man.
Yes, he was.
He was his own thing.
And that started, you watch the documentary talked about how, you know, how it started when he was a little kid.
Yeah.
Yep, yep.
Right? He saves a little bird and then the rest of the world.
His mom lets him come in and touch him and heal people.
I mean, they all, it was ever since then.
Yeah, and it's okay to be that human.
I feel like they tried to put him into this whole, oh, well, he's part of the LGBT.
I'm like, no, he was his own human.
He was his own identity.
I had no issues with him, her.
He made it all right for, he made it all right for everyone.
to be who they wanted to be.
Yes.
And that's the thing that I hate about 2020
because it was like,
oh, well, he was probably LGBT.
No, he wasn't.
He was not part of it.
Now, he spread love.
Everyone should be who they want to.
Yes.
And that is the good old days
where like Prince was Prince,
where Michael Jackson was Michael Jackson,
where Madonna was Madonna,
like all these main icons of the back,
the good old days,
what people said the good old days.
They just had their thing.
It was their thing.
We all knew.
Don't look at Madonna.
She's weird.
Okay.
Don't look at Prince.
He's also weird.
Don't look at Walter Mercado.
He's weird.
Don't judge him.
And live and be.
Let him be.
Much.
Much more.
He was awesome.
Which, by the way,
now you owe the Walter Mercado
Foundation some money.
He coined that.
That is Much Much Much Amor.
TM.
well I think
that's funny but that's what that guy did to him
I can't remember his name now
the guy his
manager who took everything from him
who took the you know the name
and the rights to all of it
wow that guy
there was no regrets I got no regrets
I want to punch him right in the face when he said
that who are no regrets
did you watch it with your father-in-law
I'll tell you another thing that watching that
documentary made me want
like his
his main guy Willie
I need a willie
I need a willie.
You can quote me on that.
I don't want to quote you on that.
No, you can quote me on that as you want.
I need a willie.
I do.
I don't like that.
I'm going to take that out.
We need to talk to him now to see what his life is like.
I mean, he's probably devastated, right?
Yeah.
And he was with Walter forever.
He took care of Walter forever.
And then, you know, he passed.
away right after the world's showcase in Miami for the Walter Marquado
lifetime achievement and he died in you know sometime in 2019 no the exact date I mean
it's easy enough to find out but Willie's got to be devastated yeah what's he even
do with his life now I just again I need a Willie so and then it's Netflix I saw
where Chris Hemsworth,
extraction.
Netflix was saying was the biggest
the biggest show of all the other movie
on Netflix ever.
Did you watch it?
Yeah, I watched extraction.
And?
Yeah, it was okay.
It was okay.
It was really long.
Did you believe the hype?
No.
I didn't believe it either.
No, I mean, I watched the whole thing.
I watched the whole thing and I didn't, I couldn't,
I mean, I paused it and I'd get,
back to it, but I did watch it.
And I took two days.
Then I moved on and then I came back.
I was, well, I got to finish this thing.
So I sat through it.
But, I mean, it was okay.
That's all right.
That's a problem with all those streaming services that, like, you're giving us the power
to pause your movie.
That should not be a thing.
No, it's just legit.
That should not be a thing.
I love it.
I love it.
Don't want you to pause my movie and then come back eight hours later and rewatch it.
No.
I'm not rewatching it.
I'm starting where I left off.
I'm sorry.
That's what I meant.
Like restarting it and then where I picked up and keep.
No, you don't do that.
You don't do that.
Who does that?
Me?
Well, obviously.
Hello?
How long is it?
They named a couple other, the Walberg Spencer Confidential, which was pretty good.
It was okay.
It was worth the watch.
And the other one that they mentioned, I haven't seen.
I'm really bummed.
The wrong missy.
Have you watched that?
They listed this show.
I know.
I never like the wrong missy.
I don't remember that.
Is it with a white girl, big eyes in the front?
You know what?
I don't know.
I was just looking at the list before we started recording and I thought I never heard of the wrong missy.
It's the white girl with a big eyes.
Yeah, I watch that.
It's pretty good.
I like it.
Wrong messy.
The wrong missy on Netflix.
Yeah, because it has my boy, David Spade and Lauren Matisse, which is the big-eyed white girl.
Right.
Yeah, I like it.
That's why I didn't watch it.
Why?
Yeah.
Did you watch Eurovision with Will Ferrell and Rachel McAdams?
No, and I have to because Rachel's my girl.
Yes.
That's out of my list.
I know, you know, Rachel, and it's embarrassing the way she looks at me.
throughout the years
it's embarrassing
I know
I'm married
but
you know I know
she can't help herself
she knows I know
I get it
but you know
Rachel
calm down
one more show
that I started watching
this weekend
because I had another friend
of mine
get after me
you gotta watch
absentia
you got to watch obsentia
you got to watch obsentia
season three just dropped
you got to want to
send you
so I finally
I gave in
and I started watching
absentee it's on Amazon.
There's three seasons, and I hadn't watched any of it.
I don't know why.
I just never have.
And I hope that it doesn't get boring,
but the first three or four shows,
four, three or four episodes were awesome.
That first episode, season one, episode one,
was awesome.
So if you haven't caught it,
at least catch the first episode,
so you know what the whole premise of the show,
was about or at least season one.
It was, that first, that first episode was really good.
And it sucks you in big time.
And it makes you think about what would you do.
I mean, I know that this, what the show is about and what's going on as far as, you know, the crimes and criminal activity.
But if something like that happened, how would you handle it?
So the basis of the show, should I, should I ruin it or just have you go watch it?
because I really want to kind of ruin it.
Just ruin it.
Just ruin it.
Who cares?
Well, I mean...
Just ruin it.
Three seasons?
All right.
So it's third season.
Right?
The third season just dropped.
So if you haven't caught up like me, you know, it's worth watching.
I'll just give you the basics of what the show is about.
Okay.
So a lady is kidnapped and goes missing.
All right.
and they end up presuming her dead.
The husband remarries and their child from the first woman has the new step mom,
but he was a little kid when the mom disappeared and or died.
So six years later, they find her.
And she's back in everybody's life now six years later.
Wow. I mean, really, I don't know that, I don't know that everyone would have already remarried and, you know, the kid would have, you know, welcomed the stepmom in and all that kind of stuff. But six years goes by. I mean, everyone's life has moved on, right? They've already said that you were dead. They've buried you even, and I know they didn't have the body, but you were, you know, you were presumed dead. And, you know, everyone's life has, you know,
moved on and now
you're back
wow I just
incredible and then of course
and that's where the story begins
so uh it's just you know
I hope that it doesn't get boring
and since it's in its third season
I'm guessing that it didn't right
it's Amazon's got three seasons
of it so well you know it's going to
hold up pretty well so I can't wait to get
into it farther and
speaking of the streaming services
and you know we talked about the shows
being number one.
I just read a story where they're ranking the most visits for websites.
Hello.
Of course, you know, in the top ten are a couple of porn sites, you know, X videos and PornHub.
But the monthly visitors, holy cow.
So X videos and Pornhub.
average
3.14 and 2.85
trillion monthly
visitors.
Wow.
Amazon
gets 2.29 trillion.
Netflix, 2.21 trillion.
Reddit,
1.34
trillion a month.
A month.
That is incredible.
Now, they are, you know, they're not the tops.
You know, you can probably guess who's number one, Google, attracting 78.55
trillion visitors per month, more than twice as many as any other website.
YouTube, number two, with 29.27,
trillion monthly visitors, which, I mean, YouTube viewers.
If you're one of the 29.27 trillion monthly visitors,
you should be subscribing to chewing the fat YouTube channel.
Hello.
Facebook, 23.50 trillion.
Who, man, these sites are out of control.
Out of control.
But congratulations to X videos and Pornhub.
for at least coming into the top 10 with over three and Port Hub almost three trillion monthly visitors on their sites.
Wow.
That's a lot.
Now, you know, is that, you know, I'm sure one person is worthy of, you know, how many visits a month?
30?
One a day?
Something like that?
Maybe there's, you know, maybe 20.
Maybe there's a couple of days in there.
you go, I can't, and I'm not looking at porn today. I'm not looking at porn. Okay, I'll look at porn.
So, you know, you let it go for a couple of days. That's a lot of views, man. That is a lot of views.
And that's why, you see where, uh, what's your face? I never could remember her name, the husband of George,
or the wife of George Stepanopoulos, the Wentworth, where she talked about, uh, watching porn
with her teenage daughters. Now, her daughters are now 17 and 15.
so if you listen to what she said it's not like she and hubby sat down and popped up the old porn channel on the 65 inch in the living room with the kids
she talked about uh you know watching going in and watching with her daughters and trying to you know let them know that there's these people are going through the motions and they're conditioned to look and act a certain
way and you know she said that she goes through uh social media with her daughters and tries to say that
you know see you see this girl right here well there's a hole that she's trying to fill
no i i know alley that's we get it but still i you know i don't know there's a lot of uh there's a
lot of puritanicals in this country that would frown greatly on watching pornography with their
children. I'm sure many of you listening today, as a matter of fact, I'm chewing the fat
podcast, are that way. Would you ever at one time watch it with them? I don't know. You know,
the way she tried to describe it, maybe, where you try to show them that it's not right. And it's,
you know, this is not real life. And this is what, what are not what people, you know,
really should be thinking in their minds that real life is because it's caused a great deal of
problems throughout the country and marriages and and relationships.
You know, maybe, maybe, I guess, probably a good thing, although you could probably have
that talk without the porn actually being on.
Couldn't you?
I think you could.
And to be ready for Hallmark.
I mean, there's nothing sacred anymore.
Everything is getting bashed, right?
We love the Hallmark Christmas movies,
and we can't wait until Christmas to come on,
but, you know, we can't let the Hollywood Christmas movies go
without bashing them a little while.
There's not enough LGBTQ storylines.
There's not enough African-American storylines.
So we've got to, you know, we've got to bash them a little bit.
Okay.
Can we just enjoy the Christmas movies?
please please and if you want to bash hallmark i mean the lifetime lifetime's christmas movies
is all about the lgbcq world so okay but just can we give hallmark a little bit of a break
just a little one no okay
all right let's go to the break room i need a drink of something nice cold as it is
Man, it's been a little warm out here in North Texas, but it really hasn't, it didn't hit
really triple digits this weekend.
I was really surprised.
At one point, I went out in the garage and I thought, wow, it's not as overwhelming as normal.
Oh, that's why it's not over 100 degrees.
Duh.
Did you happen to catch Kanye this weekend?
Now, I don't want to get into his hole.
I know he's running and he's running for president of the birthday party.
And, you know, he hasn't, you know, will he do it or will he not?
But one of the things that he has said over the weekend was that he thought that everybody
has a baby, you know, gets a million dollars or something.
I'm willing to have another kid for a million bucks.
I don't know about you, but no problem.
I mean, if that's a campaign promise from Kanye, he may get my vote for that.
We may be having an actual, my wife might not have another grandbaby coming.
There may be another little baby, Jeffie, running around.
For a million bucks, I'm in.
You can quote me on that.
For a million bucks, I'm in.
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there you go thank you and if you're a subscriber you saw uh you know my interview with dylan
howard dropped this weekend for your for your weekend podcast and uh well worth the listen
if you haven't had an opportunity to hear it yet uh well worth a listen about uh jeffrey
Epstein. And I saw where the
holy cow, the judge
that presided
over the one Epstein case
was attacked
in her home. Her
son was fatally shot
and her husband injured. I mean
judges are getting attacked now
at their home.
So apparently this
crazy person posed as a
delivery driver and
came up to the house and
shot the son. The
son.
shot the husband and never could find her as she was hiding or in the basement working at the time and never could get to her.
The gunman, as far as I know, is still at large, not in custody, but that may have changed.
By the time you, and hopefully it's definitely changed, if you're not listening live on the 20th of July 2020,
though I hope we most definitely have this person in custody.
But she presided over the Deutsche Bank investors claim that, you know, and they settled that.
$150 million, just off the top.
I mean, boom, done.
Oh, that's right.
Yeah, we shouldn't have done that.
Here's $150 million.
Lead some to think that perhaps they've got other things to hide and just $150 million was nothing.
Just go away, please.
Here's $150 million.
Stop looking at our bank.
Lead some to think that.
But I love, in this story, horrible story.
The New Jersey governor, Phil Murphy, Mr.
agonizing governor of New Jersey, Phil Murphy, all he gets out of this whole thing,
he's quoted in an emailed statement.
He called it a census act, which it was.
This tragedy is our latest reminder that gun violence remains a crisis in our country
and that our work to make every community safer isn't done.
That's what you get out of that, Governor Murphy.
So you get out of the attack on the judge that gun violence remains a crisis?
Okay.
Thank you.
Appreciate it.
No problem.
We got you.
Oh, and a couple of good news for those of you that are single and, you know,
looking for a new girlfriend, whether you're male or friend,
female, whatever you identify
as. Danica
Patrick apparently is free.
Her and Aaron Rogers,
done. Have a nice day.
They were such a loving,
beautiful couple. Aaron,
they're done. So you got a shot.
And you got a shot at Aaron too, so it doesn't matter.
Was I just focusing on
Danica? I apologize.
You got a shot at Danica. You got a shot
at Aaron. So
there you go. You got two
biggies free and
looking for love
and speaking of looking for love
it's being reported
that it's possible
that Prince Harry and Megan Markle
maybe having another kid
Megan
wouldn't be surprised according to friends
to learn she's pregnant
so if these rumors have started
she very well might be pregnant again
wow. Another kid? Okay. I mean, that's going to be, for them to break up by the end of next year,
if she has another kid, that's a tough one. I might have to reevaluate my theory if she's actually
pregnant because that locks in, that locks in a marriage for a little bit longer.
And there's, I mean, there's plenty of marriages that got locked in that way for longer than they
should have over a new kid.
So if Megan's trying to keep the prince on the hook, that's a way to do it.
Of course, I'm not blaming her.
I'm just saying that they might be, you know, it might be him.
Right.
It might be him.
So there's a lot of stuff, headlines to get to, as usual, every day.
It's amazing to go through every day.
everything. I've been telling you that for the last few days and it really is just, I can't believe
it some days. So we're just going to hit some stories here that I, that I saved over the weekend
to talk to you about. And I can still talk about, you know, what we watched on television,
the streaming. We could talk about that. Have you gotten Peacock yet? No. You have to? Because there's,
okay, stop, hold on. There's two shows that are one.
is a big boy show that is really worth it okay um it reminds me of the hollywood show on
netflix but futuristic yeah yeah called brave new world and it's that kind of big boy show
then yes Hollywood i haven't finished hollywood i'm about uh i think my wife and i're you know
like five in or something like that it's good but it's a big boy show yeah um then you have
i like it it was just i i started watching with her so i can't have to wait so she's around a
watch it because we have to watch it together.
Then you have intelligence.
It's funny. It's funny.
I like that. It's silly funny.
The wife did not like that one.
And then there is The Capture.
It's also really good.
The Capture?
The Capture.
Yep.
Big boy?
Big guy show or no?
It's there.
It's not as big guy show as the first one, the Brave New World.
But it's there.
And this one is about deep fakes and alternate facts.
Oh, nice.
Yeah.
And these are just specific to the app.
This is perfect.
Yes.
Okay.
Yep.
This is just on Peacock Originals.
And it's really interesting because I feel so they only give you a weak trial,
not like Quibi that gives you 90 days.
Ooh.
It's a week trial.
So we watched the first episodes of everything, which you could watch for free.
And then when we were ready, we're like, okay, let's sit down.
And let's Benjamin all.
Get the week. Go.
Yes.
And then we watch it all.
And it's pretty good.
I'm impressed.
Don't miss that update on your calendar to delete or the charge comes true.
See, the cool thing about Apple, as soon as you subscribe, you can go into subscription
and unsubscribe.
If you do it that way, you never get hooked.
If you just wait for the July 27, which is my last day of Peacock, then you're screwed
because Apple is like the bank.
The bank deposits you a day early
if you have a good bank.
Apple is like, okay, I'll take it the day before.
Oh, no, that's not right.
No, that's criminal.
That is criminal.
Which is why they have a lawsuit that,
did you see that lawsuit?
That I'm about to apply for.
There you go.
I'm about to apply for that lawful.
Tell me about it.
It's a, they just lost, hold on because I just pulled it up.
to talk to you about it.
All right.
So,
Apple settled a 500 million Apple class action lawsuit.
I'm glad I'm in on that.
I'm big out of this lawsuit.
It was if you were a U.S. owner of an iPhone 6, 6+, 6S, 6S,
plus, and or a C device that ran at iOS 12.2.1 before December 21, 2017,
you could be entitled to this benefit.
Wow.
And that's based on them taking money early from you?
Nah.
That I don't know what we were suing them for.
I have to go more because all I have is...
What we were suing them for?
Yeah, we're suing them.
I'm one of those.
Of course I'm one of those.
I had the iPhone one since the beginning.
So I think I qualified.
The only problem having with this,
which is very smart from Apple,
it's in order for you to
get some money
you have to know
the
serial number of the iPhone
that's crap
they know the serial number you had
but that's crap that you have to know that
they could provide that
that's another lawsuit in it of itself
absolutely so that's another one
that I have to go back and check
all my iPhones
and get it
yeah that's crap though
and that that's going to hurt them
I mean that's just them wanting to hold on to the money
a little bit longer
the lawsuit was all that is
diminished performance on your device
which is we all know
they all do that
they'll want you to get the latest update so what happens
I don't want to back I mean we're bashing Apple of course
but no no but they'll do that they all do that
they all have to and there's not a household in America
that doesn't say when their phone starts acting funny
well, it's time to update.
They want me to upgrade.
There's not a household in America.
It doesn't think that.
When you get your, like my, I will say this,
I'm going to knock on some wood.
Yeah, that was my head.
That my Samsung 9 plus that I had,
I was just thinking,
because my son's phone
crapped out last week.
And I was just thinking,
you know, this 9 plus has been really,
good. I mean, I've had it for quite a while now. I feel like I've had it for quite a while now.
And I probably shouldn't start thinking that. No. No. Well, same thing with me. I've had the iPhone,
the only reason why I'm stuck at the iPhone X, aka iPhone 10, is because they only made a limited
amount of iPhone X. And I'm holding out because I'm like, I'm the only one that has it. Everybody
else went to the 11R, everybody else went to the 12 and stuff. So here's the reason for the
lawsuit, Jeffrey. In a consolidated class action lawsuit pending against Apple, plaintiffs claim
that a performance management feature introduced for the iPhone 6, 6, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah,
blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah,
disminish the performance of some of those devices. Yes, of course. Apple denies all allegations
and has entered into the settlement to avoid burdensome and costly litigations.
The settlement is not an omission of wrongdoing by app.
Yeah, okay, whatever.
And plus, if they've settled this and part of that settlement is that you have to provide,
that's crap.
Because they know every, they made a big deal out of when the stores were looted.
Yes.
And saying that, you know, those phones, we can track them.
We know what they are.
We know who they are.
We don't even turn them on outside of the store.
They know exactly who has what phone.
Yeah, remember, they even send out a alert to all the phones that were stolen.
Specifically to those phones.
To those phones.
Please return them to avoid blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Yeah.
So you know my thing.
Yes, you know, you know.
So I'll be filling that out.
Did you also fill out, I believe I send it to you,
did you also fill out the form I sent you to become a volunteer for the COVID-19 vaccination?
Did I fill it out?
Yes.
You could stop me from filling that thing out.
Okay.
I mean, I've already, I've sent eight copies around the country to different places.
Well, that's probably why you haven't gotten a callback.
Because if you're sending copies to, I don't know where, all you had to do was coronavirus prevention network.
org and fill out the form and then they send it out.
I guess the way I did it was probably wrong.
Yes, yes.
I should have been more straightforward.
Darn it.
I don't know.
You should not be sending anything out.
So whatever you send out, please retract.
Actually, I read it and I thought, ooh, I don't know that I want to do that.
Oh, I'm so in.
I'm so in, dude.
We have it.
It's funny because they're already having news today where they're talking about some of the results from the one vaccine in a United Kingdom, I think.
And Israel.
I think it was that had promising results.
Yep.
So far from their preliminary reports.
We'll see.
I mean, they're all, look, those vaccine corporations are on the edge of, we've talked about it before.
I mean, they want this to succeed desperately.
So if it doesn't succeed, I mean, they're out millions, if not billions of dollars.
So, I mean, they want it to succeed, which makes me nervous.
Why?
Because, you know, it would seem that because they wanted to succeed so bad, they may.
No, no, don't do it.
They may overlook a couple of things here and there.
I hate you.
I really do hate you.
I'll say they will.
I'll say they're possible.
It could happen.
And there was good news from Michigan.
I know.
Amazing, right?
Good news from Michigan.
Now not the treasure hunt.
The treasure hunt was awesome.
And I'm still, we're still,
I'm still going to reach out to the jeweler.
We have to talk to him.
But the Michigan Supreme Court,
this is good for the people,
concluded that the county government
can't seize the insurance.
entire value of property in order to collect money less than the worth of the property.
So, example, there's a guy who has, he owes a tax debt of $8.41.
You heard me, $8.41 in delinquent property taxes in Michigan.
All right.
They take the property.
they sell the property, okay?
And they sell the property for $24,500.
The state kept it.
All right.
So it's bad enough that they're taking this guy's property over $8.41 in tax debt,
although, you know, the argument is he owed the debt.
Okay, I got you.
But then they sold the property and they keep the money.
They don't give you the difference.
So then there's other things that have happened where like the guy,
owed $6,000 and they take the property, they sell the property for $82,000, and they keep the rest of
they don't get anything to the guy. At least now, if you owe debt in Michigan for property
taxes like that and they take your property, they seize your property, when they sell it,
whatever the difference is, you get it back.
so
I mean that's nice of the
Supreme Court of Michigan to
help the people out
by you know letting them
have their money
after
tax debt
to the king
isn't that what we fought over
we fought over at one time in this country
I can't remember I don't know if it was this country
or was another country that
fought over all in money to the king
and the king could take
That must have been another country.
Never mind.
Download and subscribe to more content at theblaze.com slash podcasts.
Going through your emails, chewing the fat at the blaze.com.
And, you know, for the happy moments in life, I also got some updates from my man Rob.
Thank this for the Utah County parents coming together about, you know, demasking, you know,
this children are not in school.
he's all wound up and saying that, you know, we helped him through a little bit because he believes the school should be open and we should not be wearing masks.
And he wanted to, it made him realize that there's hope.
There's hope of the American citizens for fighting back a little bit.
I know.
I know.
It's, and it feels, it really does feel.
And I know it's feelings.
It's not.
But it just feels like it's getting worse.
I mean, it just feels like we're getting close to another lockdown, especially here in Texas.
I don't know.
I hope not.
You know, maybe I think we made it through this weekend.
So we're kind of safe.
I think maybe Abbott has been taking a big enough beating that, you know, he's not going to do it.
But it sure feels like it.
I'll tell you that.
Now, remember I also told you I'd get to this email.
Remember we got an email from Jason.
talking about his happiest moment in life is when he regained his freedom after three years in prison.
And he walked out the gate and I feel like my freedoms and liberties mean much more to me now having lost everything.
And Mr. Cruz was unhappy that he didn't provide us with what he was in prison for.
and I really didn't care
but our man did respond to me
and did respond to you Chris
over his criminal record
and he
starts here with
Is it something that we could share
because I don't want to out him
as a criminal mastermind
and then he'd no longer be able to get a job out there
Well the criminal mastermind if you're in prison
you've already lost.
I don't think
the
general population of the
prison will agree with you on that.
There was just mistakes were made.
And anyway, this email is to me
anyway, since it says,
and he says in the email,
says Mr. Cruz is too good to associate with me.
Has he emailed me?
So it's just to me.
He can email me all he wants.
So he goes on to say my criminal record is lengthy.
Oh, yes.
And all of it was in an eight year span starting at the age of 15.
Oh, he's a young one. Hold on. I gotta write this stuff down. So, because this might make the show title.
So.
I have burglary.
Okay.
Several robbery charges.
Okay, I have those.
But only one conviction.
Good for him.
A few petty thefts.
Okay.
Cesson charges for both marijuana and meth.
Who among us?
Who among us?
The meth one, I don't have on my record.
Like I said, who among us?
I don't have that one.
My last run, I had been eluding police in my hometown for about 18 months.
Nice.
Selling drugs the whole time.
Ooh, buddy.
When I finally got caught, I had ran on foot successfully four times.
Nice.
the fifth time
would be his last
oh no
everything good you know has to
you know has to come to an end
well maybe not everyone is a criminal mastermind
true i was charged with distribution of a controlled substance
which was the mj and the meth
felon in possession of a firearm
oh buddy come on that's like okay hold on before you can deal
why is it that all these criminals
always have guns when they
they know they can't have guns.
Left.
That you just add in.
One gun that he had with him was stolen.
Oh, dude, at least have your own gun.
My goodness.
And attempt to allude.
Wait, he tried to get naked?
Yes, yes.
He tried to get naked too while he was fleeing.
Okay.
My total felony conviction count.
Okay.
13.
Ooh, not 18.
That would be great for the show.
I know.
have been perfect. You loser.
Go back. Yes, definitely
should have lied. Because I'm not going to look
at it. Yeah, well... I believe what the
man said. Absolutely. He's a criminal,
so he might kill me if I don't believe him.
He says here it's a miracle
that he's a conservative and thankful
every day for the Blaze Network,
but especially for chewing the fat.
Okay, calm. Now, he said this
in his email. I think it was
just him.
You know, it sounds like he's doing meth again,
even Mr. Cruz.
So, you know,
I don't know what kind of drugs he's on.
I will take everything bad that I said
because this guy is as criminal as it comes.
Now, he goes out of his way at the end here
to ask for something.
Okay, what is he asking for?
I don't know.
I don't know.
If he's asking for a stupid mug or a shirt,
go steal one from the people already bought one.
Wow.
No, he's not asking for any merchandise.
I will send him a merchandise
but he needs to email me.
He says,
P.S.
Can I be
the ambassador from Oregon?
Well,
how can I deny a felon?
Well, first of all, let's be clear
about something because now you're pissing me off
with the way you just answered.
It's not only up to you.
Oh, like I said, like how can I deny?
I know it takes some votes and you could take up
the votes, but just know that my
vote is for yes.
I this is a guy that has a criminal record that started at 15 you know has some burglaries some petty theft ran the police five four times and got caught on the fifth one has sold away you got away four times yes awesome you know has 18 months of being on the run from the police um has sold marijuana and if you're on the run from the police how else do you survive but selling drugs I know and had a stole
weapon when he got caught.
I don't think...
One of the weapons.
Yes.
One of the weapons.
I don't think this is a guy that you are allowed to say no to.
This is a guy where you just turn your head a little bit down and say, yes, sir.
Okay, sir.
Here you go.
I feel like I want to say yes, but then I go back to you think he would have lied with the felony count.
I know it made it 18.
I feel that same way.
I feel that.
but at least he gave us an 18 for being on the run.
We don't know if that's true or not.
He did.
He gave us an 18.
He may have thought that if he gave us two 18s, we wouldn't have believed it.
Exactly.
Exactly.
And this is a criminal mastermind.
So he's two steps ahead.
Now, can he?
Then I vote.
You know what?
Then I vote.
Yes.
Jason,
you could be the ambassador.
Have we given an organ,
an ambassadorship yet?
We haven't given any states the embattessions.
Think of it. We could give any anything we want.
Yes. But I was going to make even bigger. Can we make him the ambassador of the prison?
Oh.
I feel like that is a higher honor than Oregon.
Ambassadorship of prisons and chewing the fat land.
Yes.
I'm going to have to think on how to make that happen.
And, hello.
Mr. Felon.
or ex-felon, can you please email Jeffrey?
I guess you're always a felon, right?
I guess, yeah.
I want you to send Jeffrey information if it's allowed,
and I will send you a mug.
You need a mug out there.
I want you wrapping.
Well, yeah, but you can't.
If we do, you know, give him the ambassadorship,
it's got to have a mug.
Yeah, he has a have a mug.
You can't sit at your desk and take, you know,
ambassadorship duties without sipping out of it,
chewing the fat mug that's just that how you're going to call the quartz into order you have
just not heard of you have to bang something just bang that that mug i know we really we really do
need a chewing the fat gamble um you have a wife that does crap on her website how about you just sell
one from your website you know what that's a good idea a good idea i'm going to leave you today
with this so jason you know just take a deep breath all right we'll get back to you
we're not just higley-pigley throwing these things out okay
but he already said we're sending you a cup
because if you're an ambassador you have to have a cup so
I mean you did get the ambassadorship okay
so I want to leave you with this I read this this weekend I thought
it's so true and at the end we realize just
how important history actually is okay
and I don't know who who wrote this
I just I saw it on one of the social media
accounts and it said, you know, hey, and on their social media account, it said that they saw
it and shared it. So I don't know who wrote it, but it says, imagine if you were born in
1900. When you're 14, World War I begins and ends when you're 18 with 22 million dead.
Then the Spanish flu appears killing 50 million people and you're alive, 20 years old. When you're
29, you survive the global economic crisis with the collapse of the New York Stock Exchange,
causing inflation, unemployment, and famine.
When you're 33 years old, the Nazis come to power.
When you're 39, World War II begins and ends when you're 45 years old with a 60 million dead.
And don't forget about the Holocaust with 6 million Jews dead.
At 52, the Korean War begins.
At 64, Vietnam War begins and ends when you're 75.
A child born in 1985 thinks his grandparents have no idea how difficult life is.
I know.
I know.
And the thing is, and we've talked about it before, I love that.
And it proves how important history is.
But when you're pulling down a statue, you don't care.
When you're wrecking neighborhoods and just destroying everything in your path, you don't care about any history at all.
All you care about is destroying what's in front of you.
Sad. All right. Oh, one more story before we go. One more story before we go. I've been inundated all weekend with the three cuts to clown face. You know my theory on three cuts to clown face. Did you see Kamala Harris with Al Sharpton this weekend? If you believe that that's Kamala Harris, you know that she is well on her way to three cuts to clown face. If you have not seen Kamala Harris on Al Sharpton,
this weekend go find it and look at it and get back to me because it is amazing and i don't know
what to make of it i'm confused we'll talk about it tomorrow i don't know that i believe it's
her we'll talk tomorrow i thought you told me you're going to end with a joke so i'm waiting
No, I, Kamala Harris on Al Sharpton?
That's joke enough, my friend.
You may have heard of the sex cult nexium
and the famous actress who went to prison for her involvement, Alison Mack.
But she's never told her side of the story until now.
People assume that I'm like this pervert.
My name is Natalie Robamed, and in my new podcast,
I talked to Allison to try to understand how she went from TV actor to cult member.
How do you feel about having been involved in bringing sexual trauma at other people?
I don't even know how to answer that question.
Allison After Nexium from CBC's Uncover is available now on Spotify.
