Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 427 | Rocketman Speaks on Johnny Deep Case & Hollywood is Losing

Episode Date: July 27, 2020

Hollywood lost a lot of people over the weekend. Who's even alive still? RIP to all that passed away over the weekend. The Family is not meeting this weekend in DC to talk about the future of tech and social media. Friends have a jackpot pack and it came true. Rocketman aka Elon Musks speaks after his name appears on the Johnny Deep case. Also Elon is in trouble after a couple of tweets and the world is upset. Jeffy and Kris Cruz talk about tv shows and how to be a successful actor. This Week Sponsor: Get your life back with Relief Factor and its 3-Week Quick Start for only $19.95. If you are in pain, what have you got to lose? Go to https://www.relieffactor.com Subscribe on YouTube Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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It was a busy, busy weekend for The Undertaker. So, I mean, we might as well do a retrospective on CTF. For Who's Who in Entertainment left life this weekend. Peter Green, mental case founder of Fleetwood Mac, 73. John Saxon? known for acting in westerns and horror movies and having a black belt and karate. Regis Philbin, known for being on U.S. television more hours than anyone else in history. 88.

Olivia DeHavilland, known for being hot in her day and having won two best actress Oscars. She is literally now gone with the wind. 104, all dead. We lost them. This has been retrospective on chewing the fat. All righty. Hey, for those of you looking forward to the big antitrust hearing today, with the heads of the four families and maybe the fifth.

I guess, you know, Jack, Twitter Jack, wants to be one of the heads of the families for the new mafia, but he's not quite there yet. He's still just a captain. Bezos from Amazon, Sunday dollar pitch I from Google. He's the leader. Apple's Tim Cook and Facebook's Mark Zuckerberg. That's been postponed. Yeah, we couldn't do it today.

So, you know, apparently. the House Judiciary Committee that they were going to be speaking in front of. They had to postpone it because of John Lewis's funeral. You know, John Lewis, we can't go to church with more than two people, but we can have get-togethers for the late John Lewis all over America for days on end. So, I mean, rest in peace, John Lewis. He wasn't part of retrospective. But anyway, they postponed the meeting with the heads of the four families in front of the House Judiciary Committee until Wednesday.

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Get yourself started for only 1995. And then just continue on with it so that you can actually get through your day. Relieffactor.com. So I see a story out of Wisconsin, Elk Mound, Wisconsin. and I don't know if I ever told you that I was in Elk Mound for a little while, you know, back in the late 90s. And I ran into a guy, Thomas Cook and Joseph Feeney, they were at a restaurant, and I just, I was having breakfast with them. And we talked about, you know, buying lottery tickets. And we agreed that if any of us won the jackpot, that we would share it.

Now, apparently, Thomas Cook and Josephini have forgotten our meeting because they won the Powerball $22 million. And they shared it between each other, but they forgot about me. Hello. Hey, Tom, Joe, what about our deal? These guys had a deal. They've been friends. They shook hands in 1992. And they promised each other, you know, they'd buy a lot of.

tickets and if they ever won the powerball they would split it between each other they did all right so tom buys the ticket and uh one wins 22 million he calls up his bud and says hey we won a pretty sweet that's pretty good deal uh good for them you know it's kind of a rip off though i was looking at they won 22 million i mean uh you know the jackpot is a little low during the old coronavirus days but they won 22 million. They take the cash payout. The cash payout gets them 16.7 million. All right.

Then after taxes, federal and state, each one of them gets 5.7 million. So they won 22 million, and they only get 5.7 million. I don't know how they're going to live. I mean, it's a big story that they won the jackpot power ball, but 5.7 million? Are they going to be okay? I don't know. I don't know.

I mean, the 24-year-old guy that won the 768.4 million jackpot, he's probably going to be okay. I mean, I could use an extra $5 million, no question. I don't know about you, but $5 million means a little something to me. But it's kind of, I was just kind of amazed. I'm always amazed at between the federal and the state taxes and the state taxes and the state. and you take the cash payout so you can get a downgrade of the total amount. So they win $22 million. Cash payout, yeah, we'll give you $16.7.

After taxes, 5.7 each. They end up with, you know, a little over 10, almost 11 million. Half, half. Congratulations, though. I'm happy for them, boy. Happy that they won and not me. that real happy. I'm sure they're going to be okay

too now that we see the food prices are going up. We talked about it before and yes, now we have evidence because it felt like you know, you buy something. My daughter gets this, oh, what's it called? I can't remember this one kind of candy she likes and it's some

Chinese or Taiwan candy that she likes and it was like a bucka box or whatever it was. So she went in the store to get, you know, I had her run in to get something because I don't go in. And of course, she's decided, well, I'm in the store by myself. I'm just going to get my candy. And she realized it's more than doubled. That's over two bucks a box now. I mean, I almost made her take it

back. So beef and veal up 25.1 percent. Eggs up 12.1 percent. Pork up 11.8 percent. up 8.7%. Wow. Now, we haven't had much rise in the fruits and vegetables, which, I don't know, I don't really see those prices too much. I mean, just kind of walk by the produce department.

I don't only pay attention too much to the prices in the produce department. Now, I guess potatoes have gone up 13.3%. Wow, that's a lot. And tomatoes. tomatoes have risen 8.4%. That's, prices are going through the roof, man. Wow.

And they do say in this story ways that you can, you can save money on food. You can buy in bulk. Prices usually fall with larger amounts. You can trim it yourself. Pay extra for cuts of meat that have been trimmed. So you don't buy those, buy the ones that haven't been trimmed. Oh, okay.

Buy cheaper cuts of meat. No? How about that? And you could find a good butcher. And a meat merchant, according to this story, a meat merchant will usually know the most flavorful and cheapest cuts. It can help you if you tell them your price range. That's awful nice.

So make sure that you get a meat merchant. very important that the world has meat merchants. Also, I saw a story this weekend, again, we talked about it. I don't know how long ago now, that divorces were going to go up after the lockdown, after coronavirus. And there was reports that when they started opening China back up, that the divorce rate went up. And now they're saying, yep, you know, we're seeing, we're seeing couples start questioning their couplehood. And as things start opening up again, we're going to have a problem. There's going to be, you know, divorce, talk, custody, child support, the equitable distribution of property and more.

So soon as those coronavirus pandemic ends, divorce will happen. Look, it probably eased up a little bit as we opened back up. Because remember, we talked about how if you are with your wife or your husband and, you know, sure you love them, but you miss seeing your boyfriend at work. Even your work wife or husband. You miss seeing, you know, the hot guy at the coffee shop or the hot girl at the coffee shop that serves you, serves you your stuff. So you've just stuck with badge. And, uh, who, after three or four months with just bad, uh, it's time to, it's time to move on. It's time to move on.

Have a, have a nice day. So speaking of divorce, though, you know, the Depp, Amber Heard trial, we were still getting, uh, incredible news from, uh, from that trial. and we got news that Depp had put a text out about Elon. Because remember, he thought Elon was with Amber while they were still meeting. And, you know, the big deal was Amber was he always thought I was cheating on him. You know, you can kind of see where he might have thought that there, Amber, as we got text from you and Elon, Rocket Man from, you know, texting.

but Elon says No, no, no, no, no, no. I didn't have an affair with his then-wife, Amber Hurd. And they had a big, they asked Elon because there was a court text from Depp to his friend Christian, where he threatened to cut off Musk's man part. And he said, they asked Elon,

What do you think about that? He just laughed at Ayelon and said, whatever. If Johnny wants a cage fight, just let me know. So we could have the Depp-Musk cage fight. Let's put him in the octagon. Let's go. According to the text, Depp said, I'll show him things he's never seen before,

like the other side of his man part when I slice it off. Okay, Johnny, calm down, my friend. Take it easy. So, and then we get Elon news this weekend. Remember he over the last few days anyway, where he was tweeting, he tweeted a couple things that got him in trouble. The one tweet, pronouns suck. Yes.

So, and then he tweeted, I think, what, Twitter sucks? And pronoun suck was the one. I got him in trouble, though. And even the wife or his girlfriend, whatever she is, the mother of us, his baby mama. I got to interrupt you. There's no wife in the picture. That's what I said. Don't marry my man.

Do not marry me. He's a single man. He just has baby mama's issues. But that also- Got like seven kids now. Yes. But that also shows you how whooped he is because he stopped tweeting. She talked.

He listened. well, sometimes you have to do that just to pretend like, you know, do you care what they say? I'm part of it. I play a little bit of that into that game. I can understand how it goes. The wife says something. You really, instead of just telling her to zip it, you pretend like what she said matters and you stop doing what she asked you to do.

So she asked him to put down his phone. And she called him out, I love you, but please turn off your phone. or give me the new mother. I cannot support hate. Please stop this. I know this isn't your heart. I wish you would have responded.

It is my heart. Screw off. Go take care of our kid. But like Chris said, he didn't. Just decided to stop tweeting. You know what it is. I mean, he's top tweeting

because he's getting ready to, he's training. He's getting ready to fight depth in the octagon. So they're going to be, they're going to be doing a cage fight soon. That would be awesome to see if that actually happened. Tell me you wouldn't pay-per-view that.

See, Johnny Depp and Elon in the Octagon? Well, not just that. I believe Johnny Depp needs the money. That would be awesome. Well, Johnny Depp needs the money, man. Have you seen him? I don't know. He doesn't look good.

He doesn't look good. And I just finished watching. all six parts of the Caribbean. He looked great. The last three, he was getting chubby and old. You know,

he didn't look as good as one, two, and three. Well, you know, some of it, look, it takes a lot to stay,

stay in physical perfection, you know. Shut up. I mean, you understand that. I do, anyway. It takes a lot to,

there's not a lot of us that can keep themselves in such a honed perfection. But I don't know that he needs the money, right? I mean, he's made so much money. Holy cow.

Those stupid pirates of the Caribbean movies have just made him a fortune. You know, he's been in a few movies that I really liked. Not really big on the Pirates of Caribbean movies, but, you know, I don't mind him, but he's made a lot of money. If he's broke, although, you know, those guys, they get into that lifestyle. Right. He spent a ton of money on everything, man, where it's never going to run out. And then the next thing, you know, if he's, you know, if he's. runs out.

Johnny, you know, you know, you thought you had that extra $300 million over here? Yeah, no, that's no longer there anymore. I know, but I'm only spending $50 million a month, so. And plus he's got a new movie, right? I don't know if he's made any money from it.

He's got a new movie that he's supposed to be shooting, right? Is that another Caribbean movie? I thought he was, there was another movie that he was supposed to be shooting that obviously, you know, got COVID canceled. there's a bunch of actors that got COVID canceled. I hope they're doing okay. I hope they're not struggling too bad.

So, you know, right. No, he has, he's, he's, he was working on Fantastic Beast and work to find them three. Which is the,

the world of Harry Potter. He's part of that. He's actually the bad guy in the world of Harry Potter. So he is making money because he's, he wasn't the last. He's not making money from that. Yeah, he's definitely making money. Absolutely.

He plays the bad guy. He's the bad guy of Harry Potter World. I wonder how much, I wonder if he made a deal to get some of that back end, too, though. That's what you want from the Harry Potter movies, man, and the Pirates of Caribbean, too. You want the back end. You know, obviously, I mean, you could quote me out of that. It's very important to get the back end. But those guys, you know, yeah, they want, you know, it's nice to make, you know, 100 million on making the movie.

You want the money coming in afterwards. You want the, oh, you got to have that money. Those guys make it. So business insider reports that up front on the Fantastic Beast, he made $20 million. Okay, which is nothing. And that's the upfront. And it says it right there. It's like, upfront money, boom, $20 million for Fantastic Beast.

So we'll see what the back end, because you're right. All this, like, I was talking to the wife, like you have the office. Let's talk about the latest phenomenon, the office. How many times has that shows been sold? I want to know what is John Kukiski getting? What is Angela? What is Pam getting? What is Steve Corral getting?

Because all these people that keep selling, and parks and wreck just got sold. and NBC took it back. So I want to know what is all these people making at the back end because a soul... Yeah, because a show being sold and then back and sold again and then Seinfeld is being sold again, which makes Homeboy the richest comedian in the world. I know. I know.

Good for him. Oh, absolutely. And he dropped another Netflix special at the beginning of COVID. And it wasn't bad. It wasn't bad. I enjoyed it. It was great. if you're a Seinfeld fan like I am and seen all his comedy out of that hour,

maybe he had 10 minutes of new content. Because everything else was all jokes retold. I feel like he was more open about the family and stuff and the wife. He was on the second end, on the second end of the act. On the first end, it was all the same jokes that you will watch on Seinfeld TV show. Oh, no, absolutely. No, absolutely. And by the way, I'm actually restarting to watch King of Queens,

another great show. And Friends. The first season, the first couple of seasons were really good. Friends got sold to HBO Max. So, like, all these TV, fresh Prince of Bel Air got sold to HBO Max. They have all the Fresh Prince of Bell. So, like, all these shows, if you're inspiring actor or actors and listening to this show, You focus on the back end.

You focus on the back end. Remember, we talked to Robin from Batman and Robin, and those checks stopped coming. Remember that? Yeah, a long time ago. They said, Bert Ward. That's just, I mean, he's hawking dog food. Which is why I buy his dog food. I'm helping him stay alive and in business.

Every month, I get two bags of dog food from gentle giants. On behalf of Bert Ward. Because when I heard that he was not getting in. any more syndication paycheck. I feel bad for the man. Yeah, I don't know how much money. Now, he didn't, obviously, he's doing okay. I mean, anytime he shows up at a Comic-Con, Robin shows up.

Speaking of Comic-Con, is that ever going to come back? Oh, I don't know. They just had the big Walking Dead thing online this past weekend, right from Comic-Con. It was supposed to happen now. I just saw a bunch of nerds, friend of mine, posting, Comic-Con, Comic-Con. I want to be. there. Shut up. I could only wear my cosplay

at home. I'm virtually a Comic Con. No, you're not. You're at home. Well, yeah, they are. I mean, that's what they wanted. I don't know what their numbers were, but, you know, they all had their panels online, which was fun. And we got news

about the Walking Dead. You know, the season 10 finale, finally, will air in October and then head into the new show. Because I guess we've finally figured out how to produce it and put it all together. They couldn't do it in the amount of time they had before. We've been through that before.

And there was some rumor, according to my boy Maximus, that they were going to extend season 10 of Walking Dead because they wanted to, before they went into season 11. I'm not really sure. Wouldn't that just be season 11? No? Oh, okay. Let's go to the break room. I need something to drink desperately as it is anyway.

Oh my gosh. That is so good. So, first of all, let me ask you this question. Why haven't you subscribed to this podcast yet? if you're listening right now and you haven't subscribed to this podcast you're a loser a slimy

disgusting loser scum of the earth but you have redemption and Jeffie's going to tell you how you could redeem yourself from being a loser scummy disgusting

fat Portlandian feminist not Blob. You do not want to be those. No. No, no, that's just one person. That's not different categories.

That's just that one person, aka Michael Moore. But I just want to make sure that you know, instead of me saying, oh, you don't want to be Michael Moore. No, it's all that stuff that I said that I already forgot. So just rewind 10 seconds. You don't want to be that.

But Jeffrey now is going to tell you how you can redeem yourself from being a.k.a. Michael Moore. Well, it's a lot easier than you'd think. All you have to do is subscribe to the podcast. Whatever platform you like, whatever platform warms the little cockles of your heart. Let's say, I don't know, Spotify. I don't know.

iTunes. Is there any other platforms in America other than iTunes and Spotify? Well, iTunes is coming like a second close, but Spotify is the most user-friendly podcast platform and they just announced they're going to do videos and they have Kim Kardashian on the pocket they have uh hello the beautiful arm of the first lady micha or former former no once you're a first lady you always the first lady no no okay you got the beautiful arms you got Batman you got DC world in there how can you not and shoot the fat and shooting the fat

and how can you not want to be part of that amazing crowd? Thank you. They can't call you a racist. You're supporting two minorities. Kim and arms over there. It's going to be fascinating to hear from Kim too because the Kanye Kim thing is out of control.

Just out of go. I mean, that's a show in itself. We could talk about that. But, I mean, he had an ambulance coming to the house this weekend. He apologizing to the wife. He didn't drop the album like I had anticipated. No, he did not.

He did not drop the album. album. But he didn't drop the album because Taylor Swift dropped her. He's in the back. Yep. Knife him in the back. He's going through all these problems. So Taylor drops her new album. Yep. And so Kanye doesn't drop his. Didn't it didn't her in her new album? And I know everybody just turned us down right now or fast forward to all this. So I feel like I'm just wasting time talking. But didn't also she like outed a baby name too in the album

I saw that trend in over the weekend for uh whose kid I was yes look at I did see that yeah the song had a baby's name in it and it was for I don't remember now because I haven't listened to every

song on the new Taylor Swift album I know this is going to come as a surprise to you Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds yeah yeah yeah and Blake Blake stop looking at you like that it's embarrassing I know you're pregnant with another, you know, another of Ryan's kids, or at least that's what you want them to believe.

But just take it easy, baby. All right. Just take it easy. People are starting to notice. That's all I'm saying. So subscribe to a chewing fat. And you do not want to be Michael Moore-ish. Okay?

You don't want that to happen. You just don't want that to happen. And I'm going to tell you also today, if you're listening live, the 27. of July 2020. If you're listening and watching live, I'll just give you a quick wave. How you doing? The voting for the Radio Hall of Fame has started.

And while it's not me, which, you know, hurts a little. You can vote for Glenn Beck at the Radio Hall of Fame. And I'm going to tell you this, all right, this is, this is just between you and me. Okay? So they promote that you can vote

for who you want and I'm telling you to vote for Glenn it's an embarrassment that he's not in the Radio Hall of Fame already but like let's say for instance today I've already voted twice so I voted that's not possible you can only vote one per email that's the rule

okay so the rule is one per email yes all right all right so I voted on my laptop okay and then I voted on my app okay The app on my phone. I just voted through my phone.

Okay. Now, I will say I did use a different email. Oh, so you don't know if you could use the same email. I should have checked on the phone app for the same email. Yeah. Because I think the last time it was proven that you could vote twice using the main website and the phone app. with the same email. Okay, that's probably been rectified now.

But I did use different email addresses. So if you have, let's say, and I'll try it later today with the same email address on the phone app. The one that I used on the laptop, I'll try to do it, go at it through the phone and see if it takes it. But I have, well, I'm not going to tell you how many email addresses I have, but I have several email addresses. and so if it's one per email I can go through each one right you should be able to go through each one so until they rectify the actual IP address

you're good you can vote as many times as you have email addresses are you doing it right now as we speak I hope so I don't know where to go we can talk about animals if you'd like I mean we've got the story coming out of the United Kingdom.

We talked about animals fighting back. Well, now there's a park at nosly safari park where baboons have been seen carrying knives, screwdrivers, and chainsaws around. Hello! There's pictures of these baboons going through people's cars and going through their suitcases and luggage. And the park, the park police, I have a safari park police,

say, yeah, well, you know, they are just, look, Babblins go through stuff sometimes, and they go through toolboxes, and they, you know, they carry stuff around. It's just a, don't even worry about it's an exaggeration that they, you know, are taking these. But we have pictures of them, you know, dragging chainsaws of knives and screwdrivers.

Don't worry about it. You're fine. So if you're in the United Kingdom and want to go to the, want to go to the nosley Safari Park, I would come prepared with some kind of protection. Because you never know. The baboons come up to your car. You don't give them food. Chain cells turn it on. They're cutting you down. Hard. Hard.

Speaking of baboons, Did you see where in Pennsylvania they're all pissed at the fair? The one fair at, what was the fair at the Bloomsburg Fair? In Pennsylvania, the governor got all wound up because they had a dump tank that they were doing to raise money for the fire department or whatever. And I don't know about you. I've been, I've done dunk tanks before like a lot of years in a row at our Fourth of July events. and I've done dunk takes to raise money. I've done dunk tanks for fun.

I've lost bets. I've had to dress as a woman, which I believe I probably looked better than what this police chief looked as a woman in a dunk tank. There's pictures out there somewhere of me as a female and heading to the dunk tank. But apparently,

there were people, the fire chief put on a blonde woman. Whig. And he said he was going more for the Maryland Monroe look, but many members of the crowd started saying he resembled the Secretary of Health from Pennsylvania, Dr. Rachel Levine, the transgender secretary of health, who, I mean, I don't know if you know what Secretary Levine looks like, but she, he, whatever pronoun is, what's the word I'm looking for? gorgeous. That's the word I'm looking for.

Gorgeous. She is, he is tremendous. So anyway, the governor got all wound up and said this is the latest in a relentless series of vile slurs directed at Secretary of Health, Dr. Rachel Levine, a highly skilled and accomplished member of my administration. It was a crowd having fun at a dump tank. take it easy. We can't even have fun anymore.

Stop it. And even the fire chief was like, I just put a wig on. I can't help what people were hollering. We raised a lot of money. So I guess the transgender crowd

a little wound up in Pennsylvania. So just if you're going to be in a dunk deck this year, you want to wear a wig, take it easy and just tell people that you're something that you're not so they don't think you're something that you are wait yeah something like that yeah that's something like that hey speaking of uh we've got so much to get to when in the podcast of those of you listening to this portion of the show it is a portion that is you know obviously part of the full podcast release but we also, this part of the show, goes for free to, well, it's always for free,

but you don't have to be a subscriber to hear it around the country. And when we get into the subscribership portion of this podcast, we've got some big guy stories that we're going to get to today that is actually kind of breaking news. We've got a lady that believes that she has, has a COVID-19 coronavirus cure. We have a Guineth Prow story

that talks about a good friend of hers and what she learned from her friend as a child. I actually read the story and I thought well, yeah, that makes sense. But she talks about different big guy things that she learned from her friend.

We've got to talk about that. We've got mask. mask stories that are just I mean it's becoming unbelievable and I use that word and it's it's not unbelievable because it's been happening but I'm really confused now over the mask thing because I don't know if I can't I don't know if I can't

I don't know if I decide that I can't it's okay but really it's not okay because we have actual citizens who are thinking that they are more scared of you without a mask than anything else in the world. So they're going out of their way to be the mask police. Stop it.

Stop it. Last week we talked about, or maybe, I don't know if we talked about it tonight. I just remember reading the story about the police chief that said, stop being the mask police. Stop it.

Yeah, we talked about it. I remember talking about because the police chief said, stop being the mass police. What are you doing with your life? Just go about your business. So there's more and more stories of that. We had the big hurricane hit Texas, Mexico this weekend. Still getting a little bit of rain. Governor Abbott took a big hit on his tweet.

Ooh. Big hit on the governor's tweet about the guy. in the car during the hurricane eating water burger. And Abbott find the tweet here. Quote tweeted

this tweet from at C.C. Hogg Iwa Chagua at C-C-H-O-G-I-WA who tweeted

Texans right now, hashtag Hurricane Hannah, and he's in his car eating Waterberg, and the rain is coming in sideways, and it's, you know, it's really bad. One of the bands are coming through. And Abbott quote tweets it, saying, this is how Texans respond to hurricanes. It's raining sideways right now, and we can't expletive move, but we got at Waterberger, so we're good. And I know he's trying to be funny, but he took a beat. on that man because people were a little wound up at the Gov about this and so as you scroll through the responses I mean he took a beating and by the way this isn't his this is Greg Abbott's personal account not his governor account although it's tough to differentiate as you're a public servant

but one of the other one is ha ha ha so true also you've killed 4,000 Texans with your negligence and mismanagement what has he done wrong the only thing he's done wrong is made people become more or you know in his eyes he's helped people be more safe right so we can trust Texans in their cars this one i tend to agree with right so we can trust Texans in their cars with waterberg in a hurricane but we cannot allow them to decide whether they should wear a mask or choose who to be around. Can't have it both ways. It's a choice. That's right.

Absolutely right. It just kills me. It just kills me this mask thing. Okay, so now we have retailers that are saying they're going to back off their mask mandates and serve maskless customers. Well, wait. Now, what about if I'm in a county or state that has mandated that everyone wear masks? I'm really, these companies, man, need to come.

They should have always been that way. It really, and we've talked about it before, this mask thing is driving me insane. if you feel that you need to wear a mask, good for you. Wear a mask. And if you feel safer and you feel that it protects you from getting any kind of diseases, including COVID-19, good for you. Wear your mask. But don't make me have to wear a mask if I don't want to.

That is un-American. I'm sorry. It is your choice, my choice, to wear a mask. And I said all along, I said last, last week when we were talking, I'm sick of hearing the businesses. Well, it's a private business and they get to decide what they do. That's what they do. I know that. But they're American businesses. And that should be the focus. But I guess it isn't. I mean, we've got the Supreme Court telling you that you can't be in church, but you can go play blackjack in Vegas. with more than 50 people. It's amazing. I really don't understand why these churches don't just say they're protesting, and then they can have as many people as they want, and it'll be fine. No, our Sunday service is a protest, so we can have as many people here as we want. And sure, they've got masks on.

Some of them do. Some of them don't. But, you know, just set out a couple of cocktails, you know, the ones that burn, and light a couple of fires and call it a protest. And then they'll leave you alone. I mean, that's what's going to have to happen. So, you know, I don't know, you know, I don't know what's going to happen with the mask thing. I guess it's looking like you're going to have to wear a mask if you step outside of your house.

We've got Hollywood putting in AI cameras and this ROSA, the AI-driven security system. Okay. It's got both human and vehicle detection, license plate recognition. complete integration with the RAD software. So they are able to see whether you're wearing a mask or not. And they're using this. I mean, if Hollywood is spending the money at their studios so that they can have this AI security detection

that you're wearing a mask. or not wearing a mask in public areas, that means that it's going to be around for a while, right? I mean, there's no way these companies and corporations are spending all this money if the mandate isn't going to be for quite some time. That kind of hurts. That kind of hurts. All right, a couple of big guys stories coming up on chewing the fat.

Download and subscribe to more content. at the blaze.com slash podcasts. All right. So remember for those of you listening to the podcast today on the day that we, you know, that is live, the 27th of July 2020, today is the world's biggest COVID-19 vaccine study underway. First of 30,000 planned volunteers helping the test shots created by the U.S. government. Okay. And remember, just remember, a little helpful hint from chewing the fat, all right? While you may think that it's fine and all good and dandy, there's no guarantee that the vaccine is

going to work. Now, some would say that it's possible that no matter what it's going to work because they've already spent all this money on production levels and everything else. So, you know, it's possible it doesn't matter what the test says that it's just going to work no matter what. And so we'll see. And we'll see, how would you feel? Like, you got the, you did or you did, wait. So this health company sent 600,000 U.S. military members. Hey

Yeah You know They made them The email Made them feel like they had COVID-19 Right So it was Oh I see

I see They said that Since you're a Because you're a coronavirus Survivor You could save to donate blood now To 600,000 people So 600,000 military members

Got an email saying, as a survivor of COVID-19, it's safe to donate your blood or your plasma. Got it. So they didn't tell them they had COVID-19. They just said they were a survivor of COVID-19. Is that different? Sure it is. It absolutely is different.

Now, I guess, you know, they sent the email out and then a few minutes later, they said, ooh, that was probably wrong. So they sent out another email. but it didn't make a lot of people feel good. 600,000 emails go out. I don't know. You know, hopefully the one that said you were a survivor didn't go to your main email

and the one that said, hey, don't worry about it. We screwed up. You know, went to your trash. Just went to your spam. Don't worry. You didn't see it. That's fine. Don't worry about it.

This, I don't know what to make of the coronavirus. COVID-19 thing anymore. I'm tired of being scared about it. I'm tired of, you know what I'm tired of? I'm tired of being angry all the time. I'm tired of being angry. And I say all the time. I do my very best not to be angry all the time.

But it's very difficult. I'm angry at the mass thing. I'm angry at the COVID-19 thing. I'm angry about being forced to stay in my house. I'm angry and I don't mind it. I'm just, I'm angry at being told. I have to. I'm angry about just about everything. I'm angry about just about everything. And I've got to stop being angry. I've got to stop being angry. Now, if that means some sort of

medication, okay, I guess. I guess I'm willing to do that. I don't know. I don't know. Maybe I need, did you see, okay, here's part of the big guy, part of the podcast for you, okay? you just see the girl that tweeted out her video or I think it might have been a TikTok video too. I got to find the actual video again where she believes that she makes smoothies every day with semen. I told you was a big guy. Okay, I told you. And her video shows her making the shake with that every day. Okay, she thinks that it's kept her healthy, wealthy and wise, I guess.

She shows where her boyfriend, since it's social distancing in her video, her boyfriend drops it off every day. She picks it up and brings it in and shows it to. She keeps it in the refrigerator, of course, and it's better the fresher it is, of course. And for those of you, she claimed that have an issue with the taste, don't worry about it because you're mixing with vegetables and fruits, and so you don't.

You know, mix is right. in there. You don't even, you don't even taste it. So, I mean, that's something, right? Are we having, are we having, uh, doctors look into it and say, does it work or doesn't it work? Are you willing to do it? Maybe it only works for females. I don't know if it works for males too. You tell, you tell me. What you think? Wait, so, she's a mother of two. So, hold on. When you say, because I need you to elaborate a little bit more, you tell me, so you tell them the audience to try this?

Or are you saying, you know, you tell me if it works. Like, what are you doing with your life here? Are you telling people to do it? If you do it, I'd like to know if you believe that it works. If it's a healthy alternative. It's a healthy alternative. That's what I care about. Are you willing to try it?

You open the door. So I'm just walking right in. Because... I haven't had the opportunity for my boyfriend to drop it off. Because I'm saying this. On the record, I have to go back and listen to the whole spield from Vice. Because it was Vice UK that posted the video. If I feel that is credible enough,

I'm willing to try it. See, and look, it doesn't say, like, she believes that, and it's, you know, it's male to female, obviously. I don't know if you can, you know, cure yourself. If you could, if, you know, if you could, if it's good for you, your smoothie mix would be good if it's from yourself other than someone else. So now we've got to talk about

if it is someone else that and we don't know that it's just a female, right? We don't know if it works. We need a study. We need a study and I need government money for this. We need a study if it's just, if it's male to female, if does it work that way?

Is it male to male? or can you, does it work with your own stuff? So, I mean, that's a powerful study. That's a powerful study. We need study money. We need to type that up. We need to talk to our congressman and get that study money going. See if it actually works, especially during the COVID-19 days.

I mean, if it works and it's a to cure people healthy and safe, that's great. So I'm reading a story about Guineath Paltrow and look, she's, you know, we did get our Gwyneth Paltrow candle

here at Chewing the Fat, which we are going to be doing a YouTube video for her candle that smells like is it just her female part or is it no that was the first orgasm orgasm yes it's her orgasm right yes

do we get the candle of her female part or is it just no no no that one is sold out so that one was just a one time you know blah okay all right so we have to we'll make a YouTube video that to see if we can you know

smell for the world. As the rule, you know, I haven't opened it yet. It's just... No, don't. Yeah, don't open it. We can't open it. It has a nice box, though.

Look at the box. Look at that. It works. And it says what we... Hold on. Let me take off Tiger King. Hold on. Give me one second.

Tiger King is messing things up. Like, dude. Calm yourself. Okay. Oh, my God. Tell the kids to put their clothes on. For those of you watching... You smell.

Oh, okay. You can read what I'm per. This smells like my orgasm, candle. Wow. Do you want to know the company that makes it? You're going to be pissed. Do I? You're going to be pissed.

Then should we save it for the video? No, no, no. Okay. Boogie perfume. What? I want my, I've got to retain an attorney. This is ridiculous. I am getting ripped off in my life.

Boogee perfume. I'm getting ripped off of my life. It's not going to be long that these companies, I mean, this is what's wrong. This is why we need the antitrust. I want these companies shut down. Share the wealth. Share the wealth.

Share the wealth. Did you see we have homeless people in our neighborhood now? Whose neighborhood? That a lot. Okay, so. No, hold out. Whose neighborhood? My neighborhood has no homeless people.

Maybe your neighborhood At Alliance. At the Alliance town center. The big main mallish town center, grocery store, gas stations, fast food restaurants, movie theaters, all that, you know,

huge big thing here in Fort Worth, Texas, called Alliance. Homeless people at Alliance now. That cannot be. That has to stop. We've got to put it. We've got to put an into this right now.

I mean, they could go to the airport, sure. But, come on now. We can't. I can't be driving into Alliance and having homeless. It just won't. I won't put up with it. Anyway, so we're going to

light the candle on YouTube. So we can actually see if we like the smell of Gwynness. Orgas. But anyway, there was a big story this weekend, too, about what got me to go on with Paltrow's that she talked about Rob Lowe's wife, who she's been friends with forever. And Rob Lowe's wife was the one that taught her how to give a BJ.

And she just talked about how they were friends and how what a great person she was and how she worshipped her. and she did make up for her for some shows, and they would go smoke and talk and party. And of course, I mean, who isn't with their friends and learns how to give a BJ from your best friend? Who among us? Who among us can say they haven't done that?

That's what I thought.