Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 43 | Sex Robots Are Asking What?

Episode Date: March 5, 2019

Jeffy brings you animal stories and this weird sex robot that wants to know something personal. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Welcome to it, chewing the fat with yours truly Jeff Fisher. Congratulations, congratulations, congratulations. Remember way back in October with the $1.5 billion mega millions lotto winner that nobody thought was going to show up and we thought we lost the ticket in the flood and nobody had turned it in yet and he had until April 19th to turn it in and it was to count, the clock was ticking down. Yeah, they turned it in. The winner turned the ticket in.

a sole winner wishes to be anonymous cash payout $877 million 7 I know I know

wait wait 877 $777 million $784,124,000 $124 I mean it's hard not to hate this person I mean wish them

congratulations and wish them nothing but the best we know We don't know who it is because they wanted to be anonymous, but thank you. It's hard. It's my ticket. Okay? Then you go to jail and you don't even spend a dime. Don't take that a gunshot out.

We don't want to kill lottery winners. We're all four lottery winners. We want to be lottery winners. That's a retirement plan that we're all living on. Would you pull hope away from me? Take hope away from me. It's over. The country is done.

The lot of is my hope. So the store owner is happy. Now, they're saying obviously that it's anonymous, but the store owner said, good for me, good for him. So it appears to be a male. All right. The store owner gets 50 grand. And after taxes, he said he stands to get, you know, 25 or 30,000 and that it's already spent.

So store owners already spent the money. But, I mean, the mayor of the town, it was hilarious, saying that, hope to meet him. Yeah, no kidding. No kidding. I need a little campaign. funds. And it'd be your mayor forever. $877 million.

$784,124. Now, you could get mad and you could say $1.5 billion down to $877 million. That's kind of, I mean, that's a lot of freaking money. Or you could just say, thank you. Thank you. Come again.

Thank you. Appreciate it. Also, congratulations in New Jersey, as long as we're talking about lottery. A man won $267 million in the mega millions lottery ticket in New Jersey this past week. Congratulations. He has not come forward yet. He gets his ducks in a row. He never come forward right away.

You never come forward right away. No, probably, I don't know if New Jersey, if you have to, we've talked about this before. Some states, you have to say who you are. Where South Carolina, obviously, with the big one, you can remain anonymous. I don't necessarily like that. I think if you play the lottery I mean I'm giving you that we don't need to know who you are up until maybe six months after you won

so that gives you time to get your ducks in a row but the world needs to know who you are no because you're using that the states are making money using the lottery money to pay all kinds of education and they're saying that they're saving us money on taxes I just, ha ha, ha, ah, ah, oh. No, I got some of my throat. But, no, we need to know.

We do now. If I win the big money, I'm hoping that I could remain anonymous. However, I'm saying we need to know. No question. We need to know. And also in lottery news, a dad and a daughter fined $4 million and are going to jail because they stole the winning ticket. Okay? So, Jun Chul Chung, 68, and his daughter Kathleen Chung, 36, sentenced to seven years and four years in prison.

Oh, no. So her brother, Kenneth Chung, ran the convenience store in a Toronto suburb where his father worked. He gets 10 months. You know, because he didn't really know, wasn't involved in the whole thing. Then why does he get 10 months? Because he was involved. He knows better. He's part of the family.

You're all going down. The chunk. If you have a chung family. If you're in Toronto, your last name of chung, you're going to prison. That's the way. You stole lottery money.

So this guy wins, is playing in his office with six or seven other people and he takes his ticket in. And the ticket wins him five free plays. All right? So the daughter, Kathleen Chung,

takes the ticket for the five free plays, bunches it in. One of the five free plays is the big winner. And she says, nope, no winners. And she tosses him back four. She deep pockets the winner. Haven't we talked about this before? Then she waits, no.

No, no. We talk about getting always all of them back? Oh, yeah, get them, yeah. We always talk about that. No, give it to me. It's mine. I want it. I want it.

A lot of times, throw them away. Yeah. But I know in this program we talked about you always get, hey, did it win? No. Okay, let me get it back. So she deeped. It's a, nope.

No winners, and she tosses four to him, deep pockets the five, the fifth one, which is the winner. Hangs onto it for a little bit. Goes to bro, oh, look what I found. Dad must have bought the winning ticket. And they cash it. They transferred all kinds of money into different accounts. They stole a bunch, they took a bunch of money into all kinds of different accounts around the world until they finally got caught like, no. Lottery officials were like, where did you buy it?

I don't know. Somewhere. And so now the guy and his other employees get money plus interest because he thought they lost, which they didn't. Amazing. And these people go to jail and pay fines. So get your tickets back for sure. At least look at them. At least look at them and watch the guy cut them in half, you know, break him in half or whatever when you throw them away.

I say no. I say you take them and then you rip them. Whatever. But, I mean, be sure that they're the ones, right? You want to make sure that you're not getting sleight of hand. Nope. No winner. All right.

See you later. And then, you know, two months later, Billy at the racetrack is cashing in. That's the problem. Are you going out of the store? Hey, where's Billy? Yeah, no, he won the water. Do you believe it? No, the Powerball a couple weeks ago.

Oh, good for him. Yeah. All of a sudden, he just came up with a winning ticket. I mean, that's, at least you could say it was yours, right? I think he stole mine. And Sue, Racetrack. Racetrack give you some money to go away. Also, just kidding, Racetrack, that's good.

Q-T, let's give you money to go away. At Q-T. Yeah, Q-T-T, I don't like, give you money to go away. Racetrack, no way. Also, I don't know what you're going to do it for dinner tonight, but 30,000 pounds of ground beef are being recalled. Dude, I'm making tacos. Oh, no.

I would check. Check. 30,000 pounds of ground beef, bro. Mine is organic, though. Stop it. Yeah, organic ground beef. I mean, why? You went out and made sure the cow ate the grass.

It was a range-free cow. Are you kidding me? You're pathetic. Seriously, you are. Don't stop talking. Don't even. I don't even want to know. I don't.

I can't. I can't I can't so apparently there's 30,000 pounds of ground beef not the all natural kind because of possible contamination it doesn't say what the exterraneous materials are we had what wood we had

I mean the guy could have coughed up a tooth could have coughed up chunks of tooth coughed up something right could be anything that's why you bought organic ground beef so that you know nothing bad could ever happen to that Double R ranch, 100%. St. Helens ground beef,

double R, SRF American. Oh, SRLF American Wagyu beef, fine ground beef chubs. I mean, those are your kind. That's a big. Yeah. Beef boneless ground check. So good luck. Now remember, last year we had the 5 million pounds of beef due to salmonella fears recalled. And then the same company recalled another almost 100,000 pounds of ground beef because of E. coli.

And so, I mean, they're just, people are not treating their meat well. That's why you go organic. You can quote beyond that. People are not treating their meat well. Yeah, we'll just leave it at that. Okay, before we get to animal stories, I mean, I've got just a ton of animal stories. I've got monkeys murdering humans story. Again?

Fascinating. I mean, they're pushing. I'll tell you the story, but it. Remember we had the baby that got snatched by a monkey while there was breastfeeding? Don't forget. Remember that? Monkey just came in, grabbed the baby while it was breastfeeding and then killed it. I don't think these were these monkeys, though.

I don't think these were the monkeys from India, right? Yeah, and then he jumped in the roof and then they tried to get the baby, and then it was too late. Maybe it was the same monkeys. Because these monkeys are out of control, man. They are sort of the video of them running down the streets is amazing. It could be the same monkey. You need shotguns. They need to go away, man.

I'm not talking about just one single. Yeah, no. And I'm not talking about that. You need a shotgun, man. And there's still 8,000 monkeys left after that. I mean, you got to take them out, man. If you're going to go after these monkeys, you've got to take them out. You've got a power blast over something, man.

It was amazing seeing these things run down the road. Because you know, you think, ah, ha, ha, the one video, the one lady's like, ah, look at all the monkeys. And I'm thinking, no? Uh, no? How about get out of the way? Uh, no. So, uh, they, uh, no, I don't want to continue. We've talked about opening websites before.

We have to accept all and manage all. I just want the story. I just want the story. You know, there's new stories now where Europe, you're going to have to sign in with your ID to look at pornography. The world's gone to hell. I can't even see a monkey murder rampade story without having to click on manage my, I, I, I just want to see the story. Okay, please.

That's all I want. So in 24 hours, two communities in India. These animals chase people in the Cathiel Village. All right? They attacked the 60-year-old mom of seven. She was standing in an open terrace, causing her to fall off to her death. They pushed her off the terrace.

A mom with seven? She has seven kids, yeah. So now there's seven kids without a mom. But they've got a monkey on the terrace. The pictures of these monkeys are, Absolutely amazing. Okay, that's an orangutan. It's not these monkeys, okay?

Maybe they can talk to each other. I don't know. They can communicate with each other, but... Absolutely. I mean, I mean, this one video, which I will play tomorrow morning on Pat Gray on Leashed. I'm going to come in tomorrow and do Chewing the Fat on Pat Gray Unleashed, which is Wednesday.

Is it Wednesday? Wednesday, yeah. Tomorrow the 6th. Yeah, because today's Fat Tuesday. It's a holiday in New Orleans. grow fat Tuesday it's my holiday I can't work I was gonna come in and do Pat but no not in a holiday

What are you doing your show? Yeah well that's But the video of these monkeys coming out is amazing I'm telling you you need like a flame thrower you need military action against these things man I'm not talking about a shotgun or a single

you need military action it's ugly I wasn't going to tell you about that story because I wanted to talk to you about the sex robot that actually talks now. Oh, wait, I have to accept another thing for this website, too. What is the, can we, is it, is it our internet

then is doing this? Yes. We need something needs to happen. All right. We need something needs to happen. It's a security setting. I just got told by IT is security settings. Your security settings. Yeah. So it's because of you. You're the only one in this company.

That has to go through extra hoops. Why do I believe that? Because it's true. It's true. So a sex robot has now got a Scottish accent, and they showed the promo video of the new Scottish-speaking sex robot. And I don't know. Maybe. I know about 5 million words, the whole Wikipedia and a few dictionaries, but I still have so much to learn. I also have more than 360,000 inches categories in my personality layer.

May I be so forward to ask how big you are Yeah, no No, the reason I don't want that question to ask from a robot May I be so forward to ask how back you are That's why I got the robot I don't want to know I don't want questions like this In fact, see this whole talking robot thing

The point of getting a robot Is so they don't talk How big you are How big you are? No, I No, you can't ask I just being with you The crowd of the video is like,

oh, ha, ha, ha, that's funny, but every guy's like, no. What do you know? No, how about no? There's not, this is a, this is a, this is fake. This is fake. No company that is making sex robots has their sexual robot. Ask a question like that.

Yeah, if you still forward to ask how fake you are. Yeah, no. No, you can't. In fact, you can be forward enough to sit down and shut. the hell up is what you can do. I'm switching the mode to off to talking. I don't care any words you know. I want you to

sit there and be quiet. You're going to meet to a sex robot. Me too and a robot. That's right. Just sit there and shut up. You can't meet to a robot, can you? Yes, you can. May I be so forward to ask how you are. No. No, you cannot.

I don't think you get in trouble for me too and a robot. Right? May I be so forward to ask how back you are? Oh, of course. That'd be fine. See, they don't follow through on that either. They don't say, oh, okay, yeah, sure. Let me show you.

I mean, that's what you need, right? That's what you have to do. Here you go. Oh. No, we don't want robots. This has to stop. We must put an end to talking robots that have all these words. That's a little bit more than me too and them.

All right, let's go over the break room. I'm thirsty. I need a drink of. Coca-Cola Zero Ship. Oh my gosh. So good. So good. As we're headed over to the break room, though, speaking to me, too.

Leaving Neverland, the Michael Jackson documentary, finished off last night. Fascinating. Fascinating. I don't think. I mean, Michael's not alive to, you know. Defend himself. he's just a bad guy

he's just a bad guy so I was looking at so Oprah she's the what Oprah? Yeah Oprah Oprah interviewed the two guys right yeah what did she have to do with any of this just interviewing the guys that made the the documentary I've not seen that

and they'd be a fascinating interview to talk to if they would come on I mean it's Oprah or Jeff Fisher or Chew of the Fat Oprah Chewing the fat with Jeff Fitcher. No, I'm saying that if you had to choose Oprah, Oprah or you're chewing the fat with Jeff Fitch.

No, but if you had to. Oprah. Oprah. Oprah. So let's say the documentary guys want an interview, just for an example. And I say, hey. Oprah. That hurts.

That hurts. There's not one. There was not one. I was the only one that was saying chewing the fat. Oprah. But I mean, what I was saying is that they would come and talk. They will go to Oprah in the old channel. and O Magazine.

Yeah, but I'm part... And Oprah. It'd be here, though, on the Blaze with... Yeah, but Oprah's in California where most of the people are in California. He's just a bad guy. I mean, he turned out to be... I mean, we all gave him the benefit of the doubt for years.

We all gave him a whole benefit of the doubt for years, and he just turned... I mean, it was just a bad guy. Ugly. Ugly. So it's final. He was a pedic... I don't see there's any way around that now.

I'd have to watch it now, I don't see there's any way around that now. And, you know, we gave him the benefit of the doubt for years. We said he had stunted his childhood, his growth, and he was still a kid at heart. But, you know, I watched a documentary, another documentary this weekend on Sammy Davis Jr. And you don't even know who Sammy Davis Jr. is, do you? That's sad. Sad.

He was a black entertainer. I was with the Rat Pack. He lived, he died in 1990, I think, at 64. No. But he was what got me thinking about Michael Jackson. and Sammy Davis Jr. is he was a child star. He started entertaining at the age of three, all right? Never went to school. Never had any formal training. Crossed the country hundreds of times until he was like 10 years old. I mean, entertaining. And he talks about being mad that he

never had any formal education. He didn't, he didn't, he didn't read great. He was a dancer, tap dancer, singer, entertainer. And he, uh, uh, uh, uh, he. The big song you might remember was his, really his only song that became number one was The Candy Man. Okay. That was, anyway, but... Yeah, thank you. We're done.

Don't do it anymore. Stop. But, no. Don't do, do, do, do, do. Yeah, no, it's different. It's the same thing that you're doing. It's just a different little dude. The Candy Man.

Stop. Yes, that was his only number one song. Samar Davis Jr. But he had a fascinating life. He was amazing. The story was absolutely amazing. But what got me thinking putting him together is that when, and I might have been NBC,

but one of the television networks put out a big 60th anniversary of entertainment to Sammy Davis Jr., because he was getting, he was sick and he was old. Is he alive today? No, he died in like 1990. And he was only 64 in 1990. But he, anyway, and Michael appeared on the special, okay? And they showed a clip of Michael appearing. And that got me thinking, wait, the excuse that we gave for Michael all those years

and he had this stunted childhood and was entertaining since he was a little kid. And then, you know, we gave him a break. Sammy Davis Jr. did the same thing. And he didn't turn into, he wasn't raping little kids. Well, hold on. So now you're officially saying that he was raping little kids. Oh, from this documentary? Oh, yeah.

Oh, he was a big time predator. Yes. Absolutely. Yeah. And, I mean, it's hard to deny it. so do we just I would love to talk and talk nothing about Sammy Davis Jr., to be honest.

I couldn't stop watching it. It's just amazing. He talked about when he was, I already been diagnosed with throat cancer, and he went on Larry King on CNN. He went on Larry King, and he was really sick, and he told Larry King,

he took, you know, Larry King for the full hour. He was on Larry, CNN for the full hour. And he was telling Larry how he'd quit smoke out, and he quit drinking. He was the clearest he'd been in years. And he took calls, anything of Sammy gave to him. So one of the guys that was, one of his managers for years, was in the building and said,

oh, wow, that's great. I haven't seen Sammy in a while. I'm going to go say hello to him. And he said, I went back into the dressing room after the show, and Sammy was sitting there with a glass of bourbon and a palm all cigarette. And I'm like, Sammy, you just said you'd stopped all that. Well, that wasn't permanent. It's not permanent.

So, I mean, he did what he wanted to forever, you know, his whole life, which was, he was groundbreaking he was the first guy to kiss a white woman on stage he married a white woman he got banned from jack kennedy's inaugural party because he was married to a white woman and that hurt his relationship with frank so that anyway wow you know a lot i was it was i was it was a documentary if you have a chance to see the sammy davis junior documentary watch it it was great it was on uh is it kara tv or whatever kera or k-eva tv or whatever was One of those networks was running it. The other old person here says yes. My father-in-law had the television on a channel. So they're another old person. And I sat down and I said, don't change it, old man. I'm watching this.

Because every time I start, I'll tell you a little story of my father-in-law, I'll be watching. I walk by the living here when he's got something on the screen. I'm like, oh, that looks good. So I stop and I start watching it. And just as I start getting into it, click. Click. I'm like, I'm standing here watching it.

a stupid show, old man? Oh, I didn't know. You want me to go back? Not now. The moment's gone, bro. Do you mind if I ask how big you are? Yes. Yes, I do.

That's enough of Michael Jackson, but I do believe that he was... Yeah, that documentary, man, that is powerful. That's a lot of for the water cooler, by the way. Can you light things up? We could. Like, I don't think the quarter cooler should be talking about pedophiles and raping kids. All right, so how many times you bought a painting at a... Fifteen.

Do you want, 15 times you bought a painting? So, a famous Italian painting was rediscovered in a little bit ago because they found it in an attic. It's going to sell at auction. They're thinking for at least $171 million. Call your daughter. Whatever she draws, put it in the attic right now. and we're going back.

We used to live at this house? Yes, my name is Maya and we used to live at this house? Oh, no, no, Maya here? No, I used to live in this house as though. I know no, Maya does. Me, Maya, I used to live here. I was just wondering if I could come in and check up in the attic. No, no, no, no, no, Maya here.

No, no, no, Maya here. And then she's going to have to break in and take her drawing up in the attic. But, I mean, it's amazing. So there's 65 paintings in the world. This would be 66 from this guy. All right, and they found it in an addict. Now, is it real? Everybody thinks, says it is.

It's been verified, right? So, okay, good luck. God bless. But that word doesn't mean anything to us. Verified does not mean anything to us. That's a good point. Verification is not what it used to be. So definitely could be fake.

World's, there's no sport left in America or the world that hasn't been touched by drugs. All right. True. The World Bridge Federation Today announced that Gear Helgemo The world's top ranked bridge player Has been suspended After testing positive for two banned substances

Hold on, is bridge playing cards? Yes, dear. Okay, that's what I'm saying. What do you need to dope on? Look, he's the... He's the top ranked bridge player in the world. You got to do what you got to do to stay on top. Okay, yeah, but what are those drugs do for you on Bridge?

Well, he was, he was, caught for the band, a synthetic testosterone. For what? And a clomophine, a female fertility drug. Oh, you're doing a sitting there and playing cards. I know, but you've got to keep focus and you've got to be strong. You have to sit there. Some games take weeks.

I mean, bridge is a tough game. My first wife was a big bridge player. That's why I hate the game. Anyway, the I'll go down the list. Come on, I'll say this story. No, no, no, no. That's silly.

You don't want any stupid stories down the list for me. Yes, I do. Go ahead. So apparently, Bridge, the World Bridge Federation, is a member of the IOC. And that is. And so the IOC has all these rules for drugging and substances.

So Helicamo, you've got to test them, right? You're a blitz player. You're part of the, your international, international committee. Fantastic. That's it, baby. Amazing. Going down, your band.

Now, he's at, now, listen, Hell Gammo's been a, this isn't the first time he's been suspended. I mean, he's been caught using banned substances before. A bridge. And, well, he's the top ring, bridge player. Bridge is a tough, tough game. And he's also been put in jail before,

because the Norwegian player, a little issue with taxes and believe that he didn't have to pay what he had to pay. And so he went to jail. So he's trying to make up for that as the top bridge player. And I'm not sure what the mix of testosterone and clomophine would do for you. But he's the top-ranked bridge player, right? So it's against the organization's anti-doping rules.

So there's got to be something in these drugs, right? Also, this is just It's where we're headed Something is happening It's where we've had We said it on this podcast before Where I know we're in the break room But something has happened

And we don't know what it is But in the Philippines There's a measles epidemic 14,938 people have been infected with measles 238 people have died We got to get out of this break room Now let's go to animal world in Pennsylvania

Anyone that lives in Pennsylvania I know we have some fine listeners to chewing the fat in Pennsylvania Police have captured an emu that's been on the run If you don't know what an emu is It's a large bird It's a large nasty bird

Now they got the animal wranglers And they wrangled it up Because some guy was working in his yard And he looked up and there's an emu in his yard Whoa! Hey! Hey! Hey! Good bird Goodbird. All right. You don't want to flog of them things coming at you.

I don't know if it's, is it a flock of emos? No, that's a flock of seagulls is the band. Oh, thank you. Or is it no rim shot? But is it the, is it the flock of emos? Or is it a herd of emos? Please hold while we wait to find out if it's a flock of emos or a herd of emos. A mob of emos.

A mob of emos. Okay, so this guy didn't want a mob showing up for sure. For sure. So they wrangled it up and got it. Now, the farm's owner has volunteered to take the bird if the owner doesn't come forward. Not my emo, but, you know, I'll take it. It's his emo. Yeah, just take it.

Just get it out of here. Thank you. Just get out of here. In Seattle, this modes well for what the great Alex Jones was saying years ago about. Kay frogs. Kay frogs, man. The freaking gay frogs. And the, what you call it?

It's committing suicide. It's shrimp aside. There's shrimp aside. There's shrimp committing suicide. So Seattle caught salmon in Seattle. They caught these salmon, okay? Cocaine, antidepressants, pain relievers in the salmon. If you think I'm not eating that salmon, you are sadly mistaken.

That's a good kind of. aren't lying. Okay. In fact, you can cut out a couple of things to just add a little bit more of one of the other. Amazing. Can you order a salmon? Yes, I'd like the salmon. I'd like Seattle salmon, please.

So, I mean, we're turning the freaking frogs gay. No question about it. By the way, have you able to finish the Joe Rogan in Alex Jones' interview? No, I have not, the Joe. Joe. I don't know who Joe.

I don't know who Joe. I don't know who Joe Rogan is. I don't know who that is. Does he do a show? He does a big, big podcast. He's like, the king of the podcast, I think he was crowned a couple months ago. Really? Yeah, I don't know who he is.

He talks about this. With Alex? Yeah. I understand that I have seen bits and pieces of the interview. It's four and a half. No, it's four hours and 44, 49 years long. It looked very interesting. We'll just leave it at that.

In California, a seven-foot sea creature washed ashore. Mermaid? They don't? No. No, and if this is, if they're considering this a mermaid, we don't like them anymore. Okay. If we don't like them anymore, I guess it's some kind of oversized sunfish or something, but it's really weird. Okay, take a look here.

Oh, there it is right there. Take a look. Oh, wow, that is not a mermaid. No, that's what I'm saying. I know. And then we have, then in Australia, we have a picture here, take a look at this. I mean, that is. What is that?

All right? It's got scaly skin. It's got the big teeth. It's like an alien fish. Yes. Found the missing link. Yes, it's the alien fish. This guy does not know what it is.

He's put it up. Nobody knows what it is. Put that down. People in the podcast might get scared to driving. Look at that. Look at that face right there. That is alien fish, man. Something's going on.

Something's happening. Measles, alien fish. Something's happening. The mermaid. We also in Florida. Let's bring her back to Florida. I spin the globe. My little sound effects there are spinning the globe.

Wildlife biologist Brett Howes encountered what is now the world's largest alligator. 700 pounds. 13 feet, 4 inches in some sort of ditch water in Georgia. That's a big ass alligator.

You can quote the chewing the fat on that if you want. I bet the Gatorland a number of times. And they don't have, you have to feed some serious hot dogs of the Gatorland, hot dogs to reach 700 pounds. And there's got to, look at this picture. Look at that. That's amazing.

Tell me that's not a big, big ass alligator. I've seen a lot of gators living in Florida. And I never seen a gator that big. I would go the other way. So is that I'm going to say no, that as a animal support? Yeah, no. Yeah, no, this is not a animal support. try to bring that thing on?

No, thank you. But apparently he was living in an irrigation ditch. And they say it wasn't a hoax. They'd have to picture of the guy next to it. They're saying most alligators, male alligators, can grow to 16 feet, although it's rare. May I be so forward to ask how big you are? Yeah, 14 feet, one inch.

One last animal story before we go. Guy tries to smuggle turtles. All right, in the Philippines. Now, turtles, I guess, are big business. These exotic turtles are probably worth a lot of money. When I first saw the story, I thought, well, okay, so he put some turtles in his luggage, and he's going to try to make a couple bucks. Who hasn't done that before?

Thank you. You go to the Philippines. What are you doing in the Philippines? If you didn't catch the measles, you bring the turtles back. Thank you. So he's got... Here, I'll bring up the picture for you to see. He's got these little turtles.

all duct taped in. What is that? A duct tape. Wait, he duct taped the turtles? He duct taped their legs in. So they're like little breads. It's a little hard shell, little breads. So it's like Lego. Little hockey pucks.

A little hockey pucks of turtles. And 1500 of these things. How many? Fifteen hundred. That's a good catch of the day. You aren't lying. How do you catch 1500? Think about that.

Well, it takes a little time. You take your time. In 2018, the Philippines authorities have a total of 560 wildlife and endangered species, including 250 geckos, 250 corals, smuggled through air parcels, baggage, shipments, according to. So everybody's trying to get these animals out, try to make some money, sell it here in the U.S., because there's always going to be some fool paying, you know, a few. few bucks for an exotic turtle from the Philippines.

Yeah. Yeah, people like you. I buy organic beef. I'm definitely going to buy Filipino. Oh, you want a little turtle for your kid? Only if it's the exotic one from the Philippines. That's it. Duh.

What's that on its back? It's just a little duct tape. It'll wash off in a year or two. Don't worry about it. I wonder what you can get for that thing. Yeah, well, one turtle looked like that he broke the duct tapes. He's got one leg sticking out. He's like, we're going to get out of here.

Yeah, well, that's all coming that got caught, right? He started making, start to make it. started to make a noise in the box. People were like, is that box making noise? And that turtle was in there flapping that one ass. Help, help. Right? It was a turtle.

The other turtles was like, yeah. Yeah, if I could give you five, I would. The other turtles, the other turtles, if they could give him a high five, because first he got him out of the box, and second, what he's going to do with that other arm, when he frees the other arm is subscribe to this podcast chewing the fat, which is what you need to do. If you're not tied up in duct tape,

And if you are, let me know when you're unfree yourself. I want to talk to you. But if you're not tied up a duct tape, you should subscribe to two of the fat. It's very simple. Subscribe to the podcast. Now you can rate and review later. We can go over that if you'd like. If you rate and review it, rate it 20 stars, review it, best podcast ever, and you're done.

So I've made it easy for you. But for sure you need to subscribe. We have here, for example, Cajun conservative saying, Chris is the man, best podcast ever. ever, even better, smoke less. Jeffrey cusses more now that he can't smoke, but only when it's appropriate. Stay strong, Jeffie.

Yeah, so first, that's going way against what I'm telling you how easy it is to do by just saying best podcast ever. Second, I'd like for, if you could find a review that you didn't write, Chris, that'd be great. I didn't write that. No, I'll review that you didn't write is what I'm asking for you to read. Okay, I'll read this one. William Max says, funny, first time listening, I love the show.

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