Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 435 | NC Bears Support Trump, Beirut Explosion, & Mulan is COMING!

Episode Date: August 5, 2020

A lady in North Carolina saw a bear wearing a Trump 2020 on his collar and she's MAD! Ground beef is being recalled so make sure you are being safe. If you receive random seeds from China that you didn't order don't go out there and plant them. Beirut has an explosion and things go crazy in the Middle East. Disney has decided to drop the live action Mulan movie just like Trolls 2 did. Jeffy thinks this is unfair because the Disney app won't have the movie available. This Week Sponsor: Get your life back with Relief Factor and its 3-Week Quick Start for only $19.95. If you are in pain, what have you got to lose? Go to https://www.relieffactor.com Subscribe on YouTube Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Get no frills delivered. Shop the same in-store prices online and enjoy unlimited delivery with PC Express Pass. Get your first year for $2.50 a month. Learn more at pceexpress.ca. And now a Blaze Media podcast. This is an alert. This is an urgent recall message. Ground beef recalls.

38,000 pounds of meat being. recalled. 38,406 pounds of boneless beef head meat products. Okay, sure. No one's gotten sick. And sure, they're already shipped out.

But, you know what? They didn't go through the re-inspection process. So, I mean, That could be a horrible thing. Sure, it went through one process, but no.

It didn't go through the re-inspection process. So, recall it. Bring back the 38,400. No, man. I almost threw in some more beefhead meat products. 38,406 pounds. of boneless beefhead meat products. If you've got some of the 80-pound boxes

containing eight, 10-pound chubs of balter meat, you need to take it back. And those of you living in Florida, Georgia, North Carolina, and South Carolina, be careful. This meat did not go through the re-inspection process. All right, we are in a weird, weird place in the world and in particular America. I don't have to tell you that. You listen to the Blaze Television and Radio Network.

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All right? All right. So the kind of world we're in today is every day I feel like, no, come on. That can't be true, right? Come on. People aren't actually like that, right? So we have a lady in North Carolina who has, who's gotten butt hurt. because she had a bear show up on her porch

with a tracking collar and a tracking ear device. But is she mad about that? No. No, she is not. The heavy collars, the metal ear mutilation. No, while she says she doesn't really like that, What put her over the edge is on the heavy collar is a political sticker. All right.

And it says Trump 2020. Oh my gosh. We cannot have that. We can't do it. So help Asheville Bears, an organization of North Carolina, has put out a $5,000 reward. to find the person or people responsible for putting a Trump 2020 sticker on the tracking tag of a black bear. This is just abhorrent.

She can't even get through life. Now, she believes that this is not the only bear that has a Trump sticker on his collar. She, it's being reported, saw another bear. last year with a Trump sticker on his collar. So sure, it could have been the same bear, but she doesn't think so. She thinks it's a different bear. And if I find out who's putting Trump stickers

on these bear collars, that's it. We're going to put an end to it. Sure, it's okay that the North Carolina urban suburban bear study tags and keeps track of these bears with these heavy, collars and ear tags, but no words. This is a quote from Sheila Chapman in Asheville resident. I used to love Ashville. I still do love Asheville, North Carolina. But she, this is her speaking. I believe this is an abhorrent practicum. Putting a political sticker on the collar, no word. words can describe my anger and sadness.

Oh, okay. No problem. The bear study program was quoted as saying we do not condone anyone approaching a bear for any purpose. It's highly unethical to place any sticker on an animal. Well, here's the point.

Doc, the sticker isn't on the animal. The sticker is on the collar. that you put on the animal. Okay. Just so you know. So why don't you put your little Biden 20-20 sticker on there, Sheila? Oh, no. Oh, no.

We can't do that. We cannot do that. So just know that if you know of the person or the people that are responsible for putting this Trump 2020 sticker on the tracking tag of this black bear. Turn them in. Turn them in. It's worth $5,000. And, I mean, if I turn myself in, if I just say I did it,

kind of trouble you think I get in. I mean, I turn myself in. I say, yep, you got me. I did it. Can I have the $5,000 reward now? In fact, I'm admitting it right now. I'm chewing the fat. Those of you listening live, the 5th of August 2020,

I did it. I'm taking responsibility. The bear and I crossed paths and I said, come here. I just happened to have a Trump 2020 sticker. And I thought, if somebody's out in the woods, they're going to see this.

I want them to vote. Mail in ballot, of course. I want them to vote for Trump. And so I put the sticker on the collar because I didn't want to hurt the bear. I just put the sticker on the collar. So that, you know, whenever the bear association, what's the name of the company again,

the North Carolina urban suburban bear study people, go to take the collar off if they ever do, the sticker will be gone too. So I'm turning myself in and I'd like the $5,000 reward, please. Thank you. Thank you. I'm guilty. Yep, it was me.

You got me. You got me. Just make the check out to Jeff Fisher or chewing the fat. It's fine. Works for me. Just quick five grand. Please. Thank you.

We're also in a place where, and I'm hurt at this, I mean, I'm actually hurt. Ryan Reynolds and Blake lively have apologized for getting married on the property called Boone Hall. or Boone Halley Boone H-A-L-L-E It's a plantation that enslaved black people and they're apologizing for that In fact Ryan said

It's something we'll always be Deeply and Unreservedly sorry for Oh Okay Now they got married in 2012 So he said That they chose the location based on Pinterest photos, which I believe.

And then they later realized it was a place built upon devastating tragedy. So we had another wedding at our home several years later and considers the original venue to be a giant effing mistake. Well, boy, the mistake was, Blake, you not marrying me. But that's another story and another self. It's embarrassing the way she's looked at me over the years on the screen. I'm still here if you want to talk it out a little bit. So if you go to the website for the Boon Hall Plantation, they tell you that the cabins and the plantation home,

the S-curved brick wall in front of the homes and cabins with pictures were built. from bricks made in the kilns on the site. They were constructed between 1790 and 1810 and they tell you that these homes were the homes that

the slaves lived in. Oh! It's called slave street. Nine brick slave cabins. I guess they didn't go to the website. It was just look at the Pinterest phone

though, when they dial up 1,800 boon hall plantation and there's no, you have no idea that a plantation in South Carolina would have been a home for slaves. There's no way to know that.

It's just something, that's silly, it's just something called a plantation. Now, they've given money to the NACP Legal Defense and Educational Fund. And they've, you know, that's fine.

I can do what they want with their money. And they've shared their support for Black Lives Matter movement. I got news for you. They're Ryan and Blake. You know, and Blake. Seriously, we can talk it out. I still, this is more to Ryan than you. I mean, you and I can still get together.

She has posted on her, on her Instagram, we've never had to worry about preparing our kids for different rules of law or what might happen if we're pulled. over in the car. We don't know what it's like to experience that life day in and day out. We can't imagine feeling that kind of fear and anger. We're ashamed that in the past we've allowed ourselves to be uninformed about how deeply rooted systemic racism is. I got news for you, Blake, Ryan. At some point, they're coming for you too. It doesn't matter how many posts on your Instagram post.

How many times you do interviews and say you were effing embarrassed about where you got married, they're coming for you too because you're one of those people. Okay? Just so you know. You can try to save yourself all you want. They're still coming for you. But Blake, if you need somebody to watch out for you. I'm here for you.

I'm here. Okay. Remember when we talked about the seeds, and this is another, you know, we're in another, I know, this is just a, you know, it's just what kind of weird place we're in now in the world and specifically here in the U.S. And we talked about the seeds coming from China, and they all didn't come from China. Right. But most of them come from China.

So, and I thought, well, who would get seeds not knowing where they came? from and plant them. And we had the story of a lady down in Louisiana that said, oh, I got the seeds, I planted them. And now we have a guy who said, yeah, in Arkansas, man, I got the seeds. I received from China. It was supposed to, it said it was going to be a ring. It wasn't. It was just these, or I'm sorry, not a ring. It was supposed to, the package said it contained studded earrings. Yeah, I don't know. I figured, hey, there's seeds. All right, I'm just going to plan them. and that's a pretty plant looks like a giant squash plant's growing like crazy

I went down there I planted it in the ground down there and I just figured eh you know whatever I put a little I put a little fertilizer on it and things taking off it's growing like crazy I don't know what to do

maybe you don't plant it so the local department of agriculture is now set to remove the plant from his property for further study now and that brings brings up another point. Can the local department of agriculture just come in and remove a freaking plant from your property? It doesn't say here that he said, yeah, come on, you can just take it off my property. Go ahead, it's yours. How about no? I mean, while I agree that the guy was,

you know, dumb in planting the plant, uh, he just coming on my property and taking the plants away. So, maybe we just take a look at it, we keep an eye on it. But you're not just going to take it away. So there are 14, they've identified 14 different

species of seeds that are being sent mustard, cabbage, morning glory, some herbs like mint, sage, rosemary, lavender, and then And other seeds like hibiscus and roses.

Oh, okay. But we don't know if they have any special things in them. And it would not surprise me. Wouldn't surprise me if they did have special things in the seeds. I know. I know. So they've gotten the seeds in Arizona, Virginia, Washington, Louisiana, Kansas, Utah, and Ohio.

Wow. There's just a helpful if you get seeds from, let's say, China or Uzbekistan. And the package says studded earrings and

it's seeds. A, if you're supposed to get studded earrings, aren't you pissed? That you got a bag of seeds, you don't know what the seeds are. But I have a feeling that these packages are just randomly sent, right? So they say something's in the box, but it's the seeds. So you're opening a box coming to your house that you didn't order because you think it's

earrings and then it's just seeds and you figure, eh, what the hell? I'll just plan them anyway. All right. All right, fine. Do whatever you got to do. and we're in this happening in the times of you know COVID-19 the Rona the worldwide pandemic and so we're having lockdowns and we're just shutting down businesses businesses cannot be open we're shutting I've got stories about how even here in Texas but around the country

how breweries are being shut down They're going to go out of business because they can't sell their booze. Oh, sure, we're allowing them to sell a little bit. Anyway, it's just we're putting businesses out of a business because we're scared. And it's just an incredible time. But we're also hearing stories. We heard a big story out of Florida where they're having neighborhood COVID parties. And now we're getting stories of the underground.

party going on in Manhattan. So New York, they're de Blasio. Maybe this is why the health lady quit. She's pissed at these people in Manhattan. So they have these underground parties. And, you know, they're, of course, they're horrific COVID parties.

And they're all getting together. There's videos and they're operating out of different cafes and different exclusive little bars. Some of them private. They're private. The promoters have one person, you know, an influencer,

promote the party. And people show up, pay money and the party. These photos and videos are documenting reckless pandemic partying. And they have got to be stopped. Okay. Okay.

Hey, good luck. Good luck. Stop with that. Good luck. People still want to party. People still want to have a good time. People, you can quote me on this, still want to be around other people. I know. I know it's weird.

I know it's weird. For those of you that like staying in your house and looking out the blinds, and I am a fan of that. But it is an amazing thing that people, like to be around other people. Weird. I know. So when you try to stop that,

those same people do things to see other people behind your back. I know. I know. It's weird. I know it's weird. Right after we left yesterday when we were done recording, chewing the fat, and it was, I should have just continued to record the show because when CTF records news happens,

But there was the huge explosion in Beirut. And, I mean, I was, we had just wrapped up recording, chewing. And I was, you know, taking a deep breath of, man, another, you know, award-winning show in the can. And I see the video come through of the original explosion, which was amazing at the Savian. Of course, it's horrific. but I mean the original video was incredible the explosion that took place and then you see the videos of the aftermath of the devastation that was there it's pretty it's pretty amazing that it didn't happen before now I mean they said they had 2,700 tons of this ammonium nitrate in this warehouse and it was just like yeah I just said it over there don't worry about it was there for like six years six six years six years it was there. I don't worry about it. Just set it over

there. Now they're talking about someone has to, they've got to pay for this. This is unacceptable. And they go down, they go down the list of the things that were destroyed. If you look at the footage of the aftermath

is horrific. Horrific. And I know we've got, you know, the reports are coming through of you know, at least a hundred people dead and you know four or five thousand people injured i mean i think we're going to find a lot more people that lost their lives i mean that devastation that happened was horrific yeah 27 000 or i'm sorry 2,750 tons of ammonium nitrate wow now the prime minister has stepped up and called it

unacceptable. Yeah, no kidding. No kidding. It was left there for six years. They vowed to punish who is responsible. Yeah, I mean, they have to. This is just horrible. To put it in perspective, the Oklahoma City bombers used two tons. Two tons.

And this one was, you know, 2,750 tons. That is, I mean, and I was thinking, you know, I mean, the earth, you had to be at least two and a half to three. And I heard this morning that some were saying it was a four on the Richter scale. I believe that. And there were a couple of ships that was close to, it was close to the port. There were a couple of ships that, you know, are damaged. Hospitals were already full. I also heard this morning, and I hadn't heard anywhere else.

I just heard it one place that there were some hospitals. that were destroyed in this district. So, I mean, if that's true, the body count is going to be a lot more than the 100 that's already there. It just looks horrific, and, you know, they can use all the help they get. I know that they, you know, they've been struggling in Lebanon, and they talk about how the country has been struggling and how the government has been struggling. And the head of the prime minister, I think, is in there just as a, preliminary prime minister while they get other government officials in line to run the country i mean

look is there a country in the world right now that's not walking on thin ice thanks to the pandemic i don't think so so when you have something like that um and i know you know Lebanon's a smaller country and it's Beirut and you know they've been struggling with terrorism and you know know, bad people for years and years. But if you're a small country and you're walking on thin eyes anyway, and you have a horrific accident like this, even if it's not an accident, something like this happens, it's going to shake the foundation of the country,

which is exactly what the explosion did. Weird. All right. Let's go to the break room. I need a drink of something ice cold as it is, desperately, here on Chewing the Fat. So good. So just a reminder, subscribe to Chewing the Fat podcast. If you have something you want to talk about, email, chewing the fat. Doing the Fat at the Blaze.com.

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with Jeff Fisher on YouTube so let's you know let's get going you know let's take care of it you can do it all from that little computer device that people call their phones but it's really just a handheld computer device you could do it all from right there so take care of that okay thank you if I was a subscriber to Disney Plus let's say I'm a subscriber to Disney Plus and I pay the subscription monthly fee, which is what, $6.99?

Is that the one with commercials or is that it? Is that the $6.99? Because I have Disney Plus, although like I said earlier or later last week or whenever the hell we talked about it, I don't pay for it. But what is it? Yeah, that's with our commercials.

It's like $6.00 and then it's for something with commercials. Okay, the $4.99 is the commercials. $6.99, which isn't bad as with commercials. That's the same. subscription fee. Okay. So if I'm paying my $6.99 a month, I'm pissed right now. Because now they're saying, oh, you know what?

We're going to release Moulon to rent. It's not going to go to movie theaters. We're just going to put Moulon out there, which is going to be, I mean, that's the new business model, right? They're pretending like that's not the new business model to try to appease the movie theaters, but that's the new model. However, even though I've... a subscriber to Disney Plus, I'm still going to have to pay $2,99,99, to rent the movie. And it doesn't say for how long. You know, I'm going to have to pay $30.

It doesn't say how long I get to watch the movie, how many times I get to watch it for $2,99. It doesn't tell me how long the $2,99 stands. So if I watch it once and then it goes away, how long before it comes to Disney Plus that I could watch there? I don't see any of that information anywhere. I mean, it may be out there, but not in the story I read. Okay? Now, the Disney CEO, Bob Chapic, said, uh, the movie.

And like I said, this is, of course, his quote, uh, the big movie isn't reflective of a new business model for the company. Right. Yeah, I believe you. Sure thing. No problem. It's just going to be a one-off. Yeah, we spent, what, $200 million on this movie? And so rent it now.

But I would, you know, I got no problem. This is my, I love the idea of being able to get new movies in my house. I've begged for it for years. I'm glad that it's finally happening. I just think for $30, if I'm a Disney Plus subscriber, I should be able to put in my passcode and get it for $20. I get it for cheaper or get to have you my subscription fee taken off the amount of the rental fee. That would be, if I was Disney, you know, and they, remarkably, you may not know this or not,

they didn't come to me and ask my opinion. But, Jeff, what do you think we should do? And I would have told them, this is what I think you should do. So they're just saying, this is what we're going to do without talking to me. I know. I should be angry, but I'm not. So Mulan, beginning, I think, September 4th, you get Mulan for $29.99 on your and-home movie experience. It'll be great.

It'll be great. Good news coming from the Portland Northwest Film Center, Cinema Unbound Drive-In Theater. They've decided that kindergarten cop is not good to show at this film center cinema drive-in theater. Look, this movie promotes a school-to-prison pipeline, and we can't have that. It's, uh, there's nothing fun in cops traumatizing kids. National wrecking on over-policing is a weird time to revive kindergarten cop. We've been trying to end school to prison pipeline as it is. Oh.

Okay. Oh, okay. No problem. That's just sad. Just sad. A kindergarten cop, first of all, is, I mean, one of the most, inclusive movies

of the time, I would say. If we went back and looked, I mean, they've covered every nationality in the kids at this elementary school. They've covered every nationality as far as the teachers.

They've covered every nationality as far as criminals. It's amazing. And he's trying to catch a bad guy who's a drug dealer and a murderer, With his family, he was trying to kidnap a kid. And it's a love story because he falls in love with the kid's mother.

And I'm going to spoil kindergarten cop for you if you haven't seen it. He decides to not be a cop anymore. And he's just going to be a teacher and be in love with this woman and be with this kid. And it's just a darn sweet, fun movie with bad guys. and police officers and a school. But we could not promote the school to prison pipeline. School to prison pipeline? Hey, I'm not sure that exists,

but even if it does, it doesn't exist with kindergarten cop. Sorry to disappoint you. And what is going on with Oprah Winfrey? What is going on? We're supposed to like Oprah Winfrey. What's happening? She's a billionaire. She's made a fortune.

She runs a network. She subscribes to working hard and getting out there and being yourself. Oh, but no. Now she started to chastise white people. And she had a big special. This special that was called, what was the special called? What was the special called? Oprah special.

It's about our special. undeniable privilege of white people, the victimhood, chastising white people for massive advantages. It was a special that she blocked, she wouldn't let just anybody comment about it. She had to just, just highlighted people were able to comment about it.

The real story, especially the Oprah Conversation. Gosh, darn it, what was it called? But it was all about systemic racism. and the civil unrest by attacking people because of their skin color. And so now I guess Oprah is using her platform to, what, be part of the Black Lives Matter movement instead of empowering black people and empowering any people?

When did that happen, Oprah? Was it the first billion or the second? I know I saw where you promoted your book of the month to cast, you know, which promotes, you know, the origins of our discontent was the book club this month. So, you know, I guess Oprah is now not just Oprah. She's black Oprah. She was going to tell me, I was always black Oprah. But now I'm the long.

to the black people, do you? Because just like Ryan Reynolds and Blake lively, Oprah, they'll come for you too. Okay. If they could get to your island, I don't know if they can or not. Every story in today's world, almost every story anyway, revolves around something to do with COVID-19. No question. But I see a story that talks about a report from the New York Times. And, you know, kind of agreeing with the story is from The Blaze because it talks about the New York Times finally saying what we have been saying at the Blaze.

Okay. But the lockdown measures to save lives are inevitably going to end up costing a lot of lives because their story is talking about how the battle for bigger killers other than coronavirus. Tuberculosis, malaria, HIV are going to those numbers are going to go up. you know, through the roof because of the lockdown. But then I see a story that talks about hospitals, seeing fewer heart attacks and strokes as the coronavirus pandemic struck. And the title, the headline is, nobody knows why. You know, I'm not a doctor.

I play one on podcast and on radio. but I'm guessing that less heart attacks and strokes is because you're not out running around working every day. Those are the things that aren't getting more of, right? Maybe the other diseases we're getting more of and we're not taking care of it so it could cause more deaths in the long run because you don't take care of it. you're in your house, but heart attacks and strokes, you're not out running around trying to do stuff, catching this, catching that, doing this, doing that. So a new study, co-holating data from five health systems

in Colorado-Kennetic Massachusetts, North Carolina, New York, reported decreases in the emergency department visits between 40 and 60% in the first four months. Wow, that's huge. so declined emergency room visits declined 23% for heart attacks 20% for strokes 10% for hyperglycemia crisis so I mean people are home eating their sugar anyway right I mean they're not going to go into I didn't have a chance to eat my sugar I'm passing out so they're still asking you know the experts we don't know or patients have fewer

our attacks during this period do a lifestyle changing stemming from the pandemic Oh, you think, Doc? You think that's possible? Yeah, it is possible. Just so you. So, you know. All right, so I was talking about bars and whiskey operations

shutting down. I know New York is suspending over a hundred liquor licenses due to the COVID-19 violations. That's nice of them. Maybe that's why the health minister quit on DeBlazio. I don't know. Just guessing. But they're having, you know, having private parties and underground parties in New York.

So maybe, you know, you keep canceling those liquor licenses. It'll just give people to have more private parties. You know, when you shut down people's livelihoods and businesses, that's what happens. Yeah, yeah, I know. It's a weird thing. And 33% of... Texas distilleries face closure if the laws don't change here in this state. What is going on with Texas?

What is happening with Texas? Ever since I moved to Texas, I found myself saying, and this was in Texas. It's hard for me to even comprehend saying, and this was in Texas anymore. That's how fast we've changed. I mean, it's incredible, right? So there's a 51% rule that says,

I don't know, this is the rule. Current distilleries are only allowed to sell two bottles per person every 30 days, and distilleries are not allowed to ship directly to customers, which I thought, I don't know, and distillers say Texas is the largest state of the country that still has this rich, this rich. Why are we, why are we doing this to distillers? Let them sell their goods. I mean, this is ridiculous. I can't, I can't sell Bill three bottles of whiskey this month. I mean, come on now. And I can't send Aunt Mary the bottle of whiskey in Tennessee because it's from Texas.

Come on now. Texas, what are we doing? We're hampering business like that. Governor Abbott, what are you doing? You're hampering business like that? I know you're concerned about the Rona. I got it. I know you're concerned that we have to wear masks. I got it. Which is agonizing in and of itself.

But what are you doing, Texas? What are you doing? And be ready. Be ready, my friends. When you were thinking that, ah, those cleaning supplies are going to come back. Don't worry about it. E!

Not so much. Okay, Clorox, as CEO, warned Americans that shortages could get worse and could persist well into 2021. Oh, okay. He said the supplies of most of the products his company makes have been decimated due to overwhelming customer demand since the start of the pandemic. And, you know, some of the products like liquid bleach will be back in regular stocks soon, but others, not so much disinfecting wipes maybe

maybe next year so if you're looking for those chlorox wipes and you want to wipe down whatever you want to wipe down look for something else because the chlorox wipes ain't going to be on the shelf you know what you need to do

because you need to make friends with the store stock personnel and it doesn't matter what store but you know specifically like Costco or Sam's or one of the bigger Walmarts so that when the shipment

comes in they just deep pocket it right from the back of the store and never makes it to the shelf because that's the only way you're going to get it because you keep looking for it on the shelf I ain't going to be there so they'll make friends with the stockers and then you know

work out something no it's beneficial to you both whatever that will be Download and subscribe to more content at the blaze.com slash podcasts So just as a side note, I'm looking at this headline story about the Northern Ireland peacemaker John Hume who is remembered for his

unshakable commitment to nonviolence a small funeral on Wednesday where there were huge amounts of people sending their messages of support but all of that is great except that the picture of him being carried out of the church he's in a wicker basket a wicker casket i don't know that i've ever seen that before i mean i've had wicker rocket chairs and wicker stools and you know wicker this and wicker that but i've never seen a wicker

casket. I mean, it's sturdy. Wicker. Wicker sewed together is a very sturdy product. I just never seen a wicker casket before. So,

good for him, I guess. Probably a lot more expensive than I think. So before I get into one story that I've had in the fat pile forever, and we get to it today, or I throw it away. All right, we get to it today. or I throw it away.

That's just the way it is on the story, okay? It's about what your favorite ice cream flavor may reveal about you. But in the fat pile now, I mean, it's growing old. It's got mold on it right now. We're going to freezer burn on the ice cream in the story about the favorite ice cream what the flavor reveals about you. So we're going to get to it. Before I do that, I want to go to Chris Cruz.

I don't want to get in the middle. My ice cream story. and have Chris Cruz come in and say, oh, you didn't talk about this today. So I know he's busy. He's got like fingernails or toenails that he's cutting. I'm not sure what he's doing today. He's focused on some other things.

I get it. It's fine. Whatever. But, you know, you're throwing anything into the party today or are you good? Thank God. Thank God. He's good. His microphone's probably broke.

Man, I hope that's true. You know, for someone. No, it's not. It's not. Why are you bitching over there? And I'm trying to take... I'm not bitching. I'm asking a question.

You were bitching. All I hear is bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch. I'm asking a question. Do you, am I going to get cut off with you saying, I need to talk about this? Or are we good? You got something to bring to the table or no? I've never cut you off. I'll let you speak and then I correct you.

You got something to bring to the table or no? Do you want me to bring something to the table? Because I do have some pretty cool stories to bring to the table. I'm going to punch you right to face. Whoa. I'll punch you right in the face. I do have some stories. Here, let me open my phone.

Oh, boy. We're going to get to the ice cream story, though. I've been on the fat pile way too long. They pulled over 2,000 Americans, and they split it up their favorite ice cream player, vanilla, strawberry, and chocolate. And they found on average strawberry ice cream lovers find love at age 24.

And we'll get into more. what they found well with your favorite ice cream flavor says about you in a moment well this story has your name written all over it and sadly it's not in your headline but teacher charged with having sex with a 15 year old student yeah that's been happening a lot lately I mean look there's no school right I know so how did the teacher get with the uh with the thing I mean it's been going on probably for quite a while but with no school this is how they're getting busted Did you know that rent? And by the way, I just want to go beyond record as saying,

teachers and students getting together is horrific, and they all should be punished. And man, is it horrible? Was it a hot chick teacher and a guy? Thank you for asking me that. Her mug shot, it's okay. Which one? Was this the Oklahoma one?

No, this is the... Uh, this is the Round Rock Police Department. Batrop High School. Round Rock, that's Texas. Is, Bastrop, ISD. Oh, Bastrop. Yeah, I don't know what that is. I don't know.

Yeah, it's in Texas. Yeah, this is in Texas. Well, Round Rock, Texas. Round Rock is in Texas. Yeah. So it's Round Rock. Yeah. Okay.

That's outside of Austin, Greater Austin area. Yes, it's in Austin. Yep, Austin. Wait, I know where it is. That's what I just said. So the Austin American statesman reports? What is that? The newspaper, if you remember what those are.

Oh, okay, because I was like, wait, so now do we have to identify like that? So am I a Puerto Rican? DFW American? You know what? That's what it is. Yes. It's an Austo-Rican. Okay.

Okay. Okay. Did you see that Wren and Skimpy is coming back to TV? Okay, well, wait just a second. I want to know. Was she hot or was it a guy or was it a guy and a girl? Oh, no. It's a teacher's hot female. Like I said, the mugshot, she looks great. So that means that when she's out in the world, you know, she got it. Yeah. Yeah. Even on the mugshot, you could see a little bit of a smirk. of like, you know I'm hot. Don't be jealous.

Right. Right. I mean, look, if this is, this might be the one that I remember reading where the parents were the ones that got all wound up. Because the kid was like, oh yeah. Well, okay, for sure.

And the parents were all pissed. This is a math teacher. So I want you to go back. I know this is going to be like 1911. When you were back in school, Okay. And I want you to close your eyes and you're looking at your high school teacher. Okay. How old is she? Well, she is Mr. Krasinski. Okay. So how old is he?

No, but I guess the female and male teachers were all that young. Okay. It was like that. I feel that, so the kid was 15. But it's all relative, right? It's all kind of relative. Yes, yes. You're a teenager, so everybody above the age of, you know, 30 is old. Exactly.

So I feel that Haley, which is the teacher, well, ex-teacher, and I'm alleged rapist. Oh, yeah. Right. Right. How old is she? 25. Oh. That is so.

sad. Oh, what's sad about it? That she missed up her whole life. For just that, for that 15 year old, you know, pound chick a pound. I remember they're in love. No, that's fine. But I feel that just because she was

a teacher, that's the only reason why they're to have a problem with it. Because if it was a 15 year with a 25 year old, we'll be high five in him all day long. No, no, like I said, we'll be high five him in all day long. be like yo buddy

yeah still be in trouble now if you can wait 10 years 35 to 25 you're good oh no she's not waiting for that Fisher I know and the kid is like yes teacher yes miss party

yes miss party I know I know you know it I mean and it's a huge difference and we you know we I know that you know this as well as I do it's a huge difference between a male teacher and a female student. Yes, absolutely.

A male teacher. A female teacher and a male student. Yes, yes. But I'll take it back. There's been some. It hasn't been very much, though, where you get male on male or female on female. No. So.

No. But I'll take the alleged rape. I'll take that back. The alleged is having an improper relationship with a student, which is, are you ready for this, Fisher? having an appropriate relationship with a student. That's the charge. A second degree felony.

Yeah, probably 10 years and you probably have to be registered on the sexual offenders list. So, she was released to the Bostrop County Jail after posting a $100,000 bond. If convicted, if convicted, 20 years in jail. Wow. That's even more than I thought. I know. Cut a deal. I know.

Does she have to go on the sex list? It doesn't say that she goes on the list. Also, maybe she doesn't. That's good. I don't think so because the charge is inappropriate relationship. Right. It doesn't have anything to do with the, but, I mean, come on now. Plus, again, she's 25.

Come on. I know. That's rape. Yes. What? Who's? Who's doing who? She's raping him.

We don't know that. He's raping a minor. We certainly do. The age doesn't matter. If you're underage, you're being raped. You're pissing me off here. We do not know that. The alleged is inappropriate relationship with a student.

There's no target. I think that, look, you can't put an age limit on love. I know that. But in real life, in real life, the teacher has sex with a kid or any adult, any adult over the age of 18, has sexual relations with someone, under the age of 18, that's rape.

Next thing you're going to tell me is that this Colorado cop should continue his apology for detaining a family in a stolen vehicle mix up. Oh, no. That's what you're going to tell about it. He is apologizing. He is apologizing. He said police Colorado is apologizing for detaining a group of young black women or girls, including two who were handcuffed in their car,

car because it was mistakenly identified as a stolen during a trip to a nail salon. Okay, so how was it mistakenly identified as a stolen vehicle? So KUSA talked to the driver, Brittany, and she said that the cop told her that the car was reported stolen. She replies and saying, and I'm like, this happened months. ago. You guys cleared it. We got it picked up the car. We picked up the car the next day the very next day. So I'm not understanding what's going on. So the car was reported stolen in February. But there's a glitch in the system that still shows that the vehicle was stolen. That's not something that the cops

should apologize. And it has nothing to do with them being black, which is what people now are saying. They're like, oh, because they were black, the car was, you know, stolen. No, the car was reported stolen. There's no way for the officer to know whether the person in the car is telling him the truth at that time. Exactly, which is why we always wait until all the facts are in. Right. Which is what the police said. Gillian's car was stolen in February, but it was found the next day.

And then. So what happened at this, at this, this. this particular incident. The cop thought the car was still stolen. He pulls him over. So the girls were at it. The girl says, hey, that happened a while ago. And it's all worked out now.

So the police officer is just supposed to say, oh, okay, no problem. Exactly. So the way that it looks like they're, you know, they're underground. It's really, I don't want to say funny, but it's interesting to see. And you got all these girls that just got done, their nails, done. They're all arrested on the ground. But the problem

with this whole story in the normal world of BLM and George Floyd is that the cops use too much where is it where is it? I was like the Gillian

insists that the incident is police brutality and filed a complaint against the department police brutality so what happened they were they were put on the ground in handcuffed

that was it were they taken away no no no before they were taken away they find out they find out after that that the story was true nope all they did it was put them on the ground cuffed them

they waited to get it all cleared up and then they got released oh my gosh Now, the interim police chief, Vanessa Wilson, says, Our police officer are trained to conduct a high-risk stop When they come across a suspected stolen vehicle, which is we're sitting at all in the movies Yeah

Suspect, you know, we sit in in Life PD almost every day when Life PD was on That racist show, yes, I remember that racist show So the also problem was that the police officer drew their weapons and order all occupants to exit the vehicle, light down prone on the ground. But also, that's where the police interim chief says, you have to give our officers a little bit of discretion, you know, because different scenarios present themselves differently. So. Oh, well, good.

She's sticking up for them. Yes. Good for her. Yes. But. Oh, no. And I quote, I have already directed. my teams to look at new practices and training.

So what would that be? What would be stand them up along the side of the road at gunpoint until we got the information? Yeah, I guess. We don't know. You know, look, I don't want to be the person who lays on the ground with my hands behind my back handcuffed either. But if I'm driving in a vehicle and it's shown to them that it's stolen, even if it's not like, if I get pulled over and it shows that my car is stolen, and I say to the officer, wow, how can that be? This is my car. I've had it forever.

Yeah. Now, he doesn't know that. No. He doesn't know that it's my car unless obviously unless I know him. So odds are you don't. So he's pulling you over blindly. Yes. Because he believes you're driving a stolen vehicle.

So he doesn't know whether I have a gun under the seat or I have someone in the trunk or whatever the case is. Or I've got someone, you know, I'm holding someone hostage at my house. That's why I stole the vehicle. He doesn't know that. So we have to get that sorted out. And how do I just,

does he just walk away while I'm still in the car so I can drive away? No, he's got to, do they have to do something? Maybe just take the keys. Yeah. And, like, I get it. Maybe you handcuff them. You take the keys,

you handcuff them to the steering wheel and say, wait right there. I don't know. I feel that that was a typical misunderstanding, a glitch in the system that is being blown out of proportion because of where we are in today's world. Now, this is going to piss you off, but I believe you in that. I will say. Oh, freaks. Can we move on?

I have a last story. I have a last story. I would like to move on. Okay. In California. authorities recovered 3,000 roosters that were

believed to be used in a illegal cockfighting ring on a multi-acre range. That's a lot. That is a lot. And I'm looking at those roosters. I'm looking at those roosters. They look in shape. Oh yeah. They are in shape. Have you ever been to a cockfight?

You put some blades out those feet? Oh, yes. It's a business. Have you been to a cockfight yet? I have not. not, Chris. Those are illegal. Stop talking to me about illegal activities. I do not participate. Well, they're not illegal in Puerto Rico. So I've been into cock fights in Puerto Rico. They are very interesting phenomena. So they're legal in the motherland. I love it. Yeah, what else do we do? It's either that or kill each other. So I might as well just put some

cocks in the... Why didn't we ship these roosters over there then? Yeah. Well, don't you remember this is a whole episode on Seinfeld? Little Jerry. Oh, yeah. Yeah. So is every other story in America an episode about Seinfeld? Yes. That's what made this show Seinfeld. Absolutely. But anyways, what do you think?

I don't think, maybe because I'm used to it, I don't think this is something that should, okay. What do they do? They found they were just being bred and they're saying, hey, these are being bred for cockfights, so we have to get rid of them? more. So according to the county district attorney and animal care control, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. They teamed up an investigation before the sheriff's department. Executed Warren, police that all animals and property were inspected and were documented by animal control, blah, blah, blah. So it doesn't say how they got there, but it just says that they were taken away.

Okay. So, I mean, at least they got to try to give them to some kind of, some kind of farm, right? be the rooster at the farm. But he has a nice setup. And, you know, Fisher, me and you watch movies all the time. If you have a freaking couple of running dogs and a couple of stray dogs and a couple of dogs in cages and cages, you know, you're not up to any good at the ranch. well look he first of all

they're other than the fight other than the fighting these animals are well taken care absolutely well think about it Jeff Fisher

let's say me and you run a cockfighting ring right this is the Jeff Fisher Chris Cruz cockfighting ring and we have which could never happen because that's illegal

unless we're in Puerto Rico no this is when we move me you move to Puerto Rico. So me and you live in Puerto Rico. We have the Jeffie and Chris Cruz, you know, cockfighting ring. And we have 3,000 roosters. Then we have 3,000 roosters. Don't we want to take care of them to make sure they bring us money? Yes. Don't we want them nice and fed and fat and juicy and oh, look at that. Look like Julio died. All right. 10 bucks. Let's go. Right. I mean, you want them. You have, You want them in tip top shape.

Yes. Now, there's some cockfighting that the animals don't look good that are beaten and they have to, you know, they're beaten to, you know, they're beaten to submission. But a normal cockfighting business, you want the fighters to be in tip top shape. And you can quote me on that. Of course you do. Of course you do. And now to the ice cream. All right, now to the ice cream.

You don't want me to go back to the police story? No, no, because if you do go back to the police story, all of a sudden, they show closed, and we're done for today. So up to you. Strawberry ice cream fanatics. On average, find love at age 24, like doing laundry, prefer sci-fi movies, and listen to jazz. Vanilla ice cream, if you love vanilla ice cream,

on average, find love at 25, are introverted, prefer dogs, prefer washing dishes overdoing laundry, and our night owls. Chocolate ice cream fans, on average find love at 26, are extroverted, enjoy romantic comedies like pop and rock music. So which one are you? Cruz, what's your favorite ice cream? Oh, vanilla chocolate is rubbery. I hate. I like mint chocolate chip. Shut up. What's your favorite?

Vanilla, chocolate or strawberry? Chocolate. Ooh. So you find love at, on average. You find love at 26. You're extroverted. You enjoy romantic comedies like pop and rock music. That's you.

It doesn't sound like you, though. No, because I don't like chocolate ice cream. The top five ice cream topics. Cookies. I'll give you the topics. You tell me what's number one. one. Okay. All right. Wipped cream, nuts, hot fudge, caramel, chocolate chips. Hot fudge. See, I would have went for that too, but that's number two. Chocolate chips are

number one, which I disagree with. No, it's not. No, it's not. I disagree with that. Yeah. No way chocolate chips are number one. Absolutely not. That's hot fudge. Nuts are third, whipped cream is fourth, caramel is fifth. Yeah, I never understood. whole caramel on the ice cream. Just get a, just get a caramel candy. Yeah, caramel and ice cream, that's not, that's no bueno. No, it doesn't make sense. You are out of your mind. Carmel is tremendous on vanilla ice cream. Okay. I'm not a big, I, I, if strawberry ice cream, if it's homemade, I like it. Did you, oh yeah, we did, we have this conversation. I'm maybe going to bring it up. Never mind. What? Remember, the big tub of three ice cream.

The napoleon ice cream, I think it's called. I hated that ice cream. Yeah, Neapolitan. I hated that ice cream. Yeah, Neopoleon, yeah. Like, I hate it. It's like... Yeah, it's...

With the Neo-What is it again? Neopolin. Yeah, with that, it always sucks when you're done with the chocolate and vanilla because then you're just stuck with the strawberry. That's what I'm saying. Yeah. It's gross. Like who? Seriously, who made the decision that strawberry, chocolate, and vanilla were the three basic ice cream?

I mean, the ice cream people, right? I mean, this study or survey. Well, actually, I don't think it's big ice cream. I think it's big strawberry. Paying off big vanilla and big chocolate. That's possible. But this was, I think Breyer's paid for this. I'm not a briar fan.

The only reason why sometimes I get briar. The study conducted by one poll in conjunction with briars. The only reason why I will get briar is because maybe I'm running low on money, so I'll get briar. But usually I get Bluebell. Well, Briars is still pretty steep too, really, if you're looking at it, you know, through that way. But Briars definitely has a different taste than Bluebell. But one of the things that Bluebell does, and so does Briars that I do. you know, you talk about who decided, you know, the Napoleon vanilla chocolate and strawberry.

They actually have a chocolate and vanilla, which is, that's the two, right? I mean, nobody, it's not even a little strip of strawberries, it's just here's chocolate and vanilla. Those are the ones that you want. I mean, I would prefer, you know, if you're going to just put hot fudge over something, I'd rather have, you know, mint chocolate chip. So I think maybe that's where you get into the chocolate chocolate. chips being number one. But they're not doing that here.

There is no mint chocolate chip ice cream. It's just strawberry vanilla and chocolate. All right. So, but mint chocolate chip with hot fudge and whipped cream, oh, baby. In fact, we're going to go have some right now.