Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 438 | Mature, Seasoned, or MILF?: You Decide!

Episode Date: August 10, 2020

Today's show is READY for you and get ready because Jeffy opens the show with some #MeToo complaints against Harvey Weinstein, YES, you heard that correctly. As we continue our dirty bag segment we add a new person by the name Jerry Falwell Jr. after he posted a picture that now people call inappropriate. Dirty Dancing has a sequel and The Matrix gets a newly spin. Today's key phrase "Allegory for gender transition.' Cinemark and Alamo Draft house are competing for your pocket and it should be fun to see. Today's Sponsor: When’s the last time you looked at how much you’re spending every month on car insurance? On homeowner’s insurance? Now’s the time to check out Gabi and see about getting a lower rate for the exact same coverage you already have. Take two minutes - right now – to see how much you can save on your car and homeowners insurance. Go to https://gabi.com/fisher Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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of the class action lawsuit and directed Google to provide the notification email to plus users who had set up accounts between 2015 and 2019. I am one of those people. As part of Google, I figure, hey, Google Plus, yeah, I'm in. So I have now until October 8th to submit my claim to be part of this class action lawsuit. Now, I have to, if I become part of it, I get to receive a cash payment. I know. I know.

Now, the amount of the cash payment, it depends on the number of claimants, okay? So, depending on the claimants, I could get a cash payment of up to $12. I know. I know. I don't know what I'm going to do with it. I may just move it to a savings account. I may just slide it over into a special IRA. I'm not sure. But I know. I know. I'm excited. I'm excited. Now, I can, there's four things I can do right now to be part of this class section lawsuit. I can submit my claim, obviously, by October 8th, and receive. my payment. All right? And if I do that, I'm giving up all my rights to sue Google and any other released entities regarding the legal claims in this case. Now, I could opt out of the settlement.

This is the only option that allows you to sue Google. I could sue Google if I opt out of the settlement. And I can sue the other released parties on my own regarding the legal claims in this case. I won't receive any money, and I've got to do that by October 8th as well. Now, I can file an objection to the court. I can say, I can write to the settlement administrator and tell them why I do not like this settlement. And I can say, hey, this settlement stinks. I want, you know, a couple bucks more than $12.

dollars. However, and those objections will be shared with the court, which I thought was nice of them. Now, if I object to the settlement, I'm still going to be bound by the settlement terms, and I will not be

allowed to exclude myself from the settlement, and I lose my right to sue Google and other release entities regarding the legal claims in this case. Now, if I do nothing at all, if I just cross my arms and don't do anything, I'm still bound by the settlement terms

and I'll lose the right to sue Google or any of the released entities. So, what do I do? Do I write them a strongly worded letter? Do I opt out and sue on my own? Or I just opt in and hope that a small number of claimants file

and I get my 12 whole dollars decisions decisions decisions we need to have an adult okay I don't know I don't know where to begin

but I was I really wasn't a good mood today and I you know I got I looked at the email from Google plus I'm going to get you know up to $12 dollars. I know. I can't stop being excited about that. But then I see a story about our old friend Harvey Weinstein.

And I got upset. I got upset and I didn't want to be upset. Now the guy is already in prison for 23 years, right? He's already convicted. He's in prison serving

23 years. All right? He was found guilty. We still have the multiple lawsuits in Los Angeles to deal with. Now there are new victims coming forward, alleged victims, coming forward in New York. So the latest one is a Jane Doe. Now, Jane Doe, in her lawsuit, filed Friday, cites the same federal, second. trafficking law that the other plaintiffs have used in accusing Weinstein of leveraging professional favors for sex. Okay.

So this victim was 22 at the time trying to break into Hollywood. She claims that Weinstein targeted her at the film festival, the Cannes Film Festival, in 2007. She was trying to break into Hollywood at 22. she set up a meeting with Weinstein at the majestic hotel. His assistant was supposed to be present and was present at the beginning of the meeting, but left right after Jane Doe arrived. At that point, she says that Weinstein clutched her, tried to force her into massaging him.

When she refused to massage him, he continued to grope her and tried to take off her clothes. she managed to get away. Now, you and I would think, well, that's great. You got away. You're good to go. Well, but according to Jane Doe, the second time she went there, that's when he groped her again and did it to himself. You know, we're having an adult conversation. He masturbated in front of her, okay?

Now that's the second time. Now apparently she got away that time too. All right. So now that, then the story goes on that the third time that she showed up with her meeting with Harvey Weinstein is when he groped her and raped her. Now, I want to be clear. And it agate pains me to have to always. say this. Okay, because it should, it should go without saying, but it doesn't. So I'll make sure I say it. Never is rape part of the deal. Male, female, whatever the case is. Rape, bad.

I got it. Hold on. What part of what deal? You're confusing me now. Human relations. So you're saying that is not part of of the deal of a normal society. Don't make, don't make me start laughing about this. I'm just making sure because, you know, I'm having some issues. I've let you talk for about seven and a half minutes.

And some of the stuff that she accuses him the first and the second time, who among us hasn't done that? She's trying to get ahead in Hollywood. Hello, right? Isn't she? All I'm saying. is Fisher at the end of the day

at the end of the day whoever is this gendo is did you say no it doesn't say that exactly anywhere of the story I'm guessing she did and she finally got away

right we don't know that we don't know that the first two times she got away yeah and by the way what is the joke you know shame you know what is it uh fool me one shame on me, fool me twice, shame on you, something like that. Sure, sure.

And shame me three times, then we'll take a homer. I think that's what it is. Yeah, right. Sure, that's the quote. Okay, so back to my adult conversation. At what point is it on you? And don't start looking at me. Like, I'm not trying to make jokes this whole thing.

Everything I say can be turned. around into a joke. It's not a joke. I get it. We all agree. Harvey's a dirtbag. But after the first time, after the first time, you have now figured out, you know, when I go meet Harvey Weinstein, this is the kind of thing he expects from me. So maybe I won't go and meet Harvey unless I'm with other people. But then you go back a second time. And the same thing happens, only a little worse this time. And you still don't say, no, I'm not going to meet Harvey alone like that anymore.

You go back a third time. I just find it incredible. I just find it incredible. And it made me angry because I know. that if this story was about, let's use a female, for example, I don't know, my wife. And she were to meet with Harvey. And Harvey would start molesting, I'm sorry, groping her. And she didn't want that to happen.

I would say maybe a kick in the groin, a punch in the face. How about I said no and leave would happen? That's the first time. So let's say after that my wife decided, well, that wasn't, you know, that was fine. I'm not going to worry about that. Well, I already told, I already kicked him in the groin. I already slapped him in the face. I already told him no.

I'm going to go back for another meeting. And he decides to start groping her again and doing things to himself. I'm looking at another maybe kick in the groin after he gets done. It's right at the, right at the key moment, another kick in the groin, another slap in the face. And then a no. But I can guarantee you there wouldn't be a third time. I just don't understand. I mean, I do understand.

I understand that all these women, and I mean, I shouldn't say all, most of these women were in love with being able to use the success that Harvey was going to get for them. And it was okay. They weren't angry at Harvey. And they may have been angry at Harvey, but they certainly weren't angry at the checks they were cashing and the movies they were starring in. But now it's a horrible thing. I just, I'm sorry, Harvey, the man's already in jail.

And that's another thing. Welcome to the party. Where you been, Jane? All of a sudden, now after all this and the whole trial, you've decided to come forward now? I don't think there's any money left. Good luck. God bless. It was just incredible to me.

Just incredible. Do you feel the earthquake this weekend? I didn't. I was in Texas. I didn't feel an earthquake. The Carolina earthquake this weekend. A 5-1. They said it was a, you know,

eh. Wasn't a bad one. Just a 5-1. Five-one's pretty strong. That's not a moderate earthquake. That's pretty strong. It was felt around a big area. It did some serious damage.

roads were cracked grocery store shelves were all thrown all over the place some of the footage from the stores and the homes were it was amazing and we've talked about it before i've felt a three i've felt a three and i've felt a you know even smaller ones but the largest one i've felt is a three and that's pretty strong i mean that is doing some shaking and some grumbling and that ground is moving so there are plenty of people plenty of people in the carolina of areas who are looking to, you know, maybe find ways to save a little money. Yeah, I know everyone has tried to save money these days. I mean, you know, except for people that are going to get, you know, a whole $12 from the Google class action lawsuit. But if you are not like, you know, me, I'm going to get $12 whole dollars maybe from Google in their class action lawsuits. So I don't need to worry about saving money. But if you do need to worry about saving money, I got a new way. I want to welcome a new client to chewing the fat.

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He wasn't there. No. Bill's always said he's never been to the island. Okay, we'll see, Bill. There could be some actual video footage of that. And I want to see every ounce, every inch, every second of video that Jelaine has and the Jeffrey made, period. But the new couple of dirt bags that we have in the world, Jerry Falwell Jr., remember we talked, I don't think, I might not have talked about it here on chewing. where he had the picture taken on his yacht with his wife's assistant who was pregnant.

And she had her shirt pulled up, pants unzipped, open and unzipped. And he had his shirt pulled up, pants open, unzipped, and open. Now, it's a funny picture, right? And who among us? Who among us? Seriously. I know. Who among us hasn't done that picture?

I know that. And I said that. I think I did talk about it in chewing. Because I said that that it absolutely has happened. Now, Jerry Falwell Jr. has been around the media and been around the world a couple of times in his life. Oh, yeah. And he has a very successful university that I used to attend.

There you go. I don't know that I would, that's a sponsorship that he was. hopeful for but anyway okay this is the guy that that stepped down for showing his underwear I think I'm fine so so anyway and so he posted on Instagram

I see and that's been deleted now the Instagram post had about four or five other pictures on it right it was multiple picture post so I believe I do believe him that it was in fun there you know I don't believe that he was you know it's his baby and they were having an affair

anything like that. I mean, I don't believe any of that. People, you know, the people who have said that, get out of here. Stop thinking like that. And he's silly, silly. I mean, there's just, it's not possible, right? There's no way he could be having an affair with his wife's assistant and that baby could be his. No way. Anyway, so, but he's smart enough to know not to post that picture. He's just smart enough not to post that picture. On his yacht, pants open, underwear showing. It's just silly of him to do that. And well, this weekend, he's on indefinite leave from Liberty University.

Indefinite leave means he's on indefinite leave until about three weeks from now when he steps down and he takes his money and goes home, have a nice day. And good luck getting your money, by the way, Jerry, because they're going to, they're going to, they're going to, take you down on whatever different clause you have in your contract, even though it was your university or your dad's. Because that's what's going on with the McDonald's ex-CEO, Stephen Estherbrook. Remember, he was ousted last year over the inappropriate relationship with an employee. Well, come to find out, he covered up a couple more relationships that he had with some people at McDonald's as well. Oh, really? Yeah. He, and now McDonald's was like, yeah, you know all that money that you took, you know, like that nearly $42 million in stock-based benefits?

He had that money? Yeah, we may want to get some of that back because we gave you, we approved the separation agreement without cause because, you know, the first relationship was, you know, taken care of. but you covered up the other two or three physical and sexual relationships right at you know just before you were fired and had all the pictures that you sent deleted so good luck uh keep it a lot of that money i mean holy cow just amazing he also uh collected uh 26 weeks of pay for 670,000 I mean, I know that seems a little low to you out there in America, you know, half a year, 670,000 salary while your stock values are worth 42 million. But, yeah, he took that as well. So they're going to come and take some of that money away, too. So, Jerry, if there's any more pictures out there, let's say other than your little, hey, aren't we all pregnant picture? Make sure nobody else knows about them.

Okay? That's all I'm saying. Make sure nobody else knows about them. All right. Let's go to the break. Oh, my gosh. I'll tell you what. Ice cold beverages are really good.

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I should, we should have a breaking news sounder, actually. This is breaking news right now going on. Because you know that when CTF records, news happens. It means that there's breaking news here on chewing the fat, and that also means that it's proof positive when CTF records, news happens. Let's go to our man on the street now, Chris Cruz with Breaking News. Chris? Yeah.

Breaking news. You heard the sounder. Yeah, I did. And I'm kind of in the bathrooms. It's a little embarrassing. I don't know what news are breaking. So. Oh, no.

I kind of caught you off guard. You did come up guard. So back to you at the studios. The breaking news is the Domino. Okay. Okay. Thank you. The breaking news is the first domino.

has fallen. We have news that the Big Ten presidents have voted against conducting a season in the fall. So I'm telling you, college football will not happen. Holy cow, because they all said they were still going to play just their own conferences only, which I never understood. And now they're voting to not play in the Big Ten, which means the other Power Five conferences will come along for the ride. So does this mean that there's no March Madness?

Is that what that mean? Okay, well, March Madness is basketball. Yeah, so there's no March Madness. So right now what we're talking about is NCAA football. Okay, that's breaking news from the studios. Go back to your bathroom, close the door. We don't need, who seriously, close the door. and because when CTF records, news happens.

Yes, there's finally going to be a sequel to the movie Dirty Dancing. Okay? You stop your whining. I'm tired of hearing it. You all remember the Dirty Dancing movie from 1987. Yes, there's going to be a sequel. Lionsgate CEO announced the plans for the new movie. and they're also announced that Jennifer Gray,

Baby is going to be starring in it and also be the executive producer. Now, remember Patrick Swayze was also, you know, the dance instructor, Johnny Castle, back in nobody puts baby in the corner. We lost him. Yeah, I was going to say, isn't he dead? Yes.

Yes, he is. Are we going to CGI him like we see GI a homegirl? You know what? I would probably say yes to that except he died in 2009. And they probably don't have enough green screen footage of him to do it. Oh no. For those of you watching out home, I'm playing the clip. The famous of a living. Put the stuff to animal down.

You don't know to hold it up. That's not baby. Oh my gosh. And you know, the father, her father is dead in real life too. What's his face from Law and Order? Was her dad? Oh, really? Yeah, Jerry Orbach. You know, played Lenny Briscoe on Law & Order for years.

You're Mr. Law & Order. You know Lenny. I know, I know, Lenny. Well, don't, I mean, don't look so happy like you're happy. By the way, does she look as good as she looks in this movie? Actually, she, I would say this. All right. Jennifer looks fine.

So she looks ugly. No, but you know what she did? You know, after she started making all this money, she had the big nose job. That ruined, that tanked her career. So she's ugly. Oh, no, she still got it. I know, but it's not her.

It's not the Jennifer Gray America fell in love with. Oh, no, she still got it. Oh, she got it not more than before. No. I disagree. She's a mature woman. You get hit in the head with a frying pan. You start calling women mature women.

She's a mature woman now. Yeah. No, baby. I still love you for that mature woman you are. That's a frying fan. You can email ladies, chew on the fat at the blaze.com. Do you prefer mature woman, season woman? Oh my gosh.

Seasoned? Seasoned. Seasoned. Seasoned. Season woman. Or straight up milf. Oh, I think I think milf wins that. Milt wins that?

Miltz with that. Oh my gosh. Season? Season woman. Season, you get kicked in the groin for season. Mature woman. And mature woman, you get a frying pan to the head. And then Melf.

Yeah, Melf, you win. Melf, you're still good. Miltf, you're getting a hug. You get the chaos. You're good to go. But I thought ladies wanted to be complimented. So you're telling me, Fisher. But season.

So you tell me. Mature is not a compliment. So you tell me right now, me and you go to an event, and there's some mature and seasoned women around, and we go over there, you know, we're having a martini, and we swirl her around and say, you look, I'm already fine, you're mature woman. You tell me that's, I'm done.

It's over. Okay. It's over. You're done. You're done. Now, depending on what type of seasoning is on the seasoned female, you may not be done with that one. I'm not saying you could be out of luck with that.

You will get kicked, though, however. Yeah, no way, you're done. Did you see also, speaking of movies, was anybody clambering for dirty dancing? I mean, last week we talked about who's the boss coming back. Do they have no new ideas? No. This is why the streaming apps are doing so well.

because the Hollywood of yesteryear has nothing new. Nothing. They're coming up with, we're going to do, who's the boss and a dirty dancing again? Okay. Come on now. Come on. Stop yourselves.

Before you wreck yourselves. Anyway, Alamo Draft House. Can I interject? Because I don't know if you saw this. Did you know, Fisher's who talking about old movies, you know, and we have a couple of old movies coming back with a prequel or sequel or quadruple, whatever they're doing? But did you know? It's the quadruple, yeah. Did you know that the movie Matrix, the movie Matrix breaks down the trans allegory of film?

Yeah, I saw that. Yeah, I did see that. And it was agonizing. And it's just they're trying to, you know, say that. And we were woke way back then. So you're telling me that the Matrix was a transgender issue? Stop it.

And I quote, The Matrix was all about the desire for transformation, but it was all coming from a closeted point of view. No. The Matrix was not about a gender transition or a... Well, yeah, but it wasn't the closet. So nobody knew. Or it was an allegory for gender transition.

Yeah, it was there, but you just didn't know it was there. It was the underlying issue throughout the entire movie. Then we could say that about anything. Really? Yes. Did you know that Top Gun was also an allegory for gender transition? So was Dirty Dancing, actually, by the way. Dirty Dancing was another film that was supposed to be a,

allegory for gender transition. Jennifer, Jennifer Gray actually, in the original, was a male. Yeah, and that's what Patrick Swayce, always wore those tight pants because he wanted to be a female. That's correct. I'm getting so aggravated.

I mean, it's just stop it. I know. I know. I know. Now, I was going to mention a good thing about Alamo Draft House, which I think is actually a smart move on their part, and this is something that other movie theaters are going start doing because they're going to try to find new ways to make some money because they're not

going to be able to make all the money they were making before so you can rent a big screen experience for 99 bucks for 99 bucks uh well i don't know what kind of deal you're getting but it's 150 my friend oh no cinemark is doing it for 99 bucks yeah but that's not alamo draft house yeah but It's Cinemark, which is right next to my house, it's like 10 minutes from mine. You get Alamo Draft House for $150. But really, it's $300. Oh, see, you already, like I said, Cine Mark, $100. Actually, 99.

I'd like to see the full deal on Cinemark because Alamo Draft House gets you for $150. You get the, you and 30 friends. All right, we rent the entire Draft House theater. But, and you have 40, well, I guess there's more. than 40 movie options to choose from. But you have to, it's a $150 food purchase minimum.

So you're looking at, you know, 300 bucks. But you bring 30 friends, 10 bucks ahead, you're done, you're good, right? I mean, you're covered, you've covered your debt at 10 bucks ahead with 30 people.

So what's the, what's the Cinnamark deal? You get the theater for 100 bucks, I'm sorry, 99. It's got to be a food minimum. They're not going to just let you go in and not eat anything and bring your own food and bring the grill up into the front and everybody grilling out at the theater. Okay. So here it is.

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The $350 large foreign drink. They just give you a discount on the concession stand. So the concessions will still be open. Yes. Interesting. Interesting. So they're giving you the theater for $99, 20 people. 20 people. So five bucks ahead. Yeah.

Five bucks a head, get you the theater, and then you get your own popcorn and soda, or you sneak it in or bring the grill up front and cook up some hot dogs up in front of the theater. You think they'd get angry at that if you brought in a little charcoal grill and starting grilling up some hot dogs up in the front? I don't think so. I don't think so either. I think it would be fine. You could probably do it in the parking lot, though, right? You can come up with the party lines and bring them in. Yeah.

So they give you a list of movies here that the Alamo draft house. I don't know what Cinemark is running. Are you ready? I got my movies. All right. I got a list here too, so we'll go. Go. The Matrix.

And Domitle, Despicable. Oh. No, I'm just easy. Go ahead. The Matrix. Jurassic Park. Back to the Future. Goonies.

Harry Potter 1. Despicable Me. Ghostbusters. Greece. Greatest showman. Jumanji Next Level. Mean Girls. Raiders of the Lost Ark.

Zootopia. Black Panther, Beauty and the Beast, 2017, Empire Sight Back, Bad Boys for Life, Gremlins. Oh, yeah, well, there's doubled up here at Alamo Draft House, but there's plenty out here that you did not name that you're able to get

at Alamo Draft House. And out of all those movies, for 99 bucks, a group of 20, I am definitely going to do either The Matrix, Back to the Future. Yeah, that's a trans movie now. I don't like it. Back to the Future. the greatest showman and maybe if I feel like a greatest showman yes no and maybe if I'm

feeling like super girly mean girls I mean if you're gonna for for five bucks all right so five bucks Jurassic Park it'd be fun to watch on the big screen true I like I like the Jurassic Park movies all of them I mean I really do like them and to see them on the big screen is awesome. Yeah. Because for at Alamo, you got Lost World Jurassic Park, the original Jurassic Park. I mean, that's, those would be fun to see on the big screen again. All right.

So when are you setting up? I've already done it. Oh. I could only, oh, dude. Dude, I could only invite 30, 30 friends. All right. So did you happen to see where Simon Cowell? broke his back over the weekend.

Ouch, comes to mind. So, I mean, he's already undergone surgery this weekend. His back was broken in a number of places after falling from the new bike he'd been testing in the courtyard of his Malibu home. I mean, he wasn't out riding it out of the unwashed masses. Yeah, thank you. No doubt, man. Hey Simon, how's it going?

Ouch. Yeah, no kidding. So, Simon, you had your back broken a number of places, huh? Ouch. Yeah, you're riding that new electric bike in the courtyard with your kid? Allow me to introduce myself. I am Placito Domingo. He's not introducing himself at all anymore.

Ouch. That broken back, man. Don't get Placito involved in this. Don't do it. He's too, that's too strong. I'm telling you, so he's, remember a couple years ago, he fell down the stairs. Ouch. I've hurt himself.

Yeah. So this could be, I mean, I'm not saying there's anything, you know, fishy going on. But I'm just saying a couple years ago, he blamed it on, you know, some kind of low blood sugar and went down to get some milk in the middle of the night. Yeah, thank you. And was climbing back up the stairs and fell down. Next thing I knew they were putting a brace on my neck. Yeah. Next thing he knows this weekend they're putting a metal rod up his butt for his broken back.

I mean, isn't that how they fix backs? Ouch. They just put the metal rod up your butt and it goes all the way up your back. Or was that just a cartoon? Anyway, I hope that, Simon, I hope you get better, bro. No kidding. It's sad when that happens. but I mean, no, I mean, I believe me.

Believe me when I tell you. You have a fall of any nature that takes its toll. Ouch. Download and subscribe to more content at theblease.com slash podcasts. All right, so I know we've got all kinds of coronavirus stories and mask stories. I have got to get to. There's some great mask stories to get to. but first I want to talk about the Tennessee grandmother who faces DUI and other charges.

I mean, she might have been doing that too because she had her grandson, 13-year-old grandson, sit on her lap at the wheel when the vehicles they were in plowed into a bunch of people in Memphis. Now, I just want to say this. At 13 years of age, I was driving a vehicle. If I was in the automobile With someone who was under the influence I couldn't drive home I could have done it Piece of cake

But my grandfather had me driving You know lawnmowers and tractors and cars From the time I was about you know 10 or 11 years old But anyway the kid She has the kid sit on her lap And apparently The kid never drove

And he's trying to hit the break And she's drunk and driving And hitting the gas and her license had been suspended and now they they've she hit five people I mean it is you know it's bad right

but the kid may give you an example of why he couldn't drive again I want to quote the grandson who claimed he tried to hit the break before the vehicle could strike anyone and his grandmother had continued to have her foot on the gas pedal.

I ain't know what to do. I pushed the brake, but she pushed the gas pedal and went straight ahead and started crashing into those folks. I ain't want to drive no more. This is what he had to say as he was being interviewed. Man, do I wish we had live audio of a man on the street.

but he'd be the 13-year-old kid and they can't, heaven forbid, we have the 13-year-old kid as part of his accident on the news. So, but man, do I want to I want to have the mother told the station, I don't know when asked why she allowed her son

to take the driving lesson. I hope she thinks twice next time. I would guess that maybe there's not going to be a next time for grandma. But the teen, of course, quoted, I ain't know what to do. I ain't want to drive no more. So there's that. I ain't know what to do.

I ain't want to drive no more. All right. Let's talk some coronavirus. Congratulations to the U.S. We've passed five million confirmed cases. strong, right? Strong. Brazil has now topped 100,000 deaths

linked to coronavirus. New Zealand, things are mostly back to normal in the pandemic free country. They've gone a hundred days. Yeah, if you hear that in New Zealand, man, they'll shut that island back down again, man. But they don't hear that in New Zealand anymore. We should have bought that damn island.

I know. We should have bought that damn island. We could have got it for a good price a few months ago, too. Absolutely. You tell me right now, mid-COVID, Trump says I'll give you $200 million. We'll take it. You know what? We'll take it.

Absolutely. And then it would have been the worst country in the world, right? All we would have heard was. True. Welcome to New Zealand. Your hotel is right over there on the left. Yeah. No, really.

It's a beautiful country. Africa hit a million confirmed cases last week. I mean, only a million in Africa. Ooh, okay. All right. You say that's Africa's number? Yeah, a million confirmed cases. I feel like there's going to be a lot more.

Well, they do take malaria pill. Oh, that's true. Africa is one of those countries that hydroxychloroquine is on the vitamin aisle. Yeah, well, I mean, we've dropped, we've, planes fly over Africa and just drop hydrochloric oil. So they're fine. Yeah, never mind. Forget it. They're fine.

Why didn't even look at that continent? Just turn away. Every time you say Africa, I just. think about that man on the street video name a country Africa that's a continent every time you say Africa

name a country Africa that's a continent there's countries in it so bad so bad I ain't want to drive no more no just name a continent it's fine it's all you need to do

so there we've now got more people saying that we need to wear masks during sex. So we got that to look forward to. Yeah, the University of Georgia. The University of Georgia has come out and said, not only you wrap it, when you tap it,

you have to put a... Is that a quote from the University of Georgia? And I quote, hold on, let me read it. Thank you for clarifying. Not only you may wrap it, when you tap it, you also must cover your face when you're tapping it. So, I mean, And that's not the first time we've heard that.

No. Right. New York. Remember New York? We went through the whole sex thing on New York that they sent down and deleted it because who that hell? Honestly, Fisher. I want to know. Oh, no, we can't go to your son.

Your son is married. I was going to see. I want to know how COVID hurt those apps. Grindr. Bumble. Tinder. I want to know how much that hurt. Yeah.

You know, in the beginning for sure. I mean, in the very beginning, for sure, things are starting to open up a little bit now. Thank you. Be here all week. In fact, I was just reading a story. I mean, there's other related to coronavirus. I was just reading a story about how the sex workers in Africa are still struggling.

and uh move on but they still have but because they're sex workers uh they're they're still out there on the streets and they're struggling and times they're even tougher for them because and this is a quote oh here we go i don't know if the person i'm with has the disease or not well that could be with any freaking disease here's one you're a hooker are you not worried about that anyway but no it's just coronavirus that we're concerned about well jeffey we we have this conversation that all other all other diseases are gone yeah i guess so i guess so now this lady this one lady in this story has got to be pretty good down to mexico because she claims that she's got two Americans that still send her money,

even though they're not seeing her right now. They just want her to, you know, hold up for her. You know, hold up for them, I mean. Have they not learned about only fans and all these other accounts, Patreon that allows you to get all frisky so that people give you money? Like, it's 2020, sweetheart. There's no hooker on the street at the end of the corner. but there isn't Tijuana.

So apparently in some Americans are still, you know, coming across the border to, you know, to hook up and take care of a little business. I'm going to, I'm going to help them out. This is from the, this is from the department. This is from Washington State Department of Health for all the hookers out there that are saying, you know what? I don't want to get COVID, but I still need to feed my family. Yeah. I mean, this is what she said, look, physical contact is unavoidable, but I have no choice. This is the only way I can provide for my six-year-old daughter.

And you can email us. If you're one of these ladies, Chewing the Fat at the Blaze.com, and we'll send you the questionnaire. It's very easy. It's question number one. Do you have any of these symptoms? Fever, cough, short note of breath, fatigue, muscle or body aches, headache, recent lawful, tastes, of smell, soar, throat, congestion, nausea, or vomiting, diarrhea. Within the last 14 days, have you had contact with anybody known to have COVID-19 or

COVID-like symptoms? Have you had a positive COVID test? Are you waiting for me to answer these? Because I mean, the answer to a lot of these is yes. No, I'm waiting for what I'm reading and I'm just waiting for the hooker to write them down. So that's what I'm taking a pause. All right, good. Yeah, give them a minute.

Yeah. Question number three, have you had a positive COVID test for active virus in the past 10 days? Within the past 14 days, has a public health or medical professional told you to self-monitor, self-isolate, or self-quarantine because of concerns about COVID-19 infection? If you answer yes to any of these, and it says right here, if you answer yes to any of these. questions, do not let staff or visitors enter the workplace. Oh, no. And you can put on your own jokes about that. Immediately separate them from other people and arrange a ride home or to a medical facility if needed.

What are they supposed to do, Chris? I mean, if you're like Jacqueline Aguilar. Aguilar? That's what I said. Jacqueline. a Jack Aguilar the 34 transgender sex worker from Ensenada

Nobody's missing Angelica Or what is Aguilar She He returned to work Because she Had to make ends meet Now she Has been a sex worker

Since she Was 13 And her Day to Day Fears have changed since the pandemic hit Mexico. I don't know how your fears have changed because you were still supposed to be worried about other things. So, so, hold on that.

So in, in this person's mindset, in this person minds is COVID-19, and Fisher, correct me if I'm wrong, COVID-19 is worse than HIV-AIDS. Yeah. No, you idiot. Worse than anything. When did we make the switch of saying that COVID-19, a flu-like disease or sickness, what we want to call it, it's worse than one of the most serious STDs in the world?

Look, Chris, all I know is that Jacqueline Aguilar. Aguilar. Jacqueline Aguilar. Yeah, like I said, Jack Aguilar, the 34-year-old transgender sex worker from Ensenada, uh, before, uh,

her, him, fears were of violence that a client would kill her. Him. Or hurt her. Him. But now. Now.

The fear is the pandemic. So you're telling me that now, not only we have overreacted, overlooked and say, you know what, AIDS and HIV, COVID spits on HIV and AIDS. Well, look, violence, killing, killing, killing another person is less than getting COVID-19. So if I'm killed by another person, I should be blessed that another person killed me because I did not get COVID-19. I would say that your fear is probably twofold, right? If you, let's say you, somebody sees Jack on the corner,

Jacqueline Aguilar. Aguilad, uh-huh. On the corner. Uh-huh. And stops. Okay. Rolls down the window. And Jacqueline strolls over to the window and hangs his head inside the car,

her head. Hey. Will that be a special? Hey, good look. you're looking for a good time down here in Ensenada two hours south of Tijuana, you American hottie? And he says, so how much? And while Jacqueline is giving him a price breakdown,

violence could ensue. Violence could ensue at that point. If I'm in behind the wheel, I just pull away, you know, hopefully Jacqueline gets out of the window in time. I mean, holy cow. You can't be, look, first question. I mean, she is right.

She can't be expected to be out there on the corner working and all the time. You just can't be expected. It's dangerous out there. Sad. That's really, really, really sad. Really, really sad. I know, look, I mean, I don't even get to, we've got so much. Oh, we've got to talk one more mask story.

One more mask story. And then, and then we'll save the rest for, you know, for tomorrow. Well, maybe a couple more mass stories. Like, for sure, some officials were caught doctoring chart data to push for face mask mandates. Sure, that happened. So what? Move on with your life. Sure, dentists are now saying, and we're going to, we are going to talk about this tomorrow,

I'm going to see what the numbers are. for tomorrow on chewing the fat but I want to leave you with this okay dentists three out of four denters recommend a mask mouth it's possible

that you wearing a mask every day could now suffer from decaying teeth receding gums and bad breath dentists are saying or they're fearing they're not you know so they're just they're fearing they're

not saying they're fearing that wearing masks all the time we're setting ourselves up for harmful dental problems like those suffered from meth addicts and they are now treating patients already with mask mouth so be careful be careful be careful That you know what? I'm going to leave you with that. Just be careful. I don't see any numbers in the story to break down for you. So, you know, I'll look it up and see if there are actually numbers to the mask mouth. But if dentists are fearing that you could suffer from mask mouth, all I'm saying is on behalf of two in the fat. Be careful. Be careful. Okay. And I'll leave you with this. I wanted to thank, I wanted to thank Terry for sending me an email with her morning picture this morning, talking about opposite day. She had a picture of the chewing the fat with Jeff Fisher coffee mug in front of skinny coffee. Thanks for listening.

You may have heard of the sex cult nexium and the famous actress who went to prison for her involvement, Alison Mack. But she's never told her side of the story until now. People assume that I'm like this pervert. My name is Natalie Robamed. And in my new podcast, I talked to Allison to try to understand how she went from TV actor to cult member. How do you feel about having been involved in bringing sexual trauma at other people? I don't even know how to answer that question.

Allison after Nexium from CBC's Uncover is available now on Spotify.