Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 44 | Testicleless Millennials vs. Birth Strike

Episode Date: March 6, 2019

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Okay, this story ticks me off. I want to start today. I don't know yesterday we started off with something good or at least started off something good. I don't even remember. I don't even remember. But this story ticks me off. All right. So a Florida travel insurance company has awarded a Georgia high school teacher $10,000.

But why? I mean, good for her. Right? Good for her. But the reason that they gave her the 10 grand is because she read the fine print in a policy she purchased. All right. So they hit a secret prize inside the fine print. That's legit.

The first person who emails this address wins $10,000. And she was reading the fine print and she was, oh, oh. And she emails up, she's the first one. I will say it started on February 11th. So, you know, it was almost a month. So less than a month, actually. It's awesome. What's the product?

Called Squaremouth. I mean, who does? I subscribe to that magazine. Yeah, I love SquareMoth. Oh, I mean, it's square. Oh, you got the Mac. I get the app. Oh, you got the Mac.

I get the magazine. Yeah. I love Square Mount. But I didn't read the fine print, obviously. Oh, I didn't read it. I just scrolled and then accept. Plus, they're going to give away another $5,000 to two schools where she teaches for the literacy program. That's awesome.

I mean, that's great. It is. It is great. And you're mad because. Now I have to read the fine print. All right, under Crime Done Wrong. Maybe, you know, the header Crime Done Wrong. Maybe you need to get a new gig.

This is a lighthearted crime. But an Ohio library says that a 1968 copy of Life magazine with the Beatles on the cover has been returned by a borrower who apologized for stealing it as a kid. He also sent $100 with the mag. And he's saying, someone named Brian, saying that he's sorry and he stole it when he was a little kid and he's still feeling bad. so he returned it with $100. Now, the fines, they capped their late fees at $100 for the library because if it was, if it was added up over the years, 50 years,

it would have been $1,800. I would say, Brian, keep the magazine. Okay? Now, the only problem with that is it's possible that he couldn't sell it because it may have had like the library stickers on it. it that they put on, like inside the cover and stuff? Yeah. It gives it that marking of it's belonged to Bill's library or in a butman fish library.

It's a real library. You can look it up someday. The, uh, may not even be, might even be a thing anymore. But it was there once. With a little, with a little sticker on it. So if you went to sell it. Uh, uh, uh, uh, so that's why I felt bad. Because the library is now going to hang it up and prominently display it with saying that we killed Brian.

This is what happens when you steal things from this library. We get it back and you die. Heading crime done wrong. A forgery operation produced over 10,000 fake documents, even more. Fascinating. So located in an apartment in Oregon, this operation revealed for the first, first time in a federal court document. They had a small town.

They created all kinds of documents, drivers license, social security cards. An amazing, amazing thing. The thing is they also found stored digital photos of more than 4,000 customers. Crime done wrong. So now we know who you are. Good luck. God bless. But what got them?

What busted them? Well, they were being looked at. for a few years because they thought something is fishy with this guy and they're doing something they're doing something not right but then

but they weren't quite sure and then this person decided that they wanted to get into the meth business and sell a bunch of meth and so they got arrested for attempting to sell a meth anphetamine bad

bad plan So now they're looking at just getting the sentence for the meth. They're not even worried about the forgery. They're like, oh, man. The forgery, he gets 15 years and $250,000 fine. But the drug conviction, I mean, the meth that he's selling, he gets, it's actually kind of amazing. Life in prison, 10-year mandatory, $10 million fine. Ouch.

You should have stuck to the Social Security. cards, my friend. Hey, nobody got time for that. You should have stuck to the Social Security cards, no doubt. Still under the heading of crime done wrong. Police pull over a van for a routine search. Now, this is in Europe. All right, this is in England,

and so I guess you get pulled over for routine searches. So I don't want to live there. I'm glad I'm living here. Because if I get pulled over, no, you can't out-search my car. I know if they have probable cause, they're going to search it and you're going down. I got it. So they pull this van over for a routine search, whatever that is. And they found a million pounds in cash.

Amazing. Pounds, that's and like, wait? Oh, my God. Can you? No, it's pounds. Stop. I know he's embarrassing, too. He embarrasses himself sometimes asking questions like that.

you know what we're done I don't I need some music all right so we say over and over again the rule of the rule from this podcast is remember and I want you to always remember this just because somebody comes up to you with the camera and a microphone doesn't mean you have to speak are you sure yes it's not a law you have a whole wall here of things that people have said we absolutely do I know okay but what about just because hello it's winter nope she didn't have to do that are you sure or?

I heard it on the news. And I said it was ridiculous, man. That's it. Now, she wanted to. Oh, she wanted to. And so did, hello, it's winter. She said they're putting a camera and a microphone on my face. You got it.

Okay. Or what about this one? Well, I woke up to go give me a cold pop. Then I thought somebody was barbecue. See, she wanted. I said, oh, Lord, Jesus, it's a father. There's a difference. Then I ran out.

I didn't grab no shoes or nothing, Jesus. I ran for my life and then the smoke got me I got bronchitis ain't nobody got time for that See now those examples are bad examples because those people wanted to do that

Oh they did want to do that But they do lead me to the rule That says when someone puts a camera And a microphone in your face You do not have to talk Oh you do not talk No you do not But these people talk

And we're going to have to get some examples Because there are a couple That I witnessed That I've witnessed Where you go Dude, stop talking. We'll do those next week. So we can put them on the wall.

Stop talking. What are you doing? And that led me to the rule of just because they're in front of your house. You talk to them. They have cameras, they have microphones. You come outside and you talk to them. You do not have to speak to. No, you do not.

Okay. So I get confused. Well, and that's what happens, right? And then people come out and start speaking and make fools themselves. They should not do that. Now, remember at UC Berkeley, the kid came up and punched the Trump kid. No, I don't remember that. Not long ago.

Are you sure? Because that was not covered in any news cycle. Really? Yeah, it was not. That was everywhere. No, you're talking about the Indian guy with a drum, and he, he, that's what you're talking about, right? The Covington kids. No, not that one.

Now, this was at UC Berkeley in California. And the Trump kid, free speech kid was on the campus. And then the guy, who we now know is Zach. Greenberg because they found him and arrested him, came up and punched him in the face. No, because how does this happen here? This is this MAGIC country. So one of the things that I love about this is that they're coming from court. All right. So he's got his attorney there, Alana Cooper Smith. Now, Atlanta is, I don't know if she's public appointed or if the guy got this attorney through his parents or a friend, but I like

her because she's a great attorney and she told him to shut the F up. You do not speak. and he if you watch if you watch if you see the video we have the video we're going to play for them on the podcast when you hear the audio you're going to see the video as well yes he is dying to speak so bad he does not know the doing the fat rule of just because that camera microphone is there don't that you do not have to speak because he believes he has to speak and he wants too bad

but he doesn't I'll give him credit for that he does it because he does know that if he speaks he's going down hard because he's already I mean He's already guilty, right? We already know he's guilty. What? I don't have it. So they come out of the courtroom today.

Here they come. And the press is there, man. They are on it. Mr. Greenberger counsel, any thoughts at this time about the punch and the charge? Greenberger counsel? And Sheila. Pleaded not guilty. You're anything you want to say for yourself at this point.

You could direct the microphone to my way. Right? I'm the one that's speaking. Well, I've just gotten the case or this investigation is beginning. See, pause that. That's what I'm saying. She's like, she doesn't really even know him. right she doesn't know anything about him really she does about the case but does i heard him or

help him he'll let her finish a few remarks uh mr greenberg is a 28 year old man he was using the library at uc berkeley to study he has a clean record okay stop so he's 28 28 at a college yes using the library to study yes okay okay i realize that many people um observing this case are in constitutional freedom. And, yeah, it's called free speech outside of the college. Constitutional freedom is the presumption of innocence, due process of law. What? I told you.

What? He said guilty. He's not guilty. I know. That's where I was headed. Keep that finger. Don't point that finger somewhere else is what you need to do. Okay.

The people watching the podcast don't need to see you with you, what your little bougie little finger pointed at me. But that's my point, right? Is there if they've turned it around, right? We've gone from you're guilty, the Me Too movement. You're guilty no matter what. And we're saying innocent before proven guilty. Innocent before proven guilty?

Hello. On all of it. Cabana. Kavanaugh. Weinstein? Weinstein can't even have an attorney. Spacey? I don't even have an attorney.

Kevin Spacey. Can't even have an attorney. Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson's dead. Can't even have a grave. We're digging him up, man. We're going to dig him up. Seriously.

O.J. Simpson? OJ went to OJ went to prison He's good He's covered He may not Goh Cozby Yeah Cosby

But he's in jail too And he got it So you gotta go With some people That didn't actually Weren't found guilty In the court of law The guy that was supposed

To do the Oscars Yeah Kevin Hart Juicy Smolette Right But he's another one That they claim Innocent And Tell Proving Guilty right

But we have video Of this douche punching this kid let her finish due process in a courtroom not on social media or the internet with those remarks

now now what's fascinating after this she gets asked another question and she answers it but we're getting at one point in here one of these questions she's like

ooh I don't know the answer to that one no further comments at this time thank you very much was he a student at he was using the library he is a student he is not a student at UC Berkeley. Stop. Oh, she knows that though.

Oh, hold on. Hold on. I missed this. It was a great question. It was a great question because she ended it. And then she, instead of walking away, she went for this, she let him stay for the other question.

That was a bad move. Do we need to put an addition to our rule? If you do talk, yes. If you say you're done, you walk away. And you walk away. Once you say, there's no more questions. after the no further questions because they can ask them all they want well we'll learn about

Trump what happens when he's done with a press briefing hey mr. Trump what does he do done it's over listen to the shoe and the fat he knows our rules he is a student um elsewhere oh interesting okay go ahead he former either a you know doctoral researcher researcher or some kind of a employee at cal prior to the current she doesn't know this I do not know the answer to that this time yes she just And can you tell us about this motion why you wanted it sealed and why you wanted the probable cause statement sealed? Not at this time. No, we're not talking about that. Okay, that's it.

I just found it fascinating that we've turned it around, innocent until proven guilty. And I love the fact that we know more questions at this time. Get one more question. She answers it and it's a bad one. She should not have answered it. She should have gone with her gut, which he said no further comment. No, we've done no more questions at this time. Let's go.

What is he a student at the university? I said no further comment. At the doctorate. No, no for the doctor. Right. And keep going. We're done. See later.

You don't even have to be a bitch or a dick or whatever you are. You don't have to be that kind of person. You just, we're done, right? That's your job to be the bitch or the dick. As an attorney, that's your job. No, that is your job. We learned that from Ochopples. Thank you.

We learned that. And so when you say you're done, you're done, let them ask but don't answer. Let them ask but don't answer. Do the Trump. But is he a student. So he's 28 years old. Not a student there. Not a student, but he's studying.

At the library. Right. Ellis. Thank you. Welcome. Rib shot. All right, that's it. I was just putting on a little concert for you.

Thank you. All right. Let's go to the break room. All right? I just go, just got down with the show. Let's go to the break room. Get a drink with Coke Zero.

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As soon as we know our new sponsor, you'll know. Okay. We picked up. Okay. Thanks for holding. All right. So. Also, long run.

Concert. I forgot about this. Yeah. I know I did too. As soon as you took a stupid thing. All right. So we had a listener tweet us and say, hey, would you guys taste test this? So I got to do a spoon segment on chewing the fat?

We do. All right. So this is Coca-Cola. orange vanilla. Yes. Now we did cover the new flavors from Coca-Cola and Coca-Cola Zero when they first was announced. All right.

So now we have a bottle of Coca-Cola orange vanilla. And we each actually, this is how good we are here at this program. Okay. This is the budget we have. Chris and I are not sharing one bottle. No. We each have our own glass of ice with Coca-Cola orange vanilla going in that glass. That's hold.

Oh, that sounds awesome. All right, here we go. Coca-Cola, orange, vanilla. Only 240 calories per bottle. Nutrition facts. Total fat, zero. Except for the person that's holding the bottle. Sodium, 55 milligrams.

Total carbs, 65 grams. Total sugar, 65 grams of sugar in this bottle of Coke. Woo. That's a... But what's that total sugar, $65, including 65 grams, add a sugar? so it's 129% What is all that?

You know what sugar's in this bad boy? That's why Coca-Cola zero sugar, man. This is going to sugar me out. All right, orange vanilla, Coca-Cola. All right, here we go. I don't taste that. Yeah, it's there. Very vanilla.

Electric taste of Coca-Cola zero, orange vanilla. I know you got the big guy stuff full of sugar, but. Okay. All right, tell you what we're going to do. Hold on. Set this glass over here

because I want to drink straight right. I'm going to drink it right out of the bottle. Put some air on your chest. So there's no ice. Yeah, a little bit stronger coming straight from the bottle. Good, though. Pretty good. A bunch of the Coca-Cola orange is good with no sugar.

This is probably a little bit more orangey. It's not bad. I'll bring more flavors. So the concert today was brought to you by Coca-Cola orange vanilla. You're welcome. I wish we would have had the April 14th Game of Thrones. comes back on. Those of you that listening to this podcast know that I do Talking Walking Dead once a week.

And on Mondays, you get two podcasts. You get Talking Walking Dead and you get Chewing the Fat. You don't have to listen. If you don't like walking dead, don't listen to the Walking Dead podcast. You still have to download it, but you don't have to listen to it. I mean, that's the law. I don't have a, look, it's a podcast law. I don't, I got nothing to do with the laws.

We enforce it. That's all. Yeah. So, but I'm excited for Game of Threat. to start up again, April 14th. And there's a new, I mean, they've got a trailer, the new trailer just dropped yesterday, which was great.

And they're tweeting like mad with who's going to take over the throne. And they talk to you. It's so cool. They did tweet me back. All they, I mean, it's just the verified Twitter accounts is all they're talking to, Chris. But the, yeah, but we talked that,

that doesn't mean anything anymore. Well, at this time it still does. No, no, no. If they're replying to me, Game of Thrones is verified and they're replying to me that's verified, that's who they care about. You know what I hate to? I hate when you talk to this blue chip and you know, you help them, be like, hey, you should follow this person. And then you follow them and you say, hey, follow this person. Now, a good rule of thumb for social media, Twitter, Facebook, Instagram is when that happens, you expect the follow back.

I expect the follow back. Especially if we connected, I don't know, in a drive to a hotel. And we... Sorry. You just used an example. I just used an example. Yeah. I drove you out of my way to take the hotel.

I gave you a shout out and... Did your Twitter account? You did this? No, no, no. My friend, he did this. He was telling me. No, no, yes. A friend, he said he took her to the hotel.

They bonded. They talked. They gave him a couple of recommendations. He gave her a shout out. She just said, oh, thank you, X-O. Wow. Now, let me answer this question. Is she verified?

She is verified. Is your friend verified? He's very upset about that. Yeah. Well, A, he's probably upset that he's not verified. But B, you're not going to follow back. Really? If the blue check mark looked, well, hey, thanks.

Appreciate it. Even though this. If you were a blue check mark, man. Even though this non-verified person was doing a favor. Yeah, I know. She said thanks. She did say thanks. You told the story.

I listened to your story. She said thanks. She did. To your friend. Yes. And she quote tweet him and said, So you got that? Her audience saw it?

I didn't get that. I didn't get that. Her audience saw that. Yeah, they did. Yeah. So you're welcome. What do you want? Not verified Twitter account person?

All right. We're in the break. Anyway, I was I was talking about Game of Thrones. Oreos has got a new Game of Thrones package out, which is I want to have the Game of Thrones Oreos bad. And I can't wait for the Game of Thrones Oreo commercials. You know, like the Bud Light commercials we had during the Super Bowl. So cool.

Can't wait to see it. It's going to be really. cool. Sad news coming from this millennial. Well, he doesn't think it's sad. I think it's sad. In fact, this story I'm going to wait till the end now because I've got another story that goes with this one. Well, I'm going to do two stories at the end of the break room

today that are millennial idiocy sadness. That's my hashtags for that. Millennial idiocy sadness. Which long of the break room, we can talk about the New York subway system. In the subways, they have the newsstands and the people work there and you get magazines and sodas and candies. Now, I will say this about it as I thought about it more. They are the one subway stand that used to be right by where we would take the train

barely was open. You know, like you'd come down early in the morning and the girl or the guy is just not there. They're supposed to be there at six because some mornings they were there but other mornings like that, you know, nobody was cracking the whip for them to get there on time. So if you were looking forward to getting a soda for the ride into, say, I don't know, Penn Station, you're out of luck. Because then you've got to go back all the way back up into the station, into the shop in the station, which is backed up.

No, thank you. Do you miss that? Sometimes. Sometimes. The only reason I miss it is because of the ride, the train ride. I got a lot of, I got all kinds of work done. All kinds of work done and coming home, got all kinds of work on social media stuff done

so that when you're home, you're home. I did like that. But by Friday, a train ride is a monster man. It's not bad. You know, by Friday you're so happy it's Friday, and it's Friday morning at 601 Express rolls in and you're into Penn Station.

It's Friday, and then by Friday afternoon, you're not looking forward to the... You want to leave early, but if you leave two or three, you still have, then you have to take the long train, which makes all the stops. So it takes longer to get back into Trent, into Pennsylvania, because, I mean, we lived in Pennsylvania.

So instead of... Well, you worked in New York. Instead of an hour, I know. Thank you. So instead of taking, you know, an hour in 10, you'd take an hour and 40. So you either leave early and take the hour and 40 and just live with it. You just want to get the hell out of the city. You want to get on the train.

Let's go. Which usually happens. you just put the headphones on and you're just going to go it's Friday let's just go let's get out of the city or you wait a little bit longer and take the first express

that 310 Express or whatever and get out of there so you know it just depends on how you felt but apparently they're taking away the newsstands in the subways now they've realized

they're using the excuse nobody's buying anything from these things anymore but why are you putting in vending machines then put some new tile down, let people walk where it was. Putting it in vending machines, apparently you're thinking they're going to buy something. Maybe, I don't know, you lower the price of what you're selling at these newsstands.

Instead of charging the newsstand guy $8 million a year to have his newsstand, so he has to charge you $4 for a baby Ruth candy bar. Maybe you drop the price a little bit and people will start buying some of the stuff. But I digress. And good news from the FDA. If you, Chris, this is for you. If you suffer from depression. So I know you like to tell us that you like to tell us that you suffer from these things. I do.

Depression. I know you. I know you like to tell us that you suffer from these. I'm a veteran. I got hurt while I was in the service. And I'm disabled. Oh my God. Sure.

You're going to edit that out. I will not allow that on this podcast. There's no one. I will not allow this on this. are not disabled. I've shown you my paper. Oh, my God. I don't care.

You had an explosive device go off in the same country you were in, and now you're handicapped. That's, there's a problem with that. That's what's wrong with America right there. This is for you, though. I was thinking of you with this, because the U.S. FDA is now going to, it's okay for people to use ketamine for depression. and you know you're a little special K

and the people would use it special K for Isn't that a club drug? Yes it is. Yes it is. You know, it's funny you say that because I just turned down an interview request for your show

because they want to talk about that saying how they should not be doing that. I believe that. I believe that. It does not surprise me. But look, we're at the point now where a lot of people think

we should just legalize the drugs anyway, right? Legalize them all. Didn't that country do it and they were fine? there's been a couple places that have done it I mean it's a it's a questionable thing but I think we're we're pretty close to that

I mean we've we've lost the battle there's no battle on marijuana well haven't they said that marijuana is a gateway drug so we legalize marijuana open it up you know what I mean just make it legal I hear the headlines that I see about you know fentanyl bust

enough to kill two million people Well, yeah, but it was also enough to have four or five million people be without pain. So I realized that it was a black market fentanyl being made by the cartels. I'm with you. I'm with you. Don't look at me like that. I got it. But it's the twist of the headline, right?

Instead of there's enough fentanyl to have people be without pain, I don't know, during heart surgery. Or rather than say that, we say that's enough to kill people. I just it's just this the headline just drives you know if you're in pain you have to get relief factor you should not be on fentanyl or or it's really factor relief factor dot com 1995 for three we start a pack that's correct many people are are on relief factor this company yeah and 70% of those people reorder relief factor so give it a shot it's worth giving it I mean nobody wants to walk around with the fentanyl patch on no But if you're one of those people that don't want to walk around with a fentanyl patch on all day,

Reliefactor.com. Reliefactor.com. All right, this is where we're at in America today. These two stories. One story from America. One story from the United Kingdom. I've got some audio for you from the United Kingdom, but you know that it's here as well. You know that it is.

First story, Bernie Sanders. And I know that, you know, this is, I started out with Bernie Sanders and I say, hey, that's political. What are you talking about? That is political. I know. I know. I know. I know.

I know. I know. I know. I know. I'm making an exception. Just because people have been raising money for the Bernie Sanders campaign. They've donated their entire student loans to the Bernie Sanders campaign. People have taken out multiple mortgages to give.

money to the Bernie Sanders campaign. It is actually a little frightening. There are numerous millennials who have sold their organs, kidneys, liver parts, skin grafts, gallons of blood to give money to the Bernie Sanders campaign. And Jared Michelle, 28 from NYU, my heart is set and my mind is. made up. Bernie's promises will make our country into what our founding fathers envisioned. First, I'd like to say, no, Jared, you don't have no idea what you speak of, but I'll

continue. I already donated my life savings to the Bernie 2020 campaign, but I wanted to donate more. Since I don't have any personal property and I work a minimum wage job. Wait, wait, wait, hold on. This person does not have what? I'm sorry? Any personal property and he works a minimum wage job. About right.

He's already donated his life savings, which I'm sure was massive. I'm sorry, this sounds like a sad story. I think you've got to give it. He thinks that he's happy, but... Oh, okay. I thought he was, like, you know, pleading because I feel more like this. You know, like, you just need a little set or in the background. You just want to play sad music.

We read that story again because I'm touched. My heart is set. My mind is made up. Bernie's promises will make our... country into what our founding, I can't even say founding. That's the twice I've said that. Start again. Play the music again. We'll edit that out post. My heart is set. My mind is made up. Bernie's promises will make our country into what our founding fathers envisioned.

I'd like to pause here just for a second and tell you that no, it won't, Jared. No, son, it says, son, you're thinking the wrong thing. I digress. I already donated my life savings to the Bernie 2020 campaign. But I wanted to donate more. I don't have any personal property. I don't, and I only work a minimum wage job. I sold both my testicles for $10,000 each. And donated it all to Bernie's campaign.

That took a turn. I'm a little sore, but I know it will be worth it in the end. So testicles millennial are voting for Bernie Sanders. That's the Democratic Party there. Beta males. So there's a couple of women on a television program in the United Kingdom who are possibly friends with Jared who donated his testicles for 10,000 inch to give to Bernie Sanders campaign. They might have them. They're not going to use them, though, because they're part of a group called.

Birth strike. Now, birth strike program is a fascinating program. So they kill birds? Birth. Oh, birth. Birth. I think they said bird. B-I-R.

Okay. T-H-Strike. S-T-R-I-K-E. The striking, the birth. Strike. Got it. Birth. Strike.

So abortion. No. Oh, no. Our planet isn't a, kind of collapse, the natural world is collapsing around us and that's actually happening right now. In front of everyone. And I'm so disappointed by the response by authorities to this crisis. I love how seven of us are saying.

I love how the difference between the United Kingdom, I will say this, the difference between United Kingdom and the United States, and it's coming to the U.S. soon. They, whenever they speak of the government, authorities. That's a big difference. our government screw you you are not the authorities this week and so freaked out by it

everything that I've read yeah it's everywhere I basically last year I came to the decision that what are we sorry sorry I mean give me a second no just play

couldn't bring a child into that and I was asking around people that I well yeah a little bit out on Facebook and realize oh there's more people like me out on Facebook, Glenn, so it's okay.

Yes, so we realized it was really, really important. Yeah, really important. To tell the public that there are people out there that are so scared about this that they feel that they can't actually have a family. I don't. And you have come to the same conclusion else? Yeah, I have. We talked on Facebook.

I mean, each day for me is a struggle. I really do just, I'm so depressed. I feel so hopeless. And it's a special K. You know, I'm reading. Just in the last couple of months even, you know, insect numbers are plummeting so fast. It's now set into collapse of nature that we're losing biodiversity. We're not losing, we're destroying biodiversity so quickly that that threatens our food.

And the UN have said that that could lead to the risk of our own extinction. David Attenborough going on TV to say the collapse of civilization could come from this. I know that is so hard to really sit with and take it. But I have done that. and that has led to just a fear that I've never felt before. And my decision for being on birth strike mostly has come from not wanting to pass that fear onto someone else. If we're in this situation now, even since my parents had me, we've destroyed 60% of life on this planet. What would that be like when my child's my age?

Wait a second. How old are you? Even if you're that, we have not, baby. Sit sugar pie. Come here, baby. Come here. I know you're a little upset. I get, I'm a little upset.

A little depressed. I know, baby. But listen, if you keep talking like that, there's no guy going to want to have a baby with you ever. Okay, so you need to stop talking like that. I'm thinking like, here's some special okay, go out and party. Have a little fun, okay? Second, baby, come here.

Remember, baby. Those facts are not facts. It's okay, baby. And we lost a few extra bugs. More will be around. Well, more are coming. That's what bugs do. They show up.

It's funny that way. Oh, we are doomed. Even since my parents had me, we've destroyed 60% of life on this planet. What would that be like when my child's might, will there be 10% left? That's not just to do with being, you know, in nature of what a life enthusiast like I am. That's actually, that's dangerous as well. it on Facebook and there were people who disliked me who were depressed and worried about the world. We can't have babies.

That's why I joined birth strike. Thankfully, there's guys like Jared who have cut off his testicles, so I don't have to worry about it. Oh, God. We lost 60% of the global, what was it? 60% of the... What did we lose? We lost 60% of... I'm sorry, I forgot what we lost.

Even since my parents had me, we've destroyed 60% of life on this planet. 60% of life on this planet! No, baby. Come here, honey. Who's that? Come here, a little baby. No, honey, we have, look around.

We have not. I can't, we're done. I can't, seriously, we are. I don't want to hear any music. We are done. No, baby. We have, look around, all right? Nothing is missing 60%.

Okay, maybe we lost a few bees. Maybe we lost a few bugs. Dinosaurs. We lost 100% of the dinosaurs. Sorry, yeah, we did. We did lose 100% of the dinosaurs. But other animals grew. That's kind of the thing that happens.

But one thing I will say that I'm happy about is that you will not be having children. Most likely, Jared is not going to be their father. Thank you. Jesus.