Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 443 | Screenshot Saturday

Episode Date: August 15, 2020

Here we go! Jeffy got bored and decided to record what he calls 'Screenshot Saturday.' This is where he shows you via his podcast the screenshots he took on his phone. I guess you can say, Enjoy? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Special Saturday edition of Chewing the Fat. How in the World. I just kind of wanted to do a screenshot Saturday. I talked about this a little bit on one of the shows this past week. And as I was going through the screenshots on my phone, I mean, I take a bunch of them and, you know, I screenshot everything that I think is, you know, that it's interesting. I want to go back.

want to look at it. It's, you know, you, okay, so I'm a weirdo. I get it. Some days I just wake up and I want to, you know, I start going back to see what I screenshoted that the last couple days to remind me of things. And I thought, well, it'd be kind of fun to go through and see what's there because right now, as of this time on my phone, I have 723 screenshots under the screenshot file. Now, ever so often, I go and save them to, a hard drive just to have them. I don't know. I can't even, I don't think I've ever even gone back to the hard drive and looked what's there.

You know, maybe someday it'll be a, it'll be a book. Hey, screenshots from the past. Or it'll be a YouTube show where you can, I'll show them to you, something. But for now, I just thought maybe we'd hang out for a few minutes. And it might be a couple of shows. I might have screenshots Saturday for a couple of Saturdays in a row to get through these. I was just kind of scrolling through them, just. see, you know, there's some that are, you take a screenshot of something that you want to

edit down to post on Twitter or Facebook or Instagram or Parlor, which, by the way, you can follow me on those particular social media sites. Instagram, Facebook, and Parlor is Jeff Fisher Radio. Twitter is at Jeffie JFR. So you can follow me there. At your leisure. And you might as well go and subscribe to the. podcast. If you're listening to this right now and you're not a subscriber to the podcast,

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Pause the podcast right now. I'll give you a second. Okay. And now you've subscribed to everything and you followed me on all the platforms and we're good to go, right? All right. So we'll go through. I went all the way back to the 723rd image in my screenshot. And we'll just kind of start scrolling through what was there.

Ooh, I don't want to talk about that one. There's a picture. I have a couple of screenshots of news stories when my son was playing for the New England Patriots. I got his headshot from the Patriots. You know, the Patriots team mugshot photo with the jersey. And then there's also a news story from Foxborough with him and in the shot with another offensive lineman at spring training, you know, practicing. So, you know, just a little nice heartwarming. of when he was there at the Patriots before he got injured.

Then I have, I save a lot of these, a lot of Instagram posts and Twitter posts that, you know, remind me of things like this one that says pregnancy centers give diapers, formula, clothes, monetary assistant, housing employment, counseling, adoption referrals, parenting classes. Then a big red line. Abortion clinics, kill your child and send you home with cheap condoms. Tell us again, who's anti-woman? And this particular comic strip, and it's just a one square comic strip that I laugh every time I see. It's one of my favorite cartoons.

I may get it blown up and just put it into a frame so I can hang it somewhere so I can see it more often than I do on my phone. it's a picture of a tree limb and you see the you see the tree off to the side and the tree limb is there and there's two birds and one bird is got the tree limb bent way down and that bird is overweight and the one bird up on the top of the tree limb says how's your diet doing in the in the window and the bird that has the tree limb bent all the way down the overweight bird. His comment is, fuck you. Makes me laugh every time. I don't know. It's just hilarious to me.

Oh, here's a picture that my wife hates of me. It's a picture of a thousand years ago when I was, when I was, man, I don't even, I was, you know, a thousand years ago. I was in front of my Mazda Arix. seven that I had love that car and I've got you know the white

sport jacket on the white tie the sunglasses the short hair the cigarette in the hand the white shoes the black pants I was I might add happening at least I thought I was really really I wasn't another cartoon

a couple sitting at a table I feel like everybody's podcasting and nobody's pod listening it's a little friendly reminder and I thank you you for pod listening. Thanks to my podcasting. Then I have, how many,

how many screenshots do I have? One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. Looks like nine screenshots. Oh, there's nine different screens because this is the Facebook articles about, uh, clicking on stories that are fake news. And they wanted to go through the help center. and it goes through to explain to you

how to report fake news and it goes through and how to report fake stories and learn how they do it. Yeah, that's nice of them, I thought. It's real nice of them, isn't it? I know. I know. Thanks Facebook for that.

I know. I know. And then I have a screenshot of, oh, the Blaze's radio website. that has when I started doing the Blaze Radio show at 9 a.m. instead of 6 a.m. I was doing the early morning Blaze Radio show for a while, and then we moved the show to 9 to noon. And the schedule showed 9 a.m. the Jeff Fisher show, F-I-S-C-H-E-R show, which obviously it's F-I-S-H-E-R. So, you know, I screenshotted that and said, hey, you spelled my name wrong on the website.

Get it right. Okay? And, you know, I thought was real nice of them. And then I have a screenshot of a reminder. It's a little, you know, success reminder that has the screen broken in half. And it has one half. It says millionaire with the list below it, and the other has broke with the list below it. And it talks about millionaire underneath the millionaire.

Read daily, set goals. Compliment. Embrace change. Forgive. Talk about ideas. Continuously learn. Take responsibility for their failures. Underneath broke.

Watch TV daily. Never set goals. Criticize. Fear change. Hold grudges. Talk about people. Think they know it all. blame others for their failures.

I know which side I'm on. I definitely know what side I'm on. You can choose your side. No problem. And then I have a screenshot of a sign from a park on 4th of July. And it says 4th of July park rules. No generators, propane grills, no tents and shelters. Police will be conducting searches of bags and coolers for reasons of public safety.

no alcoholic beverages at any time, no personal fireworks, including novelty fireworks and sparklers, no dogs or pets allowed all day. Skate Park, basketball courts, tennis courts, and Kids Cove will close at 7 p.m. The entire park is under video surveillance.

And that is, under the caption, Enjoy Your Freedom. I think we've all come to enjoy our freedom these last few months. Have we not? I think so. And then we have, you know, six ethics of life. These are all just screenshots.

It's screenshot Saturday on chewing the fat. Just going through my screenshots, seeing what's there, I thought I'd share them with you. One says six ethics of life. Before you pray, believe. Before you speak, listen. Before you spend, earn. Before you write, think. Before you quit, try.

Before you die, live. See, it's just a thing. Just a thing. This is the thing. And then right after that, I have the screenshots over. They were back-to-back screenshots. 5 a.m. the hour when legends are either waking up or going to bed.

I know what time I get up, so it kind of hurts. And then I have a cartoon that is two birds. Two birds, obviously flying in the sky. And one bird has the, has the glasses on, the Oculus glasses on. And the caption is, It's like I'm actually walking. I love the, it's got the VR.

It's just so funny. It's just struck me funny, which is why I screenshot it. I know, I know. And then I have a screenshot of under the caption, saw the craziest rock formation. And there's a picture of the rock.

Chris Rock and Kid Rock in the same picture. So it's kind of just kind of cute, you know. And then I have one of the Obama record, which is there just to remind me ever so often about the great Barack Obama record, and it has a long list of his record. Economic Depression averted longest streak of job growth on record, 11 million new jobs created,

20 million more Americans insured, deficit cut by over 800 billion exports up by 28% corporate properties up by 144%. Stock market nearly tripled, middle class tax cuts preserved, American auto industry saved, Wall Street reform enacted, oil and natural gas production at an all-time high, solar and wind power at an all-time high, reliance on foreign oil at 40-year low, graduation rates at an all-time high, no child left behind replaced. Pell Grants doubled, new federal student loan payment plan, new Consumer Financial Protection Bureau, new mortgage refinance program, new patients bill of rights, newly protected lands and waters, new limits on carbon pollution, new arms control in Russia and

Syria, Iranian nuclear program curtailed, U.S. Cuba diplomacy restored, torture banned, Osama bin Laden, dead, U.S. boots in Iraq and Afghanistan reduced, don't ask, don't tell, repealed, education and job opportunities for veterans, health care for 9-11 heroes, equal benefits for married gay couples, deferred action for dreamers, Lily Ledbetter, Fair Pay Act. Those are just a list of the Obama record. Now, if I were so inclined at this point, and I'm not being political, I know today is the longest thing, the farthest thing away I want to be from political, but if I were so inclined, I may go down that list and, did. disagree and show you, you know, exactly the truth behind what they're calling the Obama record.

But, hey, we're not going to do that, right? And then I have a screenshot of the event, a great event, an evening with President Bill Clinton and the Honorable Hillary Clinton. And that was going to be right down the road from. the Mercury Studios in November of last year, many of those shows were canceled. Very disappointing. That show never happened. I really wanted to, really wanted to go to that. All right, I know the break room is closed on Saturday, but go ahead and get something to drink

or finish, you know, sipping your coffee if you're still drinking coffee or something ice cold, chilled from the refrigerator. Mmm. So good. So it's screenshot Saturday. Welcome to it. We are not even a third of the way through the 700 plus screenshots. And I'm kind of scrolling through them.

I kind of want to go in order from the 723rd on up to what I took yesterday. But I have a list of being admitted to a lunatic asylum in West Virginia in 18. So they have a list of reasons for admission between 1864 and 1889. And it's a huge list of just infomania, opium habit, overaction of the mind, overstudy of religion, overtaxing mental powers, vicious voices. vicious voices, superstition, shooting of daughter. Yeah, that might be a problem. Excessive sexual abuse.

Would that be nympho maniac? Anyway, and the list goes on and on and on. It pretty much would be everyone to go to the lunatic asylum in West Virginia if they wanted you to go. I have a screenshot from a tweet talking about John Conyers' son who was arrested for stabbing his girlfriend. This was, I don't know, a couple years ago, two or three years ago. This is how far back this.

I need to get these on the hard drive. But the story was fascinating to me because John Conyers, who has passed away now from Michigan. But the story about his son and his excuse or story. She pulled the knife on me. She was chasing me. I tried to take it from her. There was a struggle. I pinned her to the wall.

She kept swinging and she cut herself. I hate that when that happens. How many times? Who among us has not been in a fight where the knife has been pulled and you pin them to the wall and they keep swinging and then they stabbed themselves? I know. I know. Here's another screenshot of a great, it's really funny to me. Nativity scene on a budget.

And it's a cardboard box with a pack of camel cigarettes. And then there's four Coca-Cola cans that have names on them. And on the top outside of the cardboard box is a Coca-Cola can that has Angel. on the top. The Jesus Coca-Cola can is laying down

in between Jose and Maria on the Coke cans. Really funny. That's a nativity scene on a budget. And again, this is,

you know, really funny to me. And then I have a, during the big Harvey Weinstein, uh, which is still going on. Oh my gosh. It's been,

It's amazing that that case is Harvey, he's a dirtbag, I know. Be looking at me like that. I got it. But this tweet from Sarah Beattie, who, you know, is pretty filthy, but really makes me laugh sometimes and very adult. But that's when that polar bear commercial picture of the really thin, dying polar bear was making the rounds and you saw. saw it everywhere and you just got some of me it was just so tired of seeing it and she would rather let Harvey Weinstein do something to her rather than see the polar bear picture again. Stop effing posting it.

It's just funny. It's funny to me. It's funny to me. Okay. So that's the way it is. I just, stuff makes me laugh. And if it makes me laugh, then, you know, I kind of save it so I can go back to it. See, like this is a recap of 2017, real Donald Trump.

Summary, 79 golfing trips, 90 million spent on vacations, 3,446 insane tweets, 146 blatant lies, 13 administration resignations, for campaign administration officials indicted for failed attempts to repeal Obamacare. Now, again, if we were going to break that down to actual facts, we could do that. But not going to do it. Just let it lay. That's why it's there is to remind me of to go back and actually look at the facts. This particular tweet from a Twitter account, 1998, in 20 years,

we'll have flying cars, 2018. We literally have to tell people not to eat Tidepods. That's kind of where we're, where we were at in America. And then look where we're, where we're at today. It's just, could have, you know, should have. Maybe not could have, but should have seen where we're at today. Kind of coming. And then I have a picture.

For those of you that are longtime viewers of Blaze TV and, you know, the Glenn Beck program, we had a producer and Pat and Stu show. One of our producers was Natasha, who I still am in touch with, and she's great, and I love her. And she's, you know, a friend of my daughter loves her. Anyway, just Natasha. But there's a picture of Natasha with this mean look on her face. and the tweet is with her picture, that moment when you wished you had called in sick today. And I forget what she was having to do for the show,

but it was, she was not happy about it, that's for sure. And it was just, this is really funny to me, okay? That's a lot of this is, you know,

screenshots, to me, it makes me laugh. And it also, makes me remind me to, you know, go back and actually look up things, like the political ones, the Obama and the Trump ones. It makes me, I want to go back and look at those facts and realize just who's right and, you know, where the lies begin. Fortunately, in today's world, we have the social media companies that are doing that for us. So we don't have to, we don't have to worry

about it. Here's one rules for dating my daughter. Have a job. Be home 30 minutes early. I am everywhere. She's my little princess. Not your score. Understand I don't like you. I do better research

than the FBI. Know your ABC's abstinence, boundaries, curfew. If you pull into my driveway and honk, you'd better be delivering a pizza. I would disagree with that last one. If you pull into my driveway and honk,

that must mean you're backing out and leaving. Even if you're the pizza guy. The pizza guy should be bringing it up to the door as well. So, you know. And then I have a reminder of to the ban gun people. Dear ban gun teenagers, 11 kids die a day from texting and driving. Let's ban yourself.

cell phone too. Also, your car. Well, remember when we were just getting beaten to death with the band gun teenagers. Yes. In fact, I do. And it wasn't fun at all. And then speaking of facts and looking up things in the past, there's one when Billy Graham passed away. Wow. This screenshot was from when 2018 a couple of years ago.

48% this was this was wow talking about how many people knew and saw the Billy Graham Crusades 48% of them of people watched a sermon on TV preached by Billy Graham and I was forced to do that listened to a sermon on the radio preached by Billy Graham 18%.

15% read a book by Billy Graham read a newspaper column by Billy Graham 14% attended a Billy Graham Crusade 11% watched a sermon online preached by Billy Graham 8% none of these 33% not sure

I don't know 5% and I don't know who Billy Graham is 4% I bet you that is that number is even higher now since he's passed away that's that guy was a force was a force

and then there's a list for simple formula for living and you know these I take screenshots of these kind of to remind myself of these although you know I probably should live them it's always good to have these but you know I should probably read this more often well the simple formula for living according to this list

live beneath your means return everything you borrow stop blaming other people. Admit it when you make a mistake. Give clothes not worn to charity. Do something nice. Try to get... Do something nice and try not to get caught. Listen more, talk less.

Every day, take a 30-minute walk. Strive for excellence, not perfection. Be on time. Don't make excuses. Don't argue. Get organized. Be kind to unkind people. Let someone cut ahead of you in line.

Take time to be alone. Cultivate good manners. Be humble. Realize and accept that life isn't fair. know when to keep your mouth shut, go an entire day without criticizing anyone, learn from the past, plan for the future,

live in the present, don't sweat the small stuff, it's all small stuff. See, great list. Great list. I probably should look at that more often and then,

you know, live it, but that is for another day. All right, we'll do a few more, and then, I mean, screenshot Saturday, we'll wrap it up and we'll be, you know, we'll do another screenshot Saturday in the future. We'll do a couple of signs that made me laugh.

Happy Easter, Jew, well, the sign, Christian, happy Easter. Jew, happy Passover, atheist, good luck. Another sign outside of a coffee shop, a yawn is a silent scream for coffee. Yes, it is. I mean, see, though, you can agree with those. And then another cartoon strip that says, Be thankful for what you have. And it's four squares.

And each square is, one is a kid up on a balcony looking down at a guy just walking past the bus stop. And the caption is, he can go wherever he wants. And then the next square is a guy at a bus stop walking and being passed by a guy on a bike,

the caption is, I wish I had a bike. Then the next square is a guy on a bike next to a person in a car, if only I could afford a car. And then the next square is two cars next to each other with the caption, look at that new car.

So be thankful for what you have. Very, very good thought. Ooh, there's a picture of the Chewing the Fat coffee mug, which you can get at shop.blazmedia.com. You can get the Chewing the Fat t-shirt as well. Just saying. You know, it's a screenshot. It's screenshot Saturday.

I'm just telling you what the screenshot is. This from a couple of years ago from at Twitter account, San Francisco is declared street poop capital of America. A new study by the real estate listing website, Realty Hop, declares the California Tech Hub to be the worst place in the U.S. for poop sightings, with 10 times as many as New York and 20 times more than Chicago in 2017. So, congratulations. to San Francisco.

I know they're still holding strong, still trying to keep those numbers up. I'm remembering this story now. And I also remember that who among us hasn't seen poop in those cities? I can honestly say, it's just two out of three. Two out of three.

Yes to New York. Yes to San Francisco. No to Chicago. I have never seen. street poop in Chicago. But definitely New York and San Francisco, which is really kind of sad.

All right, we're about halfway done with a screenshot Saturday. And so, you know, we'll wrap it up and, you know, we'll rejoin my screenshots on another podcast. This, thank you so much for hanging out today. I appreciate it. I'll leave you with the last couple.

One cartoon was, it was Halloween. time and they show a couple standing at their door with the you know with their candy with you know as the kids coming up to the house two kids there's three kids in front of the house one dressed like Batman one dressed like I guess that's a sleeping beauty right or no that's one of those Disney characters they're all the same and then uh one dressed like Hillary Clinton and the husband of the couple at the house turns to the wife and says the girl dressed as Hillary is refusing to go away

and the woman says nice touch you know it's funny don't look at me like that that's funny that's funny I don't care who you are and then I'll leave you with one something I've been wanting to talk about I scrolled all the way up this was this was just from just from the other day

and I've been wanting to talk about it and I love it it's I mean it just it's it's from Madonna and I know Madonna, I get it, you know, I get all the craziness and all the stuff from Madonna, but this was a post from Madonna on her Instagram, and it's a picture of her

in, I'm guessing, either New York or Detroit before she was Madonna, and she's wearing a dirty trench coat. Remember when we all used to have to wear a hundred years ago back in her days in the 70s and 80s, maybe you don't.

You know what? Come to think of it, I never I don't remember it either. But she's wearing an old trench coat that's dirty and she's got a, you know, a neck, handkerchief around her neck. And the caption is, no YouTube, no Vine, know the voice, no American Idol, no Disney, just $35 and a dream.

And then she also writes in one of the comments, no Instagram, Twitter, or TikTok either. meaning that I mean you can do anything if you want to if you have the dream I mean look at she's right at that time and she became

Madonna so there is hope for you to live the American dream if you actually have a dream that you want to live you can still still as of right now it looks dim

but as of right now the American dream still exists they want to take it away from us but it still exists at least I'm telling myself that anyway thanks for listening to screenshot Saturday on chewing the fat

we'll get through them at some point pretty sure we will anyway if you have a favorite screenshot that you'd like to share just email me chewing the fat at the blaze com and you know send me the screenshot and we'll laugh together okay all right talk to you later it was the night before the gathering and all through the house the host rapid cozy cashmere

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