Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 453 | Fat Pile Friday - Don’t drink it! EDITION
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podcast. Welcome to it. It is chewing the fat. This is the Friday edition. Fat Pile Friday. How are you?
And we've got the fat bile is really fat today. So I'm going to try to get through it.
Try to get through the headlines. Try to just make you aware of what's happening. And so you can just
kind of take it easy for the weekend. For those of you listening live on the 28th.
of August 2020.
I start you off with a question that will probably go
unanswered
forever.
It is an excellent question.
It is something that we could do
with the post office boxes that have been removed.
We could put them back, not to put mail in.
And I think, I feel like I've answered.
I think I've said this before, because I know I talked about using the bins
for drones and they're going to, you know, we figured
out to probably be too low as we work through the process, which is what we do.
We work through processes here.
Look, we're trying to get the world smarter, even on Fat Pau Friday.
So the question is, and I saw this question on social media yesterday, and I thought,
well, I've asked that question before, and I don't believe I've even heard an answer yet.
The question is, why are there no biohazard waste bins for used masks and gloves if this virus is so contagious and deadly?
I know.
It's a good question.
Isn't it?
Welcome to chewing the fat.
Okay, okay, this is a warning.
We'll get you started thinking about.
what you're doing will for your children.
All right, the FDA
warned of
alcohol-based sanitizers
being packaged and
sold in containers
that appear
like food or drinks.
That's what you were worried about, right?
I do it.
And so did they.
That's why they were warning everyone
about it. So they're pushing for better
hand hygiene, of course,
to curb the spread of the coronavirus
of the United States. If you haven't heard, it's important to wash your hands 80,000 times a day.
And you probably should have heard that because that's all we were told in the first
three months of this battle with COVID-19. And we continue to hear it as the time pushes on.
But they found that many hand sanitizers look like beer cans, children's food pouches, water bottles,
juice bottles, and vodka bottles. And they say that if you think that that's,
something that you should drink.
You're an idiot!
No, they didn't say that.
I said that.
Some of them were being sold with cartoons for children and had added food flavors such
as chocolate or raspberry.
Really?
Okay, maybe I missed the, hey, here's the chocolate hand sanitizer.
These products could confuse confuse.
These products could confuse consumers into accent.
incidentally ingesting a potentially deadly product.
Yeah, it could if you were actually an idiot.
But I digress.
So they're trying to,
they're trying to make sure that people are aware of it, okay?
Hand sanitizers need to be used if soap and water are not available.
And there has been reports.
Several cases of methanol poisoning,
some even fatal
caused by swallowing
alcohol-based hand sanitizers.
I would like to
actually see those cases.
We may have to dig into that a little bit more.
I know it's Fat Pile Friday,
and we're getting through the headlines,
but I would like to see the fatal cases
that were caused by swallowing
alcohol-based hand sanitizers.
My guess is
there's not a lot.
Because when the
story says several.
Is it two?
Maybe three?
I don't know that we have to be warned about it.
I will say that some of the hand sanitizers that are too
too gooey.
Not gooey.
That's not the right word.
They're too soupy.
Too
luby.
You know what I?
You can quote me on that.
Some of the hand sanitizers are too loobie.
You know, they're wet.
I like the thicker ones, the thicker hand sanitizer.
I have not seen the chocolate ones, so in a chocolate or strawberry ones.
So if those exist, I may have to get those because you never know, I may want to eat them or my children may want to eat them.
Oh my gosh.
Anyway, be careful.
I'm not making fun.
Be careful.
Okay?
It's dangerous out there.
Dangerous.
So I wasn't going to.
I wasn't going to talk about the RNC too much.
Thankfully, it's over.
Oh, my gosh.
It's two weeks of, two weeks of conventions.
Did me in, man.
Did me in.
And now we're going to have, you know, the next 60-some-odd days
until the election just full of this.
And we're hopefully having a debate or two.
Who knows?
They're trying to get Joe Biden out of it.
They're working on it.
trying to get him out of it
because not because he couldn't do it
of course
that's just dumb
what are you drink hand sanitizer
you idiot
it's because Trump lies
oh man
it's not because Biden couldn't do it
I mean you watched Trump last night
Biden don't want none of that
there's no doubt about that
it's just
Trump will do him in
anyway
So, you know, I'm watching.
And Ivanka comes out, and she comes out to I'm still standing by Elton John.
I couldn't believe it.
I could believe.
I figured that's why we heard Lee Greenwood for 80,000 times and loud because Elton's been pretty vocal about,
please don't use my songs.
Don't use my song.
I mean, he, Elton has turned down Trump's invitation to perform at the Annette.
inauguration in 2017.
He signed, remember, the letter with 50 other musicians that asked both parties not to use
their songs without their permission.
So I bet you Ivanka just paid the bill.
Whatever it's going to cost, she just paid the bill.
And it wasn't that long.
So it was just like a one-time use, pay the bill and be done with it.
So they couldn't be in trouble.
You know, Elton could be upset and the world could be upset.
They're playing Elton John.
they're playing Nelson John.
What are they doing?
But, you know, the bill was paid and he got his money.
And so we've moved on.
But remember that, I mean, they had that big, long letter to Republicans and Democrats asking them to stop using our songs without permission.
Because when people, when you walk out on stage, no matter who you are, if they hear one of our songs, they think we're endorsing you.
Well, okay.
The letter should have said.
When you hear the entertainer's song next to a particular candidate,
after you drink hand sanitizer, then you think I'm endorsing the candidate.
Okay.
It's just ridiculous.
But the thing that's killed me about I'm still standing is now the since last night,
all I've added my head,
And it's not even I'm still standing.
It's just the Elton.
I can not get this silly song out of my head.
Okay?
I know.
I know, I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I'd like to tell you that Elton, you know,
sponsors this show and absolutely is a big believer in chewing the fat,
but I can't because he's not that I know of.
that I know of, he's not.
I'm guessing he's not.
I wish he was.
Man, I'm a fan.
I love you, Elton.
I do, man.
Huge fan.
But I'm with you.
I got you.
I got you, dude.
You don't have to,
make no mistake.
All right, I get it.
You don't want to,
you know, put your name.
You don't want to say that you're behind chewing the fat.
I get it.
Ticks me off, but I get it.
And we had the other launch.
I mean, speaking of Rocket Man,
maybe I'll give you a recap of the R and C again.
I don't know.
I don't know that I could do it.
But the rocket that was supposed to go off
day before yesterday was postponed.
And then it was supposed to go off today.
It was postponed.
Now it's been postponed until Sunday,
but there was already a rocket
that was supposed to go off on Sunday.
So that's been postponed.
We don't know when it's going to go off.
Okay.
Well, keep an eye out.
And when you see something fly over, you go, oh, they finally got around to launching it.
Great.
Maybe we can finally get into space.
That'd be great.
And I see where the FCC is all behind these low altitude space satellites for, I mean, we've got, this is a million-dollar idea.
As I'm reading the story about the FCC yesterday from a Jeep pie.
I'm not eating pie.
A Jeep pie is the head of the FCC.
Anyway, here.
He, he's talking about it.
And I think it to myself, you know,
we need to start a space junk dump truck company.
Somebody's got to go up and get them.
Either just knock them back into the atmosphere
so they burn up, pick them up, put them in the back of the dump truck,
the space truck, bring them back something.
I mean, let's get Elon on the phone.
Get Elon on the phone and let me talk to him.
Or maybe we could get, maybe we get Bezos on the phone
because he's, you know, Elon's kind of kicking his butt in the space deal.
We get blue origin trash.
Be kind of cool.
Right?
Because Amazon, I mean, they're not, they're just released their, yesterday,
they just released their wearable wristband, the Halo wristband.
And it's good.
for cardio with sleep and heart rate and temperature and it's so great i mean it uses built-in
microphones to periodically listen to a user's voice and log their emotional state it creates a 3d
body scan using smartphone photos then uses AI to calculate body fat percentage and after five months uh
you know here in the quarantine you might need it it uh you know so man do i hate tictock though man do i
Hey, hey, TikTok doing everything about me.
But this Amazon Halo, don't worry about it.
Don't even worry about it.
Now, it doesn't have a screen.
It's just a band.
You wrap around your wrist.
You have to use the smartphone app to get all your information.
And of course, of course, it's going to be safe.
Duh.
No one will ever be able to hack into that and learn everything about you.
Duh.
And it's going to be separate.
from the Amazon Prime accounts,
and it's going to be four bucks a month.
So just leave me alone.
All right, you pay you four bucks a month on that,
plus you get the Prime
because it's going to be separate
and nobody's going to hack into it.
You're going to be safe and it'll just know everything about you.
Okay?
All right, good.
I don't forget to get your home smart devices
from Amazon as well.
Get that because,
uh,
You're going to need that.
And we got telehealth and employer health care, pharmacy delivery and grocery delivery.
And, you know, hopefully we just get it down to one thing.
So I don't have to have all these little things.
I just put the helmet on and I can do all of it.
Right now.
One thing in my helmet.
Let's put the helmet on.
Pull the screen down.
And there's the screen.
I can order everything I need from.
food.
I can calculate my heart rate
and my body fat percentage,
which, you know,
my body fat percentage is about
18.
And then,
and just everything is right there on the screen.
I'm all for it.
And of course,
of course, it's only,
it's for my eyes only.
Duh.
All right, let's just get the RNC
out of the way here on Fat Pile Friday.
Just a quick little recap of some
the things that happened. The Jay Ron Smith man, his title deputy assistant to the president from
Cleveland. You know, his story is great and he was a great guy. He didn't come off like the
greatest exciting speaker guy, but he was, you know, it was great. The story was great. Jeff Van Drew,
the Democrat and now Republican from New Jersey, I don't think he should be able to do that.
I mean, that's a cool little story. And Democrats do it to Republicans. Republicans do it
to Democrats. And I just don't think you should be able to do it. I mean, you're voting into office.
if you want to change your affiliation,
you should have to step down from your office
and do another vote, which costs a lot of money,
so maybe that's why they do it.
They have Stasia Brightman,
the Military Apprenticeship Program graduate.
She was great, you know, was homeless,
and because of Trump's program, she's great.
Dana White, UFC president was awesome.
I laughed a lot after the Sean Reyes segment,
the Utah Attorney General,
where he talked about meeting with Trump
and he was talking about serious stuff about
and then he said
he couldn't believe when President Trump summoned Ivanka.
I just couldn't get that out of my head
because you know Trump does that all day.
Summons Ivanka.
Where's Ivanka at?
Somebody get Ivanka in here.
You just know he does that.
I could just picture.
Aunt Dorn was awesome.
The wife of the St. Louis police officer
that was murdered, David Dorn.
That story, I don't know
she got through it. I would have been crying my eyes out. That story of her husband losing her life.
And nobody cares. I thought Black Lives mattered, but nobody cares. I mean, that, she said that her
grandson saw on a Facebook live stream, his grandfather killed. He didn't know it was his grandfather,
but he watched it. Wow. Incredible. Ben Carson spoke. He's the head's HUD secretary.
you know who didn't speak we had really Giuliani time card yeah yeah yeah almost
johnson yeah she was great alice spoke i'm surprised uh kim and well kim's having a little
problem with conya now and connie took some time off to be with the family from the campaigning
but you know that was a that was a Kardashian deal alice johnson i know trump took care of it
i got it was great but remember kim went to the white house and said um don
don let was she needs to get out and so she did there's video out her her calling her it was just
agonizing and then Ivanka and all my favorite part of Ivanka was when her her chest kept
hitting the microphone okay so I just want to I went back and because I wanted to get the audio
of her chest you know hitting the microphone and the first time is a light touch and it actually
is her chest the second time is the second and loudest time was a hand hitting it when she
was speaking. And the third time is just another light touch. But when I tweeted last night during
the convention, and you can follow me on Twitter at Jeffrey JFR, you know, Facebook and Instagram,
is Jeff Fisher Radio. And Parlor is, what is Parlor? Parlor is Jeff Fisher Radio, too, I guess. Yeah.
I didn't remember. But I had tweeted her about,
during her speech after the third time.
Ivanka, back it up a bit.
Your chest S in parentheses keep hitting the mic.
Well, it wasn't more than a couple of minutes later.
She actually moved the mic up.
So somebody was watching my Twitter feed during the event.
And I got to her in her ear.
Hey, I.
Move the mic.
Your chest,
keep hitting the microphone.
And then Trump spoke.
He was, you know, put on a great speech.
And like I said,
don't wait.
Do you know,
way Joe Biden wants any of that?
Not a chance.
Not a chance.
Barron.
I got,
he looks eight feet tall.
I don't know how old that kid is now.
I mean,
he's going through the growing spurt for sure.
But he's,
you know,
he's going to be a,
he's going to be a monster.
And,
uh,
the fireworks were great.
The Trump 2020 and the fireworks were
grade and then the Christopher macho the opera singer was great even though i didn't know what he was doing
there but uh i was hoping so much you have no idea how i wanted to hear
allow me to introduce myself i am placido domingo
you have no idea how i wanted to hear that i was i was with uh heard the singing of the opera
I was like, no, that can't be.
Because there's no way they let him there.
No, I was, I was right.
It wasn't him.
I just, it was just wistful thinking.
I just really wanted it to be my main man, Placito Domingo.
But, I mean, he was an awesome singer,
and I couldn't, for the life of me, figure out why he was there.
I guess he sang at the New Year's Eve party,
2017 in New York.
He's a New Yorker.
So, I don't know if Trump's his manager.
I don't know if Melania and him, you know, get together for tea when she's in New York.
I don't know.
I don't know what he was doing there.
But the entire time, all I heard was...
Allow me to introduce myself.
I am Placido Domingo.
But no, it was not meant to be sad.
All right. Let's go to the break room. I need something cold to drink desperately.
Oh, so, so good.
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subscription okay then you're good okay okay good now let's get back to the fat pile we had a lady
or a 19-year-old young lady.
She was up for a jog in the Adirondack community of Old Forge,
and who doesn't love to go out for a jog in Old Forge?
I ain't got nothing better to do.
Or up here in Old Forge.
Let's go for a jog.
Okay, no problem.
So this lady, this 19-year-old, was out for her jog,
and oh my gosh, there's a bear.
I don't know what I'm going to do.
but I'm going to run away from the bear and I'm going to run up this tree.
Now, it's supposed to be the other way around.
Humans are supposed to tree bears, right?
Bears don't treat humans.
Oh, but I treat this one.
She spent the night in the tree.
That is awesome.
So she didn't come home from her jog.
And her parents were like,
hey
what happened to our daughter
I guess I should call the police
and they did and they were out searching for her
I didn't even find her
I didn't even know what tree she was up until the morning time
but they did find her and it's all good
searchers found her about 10.30 the next morning
and I don't know
okay
it was smart move
smart move now there's another bear story
that is kind of question
in my mind. So the story is that this lady's on the phone to her father up of this cabin that they're in.
So it's in Canada. So I'm questioning the validity of the story. So she's on the phone with her dad.
Her kid's there and she says, hey, go inside. Get me something. And she's telling her dad, yeah, the water line's broke.
Hubby fixed it. And I just wanted to call and say, and then the father hears gurgling sounds.
And then I guess she was mauled to death from this bear. Now, I'm not laughing.
about the mauling. The lady died. It's very sad. What I'm asking is, they say in the story,
the conservation officer said that the bear attack was unprovoked. He also said that the bear was not
hungry and had a stomach full of berries. So what the hell? What the hell? That's my question.
I mean, did she turn around and there the bear was and stepped on his toe or paw?
or hoof or whatever the bears have,
or his tail,
or kick him in the face,
or did the kid piss the bear off?
Because apparently the kid was, you know,
coming outside the cabin and saw what was going on.
And then, uh,
the dad hears Malling going on.
And all of a sudden she was,
you know,
there you go.
Bad things happened.
Uh,
I don't know what to tell you.
It sounds like a fishy storyline.
Not a berry.
storyline, but a fishy
storyline. Although I guess the son was a witness.
So,
I don't know.
The, actually, it's just the husband.
He called, the father called
the daughter back. She didn't pick up, right? Well, she's being
attacked by a bear. Duh. And so,
she calls husband.
And, uh, husband comes around. He called me back and
told me Stephanie had been attacked by a bear.
The bear wouldn't let her go.
So he shot the bear until he let it go.
So,
I don't know if the wife, my thought is that,
you know, it's possible.
It's such a horrific thing.
And I don't want to think something like this.
I don't.
I don't want to think something like this,
but is it possible?
You're on Fat Pile Friday.
That the husband had something to do with him.
Oh my gosh.
Oh my gosh.
What are you writing a Netflix show now?
No, I'm sorry.
I'm just asking the question.
I'm just asking a question.
The other question I'm asking myself is,
why am I not going through all my baseball cards and sports cards?
Because I got them out and I started going through them and then there they sit.
Because I'm, I just, it was like, oh, they're cool.
I kind of like having them.
I like looking at them.
And I don't really necessarily want to get rid of them.
But then I see this story where Mike,
Trout
baseball player
his autographed
2009
Bowman
Chrome Draft
Prospects
Superfactor
rookie card
All right
the autographed
2009
Bowman
Chrome Draft
Prospects
Superfactor
rookie card
sold
at auction
for
3.93
million dollars
Oh, what?
I mean, I got to have a card worth more than a quarter, right?
I mean, the biggest card before was $3.12 million,
which was before the 1909 Honus Wagner T-06 card.
That was like three or four years ago.
So, wow, three million, almost four million bucks for this card.
Whoever bought this card?
whoever bought this card from golden auctions
call me
because I've got a deal
for you on my trading cards
you and I can work out a deal
okay it was graded the highest grade
perfect 10
Trout saw another one of his cards sell for
923,000 back in May
oh wow
Oh, okay.
Okay.
Recently, LeBron James,
one of his rare rookie cards sell for $1.8 million.
He won't LeBron James for $1.8 million.
He probably bought that himself.
James, who played for the claviliers at the time,
signed the card in a patch from one of his jerseys was featured as well.
Well, I mean, whoever is paying this money for these items,
call me because we can work out a deal for the stuff that I have.
All right, we've got, we've got some entertainment, an entertainment pile within the actual
fat pile, a little entertainment pile inside the fat pile.
Brad Pitt, new girlfriend, and he's, you know, happy as a little clam.
56-year-old Brad with the German model who is, I think, 20,
will say, you know what?
27. I'll make her
27. Nicole
Portololoski.
Who isn't bad looking?
And he went off to his little
chalet in France
with her and
the ex-wife
is pissed. She
is not happy.
So apparently, this little
chalet is, you know, where they got
where Angelina and Brad got
married and that was their little special place.
are supposed to be their special place.
And in the midst of this breakup,
they both want this place.
So it's just sitting there.
They're busy fighting over it.
And Brad figures,
well, guess I'll take the new girlfriend to France.
Oh, I love him.
And Angelina Jolie is not happy about it.
And Brad is like tough.
So,
be prepared for that fight to continue on.
Robert Downey Jr.
wants to help out Johnny Depp, bless his heart.
He is going to give Depp a role.
After the Amber Heard case,
Robert Downey said, hey, man, we need to
help my boy out.
So Bob wants Johnny on board
on the Sherlock Holmes film.
I guess you have to, right?
I mean, you already got Judd Law.
You got Rachel McAdams, who, by the way, is, you know,
I love Rachel, and I hope that in this movie,
she can keep herself from looking at me while she's filming it.
Well, embarrassing for us all.
But, I mean, you know, the wife is co-producing it,
so he gets what he wants, right?
I mean, he throws him a lifeline for a movie role.
Why doesn't he just say,
you know what, you can be, you know, it's too late now, probably for the Perry Mason
because that's a Downey Jr. thing, too, Perry Mason on HBO Max.
So, all right, we'll give you a part in the movie.
But good for him.
Good for him.
You got Robin Williams, another documentary, last days.
About his struggle, the last few days.
I mean, I'm going to have to watch it because I love Robin Williams.
But I don't want to because it's going to talk about it.
It's going to talk about his battle with the Louis body dementia and how bad he was
and what he felt like before he actually killed himself.
And it's just going to be sad.
Just let me be happy with Robin.
Okay, please.
Just let me be happy.
Please.
And Jennifer Lawrence was out.
We were so happy to see her.
Gosh darn,
the first time in months,
Jennifer Lawrence was spotted.
She was out for an afternoon outing with hubby.
And they were just out for the walk-in.
They both had their...
masks on. They both had a bottle of
wine or champagne or whatever
they were. It looks like he has a bottle of
wine. She's got a bottle of
another bottle of wine or champagne. He's
got a pack of smokes, it looks like. She's got
a purse, so she's got her smokes in the purse.
So there's something about
going for a little, just a walk to the
liquor store or the wine store
so they can get back home and
get back to drinking. So good. It was good to
to see her out.
But Collie Calkin
just started trolling.
everybody.
His
his line was
Hey guys
Wanna feel old
I'm 40
Oh wow
Right
I know
I don't even like that
It was him
I did it okay
When he tweeted out the thing
It's my gift to the world
I make people feel old
I have no longer a kid
That's my job
Good for him
I like I like McCauley
I would like to actually meet McCauley
we should try to get him on chewing the fat.
Congratulations to BTS,
as long as we're in entertainment news here on chewing the fat.
We're in the entertainment pile here on Fat Pile Friday, BTS.
Congratulations to them.
They broke the most viewed video record in the first 24 hours.
100 and 1 million views.
Wow.
That's, uh, I was going on record.
Pretty good.
I know.
I know what you're thinking, really?
Yeah.
Yeah, it is.
101 million views on your video in the first 24 hours.
Yeah, that's a, that's not bad.
That's not bad.
And you can quote me on that.
And more news on my girl Ellen and your girl Ellen.
She's done, right?
You know she's over.
You know it's over.
This story talks about plastic surgery.
and fillers and necklift and more.
Now, in this story,
I wish I would have had this story.
On my YouTube channel, I posted a,
I'm doing a new deal on my YouTube channel,
something called Microwave Minute.
And I'm going to start doing, you know,
I'm going to start doing some more.
But I posted the first one a couple days ago.
You should, you know, go and watch it
and subscribe to my YouTube channel.
It's called the Microwave Minute.
It's on Ellen and why I think Ellen should be in jail
and what a horrible person she is.
And I didn't have this story when I did the microwave minute.
The plastic surgery story is fantastic.
Now, of course, she's had plastic surgery.
You can tell.
I mean, she had the filler.
She had the shot.
I don't know that she had any cuts, but she might have had some tightening going on.
Anyway, the story is from a plastic surgeon.
Who's not her doctor?
I mean, I've never worked on Ellen, but you can tell that, you know,
I mean, maybe some of his buddies have and he knows.
I don't know.
But it's just like anything we could do to beat up Ellen, she's done.
You know that.
She's done.
You might as well just give it a rest on the Ellen thing.
I don't care if you don't like her, you like her, whatever, she's done.
I mean, the quote from the doc is, although I've not worked on Ellen,
looking at recent photos
it does appear she's done some work
really okay thanks doc
I mean I could figure that one out
just amazing
on top of which we're supposed to feel bad
we're supposed to go oh my gosh
Ella degenres
she's was came off as so nice
and now she's had plastic surgery
I hate her that's what we're supposed to feel
stop it
so we can head over to the
coronavirus COVID-19 pile.
It's not real thick today,
but there are some stories there.
In Poland, they have closed its borders
and suspended flights.
Uh, yeah, they've, uh, they've suspended, uh,
flights in Poland for, uh, 46 countries.
Oh, okay.
France, Spain.
Uh, no, you're not going to Poland.
Uh, what about, what about Romania?
Yeah, no, you're not going to Poland either.
Croatia?
Montenegro?
Mexico, Brazil, Israel?
Yeah, you're not going to Poland.
United States, you got to let United States in.
Yeah, no.
No, sorry.
Sorry.
We got a spike in infections, and we are banning flights from 46 countries.
And the ones I mentioned, there, of course, are on the list.
I go down the list on the 46 countries.
If you're listening to this show and you're not in France, Spain, Mexico, Brazil, Israel,
United States, Romania, Croatia, and Montenegro.
email me chewing the fat up the blaze.com let me know what country you're in because then i'll let you know
if your country is on the list from poland that as of september 2nd okay so you still got time you can
sneak in and i don't know like if they're not letting countries fly in can you fly to another
country and then zip in in a car i don't know and why would you want to then there's
a story that says the odds of catching COVID-19 on an airplane are slimmer than you think.
Really?
Well, according to scientists, there has been very few documented cases of in-flight transmission.
Chances of catching COVID-19 while onboard of flight are actually relatively thin.
Okay.
If you say so, I don't know that I wouldn't believe all of that, but
they have the numbers.
They have the numbers.
And I'm sure that the airlines are reporting those 100%.
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We started off the show warning you about hand sanitizer.
Now we find out because people were drinking flavored hand sanitizer and the FDA wanted
to warn us about it.
Well, now, according to a United Kingdom Ministry of Defense release,
scientists have found that an ingredient in mosquito spray can kill COVID-19.
Don't drink it.
Okay?
Don't drink it.
And apparently the military's been using it.
They spray it on their stuff and on the military stuff.
And it kills the virus.
So it's a citrus.
Citridaeal, C-I-T-R-I-O-D-I-O-L, citriodial?
Citriodial.
And, you know, it works.
Just don't drink it.
So I guess they've been using it, apparently, to provide a protective layer against the virus.
And now they're saying, hey, you know, there's a pretty good chance.
This stuff could kill it.
So, we got that.
going for us.
Okay, I'm all for it.
It makes you want to go out and get some mosquito repellent and spray it around.
But don't drink it.
Okay?
Don't make me get the FDA after you.
All right, just another coronavirus story as we head into this portion of chewing the fat.
The CDC, yesterday the health agency's director tried to clarify his recent comments.
I don't know if we got to it on this show or it's been so I've been doing
Pat all week and I did Steve
Dayce on Monday. I forget what
show I talked about what on
but the CDC
had talked about
you know not everyone who's
exposed to the virus needs to get a test
I don't worry about it
if you've been exposed to someone
you know the contact tracing you don't need to get a
test unless you're
unless you have symptoms
well now they're trying to walk that back
you may be considered
for anyone who come into close contact with someone infected,
you should probably be considered to be tested.
I mean, that's still saying the same thing,
their CDC, but they're catching heat for it.
Man, just...
That's just amazing.
And I see...
Okay, one more.
One more here in the fat pile as far as the coronavirus is concerned.
Dr. Fauci had talked about it would be, you know,
not a good idea to have a vaccine before the first of the year.
Why not?
It's just about the testing, right?
Well, if we get the testing, if we speed up the testing, then everything else could speed up.
And that's one thing that Trump is doing.
And I doubt that it's going to happen because of the testing and the process.
You're looking at the first of the year, probably earliest for a vaccine.
But I see Trump last night and his speech, you know, throw the line out.
there of maybe even before and that's just to that's just to piss people off and it worked it worked
i see where jim gaffigan the comedian man i didn't realize that guy hated trump so much but he's on a tear
against trump so be ready for him to take a big punch he's been taking it if you follow him on
twitter you can you can you can follow him because he is uh he doesn't seem to like trump too much he doesn't
seem to like Trump too much. In fact, I should probably just read you one tweet about,
let's see, from Jim Gaffigan. This is last night. Heading to bed, but remember,
if you want to sound crazy, please tell me about the deep state. To sound stupid,
please be against cancel culture, but then accuse anyone with an opinion of virtue signaling.
Trump derangement syndrome is meant to distract from the con of Don. And I mean, it gets worse than that.
So Jim has taken a big battle heat on that from many people.
In fact, he's falling apart.
I mean, he replied to one guy, hey, you, Chad.
In case you didn't notice, 180,000 people have died in the country,
is being run by a con man who's trying to convince half the country
that the suburbs are about to be set on fire.
A lie.
I don't know if you know this, Jim, but the suburbs are,
starting to burn.
I'm sorry.
I know,
just the inner cities.
What am I thinking?
What am I thinking?
Sorry about that.
So,
Chad,
what did Chad say to get
Jim all wound up?
It's like he just found out
about politics
and he's 12 Facebook groups
deep into anti-Trump conspiracy.
Give him a few days.
He'll tire himself out.
And that was his response
to another Gaffigan tweet
about how bad
Trump is.
And then now his response is,
hey,
you, Chad.
Okay, Jim,
no problem, buddy.
We got you.
The Pope is at it again.
He has come out and said
pandemic reveals
unjust wealth inequality
that cries out to heaven.
Thank you, Pope Francis.
Thank you.
It does reveal one thing about the wealth inequality is that the people who need jobs to survive are being locked out of those jobs, Pope.
How about crying to that?
How about cry a little bit of that?
Instead of just worrying about the rich guys.
I mean, that's the deal with the...
I can't take the people that are putting the guilletines.
around the streets.
I told you,
I told you it's going to happen soon.
Soon.
I don't want it to happen.
I do not want it to happen.
But it's going to happen.
Somebody is going to get their head cut off with these guillotine.
And it is a good question that I saw asked,
or I read asked.
I read from someone asking the question, right?
That's, anyway.
Where are they coming from?
is there a guillotine's R Us?
Is there, I mean, it looks like the last one they showed putting together in front of Bezos's house in D.C.,
the second time, by the way, that it looks like they're putting it together right there from IKEA.
I didn't see a box, but they didn't quite have it all 100%.
The one girl was like, yeah, I think that's it.
That doesn't work there like that.
That's how bookshelves fall from IKEA.
Ah, you don't need that screw.
I don't worry about it's fine right there.
That shelf is fine just like that.
Maybe not.
So somebody's going to happen.
And if they're going to say that it's, now that brings me to, then they'll say it was an accident.
Oh, we didn't mean to.
Gosh, darn it.
It just slipped.
But it is going to happen.
And the protests in front of Jeff Bezos's house with the guillotine second time since June,
they're putting the guillotine out there because they're mad.
They want increased.
hazard pay.
They released a press release
about the protest
and it included 10 demands
for Amazon,
including they wanted
to provide personal protective
equipment and sanitation
to employees.
I'm guessing that companies
do that, right?
I mean, I can't believe
that Amazon doesn't provide that,
but it's possible that they don't.
They wanted to have increased
hazard pay.
They wanted to provide
retroactive
100% pay for unpaid time used and sick pay since March 1st, and a $30 minimum wage for hourly
workers.
The group, the Congress of Essential Workers, TCOEW, then let a chant,
If we don't get it, we shut it down.
If we don't get it, we shut it down.
Okay.
Good luck.
You know, this group was organized by a guy that got fired from Amazon,
a Chris Smalls, I believe his name is.
And he wants Bezos gone.
He wants to shut down everything.
One of the flyers that was circulating,
I don't know that it was from Chris,
from the T-C-O-E-W.
But that flyer said,
and the abuse of profiteering,
abolished the police.
the prisons and Amazon.
Oh yeah, okay, good.
Good.
Another flyer talked about
Abolish the present.
Reconstruct our future.
Yeah.
And they were protesting in front of
Bezos' D.C. home with
the guillotine.
They were also protesting in front of his New York home.
I don't think they had a guillotine there.
And there's no telling where Jeff is.
So while I
kind of disagree with Jeff's little
Black Lives Matter,
comments and he doesn't care if he loses customers if you don't support black lives matter
uh you know i do think that uh he provides a pretty good service and so there is that
also uh in the fat pile kim jung un's younger sister kim yojung may be in control of the
country because kim is dead so there's no proof of
of that. And there's no proof that she has taken control of the regime. But they think because Kim has
vanished from public view that her brother Kim is dead and that she's taken more control of the regime.
Okay. Maybe he's not dead. Maybe he's in a coma. Who knows? But Kim could be in charge because Kim is dead.
You know, I don't know what's going on over there. There are a bunch of wackos. But it does
they're saying that because we haven't seen Kim,
he's either in a coma or dead,
and because we haven't seen the other Kim,
so that means that she's taken more power.
Well, in my view,
if Kim was taken over from Kim,
wouldn't we see Kim more
because Kim would want you to know
that she is in charge over Kim, right?
Sure.
Sure.
Uh-huh.
And I'll leave you with a thought from at fact.
Something to chew on here on chewing the fat fat pile Friday.
Thank you so much for coming along for the ride today.
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