Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 46 | Voice Box Friday

Episode Date: March 8, 2019

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Welcome to it. Chewing the Fat Fat File Friday. Thank you so much for coming along for the ride today. Before we do anything, I want to tease Monday's show. And I know it's Friday you're thinking, well, you're going to tease Monday's show. It's a podcast. It's a podcast.

I know. And you can listen anytime. And I appreciate it. I want you to subscribe. And I want you to tell your friends about the podcast. I want you to share it. I want everybody to subscribe to Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher. And those of you that are already, thank you.

Those of you that aren't. Why? I mean, please subscribe. But before I give you any kind of news, like this weekend is time change weekend, you're going to spring ahead. It's agonizing. We lose an hour this weekend.

I'll tell you about that. I could tell you about that. I just did tell you about that. I could tell you about BuzzFeed, printing a newspaper, an internet site, printing a newspaper. What? But I actually, if you read the story,

what they did, it's kind of smart. It's not a bad idea. the big cities, Manhattan, New York, and they just printed the website. And they're just passing it out, right? They go to the train stations, Penn Station, Times Square, and just pass them out. So while it's a newspaper, it's actually just promoing the website. So, you know, it's not that bad of an idea. But forget all that.

Forget all that. Because we've got a new toy in the building. I just happened to be here the other day when our engineer, chief engineer, top engineer, whatever the hell of his title is, head guru of, of, engineering and all things mechanical in the building. What's his name again? What's his name again? It's Rob.

Do you not have a microphone? I just want you to know Chris Cruz was down on his knees because we're going to do it a bit here on the show. And he's so pissed at me right now because I made him get up and stand up to talk on the microphone. And the only reason I did it, just to tell you those of you that know this is because he was down on his knees. Rob chickering. Oh yeah, that's right. Thank you. He's so bad to me right now. So he was putting in a new toy.

This voice machine, this voice box machine. It's got like 300 different voices. We are going to go through them all on Monday. But just as a tease of what we're going to do, all right, is to show you what the machine does. Here's the first one. Hello? Hello?

You know what this is? This is like the lady that was caught in the elevator all weekend long. Hello. Has anybody there? I got to go to the bathroom. Hello. Oh my gosh. Hi.

Oh, I don't know what they call this, boys, but welcome to chewing the fact. It's Marty Graw-too, and we're coming up and party. You put your best on. I mean, this is, uh, it's gonna be we have more

of entering Earth atmosphere. We will be taking over Earth tomorrow. This is T-Kid. We're gonna do it today. You've convinced me. It's voice blocks Friday. Now,

you have to kind of, uh, can you pull the mic down so I know you're looking at the numbers? Hello. What? Okay, to sing. Do I hear you saying you got hurt? Did you say that she's a flim, flam flirt?

Are you saying that some double-neeling doll when did you dirt? Well, Bub, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to the club. Why? Little neck, little classic neck and cold. That was for singing. That voice. It was meant to be sung. Okay, so they all have names, right, of what they are.

And we want to kind of, I do want to keep track of some of the good ones we could go back and use again. While you're down there looking at, I'll just tell you that the richest person in the world is still Jeff Bezos. $131 billion. Ooh, $131 billion. Soon do break it in half if he gets divorced, but I told you my new theory on that. I don't think the Biazosas are getting a divorce. I think that's old news. And they're just going to remain.

He's going to get the $1301 billion, and she's going to go live off by herself with the kids, and he's just going to take care of it. What about his helicopter? They'll get two. We're coming in on the estate right now, Jeff. It doesn't look like anybody's there. There's a guy running out the back door with his jacket on.

He doesn't have his pants on. That's a... Oh, that must be the wife's new boyfriend. Don't look, Jeff. Don't. You don't want to know. Don't want to know. But he was the one that was...

Not from your speech. No, it doesn't look like anybody's there. It just looks like Mr. Beza. Oh, there's somebody running away from the house right now. Some kind of lady. Oh, she doesn't have any close. She's getting... Don't look, Mrs. Bezos, don't look.

That's probably the housekeeper. Don't worry about it. Move the other way. We're coming in through a man. No, this is me. They'll close the door. I'm going to put the rifle down. Just coming in, a report, shooting at the Bezos Mansion in Southern California.

Just for everybody keeping track at home, that was Chopper 7. It was so good. All right, so this voice button machine is a fun little toy. I am in love with this little toy. So anyway, where did our president? Donald Trump come in on the Forbes billionaire list, number 700. 150. Oh,

750. His fortune stayed flat at 3.1 billion. Now, Don usually talks about him having like 9 or 10. This three is a new count. That's a tough one to swallow for the old Don, Jay. Sorry about that, Don, but even Forbes has got you down. Life really sucks when they've got you down to $3.1 billion.

Right now, there's 195 new. billionaires of which I am not one 195 of them including the founders of Spotify uh oh Canada goose nice jewel I mean J-U-L

yeah that's the mapes do they have planes yeah so Spotify does yeah we're coming in uh in fact Donald Trump would call

Joe the owner of Spotify Joe Spotify Joe Spotify um we're coming in for a landing. Joe and Spotify, we're going to be landing

here in the U.S. and congratulations on your new billionaire status. Things are looking pretty good. Clear skies. Got about, I got about 20-mile

visibility. It looks like to have some storms. We're going to have swing and laugh to get up and above a jet stream a little bit as we get in and listen to go ahead. I've been in love with the plane.

The plane's nice. The plane's nice. That's good. You ready for takeoff? You ready? All right. This is flight. Thank you. This is flight one-one-one.

We're taxiing out the runway. We're ready to be taking off from DFW on our way to Washington, D.C. Thank you for flying. Flight 111. And the private, this is the new Uber, Uber jet. We're going from Dallas to Washington, D.C. Those of you that forgot to order food from Uber Eats before we left, sucks to be you. We're ready for take-off. Prepare for take-off. about 30,000 feet in the air right now, cruising altitude.

We're going about 4095 miles an hour. Cloud speed here in the air. It'll be in Washington, D.C., and approximately, well, if I make a left, it'll be like 10 hours. So I better hope I don't make a left. Thanks for flying Uber. Uber Air. So when I can't, let me ask you a question.

Hold on before you change that. Now, at some point in there when it switches over, am I still on the air? Because I don't hear myself in the headphones. So it goes that dead spot there. Yeah. Okay, so we do have that dead spot. Yeah.

All right, so I got to remember that to take a breath between that dead spot. Okay. I just want to make the audience know that's what's happening. Yeah, that's what's happening. Yeah, that's what's happening. To the regular microphone. You might not know because Jeffie's voice is so radio. You might not hear the difference between a radio box and Jeffie's voice.

There's no question about that. That's very possible. But from time to time, if it's something out of the ordinary. Like a pilot or something like. that it's out of the ordinary you're going to notice but i really notice it because it goes dead in my headphones and i'm like i'm still talking why why can i hear myself so i want to make sure it wasn't just me uh so let me tell you this um i have had we've got to play uh robert dave too the actor uh he posted something on twitter yesterday the day before i don't know how old that video is

a couple days ago now uh about his wanting to start a new channel and uh he appears to be uh you know a conservative Hollywood star. He's 67 years old. So he really's at the point now in his career where he doesn't care. He's made pretty much all the money he's got. I looked on his IMDB page. He's got a bunch of stuff in post-production already.

So he's had a pretty good year, year and a half. And so good for him. But we've got to post his rant that he posted. Twitter's really, really good. Robert Davey. You may remember he was in Die Hard. I mean, I remember him from Die Hard. When you go down the list of his IMDB page,

it's fascinating how many movies this guy has been in. Robert Dave. The IMDB has been at 156 credits. All right, so that's 100, that's at least maybe 130 movies, something like that. Let's go back all the way down to the bottom, shall we, starting way back down there in 1970. way Robert Dudley oh looky

is in the TV series Barnaby Jones a quick incredible Hulk TV show Lou Grant this is all 70 stuff

this guy's been around a long freaking time wow Hill Street blues sing elsewhere and I

just don't get anything DJ Hooker heart to heart wait TJ Hooker heart to heart wow

the fall guy Wow. That's amazing. He's in Law and Order, but he was in Die Hard as the FBI Special Agent Big Johnson. Remember him? He was in Wise Guy, great TV series. Let's see what other movies. Predator 2. Elicit behavior. Quick, Cops and Roberts. These are all just boogie movies, though. Showgirls. He was one of the big stars in Showgirls, too. Where we had? Batman Beyond. That was a TV series, though. Who cares? It was a profiler. He was a gay profiler. That was a TV series. He was a big part of that show. Grant that auto voice choice. This guy's been in quite a lot.

He called me the rise and fall of Heidi flights, the TV movie, may remember for that. There's been plenty of stuff. He's been around a long, long time. He did an episode of Nip Talk. Remember Nip Talk? You know, Nip Talk was more like,

they had a show that was seared into my brain. It was about the overweight lady, you know, like the 600, my 600 pound life lady, and she had been out of the house in years, and she had moved from this chair, this sofa that she was sitting on in forever, okay? So she's getting sick, and they're trying to figure out what's wrong with her,

But she's actually, when they asked her about, so what do you do about going to the bathroom? And she was like, we don't talk about that. So she's just been sitting in her own waist. So they knocked out her wall and removed her, you know, and took her to the hospital. They were trying to park ways of her on the sofa. I mean, it was a fascinating show.

And just so, you know, she didn't make a whole. Twitter She didn't make it What is this one? What is it? Hello? We're down the hall Talking to everyone

What is this one called? Yeah, this is radio room, yeah Radio 12 You know when I first got in the radio I should have found that Still coming to you From Radio Room Here on chewing the fat

Okay, I'm gonna stop you there You do know you don't have to change your voice The voice I'm not changing my voice What are you talking about? Everybody that's sees you right now. It's like, why is you making so many faces? I'm just sitting here.

No, you don't have to do that. You don't have to talk normal. I am. But why do you do your face like that? I don't know what? This is my face. Sorry. That's right there, right there. Yeah. Just keep it that way. Don't, don't try to do that. I wasn't, Chris.

I'm just talking normal. Now here is... Do you want to get to the clip? You don't have to do that at all. Robert, Tom. Tava joining us here on chewing the fat. Not really. It was just his Twitter video and he posted. I'm thinking of starting a We the People channel. I think we need a We the People channel. I think I'm going to do that. How many are up for that? How many would join the We the People channel? Where we run the channel, not the executives at news stations, but we run the channel. The American

people, the voter runs it. Not the conglomerates. We're the conglomerate. So we're going to start the We the People Channel. There'll be more on that. Me and my cousin Leo Grillo are going to start the we the people show. I love Leo Grillo. Secondly, Nancy Pelosi recently talked about Ronald Reagan speech. His farewell speech in which he talked about the great contribution of immigrants, which is absolutely true. However.

What she failed to mention. And the reason why she mentioned immigrants is because wanting to give them the right to vote. And see, you know this guy from his voice too. My grandparents voted. They were immigrants when they were naturalized. They were able to vote when they pledged. the United States of America when they understood what America stood for. But you see, we have an immigrant population today that we know is a dangerous crisis pouring in

that are not educated into the United States. So what the Democrats want to do, what Nancy Pelosi is trying to say is, let's get that voting block and Jeremy Mandi's this election. See, this is pretty political for two years. Then they want to have 16-year-olds vote. We will lose our country. I have five kids. None of them at 16 could take care of themselves, nor did they have greatest judgment in the world.

What? And we want to let 16-year-olds vote? This is pandering to the teenage population to try to say, go ahead. Well, you know what? When they buy their own homes, when they pay their taxes, when they work three jobs to support a family, then maybe they can vote at 16. But they're not ready to vote at 16 when they're still living off of mommy and daddy's teeth. Because they don't understand what's happening.

They just get brainwashed, indoctrinated by those teachers at school that are Marxists that are destroying this nation. We should have, where is the Republicans? He's getting... Where are you shit? Oh, wait. What, whoa, wait. Calm down, Robert. What do you?

This is Jeff. Just Jeff Fisher from chewing the fat. Calm down on the use of all gravity, please. We can appreciate how passionate you are on the subject. But if you please just comment down just a little bit. We don't need to hear. Is that a problem, Chris? Yes, it is.

Why did you have to repeat what he said? I was just reminding him that he can't say that, Chris. Oh, sister man, this is my regular voice. No, you're not. You're making faces over there. Why are you doing this? I'm actually holding my hand up. You're like I'm actually holding a megaphone, yeah.

I like it, I like the way it sounds. My hand is actually making the sound. It's not a digital voice box at all. When I hold my hand up to my lips like this, it sounds like it turns it into the voice box talk. Back to Robert Downey. I know he's getting passionate. He's still wound up, breaking his sweat,

sitting on his couch in the house. happy about his cousin. What's his cousin's name again? Somebody, like, off the megaphone. What's his, uh, yeah, Robert Guerrilla, I think it was name, something like that.

Bob. Where are you GOP guys in the Senate? He told him once before. Uh, you, uh, let him know, calm down a little bit, please. Where is the Republicans?

Where are you GOP guys in the again? He's really starting to push the , uh, push the limit here. I know he's, uh, you know, he's a talented actor. all, but, uh,

Senate and Congress, how come none of you are talking out strongly? Where are you guys hiding? Where do you have your head up your blobbiased ass? Get out there and speak. I'm not laughing.

Not laughing, Robert. Against this nonsense. We're going to start a We the People channel. Let me know if you're interested. Have any more to say? I thought he told us that he wanted, I thought you wanted to tell us about the We the People channel again, Robert. No?

I'm thinking of starting a We the People channel. I know. I think we need a We the People channel. I think I'm going to do that. How many are up for that? How many would join the We the People channel? It was a good. We run the channel, not the executives at news stations, but we run the channel.

The American people, the voter, runs it. How would that work, Robert? Just let me know how that work. We're the conglomerate. So we're going to start the We the People channel. There'll be more on that. Me and my cousin, we'll do it. So now he wants to.

We're thinking about it. but now he's going to start it. We the People Channel. There'll be more on that. Me and my cousin Leo Grillo. Leo, Donald Trumpets, Robert, we're the people. Stop holding your stupid hand in front of you. I can't.

I can. I have to talk. No, what are you? See? Because I'm going to show you that it doesn't work that way. What are you talking about? You stop moving your hand. What are you talking about?

There you go. You have to hold your hand in front of your mouth. But you don't. It doesn't even work. It does work. It's not as far. Oh, okay, okay. Then I'll let you...

It's not as fun. You don't feel like here, when I'm talking like, like, is there a megaphone or is it just something wrong with the mic? Here, when I put my hand, is when I put my fist up like I'm holding a megaphone. That means I'm talking into a megaphone, Chris. Okay. And, a little upset. Look, it's...

Where are you, GOP guys? Whoa. Whoa. Is he still? See, he's right? What's his cousin's name, Leo? Uh, needs to calm down a little bit. I can...

I can... I love them being so passionate, but you're an actor. I use the language, calm down just a little bit. And by the way, how would that whole We the People channel look? I'm still talking into my hand, by the way, and the megaphone is still working.

Amazing how that happens. How would that work? Because if we, the people, are the conglomerate. We just vote on Twitter. Is that what we're doing? We're just voting for channels. You like this show? We can't go on Twitter.

We find that out with the Joe Rogan and Jack and Tim. Oh, don't even. We should have talked about that this week, too. Fascinating. If you had a chance to listen, if you have an opportunity, since IT's doing this on Monday and we're actually doing it today, maybe we'll break down Joe Rogan's interview with Jack. On Monday?

Jack Twitter, according to President Trump. Jack Twitter was on with Joe Rogan. So that means that makes you Jeff E. Fat? It certainly has been that way for a number of years, yes, thank you. So that's Glenn Blaze? Glenn Blaze, yeah, Glenn Blaze, yeah, Glenn Blaze, yes. And that's Pat on Leash? Oh, that still works.

Yeah, it still knows. Funny. He's in Alabama now with the governor Doug Alabama. So bad, so stupid. This is way too political. I'm sorry, I went off on the... Robert got me all wound up on the political stuff. I love his passion.

I truly do love his passion. I don't know exactly how it would work because everybody wants to have that idea of We the People Channel and we run the channel, but how do you, how does that evolve into an actual... Conservative Twitter, like, yeah.

Yeah, how does that evolve into an actual network of shows and people? Good luck. Good luck. God bless. Thank you. All right.

Let's get back to the... Let's get back. Oh, I like that. Oh, Algo, sit down. You've been waiting for me your whole life. Let me show you my horns. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Oh, it's good that you finally arrived.

I knew you'd come. Uh-huh. Stay there. More are on their way. Swing it just a little bit. Oh, this is better than Mary White. I've always been better than Mary White. Oh, keep moving.

Yeah. Oh, I need another drink, too, please. Get her one. Fill it up. Hey, Dr. Sex, we have a phone call on the line. Go ahead. This is Dr. sex, taking your calls. Go ahead. Yeah, I'm trying to, um, be sexy for my husband. How do I do that?

First, is there a way to change your voice? No, I'm just kidding, baby. What do you look like? How much do you weigh? Um, 90 pounds? Okay. Here, let me envision you in my head. Oh, what's your name? Sam That's a problem I don't think your husband knowing him as I do he wants a female name So I have to change it

Well just when people ask you your name Say Samantha What's your name? Cementa Perfect thanks for calling Sam Back to the dance floor Oh

I really do like dancing like this Hey Dr. Sex Why are you dancing? It's too bad this is an odd video You should record this actually Taking your calls Chewing the fat With Dr. Sex

Get the dance floor Making a groove Working a sweat With Dr. Suss And you You look so Good tonight

Okay All right Voice Box Friday that's fun that's good stuff that one's called go deep right hello I know I love it that's good stuff and you look you know

whenever the doctor's in the house it's got to help so the doctor's not here so he left so we've done about five of these how many have we done really seriously because there's only 300 there's no way this gets done in an hour

there's no way this gets done in a usual 35 40 minute podcast Welcome to VoiceBox Week Oh yeah This is On chewing the fat Because there's no way we get through this in a show Oh no no no

I mean We could if we just went Like let's just go through some quick ones All right let's just start Just start twisting them Let's go through some quick ones Tell me what they are And we'll go through them

All right Oh We can't just go through Through one of voices like this What's this one called In the sewer Oh Ha ha ha ha ha ha

Oh, you thought, hey, I was going to be safe. You're so wrong. Hey, that's okay. We better. Hold on. Is this one? Ooh, who? Speaker phone.

Everybody's here in the room. We're all listening. Go ahead with what you've got to say. I hate that bastard. Take me off speaker. No, that's not bad. Speaker's not bad. We can use that again.

Let's go to the next one. I've tried to get through a few of them. Okay. Hello? That's CB. Hello, this is Marine Base, 111. And we're looking for Marine Bowles, one, two, three. One, two, three. Come in, one, two, three. This is one-one-one. One-two-three, come in. One-two-three. Oh, this is Kitchen Radio. Oh, yeah, like if you're off-shot, mom is in there making tomato soup if you're here. Good morning. Welcome to W.W. Kalli. I will be taking your song a little later on in the broadcast.

Thanks for listening. I was going to be on traffic and weather every 10 minutes out of Tennessee. Hi. Oh, hello. Excuse me. Excuse me. What is this? Oh, my gosh.

Hello? This is a what? This is a soprano? You mean like the mobster show on HBO? The soprano? Oh. Hello? You, yeah, hey.

Do I hear you saying you got hurt? Did you say that she's a flim-flam flirt? Are you saying that some double-dealing doll winning did you dirt? Well, bub, welcome, welcome, welcome to the club. I always fall back to that King Cole. I love that guy, though. You're my favorites. I'm here tonight under a false name.

I want to report this horrible crime and I don't want people to know who I am. What is this called? We're going to disguise your voice as a chipmuck. Okay, so you can tell us, so whatever you want to tell us, If nobody will know, it's you. This is he's going to sound like a chipmunk.

All right, we're going to do some news, and we're going to find a good voice to do some headlines. Let's go down and do some headlines, because we're in the break room. Might as well take a drink of Coca-Cola Zero. Ooh, my wife bought Coca-Cola Zero, the orange, and the Coca-Cola Zero, the Cherry. We're supposed to have a, we should have a flavor test, but we just won't have time today. So we'll get to that on Monday as well. What is this one?

Do you see the difference? Yeah, yeah, you can hear him. You smoke too much. Oh, this is not smoking too much, baby. No, this is smoking just to know. Why do you do that to me on a day that I really want to smoke? Do you know, I came outside today, especially the last couple of these. Not so much today.

Not so much today. But the last two days have been really cold outside. and usually warm your car up a little bit. What used to happen is you'd warm your car up a little bit, and while the car was warming up, you'd smoke. I don't do that anymore. It's been over two months. Two months, no cigarettes.

My opinion for headlines, I think we should do either chopper or in the plane. Well, we've only done one now. We went through a few of them there, so we're like 10. Yeah, we're 10 in, yeah. This one's okay. This one's, you know, I don't mind this one. Why are you doing that thing with your face?

What do you mean? You're going deep on your face. I'm just, on my face? On your face. But my face doesn't smoke. What do you mean, Chris? Like, I don't get it. Why do you do that?

What do you mean? I'm just talking like a normal person. Okay. Coming in headlines today. I'm cupping my hand around my headphone, which is supposed to be my ear, which is on top of my ear, the break room, John Cryer headlines. The Britain Royals,

the Queen, is posted for the first time on Instagram. Now, the Queen was at some Royal Museum of World War II and posted one stupid picture on Instagram. She's got 3 million followers. Are you kidding me? And the pictures of

her looking at some World War II machine. With the breaking news today, we heard about on Pat on leased when I was on the show today with Pat is that Megan has got the whole royal family all wound up at her because I'm sorry, I got to change your voice

I can't take you seriously. What happened to the video? No, what do you need? Don't change my voice, Chris. Don't do it. Don't do it. Don't, don't do it. Don't, my aunt.

Don't, don't do it. Don't do it, Chris. So what happened with the royal? You know what I love about the stories? ready? Just to set it up for you, right? Is that you are taking me serious. And the breaking news story, Megan's selling facial cream.

Did she get fired? She can't get fired, but they're pissed. They are pissed. She's selling facial cream. Yeah, she's got special facial cream and she's selling here in the U.S. And then she's supposed to... She's not supposed to do that stuff.

Yeah, that's over. Divorce? Ooh. No, she's having a baby. Wow, what do you think she is, Princess Diana? Anyway, move on from that. Aging Swedes are now being treated to 3D printed food. Yay! If you're an old person in Sweden, that's what we want to be.

We want to have health care like them. Yeah, so they can have broccoli and chicken legs and make meals more appellable. They're 3D printing food and then purating it. Oh, yay. Sounds good. Man, do you want to be an old person at a home in the Sweden old home care place? Place for mom?

Right? That's exactly what it is. They need to call a place for mom. Right. Get out of there, man. Seriously. And if you know what that is, then you need to call a place for mom.

Yeah. Heck yeah. You should know. If you listen to the Blaze Radio Network, you know what a Blaze for Mom is. I'll tell you that. Russia. This is something I didn't know,

This is fascinating Russia. Hold on. Where we're going? Where we're going? Russia. Okay, hold on. Cheer alike radio. But it sounds like a Russian radio.

It's Friday. Sounds good to me. The voice by them. The leaders look fresh. The secretive Lenin lab, which embalmed Vladimir Lenin's body at 1924, performs annual bodies of Kim Jung. They're going to come back,

I guess. So keep it under the baby. Maybe if they, you know, we can find a way to breathe a little life and a ho-chickman. Yay. That's weird. Hold on, do that again? Yay. You don't get it?

Did you hear it? That's the cheer. That's the cheer. You can say white. You can say wildcats if you might. But I'm the here. And number one, number one tonight. That's my little cheer.

I can't feel of everything you do. And I have no access to them. So, SpaceX. Oh, you say SpaceX? Stand by. Hold on. Is anyone there? Come in.

Yeah, so this is SpaceX. Come in, SpaceX. This is SpaceX. We'll have been for a place to splash God. And we're also looking to wonder why this astronaut is putting his hand in front of his mouth. Yeah, NASA wonders too. We're looking for a place to splash this thing, Bob. Go ahead over in the Atlantic.

Yeah, we're going to put in the Atlantic. her down in the Atlantic, I'm gonna try to hit her near close weekend to Florida without hitting Florida. A little space joke for you. I'm gonna try to do that tomorrow morning. Okay. 4845 Saturday morning. Roger.

NASA is something a little sad. What's going on? Well, I mean, you're in Florida, so. I was just looking at Hurti, rip in space. I think, what's going on with that, like NASA? What's happening? Sorry, it was a solar flare. Been a little blue.

I had one of those in my suit the other day. They didn't like it in the space station. I just want to say, we're calling, what I want everybody's now today is International Women's Day. And if you want to know about... Oh, International Women's Day? Hold on. Wait a minute.

I'm in space, and I want to congratulate all the women on the planet. Okay. I mean, it's International Women's Day, and I want to say here at the International Space Station, We think a lot about women when we're up here, okay? Because there's no women up here right now. We appreciate the ones that have been up here.

Hold on. Wait a minute. No, there's a woman. There's a woman. There's a woman. There's a woman. Yes. She didn't look like it. I didn't know who she was. I didn't know who she was up there. I guess I didn't see if she was hiding or something. It's a...

Where I have NASA? It's an astronaut Ann? Astronaut Ann. That's her name. That's who's the space station right now. Is she flying with us? She will be. She's staying there. Yeah, because she's not coming back.

I'm coming back. Yeah, it's astronaut Anne McLean. I love that. She's in the space station right now. She should be right next to you. She's not coming back with you. She's not coming back with you guys, with the dragon. Which one are you were at?

Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize that you were in hand. There's only two people up there. My bad. You're an Ann? I mean, with you all wake up here and you're an end? My bad. Did she come up here with me?

No, she didn't. No, you came up there with Earthy and, um, forget the other guy's name. Yeah, but I'm just saying Ann was already up here, right? Anne was already up here. She was a little. She didn't up there for a while now. That's what happens to you when you in the space is too long. Ann, stop, I'm sorry, okay.

NASA, we're going to have to go. We've got a little problem up here. We've got to go. And Jan Michael Vincent died. And I know you don't know who Jan Michael Vincent is, but he was a big time 70s TV star. And even before that as a young man, he was in all these TV shows. And he was like the heartthrob, the sex symbol of Hollywood, Jan Michael Vincent. And one of the things I didn't realize about him was that he was this huge star, had his big show.

The one big show was Air Wolf in the 70s. And it only went on for two years because they couldn't keep doing the show because of his coach. cocaine problem. They had a big cocaine problem, so they just shut it down. We couldn't keep doing it. So apparently in the last few years, and he was in all these shows and all these, everybody wanted to be with Jan Michael Vincent. He was a big superstar.

He was in movies with Bert Reynolds, movie with Kim Bassinger, Basinger, however you want to say that he was in, you know, gun, smoke, bananas, all these TV shows. He was 74. And apparently, in 2002, in 2002, when did he have that problem? Oh, in 2012. In 2012, he had an infection. They had to amputate one of his legs.

I don't remember that about Jan Michael Vincent at all. So he's been, he's really been suffering for a number of years now. That's sad. But he has passed away. Jan Michael Vincent, 74, dead at the age of 74. Oh, that's what we need. There's a retrospective voice out of that voice box machine. And that will be explaining to me.

How would that voice be? I don't know. I know it when I hear it. So 300 times have to go through this? Yes, every single stinking one. And we'd be thinking about different, there's different bits that we're going to do on different voices. But one of them will be retrospective.

So, you know, like Dr. Sex would actually be a good retro voice too. Is this Dr. Sex? I mean, this is. Hello. Hello. This is retrospective. No, it's not what I'm hearing. This is more doctor.

Sex. Is this in the machine, too? Because, oh yeah, I am for you, baby. You alone. Wait, wait, I was in the middle of Dr. Sex. What do you? No, that would not be a good retro, though. No, that's my, that's got, that's Dr. Sex, so you've got to keep that one on the...

We've gone through 12 of these, and I'm sure we're close to where it's been enough of this. So I apologize. On behalf of chewing the fat staff management. I just burped in the space mask. Oh, geez, hello. Hello. This is retrospective. Now, it's got to be a, it can't be devilish.

It's got to be just something like this, but different. You can call it beyond that. Oh, you silly people that believe in me. I think we're done for the day I think we're done for the day Yeah, just bring it in Yeah Let's land this thing, let's bring it in

No, we're taking off We're not landing We're leaving We're leaving, we're leaving No, no, no, we're leaving So get on the helicopter You do have a full tank of gas and everything You do have a full tank of gas

We prepped it up, you're ready to go So just say goodbye Subscribe for a review We'll be back on Monday We're done Alright, this is all we're looking to take this thing off. Thank you. I appreciate it.

Trapping back there. You're by yourself. You're by yourself. You're by yourself. There's nobody back there. I'm telling you, I strapped you in. So I strapped you in. So let's go.

I appreciate it. Why am I thinking? I'm not even in the... No, you're thinking the audience for listening. Yes, yes. You just finish your show. You're done. You wish you could be in this helicopter, don't you?

Yes, there you go. You can't. I am leaving. Okay, I'm out of here for the weekend. So, yeah. Yeah. And, right, I'm up here in this helicopter thinking about when am I going to hear Dr. Sex again? Thanks for listening.

Just chewing the fat. Oh, yeah. Remember subscribe. Whoa, hey. Remember subscribe. Rate and review and share. But most importantly, Yeah, let's put me in that, okay.

Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Alright, just go, just go, dude, just go, just go away. What do you mean? Just go away, just go, just go. Let's go. Let's go.