Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 461 | Getting Naked and Finding a Lost Species
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Thanks for coming along for the ride today.
This, as if you didn't already know, is chewing the fat.
So if you're looking for a gig, I know times are tough for a whole bunch of people.
Amazon might be the place for you.
They are looking to bring 33,000 new employees to the table.
Wow. I mean, that's a lot of employees, right?
I mean, okay, no problem.
So they have already hired, what, another $175,000 throughout the pandemic to try to, you know,
try to face the heat of the battle with everyone using them.
UPS is looking to bring on 100,000.
thousand people.
Now, that's, you know, I'm sure that most of the people that are getting hired now by
Amazon and or UPS are seasonal workers, right?
I mean, it's Christmas time coming up, holiday time, and they need extra people to
deliver packages, they need extra people to sort packages.
It's a busy time of year.
That's still a lot.
Now, Amazon said a lot of the 33,000 jobs aren't all just,
delivery people, their corporate and tech jobs,
those jobs are, you know, not bad jobs.
You get about $150,000 a year for those jobs.
And you get to work from home, at least for now, right?
I mean, you don't have to worry about relocating.
You just need to make sure you upgrade your high-speed internet.
I mean, that's pretty good.
That is pretty darn good.
And, you know, look, other retailers have had a tough time, right?
J.C. Penny, Jay-Crew, Brooks Brothers,
bankrupt, Lord and Taylor,
been a business for a couple hundred years,
bye-bye.
Coca-Cola, American Airlines,
announcing layoffs and buyouts.
Although J.C. Penny was just kind of saved.
I mean, mall owners Simon Property Group
and Brookfield Property Partners, LP,
have teamed up to acquire J.C. Penny's retail operations.
They're putting the finishing touches on the agreement,
So that deal, that's probably worth what?
A bunch of jobs, right?
At least 70,000, I would say, something like that.
That would save them from bankruptcy and liquidation.
And the mall owners would own the property and run the stores.
We'll see if that, how long that lasts.
We'll see if that works out.
That would be great if it does.
And we'll talk a little bit more about what's going to be happening with
those malls are just trying to save their own hide because nobody's going to the mall.
So anyway, Amazon is having a big career fair, all right, that they want to bring people into
the workforce.
And they're going to say, hey, even if you don't want a job with Amazon, come on to the
online career fair anyway.
We're going to be collecting resumes and give people a chance to talk to a recruiter.
even if you're not interested in a job at Amazon,
we can get you some resume help anyway.
That's pretty good.
I mean, that's nice of them.
That's really, really nice of them.
Now, the one thing that kind of, you know,
makes this story, I don't know, kind of sad,
is that Amazon is adding all these jobs,
and yet they still are the number two employer in the U.S.
I know, right?
You'd think they'd want to be number one.
Come on, Jeff.
What are you doing?
This will put them over a million.
They're already over a million.
This puts them well over a million employees worldwide.
Walmart still number one.
Walmart has over two million employees.
I don't know if Amazon's ever going to hit that.
Welcome to Chewing the Fat.
So I'm reading the story about Gillian Michaels.
You remember Jillian Michaels from The Biggest Loser,
and she's, you know, fitness trainer, extraordinary, you know, known around the world.
And she's a, you know, pretty good-looking female.
But apparently, she contracted coronavirus.
Now, she's 49.
Looks great for 49.
and says that she had contracted COVID-19 several weeks ago.
And she now is doing, she does an interview where she's telling people,
hey, don't go to the gym.
Well, why?
Look, she says, if you're afraid of COVID, you should not go to the gym.
And she says, I'm actually a person who let my guard down.
I haven't even spoken about this publicly, really.
A very close friend of mine gave me COVID several weeks ago.
Oh.
Okay. Well, um, how did you get it? Did you go to the gym with her? According to this story, I don't think she went to the gym. I think she got her hair done. She said, she let her guard down for about an hour with one of her best friends who does her hair and makeup and got it. She said it's just that simple. Okay. You know, neither one of them knew they had it. And, you know, they didn't know they had it for a while. And then she finally got it. Thanks to being. So,
healthy, it didn't affect her as much as she thought it would, right? So she's very, very happy about that
and very thankful. But I don't know why that would, according to this story, it doesn't seem like
she got it, going to the gym with her best friend who does her hair and makeup for an hour.
It sounds like they got together and didn't know they had COVID, and whether she was getting her hair
done or they were out to lunch and then they got COVID together.
But the reason, and throughout this whole thing, she's doing an interview discussing her
at-home workout app.
Oh, okay.
All right.
I understand now, Jillian.
People shouldn't go to the gym at all.
That's a nasty, filthy, dirty place.
But hey, don't forget to use my at-home workout app.
okay
all right
thanks Jillian
appreciate it
no problem
now now I believe
what you have to say
okay
you know
first of all
if you're going to use
an at-home app
you should use
better you
performance
Elvis Fisher
if you're going to use
an at-home app
workout app
and need help
making yourself
stronger and better
a better you performance
just a
You know, just passing along, Jillian.
So ever so often there's a show that you wish you were watching at the time, right?
So I see a story where a morning show is doing their live shot, of course,
and they've got a big deal going on, and they send their reporter out to do the live event,
and Holly and Philip are back in the studios.
We're going to throwing it to our girl out of the...
at the event and there she's out at the uh she's out at the natureist club and of course everyone
of the nature's club is nude so what does josie gibson do oh of course she has to get naked too she
obviously if you watch this clip is the best person to be part of the natures club
uh most of the people that are at the natures club you understand i understand i understand
the, I understand the feeling.
I just want to be naked, right?
It's a natureist club.
But they don't have
really
what you would hope they would have
at the natured club.
But she does her live report.
Nature's Club, where I'm joined
by all my new friends. Say hi.
Oh!
Keep these parts covered.
Now, talk about keeping your cards
close to your chest.
I thought if you can't beat them,
join them.
So,
So she's got her, you know, they're doing the live shot.
And it's just a minute live shot that I've got the giveaway.
And she's got a, she's got her cue cards covering up above her chest.
And they've got a wall there that they're standing behind.
And there's two guys, naturous, in the new car that they're giving away.
The one guy's sitting down and then the other guy is standing behind the open door.
Now, the guy behind the open door is doing his best to keep his nakedness behind the open door.
But the way the camera is pointed, you know, as the camera pans from left to right,
going from Josie Gibson, and she, you know,
and the camera pans back left to the car as she's pointing out what a great deal it is
and what the giveaway is.
The guy behind the door just kind of steps off a little bit.
And, you know, so he's got his nakedness all coming through to the morning show crowd.
And then, you know, of course, we flick back to the host who have this shocked look on their face.
and they're kind of like, ooh,
and then she's still going with the bit,
and then they go back to her,
and the camera pans again,
and Homeboy just kind of steps off back
a little bit to the side,
and then it's all out of the open again.
Just getting naked, naked on TV.
I love the naturist, huge fan.
Huge fan of the naturist.
Then I see a story.
People get naked everywhere.
Then I see a story in New Hampshire,
where they're voting in New Hampshire.
And so a lady walks in, according to the story, we don't know who she is.
There has not been a name.
Today has not been identified.
But the person who was in charge of the voting has been identified.
So I kind of believe that it's true.
Paul Scaffidy told her she couldn't wear a shirt featuring a political candidate while she voted.
She had a T-shirt on McCain Hero, Trump Zero.
t-shirt. Keep in mind, they're voting in New Hampshire and this ballot for the governor and
congressional seats. There's no presidential election going on. So McCain Hero Trump Zero t-shirt,
she can't wear it at the poll. And she, you know, the guy was like, was trying to tell her,
hey, just go out in the hall and turn it inside out and come back, right? And so the lady
says, well, do you want me just take it off?
And he said, I'd rather
not, but as soon as she's saying, you want me to take it off,
she just takes it off.
And she's obviously not wearing anything underneath
the T-shirt.
No, no report here, whether it was
worthy. I mean, obviously,
you're going to look, duh.
But it was worthy
where you're going to take a second look.
There was no doubt.
And she was just, you know,
they're topless with wanting to vote.
She takes a shirt off, no problem.
Now, she said, you know, we can't,
no person shall distribute where or post at a polling place,
any campaign material.
People convicted of this crime will be fined $1,000.
Okay, all right, but you're voting for.
I know we can't let, uh,
we can't let anybody through with a, you know,
benefit of the doubt thing.
and I guess she was mad
because she said another lady
was wearing an American flag t-shirt
oh, that's not electioneering
but the Trump zero shirt
would have to be covered
so she just took it off
and she went over to the
over to the voting machine
and continued to vote
and as soon as she was done voting
she put her ticket in
and she put her shirt back out
and she left tremendous
so if you're a fan of being
a naturist
that's the way to do it, right?
Now you can get in trouble.
He said he could have had a removed
for violating state indecency laws,
so you've got to be careful.
But he didn't want to inflame the situation further.
Smart move, Paul.
Really smart move.
Just let it happen.
You already made your point
with the
McCain hero, Trump Zero.
t-shirt, right? You made your point. So, and she was already ready to fight for it by just taking it off and, you know, let the, you know, let the breasts fly free of charge at the voting booth. So just let it go. And so he just let it go. He goes, ah, the things don't worry about. I'm not worried about it. She took it off. She followed the rule. I am fine. So just be ready. Be ready. If you're going to vote and you want to, you know, you want to set some.
Never happens when I'm there.
Very disappointing.
Very disappointing.
If you're going to do that and you're in the Texas greater DFW area,
let me know where you're going to do that.
I will attempt to be at the voting booth.
Just to be there.
That's all.
Hello.
It's okay.
And I love this story.
I can't wait to hear what do we got.
We got about three months.
Then we have about another another three to four months to get.
actual COVID babies.
Oh, right?
Speaking to being naked.
We're all born naked, okay?
Yeah, well, I know.
I got it.
But they just had a report from Fort Worth
that the Fort Worth Hospital,
Fort Worth Baylor Scott and White,
All Saints Medical Center,
given their full title, do.
Set a record in August for babies.
All right?
They had 581 babies born in August.
13 sets of multiples
Wow
That's a lot
And they average 19 deliveries a day
And one day in August
Which you know through the average up
32 babies in a day
Or you know
It's just a 24 hour period
That's pretty strong
And that's a record
All right so
581 now
297 were boys
284 were girls
How dare
they how dare they identify these babies as male and female, boy and girl, when they have not said what they identify as?
She's, I can't take it.
So, All Saints Medical Centers, Andrews Women Hospital, delivered about 6,000 babies a year, and it's the only hospital in fourth word specifically for women.
So we'll see in the next three months.
Right? And then the next three to four or five months, if we have that first big push of,
you see what I did there, that first big push of coronavirus babies, COVID babies.
I mean, there's plenty of babies. These can be considered, you know, being born during the
pandemic, you know, lockdown babies, but they're not really COVID babies.
Right. These babies, the COVID babies have got to come.
We've been in the lockdown, what, six months?
She's, six months.
Been locked down for six freaking months.
So, I don't know if you know the station period of humans,
but that's nine months, anywhere from eight to nine months.
So we got to wait.
We still have a couple of months before we can actually start saying that you are the,
you know, you're a COVID baby.
Yeah, of course.
And another thing that happens in other places that I'm never,
at when it happens in Tel Aviv, Israel.
This is going on in Israel.
I'm sure it's happening here in America.
At least I hope it would, but be from a different company.
A company is dropping bags of weed over downtown Tel Aviv.
I'm a fan.
I am a fan.
I got it.
I'm a fan.
They're just flying drones over Town Square dropping bagging.
of weed down on Town Square.
Yeah, and in the story,
people scrambled to scoop up the strains
in the middle of traffic.
Yeah, no kidding.
So a pro-legalization group,
Green Drone, hinted that,
yeah,
it's probably going to be us,
because the time has come.
Is it a bird?
Is it a plane?
No, it's the green drone
sending you free cannabis from the skies.
Yeah.
Now, they say they arrested the two people who were operating the drone.
What are you talking about?
The bags were packed with a dangerous drug.
Okay.
Was it packed with a dangerous drug of marijuana, cannabis?
A medical marijuana is already legal in Israel.
But the recreational use is illegal.
And most of it's decriminalized.
It's almost here in America.
Stop it.
Stop it.
releasing a dangerous drug
dropping little baggies of marijuana on the streets.
I mean, really?
It was in downtown in the town square, right?
So I'm not sure if it sucks about sending folks running into the streets.
They probably could have found a better place to drop the baggies like, you know,
toward a park or something.
So you're not causing traffic issues.
But just trying to, you know, think outside the box.
I get it.
I get it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
And we started drone deliveries, which is awesome.
All right.
North Carolina, they are starting to use drones to deliver grocery and essential items from a Walmart using their flytrex automated drones.
I want, okay, so Amazon, if you're not going to use the drones here in DFW, this is a hub.
good let's go let's go let's go let's go we've got i've got what i've got two big walmart super centers
and a neighborhood center in close range of my home so and a samms club in close range of my house
if walmart is going to start doing it let's go let's do the fly treks drone and let's go i want i want my product
If I have to become a stupid Walmart Plus member or whatever their new plan is, I will.
Okay.
The drones are controlled over the cloud using a smart and easy control dashboard.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So I'm all for it.
Okay?
I'm all for it.
And then they go back to quoting Sam Walton.
I've always been driven to buck the system to innovate, to take things beyond where they've been.
It remains a guiding principle.
Walmart to this day, from being an early pioneer of universal bar codes and electronic scanning
cash registers to our work on autonomous vehicle delivery.
We're working to understand how these technologies can impact the future of our business and
help us better serve our customers.
So be ready.
You know, all those Walmart semis on the road, those are going to be, those are going to be robotics soon, AI semis.
But, you know, they cut back, they still have over two million employees.
they can cut back a couple still be fine.
I don't want anybody to lose their jobs.
But I love how they use these.
They quote Sam as needed.
Mr. We buy American.
We sell American.
We're the all-American company.
Did Dad just die?
Yeah?
Okay. Everything to China.
I mean, they all made fortunes.
They all made larger fortunes once Dad passed away,
once Sam was gone, killing that buy American.
We only sell American.
We're an all-American company.
Oh, we still believe in America.
We do.
Now, we believe in America, but we're going to get our products from China because it's a lot cheaper and it's going to make us a lot more money.
Oh, okay.
Okay, no problem.
No, I'm not saying.
I still, I still buy stuff there.
I'm not bad-mouthing them for it.
I'm just saying what they did.
And I like how they pick and choose using Sam as their, oh, oh, Dad.
Sam Walton famously said that.
Did he?
Yeah, he said a lot of other things that we were just forgetting about now, too.
So anyway, my point, Walmart, hello.
Let's bring it on.
Let's go.
If you can save me from having to leave my home to get products, I'm all for it.
And you can quote me on that.
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Just a second.
I need to pause chewing the fat with Jeff Fisher podcast that I've been listening to prior to our meeting,
sir or ma'am or boss person or woman with an ex.
Hold, please.
And then, you know, when he says, what are you doing?
Why, I'm pausing chewing the fat podcast with Jeff Fisher,
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And then you're good.
You've covered it.
Oh, okay.
Thank you. And you're good to go.
So that's it. Just subscribe to chewing the fat. Thank you. Let's go to the break room. I need something cold.
All right. So we're in the break room. Oh, yeah. Well, I told you to subscribe to the podcast, but you should subscribe to the YouTube channel as well. Hello.
You know, I talked to John Seidel the other day and I put it up on my YouTube channel.
It's a quick interview, but he is donating a kidney to somebody he doesn't even know.
Just an incredible story.
Go to my YouTube channel.
Be sure to subscribe and click the little notification bell.
Chewing the fat.
Oh my gosh, it's the same name.
Chewing the fat with Jeff Fisher.
So you got the podcast and the YouTube channel.
But I can listen to the interview, and if you can help John out, that'd be great.
And if you can't, you can listen to the story.
It's fascinating how he's helping this man out that he didn't know.
Uh, yeah, sure, I'll give you a kidney.
Uh, what do you need?
The kidney guy?
I got one.
No problem.
I mean, I guess he, according, if you have to listen to the interview, because I don't
remember what was said in the interview, but I don't think he was on the corner hawking
his body parts, but it's possible that's could have happened.
And of course, you can always email Chewing the Fat at theblaze.com to communicate.
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NFL is back, baby.
I know.
I know.
I know I'm kind of fired up, actually.
And, you know, you don't have to, I know the NFL.
I get it.
And I'm with you, kind of.
I feel your pain.
I feel your pain.
I'm not going to, we could talk about the Hank Williams,
Jr. being dropped for Monday night football.
Not because of Hank Williams, Jr.,
but because there's not going to be any fans.
And it just wouldn't be right.
Oh, okay.
We could talk about Joe Burrell,
with the Cincinnati Bengals being asked,
the hardest hit he's taken.
And his answer was like,
I'm not going to give any.
that satisfaction. Love it. We could talk about the Kansas City Chiefs and the Houston Texans.
For those of you listening live on the 10th of September 2020. Is it September?
Yeah, it is September. I think I said August yesterday. Now that I'm remembering things I say in the past.
And I think I may have called yesterday August still. Wow. Anyway, it's September 10th,
2020, for those of you listening live. And we could talk about, you know, Patrick Mahone's coming up on the field again.
We could talk about Kansas City.
Wow, Arrowhead Stadium is going to have only 25%.
There are going to be fans there, though, but only 25%.
And they're not going to be all dialed up in chief regalia.
It's just incredible what's going on.
We could talk about all that.
But really, most importantly, about the NFL, is that more on trivia is back.
So every Friday during the NFL season, you know, as long as it lasts during COVID,
we are going to have more on trivia on Pat Unleashed.
So tune in, Pat Unleashed on Blaze Radio and Blaze TV.
I've been joining Pat all week.
It's been so much fun.
We've had a great time.
It's been some great shows.
I mean, I give and I give and I give to this Blaze podcast network,
this Blaze Radio Network, this Blaze Television Network.
I give and I give and I give.
You're welcome.
So just be ready for more on trivia to start.
I as commissioner is exciting.
And I believe that tomorrow,
and this kills me.
I hope he can't make it or something
because I guess we're having Stu show up
for Moron Trivia because the game is Philadelphia.
So, you know, Mr. I love the Philadelphia ego,
so we're going to be part of the Moron Trivia gang.
So be prepared tomorrow during Pat Unleased
for Moron Trivia.
I haven't seen the new Ozzy Osbourne biography,
The Nine Lives of Ozzy Osbourne,
but I see where they're, you know,
they're promoting it.
And of course,
they talk about Ozzy almost choking Sharon to death.
And it says,
while on several drugs.
Ha!
I mean,
that's a day of not being on drugs if you're only on,
if Ozzy's only on several drugs.
They say that we had a couple of fights.
You could tell it was building to something.
You could just feel it, Sharon said.
I just knew it was coming.
And it's like night and day when Ozzy's on drugs.
And Ozzy was calm.
But at that moment, he was.
He was just really calm.
And that frightened the crap out of me.
And Ozzy said,
I felt the calmest I've ever felt in my life.
It was like serenity.
Everything was just peaceful.
That's when I dove across the sofa.
I did choker to death.
Oh, okay, what I do like, though,
is that Sharon said that as he lunged across at me,
I felt the stuff on the table,
and I felt the panic button.
Now, you know there's an issue in your life.
If you have a panic button ready to go
because you're concerned about what's going to happen with your husband.
I mean, I guess it could be that you could overdo you.
dose or, you know, they're out of drugs or something.
I don't know.
But, I mean, if you have a panic button, so she said in this interview, I remember he lunged
across me, across the, across the sofa, and I felt the stuff on the table, felt the
panic button, and just pressed it.
The next thing I know, the cops were there.
Okay.
And then he was in jail.
And then he said he woke up in jail.
And then he said he woke up in jail.
jail and they asked he said what am i in here for and the cop says you want me to read your charge
you've been arrested for the attempted murder of Sharon Osborne I was very surprised when she dropped
the charges that's nice to share it really really nice of Sharon no doubt about it
and then there's the big court case going on with Eminem where he had
his intruder
Matthew David Hughes
Eminem said he got up
in the middle of the night and Matthew
was there was a guy behind him
oh
okay
and he thought it was his nephew
I think that's what he said originally
he said I thought it was my
I got up and I thought it was my nephew
and he told
M&M's
he said why you hear he says I was there to kill you
oh okay
How about no?
So he's been charged with first-degree home invasion
and malicious destruction of property
or malicious destruction of property.
Okay.
I mean, I might go with, you know,
perhaps attempted murder on that too,
but we'll see, first-degree home invasion.
I mean, you can't, wow, that's pretty incredible, right?
Eminem, you're able to break it to Eminem's
house like that without him knowing about it?
I mean, M&M, I would say SimplySafe, maybe.
I think you can afford it.
SimplySafe.com.
And you'd be all right.
You'll get yourself an alarm system.
So you're alerted when someone comes into your home.
And you can see, you just use the app and you can see, hey, look at that.
Is that my nephew?
Nope.
I think I'll call the police now.
So just trying to help you out, Mr. Mathers.
So we have a new initiative.
And it is a powerful initiative as well.
We talked yesterday about the Oscars and how they're changing their best picture initiative.
And they want to have, you know, underrepresented communities represented in the film industry,
you know, in the making of the film and in the film itself.
And I mean, really, we talked about it yesterday and just eating themselves, right?
And that will, people are still going to make movies without them.
and they're just going to be, oh, well, we can't.
Oh, we're not going to get an award?
Oh, darn.
I just want to make my movie with the best people and the best actors and the people who I want.
Not just following some breakdown of 30% of underrepresented community guidelines.
It's just agonizing.
So anyway, we have a new initiative also that just launched.
To change the look of American boardrooms,
specifically to make them look.
You guessed it.
Less white.
The board challenge, a project of Ultimator Capital, Valence, and the board list,
is challenging U.S. firms to add a black director to their boards within 12 months.
17 companies, including Zillow and Next Door, have taken the pledge.
27 members with at least one black board.
member already, United Airlines, Nordstrom, among them, are working with the project to
advance diversity efforts.
So according to this, 9% of Fortune 500 board members are black men and women.
66% are white men.
And 18, that number has been everywhere today, are white women.
This is according to the board list.
And black representation on boards hasn't budged in the last few years.
California has introduced legislation that would require.
Require!
I think that can't be constitutional.
To not just challenge publicly held companies to appoint at least one director from an underrepresented community by the end of 2020.
Okay?
they would require you to have at least one director wow wow
and according to this newcomers to find a seat in the board room
72% of the directors have previous board experience
how dare companies want people that have board experience
and are current or ex-CEOs okay i mean it's just
i get it i get it but i don't get it
So there you have it.
I get it, but I don't get it.
You know what I'm saying?
I think you do.
Also, good news coming out of New York,
which actually is a news that just makes me so angry.
New York Governor Andrew Cuomo is now going to,
and this is darn nice of him, too, Andrew the douche Cuomo.
He's going to a lot.
Did I say that out loud?
Gosh darn it.
Let me.
I'll try to edit that out.
No, it's too late.
Oh, okay.
Andrew, the douche Cuomo, is going to allow indoor dining in New York City on September 30th.
Oh, well, that's so nice at you, Governor Cuomo.
Thank you.
Thank you.
But hold on.
We're going to let you open back up.
But you can only have 25% capacity.
And look, diners, I got to get their temperature check to the door.
and one member of your party,
I don't care which one,
you choose one member of your party,
we want their information
for contact tracing purposes.
Oh!
How about, no?
I'm with that guy over there.
I mean, just incredible.
Just incredible.
Now, get this, according to this story,
and restaurants have been dying on the vine,
so, I mean, they want to be open.
Nearly 10,000 restaurants,
Wow, that's incredible.
10,000 restaurants set up outdoor seating since July.
It's because they all wanted to be open, right?
I mean, they just didn't care.
And now it's starting to get winter.
We talked a little bit about this this morning on Pat Unleashed.
So, I mean, now it's getting close to, you know, fall in winter.
So you start thinking, you know, outdoor dining probably won't be a good thing.
Nobody wants to eat outside when it's zero.
Temperature-wise.
Oh, really?
Really? Really, you think?
So looking ahead, though, the good news is that right now, which isn't really right now,
it's the end of the month, September 30th, you're going to be able to open up to indoor dining.
Governor Cuomo is going to allow you to do that.
You're going to be at 25% capacity.
You've got to check temperatures.
You've got to get contact tracing.
Well, at the November 1st, so there's going to give you a couple of months this way.
And then he's going to see if he kind of wants to let you have 50% capacity.
That is just agonizing.
Agonizing.
He's going to allow you to open up your business to customers.
I cannot tell you how that pisses me off.
And another thing that makes me angry that I read yesterday that Spotify deleted all the Alex Jones appearances on,
Joe Rogan's podcast in the archives.
That kind of ticks me off.
But then I see where, which I think is ridiculous, by the way,
ridiculous.
But, you know, they get to do what they want to do.
They're Spotify.
It's their company.
If they want to remove somebody, they can remove somebody.
And Alex has already been removed from the world,
except for wherever he does his show from these days.
According to that video, we played on Pat yesterday.
He lives at a,
the back room of a waffle house.
But according to other posts with the Alex Jones post,
Joe Rogan is leaving the Jones podcast up on his YouTube channel for viewing purposes.
So he's still going to be there.
And I guess he's going to be on the podcast soon.
Will that podcast air on Spotify?
I don't know.
Maybe it airs once and they take it and put it away.
Maybe it doesn't air at all.
I don't know.
maybe it just goes to Rogan's
YouTube channel
and that'll be it
but he's not being
according to this
he's not being shadow banned
well he's being censored a little bit
the company is deciding
we don't like that podcast that you did
so we're going to take it away
and we don't like the person you talk to
so we've decided
we're going to make it disappear
all right I'm not really crazy about that
but
you know he look
They're paying him $100 million,
and he's letting them do what he wants,
what they want to his stuff,
which now isn't his stuff.
It's Spotify stuff.
So, okay, you know,
good luck, God bless.
Spend your $100 million well, Joe.
Good for you.
And he's keeping it up on YouTube so you can go
and watch the interviews there if you're that much of an Alex Jones fan.
So all's well that ends well.
Right?
Right.
Download and subscribe to more content at the blaze.com slash podcasts.
So I got an email addressed to chewing the fat at the blaze.com.
And it's from Stephanie.
And she sent me some pictures, which I am a huge fan of.
She said they put some of the OSU COVID positive kids into an old holiday inn on campus.
and she drove by and noticed that the kids were using Post-it notes
to communicate with the outside world.
And she took some pictures of it.
And it is really awesome.
Really awesome.
The,
I might have to post them on Instagram.
Maybe I will.
Maybe I'll post these pictures on Instagram.
There's really, really cute.
So one picture has, you know,
Post-it notes as a sad face in the window.
one picture has
has
I think that's posted notes
but it's something marked that you could just make out a shadow
of the person that's in the window
it says
so bored
day five
in the next window
so bored day five
and then there's one
that I think is my favorite one window
it's a three window
room.
One window says
SOS, middle window,
welcome ladies with a big
heart on it.
And the top window says day three.
So, good luck.
Good luck with welcoming those ladies.
But it looks like if you scroll down the one picture
that had so bored,
is that a guy?
I don't know
I don't know
it could be a guy
but you know
if you
are you just locked into your room
so you can't even
I mean if it's a
if it's a quarantine hotel
you could be able to
walk down the hall
all right
no not without the alarm
going off Jeff
that won't stand
oh okay
all right well
never mind then
don't worry about it
so I was going through
my you know
morning emails this morning
which I you know
have a
I think I'm up to about 8,000
different companies that are sending me emails
every morning that I'm supposed to go through,
and I go through everyone too.
There's really only a couple that I go through.
And one of them has, you know, books that
that were supposed to be good and that are coming out soon.
And this one actually, I think I want to talk to this guy.
It's called the Ascent of Money by historian Nile Ferguson.
and he travels from ancient
Massopotamia to
21st century crypto wallets
to show how money,
credit, and finance
have evolved throughout the history.
I mean, you kind of know how it's evolved.
But it'd be fascinating to
learn more about how
they did it in ancient
Massapitavia.
And then you could listen to the B-52s,
their Massapitania
album, and that would be
It would be great.
It would be wonderful.
Because now all I can think of is for me.
And Massapetamia, it would be 52s.
And you could do that.
And just let the B-52s roll with it.
Now, they also go on to give you some questions about money.
Fill in the blank questions about money, which I found kind of fascinating.
So blank are banned from being featured on U.S. currency.
Do you know the answer?
People who are alive are banned from being featured on U.S. currency.
The most common note in circulation is the blank bill.
I mean, you know that answer to that, right?
I mean, it's the dollar bill.
Hello?
The phrase blank has been featured on U.S. paper currency since 1957.
the phrase in God we trust has been on the U.S. paper currency since 1957.
I would have bet longer than that.
Each year, more blank money is printed than real money.
I mean, my answer would be counterfeit money, right?
I mean, that's what George Floyd was trying to push off.
And ever so often, I mean, you.
run across a counterfeit 20.
So my answer would be that, and I would be wrong, according to this.
Each year, more monopoly money is printed than real money.
You know, pretty soon that's what our money's going to be worth.
Anyway, if you listen to the experts.
Coins are blank before they're minted.
According to this, coins are pickled before they're minted.
I got to check that out.
I got to see if that's true.
Coins are pickled before they're minted.
Okay, so according to this, nickels, dimes, and quarters are pickled before they're minted.
So the blanks that are used to make the coins are pickled.
So the nickel blanks are soaked in a special chemical solution,
and this pickling washes and polishes the coins.
the blanks.
Okay.
All right, that's great.
And for those of you that are wondering
how to keep your cucumbers crisp
when pickling,
the whole pickles,
pack the cucumbers snugly into the jars,
starting with the larger ones
and filling in gaps with smaller ones.
Remember, cucumbers shrink a little during processing,
so pack tightly.
For the spears,
cut into quarters lengthwise,
then press back together
before pickling into jars to maintain crispness.
Just to passing that along a little bit,
help you out in your pickling of cucumbers.
All right, so with the fires happening in California and Oregon,
be ready for the animal stories to come out.
I mean, I know we've already got the people story,
and the people story is, you know, sad,
and we're losing lives, and people are really struggling with the fires.
I mean, they're losing.
everything that they've ever worked for. It's sad.
But the animal stories are going to be coming soon.
I saw a story about these animals in the Amazon
that the mission is to save the animals.
And one baby was run over by a car
as they fled fires raging across the world's largest rainforest.
She arrives stressed, screaming, and smeared with blood.
The owner of the clinic,
wrap the pear in a small white cloth.
That's his mission, is to save the animals in the Amazon,
one of the Earth's most biodiverse habitats.
They face an ever-growing threat as loggers and farms
advance further and further into the rainforest.
And then this article from Reuters is showing,
I don't know there's never since you'd see it in the U.S., maybe you would.
but I mean this article is showing you know dead animals he's holding hey here's an anteater that got burned up
okay hey here's a picture of an ant eater that got run over by a car oh okay all right thanks for that
no problem uh here's an animal that somebody had illegally what kind of animal is that that's a tuberc
CEO oh that's the clinic wait what's the animal hold on his name is the tapir tapir t a p i r
from an illegal farm.
Okay.
I mean, it's like a giant
horse pig animal.
I've got to find out what that is.
Okay, it's a
large hermivorous mammal
similar in shape
to a pig.
It's pretty big.
With a short prehensled
nose trunk.
It's a weird-looking animal,
but it might be fun to have around.
Maybe that's what the illegal farm
had in mind.
It was just fun to keep around.
But no.
But no, it's illegal captivity for these.
And they show birds injured.
It's just, it's a weird story.
And they show a little baby monkey.
I'm not laughing.
I'm not laughing.
I'm crying.
I'm crying is what I'm doing.
They show the little monkey laying there.
And then the mom has got traumatic brain surgery and her condition.
I don't know how the mom got traumatic brain injury, by the way.
And it said that they wrapped her and her condition slowly improves.
Ah, but the baby didn't make it.
The baby that we showed you, ah, didn't make it.
Okay.
All right.
I got you.
Thank you.
And they show another ant eater that survived, that they brought back home.
And now it's living in the house, but they're going to set it free after the surgery.
And birds are getting helped.
I mean, okay, great.
Thank you.
Appreciate it.
And then they've got the ant eater.
So they show an ant eater that had a broken leg that they believe looks like it got into a fight with a porcupine.
And they found the ant eater in a garage.
And they figure that it got driven there from the fires because they don't normally go into the area where there are homes.
Oh, okay.
So, but it got into a fight with a porcupine.
So they fixed him up.
and it shows where they sent them off,
they put them back out into the wild.
And then the very next picture is a nanniter
that got run over by a car.
I'm not crying.
I mean, I'm crying.
I'm not laughing.
It's be wrong to laugh.
Because what do they want me to do?
I guess I'm supposed to feel sad, and I do.
Gosh darn it.
If there was anything I could do
to save these animals in the rainforest,
I would.
And then we find out, we're supposed to know that climate change, right,
is killing all these animals with people and fires and animals are being lost and they're going extinct
and we're never going to find them.
And then there's this animal in Africa that's believed to be a lost species, right?
Now, a lost species is just, you know, it falls off the radar.
We haven't seen it in a long time.
We believe it to be extinct, but we're just calling it a lost species.
This particular animal hadn't been seen for 50 years.
It's called an elephant shrew.
It was considered a lost species.
For those of you watching live on the 10th of September 2020,
you can see me, lost species, in quotation marks.
So now all of a sudden, and it's supposed to be in Somalia, right?
The only time they'd seen it is in Somalia.
And that's where it's been documented from.
and so they hadn't seen it.
More than 50 years, 50 years.
So apparently somebody is walking through Djibouti,
one of our favorite African countries,
or the Republic of Djibouti.
It's not Djibouti.
I know what it's called.
And if you haven't listened in a while,
we're a fan.
We have listeners from time to time in Djibouti.
I believe those are our military personnel.
Somebody's walking through the Republic of,
of Djibouti, and they like, hey, isn't that one of those,
one of those elephant shrews, the Somalia Seg guy that looks like a mouse but has a
trunk like nose? Yeah, that is it. Isn't that supposed to be extinct or a lost species?
Yep. Haven't we, we haven't seen one of those in 50 years? I know, but you've been looking in
Somalia. It's in Djibouti.
Oh, okay. So, there you go. So climate change really isn't attacking all the animals, is it? No. No, it's not. Could it be just a cyclical thing? Like animals, you know, they go extinct and a new animal comes on board? Could it be something like that? No, no, no, you're right. You're right. Never mind. Never mind.
