Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 462 | Fat Pile Friday - All You Can Eat Weigh in & Stuffed With Cash EDITION
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It is a beautiful day.
I guess.
Happy Fat Pile Friday.
9-11, 2020.
Do you realize that it's been exactly six months?
Six months since the World Health Organization declared the coronavirus outbreak a pandemic.
Wow. It's been six months. It seems like only yesterday, doesn't it?
No, I didn't think so. Welcome to chewing the fat.
Plus 19 years, 19th anniversary of September 11th, the terrorist attack in New York, in Washington, D.C., and in Washington, D.C., and in...
in Pennsylvania with the crashed plane that we took over and crashed in shanksville.
Just incredible.
I watched some videos.
We were watching a recap video during Pat Unleashed this morning.
And it, for those of you listening live, on the 11th of September 2020.
And it brought back all these memories, the 9-11 memories.
we have people
it's a shocking thing to think about
but we have people this year that are going to be voting
in the election
and are voting in other elections
that only remember 9-11 as history
not living through it
and I mean that's been actually been going on
so I mean it's been 19 years
I get that but it's just when watching those
watching the videos of the day
of the actual day
September 11th, 2001,
wow, all these memories
came back on what,
you know, you look at the timeline now and you go,
this happened, this happened, this happened,
but to look back on it
and say this happened, this happened, this happened,
it doesn't really do the feelings
that we all had justice.
And, you know, I guess that's true
with any,
any horrific thing in history.
And since, you know, this was one
that, you know, I lived through,
you know, it's there.
And I remember it.
But it was just horrible to watch and remember every year it happens.
You know,
and you just remember how you felt and what was going on
and what was happening in your life and, you know,
what you were doing.
I mean, we were in Tampa and we were doing the, you know,
the Glen Beck program.
And, you know, it was afternoons and nights.
And it was, you know, and then we were up in the morning.
And I remember Amber saying,
you need to come in here and see this.
And then, you know, as you're sitting there,
and the second one, the second plane hits the tower,
you, your day is, I mean, the phone is ringing,
and, you know, you're ready to go into the station,
and we're doing live coverage,
and we don't know what's going to happen,
and we're in Tampa, so we're at, you know,
that's McDill Air Force Base,
and the military command is there.
So, I mean, we're thinking,
You know, we're a possible area of attack.
President Bush was in our neck of the woods.
He was in Sarasota, Florida, which is, you know, greater Tampa Bay.
Just incredible, an incredible morning and an incredible, incredible day.
And to look back on it just really is, well, I don't want to look back on it.
I don't want to think about it.
But you have to.
Never forget, right?
You have to.
And then I went to the memorial.
you. And I took my oldest son, Elvis. In fact, I just posted a picture on Facebook of when we were
there. And it's just, you know, an amazing scene. And this was before the towers were being built.
They weren't done the last time I was there. And it's just a, just amazing. And it's, uh, you know,
you remember and you, you say prayers for everyone that lost their lives and you see all the people
walking in the streets covered in that soot and how sick they got and many of them passed away after
so they were you know remnants of the 9-11 attack but they weren't really part of the 9-11 attack it was just
incredible and how much we loved the police and the firemen at that time and how much i looked at
there was a couple of shots where they show people on the street in new york and
before they were covered in soot and you know you can't tell
what skin color they are.
But before that, everyone is on the street, shoulder to shoulder,
looking up at the towers when they were burning and after they fell and what's going on.
And everyone, nobody cared.
It wasn't about black, white, red, yellow, green.
It was about being human and Americans.
And we didn't know what was happening.
We didn't know what was going to happen.
It was just, all right, I'll stop.
I'll stop.
I know.
I know.
I get it.
That's not why you're here, and I understand that.
So welcome to chewing the fat.
It's Fat Pile Friday.
We've got a, I mean, there is a pile of fat today.
You can quote me on that.
It's Fat Pile Friday, and we've got a pile of fat to get to.
So let's get to it.
Kate Winslet says Hollywood's regard for Woody Allen and Roman Polanski was
effing disgraceful.
She's worked with both Woody Allen and Roman Polanski looking back.
She has questions.
why the film industry, herself included, ever even supported the men.
Right?
Well, Kate, welcome to the party.
Where you been?
Okay?
Where you been?
It's unbelievable to me, she says.
How those men were held in such high regard, so widely in the film industry,
and for as long as they were, it's effing disgraceful.
Well, uh, yeah, uh, yeah.
She starred in Alan's Wonderwheel and Polanski's.
carnage. I have to take responsibility for the fact that I worked with them both. I can't turn back the clock. I'm
grappling with those regrets, but what do we have if we aren't able to just effing truthful about it all?
Right? I know, Kate. I know. Now, she also goes on to say that when you're younger,
you do this nonsense thing of just thinking that's what men say.
And they do it sometimes like they're breathing.
I don't know a single girl who hasn't experienced some level of harassment on that level.
Even if they're just words, they're so powerful.
It's like bullying.
What is she referring to?
Well, she's was, well, she had a repressed memory from shooting the 1994 Heavenly Creatures film.
Now, she emphasized that the experience.
acting in the film was one she loved and an objectifying comment made on set by a camera boy during a
topless scene stuck with her so kate winslet is topless making a movie we're not supposed to notice that
i guess you can notice it you just can't say anything and so one of the one of the camera boys
during that topless scene said,
well, I guess it's hard.
And he used his own word.
Hard mail part day, boys.
And apparently that's bullying.
So she was topless.
Now this was a repressed memory.
I hope you're going to be okay, Kate.
I want you to be okay with it.
I mean, I know you're working through it.
And I know you feel bullied.
And I know that it was a repressed.
memory and you probably tore you up to bring that memory back to the surface.
But how could how could you go on with your acting career and your star career,
knowing that when you were topless making a movie,
that someone on set, a male, a camera boy, said,
well, I guess it's hard man part day, boys.
Okay, Kate.
Okay.
You know what?
On behalf of all camera boys working with you during a topless scene, I apologize.
I apologize.
And we'll try not to objectify women anymore, okay?
Another story has been sitting on the fat pile this week that, you know,
I'm going to try to get to everything in the fight pile today,
even if it's just a headline.
I promise I will try.
The seventh grader, a young African-American black kid,
was at school online at home during his virtual art class.
And the mom said, she got a call from the vice principal
saying that a police officer was on the way to her house.
Now, she's at work.
Now, this is all because her son had played with a toy gun during his virtual art class.
Now, according to this, this is a Washington Post story.
She says she was terrified, especially considering her son is black.
Well, okay.
We can talk about that another time.
But what I really want to talk about is how you're in your own home.
And now that you're doing virtual classes, the school feels like,
They're in your home and can dictate what's going on in your home.
And that's what's happening.
So be careful.
We can go down the sex paper, the road.
We can go down any kind of road about schools and what they're teaching your kids.
But really, they're in your home.
We're allowing them in your home virtually.
And now they call the police to come to your home because the kid is playing with a toy gun at home.
Now, the gun was obviously a toy.
It was black and green with zombie hunter on the side.
Even if it wasn't obviously a toy, all right?
Let's say you looked at it and you weren't sure if it was a toy or not.
Wouldn't you say, hey, um, Elliot,
I mean, Isaiah is his son.
Elliot's the last name.
Wouldn't you say, Isaiah, what's that you have in your hand and put it away, please?
There's no time for that now.
But no, we don't have that.
We just worry about, hey, you've got a gun, and we're going to call the police and send them to your home.
Oh, okay.
All right.
The boy who has attention deficit hyperactivity disorder was destroyed.
and playing with a gun, which she believed was fake,
assuring the teacher that it was a toy gun
and that she would talk to her son
about keeping it away during class.
This was the email she received from the teacher.
Now, he's in special classes already.
But the vice principal had already called the school research officer
to review a recording of the class.
Oh!
So now they're recording what's going.
on. Now, according to the school, they say that we don't normally record things, but it was our first
week. And, you know, yeah, there's a recording function. And we were still becoming familiar
with the platform. We don't normally do that. But, you know, you know how it is. You know,
first week back, teachers don't know what they're doing.
You can't figure out, oh, that red button means it's recording.
Yeah, don't worry about that.
Just, we're going to record anyway.
We're going to be able to go back and take a look at what's going on to your home and what that room looks like.
And we want the police there.
And if they decide to arrest you or anybody else, that's fine with us.
Now, they didn't arrest anyone.
And he was suspended from the school for that.
The father said he went back and looked at the foot.
and it looks as though he's moving the gun from side to side from one side of the sofa to the other side of the sofa not waving it in front of the camera like they claim also the mom is all wound up because he's a young black boy right let's we'll get back to that uh so she was concerned that we've all seen what could happen to young black children in america well really what happened to your son with the police is what happens most of the time unlike what you're claiming but i'm
I'll give you that just because I don't know.
Maybe I shouldn't give it to you, but I will that you're concerned about, you know, your child's safety.
Maybe you should have been home with them.
I know.
I know.
It's a silly, silly, silly thing.
Oh, that's just me.
I know you got to work and raise your kids.
I know that.
But according to the mom, they argue that.
calling the police actually put Isaiah's life at risk.
Well, did it?
Because no, it didn't.
Of course, the kid was scared.
But according to the mom, he was traumatized.
Okay.
I mean, he scared?
Yes.
Upset?
Yes.
Traumatized?
I doubt it.
But I'll give you that again.
See, I'm being nice.
I'm being nice.
I'm giving it to you.
Just no.
This whole thing is agonizing from front to back.
The most agonizing thing to me,
because the police came, didn't arrest him,
didn't kill him, mom and dad.
The interaction was that of the police called,
thought there might be a problem.
We're here to see if there is a problem.
Nope, there isn't one.
Take care.
Okay?
Seems to be fine.
That's what you want the police.
The school.
Oh, we were recording and everything,
but we just, it was a screw up as the first week.
We didn't know how things worked.
We're sorry, but hey, that's the way it goes.
And here's the recording.
And we're inside your home.
And we are going to dictate what your children can have and what they can't have
when they're in class.
Um, how about no?
Speaking of, how about no?
The hair salon that Nancy Pelosi went to to get her hair done during the lockdown in California and in San Francisco.
And, you know, was caught on, I'm sorry, set up by being recorded, you know, breaking the rules.
it's not a law.
She was breaking a mandate from those on high.
Let's be clear about that.
I keep hearing everyone say,
oh, she's breaking the law.
There's new laws set up.
No, it wasn't these mandates.
They're not laws.
Anyway, she is closing her doors.
She can no longer stay open.
She claims that she's done with San Francisco.
She's closing her doors.
Now, she says, you know, unfortunately,
she's received so much negative attention.
from the controversy that she's been forced to close her business.
Now, she's received so many phone calls, text messages, emails, all her Yelp reviews,
saying that they hope I go under and that I fail.
So it's just a lot of negativity towards my business.
That's, she's devastated and she's going to have to close her doors.
I know.
I know, I'm with you.
And, you know, the whole thing is just a nice,
However, it's so much of a nightmare and she's been so much negative attention.
She was only able to raise, you know, 300,000 on the go fund me.
So, you know, there's that.
He's able to pay off the debts,
forced to use it for relocation.
You know what?
I think I'm, Nancy, if you want to come and visit me,
I'll set you up too.
And then we can start to go fund me.
So that I could get, you know, $300,000.
And then, oh, so much negative attention.
Oh, I just, I can't.
I can't remain open anymore.
I know.
Boy, do I want to.
Man, do I want to stay here.
But I can't.
I can't.
It's just horrible.
So I'm just going to take my $300,000.
and go over here.
And I'm not going to tell anybody where I'm going
because of the negative attention.
I mean, that's a pretty good deal.
I think that's a pretty good deal.
Yes, I'm willing to shut my business down
and take an extra $300,000 and leave.
I'm willing to do it.
I'm going to go out on a limb
and let you know I'm willing to do that.
All right, let's go to the break room.
I need something cold to drink desperately
here on chewing the fat.
Oh, my gosh.
And then we'll get to the headlines.
We've got a ton of headlines.
I'm sorry, a ton of stories in the fat pile to get to.
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fat all right all right let's get to the headlines so uh 500 000 dollars 500
thousand dollars okay i'm sorry and i don't want to i know i know i know i know i know i don't
this show will not lie to you knowingly 491 000 280 so it wasn't 500 000 the headline says
nearly 500 000 i guess that's true 491 000 280 dollars in unreported u.s currency was found
stuffed inside furniture
that was trying to be smuggled
outside of the country.
So the U.S. Custom and Border Protection Officers
at Miami International Airport
said that the money was concealed
inside a chair in a crate
with other furniture.
The shipment was headed, headed to the Dominican Republic,
was selected for examination during outbound
enforcement operations.
I mean, was it luck of the draw?
I don't know.
How do they, or was it, you know, did they have a tip?
All right.
Criminal organizations attempt to export large sums of cash to launder their ill-gotten gains.
I know.
I know the agency's acting port director said,
oh, this might get him the job, right?
Now, they didn't say who the money belonged to or whether criminal charges would be filed.
So maybe they don't know.
Maybe it was just the luck of the draw.
Just a random, hey, let's go ahead and check that chair right there.
It looks overstuffed.
Oh, it's overstuffed with $491,000.
Yeah, that's funny.
So travelers bringing more than $10,000 out of the U.S.
Must report it to customs officials.
And I would say that if you had, it's been reported,
we could go back and find out,
but it seems to me that there's been people traveling with less than $10,000.
in cash and had the had it forfeited so I would say be careful with that and I know that it's crazy
it is to me that you can't travel with money now I get stuffing hundreds of thousand dollars in
furniture smuggling it out of the country so you're not reporting it and there's no taxes it's drug money
it's going to the drug lords I get it but if I'm traveling with 9,000
$999.
Does that make it okay if I say,
hey, there's $9,99 in that bag.
And I'm telling you that.
I don't have to tell you that
because it's not $10,000,
but I'm telling you that.
You're going to let me fly?
I don't know.
If I don't tell them,
because it's not $10,000,
and they go,
hey, that looks like $10,000.
And I say,
no, that's $9,990.
You know you're going to be held up.
and they're going to count it.
And they may take it after that.
It's just, I know, I know, I know, I know.
Contraband drone was snagged in a prison net.
You know, we've talked before about how drones are dropping things into prisons.
So a drone carrying marijuana, cigarette lighters, and cell phones got caught in a net above a Mississippi prison.
And they were arrested two guys.
Take that.
I mean, the two guys are out there with trying to run the,
drone. Oh, no, it's got caught in the net. It's caught in the net. Okay. All right. So I guess the,
they were caught on camera, security video, of them launching the drone. I mean, maybe if you're
going to drop stuff off at the prison from a drone, I don't know. You know where the cameras are.
Just a thought. You know, maybe you do, right? So they carried two ounces of pot. I'm sorry,
marijuana buds a cell phone phone chargers headphones and several cigarette lighters
I wonder if there was just a fluid cigarette lighter fluid in those lighters or if it was
something else they probably would have thought of that at least you hope they would
so they were just trying to help their friends that's all they were just trying to help their
friends I know I know so now the prison has said well we're going to confiscate that
drone and we're going to use it
here at the prison.
So it's going to be working for the law.
And that's the way
it, that's what we're going to do now.
This is only the third
drone intercepted at a state
prison. And it says here, the third.
I mean, I would say only the third.
It would seem to me that
that means that
there's a lot of drones not getting
caught in the net.
It's just me. That is
just me thinking about that.
so remember the documentary
Jurassic Park
when Jeff Goldblum
who was a scientist
I know he wasn't a scientist really he was a doctor right
doctor what was his stupid name
Dr. Malcolm Malcolm yeah
Dr. Malcolm
Remember now in that documentary
he pointed out in a scene
about sterile eggs and all the dinosaurs being female, right?
How do you know they're all female?
There's somebody go out in the park and pull up the dinosaur skirts?
We control their chromosomes.
It's really not that difficult.
All vertebrate embryos are inherently female anyway.
They just require an extra hormone given at the right developmental stage to make them male.
We simply deny them that.
Denial them?
The kind of control you're attempting is,
It's not possible.
Listen, if there's one thing the history of evolution has taught us,
it's that life will not be contained.
Life breaks free.
It expands to new territories,
and it crashes through barriers painfully,
maybe even dangerously, but...
Oh, there it is.
There it is.
You're implying that a group composed entirely of female animals will breed?
No, I'm simply saying that life finds a way.
Think about it.
And that was from the documentary Jurassic Park.
Well, experts at the St. Louis Zoo are trying to figure out how a 62-year-old ball python laid seven eggs, despite not being near a male python, for at least two decades.
The manager of the herpetology at the zoo said, it's a lot of the zoo.
unusual, but not rare
for ball pythons to reproduce
asexually. You know,
the snakes sometimes store
sperm for delayed fertilization.
The birth is also
unusual, though, because the ball pythons
usually stop
laying eggs long before
they reach their 60s.
I mean, that's another issue in itself, right?
Snakes are living over 60
years? No, thank you.
No, thank you. I'm not a big
fan of snakes living
how about over
60 years? No, no, thank you.
So she's definitely the oldest
snake that they know of in history
that they know of to lay eggs.
So she's definitely the oldest snake ever
documented in a zoo.
Now the python, which is,
they don't even have a name for the python.
It's just the old lady, the old lady python.
Three of the eggs
remain in an incubator.
Two were used
for genetic sampling and snakes in the other two eggs did not survive.
Couldn't we just use those for some genetic sampling and try to breed the others as well?
Okay, I guess, whatever.
So we might find out if they actually survive in about a month.
The genetic sampling is going to show whether the eggs were reproduced sexually or asexually.
which is called a facultative parthenogenesis.
Okay.
It's called what again?
Facultative.
Parthenogenesis.
Oh.
What was that again?
Facultative.
Parthenogenesis.
All right then.
That's what it's called.
So we'll check back.
I'll remember to check back in.
find out what exactly happened to the eggs from the St. Louis Zoo, but always remember, life
finds a way. Good news, too, coming from Chuck Norris, he's pissed. And you don't want
none of Chuck Norris being pissed. So apparently the, um, the advertisement saying that Chuck has
found a new way to help him with his male part being, uh,
you know, like a building erect.
He,
can you imagine, according to this story,
can you imagine the kind of deranged individuals
that would expect the general public
to believe that Chuck Norris would have issues?
Can you imagine that Chuck Norris would have issues?
But that's what the mental leap,
the sociopaths,
over at bio-molecule solutions or molecular solutions,
bio-molecular solutions and biogenetics are asking you to make.
The lawsuit is waged against him.
He's the one.
He's one of them that can do it.
Good for them.
So he and the wife are pissed.
They deny aligning themselves with such a foreign concept.
Nevermind company.
And seeking compensation, they should seek compensation.
And they should put an, you know,
put an end to these dirt bags, but they're not going to because they keep moving around.
So good luck and God bless.
As long as we're talking about animals, there's a lady living in Austin, Texas, who is,
according to the story, making about 10 grand a month on her only fans account that,
uh, where she pretends.
to be a dog.
I know.
I know.
Makes me kind of think like,
okay.
So she claims,
look,
I've always acted like a puppy.
Not in a sexual way.
I used to pretend
when I was growing up.
Looking back at it now,
it's kind of always been there.
You know?
I just didn't know there was a scene.
And I just thought it was my personality.
So Jenna Phillips,
according to her,
got a, started in OnlyFans
an account.
and, you know, for extra cash.
But for about a year and a half, she posted vanilla content and just, you know, little stuff.
It wasn't doing well.
She wasn't making any money.
And then, and then, that's when the big bucks kicked in, because she decided that she met two men who opened her eyes to the fact that her fetish was an entire subculture.
And she began posting far kinkier videos.
to great success.
Okay.
She has 215,100
TikTok followers.
Which is sending
money to her only fans
$10,000 a month.
She gave up
the optician job.
And she now
does full-time
puppy play.
I know.
I, you.
know I know. Don't look at me like that. I know. She even knows. She says, I know it's insane.
Yeah. But, okay. So she, they show her, you know, running around the house and she's got, you know,
apparently her partner punishes her and sends her outside. And then she goes outside with a tennis ball and
they've got pictures of her running around and I'm sorry dogging around puppying around outside and
you know wearing the dog collar and really I would be happy with a better looking dog but she's not
bad okay fine we'll just leave it at that and then um it shows uh it shows her eating dog food nasty
now but I don't know that this is a dog food that comes from uh comes from our company that we know
but you know what company I'm talking about the guy from Texas
Mitch Mitch Feltarhoff from Munster Milling Company we talked to him he ate
nothing but dog food for a month dog food that his company makes that is perfect
and good and good for you we even tried some on the show and go back and listen to the
podcast back in boy when the heck was that that had to have been quite a while ago
Yeah, it was in January.
End of January.
Right, because he did it for the month of January.
That was his New Year's thing.
Anyway, Molnar milling company for that dog food.
But it doesn't look like this particular, our girl, Jenna, is eating that dog food.
It's possible that she is?
It's possible?
It just doesn't look like that.
Now, she also says, look, the majority of girls do kittens and foxes or rabbits.
And the majority of puppies.
and the majority of puppies are men.
But it's kind of her mindage occupation.
I thought about it for a long time
when I first got into pet play.
I feel like a dog.
So that's what I decided to be.
Isn't that special?
Ah, it sure is.
Good for you.
Ten grand a month.
That's not a bad deal.
That's not a bad deal.
You got to act like a dog every day.
I don't know how about what she's posting.
I don't know how many times she's, you know, doing her doggy play or puppy play.
But, you know, you're pulling in 10 grand a month for being a puppy for, it doesn't say how long either.
I mean, that could get annoying.
I mean, I don't know how long she's pulling that off.
And this is going to come as a surprise to you.
I am not a member of her only fans page.
So, maybe we can find the TikTok, though.
Oh, no.
can't do TikTok.
And TikTok's going to be gone now.
So, oh, she can be hurting.
Hope Instagram says that's okay.
Ha.
Boy, you don't know that, though, do you?
And speaking of cats,
Tennessee, authorities are investigating a loose tiger sighting.
Multiple sightings of a tiger.
Seeing loose wandering around Knoxville.
That would not be, that would not be fun to see.
I mean, I tell you, let me take that back.
It would be fun to see.
Let's say you walk outside your house and you open the garage door.
You're ready to go to work and walk out of the house.
You open up the garage door and then there's a tiger standing there.
What would you do?
A, I would walk back in the house or you just, you know, hopefully close that garage door
and the tiger just kind of stays frozen there, right?
It doesn't decide to come into the garage.
That would be an issue.
And here in Texas is probably getting shot, right?
But according to them, they said that, you know,
they haven't received any reports that the tigers went missing.
They're all accounted for at the Knoxville, the zoo, Knoxville and Tiger Haven,
which is a big cat sanctuary.
Maybe they should get a hold of our man Joe Exotic.
If Trump gets him out of prison,
gives him a pardon.
Let's get Joe Exotic out there, the Tiger King.
Get him down to Knoxville.
Let's get that tiger taken care of.
Or you could call what's her face from Florida and have her take care of.
Carol Baskin.
Just, you know, stay upwind.
So now I'm thinking about my man, Mitch Felderhoff,
from Munster Milling here in Texas,
the All-Natural Pet Food Company.
I wonder how he's doing, how that company is doing since the lockdown.
I'm going to get a hold of Mitch.
and see how the heck they're doing.
Because remember, he spent 30 days eating nothing but dog food.
And his dog food, you know, from his Munstermilling.com company,
was, you know, healthy and it was good for you.
And that's what they were saying to make it.
I mean, dogs have to eat, right?
Even during this lockdown, I wonder if Munster Milling had to close down.
And it was just the dog food at Walmart that you could buy.
That's incredible.
That probably is the case.
I mean, I'll reach out to Mitch out to Mitch.
But you can go back and listen to the episode, episode 293.
It's a Fat Pile Friday edition as well with Mitch.
Who's a good guy?
I need to talk to him again.
And also, you know, if you're going to go back and listen to the older episode of Fat Pile Friday, episode 2.93,
you might as well subscribe to the YouTube channel too, chewing the fat.
Don't forget about that.
Just go ahead and click the subscription and notification bell for the YouTube channel.
And you'll be fine.
All right.
You'll be fine.
And this story's been in the Fat Pile.
you with one quick story that happened in China as they apologized to the public for their
new restaurant policy asking diners to weigh in before entering their establishment.
I could see that happening in the United States, in today's world.
So according to this, customers are asked to stand on the scale prior to entering the restaurant,
to scan their weight into an app that provides recommended food choices available on the menu
based on their weight and caloric values of the dishes.
How about no?
So I guess there's signs all over that say, you know, be thrifty and diligent,
promote empty plates, Operation Empty Plate,
Operation Empty Plate,
tonight's episode,
Operation Empty Plate.
That brings me to my favorite, my favorite comic strip from, I think it was Farside,
that had the big heavyset lady on one side of the counter,
and they had a guy answering a phone,
or had the phone up to his ear on one side of the counter with the cash register,
and the sign behind him said, all you can eat.
And the bubble captioned from the guy on the phone was,
battle stations.
Would you get that?
you're going to laugh.
All right.
I want to thank Reuters
for stealing my lines.
You're welcome.
Is all I have to say,
Reuters.
So last week,
I see a story
that talks about EU
demanding
potential veto
on Britain's
post-Brexit law
regulations.
And, you know,
look, I would say
no to that.
But I quote
tweeted the story
with
Dear EU, maybe you forgot about the divorce.
You don't get to make demands anymore.
Hashtag Brexit.
I mean, I guess you could make them and stick them at the same time.
I was just a funny little tweet, quote, tweeting a Reuters story.
Now I see a story today from Reuters with the headline,
UK respect for EU divorce treaty a must for any trade deal.
Oh.
Okay.
All right.
Download and subscribe to more content at the blaze.com slash podcasts.
So I see that they try to pawn this off as it was a quote from Pascal Donahoe,
who is the chairman of Euro.
zone finance. But when you read the article, there's no mention of divorce treaty in what he's
talking about. This is just them using my line, UK respect for EU divorce. Okay, so I just want to
be clear. No problem, Reuters. I mean, it's on Twitter. It's for everyone to use and abuse. I get it.
But I just wanted to thank you for using my line. If you need help with anything else,
let me know. Just call me. No problem. Or, you know, email me.
Join the fat at the blaze.com.
All good.
All right.
No problem.
Did you see, I was watching the football game last night.
I'm not going to talk about football.
It's fine.
Well, maybe a little, but not really.
I mean, I enjoyed the heck out of watching football.
It's good to have football back, period.
And for those of you that listen to more on trivia this morning,
if you're listening live to this show, which is 9-11, 2020,
we had a draw, really.
We got a quarter of play-in.
Both teams got all four questions, correct?
Philadelphia and Washington City, we didn't get any other calls.
We went to a couple of different calls, and they weren't there.
So just we called it a draw.
It was really disappointing.
And, you know, that's the way it is.
If we're not going to get the calls, then we're not going to play the game.
Just a, you know, side point out more on trivia.
Anyway, so I'm watching the game, Kansas City Chiefs and the Houston, Texans.
And they show off the social distancing.
Oh, I'm sorry.
the contact tracing,
a little tag that they're all wearing.
The Connectons Safe Zone tag for contact tracing and social distancing.
Now, they've been using this since training camp.
The NBA has been using the device at its bubble.
And I seem to remember that we talked a little bit about it
when the NBA came on board with their bubble plan.
But there were other stories all around,
encompassing that NBA story.
So we may not have gone into it as much as we should have.
So the safe zone tag alerts users when they break social distancing rules
and monitors who they are in close contact with.
Now, the company says that it's anonymous.
We're protecting players' privacies.
Oh, okay.
Okay.
How does that work out?
Well, as the NFL players arrive at Campa,
they were wearing them, you know, on the fields.
Each person is given a wearable smart tag that monitors the physical distance of their interactions
and for how long they occur.
Wow.
In the NBA bubble, the sound of beeping indicates social distancing has been compromised
and has become part of the new normal.
You can bet money that this is going to be for everyone.
soon they're throwing it using this professional sports teams as the deciding
little test see how it all goes but they're gonna want you to wear this stupid
device and if it's not you know for private use it'll be for companies companies
will mandate that you wear the I mean that might be a good business to invest in
right there the Kinexon safe zone tag contact tracing and social distancing app
about people companies are going to
a mandate that you wear this. I can feel it coming right now. I don't like it, but companies are
going to start mandating. It's a little half-ounce tag, contains a proximity sensor, be worn as a wristband,
as an ID badge, embedded into equipment for games and practice, which is so special. When a player
or staff member comes within six feet of another person, a red light will appear as a warning
signal. After five seconds, an audible alarm will be emitted from the device, alerting the
wearers that they need to distance themselves. Isn't that special? And that special? Now, the NFL,
using the tags, for mandatory contact tracing, they are going to be recording the devices,
They're going to be using the identity in-game close contacts.
Wow.
I'm telling you, everyone in the NFL team environment wears one of these.
So it's not just the players.
This is coming to businesses.
Be ready.
Be ready to have to wear your contact tracing social distancing tag.
It is agonizing, but it's coming.
All right.
So we've got an update for you in,
The Operation Varsity Blues.
Canon, tonight's episode, Operation Varsity Blues.
Lori, Lori, Lori!
Pay for my tuition, Lori!
Okay, so we come to find when she actually has to turn herself in now.
I know.
She ordered Lori to turn herself in on November 19th, or by November 19th.
during the sentencing hearing.
And hubby must also surrender to the United States Bureau of Prisons
before 2 p.m. on the same day.
So off they go.
And apparently, according to insiders,
Lori is beyond worried about spending Christmas behind bars.
She was sentenced to two months in prison on August 21st
for the College and Misses scandal,
and she just does not want to be in prison.
for Christmas.
Well, turn yourself in then.
Go before the judge and say,
hey, let me go in now.
Let me serve my time.
Let me get it over with.
Get out of there.
And then if you go in now,
right, and then, you know,
hubby can spend Christmas in jail.
And you can be by yourself.
I'll worry about it.
Just have your attorneys looking up.
But she's just a wreck,
according to this,
that, you know, locked up during
Thanksgiving and Christmas.
She won't be able to be with her girls.
And she's got a new house just decorated.
It's time to spend Christmas there.
It's just darn sad is what it is.
Sad is what it is.
In the continuing saga of Operation Varsity Blues,
and we have news that people are a little wound up
over the sentencing that she got.
I know.
Go figure.
She got two months, two whole months after.
I mean, she apologized.
She said she especially wanted to apologize to the students who work hard every day to get into college and to their parents who make tremendous sacrifices supporting their children.
But now, now, after she got sentenced for two months and, you know, they told her, hey, you don't worry about getting yourself in jail now.
Come back in November.
You're fine.
Don't worry about it.
they're a little wound up and they're saying that, you know, hey, how come the rich white chick gets a couple of months?
And the unfairness of the judicial system when it comes to sentencing people of color over rich white women, right?
I will say a couple of the examples that they give.
I tend to agree with, right?
Remember the mother back in 2016?
Who cast her vote without a, you know,
they said she didn't know that she was ineligible.
She had five years for that.
That seems a little stiff.
And then, remember, I remember this story.
This story was agonizing.
The lady Tanya McDowell, a black woman,
sentenced to five years in prison.
I don't know how, you know, she did the whole time or what, but several charges, including
felony, larceny and falsifying her address.
Now, she falsified her address so she could send her son to what was considered a better school
district.
And I don't remember the whole story, so maybe, you know, the whole story gives you, you know,
a worse picture of Tanya.
But those two stories do seem, you know, a little hinky.
We use that word, a little hinky.
However, Lori, Lori, Lori also agreed to pay $150,000 fine and perform 100 hours of community service.
Hubby agreed to pay $250,000 fine and to serve 250,000 hours of community service.
So I realize that, you know, he's spending, what, five months in jail.
He's not going to spend five months.
and she's spending two months
she's not going to spend the full two months
maybe she will if she goes in over the holidays
she should just go in now if she goes in now
though they'll make her serve the whole time or at least
most of the full time she's supposed to
serve what two months she serves maybe a month
and a half right but if she goes in
on November 19th they're going to feel
sorry for her and cut her out at least for
New Year's as she missed Thanksgiving and Christmas
big deal
she'd be back home in the new house by New Year
she'd be fine don't worry about it's over
but
their pay
a lot of money, right? Hubby and wife get seven months total, two for Lori, five for hubby,
paying 400 grand in fines and serving 350 hours in community service. I'm guessing now. I'm just
guessing. I could be wrong. But I'm guessing it would have been very difficult for the two other
ladies who were sentenced to five years in jail for their crimes to pay $400,000 in fines and serve,
you know, 350 hours of community service.
Is that still a problem with systemic racism?
You know, according to today's standards, yeah, I guess it is.
So tonight's episode is
Systemic Racism
In Operation Varsity Blues
I might play the whole thing
This whole cannon open
No I don't want to hear
I don't want to hear all the guest stars
Guest starring 85 guest stars
Tonight's episode
See no evil
I guess it would be here
No evil
right is that the episode hold on think about it
let's see you later thanks for listening to the chewing the fat
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