Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 47 | Liberace Died in 1987 & Jeffy Gets a New Twitter Handle

Episode Date: March 11, 2019

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Welcome to it. Chewing the Fat with yours truly, Jeff Fisher. Good to have you along for the ride today. Thank you so much for listening to Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher. All I could think of this weekend, I read a story about a man who won $273 million in the lottery, the mega millions. Congratulations. The original story was that he's out of work and that he walked out of the store after he bought the tickets and left them on the counter. the guy that was in line behind him said hey the guy forgot his lotto tickets and gave him back to the cashier the cashier stuck him under the register waiting for the guy to come back instead of just

deep pocket like every good standing American would have done except for him and so this 54 year old mike weirski of new jersey went back to the store the next day and wanted to know hey uh you know if my tickets on the counter, anybody got them, and they asked him a couple questions, and they gave him the tickets. So, one of them was the $273 million ticket.

Amazing. Now, you go on to read this first story, and it talks about he's out of work, and he doesn't plan on, you know, getting a new job. He just plans on enjoying it. He doesn't say in this first story about how he's taking it,

it's been, you know, going to be the cash payout, you know, the wife. He talked about his mom being excited. So then the story comes out that he said in his interview from the lotto office of winning the $273 million that his ex-wife had called and, you know, wanted to get back to it with him. And so the news reporter said, well, I might as well, let's check with the ex-wife. And the ex-wife said, no.

I didn't call. I'm not planning on calling. I don't want to be with the lazy bastard. I don't know that she said lazy bastard. I'm not going to, I don't plan on it. We're divorced. He was a lazy bum. Didn't work.

I'm paying him alimony. I don't want to have anything to do with him. So the headline of the news story from New Jersey.com is, Ouch. Ex-wife of $273 million jackpoll. winner says his life-changing riches aren't worth taking him back. So all I can think of is if you have an opportunity to ever listen to Blaze Radio on IHeart or wherever you listen to Blaze Radio, if the networks don't have fill spots,

then we fill it with just Blaze spots. So you don't hear it all the time. What's that? You got to explain to them what's a fill spot. I don't have to explain to them what a fill spot is. And why bring it up like that? If they don't know what a fill spot is, they'll figure it out. Well, day.

Yeah. Okay. All right, so. Radio stations sell commercial time. They sell 60 seconds spots, 30 second commercials, 15 second commercials, five second jingles, 10 second spots, mentions, they sell it all. Live spots, live reads. When you hear Pat, Glenn, myself telling you about a client, those are called live reads.

When you hear us on a recorded spot, those are called recorded spots for a client that may be paying for live reads as well as those. Now, if you're running a radio station, you have particular spot blocks. That's a block of time in which commercials run. See, radio hosts are there to fill time between commercials. That's what they're there for. In those blocks, those are those commercials that people have purchased. Now, if you don't have, if you have a five-minute block, but you only have four minutes of actual sold merchandise,

you need to have time to fill that five-minute block. those are fill spots one of the fill spots that we air here on blaze radio is about the IRS and it it's been in my head since we started airing it because the beginning of the spot is

Jake was in big trouble with the IRS he owed how much $92,000 Ouch I can't now look first of all if you owe the IRS any money it's ouch oh thank you if you owe any money

It's, thank you. There's no question. But ever since I see this headline, since Friday afternoon all weekend long, I'm walking around going, Ouch. Ouch.

So this guy wins $273 million. Ouch. My wife called me, and I was just thinking about coming back to me. I know. The wife says, yeah, the wife says no. Oh, no, I'm not. Ouch.

So, I mean, that's it. He's doomed. He's a bum. That's all she's saying. She's saying, you're a bum. Ouch. So he's not appealing to me all of a sudden because he has this money. Ouch.

She said she worked as a cost analyst for a utilities company during her 15-year marriage that ended in divorce in October. And he was unemployed during that time. Ouch. She added that she still pays him spousal support. She's not pursuing any of Wierski's newfound millions. and has not tried to contact him. I'm not going after anything.

I have morals. I know what I've worked for, and it's everything that I have. Ouch. You're a bum, and that's all you'll ever be. Ouch. So he's taking the 162.5 million,

which is not ouch. That's pretty. But he is, he'll be broke. I give me a year. I give me a year. Because the picture is taken. He's in a picture with,

mom, his friend Barry, cousin, Aunt Mary, second cousin. They all showed up with them with a stretch limo outside the lotto office. I mean, they're all deep pocket on this guy bad. You ain't lying. So he'll be back to the ex-wife in a year saying, remember that special support you gave me? Not a chance. Ouch. So he said that he's going to buy it.

He wants to buy himself a truck. and he's going to buy his mom a new car. I mean, those are just, who, it's just so, but he said he didn't have any plans to do anything else. And he said, hey, you know, I don't really going to work.

I'm just going to, you know, see what happens to come along. Really? Because you haven't been working for another, for 15 years. Why would that change now? Ain't nobody got time for that? Thank you.

I mean, that's pretty amazing. Right? So he's going to be broke in. No time flat. No time. I think we should put money on this. All right. I mean, I'm okay with it because he gets $162.5 million a lot of money.

It's a lot of money. That's how to pay in taxes, some of that stuff. Well, right. That's what he gets for the cash payout 162. So then he gets hit with taxes. And Jersey is not a tax-friendly state. I mean, Jersey looks at that and goes, we'll take 50. They also, then you say, you ain't lying.

So he's looking at maybe 80, 70, 50% of the 162? Two years until he's broke. 80 million? I don't, okay. Two years on the outside. I mean, because he's going to, he'll buy a house. He'll buy some crap house or he might still live in the crap house he's living in. It's not a crap house, Jeff.

It's home. Okay. And, you know, I fix it up and he'll have a new cars. But he's got, he's got everybody in their uncle, aunt's uncle, aunt's uncle, second cousin is in a picture with him picking up the check. Ouch. You ain't lying. Ouch.

They all want their piece of the pie. And the wife is just happy she's not going to have to pay spousal support anymore, right? She has done with him. Does he get it once you go broke? That's what I'm going to say. He's going to be asking for it again, right? And she's going to be like, uh, no, we're finished. See, people like that should not get the cash payout.

Right. Right. He should have done the payments. You're 100% correct Chris Cruz. 100% Chris. I mean, that's absolutely true. There should be a board in the lottery who says, yes, you could get the payout.

No, you get a payment. Do you have any idea what you're doing with any of this money at all? No, seriously. No, he doesn't. That's what I'm saying. He doesn't. And he's not going to. No.

He's getting drunk. He's all happy. He's whatever you need. Just call me. Second cousin needs. You know, look, I know you want to start a business. Here's, you know, here's a mill. Yeah.

Go start a business. Am I related to him? I think I am. I think he's like a third cousin to me. Removed? He's second cousin or twice removed. You're going to do a 23 at me. And then I can go to him and say,

yo, Weirski. All right, so let's say you're, I don't know, a 44-year-old woman. You live in Pennsylvania. You need a part-time job. And you think, you know, I'll just drive a bus. Let's drive a bus.

Let's drive a bus. Be a bus driver. You ever thought about becoming a bus driver? Actually, not really for real, but I have thought about what it would be like if you wanted, you know, to become a bus driver, what it would take. Because it can't take much, right? I've seen the people they have driving a bus, but I can't take much. So, Lori Ann Mancos. Oh, who happens to be 44?

in Pennsylvania. I was a bus driver. And she could not take the kids on the bus anymore. So apparently she started driving erratically, pulled into a gas station, flipped off all the students, told them to go F themselves, and then walked away. Back in 1812 when I was going to school,

they would have given the, they would have hollered at all the kids. Why did, what did you do to the, bus driver. Why is the bus driver so mad? Because I had a bus driver almost kill me. I still have the scar, as a matter of fact. What? I think it's my left, I think it's this eye?

One of these eyes. Chris, come here, tell me which eye. Is it the right one or the left? Well, seriously, I care of me, I never couldn't remember which one it is. One of these eyes still has a scar because the bus driver shortstop me. One of these eyes, I can't remember, I think it's this one. Has a little scar?

Okay. I see the other one? This one. This one's got the little indentation scar, right? So the left eye. All right, thank you. Because the bus driver, short, stop me. Still have a scar. 150 years later.

All right, 140. Because he kept, we lived on a dead end road on a farm. All right, and he picked me up at the dead end road. And it was a big tree at the end. It was a big circle, you know, circle driveway because you had to circle around. It's where the barns were and everything. So, I mean, it was a farmhouse. and he picked me up down the dead end road

If the street If the road was plowed It wasn't plowed I had to walk the entire distance Up to the main road And believe me that was not fun Uphill both ways Okay

But so he kept telling me Sit down, sit down Without the top there I mean we're in my driveway Okay so the driveway is You know half a mile long But so what? We're in my driveway

I'm standing up So we're coming up To the stopping point and he short stops me. So I crash. And I mean, I slammed into the edge of the seat down at the bottom. I mean, I could have almost poked my eye out. I could be Dan Crenshaw.

Like just right now. But he lost his into war. Like I said. And then so I come out, I'm bleeding. And my mom is standing there. And I have almost lost an eyeball. I have almost handicapped, vision impaired, one eye. thanks to this nasty bus driver

who shortstop me and my mom I told them not to stand out what you stood up like he told you not to I get in trouble this is where America is at today the bus driver that just tells a few kids 26 to go F themselves

and walks away she could have crashed she could have done all kinds of things she didn't she parked the bus and she couldn't take them anymore and she walked away bless her heart bless her heart I wish I would have seen this. So this guy, this David Martello, who apparently is a world famous piano player, I mean, if you say so.

But he's been towing from his bicycle, his grand piano all around the country playing his piano. So this is what's made him famous. This is why he's world famous piano player. He might not even be any good. He's just towing his grand piano around, right? He's got all kinds of stuff on his grand piano, and he's just turroo. tour is the country and stops in, I don't know, some road somewhere and starts playing his piano.

And maybe he is really good. I'm not familiar with, I'm not familiar with the art of David Martel. You're not? No, I know. I got all his CDs. And I follow him on Instagram and, you know. That's about it. So he's, he's in San Francisco and he's pulling his grand piano and he's looking for a place to

pull over and he picks up too much speed. And so he crashes the grand piano. Oh, no. There's a picture of the piano. piano it's all smashed all the heck coming down the day. It's like I just picked up to my speed. I couldn't stop. I didn't hurt myself but oh you did you hurt yourself

your pride is gone just a little bit you know you playing that over and over your head so I just figured look out I'll just play the piano the way it is because that's that's the way life is I'm David Martello I'm a world famous piano player and so I pushed the bike and the piano into position and I thought

I put a bucket out so people could put money in and I moved the crap that was on the sidewalk the actual human crap that was on the sidewalk at San Francisco I pushed that out of the way I wiped it off the piano and I said I'll just play like this and I can wow the crowd with my original compositions and they could just put money in the tip jar

and I can get the money to repair my bike how much fun with that to see, really? There has to be video I mean, San Francisco of the crash and just seeing him start losing control

of his bike and his piano Mr. cool guy Mr. David Martella world-class piano player I bet what's the poop right? Thank you.

Poop hardens. And then you get locked up you can't quite you lose a little bit of control next thing you know crash but he's okay now he's okay

and he got enough money to get the piano fixed they got the piano fix it's okay oh yeah Yeah. Why is this a story? It's all good. Just him crashing in his grand piano.

Oh, okay, okay, okay. Dummy. I'm in the hills in San Francisco. I don't know. I've been pulling my bike all over the world. Oh, I'm sorry. I've been pulling my grand piano all over the country because I don't know what else to do. And I figured this is a way to make myself famous.

And it worked, right? You made it. It didn't work for me because I didn't know who you were, David. But I'm going to find out. We'll start following you on Instagram. Chooing the fat. Once you make it to tune the Fat Talk, dude, you made it.

You're welcome, David. So you can follow me on Twitter at Jeffie JFR. No, no. What? At Jeffie JFR. No. Just Jeffie, look it up. Jeffie JFR.

This is my Twitter handle. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Wait. What do you mean, wait? I want to tell you a story that I tweeted today. You had your Twitter handle changed. I did. Did you lose your blue shirt?

Chip? No, I am still a verified account user. Wait. Twitter was kind enough to... Twitter was kind? Twitter was kind enough to change Jeffrey MRA to Jeffrey JFR. So I've changed. I haven't had an opportunity because they did it this morning. First thing this morning.

Oh, wait, wait. They did it this morning. This morning, yeah. I've been filing for a blue chip two weeks now. I can't. Can you call your people? I could. I wasn't aware you needed me to call for you.

I need something. I figure two weeks is long enough. But you said it. Would you? You said it today? Well, when did you? Stop. I'm asking the questions here.

When did you say to change your Twitter handle? I didn't give them a time frame. No, when did you ask them? A week or so ago, I brought it up with a person who's, you know, one of my due people. But this is on the building or Twitter? No, the building. Okay. And that one of my due people said that they said.

the Twitter do person an email this morning. This morning. So this is you this morning telling them, hey, can you change from Jeffie MRA? My deal was, I said, look, I want to change from Jeffie MRA

to Jeffrey JFR because the real Jeffie at Jeffie won't sell me or give me that handle. That's a very douche of Jeffie. Very douche. He's blocked me. He's blocked all kinds of people. I'm blocked you.

I'm blocked. If you're not blocked. from Jeffie. Tweet him. Careful. You can't do that. What do you mean? We learn from Sajanja that we can't do that.

We'll talk about that too. Yeah. I mean, we've got, there was a great Twitter interview on, you know, another minor podcast in the podcast world. Which one? A guy by the name of Joe Rogan. Oh, you mean the king of podcast? Who calls him that?

Not me. Everybody. I mean, so anybody can name themselves or anything they, they want. want whatever back to the survey because i'm not this isn't even the story we're supposed to be talking about so back to you asking twitter to change your handle from jeffy mRA to jeffy whatever so i i'm thinking you know jeffy mra stood for you know mercury radio arts and now we're doing the podcast and we're doing uh we're getting ready to launch some other things that would be part of the new blaze media yeah world and i'm thinking well let's make it all jeff fisher radio

Facebook is Jeff Fisher Radio, Instagram is Jeff Fisher Radio. Let's just do Twitter for Jeff Fisher Radio too. So at Jeffie, JFR, it'll be Jeff Fisher Radio. You know, the headline will be Jeff Fisher Radio. So Jeffie, JFR. And that's Jeff Fisher Radio. The technical Twitter handle is at Jeffie, JFR. Right.

Now, it still comes up, you know, my name is Jeffie. And, you know, I have a few more followers than the regular at Jeffie. who hates me and lives in the northeast and is a left-leaning putt. Unless he subscribes for the podcast. And he's a good guy. And I'm sorry, I didn't mean to miss him. But no, he's got like 30 followers or something. He's got, in serious, he's got like maybe 100 followers.

And he tweets once in a while. The only reason he started tweeting again at all. It's because of you. Because of me when I started wanting the Twitter account. Just, okay, I'm off topic. You are back back to the. So. This morning.

And I knew Twitter. Twitter was not going to. I asked Twitter, hey, maybe you tell this guy, give it to me. Take it from him and give it to you. No, he didn't know he's not worth it. Let him be somebody else. I'm Jeffie.

Nobody knows this guy as Jeffie. That is true. You are known as Jeff. Right. I'll give you that. So I mean, that you are, that is completely 100% true.

Yes. So it's like to say, it's the same as at Jack. Someone else has at Jack and Jack needs at Jack. Thank you because he's Jack. Because he's Jack. and everybody knows them as Jack. That's Jack Twitter.

Jack. Thank you. As President Trump will call him, Jack Twitter. Jack, thank you. I saw a headline saying that he was denying that he called Tim Cook, Tim Apple, too. We have video. I hope that's not true. Baby.

I hope he didn't deny it. Trump, Trump. Because we have video. Done. We all saw it. Yes. And it's okay. It's the second time you've done it.

We get to make fun of you a little bit. It's okay. You did it to the Lockheath CEO. It's okay. It's okay. But back to this morning. Okay. So, I'm not letting this go.

So go ahead. This morning, you said, hey, change. So my due person here in the building sent Twitter. This morning. Because I wanted, I was okay. I'm good with changing it because I want, look, I wanted to, you know, I want JFR, Jeff Fisher Radio, so it could be uniform. But I don't, I don't want to lose my verification.

Blue Chip. And I don't want to have to say, okay, well, now you're down. Jeffie MRA is down. Come to the new one. Jeffie JFR is now new and here's, you know, tomorrow your blue check mark will be up, whatever. So if they couldn't do it by just changing it,

then I didn't want to do it. You know, until they could do it. Makes sense. That's logical. And so I, it just happened. And you told them this morning. They just did it for me. This morning.

When you told them, hey, change it from Jesse. Jeffrey MRA to Jeffrey JFR. I just did it for me. A funny thing, too, because I never gave me any of my passwords or anything. Oh, wait a minute. Because I've got new passwords or anything. I never give me any of that. So all you said changed my handle and they changed your handle.

Now, we're not saying that was a bad thing. Not my handle. I mean, the actual, yeah. That's your handle. Yeah, that's your handle. The actual Twitter account. Yeah. Yeah.

So. Your name could be, you can change that. Oh, yeah. You can change that. Whatever. Yeah. For those of you. Because I am Jeffie, by the way,

At Jeffie. Yeah. And for those I know, it's when you're blue chipped and you go from at Jeffrey MRA to at JFR, you will get, if you do it yourself, you lose a blue chip. Right. If I change Jeffrey MRA myself, you lose a chip. You've changed your name. Because identity.

You're at sign. You're done. Blue chip. But somehow you were able to do it this morning in a matter of an hour or so. I don't know. I don't say an hour. Let's put an hour. Let's put an hour.

I think it took longer than that. Oh, my gosh. two hours. God forbid, I'd be one for two weeks. It was sometime this morning. I don't know. I'd put a timestamp on it. I bet you was two hours. I kid you and I bet you was two hours. I don't know that though. I mean, I don't know that for a fact. And it's very disappointing. Is it? I thought it was nice of them.

No, absolutely. Absolutely. I thought it was nice of Twitter. It's very nice of Twitter. And you know what, Twitter? Thank you. Yeah, it was nice of them. Take care of their people who are verified. I appreciate it. But what about, you know, just verifying the people that actually do matter for this company. Well, there are a lot of people that aren't verified that are asking them to do a lot of things. And that gets, that list gets long. Yeah, I know. Yeah, yeah.

But maybe next time, you know, I don't know, verify people that actually use your account, not when they get verified, they start using it every single day and posting, post and posting, you know, not that. You know, how about the person that being used in Twitter for, I don't know, since 2014 and uses it every single day and promotes your stupid thing every single day? And to the point that I have it on my stupid. glasses. My Twitter handle is on my glasses. Is your bitterness done now? Because I'm in the middle. I just

wanted to thank Twitter as all. No, and I thank them for you. And I thank them for you. But I am giving you... Nothing should change for you either, by the way. If you already follow me and everything, everything looks like... Oh yeah, you'll see it automatically. Because they just went in and did it. Yeah. Without you giving you any passwords. Yeah, no, that is kind of strange.

I mean, because in the interview on that other little podcast that Jack and the attorney was on. Yeah. Whatever it's Joe Rogan experience I know A couple people have heard it before

Joe Rogan experience Why are you Keep promoting it? Because maybe he'll come on the show Oh Yeah hey Joe anytime bro Oh yeah

And we had this conversation Before Last week You come for me I don't count for you I get it But one thing that we talked about last week

About him Was that his podcast Such an experience That we just want to talk to him Not like Not for a show Like we just want to sit down and have a nice conversation with him.

I would actually like to talk to him. His podcast is fascinating. It is. And I would like to talk to him. Anyway, he had Jack Dorsey on and the attorney. Yeah, Jack, I'm sorry, Jack Twitter on and their attorney, the one attorney. What was her name? Seriously, I don't remember.

It sounds like vagina, but it is not. It's vaganga, vagina? Oh, yeah. Yeah, it's vagina something. Viganga that is. Yeah, yeah. And they claim that they, they claim, this interview. They didn't, they weren't able to get into direct messages. Yeah, Joe Rogan asked them

the question, hey, can you read direct messages? And then she goes, no. I don't think so, no. Only if you report it, we will look into the ones that you reported. So really that answer is we can, but we don't unless you've been reported. Yes. That's the answer. Yeah, we absolutely can. Yes. Because, I mean, seriously, now, I don't care. I don't care either. I know that they have my password. I got it. It's okay. They don't need my password. No, they're. They don't need my password. No, they don't. They don't need my password. You're going to shut me down, shut it down.

They don't need my password. They have a master, you know, code that says, Nope, I'm in. You don't get to tweet anymore. Exactly. So they don't need my password. But, you know, so when he went in, I don't know how long it took him to change Jeffrey. I.

Two hours. He took care of that for me. Two hours. They just, you know, just did it. And I'll be waiting for two weeks. I mean, you actually been waiting longer than that. It's been two weeks. Yeah.

No, but I mean. technically you've been waiting longer than that. Oh yeah, I've been winning two years. Yeah, that's what I mean. You see the two's? It's all a numbers game. Two hours, two weeks, two years. It's the numbers game.

Huh. Maybe you should change your Twitter handle. So earlier today, like I was trying to get to, attempting to tell you about, I tweeted a picture of, where was it? I actually forget where it was. This guy has a dash cam. It's an American dash cam, I think, but it's, We'll joke around and call it a Russian dash cam.

But you see a roof, part of a roof, fly off a building. I don't think it's in America because it goes by kilometers per hour. Oh, yeah, no, that is not. Yeah, that's not America. Oh, it's in Germany. There's no way to know. Cologne, Germany. I love Cologne, Germany.

It's one of my favorite places in Germany. And that could be wrong. Like, the way here you say it, but it said Cologne, Germany. Yeah, no, it's Cologne. So, as the guy is driving down the road, you see partial roots. roof fly off the building and go alongside the road. And then you see part of it as he's coming up. There's another car up in front of him that he's coming up.

You see another couple little things off the room. Yeah, it's like a little. And then all of a sudden, who! Another part of the roof slams on his car. Amazing. Now, no one was hurt, of course. Because it's just like the Russian dash cam videos, the German dash cam videos. No one gets harmed that we show you.

But the rescue people came and got the people out. They got a mile out. Yeah. And at that time, you told me that that's why you have a dash cam. That's the only reason why I have a dash cam. Because I bet you this is why I've not happened to me because I want something to happen. Not to me, but like, for example, I think it was a couple days ago, I'm driving down 114 or 170, whatever that is. And this car is going mad crazy.

And I'm like, oh, here we go. Camera's on. Everything's on. Here we go. And he's just going in and out, in and out. Nothing happened. Nothing. Now, I was not wishing for something to happen to this guy.

No, but if it were. But if it were, oh, I'm selling that. I'm selling that. Viral hog, all these people that buy those videos. Name your price. $100 bucks, done. Do you have a dash cam? So I have, no, and I should because I see stuff like that all the time.

And I, you know, I snap pictures and here and there. And it would help me in my license plate of the day, which I've, you know, neglected from time and time. But I still take them. I've got a back glove of about a million license plates. But the, I have had something fly up off of a truck about. big piece of cardboard coming up onto a highway. You know, I'm coming up on a, uh, an on ramp, and I see, this big piece of cardboard fly off the top of a top of this truck.

And I'm, I see it, shoo. Now I didn't hear the sounds, but I'm making the sounds that I know it's making in the air. And it starts flipping. And I'm like, that's going to land on my car. And it happens that fast. You know, like it's slow motion in the air. It comes off the truck.

and it's on top of you. And then the next thing you know, I'm like, holy crap, when I hit the brakes, and the next thing, foo! It's off. Oh, okay. So, you know, I didn't have to stop and pull it off or crash or anything.

It didn't dent. But it was just like, whew! And then, and then just as you're hitting the brakes, foo! It flies off so you can see again. You're like, oh, oh. But I have had to have. And at one point,

I remember driving across a big highway in Florida. And these guys, I don't know. what nationality they were, but a particular nationality used to collect pallets. And they would load their small pickup trucks with pallets. And I mean, load, you don't know, when I say load a truck with pallets, I mean, at least 15 up and too wide, too wide rope down. That's what the Hispanics people over there. I'm allowed to say because I'm one of them.

So, but I have seen going across like the bridges in Tampa Bay, going across one, the big Howard Franklin, and see, whew, and see one fly off. Those will do some damage. That baby falls. So it starts circling. It starts rolling down, you know, on its side and down a lane. And I mean, I'm like, oh, okay, we're over to this far lane and I get past,

but you look behind you and, you know, cars are stopping and running over the ballot. And it's ugly. It could have, I don't think that one caused much damage because people stopped and, you know, got around it and stuff. Yeah. But, I mean, if you weren't looking at a night. Right. If you weren't looking.

You hit a pallet. Oh, you're done. Forget your car working after that. Forget it. And good luck. And other cars. Well, you don't know. I mean.

Well, if you're going to like the speed. No, I'm sorry. If you're going at the 70 miles an hour, you know, that a tampon, you know, likes you to go on the highway. Of course. Or 90. Yeah. And whatever, whatever it takes you to get across the bridge. It's fast.

Oh, yeah. The Howard Franklin. That's a good 90. I mean, if you're going less than 90, move over. Beep. Yo. Tourists, man. Get out.

Tourists. The airport lane is the right one. Stay in that one, okay? The rest of us are going. That is still the lane. Yes. I know. Let's say you worked for a restaurant or a grocery store and you think, man, we're

having a big party this weekend and we want to have some stuff to grill. So you may have, you know, accidentally. slide some steaks into a trash can and into a trash bag in the meat room and then you'd take the trash out. Then on your break you'd drive around back and take the bag of steaks and throw them in your trunk and take them home.

That's what you'd fry up for the weekend. Let's say that people may think like that. I never would. Ever. But this guy at Louisville was thinking that because he stole about 75,000. thousand dollars worth of beef tenderloins that way. But he was taking,

who ain't lying? He was taking it from a restaurant. So during his shift, he would take about eight to ten tenderloins. And so you're going to know, come on. That's why. You're getting greedy, baby. Yeah, crime done wrong. All right. What's not crime done wrong? It's crime done greedy.

You'd just find a new gig. You know, you could have taken a couple of night. Nobody would have said anything. Start taking eight to ten, puts them in a garbage bag and hides them until his shift. Now, he was caught by the security footage taking the tenderloins from the meat fridge, putting them in the trash bag.

But why, I mean, they'll last long enough to throw them out in the trash. You know what I mean? He's afraid the homeless people are going to take him, though. Right? And he can't take a break. You can't go out there

and get them out of there during the break. So he's got to just put him in a trash. I'll take that one out. No, Pete, Pete, I got it. I got it. Why is that trash bag in there? Take it out. I got it.

I got it. I know, but just take you're going to take the trash out anyway. Take it out. Why is it sitting there and the... I got it. But the separate trash bag, just take it out. Don't worry about it. That's for later trash.

75 grand, though. That's a lot of steak. And nobody knows what he was doing with it. Here's an idea. Selling it to your competitors so that they made more money than you. Okay, they were selling the tenderloins for the same price, only they were paying half the price. I mean, what else would you, except for maybe, you know, you eat one a day and you sell nine. Okay.

That's a good gig. You ain't lying. It was good for him too for about seven months. That's a good seven months of eating. No question. Good seven months of eating. That makes some cash, right? That's spending some money.

I made one of those over this weekend. Resellers? That makes some money, Jeffrey. A reseller? Is he reselling trash from the restaurant? I don't know where he gets his door to remi, but he was selling me sound bars for my TV. 45 bucks, and he said I got more if that one don't work.

See, you call them resellers. No. The police called them, hold on, hold that. No, no. They call them robbery suspects. No. They got, I asked him. You say, no, no, no, because he told me.

Yes. No, I'm not a criminal because a criminal would tell you. Absolutely. They will tell me because I walked into his beautiful mansion here in Texas and I was like, oh my gosh, what's wrong with this? He said, oh, nothing. I'm like, what do you do for a living? I'm a reseller and then close the door.

They're a reseller and closed the door. Yeah, that's And close the door Yeah, because He would just If otherwise he would have said Oh, I'm a criminal And I steal stuff

Come on in, let me show you. Yep I'm a reseller door slammed in your face Oh You were so gullible Hey But you got the sound bars I got the sound bar for $45

And really There's no There's no serial numbers on it or anything So They weren't It was scratched stuff When I looked at It was scratch stuff

Because that's what Resellers do Yeah so that So that, you know, so you don't return it. You can't return it. You know, I can see his point. I return it to him. I don't go to the store.

And, hey, this one doesn't work. I have to return it to him. So, of course, he's going to, you know, scratch it off. Uh-huh. Yeah, yeah. No, it's all kinds of sense. Yeah. I'm going to drive by there after the show today.

All right, let's go to the watercolour. I need to, let's go to break room. I need a drink and got some headlines for you. What are you drinking? Oh my gosh. Water. I thought you're going to do some theater of the mind and say something that's going to call you out.

I know. That's what I said. Damn it. Damn it. Okay. Never mind. Is that ice cold? That's room temperature.

You can tell it's not ice cold. Yeah, that's room temperature. The people watching can't tell. That's why it's the theater of the mind. Duh. So where are we at here? We got, look at the Brexit. deal. We're in the break. We're going to the Brexit deal coming down to an end. We've got the end of March. It's supposed to be the Brexit deal. Good luck. God bless. There's going to be riding in the streets in the United Kingdom. Count on that. They're going to be voting this week. Theresa May can't handle it. Just look for it. It'll be fun. We had horrible news yesterday on the Ethiopian Airlines Boeing 737 that crashed. 157 on board. So sad.

they reported that this is the second Boeing that has crashed in a short period of time, that particular plane. So the 737. So, you know, Boeing is, you know, many places are shutting those airlines down, that particular airplane. It was fascinating to hear some of the reports that the pilot had said, hey, we've got a problem. He had gotten the go-ahead to return to the airport because they had a problem, and then they lost communication, and then it crashed.

Really sad. Really sad. And I hope we find out that it was not, I mean, it doesn't matter, right? It doesn't matter if it was mechanical or if it was some sort of act. of terror and there's no reports of that whatsoever. But either way, you know, that's frightening to be in a crash like that and not survive and then to have all those people in it. Just sad.

Anyway, I'm bringing you down in the break room and I didn't mean to. It was just a sad, sad thing. And I just got done watching The Widow on Amazon. I'll bring it, lighten it up a little bit. But a whole big thing in The Widow is, this plane crash in Africa. That's all I could think of this weekend when the plane crash happened was about the widow. And two people, and one person actually, no, two people, right?

And the widow, two people survived the crash. And one person survived it for a long amount of time. Another person did not survive that long. But anyway, if you have a chance to watch the widow on Amazon, it may be well worth. The watch. 23 and me, the DNA testing company, revealed the new genetic test that assesses the likelihood of developing type 2 diabetes.

Yay! We'll be able to tell you what's exactly wrong with you. Yay! Oh, you're going to have diabetes. Sorry, you can't be insured with us. I'm sure that won't happen, though. So don't worry about it. I'm sure it won't happen at all.

Captain Marvel saved us all. took in $4505 million worldwide over the long weekend. Boy, I thought for sure that movie would not do that good. It took a lot of heat, and that really, really surprises me. I did not see it. I did not plan on seeing it. Bree really turned me off throughout the whole thing, throughout the whole campaign.

So I have no desire to see the Captain Marvel with Brie Larson at all. I asked for a refund and everything. Why would you even have the tickets? I bought the ticket three months ago before she started talking because they did a whole pre-sale three months ago.

Wow, interesting. And then you could get it for cheaper price than it was. I was like, yeah, I'm in. I max for cheaper price. So I got it. And then on Friday, I'm like, yeah. I saw another stupid blurb about her.

I was like, you know what? I'm done. No. You don't want me to watch. watch your movie. Yeah, no kidding. I'm not going to watch your movie. Yeah, that's where I'm at. You don't want me to watch it? Okay, fine. I won't watch it. Yeah, okay. I'm okay with that. Yeah. I was hoping that perhaps there were more of people out there that had some guts. Yeah, that's very upsetting. But the Marvel world is...

It's big. Yeah. It's real big. And they, you know, they lock it in because they're all joined in at the hip. And so now, I mean, now Breeze in, right? She's in the final battle. Yeah. So maybe she gets killed off first. maybe they just drop it first. So they just say, yeah, come and see the final war. Bree dies early, Bree dies early, Bree dies early. I don't know, but they have to do something because I need some assurance that Infinity Wars Part 2,

she's not going to start opening her mouth. That's what I need. Because on this one, from what I saw, the only guests, stars that she has is Samuel Jackson. Right. Well, no, she's got that other guy. There's a couple other guys, too, that are, but they're not big.

No, no, no, no. They're not as big as Samuel L. Jackson. Yeah, exactly. They're not the main characters from the other ones. So, like, I hope that when Downey Jr. and, you know, Chris Evans and Spider-Man and now, I don't know their names, when all these people get together and they're about to go and do a press release. And they're about to go, Bree, you do not talk. That's what I'm hoping for. But they can't do that now, right?

They can't do that now because she's a woman. and they're scared. Which makes it right. She's put them in a corner. Yes, she did. So that's what I'm saying. Bree dies early. They have to do something because I know the movie's already done.

Like they already recorded some of it. It's in post-production now. Breed dies early. Breed dies early. I need them to assure me that when they do the press tour, I want Downie Jr. I want Hulk. I want Black Widow.

I want those ones talking. I don't want her talking. Bree, this question is for you. You know, it's going to happen. So just you're not going to get those assurances. No way. Speaking of that, though, I did watch Afterlife on Netflix. It was great.

I mean, it was really, really good. So put him on the scale. Ricker Gervas was great. And it's his show completely. He directs all the episodes. He produced the show. Good. It's his deal.

I mean, Netflix gave him the money for the show. So I'm saying this is English, like the Queen's English? that they speak? Well, I mean, it's recorded in the United Kingdom. That's cool. I love when they do that. It's really, really good. Any episodes?

Six episodes. Okay. Now, I will say this. Like, I really enjoyed it and everything, but I, and I tweeted about it this weekend, too. This weekend it was at Jeffrey MRA, but today it's at Jeffie, JFR. Yes, keep digging it in. I just was reminding people, that's all. It's the same Twitter account, though, so don't worry about it.

I don't even know why I'm bringing it up. I just wanted to remind you that it's at, when you see it. when you see it at Jaffe JFR. It's the same one. Don't worry about it. So got the blue checkmark there. Anyway, the, the, um,

he, he's been, he was tweeting about it all weekend. Yeah, thanking everyone and, you know, he was overwhelmed by all the, you know,

all the people commenting on it. So I gave it a good tweet, but I also knew that, uh, to get his attention, I got to rip him a little bit. Absolutely. Because everybody's going to be loving on them,

but they're afraid, they're afraid to say something bad about it. Well, we all know that you can't piss him off. He goes, he goes, off the handle quick. Right?

I know. I know. Off the handle quick. So I was like, okay, well, I love the show and I really did it. I mean, I didn't not expect to have it be as emotional as it was. I know I'm paraphrasing, but you say it was like an emotional roller coaster. Well, I did not expect it to be as emotional as it was. I mean, I went through all the emotions.

That is cool. I said on Twitter, I think I wasn't expecting. I used laughter and I know that laughter is an action, not an emotion. I got it. Get off me. Twitter, okay. I got it. But, you know, anger, fear, disgust, happiness, sadness, surprise, contempt.

Those are all, you know, those are all emotions. And I, I mean, I don't know that I, I don't know that I hit every one of those, but I hit a lot of them rather than just happiness and sadness. You know what I mean? Because I expect it. It's Ricky. I want to laugh, right? And I did.

And I love the whole premise behind him being so upset over losing his wife that he didn't care what he said. And that's the premise of the show. Right. The purpose is he lost his wife. And he loved his wife. Oh, yeah, we all do. And then, you know, he didn't want to.

Yeah, we all love the wife. Jeffie. We all love our wife. That's what I said. This is the show. That's the deal. Yeah, yeah. But we all, if you're married, you love your wife.

And you'd be upset when they, when they pass. 100%. Loving your wife. That's what I said. But I didn't expect to go through all the emotion. I mean up and down. And so when I tweeted it, I, but the only thing that did, and it did actually tick me out.

It's six lousy episodes. Okay. And it's like, they're like 25 minutes each. They're like 20 minutes each. Oh no, I need only 40. I mean, are you kidding me? If you're doing six episodes. Yeah, it got to be an hour.

Yeah, at least an hour. Yeah, 40 minutes. Secret City. I watch Secret Secret City's knocking out an hour or more. Oh, wow. That's two seasons. I know they just, they just, they just up and stuck a second season. Yeah.

First season was. better, but this one was still good. Did you finish? Yeah. Okay. It's only six episodes. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, God forbid, you know,

you only have 24 hours in a day. I mean, here's watching. So you watch full afterlife, whatever that was, six episodes? Afterlife is six episodes. Six episodes were like 24, 25 minutes. Okay, 24, so that's one hour, two, so three hours, you know, roughly.

And then the other one, you watched the full second season? Secret City, yeah. I don't know when I, I might have started that before the weekend. I might have been, it might have been an episode or two. two in. Okay, so all God forbid. So you watch five hours. So that's five, six, seven, eight. That's eight hours of the day.

I count of four. Just benchwatching the show. What did you do with the other one? What else did you watch? I watched Robin Williams coming to my mind, which I hadn't seen the HBO documentary. Great, I loved it. And most of the stuff I knew. You know, I just was, I thought, I haven't watched this yet. I need to watch it. Didn't you watch Liberacee? And then last night I watched behind the candelabra. I didn't watch. I haven't

finished that yet though. I was getting too tired. Is that a documentary or is that a movie? It's a movie. Okay. It's with, uh, I got look at it up. It's with candlelight because it's with Michael Douglas and, uh, why can I think of his name? The guy that plays his, ends up being his boyfriend, uh, Liberachi's boyfriend.

But the only thing this movie did and it was great because for some reason my wife and I were watching something that mentioned this movie and we both went, we haven't seen that. Why haven't we seen that? Because that would, we, we would have enjoyed it. Uh, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, No, Matt Damon. Matt Damon.

Same thing. Wallberg and Damon, same person. So Michael Douglas and Matt Damon. We've been down this. On this show, on this show already, we've been, when I, one of the shows that I was on, we already went down this, down this road. Mark Wahlberg and Damon, same person. Anyway, huge cast.

And by the way, it was 2013 because I know off the show we're talking about was a long time ago. 2013, that's not a long time ago. When you said, when you told me. It has a movie a long time ago. To be honest, I was thinking 60s. Oh, no, no, no, no, no. Yeah. When did this movie come out?

2013. Oh, okay. Yeah, like I said, a long time ago. And, I mean, 2013, do you know how old you were in 2013? Yes. Okay, weirdo. But we saw, my wife and I were watching some promo or something, and it had them talking about this movie. I haven't seen it.

And it had Damon talking. about the one scene that his mom was on set that day that they shot this one scene and he was really embarrassed about it. Because it's a, you know, they're... A gay scene? Yeah. Oh, okay. And I was like, well, why haven't I seen this movie?

I need to go see this gay scene. I had not seen this movie. And so we started watching the last night and I just couldn't mouth too tired. I couldn't make it to the end. Okay, hold on. But I really do want to watch it. So we established that you watched two full seasons. Well, I started Secret City.

It does that matter, Jeffrey. I started it before the week. Okay, that's fine. Okay, that's fine. So we were able to watch eight hours of TV, but two hours of a movie. I'm sorry, an hour 58, you cannot finish that movie? I should have, you're right.

I'm embarrassed that I did. Yes. I'm embarrassed that I did. You should. Because now all I want to do is watch it. Finish it. It's all. Behind the candelabra.

And the only thing that this movie has made me want to do is dive down the Liberacee rabbit hole. Oh, to find out if it's true now. I want to know what was true in one of it. one isn't. Because this movie is fascinating about Liberace and it's about what kind of guy he was. And he was always, you know, he was a strange character, always. And, you know, when did he die?

He just, he did die very long ago, right? Because maybe he's still alive. I'm pretty sure. I'm pretty sure Liberace died now, though. Right? This is where you would look it up and tell me. Liberacee died in 87. No, he did not.

Yeah. 87? No, I got to look that up myself. Stop. 1987 Liberace died? Yep. No, he did not. He was born in May 16, 191919.

He did not die in 1987. And he died in February 4 in 1987. No, he did not. That's wrong. Okay. Maybe I got the wrong Liberachi. Valentino Liberace. See, my computer is wrong, too.

My computer says 1987 too. That is not. Oh. He died of AIDS. Oh, that's too bad. I don't know why. Why did I know that? Well, it was behind.

Actually, no, it was not before your time. It was actually your prime time. Well, he died at 67. So that's not, that's, you know, normal for back in 1987. I know, but I thought he was alive longer than that. I don't know why that throws me because I thought he was a lot longer than that. Yeah, it's throwing you more. But I want, but I want, I'm going down the Liberacee rabbit hole.

I'm going, I'm going, I'm already. I'm already, the hole is already open. I just got to step into it because I want to know if what was true and what wasn't about this movie. Well, we all know that he died. So there's one. Not in the movie. Don't spoil the end of the movie.

I don't want to spoil the so far where I stopped. He was still alive. Oh, you haven't finished the movie. That's why. That's why you don't think he's dead. Because he finished the movie. That's why. Well, so he died in 1987 and they made the movie in 2013.

That's a long time without a movie like that. Yeah. Well, because he was a strange character, man. even if he even if just what they do in this movie is partially true he was a weird dude

now he was talented and hardworking man and did all these concerts and recordings and all kinds of stuff but he was still a strange strange character man strange

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so explain what happens on Mondays. But just subscribe, and tell your friends just to subscribe to. And as a matter of fact, if you have the time, it's spring break in a lot of the country. You could go out and maybe set up shop and ask people to subscribe to the podcast. just for me. That's legit.

I'll take pictures at Jeffie. JFR. Oh yeah, Mondays. Mondays we do a side podcast called Talking Walking Dead with Jason Butchilla

and my son Maximus and we talk the latest episode of Walking Dead and we've been doing this season, season 9. And so Mondays you're going to get two podcasts. Right?

Think about it. I know. But don't put me in the mood to Dead again. I can talk about that all day. the so is that a different boop on Mondays?

No it is not Oh do you get the same boop? You get the same boop just twice. Right? So you get boop twice on Mondays? You get boop twice on Mondays makes it for a good Monday, right? Yeah.

Now the first boop, if you think, hey, I didn't want that boob that's too early. Just put it off the side. You don't have to listen. You can download it. Yeah, you just don't listen. Just don't listen.

But, you know, seriously, Chris brings up a good point. Two boops. Monday. You're welcome. You're freaking welcome. So you want to know the stupidest person on the weekend? Aside from myself from sitting there and watching stupid shows

all weekend. You know, it's not just, by the way, you know, it's not just I just don't, it's not just this lump. I do do things. I just pause it and get back to it. I do go here, do this, pause. I had to go out to the stupid camp with the, my wife. By the way, I'm super impressed that you were camping.

Well, no, no, no. I was out at the campsite. No. Jeff to know. No, no, no, no. Camping for me is two star. That's it. Anything, anything two star below, that's camping. But I'm not, there's no, no, that I did go out to the campsite for a while. And, you know, to be part of the whole thing, it's so nice to be part of the whole thing. By the way, I like this, the stupidest person of the week or whatever. Stupidest person of the weekend. I think we should do that segment. This is what we're doing now. This is the stupid person this past weekend, I'll tell you that. I like that.

Let's say you're at a zoo. You take your family to the zoo. And you're, you think, oh, man, we're going to, look at this. We look at all the animals they have here. Different. Oh, look at those. Oh, look at the lions. They're so pretty.

Oh, man. Look at the, aren't they gorgeous? Take some pictures, honey. And put the kids up next to the enclosure and take some pictures. Look, there's the lions. And there's, oh, my gosh, are those jaguars? Let's take some jaguars. Come here.

Come here. Oh, you know, I really. want to get a selfie with one of those jaguars. Wouldn't it be something to get a selfie with one of those jaguars? If he would just come up to the enclosure, oh, you know what? I think I'll just climb over the barrier and get inside so that I could be right by the jaguar and get a picture

and get a selfie with the jaguar except that the jaguar doesn't like people in its enclosure and taking selfies. So I'm going to swipe at your arm and try to bite you apart. This lady took some damage from this jaguar. And the jaguar wasn't really too very vicious toward her. The jaguar was like, you don't need to be in here, get out. The footage of it is fascinating and amazing. I mean, she had some serious damage from this jaguar.

Because you know what they are? They are wild animals. They're in a zoo. You are not one of the zookeepers who know them and who they're comfortable with. You're one of the freaks that stand out. there and look at them, which means that's why there's a barrier. So if you're the stupid person that thinks you can get inside and take a selfie with the Jaguar, that's what happens to you.

And fortunately, nothing's going to happen to the Jaguar, although I think the Zoo Commission and, you know, probably the Texas, and this was in Phoenix. So the Arizona Zoo Commission might come in and take a look at how, you know, how the barriers are set up and how this lady happened to was able to get across and all this kind of stuff but come on out right thank you you know man I'm serious let me take a picture with this jaguar is he coming up closer to me is he coming up closer to me out yes there he is out I mean amazing that she listen I mean it's a water bottle of it's a lot of it's Yeah, that's terrible.

Terrible. I make light of it, but it's terrible. Anybody, call Deb, right, to write, anybody. Deb on right, please. Yeah. This is when you ask her, is it worth it? Yeah, it hurts. Yeah.

Worth it? Did you get the selfie? Oh, that's... I'd be fascinated to see that she got the pick. Everybody that, because I posted this, you know, because I was like, this is 2019 in one story. They're pretty close. Yeah.

And everybody's like, did she get a picture? Yeah, we're going to see the picture. The world will want to see this picture. Yeah, and our listener sent us a picture that were there last year. Same jaguar probably, but same enclosure, and they showed me the around the jaguar. I need to have some climbing. This is not something like the rhino and the little. little kid just went under, she had to get in there.

A little kid at the rhino thing went in between them, right? Because they were, say, the poles and the barriers were apart. Yeah, and you could petting right. You could pet it. But nothing happened. By the way, that's another example of why. That's where we found out that they have the commissions. This was in Florida.

But Florida has the Florida Fish and Wildlife. And that was part of the story. I'm sure every state has their own. And, you know, they were going to investigate and they want to make sure, you know, we can fix the barrier and we can try to make things safer. and the petting time is cut down because we got it because this happened i mean look in in florida the rhino bumped bumped with this nostril not the not the horn not the horn below the nostril and said oh that's a kid no i'm back in a way ooh that's not good and then the mom he was trying to grab the

kid and hurt herself that's how the mom got hurt wasn't from the rhino no so you know they were putting everything a little bit on lockdown which i'm sure it happens here in arizona however they said nothing's happening to the Jaguar. Good. Oh, nothing should. Nothing better happen to that Jaguar. Right. Why do you think people were upset at Harambe?

And the Jaguar didn't kill her, by the way. He could have. Easily. He could have. Just drug her off into the brush. The pressure just in the jaw alone, I was reading because people could put in like stats and stuff, can crush a turtle. Some pressure there.

Oh, from the jaws. From the jaws. Yeah. Well, I mean, he just swiped or she, whatever it was. just swiped. I mean, they got the sweat like, oh, would you back the hell off? You're not supposed to be here.

Right. No. No pictures. Not inside. That's what it was. Yeah. No pictures. He was helping her.

No pictures. I don't like the flash. And we all know when you see something coming, what do you do? Right. You pull hands up. And that's when the big old gash, the forearm.

Hands up, don't shoot. No, I don't think that's what it was. What it was? Yeah, the Jaguar was saying it. It's a quote in the story. Down here I did one of the stories. Oh, you didn't scroll? Oh, you didn't scroll over it.

One of the stories says that. Hands up, don't shoot. That's the, that's the Jaguar plan. Jaguars all over the country. Zoo's all over the country. Have Jaguars just, no, it's a different kind of shoot. It's the camera. Oh, that shoot.

A click. Yeah, hands up, don't shoot. That's what these. Wow. Didn't you read the stories? You know,