Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 472 | Fat Pile Friday - A Whole Lotta Fat Goin on… Frustrating Times
Episode Date: September 25, 2020Asteroid just missed us yesterday… Kraft Mac and Cheese Pumpkin Spice could be coming to the U.S. Speaking of Kraft, charges finally dropped Lady arrested for not wearing a mask wasn’t about not ...wearing a mask, wait what!? Survival rates from Covid-19 are pretty darn good. Frustrating that we are not “allowed” to decide for ourselves Subscribe to the Podcast… Subscribe to the YouTube Email to Chewingthefat@theblaze.com. Cat blood stolen/ UK restrictions again/ Diller upset about Tik Tok deal/ Disney begging California to open and delaying movies/ Some business headlines you should now but don’t want to… At the very least … Get your kids out of public schools … Look around, by the time they get to college it’s to late… Social media isn’t helping with free speech Get Your Booty To The Poll / Georgia Quick Covid update / Antigen test / final phase of vaccine trial / ultraviolet light robots. Stories that may not be real… Man sues over Mcnugget breaking tooth/ Vietnam bust for selling used condoms… Belly fat bad and so is Gluten Eat less exercise more…just that easy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Welcome to Fat Pile Friday.
How in the world are you?
All right.
So we made it another day.
Yesterday we were just missed by an asteroid.
And I mean, just missed.
The moon is 240,000 miles away from us.
The asteroid passed us by 13,000 miles.
I mean, that's like right there.
And yet, you know, we were okay and we were fine.
And, you know, the shadow that you saw go by was the asteroid.
And, you know, we were safe.
This was why, you know, is why I didn't say anything yesterday.
I want you to be worried.
And it was just, you know, you know,
know, we're fine.
But according to NASA, it's no big deal.
It happens all the time.
Does it?
Because, A, we only saw it a few days ago.
That's a problem.
And I know, you know, I'm usually quoting the documentary Armageddon
with begging your part.
Dan, we didn't see this thing coming?
Begging your part, Sarah, but it's a big ass guy.
But when we, our NASA isn't seeing an asteroid that's coming within 13,000 miles of the planet.
And we only see it a few days before it passes by us.
That may be an issue.
I've just, you know what, NASA?
I'm just saying.
Welcome to chewing the fat.
All right.
A whole lot of fat going on today.
No doubt about it here on.
Pile Friday, Chew and the Fat, thanks a lot for coming along for the ride today.
All right, so this story broke a while ago, and I thought,
eh, it doesn't matter, it's not coming to the U.S. anyway, it's just going to Canada.
I don't care about those damn Canadians.
So, Kraft macaroni and cheese decided they were going to do a craft macaroni and cheese
pumpkin spice with their classic cheese powder with cinnamon, nutmeg, allspice, and ginger.
And I thought, eh, I don't really want it, but, you know, I don't really want it.
but you know, I'm sure that somebody will try it.
And of course, you know, I would just try it.
I mean, but they were going to, you know, give a thousand people and you could sign up on the website.
Well, and that was Canada.
So, you know, I thought, who cares?
Well, now, they thought it was such a good idea and it was such a hit.
They had 30,000 Canadians sign up within the first two days that wanted to be, you know, one of the 1,000.
that would get to try it so now they put out a uh a twitter tweet that uh is such a big deal we want
to want to know if we bring it to the u.s who'd give it a try and so it gives you three choices
yes pumpkin spice everything i'd give it a shot so i clicked on i'd give it a shot 53 percent
said, I'll give it a shot.
Pumpkin spice everything, 22.6.
Yes, at 23.9%.
Personally, I think that's a good enough number for them to bring it to the U.S.
So what they're doing is you have to tag
hashtag PumpkinSpice KMC, hashtag sweepstakes,
and tag at Kraft Mac and Cheese on Twitter
for your chance to win one of those 1,000 limited edition
pumpkin spice craft mac and cheese products starts today if you're listening live on the 25th
of september 2020 through the 29 so you got four days the next four days if you're listening live
on the 25th and you get you do that on Twitter and you may get picked so when you see the old
craft hines tweet from at jeffy mRA you'll know i'm looking to be one
of a thousand. No question. Speaking of Kraft, yesterday afternoon, Robert Kraft, owner of the New
England Patriots, the National Football League New England Patriots, had the charges finally dropped
in his case in Florida at a Palm Beach County massage parlor. I know. I know. So the Jupiter Police
department. I guess they said we're doing the right thing in pursuing an investigation, but no.
They dropped the charges, and they said that it really, they needed to stop doing the sting, how they got him.
Okay. It's called a sneak and peek warrant.
So what they did is they said that they were improperly using these warrants to videotape clients.
So the state attorney was, he was a little upset.
He took shot at Kraft's wealth, citing the billionaire's ability to afford top criminal defense lawyers, unlike poor defendants.
So what he's mad about is that Robert Kraft had good attorneys and was able to walk away,
while the people that had poorer couldn't afford the attorneys,
where it would lose to him.
With significant means have the ability to hire the best lawyers and investigators
to dissect every decision point made by law enforcement
to find a weak spot and then exploit it to achieve an acquittal or a dismissal.
Yeah, that's the way it works.
Mr. Aaronberg?
Wow, State Attorney Dave Airberg.
Get over yourself, pal.
Yeah, you couldn't beat the little new attorney downtown.
He went up against the big boys and you lost.
So the videotaping at the business lasted five days.
I mean, you remember the story.
It was, you know, around the Super Bowl.
It was in January.
It was in January 9th.
and January 20th when he was in there and they recorded him.
The 4th District Court of Appeal said they unlawfully recorded the part-time
Paul Beach residents.
And so have a nice day.
Once they did that, then they got nothing to go on.
So goodbye, charges dropped, have a nice day.
So it's finally over.
I mean, you go in for a massage.
you take your clothes off
and the next thing you know
you got a sneak and peek warrant
videotaping you
it's just wrong
didn't this used to be America
I mean
really I kind of
I kind of think that
but
I really ticks me off
I'm glad that he
got off
after I hear
you know read what the state attorney
Dave Aaronberg
I can't play.
He's a wretch got with a lot of money.
You got good lawyers and they can beat me.
Well, hey, how about work a little bit harder and do your job?
Okay?
Yeah.
There you go.
There you go.
Who's a good little attorney?
You are, Dave?
I know it's Fat Pau Friday, and I've got headlines galore that we'll get to, you know,
stories that we didn't get to during the week.
Stuff that's been just, you know, it's just been hanging on that I wanted.
I save it, and then I don't get to it because other stuff comes up like.
this. I don't want to get into a big
mask debate today, although
I probably should. I've done
a lot of mask shows,
and we've done the, you know, specifically did
a, you know, a whole segment
with an interview with a psychiatrist.
When I filled in for Steve Dase,
you can see that on my YouTube channel, chewing
the fat with Jeff Fisher as well.
It's fascinating, and the
whole mask debate is coming on
wound now, or
more wound, whatever way you want to look at it.
But then I see this story. You saw
the story of the guy in Idaho that gets arrested for singing without a mascot and they were all social
distance and you know you see all the people there without wearing a mask and they singled him out
and you know that a I guess he was running for office and B the cops feel like it's just fishing
right if they're going to arrest somebody it's just like speeders on the highway they sit there
and they go oh okay and you tell the officer everybody else was doing a hundred well I you know I got
you. So, but the problem is, is that these people are getting arrested for not wearing a mask.
They're social distanced, but they're not wearing a mask and this has to stop. It really does.
This is insane. And for people to be a part of it and not to be there, a part of the event and not
stop these police officers is ridiculous. Just, I mean, we could throw, you can have guys throwing
Molotov cocktails and you can have guys coming up behind police officers in riot gear, swinging
baseball bats at their head.
Those people don't get arrested, but the lady watching her kid play football, middle school
football gets arrested for not wearing a mask at the school is ridiculous.
And then what's even more ridiculous is the police try to say that it wasn't because she
wasn't wearing a mask.
Well, if it wasn't not wearing a mask, what was it?
Well, the police department were there at the game to ensure the safety of the fans.
and I'm sure there were CDC and state rules and guidelines mandating fans wear masks while on school
property. But when the cop approached the woman and told her she needed to wear her mask, she told
the police officer she had asthma and continually refused to wear her mask. Well, so it was about her not
wearing the mask then. They told her she could leave and wait outside the stadium.
She refused.
Yeah.
She said she wasn't going to wear the mask.
She was social distance with her mom
watching the kid play football in a stadium outside.
And so she was charged with criminal trespassing
and released and they tased her.
But it wasn't about not wearing the mask.
It was about she,
she said,
the cops said that she resisted arrest.
Yeah.
Okay.
So you go up to her to try to drag her out of the stadium
and she resists that.
Yeah.
Did you get your little feelings?
her, Mr. Police officer.
Did that lady not just do exactly what she,
what you said right when you said it?
And I know.
I'm,
no one supports the police more than chewing the fat.
Okay.
I'm,
I,
I don't want to defund the police departments.
I don't.
I want to call 911 one one and have the police show up.
I do.
I want people,
the guy in Idaho got arrested,
he followed,
he did everything they said.
They hand,
cuffed him. It's just
sometimes.
Sometimes it just makes me so angry
when people are being arrested
for the dumbest things.
And I know we talk about it all the time.
Just do what you're told.
Don't fight with police.
That's why people get shot.
We talk about it all the time.
I know. And I'm sorry
for trying to walk two roads.
really am. I know I should just be right down the line. She shouldn't have resisted.
She should have just gotten up. But the school said, well, she knew the rules when she came into
the stadium. And that's right. She did. She did. She did. I just, I just want this mask thing to
stop. It's all I want. That's what it is. I think that's what it boils down to, okay?
Is this, the mandates, the executive orders that aren't laws. They're just these
Uh, the rulers say, wear a mask.
Well, no.
I don't want to.
No.
It's already proven that maybe they work, maybe they don't.
And if you feel like they work, wear one.
If you feel like they don't, don't.
It just drives me insane.
That we're being forced to do all this stuff.
We should be able to make the decision as Americans.
Did you see the survival rates for COVID-19, according to the CDC?
Now, the reason these numbers are incredible is because they still want us to believe that we need to be locked down.
Okay?
Zero to 19 years of age.
You have a survival rate of 99.997%.
20 to 49 years of age.
You have a survival rate of 99.98%.
50 to the 69 years of age.
You have a survival rate of 99.5%.
70.
And over, you have a survival rate of 94.6%.
You know, unless, of course, you're in a nursing home in New York.
But my point is, I know, bad joke, stop.
My point is, is that, okay, so maybe the lockdown worked, right?
And that's why these numbers are so good.
And many of us are now wearing masks.
Good.
But the decision should have been ours and not mandated upon us.
And I cannot believe how easily we fell down for that.
And it's really frustrating, really, really frustrating.
and I'm not sure what to do about it.
I'm not sure.
I'm not telling you to go out and fight.
I'm not telling you to stand up and tell everybody to F off.
None of that.
I'm just telling you that it's frustrating.
It's frustrating.
And it doesn't seem as though it certainly feels like it's not going to get any easier.
And that's even more frustrating.
All right.
it's Fat Pop Friday.
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Okay, it's real simple.
There's always the social media accounts you can follow.
at Jeffrey JFR on Twitter
I told you that already
You got Facebook, Instagram
Parlor, at Jeff Fisher
Radio
Now there's going to be another thousand other
social media sites
I'm going to have to sign up for
because everybody's doing something different
I don't know, I'm getting confused
I'm going to have to start my own
I need to chewing the fat app
So
I kind of like that idea
I do. Chewing the fat app.
Talk fat.
Plenty of fat.
Overweight.
Tag fat.
Now, I'll come up with something.
If you come up with something, email me.
Email me, Chewing the fat at the blaze.com.
Let's have a name for the Chewing the Fat app.
You know, which if it's Twitter, you tweet.
Parlor, you parlay, which, you know,
eh.
You know, Facebook posts.
Did you like it?
Instagram posts and you hard.
You know, I want to be,
and the chewing the fat app.
Do you take another bite?
You gain a pound?
Oh, wow.
Your fat post weighs 8,000 pounds.
Yeah, 8,000 likes.
Oh, I like that.
Yeah, the scale.
The chewing the fat app and you could scale it.
Yeah.
Something like that.
You can send me your emails and we'll break it down at a later day.
All right. Let's get into the break room.
Get herself something cold to drink and then let's, we'll get to these headlines, promise.
Oh, my God.
All right, so let's start off with the deputies searching for a man who stole cat blood.
I didn't know there was a market.
I guess, well, there's really a market for anything if you find somebody that'll buy it.
So a man caught on surveillance video, suspected.
I mean, they have it on video, right, of this cat blood from a veterinary clinic in St.
John's County.
That's East Coast of Florida.
shows a man walking up to the door and, you know, kind of checking out the blood box and then he leaves.
And then a little while longer, about 20 minutes later, a truck pulls up, man wearing the same clothing.
So I'm guessing it's the same guy.
Comes up and takes the box.
It contained four vials of cat blood, worth up to about 600 bucks, according to the clinic.
Now, I would like to have a little proof from the clinic.
that that cat blood was worth 600 bucks.
But that having been said,
uh,
if you need cat blood,
I guess that's how you get it right there.
You'd think that cat sperm would be what you'd want, right?
The,
that's what you would buy.
That's like horse and cattle and every other animal.
You know, you want, you want the good stuff.
You want the strong stock of the sperm.
I'm not sure what you would do with cat blood.
Unless you're using it, you know, as tests for a drug test.
But at some point, the drug test goes, yeah, there's, there's no heroin in this blood, but it's cat blood.
I mean, you get caught, right?
But there's, you know, every criminal isn't a genius.
You could quote me on that.
All right.
British Prime Minister, Boris Johnson,
introduced new coronavirus restrictions,
again, to prevent a second wave.
In his words, turning into a tsunami.
Pubs, bars, and restaurants
will have to close at 10 p.m.
Employees are encouraged to work from home
for the next six months.
Coming to a country near you
very soon is very possible.
Barry Diller, Mr. Media Mogul,
chairman of Expedia,
not a fan of how the TikTok sale was handled.
Its original aims are out the window.
It has just become a whole political mismash.
Yeah, it was that from the very beginning.
And Disney, down on its knees,
begging California to allow Disneyland to open in Anaheim.
Now, you know if California gives the go-ahead to open,
And it's going to be, yes, sure.
You can have one person every 20 spaces.
They must be wearing a hazmat suit.
And that's powered by solar.
Oh, okay.
Wow.
I mean, and to think the parks that are open are not even close,
they were pretty busy when they first reopened in Florida and around the world.
And the last report I saw was that the parks were way down in percentages.
Because nobody wants to go to Disney in Florida and have to wear a mask.
Sorry.
Doesn't work that way.
And for the most, most of the time, most of the time, you are outside at Disney.
But it doesn't matter.
Still got to wear a mask.
We're back to masks.
One more Disney headline.
They delayed the release of more movies, including Marvel's Black Widow and Spielberg.
West Side Story
Things not looking up for the movie theaters
At all
Amazon has disavowed
Any connection with
Eschelon
The bike, the new exercise bike that was supposed
to be, you know,
X prime, it was in collaboration with
Amazon, was going to go up against
Peloton, yeah, no,
the bike is not an Amazon product
or related to Amazon Prime.
Tell that to Peloton.
as soon as everybody thought Amazon was going to go up against Peloton, their stock dropped 7%.
So, okay, you know, Amazon says we got nothing to do with the bike.
Okay.
But it did start highlighting concerns about Peloton's luxury prices.
Now, this may give Jeff, I'm sorry, Mr. Bezos, an idea, but it certainly was a great, a great little,
we'll just say that it's an Amazon bike.
See what happens.
Okay, good luck.
Nike's earnings.
Crushed estimates.
Online sales grew 82%
last quarter annually,
so they're still cranking.
Wow.
Carvanna, an online used
a car marketplace,
projected a record setting quarter three
and shares gained over 30%.
Ralph Lauren.
Ralph Lauren.
is cutting 15% of its global workforce as it shifts more of its business to e-commerce.
All right.
Microsoft launched a virtual commute feature through Teams.
All right.
We'll see how that works and if people want to actually use it.
Doubtful.
J.P. Morgan is close to settling allegations of manipulating metal and treasuries markets.
It was just for a billion dollars, though.
Don't worry about it.
So if you manipulate metal and treasury's markets,
it's a tactic known as spoofing for a billion bucks.
I'd do a little spoofing.
I'll tell you that.
And the Metropolitan Opera has canceled the...
I want you to...
Maybe you need to sit down for this.
All right.
Before I tell you the Metropolitan Opera,
I'm going to set you up with another sad story,
and then I'm going to go sad to sad, okay,
because I don't want to...
I just want us to want you to break down crying right away.
So the first sad story, all right?
Teddy Mellencamp leaving the real Housewives of Beverly Hills.
I know.
I know it's sad, but, you know, she, nobody really liked her much anyway.
And I was looking at, not that I watch Beverly Hills, Housewives of Beverly Hills.
I am aware of the program, and I know who's on it.
but Teddy is really pretty.
And, you know, she's, of course, you know, John's daughter.
And she's really pretty.
But she is Beverly Hills pretty.
She's not Hollywood pretty.
So you could, you know, you can quote me on that.
So it's sad news anyway.
She's leaving.
And the Metropolitan Opera in NYC has canceled its entire 2020, 2020, 2021 season.
dry your eyes.
Go ahead and breathe.
I'll give you a second.
All right. Feel better?
Okay, good.
Get your kids out of school.
At least get them out of public school.
At least get them out of elementary school.
I don't know what to tell you.
I'm so frustrated.
You know what?
Today maybe it's just to be frustrating Friday
because these stories just frustrate me.
Another story of a kid getting suspended for having a BB gun.
in his room at his house and they could see the barrel at the school and he was taking a test so he was taking a test had this teacher muted while he took the test the teacher couldn't get his attention because she saw the weapon which was the rifle the evil rifle that ended up being just a BB gun that ended up
up the kid, his brother, I think, it was his brother or sister, came in the room and tripped over it,
so he leaned over and picked it up and set it next to him on the chair.
And the school is all wound up and now he's suspended.
They were so nice.
They were so darn nice.
They didn't kick him out.
And they just suspended him.
And of course, we don't comment on individual.
student records regarding discipline.
It's our policy that teachers and administrators may employ reasonable disciplinary and
corrective measures to maintain order.
Oh, okay.
Well, there was all kinds of order being maintained online in your virtual class, wasn't there?
And what happens is, is then it bleeds over into, say, I don't know, college.
Like this story that talks about Mount Hollyoke, Mount Holyoke.
Mount Holly Oak?
I guess that's how you say Mount
Halli Oak.
Holyoke.
H-O-L-Y.
O-K-E.
I feel like it's Holly Oak.
Holyoke.
Mike, Mount Holyoke.
I think that's right.
Anyway, their students
were all wound up
because of a
back-the-blue rally
that they claim
is in direct opposition
to the Black Lives Matter
movement
and the safety of all
P-O-C groups
and LGBTQ-plus
IA
unlimited community.
This, the petition
added, goes against the inclusive
and progressive message of Mount
Holyoke as an institution and community.
Does it?
It goes against
the inclusive
and progressive message.
Oh, okay.
Well, guess what? The rally happened.
And it happened because
it was across the street
not on college
university property.
I'm not sure what would have happened if it was on the actually on the university property,
although I will say that the school's comment on it,
the president from Sonia Stevens, was pretty good.
It was pretty darn good.
The college cannot prevent an assembly being held on town property in proximity to the campus.
participants will gather in the public area around the gazebo which is not owned by the college.
The right to peaceful assembly and indeed to free speech are protected by the First Amendment
and together with the freedoms of association, petition, and the press are what we understand
more broadly as freedom of expression.
She continued, to defend free speech is to defend the most fundamental and most important
of human freedoms, even when, as the ACLU article makes explicit, some views expressed
are anti-ethical to the very freedom the First Amendment stands for.
Otherwise, no one's liberty will be secure.
In that sense, all First Amendment rights are indivisible.
You think?
You think?
And they still don't get it.
The activist group, Black at Mount Holyoke College, issued a statement in response to the announcement.
This response from the institution negates the anti-racism plan, which was released only days ago.
Because rather than taking the next step to ensure the students who are staying on campus are safe,
they simply say that nothing can be done about the rally.
Well, the rally happened and all the students were safe.
So there's that.
It's just the dumbing down of America.
And if these are your children, please have a talk with them.
But I have a feeling that a lot of these children don't have parents listening to this program.
Because I'm giving the benefit of the doubt to the parents listening to this program,
that their students wouldn't do that.
Would they?
I mean, I'm okay.
Look, I'm not even saying that they shouldn't be for black.
The group, what are the, I'm sorry, I don't want to, the activist group, black at Mount
Holyo College.
You know, even if you want to be part of that, that's fine, but you should be for freedom
of speech.
Now, obviously, they're not.
They want speech silenced and they want Facebook and Twitter and Instagram and every other
social media platform to shut everyone up that doesn't spout.
the same thing that they believe.
I get that.
And Facebook is moving right along with that plan.
They make no mistake about that.
They are moving right along with that plan.
Representatives from Facebook, Google, and Twitter
long argued that their role is simply that of platforms.
We're not content providers.
That's what we are.
And that certainly has helped them
to avoid regulation and liability.
but it's time to put an end to that.
I mean, they are already taking even what they call extraordinary measures to stop the flow of content.
Now, of course, if uncertainty around the election led to unrest or even violence,
we have to stop the flow of content, why?
I mean, I honestly don't understand why.
I mean, I get fascistic countries shutting down the Internet, which has been done,
and which is being done even in other countries around the world as we speak today.
But now, I mean, Facebook is saying they're working with the military.
They're looking at ways to shut things down.
I still, I asked the question yesterday, and I'm asking it again today.
That's my question, I think, is why?
if we don't know the outcome of the votes the November 3rd and or 4th,
and we have to wait for three, four, five, how many ever states to do their mail-in voting,
if those votes mean the change in an election, a national election,
then don't give the numbers out until we get the totals from those states.
if it means if it doesn't matter if it you know if if the country has voted and the mail-in votes are in
and it doesn't matter what Michigan does or what California does or what I mean it's going to you know that
so those votes are going to matter so just wait don't tell us the one don't tell us how many
how many votes are needed.
Don't tell us the total now.
Just wait.
Because knowing the total now
and having to wait
for the final numbers
from those other states
is going to bring another nightmare
upon another nightmare.
So just don't tell us.
I know.
I'm living a pipe dream.
Good luck.
I get it.
I get it.
But it does mean that we should
get our booties to the polls.
Yeah.
Do we get your attention?
Yes, you did.
So, you're really not going to vote.
You know it's more than just the president on the ballot, right?
Check it.
What?
The judge attorney decides who to prosecute.
Including whether or not to go out of dirty cops.
Do you know who elects the DA?
We do.
What?
You don't want to vote.
Can't make it rain if you locked up on some bullshit.
When trades and coding taught in our schools,
then vote for the school wars that will prepare
us for the job market.
Want to end cash bail?
Well, then vote for the sheriffs and county officials that feel the same way you do.
But you're talking out.
Oh, they're going to pick who they're going to pitch, shoddy.
Ferguson just like at their first black mayor.
You know how that happened?
To vote under bucks don't matter to some of our current elected officials.
If they matter to you, then don't let other people decide who's going to run your community.
Get your booty to the poll.
Get your booty to the poll.
Get your booty to the poll.
Get your, get your vote.
where to vote as well as resources to find out who's running where you live.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Go to get your booty to the polls.com.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
So, in Georgia, that montage was of strippers dancing and twerking on a poll.
And then you heard them telling you why it was important to vote.
And it features several Atlanta-based exotic dancers doing their most,
impressive poll work.
They raised some money, though.
They raised right in the beginning.
They wanted to get at least 10 grand,
and they got almost 12,000 right off the bat.
So we'll see, you know, if you can help them out, help them out.
A lot of people were a little wound up about it.
They didn't want anything to do about it.
So instead of talking about our tangibles,
this is what the white Democrats think will appeal to us.
Well, so tell them it doesn't.
But get your booty to the pole.
Kind of sad, actually.
All right, thanks for coming along for the ride.
It's Fat Pop Friday.
Have you heard of antigen tests?
So there are diagnostic tools that look for proteins made by COVID-19.
And you can get the results like in 15 minutes for about 10 bucks.
So you can be detected if you've got,
You can be, that's the line it should be.
You can be detected if you're infected.
They're not antibody tests,
which check whether your immune system has already beaten the virus.
Antigen testing.
Less reliable than lab-based diagnostics,
but airlines and cruise lines and event operators
are certainly banking on these antigen tests.
So, I mean, they tried it already at this music festival
in the Poconos over Labor Day weekend.
200 people were screened.
before entering, six turned away.
Organizers say the event was otherwise successful at creating a bubble.
So these antigen tests are going to be around for a while.
And if they work, that's great.
Right?
And this may even work if you don't know you have COVID-19.
You take the test and you detect.
It'll be detected if you're infected.
They detect if you're infected.
They detect if you're infected.
That doesn't work.
Never mind.
But if you don't know it,
and then the antigen tests say you are infected,
hope it's true.
Hope it's true.
And Johnson and Johnson began its final stage for the clinical trials
for its single dose vaccine as well.
So they are a couple months behind other large-scale trials,
aiming at 60,000.
adult volunteers across the U.S.
and several other countries for its trial,
one of the largest.
Johnson & Johnson said could know by the end of the year
if the vaccine is a success.
All right.
Let's hope so.
Until then, keep getting arrested for
wearing or not wearing a mask
or wearing a mask.
And they're also, they're using the red light
coronavirus.
killing device robots in London at the train station.
Pretty cool.
I got robots roaming around, zapping you with ultraviolet light.
I, you know, as it all going to work?
I don't know.
I don't know.
But good luck.
God bless.
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Okay.
I don't know.
I know we try not to talk about politics
and it's very difficult as the election looms
and peaceful protests
abound around the country.
We can talk about
the Florida man who is suing
McDonald's because
they, according to him,
gave him
a chicken McNugget.
That, or I guess they're not chicken
McNuggets, are they? They're just
McNuggets
felt pain in his mouth
suffered headaches for three days
after biting into
the bone
Oh
He ordered the food through
Uber Eats from a West Palm Beach restaurant
Okay
Alex stole fat
Stoll fat
Is this even a real story
Somebody named
Alexi
Stolfat
A L-E-X-E-I
stole fat
st-o-l-f-a-t
okay
according to the story now
he's suing McDonald's for
$1.1 million
and is calling for a
recall of
all McNuggets
okay so after
he suffered his headaches
for three days after biting into
the bone in his nugget
he went to the dentist
discovered his tooth was cracked in two places
and would need surgery to replace it.
Now, the rep for McDonald's
was not immediately available to offer further comment,
but of course you get the spokesperson for the chain
who will give you the...
Providing safe, high-quality food is always top priority.
We take these claims seriously,
but as this is pending litigation,
we cannot comment further at this time.
Now Stolfat reportedly has not hired a lawyer and filed the lawsuit on his own.
We're back to almost thinking the story is not real.
According to the outlet, he has done legal work in his home country of Estonia,
although he is not a licensed attorney.
Wait, so he's a Florida man.
Home country, Estonia, not a licensed attorney,
going to provide his own, be his own turn.
attorney. Okay. Now he also said that if he wins, he plans on donating $1 million of the $1.1 million
he's suing for to charity. Isn't that nice? Isn't that nice? Now these are the cases where
I don't even know if it's real. And second, if it's real, come on.
I mean, McDonald's, you know, gives this guy what?
Here, we'll pay for your tooth and get out of here.
All right, go, go take a hike.
Go back to Estonia.
Go back to Palm Beach.
Stop it.
Okay.
So, we can talk about that.
We can talk about the Vietnam police,
bust a ring,
selling recycled condoms.
And before,
you go,
they're cleaned.
They have confiscated an estimated
345,000
used condoms
have been cleaned and resold as new.
Oh, see, that's the deal.
That's where you're wrong.
You don't, I mean,
who else is going to buy it
if it's, you know,
repurposed?
But,
so you want to,
you got to pretend that it's new, right?
So,
doesn't,
of large bags shown in the footage
containing the used contraceptives
scattered across the floor of the warehouse
in the province of Bindong
I get Bindong
recycled condoms
are these stories even real anymore
are we even
I can't I can't believe them
I mean it's too
coincidental
we have a story
with his last name
stole fat
on a McDonald's story.
We have a
we have
recycled condoms
in the southern province of
Bing Dong.
All right.
I don't even know.
The owner of the warehouse said that he had received a monthly
input of used condoms from an unknown person.
Right.
A woman detained during the bus told police
that she used the prophylactics
were first
boiled and watered.
water then dried and reshaped on a wooden phallus before being repackaged and resold.
It's not clear how many recycled condoms had already been sold.
She gets 17 cents for every kilogram of recycled condoms she produced.
I mean, now, I tend to believe that.
I tend to believe that.
If you have a deal with a house of ill repute and your deal is to, you know, pick up all the
condoms and what do you do all day?
I just drive around to these houses of ill repute and pick up used condoms.
Hey, you got to do what you got to do, right?
Even if it's in the province of Bindong.
And so, I mean, that's, I mean, 17 cents a kilogram.
That doesn't seem like that much money for boiling up the condoms and
having to reshape them and for how long it would take for them to reshape after boiling.
But if you're a house of ill repute, as long as the condom doesn't have a hole in it and it's been
boiled and reshaped, why not use it? You're saving money, right? You're not paying full price.
So you've got to try to make a little money wherever you can. Ha, ha, ha, to those all that have
sending me the story for the last day and a half about the headline belly fat link early death i got it okay
ha ha ha so according to this excess belly fat is associated with the higher risk of early death
from any cause regardless of how much overall body fat you have duh in women each 10 centimeter increase in belly fat
raised the risk of death from any cause by 8% and for men the risk by 12% according to this
larger hips and thighs are associated with the lower risk of early death okay if that's what
you say there were a result of an analysis of 72 studies involving more than 2.5 million
participants who were studied from 3 to 24 years all the studies explored various measures
of weight around the middle of the body,
long thought to be a significant risk factor
of metabolic resistance,
which is a precursor to diabetes, heart disease, and more.
All that for
go on a diet,
eat good.
Your roll of belly fat,
your BMI is less than 18.5.
You're considered underweight.
Your weight is considered to be normal.
If your BMI falls between 18.5 and 24.9,
those are numbers,
don't know exist.
All right.
If your BMI is between
25 and 20,
29.9, or
over 30,
you're obese.
Yes, I'm well aware.
I'm well aware of that,
my friends.
Okay?
So, you're real funny.
Send me the story.
I got it.
Okay.
Now, it's better.
Visceral fat is active fat.
So, remember that.
Viceral fat.
fat is different from the pinchable fat we see in arms, legs, love handles, and hips.
That's called subcutaneous fat.
It doesn't affect hormones.
Then we go on and on, and it's better to eat.
You know, you've got to make sure you have more calories going out than calories in to lose weight.
Focus on plant-based diet full of fresh or frozen veggies and fruits.
Choose lean sources of protein and low fat dairy products.
eat only whole grains, not processed cereals, breads, muffins, and the like,
cut back on sugar, avoid processed cakes, cookies, sugar, sweeten beverages,
watch your protein sizes, add muscle.
I know that.
I know all this.
I know all this.
Now, I did listen to a guy on coast to coast the other night.
Dr. Wallach, I think his name was.
Yes, Dr. Wallach.
And he is all about no gluten.
get rid of it all.
So, you know, I don't know.
I guess, you know, look, I've lost a bunch of weight before several times in my life.
I know how to lose weight.
I mean, you eat less, duh.
But as you get past 150 years of age, you want to lose weight, but you also are concerned about your health.
I mean, I have had some.
events
uh on health uh for health during health what health is and so you want to be healthy and this
dr wallick man he is uh anti gluten that will make you know the world will all be right the earth
will be spinning on its axis correctly if you do his plan so i mean he's talking about
anything that's wrong with you man he can knock it out of you with no gluten and eat right
And he's talking about like, you know, hardcore.
So, I don't know, you know, eat right.
And you need to make sure you have more calories going out than calories going in to make that happen.
And exercise.
It's very simple.
Okay?
And be sure to use a smaller plate.
So it looks like you're eating more food when you sit down to dinner.
And it's just that easy.
I'm going to
