Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 48 | Presidential Candidate John McAfee Joins Us in The Breakroom

Episode Date: March 12, 2019

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Before we get started on the broadcast today, I want to give you a chewing the fat disclaimer. John McAfee, who's running for president, he's on the run from the United States government. He's out there out of living on his boat. You know, he's a fan of chewing the fat. And he surprised me calling in today on the podcast. Now, you're going to find out during the interview that John was a little inebrated. And he used some language that we normally would not air. Okay, but I felt you needed to hear it from the man's mouth himself, all right?

So it is not safe for work. It is not safe for the kids. It is not safe, you know, for the family sitting around the dinner table. You know, most of the podcast is. Most of the podcast is just like it always is, except when we get the call from our friend John McAfee. So I'll apologize. I'm not really sorry, but I'll apologize anyway to make.

you feel better. It's just that this is John McAfee raw. And it's not safe for work. And he uses colorful language, but I felt you needed to hear it from the man himself. And you see just what kind of person he really is. So let's get this show underway. Welcome to it, Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher. Thank you so much for coming along for the ride today. Don't forget you can follow me on Twitter at Jeffie, JFR. And Facebook and Instagram, Jeff Fisher Radio. Sad news for those of you that use flour,

Pillsbury flour. This is actually something I'm going to have to call my wife and make sure that we're on it in the Fisher household. 12,000 cases of recall the flour sold to grocery stores nationwide, including Publix and Win Dixie, which are big in Florida and in the South. Consumers don't,

Do not eat is the warning from the FDA. A parent company, hometown food company is conducting a nationwide recall because that flour might be contaminated with salmonella. Don't worry about it, though. Just a few. Just 12,000. Don't worry about it. We just, we're just a little concerned. It may be contaminated with salmonella, you know.

So just don't eat it. Throw it away or bring it back to a place of purchase. Don't forget, though. This is the second. this year. Right. In January, General Mills had to recall like 10,000 packages of on bleached flour because of salmonella. What is going on? What is happening? Our food is being contaminated right under our noses. Something is going on. One of the bigger stories that has been around the last couple days has been the big cocaine bust in New York, Newark, Port.

$77 million street value worth of Coke That's a pretty big bust This container had quite a bit of cocaine in it Amazing. I love this kind of like the crime done wrong segment Because it's on a boat They don't even know where it was actually headed All right so it's on the ship

And it wasn't taken off the ship It was in the port at the New York Newark port the federal agents were doing just a routine search and there was 3,200 pounds in this container. Man, that is a lot of freaking cocaine. So they're just doing a routine search of the ship, right? I mean, that's what they do. I know.

I know you're looking, why were they? But that's what they said. Now, they claim, that's a good point. That's what they claim that the pins on the container look, like they'd been tampered with. So they x-rayed it. I guess they thought it was going to be an explosive container on a ship because the pins were. Okay.

And then they opened it up and it was in this, the first thing was dried fruit. It was mixed in with it. But then we found cocaine. Amazing. 3,200 pounds. Amazing how that happened. Just amazing how that happened. Oh, you thought you could just whip it in.

But it was also on its way to Europe too. So they don't know whether it was for here or for. for Europe, but it was from Columbia. Because, you know, I guess Columbia has their new deal now where, um, it's called the Colombian resurgence, uh, because they used to eradicate the cocoa plants in Colombia with, you know, that was with their help with the U.S. And Columbia is like, you know what? We're not going to do that anymore.

Um, we're just going to let those things. They're fine out there. I'll worry about it. We don't need to eradicate them. Surplus of cocoa. Surplus of cocoa. So that we've got cocaine just bloomsing out of Columbia. And of course, you know, they have to throw in that, you know,

it's because in today's world, it's the mix with fentanyl. That's the magic bullet. Okay, is it? You know what we should do? We found $77 million worth of cocaine in a shipping container, in a port on a ship in New York. Let's ban oxycodone. Wait, but that doesn't have anything.

I know, but it could. People could mix it and it causes a, but that's not what we were. And I know, but we're going to ban it anyway. just amazing to me. So this story is a fascinating headline in the kind of crime done wrong, but really it's just a guy that's whacked out of his mind. Right?

I mean, that's most crime done wrong, really, just a guy whacked out of his mind. So the headline, I love, passenger arrested after choking driver who was singing Christmas carols. I should just leave it there. I just leave it there. I should. But I'll just tell you that it was, you know, the people in the car were being transported from a halfway house to a treatment class. So already possible that could have some issues in the car.

And so apparently the driver had the Christmas music on and wouldn't shut it off. And Clayton Lucas did not like that. 25-year-old Clayton Lucas was having none of that. And I started just beating the crap out of the driver. somebody sees the car swerving and so they got the they called the troopers and said hey you know a car is

swerving and it could be a medical problem out here on the interstate a big deal and so the car you know was off to the side by the time the troopers got there but the two guys were still fighting on the other side of the guardrail and so the troopers was like okay you're going down and he wouldn't he didn't even stop then

the troopers are there come on let's go no he still starts fighting them so now he's still starts fighting them So now he was arrested Aggravated Assault and other unidentified offenses. Can you be arrested for unidentified offenses? Don't they have to be identified offenses? I thought this was America.

Okay, whatever you say. So we have a new oldest person in the world. 116-year-old from Japan. she's 116 years old I mean do you feel happy about that like you get the story

right right you get the story of the lady that was 117 yes she died you're up you know the person that held the title she just she just died you're the brand new winner of the oldest person of the world

Yay! So they had the big party for, you know, Guinness Kiss. She's got the little Guinness plaque and talks about playing. She loves Othello. I love that game. I haven't played that game in a long, long time. That's a great game, Othello. And somebody else mentioned Batgammon.

There was some interview I saw somewhere in the last couple days that mentioned the game Batgammon. I love Batgammon. And nobody knows how to play it anymore. Sad. But as I'm reading about the oldest lady. in the world now the oldest person in the world at 116. It gets me to the Guinness World Record holders.

And you know, I've, I'm a big fan. I personally want to hold a Guinness World Record. I don't have one I said yet. But they are talking about something that is now the longest ever television advertisement. Okay? 14 hours. 14 hour commercial.

Four? Old Spice. Terry Cruz and Old Spice put together a 14-hour commercial just to get the Guinness record. It aired in Brazil on December 8th, and it's got all these clips sewn together of all these commercials. It's fascinating. But I didn't realize that there was such a thing as the longest-ever television ad. and 14 hours of old spice I used to be an old spice man

a hundred years ago I used old spice but it's kind of I prefer I prefer others now not an old spice man anymore I do have a question oh boy I didn't you're in there I can't see it's dark

you just talk about the oldest person in the world Yeah, $160. What about you? I don't like to, I don't want to hold the record for that because I already am. Exactly. So have we filed paperwork? No, because I don't want to hold the record for it because then I have to admit exactly how old I am. I don't really want to do that.

You are older than 116? She can have it. She can have 116? 116, please. How long ago was that? 116? the first time man 160 you're getting up there bro

I mean that's doing some distance why have you seen in 116 years well you know the last few years right what's your what's your life like at 116 like she's in a nursing home so and she's playing Othello with with you know the young whippersnapper that's 80 right so

and you know the family the family stops by you know maybe once a month this does a weekend right you have a little cake or something But what is you're having a life? You're not. The guy down in Austin, he kind of had a life still because he lived in his house, went out on his porch and smoked a cigar. Was he drinking and smoking? Right.

But the nurse came every day and, you know, took care of him. But, you know, he would sit on his porch and, you know, have a drink and smoke a cigar. So he was kind of still had a life. But you're at about a hundred, you know, because you see people in nursing homes now. you're looking at what, 80, 85 to 90? And so you got another 20 years of that, or 30 years of that, just hanging out at a nursing home being wheeled outside to get some fresh air once in a while in a wheelchair?

No, thank you. Just give me a pack of smokes. My first mother-in-law used to work at a nursing home, and she always had two packs of cigarettes in her pockets, generic menthol and generic regular. And whenever the old folks at the nursing home would go outside And they would say, I need a cigarette. She always had a cigarette for him.

And I was like, you know, they get in trouble. And what are they going to do? These people are 100 years old, 90 years old. If they want a cigarette, they can have a cigarette. And I thought, I love you for that. Because that's my new goal now. I've got a new goal about smoking. You know, we've given up, I've stopped smoking.

And I haven't smoked for, you know, well, what's, we're in March. I mean, it's two and a half months, too, oh, Lord, two and a half months. You almost broke yesterday with that jewels next to you No not really That was just a joke I didn't really I wouldn't have really taken that I know it was you're supposed to go with it too No no no I can't see you in there

That's why I can't go I don't what your face looks So this is me giving you the finger Do you see that? No I didn't You do not see that weird Weird So But I think I have a new goal

So I have to set the goal to where like I can smoke again I'm sorry when I can smoke again so like you can't smoke for you know 30 years so in like 30 years from now that's why I can look something to look forward to

no 30 years or now I can start smoking again that's what I'm doing no you're not you're not going to do that Jeff Fisher because 30 years from now that pack of cigarettes is fine and then you're going to die as soon as you go dead at the age of 236

and I'll do a retrospector on you Smoke free for 30 years. Then one cigarette. Dead. The age of 216. Still a fat bastard in a wheelchair. Dead. No, not 30 years I've been smoking again?

Why not? Why? You quit. I know, but leave it. No. It gives me something to look forward to. Because I quit. It gives me something to look forward to.

Maybe in 30 years I decide, you know what? Maybe we wait. Yeah, but I don't think you will. I don't think you're 100% correct. Because that 30-year mark is tomorrow and you're all healthy, you know. Oh, man. You're spot. Oh, I am buying a fresh pack of cigarettes and opening that bad boy up.

Oh, man. Pop on that bad boy out. Marlboro Light. If they have them in 30 years. Jewels will be taken over. Not menthol, not menthol, not menthol, top seller. Oh, you like that. I mean, it's such a weird habit.

You know, you're putting fire in front of your face and smoke is going into your lungs. And you're burning something in your mouth. I know, but it's so good. Never understood it. Well, tough. Because I do. I don't understand the process, but the, you don't have the lighter.

cigarette and the smell and the smell like see there's a difference between smelling like when you walk into a room where there was smoke you're like ooh or somebody just got done smell you know that smoke smell how come you never smell like a smoker because I didn't like I don't like smell

like a smoker but how would you make that possible I didn't think it was possible it's it's a talent that I have which is I just smoke outside I smoke outside And I don't, I never, I don't smoke like in a car. Your car doesn't smell like smoke at all.

Your house doesn't smell like smokers. Because we don't smoke outside. You have two smokers there. Yeah, we don't, nobody, no. You're smoking inside. Out. Nobody inside. Not in the vehicles.

Because I don't like that smell. And I told that story, right? When Elvis was really little, my first child, he was, my first wife and I both smoked. And we thought we were kind of slick because we'd smoke in, you know, the back of the house. You know, and Elvis, you know, we never smoked around. Elvis specifically when he was a little baby and he was real little and we went next door we were invited to a party to our neighbors

and they both smoked right so we go next door and they open the door and hey how you do it and I mean we step in the house and it's like it hits you with a it's just smoke and we're like oh and we didn't really say anything to each other we went to the gathering and did our thing

we came home and on the way back home we were both like we're not smoking in the house anymore and we went home and opened up windows in the house and aired it out. And that was the last time I smoked inside the house. Because it's just, it was too overwhelming. And I didn't like the smell. But to smell the, like being outside and to have somebody light a cigarette and smell

that smoke in the air, oh my God, I'd kill for that. If I walked out of this building right now and someone was out there, we just got done raining here and there's a little chill in the air. And somebody was standing out there and I walked out that side door and somebody just lit in a cigarette, they'd be dead. because I'd take it from them. I'd kill them and take the cigarettes. That's why I don't go outside.

I don't want to kill anybody. All right, let's go to the break room. I am, I'm thirsty, and I've got my Coca-Cola zero-sugar chilled and ready to devour. I'm telling you, it's so good. Plus, I've got to do two new, I've got to do the new Coke-Zero flavors we've got to try. We'll do that tomorrow.

I've got the cherry and the orange Coke-Cola Zero's. Co-Cola Zero sugars. that we're going to taste as tomorrow because we did the Coca-Cola's and they were, plus there were, you know, 8 billion grams of sugar in each one of those cans. Fascinating. All right, so we're sitting here in the break room. I want you to think about something. I saw this headline yesterday.

That's all I'm going to tell you is the headline. U.S. waste two million hours annually figuring out where the tape roll begins. Okay, so just think about that for just a second, okay? You got a roll of duct tape or a roll of packing tape or a roll of Christmas tape. Do the United States of America waste two million hours annually trying to figure out where that tape roll begins? Whether it's true or not, it's funny. It's funny.

Another story, you know, I'm not a big fan of CBS. I just not a big fan of them. We can go down a list of things that they've, it started with them stopping to sell cigarettes. They don't even smoke anymore. But when they stopped selling cigarettes, it just kind of ticked me off. So, okay, thanks.

Okay, it's capitalism in your company and you can do what you want and sell what you want, but so what I don't like you for it. I don't have to like you for it. That's what America is. But apparently some doc was on hold, listening to their on hold music, and penned some letter online saying how bad it was.

and so now CBS is making a big deal about changing its on hold music. So those of you that are concerned about CBS and they're on hold music, congratulations, they're changing. And it has a lot to do with the doctor who penned his letter saying, hey, CBS, your music sucks. Also, some news today about the thousands of new millionaires that are about to be in San Francisco. Uber, Lyft, Airbnb, Pinterest, plan to go public.

I mean, all these people are going to be million heirs that are part of these companies. And so good luck. God bless you. You're still in California. Don't forget. Still in California. Because I know that we have the big story about more than half of Californians say they plan to leave as the state leads U.S. and out migration.

Okay. Good luck. See, that's what I mean, I don't, if you've got a million. If you're a millionaire, you can obviously, you're going to go where you want to go, and you can live where you want to live. The problem is, and we've said this, and we've talked to people on this show and Pat Gray-on-Lee's show, is that California has made it almost impossible for the little guy to move, right, unless the little guy to sell your home,

if you're still living in it, you're fine, no problem. You want to say, I've got to get out of the state, man. Okay, so you put your house up for sale. You can't put it up for sale unless all the... this other work gets done because of regulation. How do you leave? You can't afford. You can't afford to move.

You can't afford to move. You can't afford to stay. I mean, that's, a lot of people would say that's BS, but you did it to yourselves. Voting in who you voted in, California. So it's all yours, baby. It's all yours.

And for those of you that are leaving, we just had a story just broke a second ago. Look at the hell. It's all over. Every station. My gosh, if you turn on your TV tonight, it'll be everywhere. Texas is closed. If you're coming from California, bummer.

You can pick other states. Some other states are still open, but they just shut down Texas. I'll be, there's probably a lawsuit there somewhere, but you're not going to be able to move here. Sorry, wish you could. We've got enough Beto stickers on cars, okay? We have enough of that. Do you see the one I push it this morning? Why did you take the license plate off of it?

I don't want to get in trouble. You're gutless is what you are. Do you know how many, do you know how many Beto stickers? No joke. I'm just messing with you, but that's probably a good idea. But I see Beto stickers all over. It's embarrassing. So is he running?

Embarrassing. What's that? Is he running for president? Oh, I don't know that he can't. He'd probably run. I mean, he has to, right? All these guys have to run. the Biden

the whole cast and crew of the whole 107 running they all have to run my favorite I think though is John McAfee

oh my gosh is he on the line that's why he's my favorite because he's on the line hi John how are you sir oh

he's on the boat you're okay John everything okay oh he's on the oh no oh boy Now we're going to have to put people on hold for John.

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Please hold. So one person that's running, that is amazing. The man isn't even, I mean, technically, in the country, is John McAfee, who is joining us on chewing the fat right now. Hello, John, sir. Hey, how are you doing? It's good to be here.

I am fantastic. Thank you so much for coming on today. It's good to talk to you. How's it going, first of all? Can you elaborate it all where you're at other than the planet Earth? I'm very clear now with where I'm at. I'm in Georgetown in Exuma in the Grand Bahamas. I'm there with four of my volunteers.

We just came back from Stockton Island. We took the speedboat over. I'm drunk, and we just arrived back. I apologize for not considering your show. I'm so angry right now, John. I can't tell you. You're making me so mad right now. I wish I could be there to drink with you, to be honest.

That's okay. No problem. I appreciate you taking a little bit of time out because I'm fascinated. with how you're running your campaign. And, you know, still, a lot of people, are you still involved? You're still going to have the mask rallies and being able to talk and shake hands in absentia and meet the people that are going to vote for you? We had the first one in Times Square last weekend.

Nice. Technologically did not get pulled off. We're doing it again. I was going to say, because I don't remember here. Okay, this weekend. It will be perfect. Excellent. So, yes.

Excellent. I can attend conferences, do keynote speeches, and attend rallies. Otherwise, I'd be arrested. No matter what country I'm in. You know, the long arm of the United States government, it's the longest arm in the world. Yeah, no kidding. I think he gets that from excessive masturbation, but I'm not sure.

That's very possible. That's very bad. What is that? I mean, you're still on the run. Is there any resolution in the near future with that? No, it's actually very odd. A grand jury was convened in Jackson, Tennessee on the 22nd of January, with the intention to indict six people, myself, my wife, and four of our campaign workers.

That grand jury was, in fact, convened. We heard no word, and is now March. Either the charges against me and my staff are so excessive. and it takes months to even read or something strange has happened. Yeah. Something strange like they couldn't pull it off and that'd be a step-be kind of... And I'm thinking that's it and now they're embarrassed. However, do you understand?

Only two countries in the world continue to use the barbaric system of grand juries. One is the United States. The other is Libya. Now, Chelsea Manning yesterday put out a statement, which I absolutely agree with 100%. I don't care what you think of him, and you should not care what I think of him. However, what he said about the grand jury system

was spot on. It is a Billy Clark to beat recalcitrant citizens into line, and that's all it's used for. So who knows what it is? You understand that when a grand jury is convened, I'm not allowed to know that it is even convened. secret. I am not allowed to testify. If I am called to testify, I am not allowed to bring a lawyer.

I can't bring by the lawyer. The other can't be in the room, right? You cannot be in the room. Right. Now, the only person who can present evidence is the prosecutor. But please God, people, look at this. Look at this. Do you understand the nightmare under which we are living? We don't slaves people Yeah there does seem to be some changes in the system that needs to happen

pretty fast actually I can agree I can agree to that yes sir I don't know that those changes could happen though I mean if you were let's say elected

how would you go about making those changes happen I mean it's still a democratic republic I mean you can't you know no one is supposed to be the king may we speak frankly sir

That's what we do here, sir. I can't get elected. I know that. You know that. Everybody listening to your program knows that. Let's drop that as a possibility. And look at the facts. I can't be elected.

However, I can sure as fuck run. I can sure as fuck talk. And I can debate better than anyone that I know. It is not the president that changes America, President, on Obonacare, Obamacare, being unwound now. That's all that happens in this country. One party gets into power, does some shit.

The next party comes, nullifies it, and does some more shit, which is nullified again. We are living in an insane fucking country, not the country, but the government. The country is not our government. So, please, God, people, we have lost it. we fucking lost it. We have to get back to it. And we can only do that by accepting the absolute truth of our reality,

the conditioned under which we really live. You are not free. You pretend to be free with the full support of our government and the businesses that you work for and everyone else who is in a structured power system. They go, yes, you're free. but you're not.

But we're not. You're right. Right. To being free. So. So really, John, I'm smoking weed and doing drugs. Does that offend anybody? At least in your studio.

No, it does not. Not here. No, it does not. Right then. Hopefully we continue to talk freely then. We absolutely can. That's what, that's what we do here, John. So then your main point is, is that you really just,

You want the stage to open some eyes up. I do. You need the stage that running for the president gives you to at least open some eyes up and say, look at what is happening. Yes, that's all I want to. Listen, I'm 73 years old. I am the oldest man in this room where I'm sitting and generally the oldest man in any fucking room. Now, that's a negative or a positive.

Right. The positive is, I have seen. more shit than you can ever imagine. And in the strangest way and in the strangest set of paths. And I have learned from it. We need today and forever to dump the burden of the government that we created and which we carry. It is our only burden. and to do that

the only thing you have to do is open your fucking eyes and look around you please God it is so visible our government has gone so insane that we have become the stuff of its fear it fears us

citizens that needs to I don't know that it does. In my case, it's damn well better. I don't think it does, but it should. That's for sure. Rather than needs to, it should. For sure.

All right. So, John, I really appreciate it. I know we could talk. When is the rally in Times Square this weekend is when? It's Saturday? Well, yeah, we had the first one. We did not pull it off properly. With all things human,

there is error. I did not expect miracles. And it did went well enough. This coming weekend, it will be the way it should be. Where the clones are actually me, they will do the talking about some computer screen. And they're wearing a black stocking over their head so that even if they need air and take the mask off, you don't know who they are. Right. Because they're you. They're supposed to be you. They're representing you. Around 3 p.m., everybody who's in the New York City vicinity come. I've lived in New York twice for a total of four fucking years. And for anybody under the age of 35, this New York City, Manhattan, is heaven on earth. I promise you.

Well, with the exception of Bangkok and was heaven on earth. It is an energy field that 24 hours a day. That's for sure. He can't sleep at 4 a.m. and you're on the living street and Broadway, get the fuck out something is happening. I absolutely. The world does not stop there.

Enjoy it. There's over 35. Get the fuck out of town. Come visit me. All right. So, John, listen, I'm going to let you go. I want to talk to you the first of next week so we can recap the gathering in New York and see how it went and see what your thoughts are on that.

Do you think we could, let's make that happen? You did pay, right? Did you pay? Who paid? Oh, I did. Yeah, it's already paid. Okay, good. All right.

Yeah, you bet. We'll see you next week. John, thank you very much, man. I appreciate it, sir. You bet. John McAfee on chewing the fat. Wow. Oh, my gosh.

That was fantastic. Yeah, that's the word I was going to say. That was nice of John to call during the break room, but we are still in the break room. So let's might as well finish it off with the final headline here in the break room. It was amazing to me. And this kind of tied into President. Trump going and meeting Kim Jung in Vietnam and everyone thought, we're going to Vietnam. Why are we going to Vietnam?

And then I see this headline, the fastest growing market for golf, Vietnam, 43 courses being constructed right now in Vietnam. I wonder, I wonder, is it possible that any of them could be branded under the name of Trump as just a question? It's just a question. So we have a few more stories to wrap up today. Today before we wrap it up. It was nice of John to call.

I hope to talk to him next week after the big gathering in Times Square. He seemed excited about it. But let's say you're on a trip and you're flying, I don't know. You're going from Saudi Arabia to Malaysia and you're taking a little trip. Right, so you get on the plane, you board the plane, and you taxi out onto the runway. Thank you for flying. Our airline, we appreciate you, and now we're going to take off. We're in the air. We've left. We're on our way to Malaysia.

Captain, Captain! Please hold, uh, while we're flying, we'll open somebody at the cabin door. We'll find them what's going on? Yes. Apparently one of our idiot passengers have left their baby back at the terminal. Uh, we've got to check with the tower see we can turn this thing around and go get this lady's baby. I don't know if we can or not. It could cause a problem. Let me see what they have to say. They got to be with us. Can we come back? The lady left her baby at the terminal.

The lady left her little. Uh, thank you. We've got to go ahead to turn this thing around, get this lady's baby. If she's a little embarrassed, she should be, because who forgets her kid at the terminal. Thank you for flag this airline. What? Are you kidding? We turn the whole thing around. Now, there's no one on that flight.

I don't care who we are. No one on that flight's going to say, going to be mad about it. I mean, they're going to be mad that, hey, we've got to turn this around. But, you know, they're not going to be mad because the person has to go get their kid, right? However, you forget your kid. Okay. There's another problem that has to be addressed.

And we're not going to do it on this airline. And we're not going to do it on this next flight either because you ain't coming with us. Have a nice problem. Nice day. Speaking to airlines, though, I mean, now we've got countries banning, banning the Boeing 737 max. So we've had two crashes in the last few months. Countries, and I'm not talking about grounding because they've all been grounded to look at. Countries are banning.

There were flights that had to turn around whether they lost a baby or not at the terminal that were saying, you know, no, you can't land that here. You can't fly over this country. So you have to turn this thing around. I don't need the box. I want the box. I know, but I don't need it there. But I, amazing. Air travel is still the safest travel, right?

The same people that are banning the 737 max are driving, you know, 100 in the 50, going to work tomorrow morning. So give me a break. Give me a break. And when you talk, I will say one thing. I mean, maybe as a, as a consumer, someone who has. flown before. You, uh, you think, wait, this lady forgot her kid at the terminal.

There must be a reason she forgot her kid. Maybe, maybe her kid is another demon child from the flight earlier this month. Right? We didn't turn this thing around. They had to fly across the ocean with this kid screaming. So, I mean, maybe I, maybe I am mad. No, we're not turning this thing around. Sorry.

Somebody will take care of. your kid, but we're good. We're good. He can scream on another flight. Have a nice day. Thank you. Thank you for flying our airline. I know. Should have the box. For those of you that had to be put on hold earlier, you heard our new on hold message.

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