Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 481 | But What Do I Know!?
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Welcome to it.
And it, of course, is chewing the fat.
So if you purchased pre-sliced fruit from Walmart,
Check the packaging.
Fruit distributor Country Fresh is voluntarily recalling pre-cut or pre-slice,
apples, grapes, mangoes, pineapples, and cantaloupe due to possible contamination.
Alistaria.
Now, it comes after an initial voluntary recall of the watermelon chunks.
After the FDA discovered traces of listeria near the product packaging areas,
Those products were under the freshness guaranteed label and are sold at Walmart and racetrack retailers.
In Arkansas, Illinois, Indiana, Kansas, Kentucky, Louisiana, Missouri, Oklahoma, and Texas.
The products are sold in various clamshell containers by individual fruit types, as well as seasonal fruit trays and seasonal blends.
Check your containers for best if used by dates between October 3rd and October 3rd and October.
11th, 2020.
So if you've got the apple and grape tray with caramel, green apple slices, mixed apple
slices, red apple slices, cantalob chunks, seasonal fruit tray, summer blend, tropical blend,
mango chunks spears, pineapple grape and mango blend, pineapple chunk spears, red grape,
seasonal blend, and seasonal trio, you have a product that's been recalled and I would
return it for money.
Of course, they always tell you you could throw it away, but I would
return it to get your money back.
And of course, if you've consumed these products or experiencing any symptoms,
contact your physician.
I just want to say, I am relieved.
I know this is going to come as a surprise,
but none of the packages that I named off,
I have to worry about.
Welcome to chewing the fat.
All right.
get into an update on the North Carolina candidate who got busted and we talked about it yesterday.
There's an update on that story.
But first, this story today has got me thinking, why, if there was ever a reason to make
sure you have a weapon, like say, I don't know, a gun with you while you're out on the golf
course, this is it.
So a Colorado golfer nearly died on the 17th hole.
Saturday. An elk rammed the man's cart and gourd him through his back with its horn.
So according to the wife, her husband was finishing up around at the Evergreen Golf Course in Evergreen, Colorado.
When the elk charged the golf cart, speared the man on the right side of his lower back with its horn.
So he's rushed to the hospital.
and the doctors check him out,
they found his kidney was cut into two pieces.
And because of the dirt and the bacteria from the elk's horns,
I don't know about what infection is going to happen.
Fortunately, she says,
other than, you know, other than a hell of a lot of pain,
that's a quote from the wife,
he's expected to make a full recovery.
The urologist thinks,
ah, the kidney's going to be able to repair itself.
You'll be fine.
So
According to the hubby
He's in a little bit of a rough spot
But he's gonna make it through
It's a tough guy
Now right now I guess it's elk
Mating season
So they tend to be more aggressive
And now they've got signs up everywhere
Saying proceed with caution
When around the animals
And never approach any elk
Well, if you're on the golf course
In any part of the country
and an elk starts coming up toward you?
Uh, yeah.
What was that?
It looked like he's going to ram the cart.
Oh my gosh.
Yeah.
Goodbye elk.
Take care.
Nice knowing you.
We're having, honey, we're having elk for dinner tonight.
Speaking of having a weapon and protecting yourself, the McCloskey's,
Mark and Patricia McCloskey in St. Louis, Missouri.
have been indicted by the grand jury for brandishing weapons at protesters outside their
outside their home.
They were indicted on felony charges of unlawful use of a weapon and evidence tampering.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
suppressed. Nobody knows why yet. And according to the circuit attorney's office, the grand jury
added the count of evidence tampering after the one count of unlawful use of a weapon.
And of course, big surprise, a spokeswoman for a circuit attorney Kimberly M. Gardner,
who's the one that's pushing this forward, could not be reached. Now, they've all said
that they were going to be pardoned. The
governor said he would pardon them if this continued on to a guilty charge and a state attorney general has
filed motions to stop this proceeding altogether is just incredible to me that this is still an
ongoing thing and there's the grand jury indicts them wow so there's a new hearing on the
14th of October 2020 and so we'll see what happens and what comes of that I found an interview
with the McClowski's coming out of court a while ago this wasn't this wasn't the
coming out of court from the grand jury indictment but this was prior to the indictment and what
Mark McCloskey says is
spot on.
And I think you need to hear it because it's what's coming.
I feel like this case isn't so much of, you know, hey, we're going after the McClough's.
What we want people to realize is that when protesters come to your neighborhood and come
to your place of business, you just need to let it happen.
You're, we need, we want you thinking twice about protecting your family, protecting your
property.
protecting your life.
And that's where we're at.
And that's a shame.
And it's damn on American.
And I just wanted you to hear what Mark had to say to the press outside of the courthouse in St. Louis, Missouri.
To persecute us for doing no more than exercising our Second Amendment rights.
Every single human being who was in front of my house was a criminal trespasser.
They broke down our date.
They trespassed in our property.
Not a single one of those people is now.
charged with anything. We're charged with felonies that could cost us four years of our life
in our law license. Everybody out there that's thinking about voting for Joe Biden, the Harris
Biden administration, this is the sign of the times of things to come. The government that views
its task as protecting criminals from honest citizens rather than protecting citizens from honest
criminals. Honest criminals. Protecting honest citizens from criminals. Every one of those people
are criminal. There's no doubt about it. The government chooses to persecute us for doing no
more than exercising our right to defend ourselves, our home, our property, and our family.
And now we're getting drug here time after time after time.
And for what?
We didn't fire a shot.
People who were violently protesting in front of our house and screaming death threats and threats of rape and threats of arson.
Nobody gets charged, but we get charged.
What do you think about the concern that the circuit attorney's office altered the gun that your wife was holding?
Turn it from a non-working gun into an operable weapon?
If that doesn't frighten all of you, that the government's willing to do that just to take a political advantage of this case to make us to intimidate people that might think about defending themselves against the mob, then you need to be afraid of that.
If the government's willing to go to that level just to make a case against us, not because we committed any crime, but because we had the gall to protect our home and our family against the mob, then you should all be very afraid of what's coming down the road for us if we don't reelect Donald Trump.
Pretty chilling.
I, you know what?
I'm just going to leave it there.
I'm just going to leave it there.
Would you have people coming to your property, your neighborhood, tearing down the gate.
And I knew there were some reports saying that the gate wasn't broken when the protesters were there.
But, you know, we'll see.
you know, that may come out. However, it was talked about early on that that pistol that the wife had
didn't even work because they had it fixed so it wouldn't work because they were using it in another
case that they used against gun manufacturers. So you would think that if you're suing the gun
manufacturers, while of course you care about the cash, you're kind of on the side of no guns. I guess not,
right? I mean, they had their own weapons. They were protecting life, the property. The property,
I just it's incredible to me that they want everyone and it already I mean it has started
they want you to think twice about protecting your family and your property and your life
how about no no I'm not thinking twice about that you're not going to start coming on my property
protesting and threatening to do me harm without me fighting back and they didn't even fire
a shot. No one got hurt.
Just incredible.
Just incredible.
Okay, if you were at North Carolina, yesterday we talked about the Cal Cunningham candidate
for Senate in North Carolina running against Tom Tillis, Republican Tom Tillis in North
Carolina.
Now, he's a former state senator and he's a, you know, politician.
and we talked about his texts with his, you know, special someone and how really sexy he was.
Because one of the texts was, hey, you are historically sexy.
Whoa, Senator, slow down with your sexiness, babe.
I just find that, I find that funny.
But he also had text,
uh,
would make my day to roll over,
kiss you about now.
And so,
you know,
it didn't say in the story yesterday.
If we knew who it was,
well,
come to find out,
yeah,
we found out who it was.
And we found out there's at least another lady that he was having
an affair with,
not that it matters,
whether it was a lady or a man,
but,
uh,
and the one lady had an encounter with him in person,
uh,
intimate contact with him in his home.
Now, normally, normally a guy,
if you're going to have an affair,
or a woman, if you're going to have an affair,
you don't do it in your home.
Do you?
I mean, maybe you do.
I mean, sure there's, look, if you're going to do it in your home,
you're asking to get caught.
Plus, if you have a girlfriend
and you've, you've,
got the wife and kids at home and you've got the affair girl whether it's you know she may be married
too so if you're both married there's no place to go you got to find a hotel room or a car or or a park
or wherever but you do you do your affairs the way you want to do them okay i'll do mine the way
i want to do mine so and that's what that's the way cal thinks so he just brought her over to the
house look the wife and the kids are out you might as well come over
And she got angry.
One of them got angry.
I'm not sure which is witch now,
because they're bringing the two together.
But one of them got so angry that he wasn't paying enough attention to her.
She called it.
She was frustrated by the limited attention he showed her.
I'm just going to send his opponent his naked photos.
So he's getting photographed to, wow.
Do you want to North Carolina?
What are you doing?
Now, he hasn't dropped out yet.
He has stopped.
going out and meeting people.
Huh.
And so he,
and he has, I think, stopped a lot of his advertising that's going on.
But he's still running.
He's still on the race.
His name is still on the ticket.
And probably by now you can't get your name off the ticket, right?
Even if you were to, no matter what happens,
your name is on the ticket now.
So if you're in North Carolina and you are voting for,
for the Senate seat
and you
vote for Cal Cunningham.
A vote for Cal is a vote
for infidelity. He might as well just
own it. A vote for Cal
is a vote for infidelity.
So he cheats on the
wife with the family
with at least two other women.
One of them he brought into
their home.
I'm guessing they were gone.
Unless, I mean, that's a tough
tough way to do an affair if you're having a you know if you're bringing the
the girlfriend or the boyfriend over and the family's home kids are upstairs doing
homework the wife is in the kitchen making make a dinner and you got the girlfriend out in the garage
oh you're living the good life then you are living the good life then so keep your head down today
if you're listening live on the 7th of october
2020. Keep your head down. It's a big day.
We have three asteroids set to skim past the Earth.
That's what the story said yesterday.
Okay.
However, I have just got news that an asteroid hit the Earth earlier this morning
off Monterey, Mexico.
And there's video.
There's some video from Mexico that shows the asteroid, the meteor, or whatever it is,
you know, racing across the sky coming into, you know, hit the earth.
Landed in the ocean or, you know, it finished finally just burned up, right?
Now, according to this story, dated yesterday, and I apologize for not warning you.
My bad.
And it really is my bad because I'm going to go through.
There's a person that has been tweeting me with info on the asteroids coming.
Now, the largest one today could be up to 272 feet wide.
That's about as big as the Statue of Liberty.
Now, they said they're skimming past Earth, and yet we had one hit it.
So I'm not sure that I trust the experts being talked about in this story.
So one asteroid, 2020 RK2, is expected to come within 2.3 million miles of our planet,
traveling about 15,000 miles an hour.
It's keeping an eye on the asteroids.
Any fast-moving space objects come within the 4.65 miles is considered potentially hazardous.
A duh.
NASA thinks the asteroid will be smaller.
Another one smaller, 223 feet wide.
And then last but not least, asteroid 219 SB6 is expected to shoot past this evening.
That's only about 85 feet wide.
But it is traveling a little bit fast.
at 17,000 miles per hour.
Now, I'll go through some of these.
I should have warned you, and I apologize.
So if you or someone you love has been impacted by an impact,
I apologize.
At some point, this is, I'm starting with the message at some point.
By late October, this month,
the Earth is going to start getting hit,
impacted by very large asteroids.
Even this one, this Wednesday,
don't hit the Earth.
Others later this month and throughout the winter
and into next year will impact the Earth.
However, we had one that hit it, right?
These are, I mean, these are messages coming to me on Twitter.
Most of them will not explode in the atmosphere,
like the 2013 Russian asteroid did.
These one will hit land.
Now, what this person is trying to say is that the world leaders know that they're coming.
Okay?
This person is trying to get me, and this is what threw me off a little bit.
This is why I didn't bring it to your attention.
And I already apologize for not bringing it to your attention.
But according to this person, nine European presidents test positive for COVID-19 in the past 36 hours.
All of them, all of them, according to this person, is fake diagnosis.
Just like Trump.
Because of the asteroids and debris fields coming, they're now taking all the works.
The world leaders.
Underground bunker, survival facilities.
Okay.
Now, you know, this person still goes on, talking about the leaders testing positive and, you know, getting, you know, heading to the bunkers.
World Health Organization says the number of coronavirus cases will be likely as high as $770 million.
Yeah.
Asteroid size of a large bus impacts the Pacific Ocean off the coast of Monterey, Mexico.
That was this morning.
Okay.
And I saw the footage of it.
So just keep your head up.
Keep an eye on the sky.
Good luck.
God bless.
Look, if an asteroid is coming and it's going to hit the earth, it's going to impact the earth,
I'm not sure what you or I could do to stop.
To stop it, to be safe, to make it happen.
they're saying that the one asteroid that's coming next week,
and that would be this week when I had this story,
it's the size of a jet, a 747 jet,
it's going to collide with the orbit.
Does it make it all the way through?
I don't know.
But there's always asteroids, you know,
going through the vastness of space.
So, you know, how fast is it going?
I don't know.
You know, who knows?
Traveling 17,000 miles an hour,
is it traveling 20,000 miles an hour?
Does it matter?
Does it really matter?
I mean, we saw what happens in the documentaries,
Armageddon and Deep Impact,
if you are in the way of one of these meteors,
one of these asteroids,
something that's already come through the atmosphere
and lands within your proximity.
Good luck.
God bless.
Maybe you'll have enough time to say a prayer.
Maybe you'll have enough time to look across the room to your family.
Maybe you'll have enough time to get up and go,
what the hell is that?
And then it's over.
I don't know.
I mean, it just doesn't seem like it's worth worrying about.
I mean, for us,
sure, I want NASA and the space agencies to worry about it.
Sure, I want them to, you know,
send up the drill team and let them drill and blow it up like the documentaries.
And the spaceship run into it and knock it off course a little bit.
I absolutely want that to happen.
But once it's going to hit the earth, you know, God bless.
It's over.
So I don't know that there's, you know, there's not much I can do about it.
Why worry about it?
But then I tell you about the Hurricane Delta that's in the Gulf of Mexico.
And there's not much I can do about that either.
But I worry about that.
So I don't.
I don't know.
Delta, wow, setting records coming in.
Delta setting records left and right.
It's the 25th named storm of the 2020 Atlantic hurricane season.
Let's start at the beginning.
Delta has been used once before.
This is the earliest the Greek name has ever been used in a calendar year.
Remember, we're all the way through the alphabet and we're climbing back up again with D on Delta.
It grew from a tropical depression to, I keep wanting to talk like this now,
it also grew from a tropical depression to a Category 4 hurricane in 30 hours,
which has set a record all by itself.
It's also going to be the 10th named storm to make landfall this year in the continental U.S.
And if that wasn't good enough, it's going to be the fifth hurricane to,
hit make landfall in the U.S.
So, yay!
It's hurricane season.
I don't know that it matters,
because we had pre-season hurricanes,
and we'll probably have post-season hurricanes.
But the water gets colder, and they can't form.
So anyway, if you're in the path of Delta,
wow.
If you're in the path of Delta,
if you can, get out of the path of Delta.
And if you can't, be prepared to hunker down
and stay.
safe. I know there's so many areas in Louisiana, Mississippi, Texas that are still struggling
from getting hit by hurricanes and tropical storms. So this is just another slap in the face
here in 2020, but you've got to be as safe as you can and be prepared as you can.
Mercury 1.org is where to go if you want to help because they will be there. If you want to send help,
if you want to donate to give them more help
because 100% of the money goes to help victims
of these catastrophic events that take place.
They also have, Mercury One also has their virtual event coming up.
The end of this month, the 24th of October in Dallas, Texas.
It's a virtual event, so I'm not sure that it matters that we're coming to you.
Well, we're coming to you from Dallas.
I don't know that it matters.
to you that we're in Dallas.
Anyway, you can go to M1 next chapter.com,
or you just go to mercury1.org,
and they will send you up for,
you know, you can look for the links there on the website,
whether you want to donate,
whether you want to come to the event.
There's going to be the next chapter.
America goes back to work.
And, you know, there's,
we're going to be talking quite a bit about debunking the 16-19 project.
and there's a new initiative going to be announced,
and there's a new school opening up,
and all kinds of really cool stuff is happening.
You know, is our going to want to be happening.
So mercury1.org or m1 next chapter.com.
All right.
Let's go to the break room.
I need a cold liquid refreshment.
Since there's no cans to be found of my liquid refreshment,
I've got them stuck with ice and a content.
with the fluid to keep it cold.
I got in a good.
I bought out the one liters of the two leaders that they had in the store.
So I'm a hoarder.
And so hopefully they'll be by the time I go back to the stores,
they'll be more.
More soda is there.
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All right.
So one of the things that I really want,
I really want this bad.
A lot of things we talk about,
we joke around saying,
I mean,
that'd be nice to have.
But I think having a 67 million-year-old,
40-foot long, 13-foot-hot,
Tyrannosaurus rex skeleton would be really really cool and it's all available right now it's being
auctioned off and Christie's in New York and you can get it between six and eight million
dollars is what they're estimating so there you go and again I don't know that if they're
going to throw in free shipping but you still got to bring it to where
wherever you're going to bring it and then you got to take care of it so it's a tad bit more than the
six to eight million that you spend on it but it would be so cool one of its longest teeth or one of
the longest tooths are the longest tooth in the skeleton is 11 inches long i mean that's how
big it is it's just monstrous it looks so cool and its name is stan after the kid that found him
the amateur paleontologist, I'm sorry, that found him.
Now, he got kind of screwed over in the beginning.
So he found this in 1987.
1987 he found this.
And they told them,
eh, that's just a triceratops.
Get out of here.
We're finding triceratops everywhere here in South Dakota.
We look left.
There's a triceratose.
We look right.
There's a triceratop.
Get out of here with your triceratops.
So in 1992,
five years later,
he runs across him and I say, hey, you know, that really isn't a triceratops.
That there is a Tyrannosaurus rex bones.
Where'd you get that?
So he treks back out to South Dakota into the Black Hills and shows him where he found it.
Now, they dug up 188 of the 300 bones, which is the most of any T-Rex skeleton that they have.
think if they would have dug it up in 87 they could have come up with more but ah no cares get out of
here with your triceratops we've seen too many of those so normally these are in museums and
private institutions so i'm not real sure why this one is up for sale maybe stan needs the money
i don't blame him i don't blame him but surprised that it's open to anybody and then it'd be
really cool to have?
I would
love to have this
bad boy. It'd be really cool.
But, you
know, then again, it takes
six to eight million just to
buy it, and then you've got to move it and put
it together. And it talked about how the
neck bones of the
Tyrannosaurus Rex, they had to
put it together. It was broken
because apparently, when he was still
alive, he broke his neck.
Ha! And he was still wandering around
killing things. Yeah, take that. Yeah, I am a Tyrannosaurus regs. That's what I do. Okay?
So, my neck is broken. So, so what's it to you? All right, guess nothing. No problem. Take it easy.
So we talked a little bit yesterday about some of the shows that Netflix is cutting.
Let's talk a little bit about their adding. I see where the new Selena, the series, begins,
trailer set to release
the show is set to release
in December. The new
trailer is out for Selena
and
Christian Cereatos. You know her
from Walking Dead. She played
She played What's Her Face
on Walking Dead. You know, Rosita.
So if you
watched Walking Dead or listened to Talking Walking Dead
right here as part of the Chewing the Fat
programs, you know who Rosita
is. She's playing Selena.
You know, do we...
Have we not heard enough about the Selena story?
I mean, I get it.
It was horrific or it was, you know,
sad that she died before her 21st birthday, 24th birthday.
And, you know, the struggles are going to be a star.
She's Selena, but...
I hope it works out for them, but whatever.
Just...
For me, okay, I got it.
The Selena story.
I got it.
Got to be able to come up with something else,
right? Also, Netflix in the news, again, a grand jury, and I love grand juries today.
Grand juries are all over the place today. I'm a fan of grand juries today.
They have indicted Netflix over the cuties film. So according to the grand jury,
lewd visual material of a child in connection to the release of the film cuties.
Tyler County returned the indictment.
So what happens now?
I mean, they talk about Netflix did knowingly promote visual material,
which depicts the lewd exhibition of genitals or public area of a clothed or partially clothed child,
who was younger than 18 years of age.
At the time, the visual material was created,
which appeals to the Pearyan interest in sex and has no serious literary,
artistic, political, or scientific value.
Well, it did have some...
I mean, if you watch the movie,
it wasn't that good.
But it was about the struggles
of this girl living in France
and with their family from Africa
and the old values
and the new values and what to do.
I don't know what happens now.
I don't know if Texas moves into...
goes to Netflix and says,
you're always a bunch of money.
You know, I know they've said
that it showed
you know, the one big thing
that they kept saying was
the video streaming service
hosting the film Cudies
and even Ted Cruz
was saying that exposing a minor's
bare breast.
I didn't see that.
I watched the show.
I almost went back and watched it again
because I feel like,
and this is just between you and me,
I feel like I would have
remembered seeing the breast.
I know it's just me
I know it's just me
I would have remembered seeing the breast
so
you know
it's a show
it's a show on Netflix
you don't like it
don't watch it
shut up
we're taking Netflix to court
over a movie
come on now
come on now
no
no I don't know
and Ted Cruz you know better
I'm sorry
And he's going to make some
extra smart argument
that's going to say,
hey, Jeff, shut up.
But come on.
It's a movie.
You know, like it, don't watch it.
But enough with the,
we're going to sue him
and take it before the grand jury.
Enough.
So I see where Keith
Oberman is leaving ESPN
for the third time now.
He's going to start his own show, a daily YouTube series called Worst Person in the World.
So good luck to him.
I guess that launches.
If you're listening live on the 7th of October 2020, I guess it launches today.
So good luck.
I see where, you know, we talked about Shep launching his show on CNBC.
I did happen to catch it because I wanted to see the set.
The set isn't as cool as I'd hoped for, but it's kind of cool looking.
It's not bad.
And you can tell I don't think CNBC had as much money as Fox, but maybe not.
Maybe they decided.
Maybe Shep said, hey, I'll take the money in my wallet and we'll lessen the said a little bit.
But it's still a cool set.
The thing that bothers me the most, it just drives me.
Drived me.
It drove me insane.
He kept throwing it.
It's called Shepard Smith in the news or something like that.
So they don't, sure he doesn't.
There's no opinion.
and everybody is doing their news blocks without a pigeon is just telling you what's going on.
Okay.
And I'm good.
Fine.
Whatever.
And, you know, it might be worth, you know, if you're going to watch some kind of, you know,
cable network news program in the evening at 7 o'clock Eastern or whenever the hell of a show comes on,
it might be worth watching, right?
It might be worth the show to watch because whatever news stories he's going to give you is going to be,
you know, at least little.
or no kind of opinion.
But the reporters all were wearing masks while they're reporting,
and it just drove me crazy.
Come on.
And right at the break point, their White House reporter did a report without a mask.
And really it was like, oh, she doesn't have a mask on good.
But she did bring it up saying that, you know,
I have my mask in my hand here.
I'm doing this report.
I'm not wearing a mask during the report.
It's going to go on right after.
So she's trying to save herself
for being in trouble from the network
because, you know,
they obviously have their mandate
of everyone wearing a mask.
You're outside.
You're socially distanced.
I'm guessing even if you haven't been tested,
you're not sick.
So it's okay.
I get, you want to wear a mask?
wear a mask.
But not when you're doing your reports.
Please, not while you're
doing your reports.
Just know that
while you're doing your reports,
instead of sounding like this
and say, hey, Shep, right now we're
going to report it. Reporting live from the White House.
You can sound like this.
Hey, Shep, I'm reporting
live from the White House.
Or, hey, Shep.
Well, I just want to say it right now
happening in the White House, as you can see
behind me that we like this one and blow my son.
I'm sorry, what was that, Monica?
I don't know.
I don't remember her name, so I apologize to see NBC in the White House reporter
because she did a great job and I was, you know, it was fine.
I just don't remember your name.
I'll look it up. Hold on.
All right, well, I was looking at this long list.
I thought it'd be easy to, easy to sort out and it's not.
So I realized that it's,
it's not a lot of the people that are on this list
I don't remember her name
I'll find out so I apologize to her
because she was fine
she took the mask off for the report
thank you
it's my mistake not knowing your name
if you know who you are
thank you thank you thank you
but the rest of the time
eh I don't care now I want to warn you
that this is something I hope
you don't have to deal with, but there's a security flaw in the smart chastity sex toy that you're
not going to like. So if you purchased it, if you purchased the smart chastity device, but from the
QE cellmate internet connected chastity locked, build as the world's first app controlled
chastity device
that could allow anyone to remotely
and permanently lock
the user's manhood
inside the
chastity belt.
So apparently there's a way to hack it
and they were told about it
and they didn't fix it.
So the chamber
is designed to lock with this metal
ring underneath
part. And then
the only way to get it out or
to get it off you is to use a heavy-duty bolt cutter or an angle grinder to free the user.
No, thank you.
There's no emergency override.
There's no easy way in or out.
Wow, that would not be fun.
That would not be fun at all.
So if you have a Kiwi cellmate internet-connected chastity lock, be careful.
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Already so Fat Bear Week has wrapped up.
And as I said yesterday, that 747 would win.
But I feel like 32 chunk was ripped off by the angle of the picture.
And I think 32 chunks should have won.
But 747 is the new champion that,
2020 fat bear
week champion congratulations
gone through all the brackets
and look these bears have been fighting each other
for the last few years
151 Walker's been hanging out
he usually gets he's he made it
you know a lot farther than he did last year
the year before
32 chunks same thing
holly who won last year
you know made it to the semis
uh well the semi semis
this year before she got kicked out
so 747's been hanging
hanging around, close to the championship the last few years and, you know, made it this year.
So congratulations to 747 as the Fat Bear Week champion.
And I was deciding to see how big he got.
And I love some of the comments from the old Twitter sphere.
My favorite is from Brian is not changeling.
Brian is not changeling promise at
The Fly on the Wall
Okay well congratulations at the fly on the wall
I appreciate your tweet to Catmai and the Fat Bear Week
Congratulations to his royal rotundness 747
Have a good hibernation and dream salmon eating dreams hashtag fat bear week
That's a good one.
The fly on the wall.
And people were a little upset that 747 or, you know,
finally got it without a name because it's just 747.
And, you know, I like congrats bear force one.
Really funny.
And so, you know, congratulations.
But 747, look, he's got a name.
And they're looking at, you know,
it would have been calling him jumbo.
747 jumbo
Get it
747 jet
Get it
747 airliner
Get it
Would have been good
But no
That can't be
It's just 747
And it's just been 747
For the last few years
So congratulations
Anyway
To 747 for
Beating out everyone
Starting with
812
And then you defeated
157
51 Walker, my boy.
And then 32 chunk, my boy, I was picking, I was picking losers this year.
Picking losers.
And 151 Walker from the very beginning was making it through these brackets strong
until ran up against you.
And I was very disappointed because I thought 151 Walker was, you know, had a shot.
I thought it should have been 151 Walker up against chunk, 32 chunk for the championship.
but whatever.
What do I know?
What do I know?
It goes by the votes and you won.
So I thought I don't want to take away from 747.
But just saying.
Congratulations to the 2020 Fat Bear Week champion 747.
So I found it interesting that when invitations went out to the men's lacrosse teams
to compete in the 2022 World Games in Birmingham, Alabama,
July 8th through the 12th of next year.
You know, who's not going to that?
I know, right?
That's what I mean.
Who's not going to that?
The men's lacrosse teams competing at the World Games in Birmingham, Alabama in July of next year.
Well, there was a big omission, okay?
The number three, Iroquois Nationals, a team that represents the...
How...
I never can say their name.
Hold on.
I got to get the pronunciation.
right.
Haudino Shoney.
Haudino Shoney.
Haudino Shoney.
The Haudino Shoney
Confederacy, which is part of the Six
Nations in Ontario.
It wasn't on the list.
And they actually originated the game.
They call it the medicine
game.
So, I mean, don't you,
if you're part of the games
organizers, the International World
Games Association, the IW
and the World Games
2022,
Birmingham
organizing committee,
the TWG,
2022.
Don't you,
you know,
oh yeah,
you know we screwed up.
Let's,
Iroids get over here.
You're coming.
Don't worry about it.
They said, oh, yeah.
Now, you know what?
Man, we made a mistake.
Damn.
Yeah, you're right.
We made a mistake,
but we're all full.
Yeah.
Sure you've,
got that petition with 50,000 signatures
saying the nationals need to be included,
the Iroquois, and sure, hey,
sure, we knew we screwed up.
We know what we know now that the Haudini show
Confederacy wasn't on the list.
And, you know, sorry, we should be on the list.
But, hey, we've already got the teams.
There's eight teams we're full.
So, man, see you next time at the World Games,
wherever they're going to be played.
So the Ireland team got a little upset.
And look, he said none of us are going to Birmingham, Alabama in the first place
if it wasn't for the Iroquois and the giving us the gift of their medicine game.
Right? Thank you.
So the Irish team wanted to do more than just make a statement.
So they dropped out of the tournament.
And they said, we're dropping out.
And the nationals, the Iroquois Nationals, could take our place.
Okay.
Well, then now we're good.
So now we're in July of 2022.
You're going to have Australia, Canada, Germany, Great Britain, the Iroquois Nationals, Israel, Japan, and the U.S.
See, what would have been smart?
This is just me.
thinking out loud.
Now, the Six Nations,
the Iroquois Nationals,
are in Canada.
I mean, I know that they're their own land.
I got it.
Don't give me the whole...
It's the Six Nations
and it's the whole
deno-de-noshoene Confederacy
and that's not where they're...
It's not Canada.
It's their own land.
Okay. I know.
I know.
All right.
I got it.
But why did Canada just say,
hey,
why don't you think about joining our team?
And you can be part of us.
We'll let you be part of Canada's team.
And then just kick everybody's ass.
That's just me.
It's just me that that, you know,
someone would do that.
You know,
someone would do that.
But I guess that would be wrong
since the Haudenichoni Confederacy, the Six Nations,
aren't really Canadian, it wouldn't be right.
So, you know, Ireland dropped out.
Now, what would have been funny,
and it didn't have, it wouldn't have been funny at all.
I mean, it would have been, I would have been pissed.
If the International World Games Association,
the IWGA and the World Games 2022, Birmingham Organizing Committee,
TWG 2022, would have said,
oh, Ireland just dropped out.
Oh, we're going to take somebody else.
Yeah, number three, Iroix National, sorry.
I mean, they didn't.
So, you know, there's no joke there.
But they weren't too full to add them to the eight-team roster.
Why not make it a 10-team roster then?
I'm sure that is there only nine?
Nine teams in the world?
That wouldn't surprise me either.
I'm just joking.
I know there's lacrosse.
I mean, it's part of the Summer Olympics.
now, isn't it? I think it is.
Or maybe it was and it's going to
be again. I don't know. I don't remember.
I'm not a big lacrosse fan. I'm a fan of the sports.
I get it. I'll watch it.
But I don't, I've never played it.
I mean, I love the idea of putting a ball in a stick
and throwing it.
I didn't realize that Iroquois
had developed it for, you know,
called their medicine game. As I'm looking
though, as it's being explained
on different Wikipedia
pages, it doesn't sound like they're giving 100% of the credit to the Iroquois.
This latest one was talking about how it was, you know, the natives.
I know, don't look at me.
I didn't say it.
It was in this story.
It's part of the deal.
It was Native Americans.
And they'd play it before going to war.
And the differences between groups may have been settled through large multi-day games.
and, you know, so it doesn't mention that the Iroquois were the ones.
So just all I know is that it just seems like it's a little strange,
why let Ireland drop out when you could have just added an extra couple of teams to the championship in 2020?
It's coming off of COVID anyway.
and so you bring in the you bring in 10 teams instead of 8 this time and you know everybody's happy
again what do I know
