Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 483 | Fat Pile Friday - No Answer EDITION
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Well, shoot.
Trying to get through to Kevin Koster.
I've been dialing and dialing, dialing, dialing.
I've been dialing the number he said to dial to text him.
1310-564-0506.
Sure, I've texted him, but I want him to pick up.
So I've been calling and calling in.
I'll continue to call during the show to see if we can get a hold of Kevin.
Because I would love for Kevin to pick up and we could talk to him and he could be part of the show.
I know he listens to you and.
the fat but I keep getting the message.
I don't understand.
Kevin, it's me.
You have caller ID, I'm sure.
Welcome to chewing the fat.
So welcome to Fat Pile Friday.
Nice to have you along for the ride.
Thank you very much.
Appreciate it.
This is Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher.
So I'm reading the story again about
the bunch of naked celebrities
that filmed their voting PSA.
And I saw it go through social media
and of course I'm going to watch.
Anytime somebody comes up,
hey, naked, hello, I'm watching.
Duh.
That doesn't mean I'm going to go back
and watch it two or three times.
You know, one time for sure.
So, and I'm really, you know,
I want to read a little bit more
of what they were thinking about
if they were thinking anything at all.
And, you know, I'm watching the stupid video
because Hollywood,
well they love themselves naked doesn't matter what they look like they love themselves naked now
some of people in hollywood i i could go on record as saying i'm a fan as well
this particular video uh amy schumer mark rufflow chris rock
not so much sarah silverman sure why not you could quote me on that
Sarah Silverman?
Sure, why not?
So anyway, I'm reading this stupid story about the,
whether I'm going to talk to you about it,
and I'm just thinking in my head,
do I want to talk to you?
Do I want to play the audio from the video?
You know, is it worth it?
It's a political ad, but it's not a political ad
because they're talking about going out and voting.
So, you know, that is an important thing.
I get it.
You know, they obviously want you to vote
for anyone but Donald Trump, please.
But, you know, they don't say it.
And it's all from this, what's the name of the place?
Represent US.
Called it a PSA.
Nice of them.
And they keep repeating the same words
and the same phrases over and over again.
Somewhere along the line,
they all think that's a good idea.
Anyway, as I'm watching this,
an ad pops up.
And it talks about a show on Netflix called Have a Good Trip, Adventures in Psychedelics.
And I thought, oh, well, that kind of looks interesting.
Why do I not know about this show?
It's been out since May, the middle of May.
I guess maybe I was doing psychedelics at the time.
I don't know.
I don't, I think I remember it coming out, but I know I didn't watch it.
And I certainly don't remember it showing up.
on any of my on any of the scrolls you know any of the roll screens that say hey watch this why don't you watch this i
certainly don't remember that and if i i don't maybe i was maybe i was tripping at the time so it's
possible i missed it because you know i mean it's got sting and i love sting and it's got the other
you know actually it's a documentary i don't know that it's actually a documentary maybe they're
just calling it that but it's talking about the people talking about tripping and taking acid and
Look, look, first of all, we all know, I don't know if, I don't know if by watching it, they're promoting it, or if by watching it, they're hoping to tell people, don't do it.
I have a feeling it's promoting it.
Sure, use it. It expands your mind. It's a beautiful thing.
I remember being forced, forced.
I don't know if I should tell the story or not.
but it's part of the
two of the fat documentary
I remember being forced
to partake in
what some people call
acid
at one point in my life
I hated it
hated it now maybe there's just not much of a mind
there to expand
I don't know
but it just was not a good
experience. So
there's
that. And that's all I've been thinking about
after I saw the stupid have a good
trip, Adventures in Psychedelics.
Why haven't I watched this? I apologize.
With all my heart and soul,
that I haven't watched this on Netflix.
Wow. I'm sorry, but soon I will have
this under my belt. So it's Fat Pile
Friday. Welcome to it.
And I see where the raccoons
are back at the White House.
So remember at the end of last month was, you know, a week ago, a week and a half ago, whenever,
if you're listening to this broadcast live on Friday, the 9th of October 2020.
But they were saying that they had traps out and there were raccoons around the White House.
Well, apparently they haven't gotten them all.
Raccoons are boozy little animals anyway.
And they show up everywhere.
I remember one, I probably even talked about it when we talked about it last time.
I remember one gas station I used to stop.
at every morning.
And there was a family of them,
a couple of families together.
And you don't mess with them.
Man, they just look at you like, what?
Go ahead.
Say something.
I'm out here looking for the trash food.
But I see where Joe John's
from CNN had a run in
while he was just about ready to go on air.
Cameras running. He's ready to do a live shot
at the White House and realizes that the raccoons
are back, or at least, you know,
one raccoon is back.
There he is.
Raccoons, man.
God, again.
This is the second time.
Jesus.
Takes his mic off.
I get the tracks not working.
Right.
Hey, man.
It always comes around right about when I'm going to go on TV.
Maybe that's because you are.
Handled it pretty good.
threw his stool at him and, you know, throwing them away.
Pretty good.
And, you know, then he takes the mic off and goes and picks up his stool and is looking to fight back on the raccoons.
Raccoons, oh, man, don't care.
They don't care.
And the bigger ones, they will.
They'll look at you like, I'm going to pick up that stool you just threw at me.
I'm going to throw it back.
And then I'm going to go up in your truck and get what I want out of it and just try to stop me.
Go ahead.
You don't mess with raccoons, man.
So they better get the traps out.
I would say that the best trap for a raccoon at the White House would be...
Yeah, that's what I would say.
Here, raccoon.
Come here, baby.
Thank you.
You're going down.
Have a nice day.
And then, you know, that would be all the news.
Oh, my gosh.
The White House Secret Service is shooting raccoons.
Yes.
Yes, they are.
So as long as we're, you know, chatting about the White House, you know, with the
Recoons. I see where Robert De Niro, my guy is back at it again. Now, he's promoting this new
comedy called The War with Grandpa, which is probably going to be wonderful, like another
boogie little movie. I guess he needed some extra money. And so he's doing an interview with
extra to promote the new movie. And he's got the two other actors and the
extra host on a, you know, four-screen interview.
It is incredible.
And so she asks, hi, hi, hi, how you doing?
And the two other actors are sitting in squares.
I look at the movie and it's got a lot of stars in it.
Umah Thurman, Laura Moreno, who's on the call with, uh, with him for the extra interview,
Cheech Marin, Jane Seymour, Christopher Walken.
Wow.
There's a lot.
I don't know who the kid is.
that's on the call with him.
It must be Oaks Feigley.
Is that the kid who plays at war with grandpa?
Oaks Feigley?
Is that him?
No, but I don't think so.
That's the younger one.
Oh, wow.
And this was, ha!
Oh, no wonder.
It's been out that they've had this movie in the can for quite some time.
The War with Grandpa is, was a Harvey Weinstein movie.
His company's Dimension Films.
had intended to release it back in 2018,
but it was placed on indefinite hold during the whole Weinstein collapse.
Wow.
No wonder, you can tell in this interview, De Niro,
who, you know, I mean, I like Robert, but he's such a douche.
He's just such a douche.
Just answer the question.
She asks, you're on extra, Robert, you're on extra.
All right, so you're just, just promote the movie.
Just say great, but he can't help himself.
So instead of saying, well, you know, I'm doing fine.
Let's talk about the movie.
He's got to beat up the man he hates more than anyone on the planet, Donald Trump.
But then, the host for extra, I'll play it for you.
The host for extra says, hey, I just saw the movie last night.
And it was great.
I loved it.
And De Niro's.
answer and his facial expression is awesome.
He doesn't even like it.
Hello, Mr. De Niro, Oaks and Law family dealing with the pandemic and everything that's
going on.
We're doing, you know, I'm fortunate.
I have a more convenient situation.
Administration and everything, they've made everything in a domestic abusive situation.
And now we're in a national abusive situation with a leader who is,
daily giving us something new to be concerned about.
That's another kind of a virus or pandemic that we are having to deal with.
And I can't wait.
Can't wait.
Please God, that it goes away so that we can get back to normal, get us all back to normal.
Even this virus situation could have been a lot less severe.
I get upset thinking about it.
Speaking about it right now.
The other two are, oh, God.
that we have been toyed with, this country, this nation has been toyed with, played with,
conned to be where we are today.
When are people going to wake up and see what the fraud is right in front of our very eyes?
And many people, and most people see it.
Guys, I saw the movie last night, and I loved it.
It's just what I needed.
Great.
He doesn't even like it.
Great.
Yeah, that's great.
we done yet i got my i got my i got my bash on trump in and now i got to be here because i
it's under contract to do a couple of interviews for the stupid movie that we filmed years ago so
great go ahead guys talk about the movie okay thank you thank you appreciate hey go see at war
with grandpa and let everybody know i mean sorry it's not at war with grandpa i apologize robert
Don't get angry yet.
Don't go off the hook.
Take another one of your medications.
The war with grandpa.
Okay?
Sorry.
The war with grandpa.
I'm sure that'll save the movie industry.
So I should have talked about this story
when we were talking about going to
the psychedelic, do an acid documentary on Netflix.
So remember in the days of psychedelics,
people would sit around and talk and you'd get
if you were a Willie Nelson's friend
or now we know Sting's friend
from the documentary and you'd sit around and go
you know this we live
on a planet
let's say like
would you put a disc
into the computer and you play
the world and you're inside
the computer that's us
we're being played like that.
So, like, somebody outside us is looking in and playing this game.
So, like, we have free will and everything, but not really because other people are playing bigger characters in the game.
And they're driving force.
And that's what happens.
And they get to see, you know, what happens in the game.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
You know, it's like we're actually living in a simulation, dude.
Don't you know that?
Well, okay.
Well, some scientists now believe there is a one in three chance that we are actually living in a simulation.
Hey, it's science.
what are you talking about right so back in 2003 oxford professor nick bostrum and uh or australian catholic
university associate professor sam baron believe that baron's the one that says we got a one and three
chance bostrum thought of his simulation hypothesis back in 2003 he wrote a paper titled are you living in a
simulation. I don't know, dude. You know, humanity is nearing a point where we can create such
advanced computers that will be able to run simulations involving conscious beings.
You know, because computers would be so powerful. They can run great simulations.
And suppose, dude, let me have another hit of that. Okay? Then I'll tell you some more.
So then suppose that these simulated people are conscious, and there would be if the simulations were, you know, like five grains of certain people accepted the position, the philosophy, and, you know, people would be simulated by the advanced descendants of an original race.
You know, so that's what I'm talking about.
So according to this, he wrote an article in Australia talking about, I want you to imagine there are many civilizations like ours down all around the universe.
Also imagine many of these civilizations have developed advanced technology and lets them create computer simulations of a time in their own past of a time before they developed technology.
The people in these simulations are just like us.
well I'm guessing that he believes these people of the simulations are not only just like us
are us okay okay so there are technology advanced beings who can't do run many simulations
of people like us likely including us I told you there are technology advanced beings who
can run simulations of people don't I don't know there will be technology advanced enough to run
you know, simulation is really only options about it.
I guess the answer has got to be yes, right?
So what do we know?
If we don't have enough information to help us select between, you know,
whatever options we have, then what do we know?
I don't know.
I guess we get to the point where one and three odds are that we're a simulation in the game.
So I don't know if that's cool or it's mind-blowing or if it's just, you know, bullshit.
Either way, though, dude, it's really, really cool to think about, don't you think?
Yeah.
Yeah, I do.
Thanks, Professor.
All right, as we're heading into the break room, let's call Kevin Costner again and
see if he'll answer the phone
he's not there
Kevin, pick up
I know it said just text you at the
1310-564-0506
but
hoping that maybe he picks up
all right, let's go to the break room
I need something cold to drink anyway
Oh my gosh.
That is so good.
Hey, so how's the mask wearing coming?
You still enjoying it?
Do you still wear the ones that, you know, like my wife made?
And, you know, you made, your grandma made, whatever,
because we were told that those weren't really that well.
You're supposed to wear the medical ones.
I don't know.
Maybe it's because that was, that's because they're in with big,
mask? I don't know. Oh man, do I hate big mask? Anyway, so how's it going? You having fun with it? Because I think
it's still agonizing, but I think it should be your choice. I don't think it should be mandated. I see
where our friends in Michigan are they disagree with me. They disagree with me. I know. Weird,
but they believe that you should be fined if you do not.
not wear your mask.
Isn't that so nice of them?
I thought so.
You know, never mind that the state Supreme Court of Michigan said, yeah, you're a COVID-19
emergency orders.
Yeah, we're going to go ahead and strike that down.
While the mask mandate remains in effect, why care about the whole Supreme Court thing?
It's only the state Supreme Court.
Oh, okay.
Oh, I see.
Now, what they say is that's because the Michigan.
and Department of Health and Human Services
issued an order on its own
also limiting social gatherings.
So it's a separate entity
that doesn't have anything to do
with the governor's office.
Oh, okay.
So they want to find you a thousand bucks
if you're not wearing a mask.
Wow.
Okay.
Now we started out,
you get to Karen's hollering at you.
Right?
But, you know,
and people,
why aren't you wearing a mask?
You should be wearing a mask.
Why do you hate people?
So according to this,
you must wear a mask at indoor or outdoor gatherings.
Wearing a mask must still be enforced by businesses and government offices and schools.
Only Region 6 is exempt.
I don't know what Region 6 is.
We'll have to find that out momentarily.
And just as before,
the size of indoor gatherings will be limited.
Yay!
So what is going to become a,
this. Well, first we've got to find out why what region six is. Wow, I don't know why region six is
exempt, but it's 13 counties. Claire, Ionia, Isabella, Kent, Lake, Mason, Macosta, Mount
Com, Mosquigan, Nuego, Oceano, Osceola, and Ottawa. Wow, good for you. You're exempt from the Michigan
mask region from the Michigan Health and Human Services. But what we're coming to, anyway, really,
is we, you know, we saw the video that went viral with the people on the bus in the United Kingdom
and the lady yelling at the 16-year-old girl for not wearing a mask.
And if you weren't 16, I'd kick your rear end.
And she got up and on the way out, the one guy who was the clapping seal in the video, you know,
of course, you know, harms the 16-year-old girl in the face.
so another guy on the bus harmed him which was awesome uh you know people are attacking people
for not wearing a mask come on now come on now the argument is you wear a mask to protect you right
so if you're wearing a mask you're protected that's the argument i know we've been down this before
I know we have.
So if I'm not wearing a mask and you are, we're still good, right?
Right.
Now, I wear a mask when I have to, when I'm in, you know, areas that I feel like,
that's not good.
But, A, I'm not driving my car around with a mask on it.
It's not going to happen.
B, I'm not walking around outside, outdoors with a mask on.
Not going to happen.
Okay.
Sorry.
I just think it's insane that you would think that.
We already know that sun and outdoors are supposed to help mitigate the virus, not hurt it.
It's just insane to me.
It's just insane to me.
You know what else is insane to me?
If you're listening to this right now and you're not a subscriber to the podcast, that is absolutely insane to me.
How is it possible that you can be listening to this show and not be a subscriber to the show?
I mean, your life is going to get so much better and be enhanced, so much more, by just subscribing to this podcast.
Now, you're listening now and you're not a subscriber, you're just a non-subscriber freeloader.
I nobody wants that.
So you want to become a subscription freeloader, and then you're good, and life is better.
and you can turn that frown upside down and walk with your head just a little bit higher and your shoulders just a little bit more even knowing that you're a subscriber to chewing the fat podcast right all right now doggone it get out there and get going in your life and turn that frown upside down and subscribe to chewing the
fat while you're at it don't look at me like that while you're at it subscribe to the
youtube channel as well it's the same name chewing the fat with Jeff Fisher click the
little subscription bell to when you subscribe we don't have a little bell for the
podcast so it's just the bell for the YouTube channel and go ahead and
subscribe to them both while you're at it all right all right man I don't
have to tell you again so I'm sure Rush Limbaugh the great Rush Limbaugh
had some big numbers today he posted yesterday
that he was sorry to say that he wasn't on the show today,
and he wasn't on the show the day before.
And he's been going through his cancer treatments,
and, you know, of course he's not going to be on from time to time.
He's on as much as he can.
But he said that Vice President Pence was great,
and he also said that he was thrilled to announce that
the commander-in-chief,
well, he said, our commander-in-chief,
President Donald Trump will be right here tomorrow.
That was yesterday.
If you're listening to this podcast on live October 8th, 2020,
most of you will be listening to this podcast after the Rush Limbaugh show has aired.
So you will, if you missed it, you probably know, I'm sure that, you know,
it'll be highlighted all over and probably be trending.
that Trump was going to do the Rush Limbaugh show.
And wow, you know, good luck.
That's a good rally for him.
There's no doubt about that.
I still say that he should do the debate virtually from a rally
or just go to where it was supposed to be.
Now, if he went to where I was supposed to be,
that nobody would be there, right?
So he should just hold a rally for the debate.
and do it virtually.
Biden could be in the basement.
Biden can be wherever the heck he wants to be.
Trump could do the debate virtually from a rally.
It would be awesome.
Just somebody needs to get that to President Trump.
Right.
You know, let him know because I think that would be a great idea.
And I hope that by the time you're listening to this, you say,
well, that already happened, Jeff.
Duh.
Well, it happened because of this podcast, because that needs to happen.
earlier this week I asked
I talked about
getting scammed
over the phone or through email
and I asked if you had any
stories that you
were scammed or you almost
got scammed to you that you wanted to share
because I know it's embarrassing
and nobody likes to share that they
were scammed and nobody likes to share that
you know I almost got scammed
but because and it all started
because I
I know a guy in Tampa who
got scammed and he thought he jumped through all the right hoops.
I get emails.
I get at least, at least an email a day from someone.
And mostly and more, really.
I could look at the, a lot of them get sent to the junk file to my Chewing the Fat
at the Blaze.com who want to advertise on my Facebook page.
And they say it's anywhere from $400 a week to $3,500 a week.
The answer is, yes, I got a test.
text over the weekend asking me to, if that could do something, put the sticker on my car.
Right.
That's what started.
This is the text I got from who said they were going to pay me money for putting a
sticker on my car.
The answer is yes, but I can't.
I know it's a scam.
You can't click on those links.
You can't believe it.
And it's easy too.
If they catch you at the right time, which is why they continue to text and email and call.
Well, one of the emails that I got was from Nick, and he explains what happened to he and his wife.
But it's an easy, the reason I liked his email is because it's a matter of when they catch you, right?
So which is why they continue to call and it's just a matter of percentages, right?
The more calls, the more text, the more emails, the percentages go up of the amount of, you know, a person that's going to fall for it and the money that you'll get.
my girl Reem Hashimi,
who continues to email me,
who wants my help in getting
44 million over here
to the U.S., and I'll get a percentage of it.
Sooner or later,
depending on how many emails
get sent, someone is
going to say yes and reply.
So the story starts
in Pennsylvania.
It's my wife and I are living
at her dad's farm, taking care of the place.
We had a landline linked to my name
and my, with my wife's cell.
phone. I got a call on the landline twice in five minutes. Weird. And then my wife's phone rang.
Right. So, okay. So you're working. You're busy. Usually, if you get, if you, someone calls your
phone a couple of times real quick in a row from a number that you're not familiar with,
you will answer the third time because you go, wow, it's got to be somebody that really wants
to get a hold of me. Right. Don't tell that to the bill collectors because they'll try to do
that to you, but without leaving a voicemail, right? Or the long, the first one leaves a voicemail,
then you call right back. You know, it just hits you at the right time. So, uh, then my wife's
phone rang while I was going for her phone, the message machine on our landline played,
hello, this message is for Nick. We have a record that in 2007 through 2009, you did not pay
taxes to the government and the state of Pennsylvania. Now, most people would think, well,
Yes, I have, unless you're, you know, me or Nick.
You think, wait, really?
Those were the two years?
You now are legally responsible for $4,975.
See, it's that weird, strange amount, too, right?
It's not 5,000.
It's not 10,000.
It's not too much to make it seem outlandish,
but it's just enough to make it seem like,
wow, that could be the amount.
I freaked out.
because I said,
they got me
because he had been working,
again,
just hit or missed,
right?
He had been working
for a landscaping company
under the table.
He wasn't supposed to submit it.
And, you know,
he,
of course,
listens to the show,
so he comments,
first of all,
I mean,
who among us
hasn't worked under the table
for, right,
for some,
no,
I know.
I'm with you,
Nick.
Anyways,
he entered the phone,
the phone call
on his wife's phone.
They said they,
they had already notified law enforcement and county officials of my location, and they needed
immediate phone payment to get this taken care of. So he started freaking out. And they said,
you only have an hour to comply or you'll be taken into custody. So of course, that catches
him off guard, right? And he's getting worried. He starts freaking out. But he said they said a phrase
that threw him off
a phrase that they sent me a letter first
certified
and they also said
your capital
which
said him thinking
brought him back to life
they sent a couple phrases
that were not what you would hear
from someone collecting from you
so it brought him back to life
and he
because he was going in
he had already asked his father-in-law,
can I get a loan?
I might need a loan to save me from going to jail.
And then he realized, hey, this is not right.
So he went to the other line.
Well, he still had them on the line and called the police.
And apparently they were working the area that Nick lives in
because the police department said,
yes, we just got that call about 20 minutes ago.
So, you know, it's a scam.
So just be really careful.
Be really careful.
Don't get scammed.
You know, we joke around about it all the time on this show about people getting scammed.
And I can't believe people are so dumb.
But sometimes it's not because they're dumb.
Sometimes they're just, you're in a different mindset.
And the scammers catch you.
And that's what we're good at.
I mean, that's what they're good at.
So I don't want you to get scammed.
And I really don't.
I really don't.
And, of course, he goes on to say that, you know, he loves the show.
And CTF is the escape for 2020 chaos.
Thank you, Nick.
And CTF loves you.
I don't.
No, I mean that.
And since there's so much love in the air,
I'm calling Kevin Costner again,
and he better pick up this time now.
All right.
All right, that ticks me off.
Kevin, pick up the phone, man.
What do you, empty the voicemail.
Just pick up the phone.
I know you said just.
text you at 1310564-0506 but the last text I said was that I was going to call pick up the phone
so you either didn't see it or now you're now you're making me angry and I don't think you
realize though of what a fan I am I know you listen to the show it's goodness I'm getting angry
so in Atlanta Mercedes Ben Stadium is going to be the world's first professional sports
menu to use cleaning drones.
Now, according to this article, they've got, they're using three to be the workers and one extra.
All right.
So they use the drones to clean, or not necessarily clean.
They use the drones to spray the non-toxic, uh-huh, hypochlorous acid solution,
hypochloris, right?
Hypochloris acid solution.
used in compliance with the EPA for maximum effectiveness without being harmful.
Oh, that's good.
So lucid drone technologies, D1 disinfecting drones.
They work the stadium.
They say, according to this, they say that they're getting, they do it in 95% less time.
Wow. If that's true, goodbye to the workers.
So I know that they still say, well, we still have the cleaning and sanitation program,
which includes daily cleaning using Gion's ionized solution that kills harmful germs and bacteria.
Additionally, the stadium sanitation team for hourly disinfecting 600 hand sanitizer dispensers
and monthly antiviral coating to help reduce the risk of exposure and spread of the virus.
I'm telling you, if they are cleaning and taking care of business inside Mercedes-Benz Stadium
at 95% of less time with the drones, humans are done.
Have a nice day.
You know what else is coming?
I'm looking at this.
We talked, I don't know, a while ago about the security drones.
And they've got, you know, you can get them for your house now.
and, you know, they just kind of fly around.
And, you know, I mean, with cameras and everything,
do you need a drone flying around your house?
I guess if you think it's cool.
But they have these cleaning drones.
Why not have the security drones?
You're going to set them up in the rafters anyway.
And you just have security drones.
You have four or five security drones.
And when you see someone in your stadium that's not wearing a mask,
that instead of sending Barry from Section E down,
to seat three or four.
You don't need
30 berries.
You only need two.
You can write your own jokes.
You only need a couple.
And so somebody starts screwing up on camera.
You send the drone down.
And the drone hovers over the seat.
Puts the spotlight on Millie and Bill
and tells them,
this is stadium security.
Please put your mask on.
Well, this is stadium security.
Please cease doing what it is you're doing.
That's against the stadium rules and laws.
And if you don't, then you send one of the two berries in to escort them out.
Or you just have the drone shock them.
And the crowd goes, yay, and then back to the game.
And the security drone goes back up into the rafters.
That's coming.
That is coming soon.
I find their number incredible.
I mean, I get the sales pitch.
Sure that their unique wraparound effect helps distribute and disinfect the hard-to-reach areas.
I get that.
But they claim that these drones allow for a 95% reduction in time spent cleaning the seating bowl
and the ability to redeploy associates in other areas of the stadium.
Uh-huh.
And 14 times more effective.
than the regular backpack foggers.
Yeah, people are gone.
Hey, happy Fat Pile Friday.
Don't forget to be on the lookout for Hurricane Delta
if you're on the south part of the U.S.
And if Jim Cantorri shows up in your neighborhood
in Louisiana, you are probably too late to leave, hunker down.
Be safe.
No, seriously.
I, you know, I'm not making light of hurricane.
D. It should make landfall late tonight, early Saturday morning. You know, it's already a
category three, could be a cat four. It's looking to do some serious damage. It did some huge damage
in Cozumel and Cancun. Knocked out power, collapsed some streets, damage to a bunch of buildings,
obviously flooding. So it's looking at southwest Louisiana landfall.
which Laura made landfall there.
And I mean, they're still trying to recover.
There's still.
There's people, you know, homeless and it's horrible.
So if Delta comes in at about the same place,
it's going to be a long, long time for recovery there.
And they're going to need a lot of help.
And that's where Mercury 1 comes in.
And so if you have an opportunity to,
go to mercury1.org and donate.
They'll be on the ground there this weekend after the storm passes.
It will be a difficult time for them.
So it's no joke.
I really wasn't joking about Jim Cantorri either.
I mean, we talk about that every storm.
If he shows up in your neighborhood,
if you're still there, you should have been gone already.
So he's in Louisiana.
and wherever he ends up today, wherever he's been today,
if you're listening to this live on the 9th of October,
it's October, wow, this year, man.
2020, then I'm sure wherever Jim is today,
then that's where the storm is going to hit,
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Okay, so we're talking about the cleaning drones in Atlanta that they're using.
And now we also have drones delivering kidneys and other body parts for transplants.
They just delivered some corneas and kidneys across the desert in Nevada.
They use drones for that.
I know.
Mission go.
A transportation logistics.
company partnered with Nevada Donor Network
and they want to see
their look
I want it to work. If it's
faster and safer
than use them.
Absolutely. If they can get there
and still be viable
and be better
for transplant with
using a drone, that's great.
But we want to reduce
the carbon footprint of the donations.
Do we? Do we?
Okay.
Come on now. No.
If you need a kidney, if you need corneas,
and there's an accident and there's one available on one part of the other side of Nevada,
and to get it to you, they've got to use a jet plane
or widen the carbon footprint to get them to you, so be it.
Oh, no, I don't want them delivered if it's going to,
if it isn't going to reduce the carbon footprint,
Okay, but anyway, good for you.
I'm glad that it's working out.
Now, the, we're going to have drones.
I mean, we need some serious, some serious, serious, serious drone plans across this country.
The FAA, we talked about, you know, Prime getting there okay for deliveries,
which I'm a fan of, if you're in the, you know, especially here at DFW, drop them at my house.
Walmart is experimenting with delivering groceries with the drone with the COVID-19.
by drone.
I mean, it's a good excuse.
We talked about the North Carolina drones
that are delivering the PPEs
for the medical professionals.
CVS is delivering some prescriptions in Florida.
I don't remember the Florida one.
I remember CVS delivering, I think,
in North Carolina,
I don't remember them doing it in Florida,
but good.
Good.
I mean, that's fine,
as long as we're not creating more problems.
But if we're just talking,
about delivering corneas and kidneys.
Okay, no problem.
But if we're only doing it to reduce the carbon footprint,
stop it.
What are you talking about?
If it's a bonus, then good.
But to do it on purpose, I don't know.
I don't know.
So if you were told that
we're going to put a microchip in you
and that's a way that we can track
and detect COVID and other coronaviruses
would you do it?
I know.
Now I'm not talking about it being your bank.
I'm not talking about having all your medical information on it.
I'm talking about having it put in so that the sensors
could measure, you know, the levels of glucose, oxygen,
and it would take, it would give you an idea about your human cells
and let you know if you came in contact with someone who had COVID or coronavirus
or your body just ingested the COVID-19 and now we need to fight it.
I know.
I know.
But it's here.
It is here already.
The Profusia, or Prof USA, Inc.,
Profusa, P-R-O-F-U-S-A, Inc.
funded from the NIH and DARPA,
they said that they are able to insert this chip,
an injectable bio chip for the detection of viral respiratory diseases,
including COVID-19.
Yay!
They don't know the delivery system yet.
They're still waiting for some approval from the government and the FDA,
but it's coming.
You know, the fight for the longest time was,
no way.
You're not going to chip me.
I don't want it.
So if this is the health chip,
if you take the health chip
that's a step
you're not even going to fight
the information chip
right I mean the transhumanism
you're on your way
you're not going to fight it
it's already going to be done
that first chip is the health chip
and then the other chip is
well this one's for your health information
and this one's for your banking information
so you don't even have to worry about a card
or bank account that is your account
and this is for all your other information.
So just, you've already got this chip.
This chip is going in.
There's a couple more.
We're there.
And if you think to yourself,
well, I'm not going to be chipped.
Really?
Okay.
No problem.
What if there were consequences to not getting the chip?
Right?
I mean, it's almost like, I don't know,
the little chat and worry we're having about the vaccine.
I don't want the vaccine.
I'm not going to take the vaccine.
I need to choose.
You can't mandate it.
Okay.
All right.
For right now,
the microchip may not be mandated.
For now.
And I'm with you on that.
You know, it should be your choice.
I'm that way with the masks and the vaccine and everything else.
It should be your choice.
This is America.
But look around, my friends.
Look around.
What's happening with the mask?
We had stories already earlier in the show,
talking about people getting beat up for
not wearing a mask. I know. They're mandated, I mean, mandated everywhere and businesses say, you know,
hey, no problem. So remember what we talked about with the vaccine. No problem. You don't have to take the
vaccine. But if you don't get the vaccine, then you can't shop here. If you don't get the vaccine,
then you can't work here. If you don't get the microchip, then you can't work here. If you don't
have the microchip, you can't come and shop here. It's coming, my friends. It's coming. And,
by the amount of people that are all for the mandates and you must wear a mask and you will take the
vaccine.
It's not far off for the microchip.
It's not far off at all.
So give it some thought.
Give it some thought.
How are you going to be able to say no if you want to say no?
If you just want the chip and get it done with, then you're good to go.
It'll be here soon enough.
But if you're going to be one of those,
if you're going to be one of those naysayers,
oh man, come up, be ready.
Be ready because it's coming faster than you think.
And you may even be on that drone carrying those new retinas that you need.
Or corneas or that kidney or whatever.
Yeah, it's going to be on the drone too.
Don't worry about it.
Okay.
One last time I'm going to call Kevin.
I realize that, you know, they want to call.
to subscribe to their text service.
I realize that it's a, you know, it's a deal.
It's probably, you know, the phone number is just a phone number made up and he's, you know,
got a third or fourth phone at the house that's just for this.
But maybe, maybe if I call, he might pick up, you know, just like the scammers.
You keep calling and keep calling sooner or later to see, hey, that number keeps calling.
I think I'll pick up.
And he might, just for the fun of it.
So I'm going to continue.
We'll just give it one last shot.
Keep your fingers crossed that he picks up.
Figures.
All right, fine.
I'm going to keep calling.
Somebody's going to pick up that phone.
I don't care.
I'm determined now that someone will pick up that phone.
Even if it's the kid or the neighbor or the pool boy or the cleaning lady,
someone's going to pick up that phone.
And I'm going to get in touch with Kevin Costner.
That's going to happen.
All right, thanks for listening to Chew and the Fat.
Be safe.
