Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 488 | Fat Pile Friday - Stay Low, Swerve Left

Episode Date: October 16, 2020

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Welcome to it. It is chewing the fat. Happy fat pile Friday. Yes, it's happened again. The jetpack man, unidentified jetpack man, seen flying above the ground, and that's what people in jet packs do, around LAX. Now, if you're flying above the ground in LA, I'm guessing that that's in the vicinity of LAX. Same here in DFW. If you're in a jetpack and you're flying around, you're in the vicinity of DFW and or this other airport that's close by here, Alliance, which is where the air show is this weekend. I mean, you're going to be in the vicinity of an airport. There are planes flying all the time. So if you're in a jetpack, stay low.

And be sure to dodge the drones as well. But apparently a flight crew, a Chinese Airlines flight crew, saw him flying about seven months. miles northwest of the airport, you know exactly where that is. And then remember the guy in September, or the flight pack person, I'm sorry, I apologize, the flight pack person, the jetpack person, was flying about 3,000 feet above the ground near the airport in September, according to American Airlines flight. So now that's being investigated by the FBI, the FAA, the NCAA, the NACP, everybody is

investigating this thing. So good luck to unidentified jetpack person. But I'm guessing this is going to be some kind of ad campaign, right? It's going to be, we catch him and he's, you know, he's flying around for Red Bull. Although Red Bull would want you to know right away. So he's going to be flying around for Bill's shoes that's boarded up now in L.A. Something like that, Joe's coffee. But it's going to be if you're flying around in a jetpack, male or female or whatever you're,

whatever you think you are today stay low and dodge the drones and for sure dodge the planes you do not want to get hit by a plane and plus you're looking if you get sucked into the engines I mean you're looking at the plane crashing too so do not do that let alone

I mean the plane can probably survive that close to the airport you would hope but you just so you know, will not. So if you're flying in that jetpack, stay low, my friend. Stay low and swerve left.

Those are good rules to live by anyway. Stay low, sore of left. Welcome to chewing the fat. I know, it's Fat Pile Friday, and we've got a ton of things, a ton of fat to dig through. I'll tell you that.

I found a, I've got a favorite thing. that I found in my house. I'm not quite sure. I'm pretty sure it doesn't belong to my wife. But there's a bunch of people living in the house. It's about a patient educational brochure on augmentation. And it's breast augmentation with from a suits of little separate company named mentor. And we're going to get into the,

there's a lot. There's a lot. inside of this. And it's not even, we're not even talking. I mean, this is just breast augmentation as this little flyer. I don't even talking about any, you know, three cuts to clown face. So we'll get to that as the, as the show goes on. And we're going to get to, you can look forward as long as I'm talking about what we're going to get to.

We're going to get to look for an interview tomorrow on a Saturday podcast, American Dream podcast. I'm going to talk to a guy who has multiple Guinness Book of World Record records. and I am so jealous of this guy but he's living his American dream and I am going to talk to him and it will be an American Dream podcast on Saturday and I'll put it up on my YouTube channel as well Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher

and so you'll have that to look forward to so be sure to subscribe to Chewing the Fat if you're listening to this for free let's go ahead and subscribe and also while you're subscribing to Chewing the Fat podcast you may as well subscribe to the YouTube channel as well researchers have apparently cracked the age-old question if couples start looking alike over time.

Now, they talk about, you know, opposite attracting and however, but they did a study that, you know, partners grow to look more similar to one another over time. However, however, new research has refuted the concept. They debunk the theory laid out from the 80s. And okay. A study published in the journal scientific reports. Again, who doesn't get the journal scientific reports? Stanford PhD candidate PINPIN T McCourt

and Stanford Associate Professor Mikkel Kossensky presenting findings disproving that couples tend to morph to look like each other. The study titled, Spouses faces are similar, but do not become more similar with time. Argues that people are attracted to mates who look similar to themselves, but time together does not exacerbate these similarities. Okay. So you don't grow more looking like each other.

You already do, because you are out there looking for somebody that looks like you. you. I don't know that I agree with that. But they examined the theory. Remember the guy back in 87, who conducted from University of Michigan, talked about faces becoming more similar over the course of their marriages because of shared environment, emotions, activities. And they doctors today think, well, that's plausible, but the theory doesn't hold up. They compare photos of 517 couples at the beginning of their marriages, and photos of them 20 to 69 years later, and they found their faces do not converge over time. Wow. Long-term romantic partners have been shown to be similar in terms of height, weight, health, diet, age, physical attractiveness,

education, ability, intelligence, psychological, well-being, personality, attitudes, values, religion, social dress, ethnicity, lifestyle, and many other traits. Wow. So the researchers plan to find out if claims are true that a person's name can be predicated from their face alone. I don't know about that one. I don't know that that's true. But fascinating that, I mean, it's a fine line, right? No, you don't grow more alike because you're all.

already alike. All right, fine. There are going to be outliers to that story for sure. Let's use the the thruple that I was reading about the polyamorous people or thruple or two women and one guy or however they perceive themselves.

I was reading a story on how they have a struggle and it's just how they organize their bedtime and routine to ensure no one misses out or gets jealous. And, you know, she has to frequently update people on their relationship. People want to know. Now, they first met on Tinder way back in 2016, and now they're a thruple. They, you know, they got together and Cody and Maggie and Janie. All together.

Yay. That's what we love. so they struggle sometimes with their sleeping arrangements. But, you know, look, the relationship is the best things that ever happened to them. And they're sharing their lives on TikTok and other social media accounts. And one video, which has been seen three million times, explains how they manage the bedroom dynamic. Now, Janie shows off their king-sized bed. It says sometimes the couple, well, they sleep together.

and then others you know I sleep in the queen size bed there's three beds and you know if you're tired or you haven't been sleeping that much you go to sleep in the queen size bed

and that means the other two of us we're in the king's size bed and it just makes sense right and the queen size bed is significantly more comfortable than the king it is

but the queen size bed is just there for one person and you know that's the way it is wait it's the other way around oh my gosh i'm so sorry oh to the thruple i'm so sorry the queen size bed is more comfortable than the king so if you want to sleep by yourself you got to sleep in the crappy king and the couple sleeps in the queen gotcha i'm so sorry so two people uh sleeping in the queen and one is sleeping in the king. It doesn't talk about

the nights when they all sleep together but whoever sleeps in the king hasn't been sleeping well and they just want to sleep by themselves and you understand that we don't get jealous of one person is sleeping with someone more

oh boy we actually tend to fight over who gets to sleep by themselves right because it's really nice to have a bet all to yourself. I know. The struggles that a thruple have right there. That's a huge one.

But if they start to grow... I'm looking at the picture of the thruple. Do they all look alike? I may need a computer algorithm to break that down. They sure do look happy, though. Man, they look happy. One guy, two... What appear to be females,

and I apologize that he may not be. a he and she may not be a she. You just don't know what's going on in the Thruple's minds. But you do know that you do know that if you're sleeping in

the... I got to get this right now. If you're sleeping in the king then you're sleeping with someone else. If you're sleeping in the queen... No. The king...

Yeah, the king... is by yourself the queen is with two right i mean you could never have the queen with one and the king with two but i guess you have to have some rules right duh for this to be a movie uh the title of the story is you cannot serve both god and money vatican's financial scandal takes new twist uh yay so not only do we have the pope running around telling us that uh you know climate change is everything and capitalism sucks and we have now a financial scandal swirling around the Vatican plus we have reports that they have one lady who was running around the you know doing secret missions to Africa I want the movie I should just write the script right now she

write the screenplay right now money and God so the Italian people police have arrested Cecilia Moragana. Morigona? Moragona. Yeah, moragna. Moragna. Cecilia Moragna. In Milan, it doesn't matter, Cecilia, in Milan, on a warrant from Vatican City State. The Vatican official said that Holy See Magistrates suspect her of embezzlement and misappropriation of funds in complicity with others. Oh, okay. So, Apparently, she had received half a million euros to run behind the scenes diplomacy and to assist missionaries in conflict zones in Africa in Asia. She's running secret missions in Africa to help the missionaries. That'll be fun.

So that's part of, I mean, I don't know if it's embezzlement. Maybe she's misappropriation of funds, but apparently she was an associate of this. Cardinal Giovano Angelo Bixobico. I don't know how to pronounce his last name. Cardinal, he's a cardinal. And it's B-E-C-C-I-U. And I apologize. I should know how to pronounce his name.

In fact, oh, I even get music. Bit you. Bichu. Okay. All right. Why has there music to that now? Pronouncedames.com.

What are you doing? You're killing me with pronounced names.com and the music behind it. Hello, I just want the pronunciation. So I apologize. Bichu. He was forced to resign as head of the congregation for the causes of the saints and stripped him of his right as a cardinal to vote for a new pope. Hello.

And the pope didn't give a reason. He just kicked him out. So I guess it's part of him giving money to run behind the scenes diplomacy and to assist missionaries in conflict zones in Africa and Asia. Behind the scenes, diplomacy. Is that with weapons? I think it is. So in my book, that's what it is.

In my movie, that's what it is. She's dropping in from helicopters. So anyway, the former cardinal who got the boot from the Pope, I guess it's the way he was like, the money, the Secretary of State. He handled all the Holy See's investments. Okay. And I guess that there was some church funds being used in his family affairs. So there were real estate investing going on in London. And there was a couple hundred million dollars in some big real estate adventure that was all from a Catholic, you know, obviously from a Catholic fund that they could

get from donations and a few people you know we're pocketing you know millions of dollars hello hello you're getting money from the cardinal with a couple hundred million to invest in real estate yeah you're going to be some of that money is going to come up as extra expenses i mean i wouldn't do that oh my gosh that was i how dare you look at me like that so apparently they're cleaning house And the Pope is wound up at this going on. He got rid of the Cardinal. And now he, you know, sent the boys from the Vatican City State after their girl, Cecilia, who was busy dropping into Africa and Asia doing her behind-the-scenes diplomacy.

So I'm ready. I'm ready. Write the screenplay right now. I don't know if you call it, you know, none on the run. Or you just, you know, both God and money. I like that one. I like none on the run as funny. But for, you know, an Amazon original.

You know, I'll take some Netflix money too if they want to produce it. Both God and Money. Or just God and Money premieres January 1st, 2021. I like that. I like that has to work. God and money this fall Only on Netflix Watch

As a successful I don't think she was a nun Hold on me on she wasn't a nun She was just like the assistant Right Uh see she was Uh Associate

God and money This fall Maragumna An associate to the Cardinal Drops in too goes behind the scene. That's it. Assistant, Associate of the Cardinal goes behind the scenes in conflict zones.

God and money this fall. Only on Netflix or Amazon or Hulu or whoever gives us money. We're not looking for much. You know, maybe we could probably get this done for 20, 30 million. God and money this fall I know that pile Friday I know I know I know

I know and we've got I've got headlines to go through this story's been sitting in the pile this week remember when we did this story I know dude let's just get stoned and you know

that was more of acid really but we were smoked pot too and we talked about how the world was we were just like a game and we were being played like a computer game and people were playing us

and then we have this game saying that AI will become Earth's dominant life form and keep humans like we keep plants. Oh, okay. So, yeah, so

what I was thinking someday, human beings, human beings are going to be just like plants to artificial intelligence. You know what I'm saying? I know. I know. And so, so, I mean, sure, it's probably not going to have it, but it's cool to think about.

Here, let me have that. I know, I'm telling you, man, machines of the future are, you know, it's going to be designed and built by themselves. They're going to already, they're just going to start growing and taking care of us, and we're going to be like plants, man. You know, I'm probably going to be like this beautiful. ivy growing out of a fence or you know maybe just a spider plant hanging from the back porch waiting to be watered bacon in the sun dude that's what's going to happen because

artificial artificial artificial give me another hit yeah okay artificial intelligences they're going to be be likely to evolve around, you know, thousands, maybe even millions, maybe in trillion, maybe in numbers we can't even comprehend, more intelligence than us. So I know, dude, don't even think about being afraid of it because they like humans.

Duh. But, and they're afraid of climate change too. They don't want climate change, dude. They know the Earth is, they're going to start doing things to help climate change and they know that if they just kill off a bunch of us but keep some of us like plants

then the earth will be better for it that's what James Lovelock the veteran environmentalist believes James dude we'll just leave it there

at James dude alright let's get room I need a drink of summer refreshing beverage. That's in my big cooler jug. This is the one kind of jug that I never can remember the name of, but they work and they keep things cold.

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I mean, you don't have to be that mean, but, you know, just tell them no matter what you're listening to. Okay? Are we good on that? All right, good. So it's better. Since we've actually delved into, you know, coronavirus and COVID-19, we've, you know, talked, you know, around it a little bit, and it's still, yes, I know, it's still going on. Weird, I know. It doesn't seem like it's ever going to go away. But we are starting to see that surge that we talked about last week. I know that Europe has now a daily average of 78,000, which surpasses the U.S.

French president, Emmanuel Macron, declared a state of emergency and instituted a curfew 9 p.m. to 6 a.m. for the country's biggest cities. That affects nearly a third of the population. Wow. They're talking about prolonged restrictions like that, back into recession.

Northern Ireland, closing pubs and restaurants for all but takeout. Schools and many other businesses. are closing. UK has closed bars and pubs in its heavily affected areas. Morris Johnson is

obviously facing attacks, but he's not he's still going strong on it. The Netherlands will partially lock down for at least four weeks. I think they're shutting down London again too.

I think once we're in the headline section, we might as well look at the headlines. Yeah, London is going back into coronavirus lockdown. Today, Friday, if you're listening live on the 16th of October 2020, and

they are saying, they're locking down from Midnight Friday with indoor household mixing band. What the heck? Household mixing is set to be banned indoors. Well, most people have their house indoors. As a part of the UK capitals entry into high tier

restrictions, which is the second highest level under the new three tier system for England. That's right. We were talking about the three tiered section. London mayor, who is great, Sidney Khan, has been pushing for the city to be moved from

medium to high. I'm surprised he doesn't want to go to the top one. So household mixing will be banned from midnight tonight. Saturday household mixing infections rates are on the steep upward path and must act that just means you can't visit anybody right

it's got to be that's what household mixing means I don't want to I feel like I should know what that means under the new rules people in the capital and other affected regions will be allowed to continue visiting pubs, bars, and restaurants but only with the people from the same household household

household mixing will still be allowed in outdoor settings including beer gardens so you can go out with your family and you can see other people that are socially distance are sitting way over there but I don't want any friends getting together we do not want friends getting together

you hear me that's not going to happen in London I won't hear of it I don't want it to happen All right. You got it? Okay. Good. And I see, I mean, look, here in the U.S., the numbers are starting. What are the numbers anyway?

What are we at in the U.S.? According to the World Ometers ranking? According to this, we're still number one. We are still number one. 8,176,174 total cases. 222,252.2.2,252. deaths. Wow. India, Brazil, Russia. Spain. Those are the top five. Counting down. U.S. still number one. Where is China way down this list? Because you know that those numbers

from China are not correct. I'm sorry. I don't believe it. If any country is telling you incorrect numbers, it's China. Where the heck are they? They're in the 30s? 51? Okay, stop it. They're saying that China right now only has 85,622 total cases. If you believe that, I do have some oceanfront property in Arizona. I'm going to sell you.

That's George Strait's on. I do have that. That's embarrassing that we allow that to happen. the country that's 1,439,3,3,3,7276 population numbers and they have 85,000 cases and we just let it slide.

Yeah, that's fine. The country that it started in. Yeah, they've only got 85,000. They're only reporting 85,000. Stop it. That's embarrassing. I mean, and we heard from the Chinese president, there's a report saying he told the military

to focus their energy on preparing for war. Now is he talking, what's he talking about? I don't know. Who's he talking about going to war with? I don't know. I just know that it's reported that he told the People's Liberation Army Marine Corps base this week in the province of Guadal.

where he told them to maintain a state of high alert and called on them to be absolutely loyal, absolutely pure, and absolutely reliable. He told them to put all their minds and energy on preparing for war. Okay. All right then.

All righty then. I mean, okay. You know, and one last thing we talk about, I don't talk about sports as often as I would like to. I'll tell you that. I should just do a separate sports podcast. But we're seeing where in the NFL and college that teams and schools are testing more and more positive and having to postpone games. We saw where coming up this weekend, if you're, you know, listening live here on the 16th of October 2020, Nick Saban, head coach of Alabama tested positive.

he's going to be isolated at home, not going to be doing the game, and they go up against Georgia on a huge game, huge game in their head coach is not going to be there. He can still coach from, you know, online, I guess, but it's not the same. Florida is looking to, Captcha numbers, Missouri had their game rescheduled,

I guess, until December, because their opposing team, Vanderbilt, where it was had some players that are testing positive or at least around the team. And so that's SEC too. That's, you know, Alabama and Georgia and Missouri and Vanderbilt. And in the NFL, we've got teams and base, if their things are, you know, coming home to roost. COVID is coming home to roost. So I don't even know how we get through the, how we get through the season.

I mean, we had Ronaldo. It was a huge soccer superstar. I don't know if you, you know, like soccer. But Ronaldo's like this mega, I mean, he's a monster star. He tests positive. You know, is he asymptomatic, I guess? But any, you know, if you test positive, you are then shunned, man. You got to quarantine and go away and you can't be part of life.

And even if you don't test positive in a lot of places, you need to, you know, don't you think about having a life. You hear me? Don't do it. Wow. All right. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Did I mention that I've got an American Dream podcast coming up tomorrow on Chewing the Fat? I'm talking to a guy who is a multiple Guinness record holder. I know. I'm so jealous. I can't wait to talk to him. He's a fan of the show, which really surprised me. I reached out to him and he was very kind and very nice. and so I'm going to talk to him tomorrow, living his American dream, and he's setting Guinness Records to be in the Guinness Book of World Records. I am so jealous.

I'm thinking about starting to grow my fingernails long. And really, you thought it was joking. Don't go out and have fun anymore, but there's a poll out. Well, I know this is Democrat and Republican, and so it's kind of political, but it's an interesting poll about masks. they surveyed Democratic men, Democratic women, Republican men, Republican women. Worried about getting coronavirus.

All right. Democratic men, 77%. Democratic women, 80%. Republican men, 20%. Republican women, 29%. I mean, that's a tough question. Are you worried about getting coronavirus? Yes.

Are you letting it rule your life? Well, I mean, kind of, We all are really kind of, right? Always wear a mask in indoor settings when can't socially distance. Democratic men and Democratic women, both 90 and 93%, 40% of Republican men and 56% of Republican women, always wear a mask in indoor settings when they can't socially distance. I mean, avoiding going to public places. over 70% between Democratic men and Democratic women, 30%, 31% men,

38% women on the Republican side. I don't know. What it means is that most people, most people, if you're inside, indoors and you can't socially distance, you're wearing a mask. Is that good? Yeah, I guess. I guess. but it shouldn't be mandated.

That's what ticks me off. And I know we've been over it. And I know, I know, I know, I know. But it shouldn't be mandated. They should tell us, hey, wear a mask. It's important. But if you don't, you're not going to be shunned to the corners of the world. And we'll still talk to you because this is America.

All right. Give me some good news. Ready for some good news? Yellowstone fans. We found out that the season three of Yellowstone is going to start back up on the Paramount Network, November 22nd. So they're out there working. Look, people are back to filming. Right?

So good. And that's exciting because, wow, season two was awesome. and ready to go. So I'm looking forward to that. But then we get into, you know, things that are actually, you know, I hate to go back to bad news, but that's what it seems to be today on Fat Pile Friday. Like AMC movie theaters, they claim they're going to run out of cash by the end of the year. That's it, though.

I don't worry about it. They anticipate that existing cash resources would largely be depleted by the end of 2020. Or maybe they'd. can hold out till 2021. I don't know, maybe. Are they looking for government money? Maybe. Possibly. Isn't everyone these days? So remember, they opened a hundred of its outlets in, you know, last month to limited seating between 20 and 40%. Wow. So they haven't even reopened in California, Maryland, New York, North Carolina, Washington State. Oh, my. gosh so as of the ninth of this month week or so ago 10 11 days ago uh if you're today is if you're

listening live the 16th of october uh 2.2 million people have gone to the theaters which is yeah i mean an 85 percent declined he said over a year ago i mean you of hello yeah it's gonna be real tough and people want just the streaming stuff once they were out of cash i don't know they've talked about being open is costing them too much money right there it's it's cheaper for them to to be closed even though they don't want to be closed okay i mean i get it look you're looking at united airlines uh losing cash i was real surprised to see where delta uh posted uh 5.4 billion loss. Wow. $5.3 billion.

Delta is a pretty strong company. We haven't heard a lot from them throughout the pandemic. United saying they posted a $1.8 billion loss. That's $1.8 billion. They've been flying, but it's really

surprising that Delta posted that big loss. Wow. So, according to this, they lost the Atlanta-based airlines. I just slimmed down its workforce as the virus. Yeah, they slimmed it down including a $3.1 billion charge for voluntary separation

and 2.2 for restructuring. Okay, got it. So United didn't do any of that and they only lost just under two. Delta lost this 5.8, but it looks like a little over half of that, maybe even a third or more, was part of their

restructuring and retire early deals. So that will come back. That's good for them. You'd think it would be anyway. I mean, the airlines are, we haven't looked at the turnstiles for them either. Oh, man, I don't know, it's kind of scary. Right? 717,940.

They're all under a million. There were a couple of days here in the background that are hitting over 900,000, almost a million, which is better because a year ago was still, you're looking at two, sometimes times almost three million through the turnstiles and now you can't even get a million, let alone close to a million on most days. Wow. So you talk to the industry struggling because of all the, I mean, we are in, we're in tough times. But am I confident that we're going to make

it through it? I really am. I really am. I don't know why. I should, I guess, feel like it's, it's over, but I don't. I'm confident that we're going to make it through it. I'm so confident, in fact, I'm going to talk to you a little bit about a flyer I found in my house earlier today. That is a very interesting flyer on an educational brochure. Coming up for those of you that subscribe to the podcast and aren't listening for free. Stream and subscribe to more Blaze Media content at theblaze.com slash podcasts. All right, you know, we never did say goodbye to the two and a half men star, shot of Farrell, who passed away

earlier this week at 77. Wow, it was really surprising that she was 77. I mean, yesterday we talked about Stevie Nix being 72, so it's not a surprise. But you remember her, like she's been in all kinds of movies that you would know.

I love her. She's really, she was really funny in two and a half men, and she was the housekeeper. You know, she was the fat lady, the fat, funny lady, the fat mean, funny lady. And she was, I loved her in Aaron Brockovich, which I love that movie, the Julia Roberts movie, Aaron Brockovich, and Edward Scissorhands and Mr. Deeds. So, I mean, it was the mask. And then another great movie. I mean, she was, you know, she was really fun to watch.

And I could believe that she was 77A. And I guess she'd been struggling for several months over, you know, health issues. And she finally, uh, passed away. So it was very sad that, uh, that we lost her. So I just want to say goodbye. I didn't have an opportunity to say goodbye. So I found this patient educational brochure augmentation from mentor memory gel and mentor memory gel extra. Now those are silicone gel breast implants. And of all of course they are. I'm not telling you anything. I just found this one of there's two things about this a little brochure that I love. One is I have found the title of my book that I'm going to write. I don't know what I'm going to write it. I'll get on it. I'm kind of lazy, so, you know, might be 20 or 30 years.

But inside this brochure, multiple times, you'll turn the page and it says, this page is intentionally left blank. I think that's the title of my, I think that's the title of my book. I'm for sure putting it in the book. This page is intentionally left blank. I just struck me funny and I like it. So it goes through an entire thing here on breast augmentation and changes. It talks about some of this stuff is kind of big guy talk. So I know a lot of you sometimes play this podcast.

on a speaker with the family around? I know. You'd think to yourself, Jeff, you don't sound like you normally would care about that, but I do. I do. I don't want to have you get mad at me

because your kids listening and then hear me say something that, Mommy, what does the fat man mean by that? Maybe it's educational. Maybe that'd be good. So maybe I just give you the warning and then you live with it. And you say, Jeff, what are you doing?

I'm talking about breasts like that when I'm playing you on, speaker. So, you know, maybe I just tell you, this is an adult version. We're talking about breast augmentation and, uh, we'll go through the memory gel breast implant styles. We have a width and a profile for the size range. We have the moderate profile, which is, and we have the moderate classic profile, which is smooth and textured shell surface, about 130 to 800 cc's. Now, the moderate profile, the smooth and textured shell surface, is about 100 to 800 cc.

Okay. Now, some of you may say, well, the moderate size is really too small. So let's go to the moderate plus profile, which is a smooth and textured shell surface, which is 100 to 800 cc. We have the high profile, smooth and textured shell surface, 125 to 8,000. We have the ultra-high profile, the smooth shell surface, which is 135 to 800 cc's. And we have the memory gel extra breast implant description. We have the smooth shell surface, which is the textured shell surface, 115 to 755 cc.

And we have the high profile extra smooth shell surface, 150 to 150 to 5.5 cc.s. smooth shell surface, 150 to 790 CCs. I'll take a picture of this page and post it on my Instagram, Jeff Fisher Radio. They talk about how to care for

yourself after surgery, of course. It's good for you to know that. Other procedures at the time of breast augmentation. Oh man, if you are getting three cuts to cloud face while you're having your breast implants, you know, according to this, in some cases,

breast implants alone may not give you the results you want. Right? I mean, how many times? How many times? I mean, if you've lost weight in the past, been pregnant or breastfed, sag, stretch, you know, extra skin is not completely filled out by breast tissue.

Your doctor, being a nice guy that he is, may recommend doing a, a breast lift mastelpexie to remove excess skin from the rest of the breast tissue in one or both breasts. Duh. Hello. Now, those of you thinking, why would I do that? I don't have an answer for you. I don't have an answer for you.

I just know that this happens in life. And they ask you in this brochure, the patient educational brochure on augmentation, should I have breast augmentation? I would say that the book probably says, I'm sorry, the brochure probably says, hey, it's up to you and you shouldn't. But most doctors are going to tell you, well, of course. You want to look your best, don't you? And if you, and you want to feel like you look your best at all times. So it's very important that this happens, okay?

And we want to talk about submuscular placement, subglangular, placement of course with sub muscular placement uh surgery time may be longer hello recovery time may be more painful oh no and future reoperations may be more difficult oh implants may feel more like a natural part of the breast be less palpable oh that's with the submuscular placement but the subglangular placement uh less painful reoperation may be easier and the implants are more more pliable. I can feel the implant through the breast tissue. Okay.

Capsular structure may be more likely. Yeah, those are the ones, you know, when they break a lot of times. Not these. Not these. The Mentor Memory Jell and the Mentor Memory Jail extras? Yeah, these don't. But remember the silicone ones when they broke, they got all sticky and got all mixed in with the breast stuff going on.

And that's what was causing some of the cancer. Not these. I want to be clear that I'm talking. I'm not talking about these. I'm talking about those other nasty ones. I mean, I will snap a pick and put it up on Instagram, the memory gel breast implant styles, which are awesome. Just so you have an idea of what I was running down.

But if you're thinking about it, I mean, there's brochures out there to help. And gosh darn it, don't you want to feel extra good about yourself? Don't you? I know. everyone does so did you catch bill burr on saturday night live last week really funny he's a really funny guy if you don't know who he is he's a comedian and he he's got a podcast that he does i was turned on to him well i was told about him uh from my oldest son a long time ago and uh he's really funny and he's and he's wide open and he's out there and his monologue was about cancel culture

and white women gay pride it was It was really funny, and it's surprising to hear that much funny on Saturday Night Live. I was thinking about playing it for you, but then I see that, you know, how long it is. I don't know if we get away with playing it from the network or what we do, playing five minutes from Saturday Night Live. I don't know that that's, you know, get you in trouble. So just I'll tweet this story out and you listen to it and just know that it's really funny. and I will I'll tweet it

It's really fun It's Bill Burrow, I want you to enjoy it Okay, just enjoy it And I'll tweet it out I'll tweet it out later today So I'll leave you with Nutritional Fact That's what I'll do I'll leave you with,

normally I don't like to bog you down with facts Today, I'll leave you with a nutritional fact Okay So I get these emails about, you know, stories and news updates and whoever they're from, you know, morning news, today's morning brew, today's quartz update, Forbes, daily dozen, whatever, you know, whatever they are. And so I get the, one of the emails had this nutritional facts for a particular product. And when I read the, the facts,

I thought, that's going to be the, it's going to be what I put in my body all the time. I know it, but I was wrong. So I felt pretty good. That's why I'm going to share it with you. All right. All right. So I'm going to read you what's on the nutritional facts about this product. You tell me what product it is. Ready? Carbonated water, sucrose, glucose, citric acid, taurine, sodium bicarbonate, magnesium carbonate, caffeine, niacinamide, nia cinaimide, N-I-A-M-I-D-E. calcium panthothanate

Pryrodoxine H-C-I Vitamin B-12 Natural and artificial flavors and colors See what I mean? I thought for sure It was the product that I Ingest every day Nope

It is Red Bull I know I know I thought for sure it's one of I drink. I would have bet money that it was what I drink. But no. Now it makes me want to see what's in what I drink. So let's take a look.

Carbonated water. Carmel color. Phosphoric acid, aspartine, potassium, benzate, benzate, TQ to protect

taste, to protect taste, natural flavors potassium climate is sylophamine potassium caffeine and finletica ternorix

contained finillanine and whatever it's called see i don't want to know never mind i don't want to know just know that whatever you're putting in your body probably isn't good i think you can quote me on that whatever you're putting in your body

probably isn't good.