Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep. 49 | People Are Dirty...

Episode Date: November 29, 2018

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You're listening to Chewing the Fat on Demand. We have the plane. We've got the cop. We've got to talk about the poo well. We've got to talk about the poo at McDonald's. And we've got to do Nazi. Welcome to it, Chewing the Fat, with yours truly Jeff Fisher. Thank you so much for coming along for the ride today.

I appreciate it. Don't forget you can follow me on social media, Twitter at Jeff Emrra, Facebook, and Instagram, Jeff Fisher Radio. So I had this, you know, a few stories piled up in front of me, you know, starting to, this fat pile is getting fat, by the way. Fat pile is stacked up for tomorrow. But then I see this story that Chris sets in front of me with, and the headline, you think, well, good. But then you read the story. The headline, Nazi memorabilia, more than 50 guns found in California man's home after dove releasing business dispute. Hmm. A, I don't know what dove-releasing business dispute has to do with Nazi memorabilia, but I'll go with it.

At work, Mitchell Todd ran a dove-releasing business in California. At home, he allegedly stockpiled mass amounts of firearms and Nazi memorabilia. So, Tuesday, Laguna Beach police officers arrested Mr. Todd, 51, after he allegedly threatened, to former customer over a payment dispute. Okay, so he's charged officially with criminal threats. All right, so a guy has him released doves at a funeral. I guess, you know, it's a dove releasing business. So if you have a funeral, you have a football game, you had a, you know, a party for a little girl, whatever.

He brings the doves, opens up the box and out releases the white doves. They fly all over, and then I guess they fly. back to him. They're trained little doves. He's got his little dove whistle, and they fly back to him. Or he buys new doves. I don't know what he does, but that's the business.

So they executed a search, and this guy had him do it. And they, he didn't pay. So Todd is trying to collect his money. Now, did he go about it? Wrong?

Yes. So he calls the guy up and starts threatening him and says he wants his money. And he, in the voicemails and text messages, he became more and more threatening. And then on one of the voicemails, you hear the release of a handgun slide. Not over a voicemail. But yes, you hear the release of a gun slide. So the police immediately, this is their quote, We knew we were dealing with someone who's got the potential of extreme violence.

No, but okay, say you do. And so they go to his house to arrest him, right, on his criminal threats. Now, as they were executing the search warrant, officers found large quantities of ammunition and weapons, including assault rifles and sniper rifles. quote from Laguna Police Sergeant Jim Kata or Kota C-O-T-A Definitely an arsenal. We're trying to figure out why one person would have in excess of 50 guns. How about he's an American and can?

Police officer Sergeant Laguna Beach. At least in my career, stands up there with the top five in terms of firepower. So, this is definitely a amount of weaponry that is not for personal use. Not up to you to decide that, sir. The Constitution of the United States. Oh, my God, I can't. I want to explode. Only 12 of the 50 weapons were registered to Todd.

And Cota said that the Department of Justice and Bureau of Alcohol and Tobacco Firearms and explosives will likely be brought into help with the investigation. Yeah, because heaven forbid he has. I realize that that's where he's going to get himself in trouble as well. We're not having the guns registered. I get it. That's a problem. But that's not the...

It's not up to the police to decide if it was definitely, definitely not a one-personal use gun. Now, they also reported the story that they found a Confederate flag and memorabilia that referenced the third-right, and the Nazis. So? You don't like it. I get it.

I don't like it. So what? He can have it. It's his home. Explain the officers to look at the time of any connection to any of the hate groups, giving the number of weapons in the Nazi memorabilia. I am very frustrated with this story because it's not... Why were they...

The only reason they searched his home and had an arrest warrant to search his home was because they thought they heard on a voicemail, a handgun slide. Right? So they get to come into your home and take everything out of your home because you're trying to collect money

from someone who owes you money? I... We don't care about the guy that hasn't paid him. I hired him to release dubs. He released dubs. and then you didn't pay him for his services. That's okay, though. But him trying to collect the money.

I know, you know, I get it. He went too far. If it's true that he actually used a handgun slide, or it wasn't opening a pair of scissors, or he didn't push down on a stapler. I mean, I... It just drives me crazy. And the police really pissed me off.

We're trying to figure out why one person would have an excess of 50 guns. because he wants to. I know this is California, but this is still the United States of America. Maybe California isn't part of the United States anymore. Maybe we just need to cut it off. You know what? I'm okay with that too.

I'm okay with that too. They can just cut them off. It's really agonizing. Yesterday I talked to you a little bit about the poo on McDonald's touchscreens, the order pads. And I'm, you know, I was like, no, of course they do. Make no mistake. Of course they do.

A, that's why I don't use them. I'm sure these McDonald's don't have real employees. That's how you order, right? So you have to use them. I do, thank you. I don't know how they work. Can you show me? Yeah, I like that, that, that, that, yeah, that's good.

Thank you. But you know what? The workers touching it, because then they got to go back and make your food. Oh, never mind. Don't eat the big dollars. So this London Metropolitan School of Human Sciences, school is staffed by leading academics in the areas of microbiology, nutrition, sports therapy, food science, chemical and pharmaceutical sciences.

Yay, that sounds like a fun school. You're having fun at that school. You know you are. Are you here for chemical and pharmaceutical sciences? Nope, I'm here for sports therapy. The sports therapy, you know, is to go over there. You're not with us. So they do the test.

And they do the test at these McDonald's. And they did the test on, what is it? One, two, three, four, five, six, seven. We have a report of eight McDonald's. Eight McDonald's. I'll start again. You can pick it up after this and this is being edit, but you have no idea how I want to just stop and go,

a headline just came across. my computer screen that says Rachel McAdams says there's definitely room for more kids. I'm here for you, Rachel. I love you. It's embarrassing the way you look at me. I mean, I'd be happy to be a father to some of her children. In fact, I'm willing to just try to be a father to her children. I don't know.

Seriously, my wife is gone. You know, maybe not gone. But Rachel's my free pass. Because we did the story on, on Glens Show with Stu and I filled it, about the pilot, about the pilot, this is not for the podcast. But we did.

But so Stu and I did the story about the free pass, the pilot that has the actress. I don't even remember her name now. That that's his free pass, right? He and his wife had this deal that if you ever get a chance with a particular star, a free pass. So he chickens, he taps to text his wife, you know, that she's on the plane,

and she says, well, make sure you get a selfie. Right there, you know, that's not really a free pass. You get a selfie ain't a free pass. Got news for you. But I get it because it's a couple, and that's your marriage joke, and you know that it's never going to happen. And A, even if, like Rachel McAdams, I know it's embarrassing the way she looks at me,

but even if she was, say, my free pass, she still has to say yes. Rachel, you're my free pass. Oh, okay, great. That's not going to happen. You and I both know that. But so he even chickens out with taking a selfie with his free pass chick on the plane.

That's sad. And then the actress had texted. back after the story went a little bit viral, oh, I would have been happy to take a selfie? Would you? In real life, would you? Because if he would have come up and said, hey, you know, my wife and I have this ongoing thing about,

you know, you're my free pass, and I just really want to take a selfie and prove that you were here on the plane, we'd probably hear the story of a pilot tries to hit on an actress on the plane. Right? I mean, it's very possible that story would have existed. So, that's tough.

But, Anyway We'll get back to the McDonald's pool But I just said the headline It just came up on my screen About Rachel McAdam says there's definitely room for more kids And Rachel I'm here for you

I don't know why the duck was there It doesn't have anything to do with No I don't Don't put that in So there's like eight McDonald's There's like eight McDonald's That are tested by this school What the heck is the name of the school again

I get back to the actual McDonald's story The social scientist school. Did I throw it away? I did. Hold on. The school is staffed by leading academics in the areas of microbiology, nutrition, sports therapy, food science, and chemical and pharmaceutical sciences. The London Metropolitan School of Human Sciences. Now, apparently, these brains, these teetototeling pinky-up humans at the London.

did the school, decided to test the screens at the McDonald's. And I don't blame them. I don't blame them. I said yesterday, there ought to be, I mean, McDonald's, what they'll do is they'll put a bottle of a hand freshener or hand sanitizer next to each screen, and they'll be good. So, and, but they really should have some kind of wipe device, plastic glove to order with, uh, something, right? A robot wiping them down after every order, every two minutes, something.

and it's just we put so much trust in the food industry. We really do. We've talked about this before a little bit on this podcast. And Chris and I have talked about it off the year. We put so much trust in the food industry. And it seems with the thousands of restaurants across America and around the world, it seems like we're hearing more and more of the misplace of that trust. from these restaurateurs.

It may not be so. It just feels that way. And, you know, like over the weekend, we had the story of the kids. They're grilling the rat on the grill at this burger joint in Hawaii. They're taking orders from the drive-thru at the same time they're laughing about

frying the rat on the grill. So that means that the rat, there's hamburgers on the other side of the grill. That means that the rats are so prevalent at this place. These kids are working in there, and they're just used to the rats being there. So they, you know, the Instagram or Facebook, whatever, wherever at Snapchat, I think they Snapchatted it.

The, uh, the shot of them, oh, that's just Bob grilling the rat. Ah, ha ha ha ha. What do you need? And you hear him taking the order for the drive-thru. Now they've shut this place down, right? A rat on the grill? Too far. And that place will be lucky to open up again, right?

I mean, the owner said he fired him. But it was still a problem that they had rats at the restaurant, right? So he didn't care about that until he got caught. So good luck reopening. Anyway, we put so much trust into these restaurants. And it's almost too much trust. And I don't know how to get around it. We have government agencies that inspect, right,

that shut these places down, that do health inspections. And we want them. You know, there's so much give that we give them. I get it. I just, I don't know how to fix it other than just, you know, I guess you don't go to restaurants. And, you know, look at me. Am I not going to a restaurant?

Wrong. Okay. Barely get through the day. And that's when I'm eating at home. I still have to, you know, you do a quick pit stuff. You don't. Don't look at me like I'm the only one that just pulls into the fast food joint on the way home for a shake and a burger. Don't look at me like that because I know I'm not alone.

Anyway, so this school test these McDonald's. And they have a list of all the stuff. stuff that they found at these screens. All right. So the one McDonald's, the Oxford Circus McDonald's, has chloroforms, staphilococcus, aureus, I know that's wrong. I'm just not making it worse than it is, but I can't pronounce it correctly. Antrococcus facelis, proteus, bacillus.

That's what McDonald's. So another McDonald's, Birmingham Pigeon Park McDonald's, has chloroforms, pseudanomas, entrococcus, facelis, ooh, that does not sound good. Proteus, bacillus, kilbasa, that's just a sausage. Why would they have a sausage out of that? McDonald's. They don't even sell kilbassah. No, it's called kilbacilla, clebacilla, clebiscilla, clebiscilla. K.L. Libisil.

All right, so it's got this long list. We can talk about all the stuff that they've gone on the screens. But I don't even know what this stuff is. And there's going to be, now, is it too much? Is it not enough? Does the health department say, it's okay? You know, you can have 18,000 grams of entro-cacaccus facelis. I don't know.

So, A, Chris Cruz, tell me, tell me what? Staphylococcus aureus pseudonyomases. All right, so that one is a genus of a non-mottal gram positive spherical bacteria. So I'm speaking in English. No, I am. So it is a genus of non-mottal gram-positive spherical bacteria that occurs slightly in pairs or in irregular clusters and includes, causative agents of various diseases such as skin infections, food poisoning, and endocratitis.

So it's a skin infection? Yes. Chloroforms? That one is a negative rod-shaped bacteria normally presented in the... What is it going to do to be? Normally presented in the intestine. Ooh. So our bodies do fight some of this.

I mean, this is, if you just, small amounts, our body goes, p, it's a chloroform, kill it. It's too much, though, then it gets overwhelmed. Then you die a chloroform. The chloroforms. All right, so the pseudanomas. Sudanomas, pseudanomas. Sudamonus.

P-S-E-U-D-O-M-O-N-A-S. That's another one that is a rod-shaped motile bacteria. Speak English, please. I am, I am. That is in water, pigmented, and some that are saffrophitis or implant or inside animals. We've got to get some sort of scientists out this show. We have to. They can pronounce this stuff.

This is na fun. Okay, the antrococcus, facelis, facelis, facelis. Maybe we get the computer to say some of these words so we know how to pronounce them. That one is a gram-positive bacteria that resembles streptocococci. were form classified with them. And it's the more presented inside the intestine again. Yeah, dog, you're through. That's not good.

What about the kilbasa? Not the sausage. Yeah, not the sausage. Kilbasa, you've been saying it with this one wrong, and I have the computer say it for you. Klebsiella. That's not. Klebsiella.

Klebsiella. Klebsiella. Yes. And that one is... I like kilbasa better now. That sounds true. Klebsiella, okay. It's a non-motile entrobacteria that includes causative agents of respiratory or Eurogenital.

No. Ooh. Infections. Eurogentile? No, not Gentile. Klebsiella. Yeah. That's infections from your privates.

Ooh. We don't like that. We do not like that. Okay, so there's a bunch of stuff here. You know what? I think we just need to hose ourselves off. every time. Maybe we get some kind of disinfecting a shower

after you order at McDonald's. Well, I got Listeria. This one is a fun one. Yeah, Listeria is good. They shut Bluebell ice cream down with Listeria. Yeah, Listeria is commonly germ found in many foods, many foods like raw vegetables or hot dogs. Yeah.

So that's a good one. You want that. Yeah, we can cook that out, though. See, we've cooked that out. See, the thing is, humans are dirty. No. Humans are dirty. We're dirty animals.

We're filthy. you filthy animal but you know we've prided ourselves into keeping ourselves as clean as we can and sometimes really

people make the argument that we're too clean right because kids are sicker now and they're you know they should go out inside and play in the dirt and eat dirt for a while but

you don't realize how dirty we are until I'm shopping at Kroger's one afternoon and I used to let my daughter that Kroger had to time. I think they've gotten rid of it now.

Had a, you know, one of those nickel riding horses in the front of the store, you know, where it rocks back and forth. And it only costs a nickel, right? So the kids would get on it and ride it back and they'd rock back and forth for, you know, a minute and it'd be done. And my daughter used to, you know, let me a nickel, give me a nickel and she'd go climb up and run it's rocking. You're paying for your groceries.

Who cares? Kids on the rocking horse, right? I mean, that's what it was for. So I'm in line one day by myself at the store, and there's a kid sitting up on the window ledge next to the horse. Now, he had just gotten off the horse. He just climbed off the horse, and now he's sitting on the window ledge, and his mom is over here in this next shopping checkout lane next to me. She's got, you know, 18,000 pounds of groceries, three or four carts, because the kid is like 100 pounds, you know, at least, to 100 pounds overweight for a kid.

I don't know how old he is, but he's a fat kid. He was even fatter than me as a kid. And that's saying something. Now the kid is up on the window ledge. He's got his hand down the back of his pants, scratching his butt. All right. Now he, I can't even pay for my groceries.

The guy is like, how you doing? I'm like, don't talk to me. I'm watching this kid scrap his butt. He pulls his hand out and, you know, he's rubbing, touches the top of the hole. horse, rubs on his pants, you know, he said, I will not let my daughter touch that horse ever again, ever again. And I'm sure they wipe it off from time to time.

McDonald's probably wipes their screens off maybe once a night, right, with the closing, when they're closing, if it closes at all. Someone pointed out in one of the threads that McDonald's has the air blowers in the bathrooms. That's been pointed out now that those are bad, right? because you wash your hands, and all it does is just blows poop everywhere and, you know, dirt, whatever, throws the clebicilla, what is it called? Klebacella. Klebsiella.

That's what I said. I mean, I don't know what to tell you. We can go through all these nasty things that you can get to put on yourself. But here's the thing, Jeffrey, before you move on, and this is when I start getting all grossed out, is that staphilococcus aureola is something like the three big words like one the first one yes that one can lead to merza okay what's wrong with her you know what merca is right this is an old girlfriend no not that mersa that's marissa i'm talking about mersa no what is merza that's marcia that's a skin i know what it is shut up okay so what is all right we'll go now there's a couple other but i do

to know really the one that is the entrobacter that's got to be a throat bacteria enterobacter that's what i said it's arobacker that's an aerobic gram negative bacteria of the family of the enterobacteria sea that produce acid and gas from many sugars and are widely distributed in nature as in feces soil water humans and animal intestines. Yeah, it's everywhere. So a lot of this stuff, a lot of the stuff. The list is long,

although there's only a few of them that are kind of bad. The rest of them, our body goes, phtrobacter again. Bring it. Entrobacter, what is it? Enterobacter. That's what I said.

Thank you. The body says, bring it. All right, so we all know it's Christmas time. Right? I mean, it's the holidays. We've got Christmas music plans. I went to the dentist the other day

and that morning they had switched it to Christmas music. And so I'm laying there listening to Christmas music and getting drilled to Christmas music. And I'm thinking, I'm hearing these songs and I'm thinking, oh, you know, there's so much Christmas music out there now. And yet, the stations,

very little programming of a lot of the new stuff. I mean, they still just, it's laziness on the program director's part. because everybody wants to hear the main songs anyway, and they want to hear the classics, and so a lot of artists have redone the classics, so you're hearing the same song just by different artists. I get it,

but there's a lot of really good Christmas music out there. I got to tell you, one of my favorite albums is the one we did here at the Blaze. Mercury Studios, Believe Again, Glenn Beck's Christmas album. It's fantastic. Yeah, Clyde Biden and What's His Face? David Osmond, who I love. What's his face? You know, David Osmond, just the same.

star. And his rendition, a version of, oh come all you faithful, is probably one of the best versions of that song ever, ever. There is not one better. If you can find one that's better than that, send it to me, because I don't think you can. And I mean that from the bottom of my heart. I love that song. I listen to it all year long. And the album, it's Self Believe Again is tremendous with all the songs on it. But that particular version with David and Clyde, I could, fantastic. In fact, when we get close to the holidays, we'll start playing some music from Believe Again on the podcast. And just, you know, we'll give you a little clip because we can and we don't have to pay for it.

When you start playing, you know, we start playing, what's her face? All I want for Christmas. Mariah Carey. She wants money. for some reason. She has a lifestyle to keep up. So, and I love Mara Carey's

all I want for Christmas is you. I mean, that song is tremendous. And my favorite, of course, is Andy Williams. It's the most wonderful time of the year. That's the classic song of all time, Christmas.

And if you want to talk about Christmas music, we can talk about Christmas music from here to do, I love it. Are you sure, though? Are you sure it's Christmas music? Because I don't want people to be confused with Arbor Day music

or Veterans Day music. You know, I just don't want that, you know, if we do play Christmas music, I just don't want to confuse people out there that when they're listening, they're like, wait a minute, why is Jeffrey playing Arbor Day music? I got news for you. I just don't want to confuse people, Jackie. I don't want to confuse people.

Hey, I don't know that there is such a thing as Arbor Day music. Are you sure? The Arbor Day music to me, and that goes against what Arbor Day is for, would be a chainsaw cutting down a tree. that's Arbor Day music to me. But back to Christmas music. Back to Christmas music. I see a story today talking about the measuring of all I want for Christmas is you, Mariah Carey.

And so they go look at the Billboard charts for Christmas music. So Billboard has a hot 100. Remember we joked around about it the other day on the chart, you know, number 30 with a bullet. I don't even think they have the bullet anymore. But in 2012, I think, Billboard changed the rules so that they could put older songs on the Hot 100 if it started charting before it was just newer songs. And if it was an older song, you could be charting and being played on radio stations, but it wasn't on the Hot 100. Well, since 2012, they said, hey, we'll chart the older songs too. If they're starting to make a hit, then we'll put them on the charts.

All I want for Christmas. All right. From 2012 to, it looks like, since last year, really, started right around the 1st of December. Right. In 2012, December 7th through the 13th was charting. 13 was December 6th, 14, 15. Yeah, all those years was right around the first part of December is when all I want for Christmas is you started really hitting the charts again. This year, November 16th. All right, before Thanksgiving, it hit the charts again. I mean, that is amazing. So we're earlier and earlier, and get this, this is what really ticks me off.

And it ticks me off because I'm jealous, not because I'm mad about it. Mariah Carey, and this stupid song, all I want for Christmas is you, has been paid more than $60 million in royalties on this one song. That is, I mean, all I want for Christmas is, I mean, all I want for. Christmas? Is that royalty check? That is fantastic. I got me good for her, right? Good for her. No, I mean it. Don't look at me like I'm not.

I don't mean good for her. She deserves it. Whatever. A couple things before we wrap up on this Thursday. Don't forget tomorrow is Fat Pile Friday. And I've got a special edition of a Saturday show for you too. We're going to delve into the postal service. And I know don't, I know, don't get too excited.

I know. I got it. But I'm telling you, I have always wanted to be Postmaster General. And I was talking about that the other day. And I started looking into Postmaster Generalship. And I realized there's a new job that I really want. And it ain't the Postmaster General. Okay? I'll tell you what it is.

It is inside. I mean, I'm going to save the post office. I am going to save the post office. but not as Postmaster General. Don't forget to subscribe. Thanks for listening to Chewing the Fat. Subscribe, rate and review. I love you for that very much.

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You do that for me? We're good. Thank you. Thank you very much. So a couple of quick stories before we wrap up today. Lord and Taylor, it's closing up in New York. And I know this is a New York story, and it's a big deal, but it really is kind of heartbreaking. The Fifth Avenue store, the Lord and Taylor's that always had the Christmas windows and just the whole blog.

And they are shutting it down. And you know who's going there? We work. Wework is taken over the Lord and Taylor building. Fascinating. I don't know if we've talked about it on this podcast or not. Off the air, I've been talking about WeWork that keeps showing up everywhere. And we're going to talk about that a little bit of the few.

future as well. It's a fascinating. Oh yeah, we talked about it because they stopped serving beer, right? You only get one beer. That was the story we did on WeWork. You only get one beer now in the offices. But what they're doing revamping the office space business and world in the cities is amazing. Another sad story. And I mean, you're going to actually have to dry your eyes at this story. Murphy Brown, the TV show that got revamped. Yeah, they're not renewing it. It's over. one year. And, and of course, this is what you get from Candace Bergen.

Well, it was always meant to be just the 11 shows. It was always meant. Was it, Candace? Was it? No. Not even Hillary helped that show? I know. And Hillary Clinton, who was on their very first episode, which was absolutely agonizing, that entire scene.

If you haven't had a chance to see it. you can go back and watch one of the Pat on Leash podcast that I aired because I played it on his show during one of my chewing the fat segments. But you can find it on YouTube. It's absolutely agonizing. Terrible from both of them, from both of them. Candaceburg had should have stayed home. Hillary should have stayed home.

They should have never rebooted the show. We're done. She's not Roseanne. She never was Roseanne. And when they brought Roseanne back, they thought, well, we can still do the same thing with Murphy Brown. No. no you can't and there's a reason why rosanne it was rosan is because america wrapped their arms around her she wasn't an elite hollywood putts like you candace okay sorry now i digress

but anyway they're not going to the show didn't get re-upped so bummer i wonder why the show never re-uped everybody raised their hand that saw the show exactly that's why speaking of hillary too by the way they started their big tour you know i thought they were going to be here in irving texas but I think that got canceled, right? They shortened that tour down. I was, because they already would have been here. I was all fired up. I remember talking about them coming to Irving, this show place that's right down the road from these studios.

And it never happened. But they did start their tour in Toronto. And she had a big coughing fit. And the crowd wasn't that full. But it was in Toronto. Toronto, while it's kind of America, it's still Canada. So, you know, I give them a little bit of there. But the rest of us in America, I mean, those shows that are coming up,

the Hillary Bill tour is going to be fun. And if they were still going to be here in Irving, I really did seriously think about going just to witness the spectacle of both of them. But, you know, whatever. You know they have to keep their names in the spotlight. Hillary still has to pretend she's going to run in 2020. She's not going to. But as soon as she says she's not going to, out goes the money.

Nobody wants to see her. Nobody wants to talk to her. She's not doing any book interview. She's not doing any TV interviews. They're not bringing her in to speak. None of it. So she's got to pretend that she's going to run so that she can keep the money flowing. Don't forget they're still under investigation for the foundation a little bit.

I don't think that anything will ever become of it because there still has some, have some Clinton power. But the Democratic Party doesn't really want anything to do with them anymore. And so good luck. God bless. The foundation's dried up because she can't pay for play anymore around the world. Right? So, you know, that's why they're out hawking books and doing speeches because they need money. And good for them.

I mean, that's America. I hope they make it. I hope they, you know, make the money they need to continue the lifestyle they've become accustomed to. If Chelsea would have been smart, she would have already have an office. She would already run for a government office because that way she didn't Chelsea learn anything as a child? Really? She didn't learn a thing from mom and dad? You get office and you're good.

Why? How is that possible she doesn't have a government office now? It's amazing to me. She's Chelsea Clinton. There's a Congress seat somewhere in America that will put Chelsea Clinton in office. And once she's there, she's good. She didn't learn anything from mom and dad. That should prove that she should have been checked a long time ago. It's possible with that evidence she's adopted.

Not really, but I don't mean that. It's a funny joke, though. And so we got a couple of plane stories. I just keep going. How long does this thing got to go? We can go as long as we want. It's my podcast. I don't care how long we go.

We've got the guy at LaGuardia. First of all, President Trump's train, a plane, the Trump plane that he flies all over. And he doesn't fly anymore because he's got Air Force One, right? He really wanted to make Trump plane Air Force One. But there's no way they could do that. And he knows that. It was funny for him to say it, though, because everybody got all wound up. Oh, they can't make Trump plane Air Force One!

It's that Air Force One! And you know Trump was like, shut up? I know. So, right, that's exactly why I said it. So anyway, then we got it parked at LaGuardia. And some private jet clips it while it's parking. A, whoever is in charge of watching the Trump plane in LaGuardia, fired. Whoever was driving the private jet, gone.

You know Trump's like, what the heck is going on? Plus, the picture, now I don't know if there's an old picture. It doesn't say that it's an old picture in the story. So it looks like it's a fresh picture. It's got a couple of little cones by, but it's sitting out in a lot. What the heck?

Why am I parked out in the middle of nowhere, LaGuardia? This is a Trump plane. It's a President of the United States. Keep that thing guard. I don't know if the private jets clip in my plane. I mean, LaGuardia is going to be. paying the bill for that bad boy you can bet on that Trump plane just got a little upgrade thanks to LaGuardia you can kind of now there's also the story about the

sleeping pilot now it's kind of funny it's kind of funny but not really if you're on the plane you'd be like that's not funny bra bra the commercial pilot is flying to Australia hopping in the old plane, we're going to fly to Australia. Where are we at? You missed Australia. He's sound asleep. Flies over the continent.

Nice. Nice. Now, look, while it isn't funny because the plane is fine, right? Unless, of course, he missed Australia, and then he's halfway around the world. He slept for eight hours and runs out of gas. That's a problem. But there's going to be someplace that he can land, right? Maybe.

But pilots are, fly airplanes copilot, I mean autopilot, all the time every day, 24 hours a day, seven days a week. All the time. I mean, they're using iPads. That was the big deal. They were arguing that the iPads could be hacked because they're using the iPads to fly the planes. And the reason that we have pilots at all anymore is because we all feel better about having a pilot to take off and land. Right.

That's what the pilot is there for now to take off and land. The pilot, once it gets in the air, push button, bring me a drink. You ever seen the movie Flight? Okay? It was a make-believe movie, Denzel Washington. But anyway, if you haven't seen it, watch it. It's up on Netflix, I think. It's actually, I can't, I can never get that movie out of my head after I saw it for some reason.

It's so weird because I think about that every time I get out of plane, too, now. Anyway, so, I mean, it's okay, right? I mean, the bad thing about that is, though, now is that they have such precaution. about people getting into the cockpit that if the guy passes out or has a heart attack or something goes wrong, I mean, I guess that's why you have the co-pilot and you have the other people,

but it's a little scary. It's a tad scary. But we make it funny because you falls asleep with this as a continent, right? But in real life, dude, I don't know, maybe you drink a cup of coffee, right? Chew on a cocoa bean, something. Maybe.

And then this story, I tweeted last night at Jeffrey MRA. that, and it drives me in crazy. All right, we're so, everybody wants to be offended by every damn thing. Everybody's a victim. And this, I don't, why did you put this back in front of me again? Because I set it aside because I didn't want to get ticked again. This lady ticked me off last night.

Because we have to discuss it. We have to discuss that part about everybody wanting to be a victim. And this is the mom's fault. It is. Why would you name a kid? No, no, no. I don't care about that. You know, Jeffrey, in this world,

any world when you were born and I was born like we don't name kids we made fun of them you know oh he sounds like poopie they're poopie you do not name a kid A B C D D E see I don't care about that I really I really don't care about that because I'm I listen I have names for my kids too that are out of the ordinary no but no but it is not though you have Elvis yeah Maximilius and you got Maya first of all his name is Maximus. Get it right. Are you sure?

Maximus. Maximus? Okay. And there, his full name, you know, is, I have, he has two middle names. My daughter has two middle names. Everybody that signs him up, oh, you have two middle names. I don't know how to type that out. Put it on the freaking piece of paper.

That's how you type it out. All right. And Elvis, I don't want to, I don't know if I want to say this out loud. No, I won't. But Elvis's name is Elvis. who's just leaving it? But Elvis is a normal name though, Jeffrey. Okay, but it's a name.

Listen, I named him that because I knew people would remember him. Exactly. People will remember Maximus Jefferson Wyatt. All right? People will remember Maya Sakari reign. All right? Because Sakari is just a made-up name with initials of all the family members that I wouldn't let my wife name her.

Come to think of it now that I say it out loud. She was so angry. Anyway, I love you, baby. But, but it's, you know, that's, live with it. All right, I named him that. And say, let's go, you make fun of him. So that's what I was tweeting yesterday about the mom being so offended that her kid is named A, B, C, D, E. And we're supposed to pronounce it what, uh, absidi.

Absidi or A-B-Sidy or whatever the hell she wants. I don't care if you call it, A-Alpha. Hey. Hey, first part of the bet. Come here. Whatever, I don't care what you call it. All right, you named your kid, A, B, C, D, E. All right?

You know, I used to live at a house that was, the address was one, two, three, four, five. All right? I loved that house because of that. And it was on 87th Avenue. I could not fill out a piece of paper in front of someone that was, what's your address? One, two, three, four, five, 82nd. And I said 87 is 82nd. I still in my head.

82nd having it. Well, it's the bad it wasn't 67. The, yeah. You know, okay, I got it. Right? Okay. But you remembered it. It's funny.

You remember it. So you name your kid A, B, C, D, E. You name your kid that because you want them to be recognized. You want them to be remembered and you want to be different. You want to be different. So when people treat it differently, then you're going to get. pissed. So she says she's at an airport and Southwest agents were making fun of her daughter's name, asking what her name was, A, B, C, D, E, telling jokes that she could hear. And she said that

she heard them joking around and turned them around and asked them to stop. And I'd appreciate if you just stop. Okay. So in the story, it doesn't say that if they stopped or not. So I'm guessing they did because she didn't keep complaining about it after she said, hey, I appreciate it if you'd stop. Plus, why not just say, yeah, that's her name. What's your name? Oh, I already know it. It's on a name tag. Nobody remembers it. You have to wear a name tag. Make her proud of her name. That's your daughter. Yes, that's her name. A, B, C, D, E. We pronounce it absente or absentee or alphabet or the first part of bet or whatever the hell you want to do it. I don't care what you call it. You make her stronger for it. You'll remember her. Come here, darling. Meet these.

guys. ABCDE meet Joe. It just drives me. We're so, we so want to be upset over stuff. Yeah. And then it's funny because now the airline apologized. Of course they did. The airline has to apologize. Look, look, is it, was it nice of the employees should not have been making fun out loud? Everybody's going to make fun of you behind your back. Get over that. The world gets made fun of behind your back. That's the fact. To pretend that it doesn't is insane. insane. But polite society isn't going

to do it, especially when you're working at an airline and you're dealing in customer service. They should not be making fun of the kid's name. I know. I got it. I got it. But you, personally, ma'am, named your child

A-B-C-D-E. I freaking love it. I do. I wish I'd have thought of it. Well, according to this, the ABCDE seems to be primarily a Hawaiian phenomenon. And SSA data indicates that all five of the ABCDE names in the 90s, were born in Hawaii, which is especially interesting considering that the modern Hawaiian alphabet does not include the consonants B, C, or D. Oh, my gosh.

Hawaiian alphabet is racist against BCD? That cannot happen. We cannot stand for that. We cannot stand for the Hawaiian alphabet to be racist. Against B-C-D. By the way, if you don't want to call her A, B-C-D-E or whatever she wants her to be called, you could call her nicknames like C-C-C-D, C-C-D. Abby, what do I call her?

Ab-E or Sadie. I like C-C-C-D-E. Bet, come here. I mean, all of those. That's tremendous. People remember it. Be strong about it. You named your child that. Be strong with your child's name. Stop trying to hide behind what you named your child. You didn't name your kid the first five freaking letters of the alphabet to be upset because somebody went, oh, that's pretty funny. I can't believe somebody would do that. Yeah. I'm surprised that your parents were so dull. They named you Joe. Okay?

I mean, I just drives me crazy that we all want to be so offended and so upset over everything and want to be the victim over everything. I just can't take it. Okay, before I let you go, and I know this is not what this podcast is about, but I can't help but talk about it a little bit. Breaking news, as we're recording this today for your listening pleasure, which gets, you know, obviously 4 p.m. Central, 5 p.m. Eastern, Monday through Friday. chewing the fat, wherever free podcasts are sold. Laura Lumer, who was just, you know, banned from Twitter, and she's banned from Facebook,

just has chained herself to Twitter. So that's going to be a big, huge news story that's going to be everywhere. And she's banned, you know, chain, she's chained herself to Twitter. Okay. And she, you know, Twitter is not that important to me. But she's making money, and she was using it, and it was wrong of them to, to de-platform her. No question.

However, that having been said, I've had enough of Twitter and Facebook wanting their cake and eating it too. I read an article by Leon Wolfe, managing editor here at The Blaze, and he talks about if Twitter wants to ban people who eat ketchup and hot dogs or root for the Green Bay Packers

or think that Diehard is in a Christmas movie, then the social media outlets should be legally allowed to do so. All right. Fine. Then it shouldn't have, it shouldn't have government protection. Right? It should be a publisher, not a platform. They went before the government and said, hey, grant us protection because we are a, we're a platform. and we want everyone to be able to communicate and say what they believe and do what they want on our platform. And so please give us that protection so that, you know, we don't get sued for what people say on our platform. Okay, great.

No problem. But now they want to be able to kick people off and they want to be able to control what's being said on their platforms without having a lot. a publisher forum and still being able to, you know, have the protection from the government. That should not be there for them. I'm sorry. You want to be an open business? You want to be free and clear. It's up to me to use Twitter and it's up to you to say I can or can't use Twitter.

Yep. No problem. But you don't get to have the government protection from being sued. If something happens that's libelous, you're responsible. Just like every other business. So make a, I think we need to make them have a decision. You're a platform or a publisher. If you're a platform, let's set the people free.

Or chain yourself to a door and holler. If you're a publisher, then go ahead and sue away. It's just silly. You know, Laura might get something out of it. She's going to get more coverage. Is Twitter going to give her back? If I'm Twitter, if I'm Twitter

The Laura Luber can rot With that chain on her on her wrist man In today's world they won't let her rot there But I mean if I'm Twitter I'm walking over that I'm walking over her bones Chained to that door

20 years from now what's that That was somebody complaining That's part of the building now man That's not what's going to happen But It's a good thing I'm not in charge of Twitter I'll tell you that. Speaking of being happy and friendly, it's Christmas time.

And I told you my favorite Christmas song is, oh, come all you. Well, it's not my favorite Christmas song. I mean, it's one of the best versions and one of my, one of my favorite songs. That's a Christmas song. It's on the Believe Again CD that Glenn commissioned to have done here at the Blaze. It's Believe Again. You can still purchase it at glenbeck.com slash Believe Again. But this version with Clyde Bowden and David Osmond, I don't know if it's too early to start

playing the Christmas stuff or not, but I love it so much. I just, I want you to, at least David Osmond, Clyde Bowdo. Off the Believe Again CD. Oh, come all ye faithful at ledback.com slash believe again. Merry Christmas. Wait. Is that, you're telling me you're not going to play at all? Why? No, I'm not playing it at all. That's what you get. Why didn't you tell me that? That's all. That's it. That's it. You listening, have a nice night. You? You and I are fighting.