Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 499 | Fat Pile Friday - Probably Not Appropriate EDITION

Episode Date: October 30, 2020

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Well, well, well, it's Friday already. Fat Pile Friday and welcome to it. We've got the end of the month. For those of you listening live to this on the 30th of October 2020, you have daylight savings time ending this weekend. We have Halloween this weekend. We have a full moon this weekend. My gosh, the election is looming. you know the the real election day and what more what more can we be concerned about well uh i'll tell you welcome to chewing the fat are you worried about people coming to your front door trick or treating i don't know why they're all going to be wearing masks or they should be maybe not all of them but many of them will be Well, one lady has developed a way that she can give candy out without coming close to the little diggleberries that are out trick-or-treating. She's going to use a 10-foot-long pipe rigged up so it's up high and you just put your bag at the end of the pipe and she'll throw the candy down the pipe so it lands in the bag. Kind of a cute little thing. I guess it's a good idea.

It's still Halloween. but you socially distance you tell the kids we don't really want you close we want you to have a good time and we want you to be out there and everything but stay over there although they'll be out trick or treating I hope they're out trick or treating

with just their family and everyone better stay socially distance I don't want kids walking with other kids trying to have fun this isn't about fun okay this is about being socially responsible even if you're a little kid Got it?

Okay. Now, I'm looking forward to... My kids are getting too old now. There's no more trick-or-treating. The only way that I can go out and get extra free candy is if I go all the way down and go trick-or-treating with my wife's grandkids. So you might as well just buy a bag of Twicks or Kit-Cats or Snickers or Milky Wayes or Milky Way, Musketeers, 100 grand bars, or Nestle Crunches, or regular M&Ms,

or Milky Way Simply Carmel, or Skittles Original, or, you know, junior mints, baby Ruth bars, Hershey's milk chocolate, Hershey's kisses, you know,

milk duds, not Mr. Good Bar, Reese's pieces, peanut butter Eminems. I mean, sure, those are nice to have, if you have all the others. But you want the whoppers and the Tuts

Pops and the Twizzlers and the Tutsi World Juniors. You want those. You want the Werther's original. Carmel. You want the... I don't want the Lemonheads. I was thinking about getting the lemon heads, but no, you don't want those.

No way. I mean, they're sure they're fine, but you want the sugar babies and the sugar daddies. You don't want the good and plenties. You don't want those. I notice that. on this list though like mounds okay i'm good with mounds alman joy yeah sometimes you feel like a not sometimes you don't notice they don't have my one candy bar that i really like the

what the heck is it oh yeah there it is charleston chews i like those that's way too far down on this list so we just move everything up if we take the bad ones away ever so often pay days are worthy mike and ike's definitely worthy they need to step it up i was looking at this list and i was going to come up with my own list and then I realized, you know, you just take away the bad stuff. You don't need to have a, have put anything in order. You just take away the stuff that you don't want. Like the Reese's peanut butter cubs. I mean, those are good.

Are they worth number one? According to this list, they are. No. Reese's miniatures, no. Are you going to eat them if they're in your candy bag? Sure. Sour Patch kids, sure. But you get those on a regular day-to-day basis.

But the others, man, you just want a ton of the. Kit cats, the Milky Ways, and the Three Musketeers, and the hundred grands, and the crunches, Nessley Crunches, and the Skittles, and the Junior Mints,

and the Baby Ruths, and the Hershey's, and the, you know, you just want those. You don't want the Mr. Good bars and the Hershey's dark chocolates. And whether it comes down that 10-foot pipe

or somebody puts their hand in your bag, I think you'll be fine. I think. I think you'll be fine. Just wear your mask. say trick or treat and I want to hear that trick or treat I don't want to hear just come up with a bag open

I want to hear trick or treat and then if you give them a trick without the candy they get pissed and leave nobody does that anymore it's all just open the bag and throw the candy in oh well another oh well is Charlie Brown is not going to be seen on regular TV

this year the Charlie Brown Halloween special is not going to be on network television. It's the Great Pumpkin Charlie Brown first aired on CBS in 1966 and then eventually moved over to ABC in the year 2000 and it has been broadcast every year since.

But earlier this year, Apple TV purchased the rights to peanuts, everything peanuts. And thus, the holiday special is on the streaming service. It's going to be available. for free, starting today through November 1st. But, uh, and then, you know, the other shows are going to be available for free around, uh, you know, Mother's Day and Earth Day and New Year's Eve and whatever, but it's all

Apple TV Plus stuff now. And they say that Charlie Brown's Thanksgiving is going to be free around Thanksgiving. Charlie Brown's Christmas is going to be there around, um, Starting December 11th through the 13th Subscribers can watch the show any time Starting December 4th, so they're putting stuff on available for free Now I find that interesting So do I have to download the app

And then get the free trial Or can I download the app And then it's available for free And all the other shows are I have to pay for. I'm confused because I know like if I were used to being able to if I pay for the app, then I should be able to watch whatever is on the app. But Disney and Apple now you pay and then they have extra shows that you can pay extra for. Those are the movies but now they're going to start doing shows too. I don't know. It's starting to get out of.

of hand. It's starting to get out of hand. But for those of you waiting to see Charlie Brown and, you know, it's a great pumpkin, Charlie Brown, on network television. I don't know how many of those are left in the world. But if you were, if you're one of them, dry your eyes because it's not happening. So why cry over something that's just not going to happen? Get over. it. So it would seem to me, we got a lot of stories to get to that we didn't get to this week. I mean, just so much happens every week, and you know that as well. That's why I try to stay away from as much real deep dives into political stuff, because so many shows do that and we're smack dab. I mean, it's a nightmare with political stuff, but there's still other things going on. And it's still all wraps around kind of political stuff, but it isn't. like Tampax, the tampon company.

You know, they had a big outrage all of a sudden because they tweeted their tweet that, fact, not all women have periods. Also a fact, not all people with periods are women. Let's celebrate the diversity of all people who bleed. And then they hashtaged it with myth busting and period truths and trans is beautiful. you know, obviously you get both ends of this.

Thank you. And you get the misogynistic and advocates erasing women. Goodbye forever. Then it's anti-women. Then it's, you know, yay. Thank you for finally recognizing us. Then it's, I'm generally interested to know who. at Tampax thought it might be a good idea to gamble your entire client base, in parentheses, biological women, against this anti-factual and anti-women virtue vomit.

Well, you know, that's kind of a good question. If they were trying to expand their base, thank you, you would think that they would not alienate the women, but just instead of saying not all women have, period, which is true. Not all people with periods are women, which is kind of true. I mean, if you feel like you're having, if you feel like you're bloating, you don't necessarily bleed.

I know how dare me, never mind. And so, but why not just say, hey, um, Tampex is for all. of you. Something like that. You know, Tampex is not just for

women anymore. Tampex, all people's pads. Something like that. It's just incredible to me that they, and it's a good question of who thought this would be a good idea. I'll tell you who, Procter & Gamble.

They're trying to, you know, get off the hateful list. And they think that by, you know, reaching out saying that, you know, all people, you know, it's not just women. They're trying to, you know, we're trying to be science in today's world. I mean, they had the big, the new line of the plant-based sanitary napkins for people who menstruate. So let's celebrate the diversity of all people who bleed.

It just seems silly that they're trying to. It does appear that they're just trying to alienate. I'm sure they're sitting around at Tampex and they're thinking, well, you know, women are going to use our product anyway. But we need to show that we're diverse and we care about all people. Trans is beautiful. Instead of thinking, well, you know, we're, why don't we just say, you know, we're, you know, if you need to soak up blood, use Tampex

and show someone with a Tampex sticking out of their nose or taking a I know it's tampon. Taking the Tampex Tampon and putting it on a cut to soak up the blood, something. It's just silly and it's just silly

that we are forced to believe that this is actually science and it's not just a belief. We feel, we got it. We have it, we got it. We know that trans is beautiful. We got it. We know that you feel like you're a male or a woman, but scientifically, you really aren't. And deep down, you know that. Don't you? Yeah, you do. You do. And that's okay. That's fine. It's not, you know, fine. You feel that way. That's great. But

don't try to shove it down our well just don't try to shove it down our you know okay and we have some space news space news

space space so according to general j raymond who is space force general jay Raymond. Space war fighters are essential to American way of life. The future warfighters will deploy to the space domain to provide enhanced security

America's vital space architecture. Yes. Oh my gosh. Our space wars are going to be happening if they're not already, really. And so We're going to need some kind of protection. And they are ready to, I mean, we're probably behind a couple of other nations, you know, that I can think of off the top of my head. But we've got to be, we've got to be ready to rock and roll. Now, we were told earlier this week that there is water on the moon. So they've talked about it for years.

but the announcement from NASA confirms that there's more of it than we thought, and it can exist outside the freezing craters in the moon's permanently shadow polar regions. Okay. Now, according to NASA, remember, they've got Project Artemis, which is aiming to have the sustained human presence on the moon by 2028. So, yeah, water would be nice on the moon. Water could be used to help with various life support functions. Really?

And they can conduct new experiments with plant life? Really? And it could even create rocket fuel. And it could create some income for a company that wants to start hawking moon water. Oh, come on. Who's not drinking a bottle of moon water? Please. You know you are.

And I know I am. I'm all for it. I'm ready. I'm ready to invest in moon water. So we've got some capability. We've got some things that happen. Now, I know. I don't want to hear about your little treaty that we had on the moon,

the 67 space treaty, which says any nation can't plant their flag on the moon and call it theirs. We already have our flag there. Okay? So our flag is already there. The moon is ours, period. I don't care about your little space treaty, no. I don't want to hear that it belongs to everyone on the planet. Sure.

You know what? If you want to believe that the moon belongs to everybody on the planet, you go ahead and believe it. Gosh darn it, if that makes you feel better and you sleep better at night, you go ahead, you believe it. When you're looking up at that full moon this weekend, and you say, oh, look, the moon, it belongs to everybody. right it does it belongs to everybody to look at and enjoy but we own it it's the united states of

america's moon period you know what we'll let you stop off and hang out there and if you can fly to to mars when we start building there no problem come on you can stop by but just know that it's ours okay uh let's be clear, it's ours. And we've got a space force flying around that wants to remind you that it's ours. I am looking forward to moon water, though.

I really am. All right, let's go to the break room. I desperately need a cold, refreshing. That even sounds good. Oh, yep. It tasted as good as it sounded. That's for sure. So, Apple, Alphabet, Amazon, and Facebook all reported their third quarter earnings yesterday.

Four, these four, along with Microsoft, are the five most valuable publicly traded companies on the S&P 500. So Twitter is, you know, they're still part of the MobTech. families, but they're not, they're the, they're the little kid on the block. I mean, you've got Apple, Alphabet, Amazon, Facebook, and Microsoft, and Twitter is, you know, part of the MobTech family, but, but Jack is, you know, still trying to hang on and do good for the, for the other, for the other bosses. Oh, it's just, if you think that the government is going to go after these companies, man, they better do it, Quick, because it's almost too late. It's almost, almost too late.

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You know, you're just, no matter what, subscribe to this podcast, chewing the fat. Got me thinking about smoking, you know, it's been almost two years. Almost two years since I haven't smoked. And I just saw a new story about smoking, that smokers, especially those who begin young, are three times more likely to die prematurely. Duh.

I mean, but everybody thinks, I shouldn't say everybody, most smokers think, that they're the one, right? They're the one that lives to be 120 and smokes every day. They're the one. But overall, you're not. You're the other, you're just another person in the line of smokers that are addicted

and it affects you greatly. So, do I miss it? Yeah. I still do. I haven't talked about it in a while. I still do. But then, again, not really. you know, only

sometimes. I know it's really bad for you and you're not supposed to do it and heck my kids are my youngest daughter now is older than I was when I started smoking and if I saw her smoking

I'd probably beat the crap out of her and then, you know, bum a cigarette. But, you know, I just, it doesn't make any sense to smoke anymore. It's your,

you're shunned. You know, your ostracet You're frowned upon. Look down on. Look, there goes a smoker. But I see the guy or the girl standing outside the building lighting up that fresh cigarette. Oh, man. Looks so good. That warm smoke going down your throat and into your lungs. Feel the rush of that nicotine in your body and then exhaling that cigarette smoke.

Oh, my gosh. And then you remember, you just... lit a stick on fire in front of your face and you're putting hot smoke into your body. So it's kind of dumb. So Zoom is back in the news again. I know. But this time it's not the users using Zoom who are in the news. So we haven't heard anything.

Our boy went away. So he's a good move on his part. At least for now, we've had no tubin and me tubing. He just went away. That's good. Maybe they'll try to sneak him back in on election night or something and just, you know, kind of brush past the Zoom event. But they've been in the news. They've deleted some events discussing.

They've censored some events that were, you know, meant to organize. They had, what's her face from San Francisco State University that Lila Khalid. she was you know she's part of liberation of Palestine the popular liberation of Palestine and she was best known for hijacking planes she was going to be on and talk about you know who knows what she was going to talk about well we do know what she was going to talk about

part of the Palestinian narratives and the Palestinian voices and they were you know Zoom was like no how about no I don't think so and so you know we'll see if they're you know if they're calling it censorship. Zoom gets to decide who does their thing.

But their big news from Zoom is that they have now created end-to-end encryption. And you hear that and you go, oh, cool, that's a good thing. I mean, we've all used Zoom now in the Zoom-Demic. And so, you know, it's kind of cool. And we think, all right, great, end-to-end encryption for free. Nice. Well, is it? Is it really?

for free and available because it's end-to-end encryption, but it has to be enabled for every user joining the call. Some other features will not be available. Users on an encrypted call won't be able to use Zoom's cloud recording, live transcription, and meeting reaction features, and participants won't be able to join the call by phone or use one-to-one private chat. all participants have to use a Zoom app that supports end-to-end encryption as the browser version will not work.

But hey, it's available and it's free. So there you have it. It's ready to go. So, I mean, any free account wanting to use the end-to-end encryption, sure. Go ahead. You just, you know, we want to verify your phone. and add billing information. It's there to prevent abuse, of course.

And then you need to make sure that, you know, you've got the 5.40 for desktop and mobile apps part of the Zoom. And like I said, then you need to be able to, you know, make sure that you, you know, have everyone use the encrypted call. And so all the users have to have that enabled. All the participants have to use the Zoom. app that supports end-to-end encryption. And you have to make sure that, you know,

you're not wanting to use the cloud recording, live transcription, and meeting reaction features. That's it, though. That's it. Oh, and you wanted that private chat too? Yeah, no, that's not part of it either. But end-to-end encryption is available. So good for Zoom.

All right, well, we can go to Hollywood and take a look at some of the headlines in Hollywood here on Fat Pau Friday. We had Jennifer Lawrence, who took, you know, a brunt of, all her so-called friends. What? You voted for John McCain? And you considered yourself a Republican for fiscal reasons?

How dare you? Well, she clarified now. Hey, hey, hey, hey. I was voting against my own rights as a Republican. I realized that. Hey, hey. Okay. I'm a proud Democrat.

And so I was living by misguided principles. Okay? So, you know, sorry. Don't, I mean, that was my fault. I didn't, I'm not anything, you know, don't, don't hate me. Jennifer, you're so brave and so tough in Hollywood. You really are. Kevin Spacey, back in the news again,

they're not going to let this guy be done with it. So he went to Europe. I guess he, there's Anthony Rap, the star, he claimed that Spacey assaulted him when he was a teenager, right? And so someone else. And they're going to, you know, file a lawsuit against him in the States, which, you know, okay. But he now is residing in London.

So, you know, he had a place in London. Remember at the Old Vic Theater, which they ran him out of that. He used to be the artistic director of that place. Not anymore. But he still has a place there. You know, it's a dump. It's a little 2,500 square foot dump with Florida ceiling windows. And you're looking at the House of Parliament and the London eye.

That's it. It's just a dump in London. But he's staying there now. So in order for everything to be served and done right here in the U.S., they've got to go through London, and then they've got to go through the Hague Convention. And that takes about four months. So in that time frame, maybe you get the case thrown out. And he was a teen.

A rap was 14 when this happened. He's 48 now. I know. I know. You can't let stuff like that go, but maybe you should. I know. I know. I know.

I know. You're not supposed to let things like that go, but maybe you should. It's been 34, 35 years. Anthony, maybe you Maybe you should. Maybe you should just let it go. And then we saw the mugshot of Bill Cosby,

everybody was worried that he's looking rough. Yeah, he's been in prison. I don't know if you know that. Yeah, so, you know, he didn't look really good. It looked rough. He had a mask hanging around his neck and his hair was all messed up and he wasn't, you know, he wasn't shaving.

And he looked like, I don't know, he was in prison. It was a mug shot. So anyway, they were concerned. And then they showed a picture of him talking on the, well, it's not a phone. It's an intercom system that you talk to people that come to visit you. Had a mask pulled down and he was smiling and he's had a haircut and he looks fine. He's still, I don't know if you know this, in prison.

So it's the way you go. Johnny Depp deposition, still 50 million. Amber Heard. defamation case got that going on amberhard and johnny death they're not going to let any of this go man these two are out of their minds and she is facing perjury charges in australia over the dog smuggling case these two mad johnny deaf and amberherd maybe you just don't let it go you know i know look i know i know i know i know i know you're not supposed to but maybe you just let it go just saying And then one of my favorite people on the planet,

and I mean this as being not one of my favorite people on the planet. Governor Cuomo from New York, this guy is such a douche. I really do not like this man, Sam I am. And so, I don't care. I mean, he's blaming Trump for everything, and he's just the worst. He's, you know, for months he said Trump was helping him out and doing a fine job. And now he's just, Trump is the worst guy. And Trump is responsible for every death.

the planet no matter what and it's just the guy is an agonizing individual and now we're supposed to he's trying to come across as we like him because he was on the daily show with trevor noah oh what a great show that is and i'm trying to think of i've ever seen it i don't i i can tell you i've never seen an entire episode of the trevor noah show but i have seen bits and pieces of it and but it's funny it makes me want to just watch it all but uh he's talking about nobody wants to have dinner with me. You know, I've been single for a year now. And I,

and just nobody wants to have a date with me. Because I guess that was a question that Trevor wanted to ask him about since that was his point of, hey, it's getting wintertime and you're not going to be able to go outside and have dinner with strangers because of COVID. So are you lonely?

Okay. Do I care? No. But he believed that he's, you know, look, he's just, he believes I'm, I'm still an eligible bachelor. In fact, I'm one of New York's most eligible bachelors. I believe that he believes that. And what happened to all the quomosexuals that swooned over his daily coronavirus briefings? Maybe they realized that his briefings were all a freaking lie. Even when he was saying good things about Trump, he was lying.

Now he's saying bad things about Trump and we're supposed to believe he's telling the truth. Anyway, I'm sorry. I apologize. I know it was starting. I didn't get too political. Did I? It was just him. He happens to be the governor of New York. And, you know, I didn't get into all of the reasons why I think he's a horrible, agonizing human being. I didn't even talk about the nipples being pierced or anything. I just don't like him. So a couple of things going on in the COVID world. A 1.4 billion. That's how many face masks 3M has sold so far this year. Wow. They're aiming to make 2.4 billion in 95 masks by the end of this year. That's more than triple its capacity before the pandemic. 95% year over year drop in the number of finishers of timed races between March and mid-October. Now, according to the racing platform, Athlinks, and who doesn't?

who doesn't have access to ath links with uh you know so i'm up to date on my timed races and major running events the uh running events have been canceled all over the world thanks to the pandemic and the industry is facing its greatest crisis in history yeah man because you can't run by yourself outside in the park uh ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. No, it's not a marathon. It's not the same thing. We have to be able to run 80K races with other people. Okay, well, you can still go run.

Just, you know, post it on athletes and let people know what you're doing. Okay. We all want to see how far you ran. But, you know, they're in trouble, right? I mean, any of those events that have, you know, create running events or any of those huge events that people did to raise money and bring people together, Those are just gone and sad. It really is.

And get this. There's only one restaurant chain that reported a positive same store sales growth last quarter. Guess. Go ahead, guess. Go ahead. Guess. No, it's not McDonald's. No, it's not McDonald's because of their stupid new chicken sandwich.

No, it's not Burger King. I know. You thought it was going to be because they were rolling. holding out reusable containers starting next year, but nope, you're wrong. It's not them. You know who it is? All right, I'll tell you. Popeyes.

It was all because of that stupid fried chicken sandwich. I know. Their sales grew 17.4% in quarter three. That's huge. Wow. I mean, it makes me almost want to have a Popeye's chicken sandwich, a fried chicken sandwich. Almost. Almost.

And we might as well hit up some of the vaccines. What's happening in the vaccine world? Are you ready to take the vaccine or you just want to be, have your ID badge saying that you're up to date with all the tests and you're following all the contact tracing protocols? AstraZeneca, suspended late stage vaccine trial after a participant developed neurological symptoms, restarted it. And now independent monitoring committees and international regulators agreed that, yep, it's safe to resume. so they went ahead and did it. Johnson and Johnson, a backup and running as well after a reported stroke incident in a volunteer, outside experts and the FDA looked around and checked it out and said,

yeah, you're good to go, no problem. Pfizer is optimistic. Their current trial with biointech could reveal vaccine's effectiveness by late November, which would be the first from any of the vaccine candidates and would potentially get emergency authorization by the end of the year. Pretty good news. Doctors don't know yet if antibodies immunity about it.

You know, the study published earlier in the weeks that a number of people with antibodies dropped significantly in a three-month period. indicating that any immunity could be temporary, so they don't know how long your immunity lasts. So is there a herd immunity? You know, maybe, maybe not, maybe for a little while. They don't know.

This coronavirus is remarkable in a sense that we're told both ways on everything, and everything is supposed to be right. So, I mean, I don't know. what to tell you. We wear a mask, don't wear a mask. Don't go outside, go outside. Don't be local with local gatherings, be with local galleries. You're fine. It's just amazing, amazing. And now the good news is we have completely bypassed 2021, 2022, and we're looking at all the stories that I'm reading now are heading into, well, you know, we could really be dealing with this well into, 23. What? I mean, how about no? And I get that we could be dealing with it, but this cannot,

the country will not survive in a lockdown if that's what they're trying to get us to do. No, that will not stand. Okay, well, we can wrap up Fat Pile Friday with Dead Body. we can wrap up Fat Pile Friday with Biden and his daughter we can wrap up Fat Pile Friday with a fat fact. I've got a Friday fat pile fat fact for you

as well. So let's just get to those and head into this fine weekend of full moonish Halloweenish, time changeish weekend. Shall we? Stream and subscribe to more Blaze Media content at

theblaze.com slash podcasts. Okay. So where should we start? Well, let's start with how long would you say it took for a body to stop smelling? So investigators are working to determine the cause of a death for a woman found in Nashville. She was fully decomposed. Really, really strange story. So there's nothing left but bones, just a skeleton.

She had a brother that called and talked to the kids, and she was never home for the last three years. She has four adult children, and the children, I guess, have intellectual disabilities. Nice way to put it. And they, he never talked to her in the last two or three years. He called and she would always not be there. And so she called,

the brother called for a welfare check and the welfare check happened but she wasn't home at the time uh really no kidding so apparently the what brought this all on is that the children that have intellectual disabilities uh are being evicted from the apartment i guess no more money or they haven't been paying and they're being evicted so they found her on a bed in the back room covered in clothes and they said the body just stayed in the apartment and they stayed there as well with the decaying mother. They knew better, but they were going by what the mother said. She said just lay her there no matter what. Don't call anybody and that's what they'd done. According to the brother, that's what they'd done. So Metro police are saying there's no obvious signs of foul play.

if they said that they believe she had a history of seizures, the brother said, if she had a health problem, I didn't know about it. So I'm guessing that, you know, she's been there for three years. How? I mean, the smell had to be excruciating. There's only so many.

There's only so many air fresheners you can hang up. And then you're lost. But she's been there for, I mean, she's just bones, left on a bed laying there, even children with, you know, I'm sorry, adult children that have intellectual disabilities.

You gotta believe they're smarter than that, but I guess not. I guess not. So I saw a story talking about Joe Biden's daughter, Ashley Blazer Biden, 39-year-old daughter of Joe Biden. And she is,

they found a diary from her. And the diary talks about her drug abuse. Another Biden with the drug problem because she's not Bo either. So both kids that aren't Bo are busy getting high and trying to get over it.

She talks about probably not appropriate showers as a young girl with dad. Okay. I don't know what age you don't shower with your daughter. is, but, you know, there's a line there. I can't, I can tell you right now, my daughter's 13 years old.

I honestly don't, I can say that, have I ever taken an actual shower with her? I don't think so. Giving her baths. I may have been in the shower when she was a little baby, you know, and you hold them, and they take a quick shower, you get them used to getting wet in the shower, that kind of thing. But as they get older, I mean, I don't even do with my son. let alone it's weird okay I mean we know that Biden is weird right I mean we remember back in I don't know it was a long time ago now where they talked about how he swims naked

the secret service was all wound up because Joe likes to swim without a bathing suit that would be naked by the way I don't know if you know that swimming without a bathing suit most likely is because you're naked I guess it could mean that you're wearing your suit, your three-piece suit, or it could mean that you're naked, one or the other. But remember, they had a big deal with him that he would off, that's all he did was just, you know, walk out and jump in his pool naked and the Secret Service agents would be there. And they remember they were living in the house next door and he was charging the government money for the house because he bought the house next door. I think that was the case. I think he

bought the house next door and then rented it to the government for the secret service agents to live in while they were protecting him but Donald Trump is just an evil capitalist right okay yep no problem I got you it's good to go I got you and the daughter aside from the drug issue and the probably inappropriate showering with dad when she was younger talks about her overactive sex drive which you know i mean who doesn't have one of those and she talks about uh her sex drive in the diary being out of control and she talks about how she is in effing heat so you know maybe the apple doesn't fall far from the tree i don't know i'm just guessing i mean that's why we're having a drug problem in the family we're

not sure. She thinks she was molested as a kid. She can't remember specifics, but she remembers trauma. Okay. Thank you. She remembers being somewhat sexualized. Okay. Good. Good. She then wrote that she remembers showers with my dad that were probably not appropriate. You think? Probably not. Who knows? Who knows? But the Biden, that's one family that is, you know, have some issues. And everybody has their issues. I know.

I know, they're all, nobody has the perfect family. Even though we like to think we do. Nobody has the perfect. Nobody has the perfect Instagram family. We just like to pretend that we do. But the Biden's, man, wow. If you're not Bo, then you are, you're nothing. you are nothing

and dad makes sure of that just know that just know that dad makes sure of that all right and there's so many stories we didn't get to some great crime stories

I'm just you know what I think I'm going to do is maybe I just do a separate crime blotter podcast and just you know two of the fat crime blotter and we just talk about the crime across the country other than

you know looting and rioting, but, you know, real crime. Real crime. Like, you know, the guy that, you know, stole a bulldozer and ran down Biden signs and he just got drunk. He didn't even realize it. He forgot. You know what? He just took the backhoe from a construction site.

And he just started driving through the neighborhood, flattening President Biden signs in the neighborhood. Yeah, you know, I've been drinking all day. and I don't know what happened. One thing led to another, and, you know, I just, I rolled over some speed limit signs, and I rolled over some presidential Biden sign, yard signs,

and, you know, I got charged with grand theft, a little trespassing. I don't know. I didn't know what I was doing. I was just drinking all day. Oh, you know, let me do a cry blotter, a cry blotter show.

That might be fun. Then again, you know, it's crime. And crime just isn't fun. Okay? It just isn't fun. Then we have the fat fact. Fat fact. Female fish, kind of ties into the Biden stories, actually.

Female fish will fake orgasms to trick males into thinking they've successfully mated. Then they'll swim off to find a better partner. Now that according. I read that according to Uber facts on my Twitter account, so it has to be true. But they talk about how female fishes fake their orgasms, and then the male says, hey, okay, we're done, and she swims off. And I think, well, is that really real? So I look up, you know, fake fish orgasms.

And I find a story way back in, I mean, 20 years ago stories, talking about how scientists have found that these fish, normally dig a gravel pit for their eggs and prepares for the mate and she crouches down to protect the nest and then she starts to quiver and the male swims up alongside her and starts to quiver and then the female you know puts her eggs into the into the hole that she's dug and then she stays and you know everything is fine and she waits for the eggs to hatch now that Okay, so then, but what happens is she doesn't release her eggs and the male releases his sperm and the male swims away and she's like, nah, he's not good enough. He wasn't in the right position.

He's not good enough and she waits for a better fish to come up. According to this story, all right, and the fisheries, the brown trout, 117 spawnings, 69 were false from the women. They just faked. 69 of him you know what he's not good enough I don't like what he was I don't like the way he was shaking

I don't like the way he looked I don't like the position he was in so yep I'm done and so are you get out of here and I'll wait for somebody better even in the fish world

man even in the fish world oh and speaking of the fish world so we're to believe that according to science that Climate change is killing off all the animals and all the fish and we're all going to be dead and the water is rising and the ice is melting and the fish are dying and we're all, it's just because of climate change. Well, they just found a new coral reef off of Australia's coast the size of the Empire State Building, even though it was there. It's brand new. A new coral reef that is there. It's it's 550 yards in the, it's rising 550 yards in the Great Barrier Reef.

and it's the first to be discovered in more than 100 years. Oh, so the earth is taking care of itself. Weird. And in this same story, they talk about, you know, we've also discovered more than 30 new species this year, including a new 147-foot siphons for that is the longest recorded sea creature ever. but climate change is killing us and the earth is dying okay thank you appreciate it you can go back home now