Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 513 | Not a Book or a Movie, Yet
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So things that make you go, hmm, hmm.
Yesterday, Apple said starting January 1,
it will lower the bite it takes out of the app store's sales
from 30% to 15%, but only for small developers.
The small developers are those that generate a million dollars or less in annual revenue
after Apple takes its 15%.
Small is not a good way to describe the difference the move will make in Apple's ongoing
battle with software companies, though, such as Epic Games, Spotify, and Tinder,
none of which fit into the small category.
Epic CEO, Tim Sweeney, dismissed the announcement.
Whatever.
I mean, those are the ones that drive the revenue for the Apple App Store.
Right?
I mean, that's where they're making their money.
And remember, Tim Cook tried to dance around that
when he was at being questioned by the Senate Committee.
Now, they make a lot of money from that app store.
No question.
But part of the story also mentions that, you know,
Apple did agree to pay $113 million to settle an investigation into its past practice
of slowing down old iPhones to shore up their batteries.
Huh.
Hmm.
It does make you just go.
Hmm.
And I think that 15% for the smaller apps.
is just the beginning of Apple starting to go.
Maybe we need to make some changes
and we're making a lot of money off of these people
and they're starting to get mad at us.
Yeah.
You think?
Hmm.
Welcome to Chewing the Fat.
This may be a shocking announcement for you,
but British model Lottie Moss.
Sister, younger sister,
to the supermodel Kate Moss responded to a follower asking her a question on Instagram
that she was doing a Q&A.
The question was, would you prefer to date a woman?
I'm pansexual, so I didn't really mind any gender.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, what?
Is that a surprise?
You know, it kind of changes every day.
It depends on who I meet.
Yeah, you can't decide.
You just can't.
One day, it's a girl.
The next day, it's a guy.
The next day might be a dog.
You just don't know.
She also, if you know anything about the model, Lottie Moss,
she has a tattoo on her butt that says not yours.
She revealed the reason she has that is because she was dating a guy.
I guess she felt like a guy at the time.
And he really made her mad.
She said he really pissed me off.
And I went and got a not yours tattoo just to say F you.
Now here's a surprise.
They're not together anymore.
I know.
I know.
So two big surprises.
in that story.
One, she revealed she's a pansexual,
duh, and the not yours was just meant for that one guy.
Not the new girl boy dog friend that's happening right now.
Wow, are you dumb?
Good job, Lottie, good job.
Did you know that our brains are not designed to remember
pain accurately.
It's true.
It's kind of a biological defense
mechanism that allows us to
I don't know, live better.
It helps mothers be willing
to undergo childbirth more than
once. It's what keeps
you remembering with
clarity.
That time you fell out of the tree and
you know, gave yourself a
concussion and knocked yourself out.
You know, that pain.
So the best thing about
pain aside from you know learning from it is when it goes away but it doesn't go away for some of us some of us
the pain is a daily thing and a constant reminder that life can be really hard over 50 million people
in america are going to miss work due to pain 66% expect to live the rest of their life with
some pain.
I mean, I'm in both
of those categories, although I haven't missed
work. I know, not really.
I missed work due to surgeries,
but I haven't said I feel so bad
today. I'm in so much pain.
I'm not going to work.
But, I do this for a living
and, you know,
I can make
myself work through it.
As long as I have a relief
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Look, if you're suffering from
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Okay, so according to Don Sweeney from the Miami Herald,
The virus is winning because coronavirus deaths have top 250,000 in the U.S.
And my first response to that was, no, that means we're winning, not the virus.
And then I was happy to read that Governor Abbott from the great state of Texas said,
we're not going to have any more lockdowns in the state of Texas.
but it was couched with make no mistake this decision will kill people and that's that's where we're at
yes i know the numbers are going up and no i didn't want 250,000 plus americans to die or the
million 360,000 plus humans to die around the world no i didn't want that but
I feel like we're winning.
We were told that this virus was going to kill a lot more people than it has.
And I'm glad to see that some people are saying we can't lock down the country anymore.
People need to work.
People need to go about their lives.
Yes, they need to do it safely.
Can't we make that case?
No, we cannot.
New York City, home to the country's largest public school district,
ordered schools to close for in-person learning as,
of this morning, if you're listening live on the 19th of November 2020, Ohio announces a three-week
curfew from 10 p.m. to 5 a.m. I mean, if you're out after 10 p.m. dead. We'll shoot you dead.
Do those numbers get added on to the coronavirus numbers, or is that another number? You know,
the curfew breaking number. New Mexicans, not the ones that are sneaking into the country,
about people from New Mexico, have been told to shelter in place for two weeks because of a life
or death situation. California reimposed tighter restrictions on 94% of its population. I guess the
other 6% are just the leaders. Washington and Michigan, along with the other states,
have halted indoor dining altogether. So have cities like Philadelphia. Philadelphia. Philadelphia
you just spent all that money on helping restaurants build their little tent cities outside of
their front doors for the winter and now they're just saying nope you can't eat there no no more
new orleans said it wouldn't host parades next marty gras season first time in 42 years
but we're winning but it sure doesn't feel like it we're winning but it sure doesn't feel like it
we're winning but it sure doesn't feel like it so my son my oldest son was just in missouri a few weeks ago
and he claimed that uh they where he was at people were saying uh f you to the mandates and some
people were wearing masks very few and it was a small town and they were like we're not uh we'll do what
we want we're americans we'll do we'll do what we want we're americans we'll
make the choice. We don't care what you say. You go ahead say it, but we're doing what we want to do.
That is America. Well, now I read a story from Missouri, Rola, Missouri, which is southwest of St. Louis, south of Columbia, home of Mizoo, Missouri, that people, people,
were throwing a what's being called as a massive party and it is deemed a super spreader.
Parents tried to deceive the law and wrote cryptic Facebook posts and to have people show up at this high school party.
All right.
It was a homecoming party at a steakhouse.
And it was just an unsanctioned homecoming dance at a local steakhouse.
Now that could affect the community,
forcing the health department to devote all its resources to one fiasco
and nudging the high school back to full-on virtual learning.
And we cannot have that.
You need to follow those mandates and follow those rules.
Got it?
The individuals.
that if we've been in contact with all report,
no masks were worn.
Oh my gosh.
We should,
these people should be shot on site right now.
The health department said this wasn't an accident
and by the community members in attendance.
This was intentional to hide the number
and identity of those in attendance
to avoid contact tracing in the event of an outbreak.
No, what it was was people wanting to get together
to celebrate and not have to try to justify it
and be told no and be run off
and be treated like they were super spreaders
instead of just an American, I don't know, gathering.
This is agonizing.
This ticks me off.
I mean, look, we're busting people in New York.
We're busting people now in Missouri.
We're telling people they can't gather.
They're telling the CDC just told us.
What's the latest headline from the CDC?
Let's see.
I wonder what it could be.
Oh, my gosh.
They want to tell us that, guess what?
Don't travel for Thanksgiving.
Really?
That's a surprise.
Yeah, the Center for Disease Control and Prevention on
Thursday, officially recommended against traveling for Thanksgiving as the coronavirus surges.
So I guess the virus is winning.
At least the people who want to, you know, lock down America again.
They're making the virus win.
We've got a vaccine and vaccines, plural, ready to hit the market.
We've got people who are, who,
No, now overall to, you know, social distance and enough with the handshaking and the hugging.
And if you want to wear a mask, great.
And if you don't, okay.
But we're already social distancing.
We're already taking into account that we shouldn't be that.
And if all these people know each other and they've been together in the past,
they want to come together and have a little gathering.
So what?
So what?
but that's not the case.
That's not the case anymore.
And it needs to be.
It needs to be.
And thankfully, there's a few places left in America that is still America,
but it's a dying, dying breed.
And we need to, you talk about something that is on the endangered species list.
And that is the American.
American dream bag.
It's going to make me too angry.
All right, so let me, let's do this.
I talk to you about, I get these emails from, you know, news headline emails, updates
from different companies.
One of them is called the morning brew.
And, you know, just comes to your inbox every day.
And it has stories in it and what's going out around the world and, you know, stuff like that.
And some of it is interesting.
Some of it isn't.
And they, you know, some of them, they throw in their trivia.
whatever and that's just one of them that I get and I like you know they I get it enough that I
read it I get it enough that I read it that's right it's finally it keeps common and common and
common if I okay I'll read it so one of the things that they did today was how good are you at
separating fact from fiction and they gave four headlines and the title was three headlines and a
lie and could you make out which one was the lie so here you go I'll ask you the four questions
you tell me.
Those of you listening live?
Even if you're not listening live,
you go ahead and tell me.
Just say it out loud, which one is the live?
Ready?
French radio accidentally announces
death of 100 of the world's most famous people.
Number two.
Man tries to sue Peloton
for failing to disclose
that its exercise bikes are not roadworthy.
Number three.
Dali Parton
partly funded
Moderna's COVID vaccine research.
Number four.
Turkmenistan's authoritarian leader unveils
huge golden dog statue in the capital.
All right.
So there's four headlines.
Which one is the lie?
I know.
I know.
It was hard for me too looking at it because I, all of them are definitely,
they sound absolutely could be a today
headline. No question. So did you figure it out? All right. So we know that French radio accidentally
announced the death of 100 of the world's most famous people, right? We know that the excuse was that the New York
Times was changing internet companies and they released their death list that was there just
waiting for the people, you know, someone, people that are close could possibly die.
you know, that are, you know, famous.
And you want to be ready, right?
If something bad happens, you want to have the story of their life and what goes on ready.
And, you know, it makes sense.
But, and TV stations do it all the time.
You know, they run the scroll underneath it.
Oh, no, that was.
That's the wrong file, wrong file.
So, New York Times released it.
And, of course, as soon as New York Times released it,
then Google and some of the other news internet sites picked up on it.
and you know French radio tweets it out I was announcing everybody else people died and you know it was all wrong
uh dolly parton partly funded moderner COVID vaccine research yep she gave a million very cool uh and she is a
great philanthropist she does a lot of things one of her one of the things that i really like is
the imagination library gifts free books to children from birth until starting school and participating areas
she told Oprah Wimfrey, not long ago she did that interview with Oprah,
she said that she believes that God didn't mean for her to have kids
so everybody's kids could be mine.
So I could do things like the imagination library.
And that is so incredibly nice, sweet, Christian.
It's just wonderful.
Next headline is Turkmenistan's authoritarian leader
unveils huge golden dog statue in the capital.
Yes, that happened.
Duh.
You saw, I mean, it's this giant gold dog statue in Turkmenistan.
And at the base of it, it has video of that particular dog, the Turkmen shepard dog, known as the alibiah.
in Ashgabat, Turkmenistan.
This year, just a couple of weeks ago,
it has video of that particular dog.
It's a video screen wrapped around the statue.
It continuously plays footage of the local breed of dogs
running through the grass or the desert,
playing with children.
So, I mean, that's what an authoritarian leader can do for you.
Let's just get this golden statue built and put up.
Let's do it.
Sure, they're tearing down statues around the world.
So, so.
Now, President Gerbengoli Burmukahemdov,
G-U-R-B-A-N-G-U-R-B-A-N-G-U-R-B-A-N-G.
U-L-Y
B-E-R-D-Y-M-U-K
H-A-M-E-D-O-V
All right
We've got to be able to pronounce that, right?
Garban Gouli-Bardi-Mohameda
Duh
Gherban-Gu-E-Mahmahmahmah
Duh.
Okay, he is the ruler
all-seeing all-knowing
Turk-Mannistan
president
with the population of
about 6 million people.
Now, he wrote a book and a poem about the dog a couple of years ago,
and he now wants to have his statue of the dog there.
And there it is.
Oh, my gosh.
Just like an authoritarian would do, he built his statue.
And he unveiled it in a ceremony with traditional dancers,
and he had his own little puppy there and balloons.
releases. He's got the video
wraparound continually playing underneath the golden statue.
I love dictators.
I mean, rulers, presidents of countries.
You know, the ones that can have the golden dog statue,
and then a couple of years ago, my man built himself a gold-coated statue of
himself seated on a horse, mounted on a white marble,
I mean, that's great.
Now, he is proving that he's the man,
not because his name is
Garban Gouli Berdi Mohammedal.
Not because of that,
but because his predecessor,
who died in 2006,
Sapermurat ni Azoz.
Sipar Marat Niazov.
Yeah, like I said, set the groundwork.
So it makes you want to move to Turkmenistan, doesn't it?
Oh yeah, I know, I know.
Me too. Me too.
All right, let's go to the break room.
I need to get something cold to drink as it is anyway.
Ha, something cold and refreshing.
Oh, commercial for them, actually.
Hey, have you heard of Yubo?
Y-U-O
So it
has raised another
47.5 million
to fuel its
reimagined social media bid.
So it's kind of cool.
It's interesting
that what it is.
It's ad-free.
It relies on a
premium model
that encourages users to buy
premium features,
like boosting your profile
on the swipe
up page.
Okay.
He claims that if you focus on ads, the CEO of the company, you're competing with Facebook,
TikTok, and snap.
Yeah.
No kidding.
So what it is, it consists a variety of rooms.
Users can enter into video chat with friends or strangers.
Rooms are filtered by location or topic of conversation and are meant to facilitate.
the type of spontaneous interactions that bubble up at a party.
So in between chats, users can swipe left or right to add friends, similar to Tinder.
He claims it's working.
He said hours spent in the live rooms are up 400%.
And the total users have recently topped 40 million.
So be ready to hear a little bit more about.
Ubo, Y, U-B-O.
Okay.
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Right, you did.
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You've got to abide by the rules.
Right?
Right.
So we're in the break room
and looking at the
proverbial magazine rack
and two stories caught my eye
of the Metro North Conductor
Michael Shaw, who is retired now, claims to have witnessed blood, puke, brazen, sex, fisticuffs in his 36 years as a conductor on the Metro North line, which is a train line that goes from a New Haven into Grand Central Terminal.
now he you know you've been become a special bond among commuters and conductors and he's kind of he's kind of right i mean
it's a bigger line the line that i used to ride every day from uh trenton to grand central so there were
more people but he's right in you sit next to the same people a lot of times you see the same
conductors and you get to know you're not he called them friends you're not friends you're not friends
There are, you know, acquaintances on the train every day.
You talk on the platform.
Maybe you talk until you sit down on the train,
and then, you know, you put your headphones on and get to work, right?
So you don't really, it's not, it's a different,
it's a different type of friendship, the commuter friendship.
But he's got a new book that I actually,
I may actually try to talk to him and see if it's any good,
try to get a copy of the book and see if it's any good,
because I'm a fan of the trains and the riders.
And he's got his new book called My Rail Life Stories of a Railroad Conductor.
I'm going to talk to Michael.
I mean, my obviously train book would be called Life in the Train Age.
Duh.
He talked about a couple times you got in trouble too here.
It'd be fun to talk to him about on a freezing Friday afternoon.
and he, and it says here, mistakenly told folks,
and he didn't mistake them at all.
They were waiting on the packed platforms,
and not to worry, there's another train right behind.
No, mine was the last one.
So apparently then on Monday,
he placed 500 apology letters on the passenger seats,
telling them it was just a joke.
I was just joking around.
Well, they were, it was an unauthorized apology.
So
The bosses were not happy
Wow, he got in trouble for that.
That's incredible.
Wow.
And apparently he said he, it was called an off-color text
To a trainer.
They were administering a test for prospective conductors
And he asked for questions.
That was a huge mistake.
I was very embarrassed by that.
Oh.
Okay.
Uh, no problem.
But we're going to suspend you for 60 days for that.
Wow.
That's, uh, that's, uh, that's, that's not good.
So anyway, it'd be fun to talk to, talk to him about that in his, uh, in his latest book,
My Rail Life.
Stories of a Conductor.
Mine would be life in the train age.
Stories of a rider.
Ooh, I like that.
Write that down.
Another story on the rack that caught my attention was a Florida couple arrested for having
sex inside car on busy road.
I'm looking at that story.
Okay. So apparently one driver witnessed the man on top of the female performing what men on top
of females do sometimes.
So apparently, and of course I want to know where in Florida this took place, Whitney Road
and U.S. 19 north in Largo.
I mean, that's my old stomping grounds.
I've done there, you know, a thousand times.
So this 39-year-old and this 30-year-old male decided to take care of a little business pulled off the side of the road.
Couldn't help themselves.
I mean, we didn't have time to pull into a parking lot or anything.
We're just pulling off to the side of the road.
Don't worry about it.
So they've both been charged with lewd and lascivious exhibition, which is a felony.
Wow.
And also, they've been charged with lewd and lascivious exhibition, which is a felony.
They found a synthetic cannabinoid.
All right.
Potts damn near legal and across around the world.
But this was synthetic.
This wasn't grown from the earth.
So, just say it.
Sex in a car in Florida.
That could be my new book too.
Let's see.
I've got two books.
and a movie today.
Actually, two movies, right?
Life in the train age.
My life is a writer.
I could come up with a movie.
That's actually not a bad idea for a series.
Write that down.
And this one would be sex in a car in Florida.
Could be a book.
Could be a movie.
Could be a series.
Oh my gosh.
I'm giving you so many ideas today.
these last two stories are examples of success stories in books and series, whether it's a film or a series.
I like the idea of a series, though, because, you know, it's more episodes.
But, you know, if you want to make the film, go ahead.
I got to stop you.
In food news, I see where Cheetos is releasing its first cookbook that they're launching it as a holiday.
cook book
I don't know
tamales and mashed potatoes
flaming hot tamales
mash paw potatoes
I don't know
they're using
chefs
celebrity chefs
Ann Borell Richard Lace
Ronnie Wu Casey Webb
they each contributed to the
22 elevated Cheetos based
recipes
appetizers
entrees, side dishes, desserts, and cocktails for the adult Cheetos fan.
So it's only $35.
If you donate a minimum of $35, which is going to go to the World Central Kitchen
for Chefs of America COVID-19 Food Relief Program, you will get a copy.
secure copy.
That's good that it's going to charity.
That's a good thing.
Right.
Yes, it's nice.
$35, though.
For a Cheetos cookbook,
just give me some Cheetos and I'm good.
Right?
Right.
And this kind of in the food category,
Waffle House is teaming up with Georgia's,
a Georgia brewing company,
to produce bacon-flavored beer.
okay the brewery
O-C-O-N-E-E-Brewing O-C-O-N-E-E-Brewing
and offer the beer
bacon and kegs
that's funny
that's kind of funny
get yourself some bacon and kegs
okay
you know
I love bacon
used to be a huge fan of beer
I still could turn myself into a huge fan of beer
so
you know
do I
care that there's bacon and beer
together from Waffle House
not really
would I drink it
I don't think so
I would try it
of course
I mean you're going to try it
after that though
Oof, have a nice day.
A quick sports story.
Just don't, it's about the referees for the NFL games.
So they're making a big deal about this weekend and Monday night games.
So it's because it's not this weekend, but it's part of the NFL weekend presentation.
They're making a big deal out of the NFL using an all-black officiating crew for the first
time ever on this Monday night game again the Rams are taking on the Tampa Bay Buccaneers okay so
A should be a good game you know Tampa's back on the map a little bit Tom Brady's got him back in
the map and uh the the Rams are uh you know having a okay year not bad still doing good
uh what the heck is the RAM schedule anyway or not schedule but record there's six and three
No, there's second place in the NFC West.
Wow.
The Buccaneers are in second place in the South, NFC South, at 7 and 3.
So a little bit better record, but they got their butt kick by the Saints who are in first place.
Anyway, I do need to break down schedules and remaining games.
But the point was is that they're making this big deal about this all-black officiating crew.
Now, A, I was surprised that it was the first time ever in the NFL,
that an all-black
officiating crew did a game.
B,
does it make me a bad person that I don't care?
I mean, that's great,
and it's an accomplishment.
I'm surprised it hasn't happened already.
They give the names of the referees.
I mean, they're all, I guess,
great referees with a great, you know,
career as referees.
I don't care.
I if you make a bad call, I'm going to be mad at you anyway.
I don't care what color you are if they make a bad call this game.
Does that mean we can't be mad at them?
I don't know.
If I get mad at them, that makes me a racist, I guess.
Right?
I mean, okay.
If you say so, I really don't care.
I mean, I'm glad that it's happening because it hasn't happened before.
I would have been hard pressed if you'd asked me yesterday.
hey, has the NFL had an officiating crew all black ever in one game?
Now, asking me that question would have made me think, well, since you're asking it to me,
that means no.
But maybe that's what you want me to think, so yes.
But it doesn't, I, okay grade.
Okay, great.
If you're an official, I hope that we're, you know, they obviously pick this crew out on purpose.
They talk about picking them.
out on purpose because it's a, uh, they're making it into a testament to the countless and
immeasurable contributions of black officials to the game.
They're exemplary performance.
The power of inclusion is the hallmark of this great game.
I got it.
I got it.
Thanks, executive vice president of football operations, Troy Vincent.
We appreciate it.
And I know you assembled this crew for.
this week to mark, you know, the anniversary of the hundredth year of the NFL, right?
I think that's what the anniversary is.
Isn't this the hundredth year anniversary?
Yeah.
So, you know, good.
Make it, make it a big deal then.
You want to make it a big deal, make it a big deal.
I really, I think, you know, finally, good.
It should have happened before, absolutely.
Do I really care?
No.
just do a good job.
It's all we care about.
Just don't make me angry at a call.
They made a big deal about
Tampa Bay being the first team in the league
history to have three black coordinators.
That's true.
I mean, that's just amazing.
And look, if they deserve the job,
they deserve the job.
But I hope we're not just giving it to them for their race.
They're black, so we're going to give it to them.
I mean, I know they're trying to make it easier
or more beneficial for teams to have black coaches.
You get an extra draft pick or they take it away.
I'm not sure how they're working it,
but they're trying to make it beneficial to teams to have black coaches.
It's 2020.
The best man or woman for the job.
They just hired the female head of operations in Miami for baseball.
Good.
They're the best person for the job.
I can't believe that we're having this argument.
And we were pretty close to not having this argument.
I would say about 12 years ago.
And then it went away.
I don't know what happened 12 years ago.
What happened 12 years ago that made us just consider race as the number one cause of every problem in America and the world?
What happened 12 years ago?
happened 12 years ago. What happened? What happened? Anyway, I'll remember. Maybe you'll
remember too. But good for the NFL. Congratulations. Congratulations to these referees. It's a
wonderful thing. But my gosh, don't, just don't make me mad at you for a bad call. It's all I can
hear about.
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All right, a couple things before we get out of here today. One is that
I saw where Rasmussen did a poll.
And the question was when it comes to dealing with the pandemic,
should the president and federal government establish rules and mandates for the nation to follow?
Or should state and local officials make decisions based upon conditions in their area?
Well, 12% of the people were, uh, I'm not sure.
I don't know.
40% want national rules and mandates.
40% of the people answering this question,
want national rules and mandates.
Wow.
We are in deep doo-doo, my friends.
Deep do-do.
At least we have 47% want decisions made upon local conditions.
You know, I don't know, Trump got in all kinds of trouble for doing that, for allowing that to happen.
But that's the way it should be.
Duh.
But it's incredible to me that 40% of the people.
So this survey was made up of 1,200 registered voters.
They were asked this between November 5th and November 7th.
Wow.
National Rules and Mandates.
my friends my friends my friends my friends it may explain the election week top searches for
porn hub that may explain it i don't know i don't know that i actually believe it so porn hub
released their terms searched more often in each state when compared to all others during the week of the election.
Now, when you go to Pornhub, do you search for pumpkin?
No.
I mean, I don't.
I guess apparently they do in North Dakota.
in South Dakota, it's wrestling.
On Pornhub?
You're going to Pornhub and you're searching for that?
Okay.
Stop.
Stop.
I mean, I get New York.
Foot job.
I get that.
All right.
Vermont.
Threesome.
Okay.
All right.
New Hampshire.
Tinder.
Okay.
There's got to be, I haven't, you know,
it's got to be something that
comes up.
Ohio
Cougar
maybe, maybe, but
you're on Pornhub
right?
Florida says Trump, no.
Stop, but you're going to Pornhub
and you're searching for Trump?
I don't believe it. I don't
believe it. I'm sorry.
South Carolina
is grandma
no.
no.
Maybe, I guess, maybe.
I don't know.
Maine is Daddy.
Oh my gosh.
Michigan?
No, no, I'm not going to say that.
Never mind.
Because I believe that, actually.
I believe that that could possibly be a search on porn hub.
Iowa was yoga pants.
Kentucky
Among Us
Kansas was
Kansas was chubby.
Kansas was chubby.
I don't know
what a weight thing
has to do with it
but okay.
I mean, I actually do.
It's just a joke
as well I was
getting that there.
Arkansas furry.
Oh, boy.
Indiana goth.
Ooh.
Some of the other Georgia.
of tickling.
Okay.
Massachusetts, college.
Okay.
There's a few on here.
I'm not saying some states that don't need to be recognized.
Because even if they're wrong, you don't need to, you know, you don't need to hear it even on this podcast.
Alabama was big booty.
I know.
And I don't like to be, you know, the censorship shows.
but I also know that, you know, many of you have families and you're listening to the show,
and I, you know, I want to be able to joke around and listen with the kids.
And, you know, I know this, I didn't give you a big guy warning prior to this particular story.
So there are some on here that go farther than Colorado's Tushy that I would say,
you know, would make you want to answer questions or would not make you, your kids would
want to ask your questions and you would not want to answer them.
Uh, mommy, what is that?
I know.
I know you gotta wait a few years to, before you explain what that is.
You know, like blank pie.
Something like that.
Right?
Like sloppy.
Like, like face.
stuff like that.
You know what I'm talking about.
Oh, by the way,
you're welcome.
I don't think we mentioned
Carl Lentz either, the preacher man,
right, from Hillsong Pentecostal mega church,
world-renowned, Justin Bieber's preacher man.
And he was, you know,
Mr. Superstar for the rich and famous
as far as being the superstar preacher man.
and he was fired because of moral failings.
Ooh, that one hurts.
So he's cheating on his wife.
And, I mean, so what that he was partying with the, you know,
the stars around the world?
So what that he, you know, had that little soft stance on the LGBTQ and abortions?
Ah, so what did he, you know, accepted the Black Lives?
Matter movement. So, so what, that he partied, so, he was a preacher man. And he, uh, he was
it. He was the one that everybody went to, especially after the Bebes showed up. I mean,
holy cow, I mean, he, he baptized Justin Bieber, right? And the story is that they did it in
Tyson, Tyson Chandler's bathtub because, uh, the pool, he didn't have the pool. And, you know,
he detoxed with Justin
and he just said
that now it's
it's over right
breaches of trust
wow
I mean
do you realize the money
this guy brought in
it's incredible
in Australia
back in 2014
alone 80 million
100 million internationally
I mean
he's I mean
millions of dollars and a lot of that tax free.
So I don't know what's going on with them.
I guess he's staying at one of Justin and Haley's places.
But they have distanced themselves.
According to reports, they do not follow them on Instagram anymore.
And man, if you are not being followed by the beams of the wife,
You're on the outs.
And you don't have to tell me that.
I mean, I was so upset when Justin stopped following me on Instagram.
I thought, Justin, what are you doing?
I mean, sure, moral failings.
I got it, but it's me.
And no response because, well, he stopped following me.
So, Bebes, what you doing, babe?
You may have heard of the sex cult nexium and the famous actress who went to prison for her involvement, Alison Mack.
But she's never told her side of the story until now.
People assume that I'm like this pervert.
My name is Natalie Robamed.
And in my new podcast, I talked to Allison to try to understand how she went from TV actor to cult member.
How do you feel about having been involved in bringing sexual trauma at other people?
I don't even know how to answer that question.
Allison after Nexium from CBC's Uncover is available now on Spotify.
Bye.
