Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 515 | Animal Bidness and Moose Licking

Episode Date: November 23, 2020

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Hello and welcome to it. How in the world are you today? You look great. I mean that. I don't care what anybody says. You look great. So, last week we saw the Rockefeller Center Christmas tree get delivered, and it did not look that good. And we were all posting about it.
Starting point is 00:00:22 I didn't think it was real. And then plenty of people said, this tree looks dead. And was the tree struck by lightning? Well, guess what? Rockefeller Center got butt hurt. I know, it's a big surprise, but they did. And they, of course, had to reply to all those social media critics with their, Wow, you all must look great right after a two-day drive, huh?
Starting point is 00:00:54 Just wait until I get my lights on. See you on December 2nd. So it's okay, Rockefeller Center. It'll be all right with your Christmas tree. Everything will be fine. Who's a little, good little Christmas tree place? You are. Come here.
Starting point is 00:01:19 Sad. But funny. Welcome to chewing the fat. Places getting butt hurt. The Vatican got butt hurt. over the Instagram like of the Brazilian bikini model. I know. You'd think maybe they just let it go
Starting point is 00:02:19 because we all got a little joke out of it, a little laugh, and we moved on. I mean, okay, so the account liked her post. We talked about it last week. And I even posted a picture of my wife in the bathtub, covered in bubbles, saying,
Starting point is 00:02:37 the Pope liked my wife's Instagram shot too. It wasn't real. It's okay. But because this one got such huge coverage, and she joked around about being right back, got my way to the Vatican, and, you know, she,
Starting point is 00:02:58 sure, she was standing in front of a school locker wearing a cropped white shirt and a revealing skirt. Sure. Sure. The Pope's Instagram account liked it. There was a screenshot of it. And then it went away.
Starting point is 00:03:16 Okay. So, you know, it was an accident or, you know, whatever. But heaven forbid. I should just leave it right there. The Pope has 7.4 million followers on Instagram. I mean, is he taken shot? I haven't looked at the Instagram account of the Pope. I probably should.
Starting point is 00:03:39 But, I mean, has he taken shots of the shoes? the papal, the popple, the papal shoes, the papal hat, the guards around the gates, I don't know. But his English, he has, on Twitter, he tweets in several languages, English, Spanish, and Italian. His English account on Twitter has 18 million followers. Wow. So anyway, it is understood that he really, really doesn't tweet or Instagram himself?
Starting point is 00:04:17 You think? So you think the Vatican has a communications team? I think so. Well, yeah, they do. And they're all wound up about it. And they got butt hurt. And so they're checking into it. They're saying that it didn't happen.
Starting point is 00:04:35 It is a mix-up. We've got to figure out what's going on. It could not have been one of the communications. department people. Okay. Then, you know, who was it? The little kid that came running by the communications department computer and hit a like while he was touring the Vatican. I mean, take it easy. It'll be okay. All right. It's just an inadvertent like of a of a bikini shot on Instagram. And then it went away. It'll be okay. It'll be okay. Okay. So we got a whole bunch of animal news today. Animals in the news. And first and foremost,
Starting point is 00:05:25 scientists made monkey brains double in size by splicing them with human genes. Um, have we not seen the documentary of a planet of the apes? There's an earlier documentary series, and then there's a modern documentary series. And in the modern documentary series, that kind of happened. And it doesn't turn out well for the humans. Just saying. So during the study, Japanese and German researchers injected a gene called A-R-H-G-A-P-1-B, which did, directs stem cells in the human brain into the dark matter of the marmoset fetuses.
Starting point is 00:06:20 They found that the primates brains soon became more human-like by developing larger, more advanced neocortexes, you know, the area that controls cognition and language. You know, that's all. I don't worry about it. They just doubled in size, you know, around 100 days into gestation. That's it. We found, said the scientist, that indeed, the neocortex of the common marmoset brain was enlarged and the brain surface folded. Huh.
Starting point is 00:06:52 Now, the neocortex is the newest part of the brain to evolve. One sign that A-R-H-G-A-P-1-B may have caused brain growth during human evolution. Now, the only good thing about this study, conducted by the planetary, Institute of Molecular Cell Biology and Genetics in Germany and the Central Institute of Experimental Animals in Japan? The only good thing to come of this is that the scientists opted to abort the monkey fetuses due to unforeseeable consequences. So after they injected the ARHGAP 1,000, 1B, at least one person at the Planet Institute of Molecular Cell Biology and Genetics in Germany or the Central Institute of Experimental Animals in Japan said, hey, you know, I was watching this
Starting point is 00:07:56 documentary this weekend called Rise of the Planet of the Apes, and it doesn't turn out too well for the humans. So, you know, even though the brains are growing and we're making them smarter, with the injection of Arh GAP-1-1-B, maybe we should rethink and get rid of them. Now, I'm sure PETA is way against this, man.
Starting point is 00:08:25 They're using the monkey fetuses and monkeys and we're just killing them. They are not happy with it at all, I'm sure. But better than letting them live, really, isn't it? Because if we start breeding from the ARH GAP-11B, now you're talking about perhaps some issues that you don't want, you know, like what happens in the documentary
Starting point is 00:09:02 rise of the planet of the apes, although I know it's a little bit different. I got it. Don't look at me. Jeff, they didn't inject anything with the, you know, like the ARHGAP-1-1B. It was the medicine and that's what made, I know, I got it. I got it. But still, how about we not do that? What do you say? Let me just let that one go. And then in Canada, we'll go down the list of animals in the news, news, news, animals in the news.
Starting point is 00:09:37 Canadian officials. warning drivers, do not let moose lick your cars. Now, you may say to yourself, why would a moose want to lick my car? Well, it's funny you say that because in the north, you know, like say Canada's Alberta province, it's really cold and snowy and icy. and they use salt on the roads. And the salt gets on the cars. And the moose lick the salt off the cars.
Starting point is 00:10:18 Huh. And then, you know, they are kind of obsessed with it because they like the salt. And so, you know, they get salt from the lakes in the park. But now the mooses have figured out, you know, these humans let us lick the cars. And the cars have salt on them. So we're just going to do that.
Starting point is 00:10:42 And people park on the side of the road to try to get a glimpse of the moose and take pictures. And of course, it's very, very dangerous because we don't want moose to start thinking that it's okay to come up on humans. And if you hit a moose, I mean, mooses are a little bit bigger than you think. There's some big animals. And so if you were to hit one, you would take the most. the legs out from under it and where is the body of the moose going? Through the front windshield, my friend. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:11:15 And I never, never forget my cousin was telling me about hunting moose. I've never gone hunting for moose. But he used to hunt with a bow. And not a person named bow, but he would bow hunt, as in bow and arrow hunt. And one of the things that mooses do is when you're in the brush and they sense you're there, they will charge you. They are not real kind. And so you've got to be on the lookout.
Starting point is 00:11:44 So if you start, you know, letting the moose lick your car and then drive away, they may attack you. And we do not want that. Plus, according to this, you know, we're seeing more moose now because the wolf population is decreasing, which means there's fewer predators and the moose population is going up. It also means people. need to be respectful and give them safe. I wonder why the wolf population is decreasing. That's an interesting thought.
Starting point is 00:12:17 We don't have to look into that. I'm sure it doesn't have anything to do with climate change. More to do with evil humans. And, of course, that leads you into climate change. Either way, don't let the moose lick your cars. Okay? Okay. No. Okay. Now, okay. I can't stop saying okay. Okay. We've heard for years that it's important to have a diversified portfolio, stocks, bonds, mutual funds, that kind of thing. But if you've ever looked at a breakdown of the most successful portfolios, you'll typically see a diversified set of real estate. So why isn't it one of the first asset classes you consider when you're looking to diversified?
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Starting point is 00:15:05 slash jeff okay okay back to animals in the news so apparently there's a tiger that has had what they're calling the longest walk in history it's a bengel tyler tiger it's breaking records for its 3,000 kilometer prowl in western india Now, it's on this long walk looking for a little tiger bidness is what the walk is all about. So they're saying it's either in search of prey, territory, or business. Now, no tiger, I don't care who you are, is going to walk for 3,000 kilometers. I mean, really, do we even know how far that is? 3,000 kilometers unless they're looking for some big. They heard that somewhere along the way there was a female tiger out there that was ready for some abitness.
Starting point is 00:16:11 So the three-year-old cat, affectionately dubbed Walker, is looking to settle down for some sexy times. And it's in the Deyanga Ganga Sanctuary. Den Yang Ganga. den yang ganga sanctuary where he will enjoy alpha status as the only male tiger in the park nice so according to the state forest official he has no territorial issues and he has adequate prey so he is walking around looking for a little business now they're saying hey why don't we just introduce a female to the area ooh now it sounds on the surface like a good idea. Here, she's all yours. But what happens now is that Walker then takes care of business. And they start having little baby tigers. And then now you're looking at baby tigers getting to be bigger tigers.
Starting point is 00:17:23 And now you're talking about bigger tigers looking for more food. and more business. So we don't really want that. No, thank you. Thank you. No. So apparently they tagged this tiger or put a collar on them. And they've recorded more than 5,000 unique locations in the region,
Starting point is 00:17:50 but logged one unfortunate encounter with a human. The man who was accidentally injured. Uh-huh. Now, he escaped without life-threatening injuries because, you know, the tiger was like, dude, I'm just out here looking for some business, man. Why don't you leave me alone? Okay? All right, that's fine. So apparently there's about 3,000 tigers left in India or on the planet.
Starting point is 00:18:17 All right. So let's see, let's see. New territory. India's tiger population accounts for 70%. Okay, so India has 70% of the 3,000 cats on the planet. all right so and they hold 25% of the world's tiger habitat which isn't really that much it's kind of shrink it down which makes it you know a little bit easier for the tiger to catch up with some business so one cat requires about 500 animals and it doesn't say whether that's a year
Starting point is 00:18:51 or a life or how many i guess that's maybe you know if that's a year, man, it's a fat cat. It's got to be life, right? So within the tiger's lifespan is 500 animals. But if you start having babies, now you're talking about, you know, thousands of animals needed. So just, you know, I say,
Starting point is 00:19:15 why don't we just drop in a, you know, a female tiger for some bidsiness and then take the female tiger away? There you go. I solved your problem. You're welcome. I know. That's what I'm here for.
Starting point is 00:19:27 You're welcome. welcome. And Tiger King star, Jeff Lowe, is now sued by the Department of Justice for violating the Endangered Species Act. Okay, so they're suing the current owner, which is Jeff Lowe, of the exotic animal zoo, which is the Tiger King, alleging that the animals were in bad shape, decomposing big cat carcasses were found on the premises. So, Now they're saying that Jeff and Lauren Lowe violated the Endangered Species Act and the Animal Welfare Act while operating the greater Winwood Exotic Animal Park in Oklahoma. So, I mean, they've been in trouble, right? They're saying that the USDA Animal Plant and Health Inspection Services found a number of animals in poor health and hygiene.
Starting point is 00:20:20 One lion cub was lethargic, depressed and thin. I mean, I guess you can tell when the lion's. lion cub is depressed. I mean, you can tell that they're thin, sure, but how are you feeling today, lion cub? I'm depressed. Oh, okay. And one would not get up out of the mud even after prompting yet. One was like, I'm not moving.
Starting point is 00:20:42 Okay, just leave me alone. One cub diagnosed with upper respiratory infection, dehydration, urinary tract infection, foul smelling, partially burned and decomposing big cat carcasses and broken down refrigerator truck containing rotten meat. he's in trouble, big trouble. But on the flip side of this, do you care? Because I don't. I mean, I care about the, no, let me get this straight.
Starting point is 00:21:12 Do you care about this Jeff Lowe? Nope, I don't. I don't care about Jeff Lowe. He came across as a real kind of not nice guy on Tiger King, although everybody on Tiger King was so nice. But he just came across as a person that you don't really care about. And so if he's in trouble,
Starting point is 00:21:38 what a shame. But he's got his 10 minutes of fame and good for him. And then one last animal story. Animals in the news! Along with humans, actually. Johnny Rotten, Sex Pistol Star. You know him, you love him. He's living in Venice Beach, California.
Starting point is 00:21:55 I mean, that'd be kind of cool walking along Venice Beach. And hey, there's, Johnny Rotten. So he's 64 now, and apparently he's befriended some squirrels. Now, if you're Johnny rotten, I don't know if he's got any cash left, what he makes, where he makes his money, how he makes his living. I don't know what he's doing if he's still, you know, making a living being Johnny Rotten. He's got a new book. I could be wrong. I could be right. I'm determined to keep my, you know, I could be wrong. Oh, that's not the title. The title of the title. The
Starting point is 00:22:28 title of the book is I could be wrong, I could be right. But as the paragraph goes out, I'm determined to keep my squirrel friends independent. I don't think that's the title of the book. So apparently he's befriended these squirrels. And now the squirrels had fleas. Okay. So the fleas bit, or at least one flea, bit Johnny Rotten on his man part. And now he's saying, well, hey, I'm
Starting point is 00:22:58 befriended these bunch of squirrels and I'm now smothering myself in Vaseline to ease my discomfort. But I'm not going to blame the poor squirrels. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. It was itching. The only way to ease it is Vaseline, my legs and Vaseline around it. Wow. Johnny, dude, what are you doing, man? I know, you know, you're 64 now, but you're still Johnny Rotten.
Starting point is 00:23:32 And you're living with squirrels on Venice Beach. Oh, how the mighty have fallen. All right, let's go to the break room. I need a cold drink of something refreshing desperately. Oh, my gosh. So good. Hey, let me remind you if you're listening to this show right now. And you are not a subscriber to chewing the fat with Jeff Fisher podcast.
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Starting point is 00:25:18 we're coming to America too. Coming the number two America. I am so looking forward to this movie. Eddie, Eddie Murphy, please, sir, with Arsenio Hall. Please, sir. Sirs, don't let me down. Please. I know it's going to be funny. Just make it funny. Okay? Just make it funny.
Starting point is 00:25:46 James Earl Jones, Sherry Headley, John Amos, Wesley Snipes, Leslie Jones, Tracy Morgan, Kiki Lane. Eddie's pulled out all the stops, so let's make it funny. Because the first coming to America in 1988 is got to be one of the first. funniest movies of all time. It's a love story. It's a travel story.
Starting point is 00:26:17 It's one of the funniest movies of all time. In fact, it's on the top of my list. Coming to America and then maybe Hangover, the first one, the top two. Hangover is numbered. Hangover doesn't quite make coming to America. status, but it's pretty close.
Starting point is 00:26:37 Now we go through those movies. If you subscribe to my YouTube channel, Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher, you'll see my wife and I did a pillow talk, and we went through a bunch of our movies. We're going to have to do an Instagram live or another YouTube video of the ones that we missed, but we made a three-part series, my movies, her movies, and our movies. And so subscribe to the YouTube channel, Chewing the Fat,
Starting point is 00:27:04 and it's called Pillow Talk movie time. And the first one was released this weekend called Jeffies. And then we're going to release you know, Amber's and then ours. And it's fun. We go through the movies and we talk about it.
Starting point is 00:27:18 And I mentioned how this movie is No, No. I haven't watched Hangover in a while, though. I haven't watched coming. I haven't watched either one coming to America or Hangover in quite some time, you know, for me. And so I might have to sit
Starting point is 00:27:34 through one of those soon. Just to get, you know, get it back into the flow of remembering lines. Oh, man. We have made my wife so angry about coming to America. My oldest son and myself can go through this whole, just go through a day of quoting lines from the movie and trying to have conversations with the, lines from the movies with real life conversations and she is so incredibly sick of it
Starting point is 00:28:12 and it's she gets so angry that you want to keep going because she's so angry over the lines and I just don't understand why it's so funny it makes it funnier because she's mad. And it goes over so good. Oh my gosh. It goes over so, so good. So anyway, as I was saying, coming to the number two America is going to, it was supposed to come out in December, right? And Eddie's supposed to be hosting Saturday Night Live, I think, in December to promote the movie. But it's coming out in March now on Amazon Prime. I hop to it. And hop to it. Originally, it was a Paramount Pictures theatrical release.
Starting point is 00:29:18 The studio sold the film to the streamer last month, but had yet to finalize the date. So Amazon Studios, we know audiences around the world will fall in love with this hilarious, joyful movie, and there was surely become a timeless favorite. You had no kidding. So get on it.
Starting point is 00:29:35 All right. March 5th, 2021. Amazon Prime. coming the number two America. Not a paid promotion but I am looking forward to it.
Starting point is 00:29:53 I'll tell you that. So, Alex Trebek, who passed away on the 8th of November, a couple weeks ago, for those of you listening live today on the 23rd of November,
Starting point is 00:30:08 2020, coming up on Thanksgiving, too. Wow. those that were wishing for 2020 to be over, it's almost over. And I hope and pray that we don't look back on 2020 and say, man, I wish it was 2020 again. Because that could happen. That could happen, my friends. That could happen.
Starting point is 00:30:39 Anyway, Alex passed away after his battle with, pancreatic cancer. And so people are wondering who's going to take over the reins of jeopardy. Right? It's got to be somebody that you never, it's all, you know, the old line, the old saying, you never want to be the guy that replaces the legend. You always want to be the guy that replaces the legend's replacement. And so, you know, nobody's going to take Alex's place now,
Starting point is 00:31:09 especially the iconic level that Alex was on, right? So you just want to have someone that's going to just hold the torch. Someone that's not going to drive the torch into the dirt and put it out. Right. So, and Alex's shows go through Christmas, I think. Right. His last show is going to be a special Christmas show of it. And I guess people got a petition going.
Starting point is 00:31:40 And they want, they've decided. that LeVar Burton should be the next host. That's not a bad idea. I like LeVar Burton. He could do it. Remember reading Rainbow for 21 years? Star Trek Next Generation.
Starting point is 00:31:56 I mean, he's been around for a long, long time. And, you know, he's got the petition out there going for LeVar to replace. Now, are the Jeopardy people going to listen to change.org petition? doubtful. But I don't know who to replace. I don't know who you're thinking of to replace Alex. You're going to, you know, anybody that is really cool now is probably, you know, I don't know if they're wanted to do Jeopardy.
Starting point is 00:32:29 Game shows are fun. I would love to do a game show and it would be fun. But, and Jeopardy, I mean, look, you look smart doing Jeopardy. You don't have to be smart. Okay? You know the questions and answers. That's the way the game works. But you have to, you know, figure out which ones you want to use and bring them together and how it all fits together.
Starting point is 00:32:53 And then you've got to interact with the with the guests. So, I mean, it's a, it's a job. It's a job. And that's a good gig. A game show? Come on. That's a good gig. You work, what?
Starting point is 00:33:03 Three weeks in a row, knocking out four or five, four or five games a day. And then you're off? for a few months, that's a good gig. I'm a fan of that. I'm a fan of that. Work hard in a short spurt and then rest for a while. That's a good gig. You can quote me on that as well.
Starting point is 00:33:24 And I finally, I'm all caught up on Mandalorian, caught up on it this weekend, and the controversy over Baby Yoda, if you aren't caught up on Mandalorian, sorry. They had such a, you know, a big deal over baby Yoda or the kid eating these eggs from the lady frog in her species. I don't know if people know this, but the show isn't about real people. So everything about it is make believe.
Starting point is 00:34:04 So it did seem out of sorts. that maybe Yoda would be, you know, eating these eggs. But the kid's got to eat, right? And, you know, so it likes the eggs. And, you know, it eats the eggs. And it made it kind of cute that the kid, maybe Yoda, was always trying to get the eggs and fool around with it.
Starting point is 00:34:31 But let's be clear, okay? They're fictional characters. So get over it. It's not about extinction level events, okay? And I know, I know, we're still in the battle of, you know, the election, but I just can't. I can't. I spent all morning filling in on Pat's show this week prior to the holidays, and we covered it quite extensively of what's going on with the election and the election and
Starting point is 00:35:06 the recounts and the world between Trump and Biden. So if you want to, you know, if you'd like to hear what that is up to, you can go back and listen to the podcast of Pat Gray Unleashed from this morning, for those of you listening live, 1123, 2020. But we still have, you know, COVID-19 to worry about. I mean, Pfizer officially asked the FDA to clear its COVID-19 vaccine for emergency use. emergency is relative. The FDA is expected to take about three weeks to issue a decision.
Starting point is 00:35:40 Come on, FDA. This is some of the stuff that Trump was talking about fast-tracking. Let's get on it. I mean, we fast-tracked the vaccine creation. Let's fact-track this as well. It's not full approval, of course, but it's just, you know, they can, it allows public health emergencies, allows them for a limited number of doses to be distributed. Okay, let's get to it.
Starting point is 00:36:05 Moderna reported a 94.5% effective vaccine. Remember, they are going to file for that application soon. That means, you know, 20 million Americans, at least healthcare workers and the elderly could be immunized by the end of the year. Good stuff. A regeneron gets emergency U.S. clearance for COVID-19 therapy. Revdyspher. according to the who says that it has no meaningful effect.
Starting point is 00:36:40 I'm COVID-19 patients. Really? Huh. Hmm. That's weird because I was pretty sure that's one of the drugs that Trump said was good. I wonder if that has anything to do with it at all. You know, no, right? Just because Trump says something is good doesn't automatically mean others are going to say it's bad.
Starting point is 00:37:02 I was just stupid, right? Right, right. You know, and another thing that makes the city of San Francisco, if you're thinking to yourself, man, I want to move to San Francisco. And I'm sure that many of you were just thinking that, as a matter of fact, or spent the weekend thinking, you know, honey, maybe we should move to San Francisco and get out of where we're, we're at because I'm sick of being here.
Starting point is 00:37:35 And when you're sick of being someplace, where else do you think about going other than San Francisco? Well, sure, San Francisco has streets filled with poop. Sure, San Francisco has streets filled with drug needles. Sure, San Francisco has hotels filled with homeless people, you know, creating garbage and trash and smelly room. and sure, you know, they have all that. But they've also now got a big problem with used masks, gloves,
Starting point is 00:38:13 and other personal protection. Well, PPEs littering the Bay Area. Yay! So now the garbage problem in San Jose has gotten so bad that the city has decided, you know, we need to do. do is come up with a program called cash for trash. No, that's not a movie on one of my websites. Although it could be, cash for trash.
Starting point is 00:38:49 It's a program that's going to pay homeless people to pick up garbage. Huh? Now that, that is genius because, I mean, homeless people want to want to pick up the trash that they're throwing on the road and get paid for it, right? Right. So, good luck to all these cities. Good luck. I know that they've, you know, they're looking for ways to clean up the sidewalks and the streets and get rid of the homeless and get rid of the trash and the poop and the needles.
Starting point is 00:39:27 And now they want to get rid of the masks and the gloves and all the other. PPEs, but, you know, cash for trash. Maybe the Poop Patrol will pick it up as well. If you're out on the streets picking up poop, why wouldn't you pick up masks and needles and any other, I don't know, trash? Just because you're out with Poop Patrol, does that mean you only can pick up poop? I would argue, no.
Starting point is 00:40:02 I would argue that the Poop Patrol in San Francisco needs to pick up all trash. But, you know, I don't work for the unions. So the union would disagree. Oh, no. If you're out part of the Poop Patrol, well, then that's it. You just pick up poop. So they want to get this done, though, because it's going to start raining soon in California. And they don't want to have what they're calling the fall.
Starting point is 00:40:32 flush. Oh, there's trash running into the streams, creeks, and rivers. Yeah, that's a good move. The fall flush. Looking forward to that, California. All right. I know, you know, I try to steer away from politics as much as possible. But this question was sent to me on Facebook, Jeff Fisher Radio.
Starting point is 00:41:05 And, of course, you can, you know, follow me on Facebook, Jeff Fisher Radio, Instagram, and Parlor. as Jeff Fisher Radio, Twitter, at Jeffrey JFR. Those of you listening to the podcast are probably followers, but if you're not, hop to it. But I was sent this question from Edward, who posted it, you know, on his friends list, which I mean, Jeff Fisher Radio is one. And his question is about the post-election kerfuffle that we're in. and he wanted responses, no Trump supporter responses. He wanted specifically, he asked for an honest response
Starting point is 00:41:47 because he claims what's funny is the Biden people all say, get over it. It's over, it's done, you lost. When HRC and the entire DMP spent four years not getting over Trump or in 2000 over GWB, not one can even admit that anything looks strange. Nothing to say. see here. Four swing states, specifically five cities all completely run by Democrats, all of them
Starting point is 00:42:15 made it hard or impossible for observers, all found hundreds of thousands of votes just for Biden, all stopped counting on November 3rd, something never done before, all with wacky new mail-in laws, and so many Biden only votes, and exceptionally low rejection rates with all new procedures. With new Dominion software, a company locking up office. and running for the exits. Biden got 10 million more votes than Obama and never had a rally as big as 200 people show up. More Trumpers at his rallies than Democrats. The fake polls said Biden by 16 points, and nothing at all is questionable. I don't know who really won, but Ohio by eight points, Michigan, Wisconsin, Pennsylvania, all in about same demographics, all went Biden by slim margins.
Starting point is 00:43:02 And honestly, only by three cities, Detroit, Philadelphia, Milwaukee. Not exactly bastion. of integrity and elections, and statistically compared to Cleveland, wildly anomalous. And everyone in the media or Democrats can honestly say nothing looks suspicious. After three years of Russian collusion, over $100,000 in Facebook ads,
Starting point is 00:43:23 be honest. Or are you afraid of the answers you will find? Look, the honesty is that we all want to believe something really, really bad went on, but there's no proof. And so we can't, we're stuck with what we have. with proof that's in front of us.
Starting point is 00:43:42 Do I want to believe it? No. But there's a lot of things that I look at and I don't want to believe and yet there it is. So we'll see. We'll see. You know, we covered the whole
Starting point is 00:44:00 attorney Powell thing on Pat's show this morning. I don't want to get back into it again. But I just, you know, I want you to know that people are still questioning and this is where we're at. And, you know, you're probably, questioning and if you're not questioning then you know you're good to go you're good to go and this is where we're at an america will survive america will survive and that's that's i think what we need to focus on now america will survive and we need to be a post haste on america will survive and do
Starting point is 00:44:32 the things that we can do to make sure america will survive speaking of surviving. Cannon or Operation Varsity Blues. I know. Mosimo, reported to prison. He's in. He's there. Remember we talked about him, shaving his head,
Starting point is 00:45:09 and we saw him getting ready to go, and he's all in. He's all in for his five month stint. Lorry is still in. We're getting reports that the daughters are crying and all, I'm sad. Mommy's not home. These are adult children. My gosh. Get over it.
Starting point is 00:45:24 But Lori will be out by Christmas. You know the prediction from chewing the fat. December 18th. She's out. They are talking about Lori being scared and lonely. She'll be fine. She'll be fine. It's okay.
Starting point is 00:45:42 And good news, the daughters, while saying one thing that they're struggling and times are tough, you know, Jade is again posting on Instagram, so life is good. Life is good. And you know, things probably aren't really well with Mossimo and Lori. They just kind of stuck together here through the Operation Varsity Blues thing. But when you start talking about after the time served and Lori's been home for three months and then the big Mossimo gets out and it's going to be I did time. And I paid for the kids.
Starting point is 00:46:26 And now it's time to move on. We don't want to hear any more about Operation Varsity Blues. Tonight's episode, Freedom. And I had to laugh. I'll leave you with this today. Thanks for listening to Chewy the Fat, too, by the way. I really appreciate it. It means a lot.
Starting point is 00:47:02 To me, to my family, to my loved ones. Anyone that's important to me, it means a lot. And so you're really spreading joy and cheer over this holiday season by subscribing to chewing the fat. Man, I thought that. I almost sold that pretty good, I thought. I saw this post, and it made me laugh. I lolled. I lolled.
Starting point is 00:47:24 And, you know, I'm going to share it with you, and I appreciate it. It's a joke. It's not a joke, but it is kind of a joke. And I think we all can relate to the fact that our parents always want to be. more than what we aspired to. So, they're on an airplane and the post is flight attendant. Is there a doctor on board?
Starting point is 00:47:49 Dad, nudging me. That should have been you. Not now, Dad. Not asking for a graphic designer to help, are they? Dad, there's a medical emergency happening right now. Why don't you save them as a PDF and see if that helps? Come on now. I don't care who you are.
Starting point is 00:48:10 That's funny. You know, unless you're probably a graphic designer, then you're like, that's not funny at all, man. I don't even know why you're joking around about it. Because it's funny. That's why.

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