Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 52 | John McAfee Censored

Episode Date: March 16, 2019

Jeffy decides to re-air the interview with Presidential candidate John McAfee Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

All welcome to it. A special Saturday edition of Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher. By the way, before you keep going, I'm not liking you always bringing me to work on Saturdays. Can we just record it like on a different day? What do you have to make me come in on a Saturday? I'm always here. Seriously, you're going to complain about this now?

I am going to complain about this right now. I know we took some Saturdays off, but like, dude, that's enough. It was supposed to be something fun on Saturdays, but now we just take it too seriously. This is just a quick hit. Is it? Yeah, just a quick hit.

Is it? Yeah, just a quick hit. Is it? The interview is, what, 10, 12 minutes long? Yeah, but how far do you live? I live in New Mexico. It's like. Exactly.

Same here. I live in Oklahoma. So a two-hour drive for a quick hit. Does that make no sense for nobody? Sorry to have you, have you do your job. Oh, well, there's always someplace else you could work. Would you like fries with that comes to mind? So today, Saturday, the 16th of March 2019.

You want to give him the time to? What time is it, Jeffrey? What is your problem? Seriously, what is your freaking problem? I do not want to be here. The reason I'm telling you the date is because today I'm going to re-air an interview with John McAfee, who's running for president of the United States. Now, John told us in this interview earlier in the week.

Earlier in the week we interviewed John, and he was drunk and stoned. And I let the interview go unedited. And so you can go back and listen to Tuesday's podcast and listen to it unedited. And he is, and enjoy it. It's enjoyable to me. But I wanted you to hear it again. because today at 3 p.m. Eastern, he's having his big rally in New York and Manhattan, and it's going to be fascinating to see how it actually plays out with his masks and his virtual

and the whole thing. Because it failed. The first one failed. And he had readily admits that in this interview. But I edited this interview, or I mean, I had Chris. Don't you dare take credit for this. I went in there, listened to the Iran, and I edited 11 words. 11. On behalf of the list. A Saturday.

On a Saturday, I edited this. Listen to the whole interview. On behalf of the listeners, then, Chris, thank you for doing your job. We really appreciate it. But I wanted you to listen to it and see what he had to say and the possibility. He's a fascinating guy. But I did edit it. You know, the people.

I had the people on the show edited it. And so you could enjoy it again. John McAfee running for president. And listen. I'm going to have him back on sometime soon. and I know you don't want him to be drunk and stoned, but you have no idea how I do. So one person that's running that is amazing,

and the man isn't even, I mean, technically, in the country, is John McAfee, who is joining us on chewing the fat right now. Hello, John, sir. Hey, how are you doing? It's good to be here. I am fantastic. Thank you so much for coming on today. It's good to talk to you.

How's it going, first of all? Can you elaborate at all where you're at? Other than the planet Earth? I'm very clear now with where I'm at. I'm in Georgetown in Exuma in the Grand Bahamas. I'm there with four of my volunteers. We just came back from Stockton Island. We took the speedboat over.

I'm drunk and we just arrived back. I apologize for not considering your show. I'm so angry right now, John. I can't tell you. You're making me so mad right now. I wish I could be there to drink with you, to be honest. That's okay. No problem.

I appreciate you taking a little bit of time out because I'm fascinated with how you're running your campaign. And, you know, still, a lot of people, are you still involved? You're still going to have the mask rallies and being able to talk and shake hands in abstentia and meet the people that are going to vote for you? We had the first one in Times Square last weekend. Nice. Technologically did not get pulled off. we're doing it again.

I was going to say because I don't remember here. Okay, this weekend. It will be perfect. Excellent. So, yes. Excellent. That's the only way I can attend conferences, do keynote speeches, and attend rallies. Otherwise, I'd be arrested.

No matter what country I'm in, you know, the long arm of the United States government, it's the longest arm in the world. Yeah, no kidding. I think he gets that from excessive masturbation, but I'm not sure. That's very possible. That's very bad. What is that? You're still on the run.

Is there any resolution in the near future with that? No, it's actually very odd. A grand jury was convened in Jackson, Tennessee on the 22nd of January, with the intention to indict six people, myself, my wife, and four of our campaign workers. That grand jury was, in fact, convened. We've heard no word, and it's now much. Either the charges against me and my staff are so excessive that it takes months even read, or something strange has happened.

Yeah, something strange like they couldn't pull it off, and that'd be kind of... And I'm thinking that's it, and now they're embarrassed. However, do you understand? Only two countries in the world continue to use the barbaric, system of grand juries. One is the United States, the other is Libya. Now, Chelsea Manning

yesterday put out a statement which I absolutely agree with 100%. I don't care what you think of him. And you should not care what I think of him. However, what he said about the grand jury system was spot on. It is a Billy Clark to beat

recalcitrant citizens into line. And that's all it's used for. So who knows what is you understand that when a grand jury is convened, I'm not allowed to know that it is even convened. It is secret. I am not allowed to testify. If I am called to testify, I am not allowed to bring a lawyer. I can't bring by the lawyer. The other can't be in the room, right?

You cannot be in the room. Right. Now, the only person who can present evidence is the prosecutor. But please God, people, look at this. Look at this. Do you understand the nightmare under which we are living? We are slaves, people. Yeah, there does seem to be some changes in the system that needs to happen pretty fast, actually.

I can agree. I can agree with that. I don't know that those changes could happen, though. I mean, if you were, let's say, elected, how would you go about making those changes happen? I mean, it's still a Democratic Republic. I mean, you can't, you know, no one is supposed to be the king. May we speak frankly, sir? That's what we do here, sir.

I can't get elected. I know that. You know that. Everybody listening to your program knows that. Let's drop that as a possibility. And look at the facts. I can't be elected. However, I can sure as f***ing run.

I can short talk. And I can debate better than anyone that I know. It is not the president that changes America, Peacombe, Obama, the trillions of dollars on Obamacare, Obamacare being unwound now. That's all that happens in this country. One party gets into power, does some s's, the next party comes, nullifies it,

and does some more shit, which is nullified again. Right. We are living in an insane country. Not the country, but the country, but the government. The country is not our government. So please, God, people, we have lost it. We've lost it.

We have to get back to it. And we can only do that by accepting the absolute truth of our reality, the conditions under which we really live. You are not free. You pretend to be free with the full support of our government and the businesses that you work for

and everyone else who is in a structured power system that you're, yes, you're free but you're not you're not. You're right. Right. To being free.

So really, John... I'm smoking weed and doing drugs. Does that offend anybody? At least in your studio. No, it does not. Not here. No, it does not. Right then. Hopefully we continue to talk for thee then.

We absolutely can. That's what we do here, John. So then your main point is, is that you really just, you want the stage to open some eyes up. You know, you need the stage that running for the president gives you to at least open some eyes up and say, look at what is happening. Yes, that's all I want to. Listen, I'm 73 years old. I am the oldest man in this. room where I'm sitting and generally the oldest man in any

no that's a negative or a positive right the positive is I have seen more than you can ever imagine and in the strangest way and in the strangest set of paths and I have learned from it we need today and forever to dump the burden of the government that we created and which we carry. It is our only burden. And to do that, the only thing you have to do is open eyes and look around you. Please, God, it is so visible. Our government has gone so insane that we have become the stuff of its fear.

it fears us. It needs to. I don't know that it does. In my case, in my case, it's damn well better. I don't think it does, but it should. That's for sure. Rather than needs to, it should. For sure.

All right. So, John, I really appreciate it. I know we could talk. When is the rally in Times Square this weekend is when? It's Saturday? Well, yeah, we had the first one. And we did not pull it off properly. With all things human, there is error.

I did not expect miracles. And it did went well or not. This coming weekend, it will be the way it should be. Where the clones are actually me, they will do the talking about some computer screen. And they're wearing a black stocking over their head so that even if they need air and take the mask off, you don't know who they are. Right. Because they're you. They're supposed to be you.

They're representing you. Around 3 p.m. everybody who's in the New York City vicinity come. I've lived in New York twice for a total of four years. And for anybody under the age of 35, this New York City, Manhattan, is heaven on earth. I promise you. Well, with the exception of Bangkok, Bangkok was. Right.

It is heaven on earth. It is an energy field that 24 hours is. day. That's for sure. He can't sleep at 4 a.m. And you're on the living street and Broadway. Get fucking out something is happening. Absolutely.

The world does not stop there. Enjoy it. It was over 35. Get out of town. Come visit me. All right. So, John, listen, I'm going to let you go. I want to talk to you the first of next week so we can recap the gathering in New York

and see how it went and see what your thoughts are on that. Do you think we could, let's make that happen. You did pay me. Did you pay? Who paid? Oh, yeah. It's already paid. Okay, good. All right. Yeah, you bet. We'll see you next week. John, thank you very much, man. I appreciate it, sir. You bet.

John McAfee on chewing the fat. Wow. Oh, my gosh. That was fantastic. Yeah, that's the word I was going to say. I told you he was fun. I told you. I know. It was just enjoyable. Maybe it was just, maybe it was just me.

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