Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 53 | Egg Boy Brings Back The Chicken Dance

Episode Date: March 18, 2019

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Welcome to it. Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher. Thank you so much for coming along for the ride today. It was a fantastic weekend. Happy Monday. Good to see you. You look, I mean, you look great today. I don't care what anybody said to you earlier or yesterday or the day before, but you look great today. Now, you still have an opportunity to look even better because no one won the Powerball on Saturday. So it's up to $550 million, probably more, by. by Wednesday's drawing. So we still got an opportunity, an opportunity to hit big. And nobody hit the mega millions on Friday. So you got at least $45 million for Tuesday nights drawing. So you got an opportunity, two ways, to become a multi-millionaire.

Good luck. So on Friday, we talked about Thursday and Friday. Actually, we talked a little bit about the mob wars going on in New York. And they made an arrest this weekend. They arrested a 24-year-old man from Jersey. And they don't think it's even mob wars. So they don't even think it's a mob war.

They're thinking that this guy was mad at Frank Cali boy. So do we have another ram Paul situation? It's possible. Yeah. Yeah, he wasn't. Did he get Ram Paul? No. He wasn't piling twigs up on the yard.

No. We don't know that. But yeah, we do. We do. Yeah, we do. Because this guy apparently was pissed. If he's the right guy, he was pissed at Frank for not wanting him to date one of the nieces. Because he didn't like him.

Cali didn't like this guy. Thought he was a putts. Now, that's become proof positive with, you know, the part of the video where he hands the guy, the hands Frank the license plate and Frank tosses it in the car and that's what he starts shooting. Yeah, dufus. We got your fingerprints on the license plate. Duh. I mean, it was a perfect mob hit because it was so stupid.

But it wasn't a mob hit. And so, you know, do we have a mob war? Probably not unless, you know, the Gotti, Gene Gotti, who got out of prison, who everybody thought he was responsible for this hit, is now going to be in charge, right? He wants to take over no matter what. whether he was responsible for the murder or not. It's his family now.

He's taken over. And I like the hit where they talked about if they're going to give him an apology because we wanted to, he said, well, I wonder if they're going to give him an apology because they thought he was involved in the rub out and he wasn't. And one of the law enforcement officers said, yeah, well, tell Junior,

we'll apologize once his family apologizes to the Castellanos, the Lino and the Johnson families and all the other families whose relatives they've killed and got away with. I'm glad that particular law enforcement officer remained anonymous. So there you have it. There's not even mob wars going on anymore, sad. Plus, the other big news this weekend is April the Draft had her baby. we had the baby giraffe.

I am amazed that April had the giraffe on a Saturday the same as she did the last time. And almost the same time. Almost the same on time. It was like 10 or 11 o'clock for the last baby and it was 1243 this Saturday. I mean, it was close. So I guess it's just Saturdays

and within a three or four hour time period is where they drop giraffes. April says, It's not but it's the only time of having a kid. Yeah, I'm pregnant and watered around. You can watch on the live cam all you want, but I'm not dropping this kid until Saturday, okay? Congratulations.

And we'll figure out a name for it. They'll probably charge us a fee to log on and watch the naming. Yeah, because they're going to, you know, they have us pay for the stream and they have us pay for, get to choose the names. And then they say, oh, you know what, we like that one. And so they don't have to think about that. I mean, that's smart on their part.

Zoo Wars. I'm telling you, it's a new, it's a new National Geographic show. Zoo Wars. Tonight. I want to see it. We should be producing that as we speak. All right, another big story this weekend that was covered on social media and news reports. And our own Chris Cruz was involved with Twitter Wars.

Not Zoo Wars, but Twitter Wars. Twitter Wars. Social media wars this weekend because he took a side that was questionable. Even the Aussie Prime Minister took my side. Questionable. Now, the story, there was a, he's a politician from Australia. He's speaking, and he's wrapping up this little town hall. And everybody's standing around him asking questions.

And the next thing you know, this kid who is, taking, you know, has his phone up recording behind him, whacks this guy with an egg, an egg on the back of his head. Now, you hear the story and you think, oh, somebody waxed me in their head with an egg. I'm punching this guy. What's he doing? Now, I watched it several times because I wanted to,

there were a lot of people that were all for this politician slapping this kid. All right. Now, it wasn't like he beat the kid up. but some people Chris Cruz thought that slapping the kid back was wrong I have a question that now why would you say that

if I slap you in the back of the head with an egg just out of the blue you're talking you're in a press conference and slap egg in the back of your head your first reaction is pushback a pushback a pushback not a slap

not a slap so when you play the video I say play the video those of you that are watching on video you'll be able to see exactly what I'm talking about here on chewing the fat but if you're not watching the video

then you're going to have to just listen to it but you can you can hear the egg slap on the guy on the back of the head and the guy kind of turns around and he has that split second of what did this kid just do? And then he wax him upside the face. And then he slaps him again. And then it gets broken up.

Then we're done. It's over. Right? So, I can play it. And those of you that are watching on chewing the fat, go ahead and watch it. Right there.

Okay. So, I mean, you hear whack, man. I mean, it's not a little soft. Hey, I'm going to crack open an egg to fry. How else are you going to break an egg? You whack it. But the issue that I'm having with. with this is this is the senator that is um i don't know anti-sematic and anti-muslim

anti-man i'm not sticking up for him i don't care about what i was sticking up is for the action yes yes and i and that's a little back for this small case yes and then the problem having is that this is a 14-year-old kid that decides to put an egg on the back of his head and all of a sudden not only he gets slapsed by the senator he gets bombarded by five guys guys thrown on the floor, kicked and beaten. Now, the senator didn't do that. No. But his followers did.

And we learned something 2019 and 2018 is if your followers do it, the senator or the representative is responsible. I don't know about that. I don't know about that. I'm having a, you do not, I give you $10,000. $10,000 right now, Jeffrey. Today's Monday. from this Monday to next Monday

you're allowed to smack an egg on my head without me knowing out of the blue see what happens no one sucks back and you know all on Twitter no that's different now all on no it's not absolutely no it's not how do I know it's coming no it's not about knowing it's coming

and what's the difference it's about a safety and security B you don't know the person It's about not knowing the person. Of course, if I back you on, if I put an egg on the back of your head and you turn around like, what the heck? And then you see, it's me.

Of course, you know, you may get the half out of here and push me or something or laugh or whatever, look for another egg to throw back at me, something like that, right? Because you know me. But this guy's given, you know, he's wrapping up a town hall around people that are asking him questions and then

he gets an egg in the back of his head, turns around. This is where I caught. This is where I question. Okay, so he turns around. And instead of saying, what the hell? What are you doing? Instead of that, his reaction is turn around, look at the kid, and then slap him.

Yes. And then slap him again. Yes. So I am kind of, I'm questioning that because he had the opportunity. It wasn't, it wasn't turnaround hit. It was turnaround look, then hit. And hit. And hit.

Right. Well, only hit twice. Yes, but that's when they went over. followers. I don't care about. No, no, no. That's when they get all early. Yeah. The crowd broke them up. Yes. Now post that, I got no control over that. Those guys are

gulfuses. Those people should, those are the people that should be talked to. I guess. And that's what the police said. The police said they're not filing charges. Yeah. The kid is not in trouble. The people are in trouble. I don't go around slap breaking eggs. Don't, don't it's okay for somebody to come up behind

anyone and slap an egg on the back of their head. It's an egg. You will live. It's an egg. That's the point. Yes. It's an egg, Jeffie. Okay. And a lot of people, what if it was a brick? That's different. It's a brick. Oh, what if it was a gun? It's different.

It's a gun. I'm talking about it was an egg. I know that was an egg, but it was still an act of violence. If you put this on the use of force model, it was not an act of violence at all. Oh my gosh. Well, then what was it? Did he have, did he

tell us? Has he told us? What did he is, did he say it stands for your story is cracking up or it stands for you're about as weak as an eggshell or, I mean, what does it mean to him? Is it some kind of, you know, some kind of punk kid meaning in Australia? Okay, so on the, on the use of force of use of force model, which is this is what police officers use. Okay, that's not what I ask, but go ahead. No, but that's what I said. You took it somewhere else. What I said, no, you're absolutely right. But what I'm saying is this goes into maybe the threshold, the threshold area, which is the subject is resistant and active and the officer goes compliance techniques. That's what the officer's

supposed to do. That is what happens in that situation. You go, if you have a, the suspect, which is the kid, he's doing resistant active, the officer goes compliance techniques. There wasn't an officer there though. No, no, no, no. Because a lot of people was like, oh, if that was me, it was self-defense. Were you going to shoot him because he egged you?

You're going to... What? What? I mean, it does... You'll be found guilty for a murder. Stand your ground. Stand your ground. I'm being attacked by eggs. You're in public area. I'm being attacked by someone throwing eggs in a public area. I would if I'm allergic. My wife is allergic to eggs. You put an egg on her, she's

dead. Next? That's what I thought. Go ahead. No, I got nothing. Yes, you do. Yes, you do. I know what you're thinking. Why don't you just throw an egg on the back of her head? No, that's just wrong. That's not even funny.

But can she die because of that egg? Like if an egg... Yes. No, no, no, no. Seriously, is that how... No. Is there an allergic reaction? Yeah, there's some kind of allergic reaction. There'll be some kind of allergic reaction.

So do we know that? Death might not be eminent. But a lot of people who say, but he felt goose. He thought it was blood. Okay. Okay. I get it. But then again, if you think about it, it was an egg.

I know. And see, that's where I'm, okay, so I get the argument. It was an egg. And that's where I'm questioning. So he gets hit with the egg. and we played the audio and you can see on the video. Play the video again for the audience. Those of you watching.

It's hard, but I can do this. Now, see, okay, so he gets whacked in the head. Now, he doesn't turn around swinging, anything like that. He turns around and looks. Which is why I'm, which was my thing that I said with like, nobody turns around and punches. That right there was,

the perfect example of he just turned around, what is this? Slaps him in the face. Right. That's what I'm saying. Like, people are, oh, I'm going to turn around and punch him. No, because that video shows exactly what you are going to do. You're going to turn around. Wait, what just happened?

Oh, he hit me. And then you're going to go. Instead of saying, what, what, what are you doing? What? What are you doing? You little punk, right? Exactly. And that's it.

And if that senator. I cracked an egg on your head. because you're a douche. Exactly. If the senator would have done that, this egg boy would have not been talked about at all. I put an egg on your brain because your brain is scrambled, Senator.

Stop doing drugs. This is your... Maybe it was that their commercial. Seriously, do we know why he did it? I mean, what was supposed to represent? It was because... Oh, no, we don't know what's supposed to represent, but it was because of his hateful speak against...

I understand, but is that a new... I want to know if that's a new thing. Is that the new day or? Yeah. I mean, if I don't... like what you say. I get to scramble your eggs. Right. I get to break an egg in your head. I know the kid now is super famous. Everybody around the world like graffiti artists have a mural of him smack in a head.

Eggboy has been. See, it's not okay. I'm sorry that's not okay. No. It's not okay. No, no, no. Don't make him a hero. No. No. I agree with that. And then now there's like donations be made for the kid, blah, blah, blah, blah. And the kid came out and said, I'm donating all my donations will go to the victims of the shooting of the shooting of the church Christ's mosque. What about the chicken victims of the eggs? No, they don't get up. No, they don't get that. No, they don't get that.

But now he's being hailed as a social justice warrior, you know, champion. That's not what I'm defending. What I'm defending is for three minutes or so, a kid, 14-year-old, was held on the ground for an egg. kicked, beat up. There's pictures of the kid being held down by six, five to six guys. Should have slapped that egg on that guy's head. I'm waiting. You're right.

But we're past that. It happened. I know it happened. And I really, and I have a hard time being angry at the senator for slapping them. Although, although I also have a hard time. saying it's okay for him slapping that kid because he turned around and looked at him and realized instead of saying,

what the hell? What are you doing? And then confronting that, which he should have, he doesn't. He looks at the kid and then slaps it. I don't know. It's just really weird.

I do, I am really, I can't get past, I want to know what the egg stands for. I can't get past this. I want to know if that's, because if I have to start hoarding my eggs because people are going to be throwing eggs.

Because eggs do, I mean, they're not good for houses. You ever, if you're house egged, not good for paint. Oh, no. Have you ever have eggs on your car like being egged? Oh, no. Not good for paint. It's bad. I mean, eggs are not good for that.

And that's exactly what they're doing to your body when you eat them. No, they're not. They're good for you. But, and there was just another study on cholesterol of the eggs, too. You're not supposed to eat four a day. Do you eat four eggs a day? Have you ever eaten four eggs a day in your life? Wow.

Have you? No. No. Four eggs a day? I mean, there might be a time maybe once a week you have four eggs? Yeah. Yeah, like today I had four eggs and sausage. Okay.

Yeah. Are you going to have four eggs tomorrow? No. Are you going to have four eggs? I mean, that's right. You're just not. No. And just let you know, the Egg Boy did post a video saying,

and don't you try an egg a senator. I learned a hard way. Oh, good for him. Okay, good for him. Yes. I can't play because there's some cursing words and I don't have time to beep it. But that's why he said.

Why does he have to? Why do they have to swear? Well, because he just got beat up. He just got beat up. Come on. You just got, you're going to be like, oh, the world is lovely today. And I just learned a lesson.

They don't need to use that horrible language. Anyways But like The whole point of me Getting One of all First of all First of all

All you're on social media By the way First of all is me One of all Chris Cruz Go ahead One of all One of all

Y'all need to calm down The only reason why You guys made me Get my heels Double Down cord Duplen is because you came after me And I'm gonna

Yes It's an egg And y'all got all mad at me I'm going to follow you. I thought I knew you, Chris. Shut up. No, it was an egg, and I will not change. It was an egg.

That egg does not result on you getting beat up by the senator and five other guys. I'm sorry, that never my book. An egg will get you there. Absolutely not. And I will stand by that. And another one was, it's kind of fun to see you guys get all riled up when I just put, because it's an egg? It's just an egg.

It's just an egg. an egg. You all get all riled up. So thank you for making my week. And I was not upset at all. If you all thought, well, I was not upset. Jeffrey texted me, he's like, we're going to talk about this on Monday.

I'm like, yes, we are. Absolutely we are. Because it was funny. And maybe I don't know. Oh, so violence against another human being is funny now. Yes. When it's an egg, absolutely. Wow.

You know what's missing? The chicken dance. It's not missing because I don't want to say. Don't you dare play that. No. No, I said don't. The legend. Stop.

Seriously. Don't mind you want. I said, was it missing? Do you know how to do it? Do you not do it? You don't know how to do it. You do not know how to do it. Hold on.

I got to have record this. Hold on. You don't know how to do it. Hold on. I do know the chicken dance. And no, I don't want you to record me doing the stupid chicken dance. Thank you, Egg Boy. You made us remember the chicken dance.

Sad is what it is. All right. I just want to let you know that Chewley the Fat with Jeff Fisher and, you know, produced by Chris Cruz is available for the Late, Late, Late Show, starting at 2.17 a.m. I know that Carson Daly left. For what reason, I don't know. Apparently he had enough after 2,000 episodes. How many episodes, Chris, Carson Daly on the Late Late, or his show is Last Call with Carson Daly? Yeah, last call. He said in an interview of the day. they've done 2000 or by the end of this season will have been 2000, 2,000 shows. Right?

How many of us have you done? Right. Oh, well, more than 2,000. Okay. But I want to know how many episodes of the late, what is it, last call with Cars Daily. Yeah. Have you seen out of the 2000? From the beginning.

Because if you go back to the beginning, way back to the beginning. Because I want to know if you've seen as many as I have because I was, I was trying to do some, I was trying to do some math figure. Okay. Some ciphering. Can you use both hands? Some cipher. I went even went down to my toes. Oh, you went down to your toes.

I went to my toes and I wanted to get it right. Okay. So if you figure way back 17 years ago starting at zero and you come up and by maybe the end of this year. Starting where? Way back 17 years ago. It's starting at zero. So episode one.

And then you come back to this year. And it's almost 2000 the end of last call of Carson Daily. And it's got so 2,000 shows at the end of the end of the season. Yeah. So if you add them all together. All together. From the beginning to now. Because if you're the same as me, it's zero.

I watched none. By the way, I didn't even know he had a show. And to be honest, I thought NBC shut down after Jimmy Fallon. Just the turkey. Just the turkey. The pheasant, the pretty colors of the bird. Yeah, I thought it was just a peacock. So Jimmy Fallon is done and the peacock until the today show.

Booh. I did not know there was a late, late show. Well, that was what was called Last Call. Oh, sorry. Sorry. Sorry. But I'm just saying now they're going to have the late, late show. Amazing stuff happening.

But tonight, I'm so happy you chose our show. You have a big announcement. I do. I mean, a lot of things. Oh, my gosh, that's not so soon. Oh, my God. You're looking at a heart attack already. Quest over there just like, let's go.

Let's keep it rolling. Well, yeah, I do have a big announcement. I mean, I've done a lot of exciting things this year. You know, I've started my own production company called, you know, Cardaling Productions. Great. What's it called? Creating Dope.

And so I did want to announce something on the show. You're creating dope things, too. I want to say, I could not be more thrilled to do it on this show. And I really do mean this, Jimmy, because I know you all watch him and he's so funny. But Jimmy is one of the nicest human beings on this planet. Truly, I mean that. Yeah, I know. What's the name of your production company again?

Unicorn of Billy. The very first time I came on this show, from the very first time I came until right now, you've been such a support. I know. Well, that's because we love you. We do. What's your name again? And what show are you talking about? but I do have an announcement

and that is I know that's why we brought you out here that the girl is getting her own NBC late night show! All right! Yay! What's her name again?

What's her name again? I don't know. No, seriously. It's like Lily Singh or something, right? Yeah. Lily Singh. That's what I said. Lily Singh and she's got her own

production company, Unicorn Ability. I don't know what What is the production company? Yeah, I do have a big announcement. I mean, I've done a lot of exciting things this year. I know, yeah. I've started my own production company called Unicorn Alley and Production. Unicorn Alley.

All right, just look it up, see what it is. Seriously, because I like Unicorn of Billy better, but it's not it's Unicornial Alley. It's Lily Sings production company, Lily Singh's production company, Yuna. What did you say it was? Unicorn of Billy. Unicorn Island production. Unicorn Island productions.

Pretty close. You were close. Pretty close. Unicorn Island productions. Okay. Congratulations, Lily. You're doing great. Now, Lily is a big time YouTube star.

I've never heard of her. That's because, you know, you're not young and hip like the rest of us. Really? Yeah. Anyway, but I mean, when you're, when you're like, you know, guys like me, just hang out on YouTube forever. Do you? You? Just YouTube.

I don't like how they're trying to sell her to me because, according to this, She's a bisexual? I'm watching. Next. What do you mean you don't like that? If they're trying to sell me and they're just sold. No, no. Why do I care bisexual?

Because. Because they're trying to. The social, it's the social, the social world. So now we leave with your sexual preferences. Yeah, social justice. So straight Jeffie gets a new. I'm not straight. Oh, you're nice.

If I'm doing late, late, late show. Where are you falling to? I am. And the LGBTQI, ABC L MNLP. Oh. I'm under that rainbow. So you're fluid? Yeah, I am fluid.

In fact, I just started my own production company. And that is? Fluidability, Fluid Island. Fluid Island productions. Nice, nice. And do you do dope content? I do a lot of dope content. And in fact, Fluid Island is a great place for unicorns to come and drink.

No. Wow. Yeah, I know. I know. Really cool. So anyway, congratulations to Lily. But I'm just saying NBC that if you're, If you're looking for a late, late, late, late show,

instead of bool and the peacock, I'm here for you. Chris and I'll do it together, no problem. We'll not get out of the park for you. And don't even have to do a boosy little interview with Jimmy. Just put us on. Just take care of it. Jimmy doesn't want to do those anyway. Just have her on to promote it.

We'll bring her out. We'll promote the new show. Go ahead. She sat on his chair for a little bit. What? She sat on his chair for a little bit. Ooh. No, you don't get a good news for you there, unicorn ability.

The late, late chair, ain't Jimmy Fallon's chair. Okay, let's be, I mean, it's funny, ha ha, but no. Do they not know that TV's dead? Why are we having that? It's really interesting. Like, NBC, you have Jimmy. Okay, everybody loves Jimmy. I get it.

And I get why you like Jimmy. Sure. I like Jimmy. I like it. Then you have Seth. Who is that guy? I didn't know him until I saw a picture of him with, you know. Unicorn Island production people.

Wow. And then now you're adding... Is Seth part of the unicorn ability people? No, but he's part of the lineup, the NBC lineup. So you got Jimmy. She's not producing him, right? No, no, no, no, no. So you got Jimmy, you got Seth and now LilyPad. Like, dude.

I like that, actually, Lily Pad, that's good. Like, dude, who's watching? Seriously, who is really watching after Jimmy? I want to see those numbers. Okay, fine. The numbers are way down. Fine, fine. The numbers are down across the board for cable television as it is.

Fine. But let's give them. All right. Let's give him. Let's give it. Who is watching after Jimmy? Boop. I bet you if you put the peacock with a tone, you get more viewers. Then would you get with Seth and Lily Pad come back together?

Ever so often their face pops up in the peacock's face. Boop. Hey, there's Lily. Boop. You get a viewers on that. That's it. I don't know. I don't know the numbers.

I mean, is there easy enough to find out? But the numbers are down across the board for all network and cable television shows. We've seen that. It is surprising that the move from YouTube to network is trying to be promoted as a good thing. And that's all the way thinking. That sure is. That is. That is.

Hey, let me do something so I could get found by one of the top five networks. Now you can become. You're your own network. Yeah, you can become your own network. You know, the reason that you went to YouTube is because you didn't want the. gatekeepers. You went there so that you didn't want those gates. Now you're going to work for the gatekeepers? That is strange.

I don't understand that. Even for Lily pad. Lillipad. Weird. At Carson Daly, I mean, he's, you know, he's who, you know, the guy that was on before her that she's replacing was, you know, it's 2,000 shows, right? And how many shows have we watched? Jeffie? Me and you

combined, we watch everything on everything on cable is covered between me and you. I know. And we have not watched, and this is not us kidding around. I watch zero i didn't know he had i don't i honestly i don't know that i've watched a show i i joke around about zero but i'm trying to think like there's times when i've caught when it goes yeah some of those shows are on and i watch it and you want to see some an act that's on or you want to see you see a clip from the show uh you know and i'm trying to think if i've

actually even seen like they made a big deal about carson leaving and how many acts he's had on and he made a big deal about getting these uh music musical acts on saying hey just come on my show and send the tape to Jimmy or send the tape to the other shows to be on their shows, just do me first. And I'm trying to think, did I watch any of those clips? I don't. Who's willing to wake up

and do a show at one o'clock in the morning? Well, they're, I mean, show's not being done. Are you sure? Yeah. Because it comes on the air at an hour at 1.35 in the morning. Yeah, no, they're not something. Oh, so you don't have to wake up at that morning? No, you don't really. The show's airs. but they recorded a little bit earlier.

So what's the excuse? Like this show, for example. This show airs. When does it drop late in the afternoon? Sometimes. 5.30. You know what? Do you want me to push it to 1.35?

I'll really push it to one in the morning. Well, first of all, don't point that finger at me. Because all your subscribers? One of all, don't point the finger at me. But I just, the only reason I make fun of

not knowing the time of when the show drops is because it makes you so angry. It's the only reason I do it. Because I give you a good slot. 530 is a good slot. It's a prime time. I never said it. It's our prime time.

See, on the NBC is Jimmy, Seth, and Lilypad. Here is, you know, Jeffrey, Chad, Kibby. Come on. Okay. Kibi's LilyPad? Oh, that's sad. All right, so while we're going, we're going to walk over to the break room

because I am thirsty. But as we're walking over to the break room, I want to tell you that the deadly Ebola outbreak is raging again in the DRC. That's the, for those of you that aren't hip to the African continent, the DRC is the Democratic Republic of the Congo. Yeah. But the World Health Organization said that the deadly Ebola outbreak raging raging, raging. In the DRC, it should be. It should be over within six months. Oh.

Should it be? Maybe it could be a little bit shorter if they would follow instructions. Play from eyes that bleed. Don't lick vomit off the street. And I know you don't want to die. So slowly back away from that infected guy. Stay an Ebola free Stay an Ebola free

Don't eat that raw meat and see We'll all be Ebola free Keep away from those sweaty sheets Keep away from this charge that secrete's sand If you want to call me your fear Put down that glass of diarrhea Stay in Ebola free Stay an Ebola free

Don't touch others poop and pee And we'll be Ebola free Just wash your hands And you will see We can be Ebola free Follow that advice, DRC. I need a drink. We're in the break room.

Oh my God. So good. So apparently Burger King trying to catch up with the big coffee business that's going around the world telling that

hey, we're going to start out our coffee wars. So you can become... Coffee wars. Right? They're going to debut $5 a month coffee subscription service.

Any coffee? So So it's brewing up the breakfast war. So you have to have the app. All right. And you get $5 a month subscription, gets you one small cup of coffee daily. Nope.

For five bucks a month is a good price for a cup of coffee a day, right? Seriously, if you get a cup of coffee a day for five bucks a month. It's a normal brew coffee, though. But it should not be the smaller. No. There's a regular cup of coffee. I don't think if Berkin really wants to do this

what you do, you do the movie past thing where you could get any coffee $5 a month, any coffee. One a day. One a day. Yes. One a day. Any coffee.

Because Burger King, you only have like two different kinds of coffee. So calm down. Okay. I can't tell you the last time I had a coffee at a Burger King, but. I can tell you, it was 1998. Really?

That's the last time I had it? Apparently that's before they actually had breakfast. But go ahead. But I think if they really want to make it successful, you do it. I agree with that. And then here's the incentive. We have new coffee coming soon. Do a coffee bar.

Like McDonald's has a coffee bar now. I'm worried. The McDonald's got good coffee. Yes, they do. I like McDonald's coffee. Yes, I do as well. But I'm sorry, Berwickan, you need to go back to a drawing board because $5 a month for one small coffee. Agreed.

No. That as a consumer. does not attract me to your store at all. You know who you might attract? The senior citizens. But here's the thing. Their coffee is 40 cents at McDonald's. And they gave free refills.

That's actually true. You get the senior citizens for the $5 a month, but the senior citizens don't have your app. Exactly. So once they get... If you get our app, we can charge you five bucks a month. How about you just give me the small cup of coffee, okay?

And by the way, it's funny. You said that yesterday I was talking to a plumber, and I got in contact... Yeah, me too. to the plumber via the app, right? All I do is I look on the app all day long. Hey, there's another plumber and we talk. Oh, man.

We talk about... I'm trying to get my faucet fix. Oh, yeah, me too. Oh, okay. No, you got yours fix on Friday. We did, yeah. And that was your wife. She saved you $70, I think it was.

I don't know what she saved me, but she did what she's supposed to do as a woman. That's fixed what needs to be fixed in the kitchen. Oh, that was a man's job. Yeah, no, not my house. Okay. But anyways. So I'm talking to Joe, that's his name, Joe the plumber.

And he said, hey, he's got him from the app. I got him from the app. And then he calls me back and I'll say, wait, he's supposed to use the app. He said, I'm too old for this. Can you just tell me what you need? And I'm like, thank you. He goes, I was the first plumber here in Roanoke. And all of a sudden, there's thousands of houses.

And now I'm not the only plumber. I do not understand this app thing. So Burking, back to the drawing board. No doubt. No doubt. And Joe, maybe you have your grandson do some work with you every day, you know, like twice a week or something. Help you out a little bit, babe. Because it's time for you to understand.

I realize that, you know, it's no matter what app you're on, sooner or later you've got to have your arm up to your elbow and poop. I got that. That's a plumber's job. Yes. Okay, I understand. I've had two family members make small fortunes being plumbers. My uncle's a plumber. He has a nice little fortune.

Small fortunes with plumbers. I understand the business. But, Joe, plumber from the app, don't tell people you don't understand. Yeah. Okay, honey? Yeah. Don't. Don't do it, baby.

I love you. And, you know, I want to ask you this. How much do you think is to change two faucets in the bathroom area? Just change them out. You know, take the new ones. $50. Yeah, $200. bucks. What?

Joe understands overpricing. Yeah. Joe knows how to pre-in-priced. What? $200. No, thanks, Joe. And I was like, how long is the job? He's like, you can hire.

You go to, you pick up a couple of guys in front of lows. It'll do it for you for cheaper than that. Three, three, no, no, no, two, two, two. Uh, two. Uh, okay, okay. The back of the truck. It doesn't work for you.

I was like, ooh, Joe. Let me talk to the wife. Yeah. 200 bucks, man. That's a lot. You aren't lying. is big time. Joe, you need to rethink that, bro.

U.S. Postal Service, and you know my fascination with the Postal Service, and I should be in charge of that joint, but they are going to release the Sesame Street Stamps in 2019. I don't want to burst the Postal Service's bubble, but the Sesame Street stamps are not going to get you out of debt. You have to do a few other things, too. Call me.

Okay, call me. Also, I'm a big fan of Netflix. We're in the break room. We're just hanging out here. We're drinking a little water, drinking a little Coca-Cola Zero Sugar. And I love Netflix, and I've made no mistake. I'm a fan. And, you know, I pay them, whatever.

I pay them actually, I'm one of the top dollar payers of Netflix. Because whatever they charge me for the most amount of devices I can view on at once, I pay it. But this is the kind of thing that ticks me off about Netflix. Okay? they're going to cut the footage from bird box from the train crash. Nope. What? No.

Okay. So what's the difference between that and the satanic people saying that's our... Right. And you didn't cave on that one. I know. I don't understand it. So what's the difference? I don't know.

I don't know. And you didn't cave at the notebook either. Remember the notebook issue that they put a notebook at the end? was wrong, but it was from somewhere else, the original notebook. A, that was the European version. Yeah, exactly. And B, but they put in the wrong one. But did they apologize and put the wrong one? Well, they just said it was a mistake. They're looking into it. Exactly, but did they put the right one?

Yeah. Oh, they did? Yeah. Oh, so they cave on that. And because there was such an uproar, I'll have you know, that they ended up putting the notebook up on the U.S. Netflix. I saw the notebook. Yeah. I saw it. And those of us that, of course, had to. you have to watch it. Click on it and look at the end to make sure it's the right end. It's the right ending.

Yeah, it is. Did you watch from the beginning? Because that's the only way. No, because I've watched that movie a thousand times. So did you really click and we went to the end? You're damn right, I did. That is so cool. Is it the right ending?

Yeah. Oh, you're damn right I did. I was all ready, man. You were ready to what? What were you going to do? Oh, 1,800 Netflix. Really? Is that what it is?

1,800 Netflix. I'd have Reed Hastings out of the phone right now. Reed. It ain't pick up. He didn't pick up? No, he would if I called it. Of course he would. Please.

Mr. Haysings, Jeff Fisher on the phone for you? Oh, no problem. I got it. He'd be right there. Thank you so much for listening to Chewing the Fat. And I appreciate it. And one of the things that I don't appreciate, though, is you listening to Chewing the Fat and not subscribing to chewing the fat. You're breaking the law.

What are you doing? If there isn't a law, there should be. Well, we have a creed, which a lot of people are being asking us about our career. Yeah, I don't understand the creed thing. Why do we care about the creed? Because you said we have a creed. You decided when you were talking to the magic boy, we have a creed here on chewing the fat.

And then now people want to know what the creed is. I got to stop drinking. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes, you do. You got to stop hanging out with John McAfee or McAfee or what was the name? Maccafee.

Maccalfee. Maccife? You need to stop hanging up with him because he's bad influence. He has a bad influence. Speaking of John, you know, he had his big. thing this weekend in Times Square in New York. Did you see it? I saw some of it, some of the footage, yeah. It did not look good. No, it didn't. We have to get him back on and talk to him. We've got to help him with this. That was not what he told us it was going to happen. No, we've got to help him with this.

Dude, getting character. John, we've got to help it with this. There has to be, and there can't be, it's going to be too difficult to be one-on-one, high, high, to-ty-toy. It's got to be speeches, and it's got to be telling people what you think. And people that are there have got to to be people that are there have got to be just you. And it could be 20 people in the audience as you, while you'd say what you're going to do. And what happened to having the phone on the bob of the head? It's the whole thing.

He needs help. He needs a unicorn. No, no, no. He needs fluid island production. Yes. Yes. Thank you. No question.

Fluid island productions. We need to help him out. And we also, he needs to start living by our. creed. We do. Don't ask me what that creed is, but he needs to start living by it for sure. The Chune defy creed.

Back to listening to the show without subscribing. It's going to be a law soon. We're putting that in front of the Supreme Court soon for an overall law. In fact, if it doesn't go in front of the Supreme Court, we're going to put it in front of the World Court, so it's global. and if you listen to a show, like specifically to the fact, if you don't subscribe, bad things could happen. We don't know.

There's a lot of different outcomes and we'll let you know what is actually legal and what is it, but for sure what's illegal is going to be listening without subscribing. So please subscribe to the podcast. Are you going to bring it up with the Board of Governors? Yes, yes, I am. Yes, the Board of Governors. And when we discuss that, when we discuss some other things that are going on with the Postal Service, that's going to be one of them.

It could be mail fraud. That's what could happen. I think that's what it will be. I think if you don't listen to this podcast and if you listen to this podcast and you are not a subscriber, that's mail fraud. That's what's going to happen. I could be wrong. This is just off the top of my head. But when you subscribe, one of the bonuses is that when the show uploads, you're going to be, you're going to hear that.

Now, if you don't, there's a problem and we need to address that. But would you hear, boop? Oh my gosh, just two in the fat. I've got it. I can listen whatever I want,

no problem. Now, on Mondays, you're going to get two. Early on the day around noon, is she going to get, boop. And then the regular time

around 5.30, you're going to get, boop. How great is that? And then you delete the first one. The first, the first,

the first, boop, is talking walking dead. Delete. Why? Why? Delete. You don't delete this.

Talking about that. You want to talk about the walking dead. But, I do want to talk to you about something. It's a special podcast with Jason Mitchell and myself Maximus. Just delete. Just you download it.

But just delete. Just delete it. But I want to talk to you about this walking, talking walking dead. On Twitter, there was a, you know, memory. Like, oh, Twitter mentioned. Okay. Where it said that walking dead fans are upset at what happened last night. Okay.

Is that true? Yeah, the show, I mean, it was... Did it take a turn that you guys did not see? It took a turn where it should have been better. So it should have been a lot better. It should have been a lot better. So that's what people have problems with? They built us up.

They built us up one way and they really should have been better. So they built you up and is that what happened? For many viewers, that's what happened, yes. But for you, because you're the talking walking dead, you know, walking dead expert here. For the one person on the podcast, not me did had that feeling

had the had the just just pay attention I had about half of that that

that was it had about half of it Maximus had about a quarter and then he was done so it was disappointing Oh, okay. The show has been a great season.

This is it, right? No. Oh, no. Oh, no, that's the other show. That's Game of Thrones. Yeah, Game of Thrones. Now, that Game of Thrones comes out April 14th. Yes.

That's coming up. HBO, by the way. It's April 14th. That's even before these, yeah, yeah. But this season has been a really good season. It's turned around nicely. It's just that they've built this. See, that's when you delete.

Because all I care about was, like, it's a true what I saw. out in social media that you guys were upset. So see, this is why you, when you hear, poop and you started, just delete right afterwards. Find out if it's true or not what social media was saying. Just delete. For those of you that once you subscribe, then you can rate

and review on the podcast as well. And you want to rate it 20 stars, review it best podcast ever, and you're done. It's real simple. Thank you. So you're going to subscribe because you're going to follow the law. You don't want to be a lawbreaker, and you want to subscribe to chewing the fat with Jeff Fisher. And then once you've already followed,

Following the law, you're already here. You might as well rate and review it. 20 stars, best podcast ever. And the reason why we tell you to review is because we have an indoor, in-house competition. Right now, Jeff is on the two-spot, most rated show on the network. So. I am? Yes, you are.

You're the number two. Out of all the shows that we have, you're the second most rated, reviewed podcast in the network. Do I want to be number one? You want to be number one. you've already beat Glenn so you want to be number one who are we trying to be

do you want to know relatable with Ali Stucky I hate relatable with Ali Stucky You can't say that Why that's embarrassing That she's number one Man do I hate her

So she's number one You're number two Get her on the phone right now And number three is Steve Dase I don't care who's behind me I don't care who's behind me Allie Stucky is number one. That cannot stand.

We've got to take this. I mean, she's a statue that's got to fall. Yeah. And she's to be in you by queer white. What? 170. No, we don't need numbers. Okay.

We don't need numbers. 176. We don't need numbers. Oh, okay. Now, I don't want to know the numbers. The numbers just depress me. That's not the number anyways. But that statute needs to fall.

Oh, if that statute, we need to pull that statue. That's why you share. You rate and review. Rate it 20 stars. Review it. podcast ever and then for sure share it. I mean, you're already there, right? So just click share and then when it goes to your email,

the first one that pops up, just share it with them. Thinking of you, off it goes. And you could be like, you know, Sal saying Jeff Fisher for vice president and John McAfee for president, 20 stars, best podcast ever. I like that ticket. I would vote for that ticket, too. That might just write it in. Huh?

Write in McAfee Fisher. We don't get political here. Stop it. man do I hate Ellie Stucky now she's beating me with the thing we that that that statue's got to come down okay so those of you that reach out to Allie and tell her why has Jeffie hate you she's not going to understand all right don't do that so would you do that at least explain to her that here what you do is send her a link to this podcast thinking of you there you go that's so you've shared it after you've rated and reviewed it 20 stars of the best podcast ever I don't think she's a subscriber

That's just another reason why that statue has got to fall. And that statue's got to fall hard. So anyway, what's going on? I mean, of course. I think. You do? Oh, you think? I follow her on Twitter.

What do you want for me? I subscribe to you just like you want from her. I mean, I listen to her from time of time. I click on the way. Oh, then you're a subscriber. Then yeah, yeah. I don't know when it pops up on Twitter, I listen. Dude goes boop.

No. I don't get a boop so probably means I don't subscribe. You don't subscribe, yeah. That's a problem. All right, what's going on with China and the pigs? I want to know what's happening with China and the pigs.

All right, so first, we have China embracing facial technology on pigs. All right, we have that. Now, they've had a big battle with farms and the government taking over some of the smaller farms and stuff, but they also have a battle with farmers stealing pigs.

and the government stealing pigs. So they've got facial technology on the pigs. All right. I know. Don't. I know. What's the pig year? I'm sorry?

Is the pig year? It is the pig year. Yes. Absolutely it is. You're right. Yes. Thank you. Now, we also have the feds, our feds, seizing one million pounds of pork

smuggled from China to New Jersey port. Why? Now, this is all smuggling because it's amid the African swine fever outbreak. Good. Send it back. 50 shipping containers. 50 shipping containers in a warehouse in Elizabeth, New Jersey. And I don't know if you've ever been to Elizabeth, New Jersey.

But it's this time of year, beautiful. Oh, yes. I used to live in, we hawking. Yeah, I know all those. Did you say that? Like, I'm super. Oh, yeah. You're right, Jeffrey.

That's where it is. The seizure is an African. to battle the spread of African swine fever. We don't want to battle that here. Ship it back. Burn it. Get rid of it. Thank you. We don't want Ebola.

We don't want African swine. We don't want Chinese swine-African bug fever either. Any of it. None of it. I want it all gone. And maybe you can facially recognize the China's African swine fever pigs and ship them back. Or don't ship them at all. We need that wall.

Right. Trump is right. Thank you. We need that wall. China's already got a giant wall. How's that working out? Anyway, the, don't, we don't get political here. Yeah, no, I'm not getting political.

I'm just saying that China's already got a wall. How's that working out? That's all. I'm saying it's working out. Anyway, so this story pops into my social media feed. And no, I didn't get a boop on this either. So I don't subscribe to this story either. I know.

But I do, I just, as we were talking, I just went in and subscribe to the other podcast that we mentioned. I will tell you this, though. That ticks me out. I should have not told you. She's going down. We are bringing that statute down. So this story pops into my feet.

Now, the lady that cuts my hair is a big time pool player. All right. I know. Don't, don't look at me like that. But I have a special stylist that cuts my two or three hair strands that are left. Because I'm ready to shave it off, really, I'm ready to shave it again. I shaved my head.

I shaved my head for years and I'm ready to shave it again. You still got a lot of hair. What's that? You still got hair. I know, I know, I know. I know. I'm tired of it.

You're not there yet. You're not there yet. I'm tired of it. Time to shave it off. Not there. So I'm ready to shave it off. Gone. Have a nice day.

Now, so this lady that is my, she cuts my hair. You're a barber. Yeah. Stylist. Hair salon. Hair salon? My keeper.

Oh, I like that. Not hair salon. You're not a girl. She's a big time pool player. It's pretty cool. I know. It's really cool. She does tournaments in Vegas.

She does tournaments all over. Is she good? Yeah. Yeah, she's great. So it's made me kind of half-heartedly follow pool, you know, around the world. Just kind of an idea of what's, you know, what's happening around the world, what's going on with pool players. And, you know, how you make money and what goes on. they have the big tournament in Vegas, this latest tournament,

they have a big tournament of Vegas, all right? So you have to beat your leagues. They have different leagues and you beat the leagues, then you're able to go to Vegas and you get the trip paid for, right? And you're in this contest in Vegas. Now, what happens, though, is that even if you don't make it in your league, you can still go because the pool players all have a side games going on. So you can still go and make it.

a bunch of money on the side. And you can end up making more money and even having more fun than you do actually just playing in the actual tournament. I probably shouldn't be talking about this because now I've let the can out of the bag in the pool world. So in a snooker match in Great Britain,

they've got a, you know, they've got the big contest going on and it's, you know, Judd Trump and Ronnie O'Sullivan. They're two of the bigger snooker players. And Judd is lining up. Now, he's behind. in this match. He's behind, and he's lining up, and he's trying to make the shot, he's trying to make this shot in the corner pocket, which is going to, you know, pick up the pace for him.

You know, and so as, when you're at these events, they're like, it's like the poker events. Yeah, you know, you're there to be fans, but you're there to also be respectful. And, oh, you can only clap at golf. Like golf. Yeah. Yeah, golf. Tenets. I'm not ten. Yeah, tennis is that way, too. Yeah. Tenis. Tennis is that way, too. You're supposed to have that kind of. bowling. He's supposed to have that kind of respect. But when other people, when the wild ones take over, people, you know.

Yeah, you hear the gasp. So there's also people in the crowd that go wild from time to time that makes, gets frowned upon. Gets frowned on. Now, at this particular match, a couple of things happen. And they're both kind of the same thing. But the first one was kind of funny. And then the second one is not funny.

The second one, they get pissed. So he's lining up to get the shot. What the heck was that? He's lighting him to get the shot and somebody lets go of of gas. Now, so they all stop.

Right? I mean, the whole snooker badge stops and people are looking around and they're laughing. Even the pool players are just kind of somebody somebody's got a problem. And the announcers were great. The announcers were somebody's going to

what's going on. Someone's in real trouble. It could be sick right now. They're trying to cover up for somebody just letting one loose at the snooker match. So they get over there a little laugh, ha ha ha, and he's lining up again for the shot, right? And so they're already past the first attempt, and they've got it all lined up,

and he's lined up for the second one, and he's just getting her lined up. He's the 28 points behind, and in some ways he deserved to win a frame after a pot like that. Oh, see, and then he goes again. I'm not sure what's happened this time. Yeah, see now the announcer. are like, I'm not sure what it happens this time.

Now they're pissed. It's fairly rarely do you get that in the auditorium. Maybe there's someone maybe not just feeling too well at the moment. But I can't. I was getting the old evil eye there. The old evil eye. I mean, they are, the referees are pissed. They're looking to drag somebody out.

And that chick was mad. Oh, yeah. She walks up, she's like, I'm about to kill the next fight. Oh, yeah. Whoever you are, one more, one more fart. you're dead, you're done. That's it. So just remember tonight, you know, there are bad things that can happen

all the time. And while you're at home and, you know, the wife is maybe finishing up dinner or you just finished up dinner. She's in the kitchen. She's coming in. You're getting ready to sit down and relax. Kids are upstairs. You just want to have a nice, quiet evening

at home. That's not going to work out well. It's not going to work out well at all. Come on over. Just sit down, honey. Come on, huh? Just relax here in the living room.

That never works out well at all. Never does.