Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 534 | Fat Pile Friday - Sex, Drugs & Whiteness EDITION

Episode Date: January 8, 2021

Get your stimulus check yet? Kris Cruz had his baby…Nothin but Love… Lady punches another lady on airplane… More Americans ok with babies outside of marriage… A lot of people are tired of whiteness and tired of your whiteness / BLMUK-UF-Grammys… Sports-Bills and Cuomo / Lebron and WNBA… Grammys postponed… Subscribe to the Podcast… Subscribe to the YouTube Channel… Subscribe www.blazetv.com/jeffy Promo code jeffy Email to [e-mail] Miley Cyrus loves to decorate home with sex toys… Courtney Love says Crack was greatest shame… A look at the Covid numbers… China made vaccine rolls out… Fake vaccine shot given gets excuses… Big money in the lottery drawings next couple days… Email from Nick on kids and masks at the library… 1.5 biliion masks at pollute ocean this year… Mask wearing may cause permanent brain damage… Primal Scream Line… Border busts / Lotta Money and a Lotta Drugs… Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Well, did you get your stimulus check yet? That other 600 bucks coming your way? Well, according to the IRS's Get My Payment website, if you've entered all the information the government asked for, but the site returns a message that reads, not available, that just means that you're not going to get it until you file your 2020 taxes.

I know. I know. Even if you received your first stimulus check, it doesn't matter. The IRS said that if there's an issue with the direct deposit payment, they're not going to be able to reissue in mail checks. Now, they do advise if you don't receive your economic impact payment, you should file your 2020 tax return electronically and then claim the recovery rebate credit on your tax return to get their payment and any refunds. as quickly as possible. That's nice of them. That's nice of them. Even if you think that it's that's taken too long

and the money is needed now, tough. Because that's just the way it is. I know. I know. It's nice of them. They love you too.

Welcome to Fat Pile Friday and Chewing the Fat. Well, How in the world are you? I've been meeting in the last couple days. I just want you to know that Chris Cruz, who was a big part of this show for a while, and someday I'll tell you the whole story.

But he's still around, he's still doing fine. And I just wanted to congratulate him and his wife, Autumn, and grandma and grandpa Cruz, and grandma and grandpa Simpson, Don and Travis. You know, hey, congratulations,

because he had his new baby. Yes, the wife and baby are fine. 8 pounds, 10.3 ounces, 20.75 inches. 1-6-2021. Capricorn. Ezekiel Rubin

is the name. It kind of has a nice little ring to it. And, it's a COVID baby. So there's that. It's a COVID Capricorn. I don't love that. And if you follow his social media accounts,

he's been posting pictures of the new baby. And, you know, it's, that's a, I'm going to be nice here. Okay. I know that that's a wonderful time as parents. I saw all my kids born. And it was, incredible. And the

soaking up of all the new love from the mother and the baby and the father and the grandparents and just the, you know, that that baby love that's in the air is just an incredible time. So I hope that he's enjoying it very much and he's been, you know, with the wife and the baby.

be in the hospital and it's been a, you know, it's been a really good time. So congratulations. And I can't wait to meet the little kid. Yeah, the little kid. But Ezekiel Rubin has graced the planet with his presence outside of his mother. So congratulations to Chris and autumn. This never happens on any of my flight. So a Spirit Airline flight The other day had a lady Punch out another lady I'm sorry another passenger

Because her two young children Were kicking the back of her seat At least that's what the lady said So apparently Dadrina Jasmine Walker Williams Was removing her belongings from the overhead compartment And she hauled off

and punched the other lady Natalie Hernandez in the face several times. She said that the two kids, three and seven, have been kicking the back of her seat during the flight. And she claimed that, you know, obviously it took place in front of mom. And she was not happy about it. And I guess when she was getting her overhead bag down, she said something and somebody said something else. And Dadrina, jazz.

Westerner Williams decided to punch Natalie Hernandez in the face multiple times. Bloody limp, hurt it real bad. Nobody saw, and she claimed, Dadrina claimed that Natalie had touched her on the shoulder, which is why she punched her. No one saw that. All they saw was her punching Natalie. And she said, she's been arrested. Um, felony assault in the fourth degree.

Uh, yeah, I would say at least that. Plus, it's on an airplane. I don't know what other charges you get for, uh, doing harm to another human on an airline. But, uh, no, uh, I didn't tell the flight attendant about the thump to her shoulder because my first reaction was to fight. That was from Daderina. So you do what you got to do, said D'Drina. Yeah, that's very important to understand.

You do what you got to do. Thanks, Dadrina, Jaslin, Walker, Williams. I mean, you're punching this lady in the face in front of her kids? That's a nice person. That's a nice person right there. Well, speaking of having babies and taking care of. carry your kids on airplanes, making sure they're not kicking the back of people's seats so you don't get punched in the face.

Nearly twice as many Americans now believe it's not crucial to be married before having kids. As opposed to about 15 years ago, 29% of U.S. adults pulled by Gallup said it was still very important for couples to marry before having children. Okay. Nice. 49% in 2006. So 29% today said, yeah, it's important. 50% in 2006.

Gone down by half. That's a lot. So moral norms involving any sex outside marriage are loosening up. Duh. 53% of those surveyed in 2001 said it was okay to have sex without being married. That figure is now 73. 3%. Well, yeah, hello. Just look, I mean, you can't swipe right and not believe that. Hello. That's just the way it is. A solid majority of Americans now view sex between an unmarried man and woman, same-sex relations, and having a baby outside of marriage as being morally acceptable.

Good times. Good, good times. So if you're listening to this podcast, Chewing the Fat, and you're white, I hope that you're tired of being white and you apologize for your whiteness because it's becoming more and more evident that you need to apologize for your whiteness and being white. Okay? And be ready for some discrimination, although they're not going to call it discrimination. They're just going to call it. well, we're sick of white people. The University of Florida's Anthology Department

recently invited all students to a virtual town hall except the white students. It was organized by two PhD students and the email was addressed to black indigenous people of color. We have some amazing graduate students, but we want to open

to non-anthropobab majors and minors. That's so nice of them. That's so nice of them. We do not want black indigenous people of color. That's all we want. I mean, whoa, sorry. Whoa, whoa, that almost screwed up there. No, we want the black indigenous people of color.

We don't want white people. Oh, sorry. University of Florida, Gators, Anthology Department. Apologize. The leader of BLM, one of their groups, calls for the creation of the race offenders registry.

Yay! Now this one is a UK activist. And she calls herself the Black Panther of Oxford. And she wants that race offenders registry. and it would bar all racists, alleged racist, from getting work or living near communities of color. Sasha Johnson, 26, devolves the agenda for the taking the initiative party, a political group in the UK that's inspired by BLM,

and it's similar to the Sex Offenders Registry. So if you are racially, racially abusive to someone, The register would question whether someone is fit enough to hold a particular job where their bias could influence another person's life. I hope that they have an opportunity. I haven't seen what happens if you end up on the list and they don't want you doing the job that you're doing. Is there just a list of jobs that you could possibly do where you wouldn't influence another person's life? I mean, a lot of racism happens at work, according to Sasha and places of education, in a micro-aggressive way. If you exhibit an element of bias at work, you should probably receive a warning first.

That's good. You're not just going to end up right on the list. You're going to get a warning first. And then so people know in the future that, you know, you hold these views. If after the first warning, you're going on the list. That's it. Okay? That's it.

Um, the National Registry would also bar alleged offenders from living near ethnic minority groups and anyone accused or charged of a race crime would be barred from living near ethnic or minority groups. I'm not sure where you would live because I mean, in the neighborhood that I live in, It's pretty racially diverse. So, man, that'd be a tough time. A tough time for white people. So I guess we're just going to have our own little white areas and be good with that. I love how, man, we love to be segregated now.

That's all we want is segregation now. We did everything to stop segregation. And now we're back to being segregated. segregated again. Wow. And I talked a little bit about it on Chewing the Fat during Pat Gray on Wednesday about the three of the five acts that were nominated for the 2021 Best Children's Album Grammy Award. Alistair Mook Dog of Flees and the Okie Dokey Brothers declined the nomination because everyone in the category was white and they that's just horrific. I mean, that should be a crime,

according to Sasha in the UK. There was no mention in the story, though, how many black or persons of color children's music was out there and how much of it was good and worthy of a Grammy? I don't know that that really matters. But the Recording Academy's chief diversity, equity, and inclusion officer, Valicia Butterfield-Jones, said that we're an organization that's ready for change,

but you know we're not unique to the challenges of the world and to the challenges of our industry. I think it's time. You know, we saw in 2020 a racial reckoning. So now, you know, it's up to us what we're going to do to take real and meaningful action. We have made a very clear and firm commitment to diversity, equity, and inclusion as part of our core values,

Valicia said, but I think many of the actions that we've taken and have put into place are signs of that, but we still have a lot of work left to do. So that's just the way it is. You know, I, remember three of the five, so the other two, Joni Leeds and Justin Roberts are still in the category. Well, they're all in the category. Nobody got taken out of the category. It's just that those three Oki-Doki brothers

A doggone fleas and Alistair, Mook and Friends. I think that's how you pronounce his name. M-O-O-C-K and Friends. Apparently and Friends are all white too. No word. What happens if they win? I don't know if they, you know, get beaten and dragged off the stage,

or what happens if one of the other two win that didn't say they wanted out? Do they just take it and say, thank you very much. Good luck, God bless. I don't know. I don't know. But I can tell you right now

that if you are not a self-loathing white person, that better change. And that better change quick. Because another reckoning is coming soon. Another reckoning is coming soon. coming soon. Pathetically, that's probably true. As we head into the break room, just a couple of quick sports stories.

And they're not really sports stories. There's stories wrapped around sports. The Buffalo Bills play in the NFL playoffs this weekend. In fact, if you're listening live on the 8th of January, 2021, to this show, they play tomorrow. They play against the Colts, and the Colts come to Buffalo to play. And, you know, it's exciting. time if you're into the NFL and the playoffs. But Governor Cuomo, who is just a wonderful guy and nobody really likes him.

So he's decided after all years saying that no fans could show up to the games, that sure, you know what, I'm going to allow 6,700 people to show up to the game and they can show up to the playoff game. And, you know, the reason I'm going to do that really is because I'm going to be there, too. I want to show up for the game too. And that was first announced about a week ago. And I remember tweeting out that it would be very hard to do. But if he goes, the fans should stay home.

Just like they have all year. And just let him be there by himself. That would be so great. Just to say, screw you. But it'd be very hard to do. So maybe you just boo. You know, maybe you just boo and say, you know, that's the way it goes.

and you just boo him like crazy. Don't even, if they announce him or whatever, they show him on TV, whatever. He just boo as loud as you possibly can. Well, Buffalo Bill's fans, bless your heart, bless your heart, have signed a petition to ban the governor from attending the playoff game.

Oh, man, how great is that? I am in love with that. I don't know that he'll follow it. I don't know if he'll, if it'll be okay. But if he has any people around him that are able to tell him anything other than, you're great governor. You're the best person on the planet. Everyone loves you.

They should tell him, maybe you ought to not go. Gov. What do you think? Maybe you just watch it on TV. So a change. Dotorg petition to ban the governor for, entering the stadium, arguing that diehard fans who have been rooting for the team for decades have a greater right to attend than he does.

Yes. That would be great. So Cuomo is going to attend our playoff game after telling us that we can only attend at less than 10% capacity. If he thinks he has more right to a seat in that stadium over people who have waited for 20 years for this opportunity, then people better be there to protest his entry. Yes. Yes. Yes.

Yes. I cannot. He's got over 40,000 signatures already. I'm sure it's going to be more than that by game time. And I just hope one of two things happen. He's smart enough to stay away, which you know he's not going to be. But every time, any time they show him, he's announced, a television camera shows him. just the 6,700 fans boo as loud as you possibly can. That would be great. Just great. It makes watching the game that much more fun.

So, and one other story. LeBron, which I'm surprised that this hasn't, you know, this story is going to get more traction as a little bit of time passes. but LeBron James said that he wants to buy a WNBA team and not just a WNBA team, but he wants to buy the team that the senator who just lost in Georgia Loughflor, she owns.

Senator Kelly Loughler, yes, she owns the WNBA team. She owns the Atlanta Dream, which she bought with co-owner Mary Brock back in 2011. And they, I mean, the team, team, the team, wore their vote Warnock t-shirts on the floor. They've criticized her over her policies. There's a picture of the entire WNBA team, Vote Warnock. And LeBron tweeted out that picture with, think I'm going to put together an ownership group for the dream.

Who is in? Hashtag black votes matter. Well, LeBron, just because you want to put an ownership group together, they don't have to sell it to you. Now, I'm wondering, this is why I'm thinking it's going to take more traction, is because if the great LeBron decides that he wants to buy this team from the hateful Kelly Loeffler, does that mean she has to sell? Will the players even play?

I really don't care about the WNBA and neither does anyone else, really? They've got a lot of guts. A lot of guts. They believe the players of the WMBA believe their worth is a lot more than it is. But I digress. But I'm just wondering if LeBron thinks just because he's putting together an ownership group, if that means they have to sell, if Kelly has to sell because LeBron wants to buy it. And if that's the case, and it would not surprise me at all that that happens.

And the players could decide we're not going to play for Kelly Loeffler. We're only going to play for the new ownership team that LeBron put together after he buys it. That could happen in a heartbeat. So just look for that to happen. I could feel it, feel it in my gut, that that is what's going to happen. It's just amazing times. Amazing times. All right, let's go to the break room, get something cold to drink, and see what's happening.

the break room shall we oh oh my gosh tell me that doesn't even sound good tastes better than it sounded there's got to be a joke in there somewhere speaking of tasting better than it sounded or sounds better than it tasted uh apple bees Applebee's testing out their first drive-through window. Okay. I mean, the first one is going to be in Texarkana, Texas, and they're going to install a drive-through pickup window. Well, I mean, all these restaurants have drive-up take-out services now anyway,

thanks to the pandemic, right? So I'm not sure. I think what, you know, the restaurants feel like the drive-thru pickup window makes it less like a restaurant and more like a fast food joint. So maybe that's why, you know, they don't want to do it. But why not?

I mean, the money is there, right? So maybe you still, you know, you have a drive-through for the pickup. So they don't have to wait out. You don't have to take it out to the parking lot. You just, they just drive through. Make sure, please, please, Applebee's, put an overhang up so that when people pull up and they're waiting for their takeout,

they don't have to, you know, roll their window down and have the rainfall. Some of those drive-thru places only have that little, that little roof over the window. It just stinks. I just can't take it. You know, call me, Applebees. We'll figure it out. Now, some may say it's Applebee's. So what?

I know. I know. I can't tell you. the last time I was out on Applebee's. I mean, I can't say that it was a long, long time ago. I do remember Applebee's having, what was it that they had that we liked so much? Oh, the spinach dip at Applebee's in, so this was how long ago it was. This was the Applebee's in Florida that we used to go to.

So, I mean, this was, you know, 10 years ago, man, more than 10 years ago. was the spinach dip that they had was really good. The other stuff was eh, but their spinach chip tip was really good. Okay. Hey, if you're listening to this podcast right now and you're not a subscriber to chewing the fat, what are you doing with your life?

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or anything. It's not that I did that, you know, highlighted the fact that, oh, maybe they just take some followers away from me. I'm sure it's just a coincidence. Facebook, you know, my Jeff Fisher radio page has had the same amount of of followers or likes or whatever you know whoever clicks on jeffisher radio forever facebook never lets me go above a certain number the number that i'm at now is i i can always anytime i get over that by bob 50 and they kick me back down again so i'm used to it i'm used to it social

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Maybe you can tell me. Just incredible. And for those of you that would like to comment on anything, you can always email chewing the fat at the blaze.com. Oh, you know, we were just talking about the Grammy Awards and the children's category that, you know, three of the five said that they weren't going to accept anything from them because all the people in the category were white. Breaking news, the Grammys have now been rescheduled.

It was going to happen at the end of this month, January 31st, but it's been postponed due to concerns over the spread of COVID-19. It's now going to take place on Sunday, March 14th. If it's going to happen in California, I doubt it's going to happen this year at all. They might as well just move it and do a virtual one. I mean, there's going to be with a limited audience anyway. I guess when I say limited,

according to this, foregoing an audience completely and now only allowing presenters and performers on site during the show. So, okay. Just give it up. Give it up. Tell us who won and move on. We don't need to see Taylor Swift out on stage again. You know, just run a special and play a couple of videos and be done with it.

You're thinking enough about yourselves, okay? We don't have to. As long as we're on entertainment news, I see where Miley Cyrus, because she really wants to be in the news, man. She wants to be in the news desperately, whether it's how she's posing on Instagram, whatever the case is. She wants that Miley Cyrus brand out there. And she's getting it. She's getting it because this latest story talks about how she decorates her home.

And it's beautiful, beautiful. I mean, it makes you want to visit. She decorates her home. You know, a lot of people decorate their homes with sending candles, pillows, and family photos, maybe some plants or, you know, different wood furniture, handmade wood furniture, handmade stuff, leather works, but not Miley.

Not Miley, boy. No, she said in an interview that she likes sex toys. And, you know, she buys them for herself. But then she ends up using them for the interior design of the house. And, you know, really, according to Miley, sex and interior design go hand in hand. And it's just beautiful. You know, she buys a sex toy, begins with a D.

I don't know why I'm struggling saying it, but I am just to be nice because you might have your kids listening and, you know, the family might be listening. But you know what it is. I mean, who doesn't have one? Right? Am I right? That's right.

Okay. But, uh, she claims, that, you know, when she buys it, it's more than it's just his operation. I don't really want to get in there with it because I love the way it looks on my table. And I like those vibrators,

but I just like to decorate my house with them. Okay, thanks. I mean, she's living in some 4.95, you know, almost a $5 million, dollar Hidden Hills house somewhere and nothing says home like sex toys all over the house. Right? All right. Of course.

You know that as well as I do. I'm silly. I'm sorry I'm asking you because you know that as much as much as I do. In other celebrity news, Courtney Love claims that crack is one of her life's greatest shames. I can understand that. She also believes that her album

that she made with Steve Coogan or, you know, Alan Partridge, America's sweetheart. The 2004 album, she regrets making that album. She said, maybe one day I won't hate that record. It has some

good songs, but like Steve Coogan or crack, it's one of my life's great shames just the period of slopinous men money drugs nightmare so i guess she was okay with you know she's been okay with you know heroin and all the other drugs but she did not like doing crack that's for sure she credits uh mel Gibson with helping her get clean i know right she said mel kept coming to the door with this cheesy grin going hi i just kept looking at it him going blank off. I know him.

He's a nice guy, but it just didn't matter who he was. It could have been Jesus. I didn't care. Okay. That's great, Courtney. I mean, we're happy. We're happy for you that you've, apparently, and I'm guessing here,

kick the crack habit. Let's take a look, talk yesterday. We'll break, Take a look at the COVID-19 numbers that we haven't looked at in quite some time. USA is still number one on this list with 22,081,889 total cases, and 373,392 total deaths. Number one. Yeah.

Then you got India, Brazil, Russia, the United Kingdom, France, Turkey, Italy, Spain, Germany, and the top 10. Funny, China isn't. there. Let's see where China is. Remember yesterday we talked about them locking down Shanghai. That's only 11 million people. Nothing. Let's see where China ranks on the list here of countries. 82nd. They're still at 87,000 total cases. 87,278, 27,278, total cases with 4,634 total death. if you believe that I have got a bridge in the middle of any desert

on this planet to sell you I is just incredible that that is still I'm sorry no no I do not believe

that China the most populated country on the planet is 82nd in total cases and deaths no no they're not 82nd in deaths, I'm sorry.

4,634 deaths does not make them 80 second. It puts them a little higher than that. But 87,278 total cases makes them 802nd in total cases. I'm sorry, I just don't believe it. The TSA is starting to go, I mean, they're back down again, really. They broke a million a few times. but if you go back to last year, it was, well, you know, March 17th was, you know, flatten the curve.

And that's when it all, you know, March 17th was under a million. And, you know, in 2019 was over two million going through the turnstiles. But it really started, when you look at it, it really started at the beginning of March. That week before flatten the curve, really, really the, the, you know, that week before flatten the curve, we knew it was coming, right? And it was the year before in 2019, they were all two and a half million, way over two million through the turnstile. And it was down, beginning on the 9th of March 2020, to under two million, and then almost a million

and a half. And then it was under a million on the 17th after flatten the curve. So, I mean, it's, it's, you know, it's pretty incredible how it has transformed. I mean, the airline industry is, you know, I know they're hurting, but, you know, 665,855 through the turnstile. They broke a million a few times, and I say a few times. Star, let's see, December 18th, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine,

10, 11, 12, 12 times since December 18th, all, you know, obviously through the holidays, over a million. And then it's back down below a million, almost half a million. Big, big, big, big time trouble. And if you believe that China is 82nd, why? And they're locking down cities. Well, you should be willing to take their COVID-19 vaccine that, uh, Cinevac biotech, the China development company, just developed, and they're ready to roll it out.

Yeah. Yeah. According to Cinevac, it was 78% effective in preventing COVID-19 in a trial in Brazil. Turkish researchers said that the vaccine was 91.25% effective. So Brazil and Indonesia are preparing to give the vaccine to the vaccine to a vaccine to a their citizens and countries including Turkey, Chile, and Singapore are also purchasing the China vaccine. Yeah, that's good. That's good. And one of the stories that I wanted to get to, it's Matt Pau Friday, and the story just amazed me over the holidays was there was a medical

worker here in Texas that presumably got the vaccine. But when you watch the video, the syringe is empty. The guy doesn't push the syringe. and it's just the whole thing is bad, but they claim that he got the vaccine shot, right? So everybody is like, no, that was fake. It's bull. What are you doing? And so the company,

one of the university medical centers of El Paso medical workers who, you know, took this fake shot, they said, you know, viewers were like, syringe is empty, he didn't push anything. So the hospital said in a statement that, to remove any doubt surrounding their staff's inoculation. We've given the nursing question a second dose of the vaccine. Oh, okay, well, if you gave him the first one,

there was no doubt that there wasn't a first one. You know, that's nice of you to give the second one. So it was just amazing that they wanted us to believe that it was just, I mean, if they want to have us be okay, with the vaccine. Just tell us you're taking it. Just tell us you're taking it. Okay, please.

That's all you need to do. Big weekend this weekend for the Mega Millions and the Powerball lottery. Don't forget, man. Over half a billion dollars could be won by either the Mega Millions winner or the Powerball winner. And I want you to take a second in using their words from their well,

website to imagine. Let's just imagine winning a little over half a billion dollars in a single evening. Ha! Imagine. Stream and subscribe to more Blaze Media content at theblaze.com slash podcasts. I had a couple emails to Chewing the Fat at theblaze.com from Nick in Pennsylvania. Nick talks about a story and involves masks. And look, there's stories all the time that, you know, I know I put them on the list.

I try to get to them even on Fat Pile Friday, but sometimes we get to him on Pat's show when I'm there on Wednesday and Friday. But, you know, you talk about more than, you know, a billion masks are going to pollute the oceans this year. I mean, we see masks in the parking lots all over. We have stories about some doctors say that brain damage from masks. can't be reversed. There's plenty of reports that prove that the masks don't work.

And, you know, the states that don't mandate it have the same or less numbers than the states do have mandated it. And the mask Karen's are out of their minds. We all know that. We just need to make it clear to everyone that, look, if you want to wear a mask,

wear a mask. But if you don't want to wear a mask, don't wear a mask. It's okay. Be smart about it. Okay, please, that's all you need to do. So according to Nick, he has, you know, obviously two kids and where they live, they like, they go on nature walks and go to the libraries. And, you know, he goes, you know, the library so the kids can read, oh, I don't know, books.

And that is one of the nice things about living in Pennsylvania. I will say that that I loved about living in Pennsylvania was the parks. They had some great parks, and we used to go every weekend and walk around and a river, everything. It was just really nice. Anyway, don't tell my wife I said that. My gosh, she'll want to be back there in a heartbeat. So his wife takes the kids to the library so they can, you know, get their projects for homeschooling. and she was confronted by the librarian demanding that the two-year-old put a mask on.

And first of all, I would have said, how about no? It's a two-year-old. It's a kid. It's fine. And we're not around anybody. So why don't you go back behind your little librarian desk and zip it? Oh, remarkably, the wife said, excuse me? no other wife did say how about no thank thank thank thank you that's what i'm talking about

um she's two so it escalated and the lady uh 20 feet away another left course you know the other lady is emboldened down the you know down the novel aisle uh she's afraid this two-year-old baby not having a mask on because it couldn't kill her while she's reading i okay all right so I'm not, the wife said I'm not musling my two and my six year old. And the, apparently the six year old had one on his face anyway. He just wasn't wearing it. And I don't know that I would have even made the kid wear one, but good for her. So they asked her to leave immediately.

And the wife had a few choice words that weren't very nice. And, you know, the kids are probably used to it for mom anyway. So what does it matter? That does it matter? Right? Am I right? Of course I am. So then she calls up the organization and, you know, complains to them.

Now, you know, the organization is, oh, we're so sorry. We just are, you know, we have our employees and people feel that way. So they offered her a discount on a membership. I don't know, that discount on the membership at the library. My taxes, especially in Pennsylvania, pay for that. So, I mean, maybe it's a private library. I don't know. maybe Nick is Mr. Upity and takes his family to the private library.

I'm not sure. But they asked the wife for a disc, they said, we'll give you a discount on a membership. And, you know, when masks become unmandated. Oh, so you're not saying I can come back now? Yeah, no. So she, apparently Nick had a few choice words for the, for the wife about the story when they got home. home. He can't even remember. He was so angry. He can't even remember what he said.

Because in this email, he said, uh, I told my wife a word beginning with F and ending in er or uckers or ing or holes. That's how, that's how Maddie was over the whole situation. He can't even remember, you know, what he said to the wife. Anyway, my point is these mask things has got to stop. Please. If you don't want to wear a mask, it's okay. And if you do want to wear a mask

and you feel it's necessary, good for you. Just don't become a douche and start yelling and screaming and doing everything you can to make other people put the masks on. Please. Please.

That'd be very nice. Thank you. And I also, over the holidays, I saw a couple of, We've got a few stories I've got to get to that I got that were over the holidays. It was just incredible to me. So I see where the New York Times has a phone line that you can call called the primal scream line. And they want people, their promo was, are you a parent who's tired as hell?

Click the number to scream after the beep. Now, I can't find where I can't. hear the primal screams. I'm guessing the New York Times is probably going to publish them. And since I've, you know, I've probably run out of my daily dose of the New York Times. I can't find it. But I dialed the number 1-212-556-3,000. And let's see what they make you do to do the... You find the primal scream line. Where the floor is yours to yell, let no rules to this hotline. So if you'd like to bang hands... I don't know the prim.

Uh-huh. Uh-huh. I can't do a whole minute. I just try to be agonizing. But I want to hear the primal screen. Now, according to that, there's no rules, right? But when you go to the primal scream line information, it says you can call the line anonymously

or tell us your name and how to contact you. We will not publish your information without your permission, but we may publish an excerpt of your audio. So they're going to publish the excerpts of everyone's audio, the primal scream line. So if you want to participate, 212-556-3, 3,800. Surely got the idea. Remember, we sent audio to Iceland

that they were playing on around the country with screams and cries and whatever you wanted to send your audio for and you know we got aired on that as well so i'm looking forward to being aired on the primal scream audio line whenever that shows up all right so a couple other big busts that happened over the holidays that uh i was like really so one bust was a million bucks in cash uh that was headed to mexico million years US dollars headed to Mexico. So they were at the, they were at the port and

K-9 team, you know, stops a car and one dog says, hey, it smells like something in the quarter panel. So they pull it over and they have the dog go around it again. They found a million bucks in this car. I know.

So, in the quarter panels, under the third row of sea, and the cargo area of the vehicle. And all it just says is they seized the money. Oh, okay. So it goes away. You know, really, it's only a million bucks, right? And you think to yourself,

a million bucks and money going down to Mexico. Is he buying drugs? I don't know. Does he owe the money? Big trouble if he owes the money. Right? If he owes the money to whomever, there's big trouble. But there was a bust that I thought,

now somebody's in trouble for that bust. I mean, a lot of times you get the bus and you feel like it's the it's the bus that they want you to get, right? I feel like the smaller busts are like, yeah, we knew we were okay with losing that one. But this

particular bust that happened, they got 657 packages weighing 1,853 pounds of meth. I know. Now, according to this story, that's worth $37 million. So let's say even if that's an inflated drug bust amount, all right?

So you figure, oh, yeah, that's a 657 packages weighing 1,853 pounds. That's a street value of $37 million. So let's say even if that's on the outside. I mean, $25 million? Okay. I mean, that's a lot of money and a lot of drugs. It was in the bottom of a truck carrying tomatoes. I know. Really, we're in a commercial shipment of fresh tomatoes.

And apparently they did this, they have this non-intrusive imaging portal that some trucks go through, I guess, or maybe they all go through. and then it's part of a secondary inspection. So they allowed the officers to continue the examination, which discovered all of this within the trailer's floor. I mean, pretty amazing, right? And it almost feels like that they were tipped off, right? I mean, they've got, it's in the trailer floor with, you know, a shipment, a semi-shipment of tomatoes.

and they find it, it just feels like it was tipped off. But that is big money. Big money and a lot of drugs. And so, I mean, that happened on before Christmas, just before Christmas. So if you were out and about looking for meth

and you were saying to yourself, what, there's a shortage of meth on the streets? Yeah, yeah, there is. That's why right there, because 18, hundred and a half pounds of meth was found in the bottom of a tomato trailer and it was worth 37 million dollars wow that's a lot of money and a lot of drugs can we quote you on that Jeff yes yes you can