Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 55 | Space Herpes & Get Over it Meghan

Episode Date: March 20, 2019

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Welcome to it, Chewing the Fat with yours truly Jeff Fisher. Exciting news and I'm not sure how it's going to affect us, but it's going to affect us somehow. Disney started a new chapter with his acquisition of 21st Century Fox, $71 billion deal. It took over Fox Film and TV networks, National Geographic, FX Productions, and they're getting prepared to launch its answer to Netflix Disney Plus later this year. I don't know how it's going to affect this other than I just have a feeling they're going to be taking more money from our pocketbooks. We're going to be making that deal. You can count on that.

Plus, I would gather that if you work for Fox and or Disney, unless you know for a fact your job is safe, your job ain't safe. There's going to be a few people, how should we put this, looking for work? Welcome to chewing the fat All right a couple stories I talked about a little bit this morning doing a little chewing the fat segment on Pat Unleashed which you can

you know I stop in to Pat show on Wednesday mornings do a little fat chewing you know with the fat heads and the pat heads and we just get together on Wednesday morning and chew the fat

but my favorite story that I did this morning one of my favorites is that, well, I'd just like to have, man, I wish I had the, I wish I had the mic. Space herpes, herpes, herpes, herpes, herpes, space herpes, herpes. So I know we all want to go to space. We all want to fly to space and we want to fly out to Mars. We want to fly on the moon.

We're going to be out there. But according to the reports coming out of NASA, over how. half of the astronauts who have spent time in space have experienced herpes flare-ups with varying degrees of severity. So during the spaceflight, there's a rise in stress hormones, cortisol, adrenaline, which are known to suppress the immune system. And in keeping with this, we find that the astronauts immune cells, particularly those that normally suppress and eliminate viruses, become less effective during space flight, and sometimes for up to 60 days after.

Now, they suggest, you know, because of the dramatic lifestyle change, warped day-night cycles, social isolation, ramp up the astronaut stress levels, and suppress the immune response. Now, this in turn opens a window for the virus to reactivate. Of the dozens of astronauts, Astronauts found to have herpes virus flare-ups from their space trips,

six of them actually experienced symptoms. So the viral reactivation occurred in the others, but it didn't produce any symptoms. They didn't get any herpes on the lip, serpies on the nose, or any other body part. It was just in their blood. The newly published report in the journal Frontiers in Microbiology, and who doesn't get the,

Journal Frontiers in Microbiology. NASA revealed the herpes virus reactivated more than half of the crew aboard space shuttle and international space station missions. 53% on short-term space shuttle flights show signs of herpes. Wow. That is amazing. Now, it also is amazing since they're pushing us to fly to Mars and more and more spaceflight happening with NASA and in the private sector, man,

if you have some kind of, you know, another issue from whatever escapades you had happened in the past, you that could flare up space herpes. Herpes, herpes, herpes, herpes, space herpes, herpes. Could be a new Saturday morning cartoon, too. more stories that I did this morning. The judges I find fascinating. Florida prosecutors have offered a plea deal to New England Patriots owner Robert Kraft and the other men charged with paying for illicit sex at the massage parlor.

The Palm Beach State Attorney's Office confirmed that it has offered Kraft and 24 other men charged with soliciting prostitution the standard diversion program offered to first-time offenders. That's nice of them. That they just, you know, throughout the standard diversion program offered to first-time offenders. The men must concede that they were found guilty, perform 100 hours of community service, attend classes on the dangers of prostitution, and pay $5,000 per count. Robert Kraft was charged with two counts.

So for sure that means 5,000 per count. I don't know if that ups the community hours and the classes hours that he has to. attend if he you know agrees to the deal which I find very doubtful that he will do that none of the men have have accepted so far you think and a few of the businessmen like Robert Kraft who are worth more than a couple of bucks we'll probably you know probably going to fight this and they've they've denied uh denied this from the very beginning as it is and they're not going you know it's nice of the state's attorneys to you know just throw out what they give to everyone else but uh i'm sure mr craft's attorneys will uh have some uh some rebottle

to that now 300 men have been charged and 10 massage parlors closed in multiple counties between palm beach and orlando as part of the crackdown on illicit massage parlors and human trafficking. Several operators and employees have also been charged. Wow. So Robert, I'm sorry, Mr. Kraft is 77 years old. And he's single. He's a widower.

I know he has a girlfriend who's a younger girlfriend. And I say younger, she's 39. get a little long in the tooth but he was married to his wife for many many years that wasn't a fluke thing and she passed away in 2011

and so he's been on the prowl for a few years and take care of a little Robert Kraft business now he's of course like I said he's denied any wrongdoing and the NFL has said no you know

the conduct policy of course applies equally to everyone in the NFL. And this allegation, we're going to handle it in the same way we'd handle any issue under the policy. So don't you worry about that? We'll take care of that. Whenever Robert decides to let us know what's going on, we'll go ahead and figure that one out. He's only one of the owners of our team. That's all championship owners.

But don't worry about it. Also, don't forget to today, if you're listening on the day, that this was recorded, which was the 20th of March 2019. You're able to get a free ice cream crone from DQ today. It's the first day of spring this evening or late afternoon, 5.58 p.m. Eastern. You have the final super moon tonight at 9.43 p.m. Eastern. You have a powerball drawing at $550 million tonight. Good luck. God bless.

And baseball has already started. So big day today. You know, even outside of just chewing the fat big day, it's a big day. Under crime done wrong, a couple stories out of Missouri today. A campus police officer at the University of Missouri was fired. And I find it strange of why he got fired. In today's world, maybe not so strange. But he was fired over an old photo of him.

wearing blackface for a flava flay costume. And authorities at the University of Missouri fired this police officer after this photo emerged. And he didn't deny it. He said it was him. It was before I worked at the University of Missouri. It's just amazing. Now, of course, the University of Missouri, talks about this type of behavior is not tolerated at

Mazoo and we understand how this impacts our entire community profoundly except that he wasn't at Mazoo when this happened pretty pretty pretty strange I mean we're we are at the point now where whatever kind of life you had um prior to the life you want to have, you're going to need to have another identity, clearly. There's no question about that. My man from Google was right.

You're going to want another identity. And I don't know what age you're going to want to cross over into that new identity. But by the time you're, let's say, I don't know, 18 to 23. Somewhere in there, you're going to want a new identity, and that's going to be you're not responsible for anything with that identity. Identity number one was before you were 23. That one. Just don't even worry about that one. That's another one.

The identity two after 23, now you're responsible. Something happens with that. Now you're responsible. Also coming out of Missouri, the Missouri Supreme Court rules that courts, and this one I kind of like. courts cannot threaten more jail time for failure to pay jail debt really really strange okay I'd like to tell you a little bit more about this story this failure cannot pay because of jail debt

but I want me to answer a survey question how many times have we talked about this please this is this coming from the St. Louis Dispatch okay St. Louis Dispatch I know you know there are a number of stories I read from you I'm not going to subscribe to you. I'm not going to do it. I know you have, I think you have Dave Matter writing for you. So I read some of, I read a lot of his stuff because he's a, you know, he follows Missouri,

the University of Missouri. I read some other stuff out of St. Louis that I like. But I'm not going to subscribe to your stupid newspaper. I'm not going to do it. I'll find the stories someplace else. So now, while I want, while I want to read your story, apparently I have to go through your little answer a survey. question to continue reading this content.

All right, let's see what you want me to answer. Which of these clothing brands have you seen online video advertising for recently? Columbia, R-E-I, L-L-Bin, the North Face. I've seen Columbia and I've seen R-E-I. I don't think I've seen LLB in North Face. Oh my gosh, just only had to answer that one. And now we're back to the story. Isn't that?

It's amazing. St. Louis Dispatch. Maybe you're getting a little bit better. Thank you. You're getting a little bit better. I only had to answer, you know, the one. Thank you. So people are legally responsible for the costs of their board bills in prison,

and some of that is delinquent. The debts can't be taxed as court dates or failure to pay. The debt can't result in another incarceration. So what they're doing is they're saying, hey, hey, hey, if you want to get out of jail, no. You can't get out of jail unless you pay. your jail debt. And now the Supreme Court of Missouri said,

no, that's not really fair. You can't be doing that. In one case, a man was jailed over a $3,150 board bill stemming from his 90-day stay in county jail. Now, he'd been jailed after a misdemeanor conviction of violating a protective order. All right, so he received an additional 2,275 bill

after serving more time in jail. So he's in jail now because he couldn't pay a bill that he had to pay from the last time he was in jail. I mean, that's a system set up for failure. And if you don't have the money to begin with, you just might as well live in jail. And thankfully, the Supreme Court of Missouri has decided that that's wrong. For those of you deal with Mercury real estate agents I trust.com, now is a good time. Why? Because we have a list of where you want to live.

I don't have to be a mercury real estate agent I trust to tell you that you don't want to live in Caracas, Venezuela, which is the cheapest city of the list. I don't have to be an agent for real estate agents I trust.com to tell you you don't want to live in Damascus, Syria. I don't have to be an agent for real estate agents I trust.com to tell you you don't want to live in Tashkent, Uzbekistan. All right? So Caracas, Damascus, Damascus, and Tashkent, you don't want to live there. Now, if you want to live in some of the richer cities, maybe you need a little bit more help

other than me. So coming in at number five, on the top of the richest cities in the world. Tel Aviv and Los Angeles tied at number five. Coming in at number four. Seoul, South Korea. Copenhagen and New York City all tied for fourth. Coming in at number three. Geneva.

Osaka, Japan. Tied for third. Weird. And number two, all by itself. Zurich, Switzerland. Wow, too, in Switzerland. Geneva and Zurich. Good for them.

And coming in at number one. The richest cities in the world. by the Economist Intelligence Unit, and who doesn't go by the Economist Intelligent Unit, they compared over 400 prices across 160 products and services. We're going to dig into that a little bit. I'd like to see what those prices and 160 products and services are. But the richest cities, most expensive cities in the world, Paris, Hong Kong, and Singapore, all tied for number one.

But remember, you don't need to go to real estate agents I trust.com to find out that you don't want to live in Caracas, Damascus, or Tashkent. You're not thinking of moving. I don't know where I'm going to move. Well, that sounds good. You know, Venezuela sounds like the place to move to. Let's move to Venezuela. It's not like a perfect place to go.

Yeah, no, not now. You might not want to do that right now. 14 of the 16 American cities, which were collected, the highest climbers on the list this year were San Francisco, up 12 places to 25th. Houston up to 30th from 41st. And New York itself moved up six spots to, wow, New York. New York was what, tied for fourth.

So it was like 10th? Wow. Way down there. It has moved up a little bit. Of course, these represent a sharp increase in the relative cost of living compared with five years ago when New York and Los Angeles tied in 39th position. Yeah, they came up quite a bit. I don't know that that has to do with communist Mayor de Blasio, but I guess it probably, he'll take credit for it.

You know, I was just asked to. a very important question. I was going to go down the list of the cities on the Economist Intelligence Unit for the worldwide cost of living, 2019, the best cities. And we did the rundown for you of the top most expensive cities and the bottom of the worst cities that you don't want to live in out of the 134, 130 some odd cities that were ranked. But I wanted to see where some of the other cities were ranked.

and you can't get the entire list unless you either subscribe or they have a way for you to download a free download. So, all right, well, I'll download the free download. However, it's not a, it's a huge thing that I have to fill out to get the free report. So is it really free if I have to fill all this stuff out to get? to get the actual report when I should be able to just say, download. I'm even willing to say that even if you just ask for an email address,

and then click download, or they send you the report to that email. I'm good with that. In today's world, that's free. But if I have to fill out all this information, city, business, company, name, email, register, login information, confirmation. No, no, no, no, no.

That's not free. So I apologize for not giving you some information on those middle cities in between the top and the bottom. But unless the economist intelligence unit wants to send me that report, you're not going to hear it. I just go to the break room. I need a drink. A drink of Coca-Cola zero sugar.

that is. Oh my gosh. It's so good. I swear to you. That's it. Why they, you know, I want them to be a sponsor of this program. That would be a Coke Zero. But I give them free advertising every damn day.

So are they going to be a sponsor? Maybe I stop. Maybe I stop and say, there's no more free advertising Coke Zero unless you advertise with me. Then I'll give you, it'll be a Coke Zero world, man. I will be, oh, I will put a, I will get a Coke Zero tattoo. Not really. It'll be a fake one. Not getting a real one.

Not that big of a fan, huh? Not getting a real one. Well, look, if they were to say, hey, Jeff, here's a big check. We're going to give you all the Coke Zero you want to drink for the rest of your life, which who knows how long that's going to be. and you've got to have a tattoo, a Coke Zero tattoo that you have to show off every now and then. All right, fine.

And then that will mean my wife will have to get another tattoo because she's been itching to get another tattoo and I've been saying, yeah, that's enough. That'll mean, you get one, I get one. It's that type of relationship. Tattoo wars, yeah, tattoo wars. So as long as we're in the break room for some headlines, I didn't know that Roseanne Barr returned to stand up last week.

Amazing. She returned to stand up in Vegas. I'm surprised that it didn't get a little bit more coverage than it did because the last time, anytime anybody that got the ax from the Obama, the Me Too movement, any of those people that got the ax through that deal, when they start trying to come back and make a living again, they got to get shot down again, right? They got to get on the news and say, no, what are you doing?

No, we can't have that. Those people are bad. They're evil. They can't make a living. They can't work anymore. They can't do anything that they used to do. Ever. But she did.

She showed up on stage with the great, with the great Andrew Dice Clay. I mean, Andrew gave her a big, a big hello bringing her up, my old friend, comedy legend. I mean, Andrew Dice Clay, 61 now.

I was on stage at the Laugh Factory. And Roseanne showed up and did her bit. Apparently some of the audience gave her a decent. round of applause when he introduced her. I'm sure some of the crowd was like, oh, great. Great, Roseanne. I came here to see, I came here to see Andrew Dice Clay. And now, now I got to go.

I got to sit here and listen to Roseanne. Yep, yep, yep, okay, fine. But at the end, apparently, she got the great ovation and everybody was clapping. Now, it could be either that they were clapping, like, thank God. Oh, yay, thank God. She's over. Let's get back to Andrew Dice Clay. I didn't think she was ever going to end.

Or it could be that they liked her set. But she's back at it. Good for her. I got to love that. Danica Patrick, retired from her race car driving days, but apparently she's saying, instead of being over and retiring,

you know what, you want to be an analyst for the Indianapolis 500? Sure. Why not? You're going to pay me a bunch of money. I get to dress up and sit down and watch a race. And every so often, don't you think so, Danica?

I sure do. Back when I was racing, I did this and did that. I mean, maybe she'll turn into the Tony Romo of race car driving. Tony Romo of NASCAR. She'll know what the driveys are going to do. I'm guessing that they're going to turn left for most of the race. When they start turning right, there's going to be a crash. Now, I'm not as smart as Danica, so I could be wrong, but I'm just guessing at that. Good luck to her, though.

In Florida, they're working on a new bill, which I actually. I think I agree with that it's going to be illegal. And it doesn't mean it's going to, just because something is illegal, doesn't mean it's going to stop happening. But at least they'll have recourse. That it'll be illegal to abandon pets during hurricanes. And any kind of big storms like that, it'll be illegal to abandon your pets.

And that's a big problem in the southern states when the hurricanes come through. People abandon their pets. Why do you have a pet if you're going to abandon it like that? I mean, really. I kind of can understand it. Like, you know, if you've got to get out, it's between,

between Molly and the little dog, Molly's coming. Yip, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep. Now, Molly's got to go. Sorry. If the storm doesn't flood, we'll be back. But, you know, once it, once it starts flooding again,

you get the, you, p, you, p, you, oh, I mean, oh, darn, did he, oh, oh, oh, oh, the dog. didn't make it. Oh, oh, no. Oh, I knew we should have taken them with us. Darn. Oh, the luck. Oh, no, you don't want to shoot the dog. No. Pretty sure that's illegal now. You know, they don't allow people to shoot dogs now. I guess that, you know, maybe if you put a silencer on it, maybe you do. But I'm just talking about you got to take the dogs with you when you leave. And I know that's a big deal. You know, Pam Bondi was a big.

She's the former Attorney General for the state of Florida. She had a big deal with an animal during one of the storms that came through. She adopted a dog that the people abandoned. And then after the storm, the people came looking for the dog. And it was a big fight over that for quite a long time. So I wouldn't be surprised if she had her hands involved in this new law. as well. In big news from the town of Woodenbong.

You heard me. The town of Woodenbaum. It's an Australian town. But apparently this guy is fighting town hall because they're trying to prevent Paul Pearson from fulfilling what he calls his death. destiny. And his destiny, a lot of people have, you know, dreams, big dreams of what?

Of maybe being a fireman, maybe running a huge corporation, being a billionaire. Maybe just having a family and a decent job and having a good life. But Paul Pearson believes that making a giant wooden bong for his hometown. of wooden bong is his destiny and there's a picture of Paul with this giant wooden bong I don't know if this is the wooden bong

he wants to use because it seems like that would be a bigger one than the one he's used this one is I don't know seven or eight feet tall maybe it's just this big log with a bong yeah I mean it's going to be louder than that I mean, you're, oh, come. Oh, oh.

I mean, you're going to be, and I don't know that's usable, right? If it's going to be in the town, okay, we're already stoned, all right? Just give me a break for a little bit. But it's a big old, this giant pipe bowl. It's a giant pipe bowl.

It does not have the wooden bong in the town. center as we speak. But good luck. Good luck, Paul. We all want you to fulfill your destiny and letting that giant wooden bong be in town square with your name on it. Man, does that, that's something we all want to, we want you to fulfill. And they are going to be fighting in the streets of Great Britain. To recent, to May asks for a Brexit delay. After being blocked this week from putting her proposed withdrawal agreement to the UK Parliament for a third time, that's because all of your proposals, Theresa, have sucked!

But the prime minister is going to ask the European Council President, Donald Tusk, for a postponement of Britain's EU departure beyond the March 29th deadline. Good luck. God bless. good luck god bless because they know better and more than the voters of the united kingdom the voters voted for it but you know best and that was the problem with teresa may as well her deal was i know yeah you guys know best and want to get out but we're going to work this deal so we just we're still you know darn near in the uk we're going to say that we're not in the uk but we we are and that's what why nobody would go for it.

Duh. And I know really, it's, you know, I know it's the United Kingdom and it really doesn't, you know, it doesn't seem to affect us here, but it really does. Because when they finally pull the plug, I mean, it's going to be a trade, they're claiming it's going to be a trade nightmare. I don't think it's going to be that big of a nightmare if the people go along with it. What you're going to have is dissenters and they're going to turn it into a nightmare. But I say, pull the plug.

damn it we want to be alone we don't want the EU we are a standalone country and really should I care about the United Kingdom

and we broke away from them too we told them to take a hike a few years ago and that's why you know do what you want just don't come over here

with your stupid stuff like they're already starting we talked to we talked not long ago about the guy that was questioned on Twitter because he was, what did he say on Twitter?

He had the police come knocking on his door and telling him that he had to be careful with what he said on Twitter. Well, now we've got police and investigators actually looking to prosecute someone who is, and they're calling it, they're calling it the person called the trans person,

the old, Like the trans person was a girl, and the person on Twitter called the girl a boy, because he was a boy to begin with and became a girl. But I thought that was dead naming. Right? I thought that was dead naming. So if you were, if I, oh, maybe that's just your name, right? So that's, if you had a name, Bill, and then you said, I'm not Bill anymore.

gosh darn it, I'm Melinda. And so now you're Melinda. And I say, hey, Bill, what do you think of this? That's dead naming, right? Because you're not Bill anymore. You don't identify as Bill anymore. You identify as Melinda. So, I mean, we are, a lot of people think we're doomed.

A lot of people think we're doomed. But be on the lookout for that. Be on the lookout. And I'm telling you, If you think that some of that isn't coming to the U.S. Because Twitter are big believers in that. They might pretend like, oh, yeah, that's, you know, that's what they, you know, the world, the world around the United States is what Twitter likes.

And they are all four. They'll be dead naming people. don't be calling people their old trans names. If they were a boy, they're not a boy. Now they're a girl, whatever they identify with. You put people through, you know, you put people through horror. If you say something on Twitter. I don't know if you know that or not.

But if you say something that's wrong on Twitter, you put people through so much horror. It's ugly. Ugly. And I don't want you to ever do that when you follow you. me on Twitter at Jeffrey JFR ever. That would be wrong. And, you know, okay, sure, you can joke around.

Call me different names, whatever you want. And sure, I joke around like that. But I don't want to ever see it outside of the United States. No. No. It's really agonizing. Really, really agonizing. I mean, Twitter has got to realize, they're going to have to, look,

they want to be this platform, then they're going to have to allow this stuff. I'm sorry. You want to be a platform? Then you're going to have to allow everything. But they want their cake and eat it too. They want it both ways. They want to be a platform so they can't be sued.

But they also want to go in and say, oh, no, we, you can't say that. We are going to know. You can't say that on our platform. But it's a platform. It's not just a whole social media thing. It's not a private thing. Are you a private thing? Well, yeah, but we're a platform.

We don't want you to sue us. Oh. Okay. Well, have fun. Have fun with that. And I also saw something really cool. And a lot of people are not going to think it's cool because it's going to cost a lot of people their jobs. But it's these drones by arrow drones that they hook up and they wash the windows of the skyscrapers.

And they also are using them now to fight fires in these buildings. really freaking cool. And they're, I mean, I believe that the AFL-CIO window washers of New York City and Chicago and any of the inner cities across the country are not going to be happy with the aerodrones. The aerodrones will,

oh, did someone accidentally, did someone accidentally? Oh, there goes another drone. Oh, no, what's going on? Somebody needs to stop that. Oh, there goes, oh, no, we're going to have to, oh, there goes all the drones that were cleaning the windows on the windows. We'll have to get humans back. Oh, darn.

So we got, we've got a prosecutor. We find out who was bringing down all those aerodrones. That's it. We're going to put an end to this. Oh, look at there. Some more drones cleaning that window. Are they doing a good job? They sure are.

Oh, we haven't found that guy that's shooting those drones yet? Damn. Oh, no, there goes another one. Oh, arrow drones. We're sorry. We'll get people to do that. And then, you know, as soon as you get those drones replaced, we'll help you. We'll help you replace them.

But until that, man, we got people. We got people. So that's what, I mean, they are not going to be happy with, but they are really cool. And they do a great job. And so those of you that think that robots are going to be putting people out of work, you're right. And now, Jeff Fisher. And now, Jeff Fisher. When I say, and now, Jeff Fisher means you talk.

But you're not talking for the audience to listen. And now, Jeff Fisher. And now, Jeff Fisher. I like that, actually. I want that to happen, like, a lot. I want you to just be in the corner, be my announcer. And now we go to Jeff Fisher with CTF. I like the fact that, you know, in the past,

you've given me crap for pretending I've had the microphone in my hand, for pretending I've had all kinds of stuff in my hand. pretending I've had the megaphone in my hand. You've given me all kinds of crap for pretending I've had that stuff in there. And yet, and yet, when you go to do Mr. Announcer, when you go to do it now, Jeff Fisher, you have to put your hand over your ear. Nobody sees it.

It doesn't do a thing for the broadcast, except it makes you feel like you're Mr. Announcer in the corner. Well, if you remember doing the morning blaze, you show me that that's how you do it. Did you forget that? You were sitting over here. I was sitting over there. Yes. And you always told me I have to put my hand in my ear.

You're right. If you're going to be the announcer like that, you have. Exactly. So I'm doing what you train me. So why do you give me crap about that? I don't know. I just feel like giving you crap. What else is new, Jeffrey?

That's all. I just feel like giving you crap. Did you bring my ice cream cone? I know you were a little late today. A little busy. I thought maybe you were out getting my ice cream coming from DQ. Oof, look at the time. I know.

that's my point. If you remember, yesterday we had a plan, so I don't know what happened to the plan. I don't know either. You showed up late and the plan got on. I've been here. No, I've been here. Oh my gosh. I've just been silent.

Who did all the noises and stuff like that? The what? The noises and from the board. Who did that? Was that you? It was me. No, it was not me. Danny, who else it was?

If you want to have this fight, we can have this fight. Let's have this fight. It was me, Jeff Fisher. I was back here. been here since one o'clock. Nothing is farther from the truth. Roll the tape.

Yeah, let's roll it. Let's roll it. Let's roll it. Because I believe a little bit on that tape, there was how you changed your voice commenting. That's a voice box. Oh, okay. That's a Taylor preset.

I didn't realize the voice box had that particular voice. It did. It did. It's Taylor preset. That's funny. I didn't know that was there. Do you know all 300 presets? You know what? I do.

You do? I do. Well, then you miss one. I just added it. So it's 301 now? 301. 301. 301 is Taylor. Taylor? No, Taylor preset. Taylor preset. I apologize. So.

We've got to the water cooler, right? All right. So we've already been to the water cooler, bro. We've been all over. We have? We've been everywhere. I thought you were here. I said, I don't remember. I got PTSD.

And now, Jeff Fisher. And now Jeff Fisher, CTF. I want to thank you for subscribing to, uh, chewing the fat. What? You haven't subscribed? What the hell? What? All right. So, listen, here's the deal. If you're listening to Chewing the Fat, you need to subscribe, please. We need your help. We need your subscriptions. And the rest of the stuff, the rating and the reviewing and the sharing and all that stuff and telling your friends when you're out for drinks or dinner, telling your friends, you know, and tweeting or any of that stuff when you're

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And then you're good. Thank you very much. I appreciate it. So make that happen. And then you can tell me that you made that happen by tweeting me at Jeff EJFR or Facebook and Instagram is Jeff Fisher Radio. And you can let me know that way as well. I think that we need a new law as far as flying on airplanes.

You know, how many times have we heard stories? 15. 15 times we've heard? All right, so this is the 16th. 16th time where someone has made it through check-in. through security, through almost boarding. And when I say almost boarding,

they made it through, no, no, no, no. I don't think people should be able to fly with weapons. But you know what? I really, I don't know that I care. I don't know that I actually really care. What if he's Tony Romo? Yeah, that's fine. Tony, I don't care if Tony can have a rocket launcher on his back.

I'm guessing he's not going to fire it when he's on the plane. It's just me, though. If he fires it, got me. Okay, you got me. So, but that's my, that leads into my point, though, the Tony Romo thing. Okay, so this lady, all right, had made it through check-in, made it through security. She walked around the airport, made it through the runway, up to the airplane, and that's when the stewardess said, oh, you can't be on the plane with that. You got to put a jacket on. That's, that's too, that's too nasty for you. That looks like a bra.

And it's not, it's, you know, okay, so so what? So what if it's a bra? So what if it's a swimsuit top? So what if it's two top? Why is it gone that far before we're going to start a battle with this lady over what she's wearing? If it's a problem, it should be set at check-in so that the people can put a jacket on from their luggage or decide they're not going to fly today or whatever. But if you've gone through check-in and you've gone through. security.

And you've gone through waiting around and then you're walking up the little runway onto the airplane and little Miss Millie Millie or little Miss Billy Billy, Mr. Billy Billy, sorry, I didn't meet a judge. And is sitting there on the plane greeting you. I know you're the last

line of defense on the airline. I get it. But you're the last line of defense for safety. If you think that a lady wearing a small top, a bra, a swimsuit top, something similar to a swimsuit top, and that's it, and a pair of pants, is a safety problem, then we need to do some more training for you. And second, we've gone that far. She gets to be on the plane.

She gets to be on the plane. That's just the way it is. If a guy is boarding a plane and he's made it that far with a t-shirt, with a t-shirt on. or with a wife beater, and I don't want to, I don't call him. If he's wearing a wife beer, then that's a problem because he should be arrested and take it down.

But you know what kind of t-shirt I'm talking about. What are they, they're wife-beaters. They're wife-beaters. Don't get up politically correct. Wife beaters and what's the other do-rags. Yeah. So if you've made it that far, you get to be on the plane.

You get to be on the plane. Apparently this lady, you know, made it that far, and she was wearing there's a picture of her. And, you know, I'm fine with it. You're fine with it? I'm fine with it. It's just, you know, she's got her long pants on and she's got her little black tennis slip on tennis shoes that you wear when you're flying.

And then she's got her little top that is, you know, it's possible that that could be considered just a braw, just a brazier. But there's no way if she starts getting chilly on the plane, she's going to cover up. Right? If she starts getting chilly, she's going to cover up. No question. She's going to put a jacket on or a blanket or whatever. But she's made it that far. I didn't, it shouldn't be, when you've come that far and then little Miss Millie Millie or

little Miss, I mean, Mr. Billy Billy says, oh, you can't go on the plane with that unless you get covered up. Shut up. No. Right. I should be able to tell you to shut up. But if I do, then for sure I get kicked off. I want a new law.

I want a new flying law. If I've made it to the airline, if I've made it to the airplane, if I've made it to the airplane, With what I'm wearing, you don't get to tell me I have to change. It's my due law. We're done. Case disposed. And now, Jeff Fisher, CTV? Wait, CTV?

I missed stop. Can I say, can I go again? Don't do not edit that out. You could go again, but that stays. Go ahead. And now, Jeff Fisher, CTF. Oh, thank you so much, Chris. Go back to your corner.

Before I leave today, I just want to say this. Look, I don't get political here on chewing the fat often. I don't get political hardly at all because it's just boring. And everybody else on the network is all political. And it's, you know, the day-to-day struggles are hard enough. You know, to get to have everybody political is just, I'm over it. And I know that I know that you are too. That's what I'm here for.

I want to have a few laughs. I want to talk. I want to get angry at a few things. And I want to just take it. easy, but I don't want to have to discuss politics all the time, because life is more than just politics. It really is. But there are times when I need to comment on a few things.

Like, I've really ticked that. Why doesn't Donald Trump, our president, just come out and say, I don't have to like John McCain. Okay? It's okay that I don't like John McCain. And the rest of you that are on my side continue to be on my side instead of trying to beat me up because I don't like John McCain and I don't lie about what a great guy he was

because I don't think he was a great guy I don't have to say that he was a great guy period period but he has to say that he has to no he doesn't he does because Megan McCain came out and said

Donald Trump will never be a great man and he lives a pathetic life okay you know what Megan, I know you love your father, and you should love your father, and you should have everything good to say about your father. And darn right, he was a good man to you and a great man to you. I got it.

I understand it. He doesn't have to be to Donald Trump. He doesn't have to be. And you get your panties all in a wad and start screaming. So now we have all these other Republicans and GOP. Oh, the great John McCain, and he was so great. and I can't believe that Donald Trump is treating him that bad. Why does he have to like him?

Why? Can we go back to when he was running for president? When John McCain was running for president and didn't people trash him? Oh, wait, they did? No, the press loved him then too. No, they did trash him, yes. I remember that. No, you're misremembering.

Oh, I am. You're misremembering. I want to apologize. He was the greatest then, too. Oh, he was. He was. All the press loved him. They loved every choice he made, including his choice for vice president.

They loved his choice for everything. And it was good that he won. Oh, wait. He didn't. All right, I know. That's enough. I'll stop being political. But just know that it's okay if our president doesn't like somebody.

He already said he was a senator. He was fine. Remember you didn't invite him to the funeral, Megan? Remember that? They rescind the invite. So I remember that? Megan, because you don't like Donald Trump. It's okay for you not to like Donald Trump,

but it's not okay for Donald Trump, not to like you. Thank you for listening to chewing the fat. I'll stop now. That's my thing. Oh. Thank you for listening to Jeffie, CTF. And now to your regular programming. I get to, I've done?

Oh, you're done, dude. You're done.