Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 554 | I’m Not Beau
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Well, there you have it.
The first mandate for vaccinations.
Now, not really a big surprise that it comes from the cruise lines,
but passengers and crew mandated that you would.
will have vaccinations.
And I'm pretty sure that they had talked about making it testing negative too.
So it doesn't say that in here.
But according to this American Queen Steamboat Company and Victory Cruise Lines are the first in the U.S.
to mandate a coronavirus vaccine for passengers and crew before setting sail this summer
goes into effect, this new
company policy, comes into effect
July 1st.
All righty.
It's, of course, for the health
and safety of the guests,
crew members, and partners
as we make sure
that their safety and health
remain our top priority.
Yes, I know.
So the immunization requires,
also applies to shipboard and non-shipboard employees across the AQSC and the VCL fleets.
All right.
So if you think that's not going to have a domino effect on other companies mandating the vaccine, think again.
Because we told you, and I say we, we as in myself here on chewing the fat,
myself and Pat Gray on Pat Unleashed, that sure, it's not going to be mandated from the government yet, but companies will definitely mandate it.
We still have companies saying that they are not mandating it, but they're making it possible for their employees to take time off and get the vaccination.
so they they want you to know that they are for it,
but they're not mandating it yet.
Welcome to chewing the fat.
So how much would you eat?
I should just stop the question right there.
How much would you eat to save 46 bucks?
According to this, four men recently
ate 66 pounds of oranges
in approximately 30 minutes.
So this happened in China.
Another story out of China that I'm not sure I believe.
But, I mean, I believe it more than Wang getting anally probed.
But these four men apparently were told that you're going to be flying back to your home.
This was in China.
They were trying to avoid paying extra airline fees.
They were at the Kuhnaming Airport, and they were flying home from a business trip in the Yunnan province.
And according to this, they wanted to save money, which equaled 301, which is about 46 bucks.
And so we just stood there and ate the whole thing up.
took about 20 to 30 minutes
said Wang. Oh my gosh.
The story is not real.
It's not, I don't believe it.
No.
It's another Wang.
Oh my gosh.
So,
it's said here according, where does it say his name?
Orange, you,
okay, he's glad it's Chinese airport.
Four men recently gobbled 66 pounds.
The group identified as
co-workers decided to consume the oranges
after learning it would cost 3001, about 46 bucks,
to transport the oranges back home.
We just stood there and ate the whole thing up,
said Wang, one of the travelers.
Okay, so maybe the last name Wang is like Smith here in the U.S.,
but every one of these stories coming out of China now
are being reported on from, you know,
one of the co-workers named Wang.
All right.
And then he talks about how the citrus left painful sores in their mouths.
No.
Now I don't believe the story.
There's no way.
And I'm sorry.
It's just not true.
We're just printing stories online now and they're just made up.
Let's talk about something that is for real.
And that is Brookers Founding Flavors ice cream.
I know.
It is for real, and it is tremendous.
Brookers Founding Flavors ice cream is, you know, let's just call it the fusion of homemade super premium ice cream and early American history.
It's made with the kind of care and high-end ingredients that you just don't get when you go to the grocery store.
See, that's the thing.
When you go to brookers ice cream.com, you're going to see the ice cream in it.
It doesn't do it justice.
When you have ice cream from the grocery store, I see a pint of ice cream at the grocery store and I think, no, I mean, that's a piece of cake.
That's a snack.
That's a snack.
One pint is a snack.
Where a pint from Brookers is not like the pint from the grocery store.
It is not 50% air.
it's made hand-packed and made with the world's best ingredients.
So you're not eating the entire pint.
Well, most people aren't.
And thinking, I could eat a half a dozen more of these
because it just is a different kind of ice cream.
It's so good and so enjoyable.
Go to brookersicecream.com.
You can click on the ship nationwide tab,
and you can get it delivered, you know, wherever you live.
Every flavor is themed around our founding fathers and founding mothers from Franklin's Black Raspberry Republic.
If you can keep it to Patrick Henry's, give me chocolate or give me death.
If you're going to be enjoying spoonfuls of super premium quality flavor ice cream,
don't forget about Marie Antoinette's
let them eat red velvet cake.
It's the flavor that they
put out for Valentine's Day.
You still have time to order it
and have it delivered by Valentine's Day.
You can click on the Ship Nationwide tab,
like I said, when you go to brookers ice cream.com,
and you can place your order,
and then you pick a day that you want it delivered on.
Now, you're going to need to have it ordered
by the 10th.
All right. So if you're listening to this show live today on the 4th of February 2021, you have six days to get to it and get that order in.
Now, of course, you can order after the 10th, but it just won't be for Valentine's Day.
And it's important to get that order in if you want to use it as a Valentine's Day gift.
And it is a Valentine's Day gift that is world class.
Brookersicecream.com.
Brookersicecream.com, click on that ship nationwide tab, get your order in, pick your date and delivery,
and let's get it to your house, and then you can email me chewing the fat at the blaze.com,
and let me know how you like it, because I am in love with it.
So, brookersicecream.com.
Brookersicecream.com, you know what?
I'm not even going to concern myself with that ship nationwide tab.
Just go to the website, and you'll figure it out.
It says ship nationwide.
wide right there.
It's nice and easy.
No problem.
Okay?
All right, good.
Brookersicecreep.com.
All right, so we know that the Golden Globe nominations are now out.
We know that Tina Faye and Amy Polar is going to return as the hosts of the Golden Globes
for the fourth time later this month.
And it was just so darn good last year.
It's just going to be that much better this year for the 70s.
8th annual Golden Globe Awards.
And it's going to be great.
And Netflix led in both television and film nominations, including the drama Mank, which
led with six nods.
The trial of the Chicago 7 followed with five nominations.
Huh.
Interesting.
It's going to be a virtual event, or in some fashion, anyway.
on February 28th on NBC Sunday night on NBC going up against the Walking Dead.
The Walking Dead comes back on February 28th.
Wow.
So we'll be, I'll watch some of maybe the beginning of this,
but once Dead starts, I'm over on AMC.
And we're watching Walking Dead.
They're back.
And so we'll, you know, talking Walking Dead, we'll be back as well with Jason and Maximus.
So the TV pioneer Norman Lear will receive the Carol Burnett Award for his lifetime of achievement.
Actress Jane Fonda will be presented with the Cecil B. DeMille Award for her outstanding contributions to the industry.
Really?
Has Jane Fonda really given outstanding contributions to the industry?
I guess we'll find out, won't we?
I mean, I know that she hates the country.
I know that she said, I guess that it's a mistake.
She thinks it was a mistake, or she went about it wrong, whatever her quote is,
back during the Vietnam War.
If you know anyone that's alive and was in the Vietnam War, they can't stand her.
and I'm right there with him.
She is agonizing.
Anyway, we have some of the best performances for an actor
in a television series.
Don Cito for Black Monday.
Nicholas Holt the Great.
Eugene Levy and Schitts Creek.
Jason Sudugas, Ted Lassau,
and Rami Yosef and Rami.
I don't know.
We'll see.
Best performance by an actress in a television series,
musical or comedy.
Lily Collins, Emily and Paris,
Kaylee Cucco, the flight attendant.
That was actually okay.
It wasn't bad, and she was okay in it.
Ellie Fanning the Great, Jane,
that means always extraordinary playlist.
Catherine O'Hara and Schitts Creek.
I mean, there's going to be a Schitts Creek
extravaganza again.
Best performance by an actor in a television series,
Jason Bateman, Ozark,
Josh O'Connor, The Crown,
Bob Odenkirk, better call so.
Al Pacino, Hunters,
Matthew Rise, Perry Mason.
All of those are really good.
Pacino was, okay, in Hunters.
That was a fun watch.
A little different.
Matthew Rise and Perry Mason was awesome.
He might get it.
But unless they go for the Crown,
because the Crown is in the best performance
by an actress as well.
And so, you know, they might get it
because you've got Olivia Coleman with the Crown,
Jody Cormer, Killing Eve,
Emma Corny with the Crown,
Laura Lennie Ozark,
and Sarah Paulson with Ratchett,
which she was, I mean, Ratchet was okay.
She was great in it.
But Matthew Risen and it was Perry Mason.
I love that series.
It was really, but Ozark, I mean, Jason Bateman,
I mean, that guy could,
you can just give him the award
and everybody'd be happy.
No doubt about that.
And, you know, on and on.
Are they, you know,
best performance,
an actress in a limited series or motion picture made for television.
Kate Blanchett, Mrs. America.
Daisy Edgar Jones, normal people.
Shearahas, unorthodox.
Nicole Kidman, the undoing.
She was really good in that.
Anna Taylor Joy, the Queen's Gambit.
I bet you they'll give it to her.
She was great in the Queen's Gambit on Netflix.
Although Nicole was great,
be tough to beat out Nicole,
but Anna Taylor Joy probably will do it
because the Queen's Gambit was a,
you know, a little under-the-radar hit
on Netflix that everybody loved.
So, best television series drama,
The Crown Lovecraft Country,
The Mandalorian, Ozark, Ratchet.
Okay.
You know, Ozark probably deserves,
it, but the crown is probably going to get it.
I know earlier today on Pat Unleashed here on the Blaze Network.
We talked about how he wanted the Mandalorian.
The Mandalorian has been a great series, but best television series drama, no.
No.
Up against the Crown in Ozark, no.
Even Ratchet wasn't that great.
And that was, you know, better than the Mandalorian.
I would, well, maybe not.
No, not better than The Mandalorian.
Never mind.
Ratchin was not better than the Mandalorian.
There's no doubt about that.
Anyway, those are some of the roles.
It looks like it's probably going to be the Crown and Schitts Creek.
Ozarks got a bunch in here,
but they usually get axed because Bateman is just Jason Bateman.
He's great.
Best television series, musical or comedy.
Emily and Paris.
the flight attendant, Schitts Creek, the great, Ted Lassau.
I mean, it's probably going to go to Schitts Creek, right?
Of course it is.
Best Motion Picture, Musical, or Comedy?
Brat, subsequent movie film?
No.
I refuse to give an award to him.
Hamilton?
I think we give it to Hamilton.
We're already done, right?
Music, Palm Springs, the prom.
We just give it to Hamilton and move on.
Best Motion Picture, Musical, Comedy.
He's got to go to Hamilton.
That was really good.
And my daughter has done nothing but drive that play and that musical into my head.
I mean, every song a thousand times.
And they're really good.
It was really fun watch.
I enjoyed the heck out of watching it.
And I do enjoy the songs.
And the performance of Hamilton was really good.
So, you know, I'm kind of hooked on that.
Another musical that I'm hooked on thanks to my daughter is one called Six.
I may have talked about it before.
But if you have an opportunity to just the,
The music alone in six is great.
So I'm kind of hooked on that because my daughter's been playing that for the past year in my head.
During lockdown, it's been nothing but six in my head.
All right, best actor in a motion picture drama.
Chadwick Bozeman, Ma Rainey's Black Bottom, who do you think they're going to give it to?
Anybody else listed in here?
Who do you think they're going to give it to?
Ah, yes, they'll give it to Chadwick Bosman.
Yes, no problem. He wins.
Riz Ahmad, The Sound of Metal, Anthony Hopkins, the father, Gary Oldman, Mank.
To be around the Maritanian, no, sorry, it goes to Chadwick Bosman.
That's just the way it is.
Best Actress in a Motion Picture, Viola Davis, Marini's Black Bottom,
Andrea Day, the United States versus Billy Holiday.
You know, I haven't seen that.
And I just saw a promo for that and it looks really good.
And I'm really disappointed that I haven't seen that yet.
Vanessa Kirby, pieces of a woman.
Francis McDormon.
Nomad land.
Francis McDormand is, I mean, she's just awesome.
Carrie Mulligan, promising young woman.
Probably go to, it'll probably be Maher Rainey's Black Bottom, a sweep, right?
Chadwick Boseman, Villa Davis, and she'll, of course, give a big Chadwick
Bozeman speech.
So it'll be great.
I'll let you know when Lynn Wendman Miranda gets the best actor in a motion picture musical or comedy for Hamilton.
You know, if they give Hamilton the best picture or musical, whatever it is that we talked about,
then Lynn doesn't win, right?
They give it to Sassabar Cohen.
He's dominated for the best actor in a motion picture.
Sasa Berrin Cohen.
Are you kidding me?
That guy, no.
I say no.
Okay, we're done.
We're done. Sassarvier and Coates, in here twice.
Twice with the Golden Globes.
I say, no.
Happy birthday to Hunter Biden.
If you're listening live, today is the 4th of February, as I said a little earlier, 2021.
And happy birthday to Hunter Biden, who turns 51 today.
Congratulations. I know that Hunter has had us, you know, struggled for many years of his life.
But while, you know, dad just told him stay under the radar and, you know, everything will be fine,
especially before I get into the presidency. And now that he dad is the president, you know, we can start coming out a little bit.
Well, now we know that he inked a secret deal, a tell-all memoir about his famous family and his battle with substance abuse.
And he's going to the hush, hush contract with gallery books from Simon and Schuster.
Oh, so the book is to be titled Beautiful Things.
It's coming out in April, according to this.
Wow.
According to Hunter, he comes from a family forged by tragedies and bound by remarkable,
unbreakable love
well yes
I mean that's a snippet
released by gallery
so man can't wait for that
it will be an interesting read
to see if he actually
breaks down
his drug life
I mean sure
is he going to talk about how
his drugs you know helped him
divorce
the one
the one lady
Kathleen
you know
they just have three kids and he couldn't help smoke crack.
That's all.
And then he went on his smoking crack binge.
In fact, I believe he's still going on his crack binges every now and then out in L.A.
where he rents a separate house and goes to party when he and the wife are fighting with their new baby, by the way.
And don't forget, he has the baby from the strip club in, I think she was in Ohio,
but she lives in Arkansas now, of which he is the baby daddy.
so we'll see if he talks about that in the book.
Actually, I was thinking the title should probably be, you know,
something like, I'm never as good as Bo.
Dad always wished we were Bo.
We'll never be something like that, something along those lines.
But I know now we talked about where he's into his artwork too.
And I love the justifications that allow these,
people like Hunter
Biden and Kamala Harris
says daughter you know we talked about her daughter
getting the modeling career
the justification from
Ivan Bart the president of IMG models
she just communicates this moment
in time there's a cheekiness
and a joy she exudes
oh so
is she model worthy
I saw her at the inauguration and I thought, wow, she's communicating fashion.
Oh, okay, so we're going to give her a contract.
Yes, of course we are.
Of course we are.
And of course Hunter gets the book deal, which was a hush-hush deal because we wouldn't
want that coming out prior to the election, right?
Of course not.
But we did, we do know that, you know, of course, after his election.
and his struggles because the art that he's been doing
is literally helped him in his battles
with addiction to drugs and alcohol.
And according to New York art critic,
Anthony Hayden guest,
if I didn't know who it was
and I saw it for the first time,
I would think it was pretty interesting stuff.
He's got talent.
Well, that doesn't make it good.
You can say that about a thousand people or more.
Yeah, you know, that's pretty interesting stuff.
You've got some talent there.
Maybe you need to work a little on that.
But his paintings featuring pastel births of flowers
and other shapes made with layers of alcohol ink
that he blows with a metallic straw into Japanese Yupo paper,
a smooth synthetic material made from recycled paper.
So he's using alcohol ink.
and using a metal straw to blow it.
Come on now.
I'm supposed to believe that that's what the alcohol and the straws are for.
Right.
But anyway, happy birthday.
Happy birthday, Hunter.
And congratulations on your art deal,
because I know you've got a big show coming up.
And congratulations on your book deal.
We'll see if we have an actual inside story.
of I'm not Moe.
That's the title of the book, Hunter.
I'm not Bo.
All right, let's go to the break room.
I'm not Mo.
I need something cold.
He'll probably, I can't, really, I can't wait for the book.
And I'm going to try to get an interview with him.
There's not a chance.
Not a chance.
He talks to me or anyone at this network.
But I would love.
to interview Hunter on his beautiful things.
And talk about his struggles
and how he's getting his life back together.
I mean, maybe he is.
Good for him.
I mean, I hope he is.
I hope he is.
But I will ask him,
did you ever think about titling the book,
I'm not Bo?
I guarantee you he hangs up
when I ask him that question.
Maybe that's why, you know,
I really tried,
I reached out to the one guy
who's covering the,
uh,
mafia trial in Italy,
one of the people.
And he is,
uh,
lives in London and he's works for NBC News.
And I reached out to him and I thought,
hey,
you know,
you're covering the mafia trial in Italy.
I'd love it.
I've talked about it.
I want to talk to you.
And his response was,
yeah,
I don't think the powers that be would
let that happen.
So I took that as no way NBC is talking to the blaze.
So I'll take a shot and try to get,
try to talk to Hunter and interview him because he's got to go on a book
tour.
Now maybe he only does.
a few interviews here and there,
but we're going to,
we're going to try for that.
I want to talk to Hunter Biden
on chewing the fat about his new book,
I'm not Bo.
I mean beautiful things.
Anyway, we're in the break room,
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I can't get, I have, we, I have got to talk to Hunter Biden.
That's all I'm thinking about now.
That's where I'm at right now.
I want to talk to Hunter Biden about his new book.
Beautiful things.
Now again, I'm not going to bet any money that he talks to us here on June the Fat,
but we are going to try.
I promise you that.
And I'll let you know the outcome of what happens.
Also, we got the news today.
Is there nobody fighting anymore?
The parlor, social media platform, the CEO Jamet, gone.
He gets voted off the board?
Come on.
You know, we just talked yesterday when I talked about following me on social media.
And I talk about, you know, follow me on Twitter at Jeffrey JFR.
And Facebook and Instagram is Jeff Fisher Radio.
And parlor is Jeff Fisher Radio.
But there is no parlor.
But if it comes back, then.
And, you know, it's Jeff Fisher Radio.
I mean, and now they've kicked this guy.
He's the guy.
He was the one that was fighting for it and saying they were going to come back
and saying that what kind of free speech platform he'd created.
And now he's gone.
So either he creates something else and tries to pick up the fight again.
Or he just goes away and parlor comes back as.
a little Twitter.
And we just, that's where you're at with parlor.
It just becomes a little Twitter.
And, you know, maybe at some point Twitter says,
eh, we're just going to buy it.
And so if you're on parlor,
you can stay on parlor, but it's owned by Twitter.
Maybe, maybe.
Or they just leave it be.
And they just say, look, be happy that we let you exist.
Okay.
So take whatever little advertising dollars you can get,
but you start making sure that people are monitored
and not saying what they want to say
and having the conversations they want to have on your platform
unless it's, you know, under the guise of our same policies
here at Twitter and Facebook and Amazon and Google.
Oh.
Okay.
no problem
and I have a feeling that's what's going to happen
so I feel like
they've given in they've lost the fight
they decided that the fight is over
and they threw in the towel
and good luck
God bless but
John was not going to have
anything to do with throwing in the towel
so they booted him off the board
and now they'll get back
to get back to their
social media platform without their free speech driven space.
They'll try to sell it as it.
Well, we're still the same thing.
We just wanted to part ways with John.
Oh, okay.
Sure.
I believe you.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
There's a challenge on TikTok, the silhouette challenge.
Originally created as a way to empower the female.
body. Oh no, it's called the TikTok Silhouette Challenge. But now, now it's being discouraged.
We can't have it because get this. And I know it's going to be hard to believe, but the trend is
being used by men to gawk at naked women.
Wait. What? Yes. So the original.
trend entails placing a red filter over a clip of oneself, gyrating naked or semi-nude, so it appears
as if their shadow is dancing seductively, like an animation in the Bond film's opening
credits. However, social media opportunists have discovered how to remove the filter, thereby
revealing the posters bare-naked or partially clad bodies. Oh my gosh.
The horror.
So these same women who are pissed at Instagram
because they can't show their nipples
are now mad at men for figuring out a way
to see them naked on TikTok.
Okay, all right, no problem.
I'm with you, 100%.
No problem.
I mean, there's tutorials if you had TikTok.
If I had TikTok, I would definitely,
no, I better not say that.
No, I think this is it.
You know what?
This is horrific.
And I just don't want to see it.
Okay?
I just don't want to see it.
This is ridiculous.
It's creepy and gross.
And that's just the way it is.
Now, according to some,
now some would say that,
hey, women,
are always finding ways to make themselves victims
and they shouldn't have been naked on the internet.
Some would say that.
Some would say, hey, you really wanted me to see it anyway.
That's why you did it.
Some would say that.
Others would say, you sick freak,
I wanted to, I wanted to show my individuality.
I wanted to show that I am a,
female, proud of my body behind this red filter,
and you have taken it to some sick angle that you,
I can't take anymore.
Well, now I see where, did you see the lady that got into a fight with LeBron
courtside?
So, I mean, they're letting fans into NBA games now.
So this lady got into some row with LeBron.
LeBron tried to blow it off like, oh, I don't think they should have been kicked out.
I don't know.
Maybe they had a couple of two drinks and, you know, the guy and I had some words.
She claims that LeBron said something to her husband, and she got pissed at him, you know,
mouthing off to her husband.
So she started hollering at LeBron.
And so they kicked her out, agonizing.
And LeBron's, oh, they should have kicked her out.
You know, they had too much drink.
I miss the fan.
I love having the fans there.
Do you?
Do you, LeBron?
So anyway, good news, though, is that this courtside Karen, who's gone viral, and she now has been offered from Cam Soda an opportunity to do some porn.
Right?
for free. I know.
That's so nice of them.
So
Juliana Carlos
stands to earn
$50,000
if she appears on Cam Soda
for an hour long,
possibly triple X cam show.
So
okay.
I mean, is it worth
50 grand? You got into a fight with
LeBron, court side. You got
kicked out of the game and now
you're being offered 50 grand
to go on Cam Soda
for a triple X cam show
for an hour
or so
I would say
I'm going to make the bet that
yes
she does it but it's not going to be Triple X
but she does it
and absolutely
camsota makes their money
back on that. For 50 grand? Yeah, she's getting naked. The other female in the news that I don't think
would get naked for any amount of money? Well, no, that's not true. Let me rephrase. She will get,
she will and has gotten naked for, you know, different things. Katie Couric, I'm talking about. So we talked
about her, I think yesterday or the day before we talked about the new Jeopardy villain hosts or
whatever. Well, now
they're
reporting that Katie really wants
the gig. Well, she needs the gig.
She wants to become the permanent
you know, Jeopardy
host. Good luck.
You better knock it out of the park, baby,
because they're concerned.
I mean, apparently the insider
news on Jeopardy is that, you know,
we've got to find somebody to replace Alex.
And it's got to be the right pick or
the show's over. I
don't think it is. I think if
you, first of all, you don't need someone like Katie Couric.
Don't get talked to the Katie Couric.
What you need to do is call me, okay?
This little guest host thing is kind of a good idea.
Brings people in, we've talked about it before.
But, you know, let Ken, you know, be the, let Ken be the anchor in between the guest
host, so you still have that, you know, comfort level of, you know, you have a week or two
with Ken, and then you bring in another guest host.
and you let the guest host do it,
and you promote the crap out of the guest hosts,
whoever they are, you know,
whether it's Aaron or, you know, Aaron Rogers or Katie Couric
or Mom, Billy, whoever is going to be the guest host,
you promote the crap out of it on all your social medias
and your promos and your commercials for that week.
And then, you know, the weeks that Ken Jenning is there,
you don't necessarily have to promote it
because he's just the comfort zone for Jeopardy.
People are there.
They're used to watching it.
There you go.
And you bring them back.
Then you have to get someone who is not a superstar in their own right, not a star in their own deal.
Katie's too big of a star, too well-known, too set in their ways.
And she, I mean, has she done anything really since her news thing that has been successful?
I don't think so.
Uh, you know, she's done a couple of things.
A few things here and there, but not really anything that's anything to speak of.
Right?
She's had her talk show.
She has a couple of talk shows.
I mean, the CBS evening news.
And then when she was doing, you know, the morning show, that was, those were her places.
And, you know, I don't, you know, Jeopardy is not her place.
Uh, dear Jeopardy people call me and, uh, we'll figure it out.
But, uh, it's not Katie.
Sorry, Katie.
maybe if you go get in the fight with LeBron,
somebody will give you some cash for going on their porn site.
Then again, maybe they won't.
So have you decided whether you're going to get the vaccine or not for COVID-19?
I keep going back and forth.
One day, I'm just ready to get the vaccine.
I'm ready to get the super flu shot.
I'm ready to get all the shots that I need to get in one time,
just sit down and take them all right now.
Let's give them to me and let me go home.
And I'll be, you know, I'll be hazy for a couple of days
and then I'll be back fighting.
And I keep going back and forth.
And then the next day I'm like, no.
I do not want any of your shots, okay?
No.
In fact, I'm just going to start smoking again is what's going to happen.
That's where I'm at.
Vaccine or smoking.
That's where I'm at.
I mean, I don't know.
I don't know what to make.
of it. I really don't. It's so strange. I mean, I know that there's, I keep hearing about all these
challenges that we're having with the vaccine rollout, but it certainly seems to be running
pretty smooth. If you want the vaccine, you can get the vaccine. You have to, you know,
either go online or call and, you know, they don't take walk-ups. If you walk up to the place that's,
you know, giving vaccines out and you have a made.
an appointment, they just shoot you dead.
So if you want to be death by vaccine guard, that's how you do it.
You just show up at the vaccine place.
I know.
It sounds weird, but that's what happens.
I mean, look, I'm just telling you what I see.
So, I mean, you just make the appointment and then they tell you when to come.
If you're in the window or not in the window.
If you're, you know, when you reach the point of you being in the window, they say,
hey, come and get it.
and you drive up and you get it.
Heck, they've got the Texas Motor Speedway here in Fort Worth open up.
It looks like, you know, thousands of cars are pulling in there.
People are getting the vaccine.
They're talking about three or four different pharmacies in Texas that are going to start getting them.
And Walgreens wasn't one of them on the list.
I was really surprised about that.
But those pharmacies are supposed to start receiving vaccines next week.
So the rollout is still happening.
people are getting the vaccine.
In Texas, they talked about CBS, H-E-B,
good neighbor pharmacy,
and Walmart will have the vaccine available.
I'm really no Walgreens in Texas.
That's pretty surprising to me.
I don't know why.
It just is.
Anyway, I can't decide whether I want the vaccine or not.
It's just such a strange place to be in.
I know.
I can't really make up my mind
whether I want it.
And then I get an email.
We hear reports of good things and bad things happening to different people.
We saw the video of the one lady.
Now, I know.
It's one lady.
I got it.
One lady that, you know, was, you know, in just, she got the vaccine.
And, you know, she went into uncontrollably, uncontrollable shaking and can't stop.
Okay.
Nobody wants to be that one person, I know.
But as far as being extra sick or having going through an illness with it,
I mean, with the flu shots, we've all been, and I say we've all,
I know that I have gotten a flu shot and then felt like I had the flu for a day,
maybe day and a half, two days, something like that, and then, you know, you move on.
But I got an email from one of the listeners to chewing the fat, Jeremy, and he reminded me that he got the vaccine, the Pfizer vaccine at his work.
He said the first one, his arm was sore for a few days.
The second one, which he claims here, all of his coworkers had symptoms.
after the second one.
And some were pretty rough,
according to Jeremy.
He claims that he took
Motrin before and after
and wow, man.
I mean, you are really,
you are really going deep
for painkillers when you have Motrin.
How many mochran I have to?
No, never mind.
Relief factors.
It's all that I need.
Anyway, he said he felt fine.
until about until the next day, right?
And then he said he started shaking uncontrollably.
I mean, okay, that's when you start thinking you're the one with the lady, right?
Now, he said this went on for about 20 minutes.
And then he said here, it's pretty scary.
Yeah, because he saw the lady too that we showed during Pat Unleash.
that was, you know, the shaking lady.
And you feel like, oh, I don't want to be her.
Do, thank you.
Nobody wants to be her.
And you want to help her.
You want to hug her.
You want to stop it.
But nobody, you know, you don't want to be that person.
So if you start shaking, I mean, you start to have a little, you know,
little, you're starting to freak out a little, which, you know, apparently he was.
But after 20 minutes, it stopped.
Okay.
Now, he said it was kind of, you know, the nurse that gave him the shot.
When he came up to get the shot said, you know, we're seeing more reactions than initially thought.
Are you?
Now, if that's, you hear that before you're getting the second shot, you're already in.
It's too late in my, in my view.
You're already there, right?
I mean, you're getting the second shot.
If you hear that before the first shot, maybe you don't get it.
So maybe the nurse, maybe that's what the nurse says to the number two shoters.
You know, we're seeing more reactions than we initially thought we would.
But roll up your shirt sleeve.
Come here.
Because if you hear that before the first time, you're sitting down, you're going, yeah,
you know, this is round one and so I want to get this vaccine.
you know let's get this COVID-19 get this get this immunity going you know we're seeing more reactions
than we initially thought we would but you're still you know we're giving you the first shot yeah he's
here for the first shot now you know what I'm good I'm good oh yeah hey before before we wrap it up
and I say goodbye I wanted to see hey how it's going in Oregon how you doing everything okay I know that
uh measure 110 went into effect this week so the decriminal
of hard drugs such as, did I say that right, decriminalizing of hard drugs,
such as, you know, everything like such as, you know, heroin, cocaine, methamphetamine,
oxycodone, you know, they are all decriminalized.
I know.
Small amounts of the hard drug, just as a civil violation.
Look, you can pay the $100 fine, or I would love to.
see and hear from someone who took the health assessment to avoid the $100 fine,
it's a 24-7 phone service that will help determine what services the individual might need.
So I would love to have the question.
We've got to find that out.
I've got to find out if it's just a strict questionnaire that they go through
or if they actually have professionals on the other end of that phone,
I find that hard to believe since that would be an expensive proposition.
And I know they're going to be paying for this from the cannabis tax,
but that's still an expensive proposition.
To have someone manning a phone line 24-7 to answer or to ask questions
to help determine what services an individual might need.
It's got to be just a straight read.
And if he answered yes to 10 questions, he definitely needs help.
So small amounts of less than one gram of heroin or MDMA,
two grams of cocaine or meth.
Oh, that's nice.
Wow, that's nice.
12 grams of mushrooms, 40 doses of LSD or oxycodone or meth.
That is awesome.
I mean, horrible, horrible.
And if people are walking around with this kind of stuff,
you should get help and call the 24-hour 7 phone service helpline.
So, I mean, people suffering from addiction are more effectively treated with health care services
and with criminal punishments.
We all know that, right?
So a health care approach includes the health assessment
to figure out the needs of the people,
are suffering from addiction and it includes connecting them to the services they need so if they
decide that billy needs help from this particular place what happens if billy decides you know what
i don't need to worry about it i have my lsd oxycodone methadamphetamine mushrooms cocaine and
heroin and i'll be fine so uh it's going to be
fascinating to see what happens. And this is coming. This is coming to a place near you soon if you
don't live in Oregon. I mean, busts are up all over the country. Even, you know, during the
pandemic. Because I know, look, they're busting. The drug busts are at record highs. I don't
know if that will continue now that with this under this new administration but uh wow we will uh
we'll see if that actually holds true is what they believe in organ because if that holds true
for even just a little bit of time that will happen across america you can count on it
you can count on them saying ah it was only a gram of heroin ah it was only a gram of heroin
only a couple grams of cocaine.
I don't worry about it.
It was just a couple of grams of math.
I don't worry about it.
Get out of here.
Why are you worried about it?
Stop your whining, Mr. Pure Talk.
